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How you doing, brother?
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Never better.
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Would you like another lesson
on the swaddle before you leave?
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No, we got the swaddle down. Thank you.
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Care to hold your grandson?
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Oh, I would love to,
but I should finish up packing.
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When do I get my stitches out?
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They'll dissolve in about a week.
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And it'll eventually be, like,
normal again?
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No. Never. No matter how many Kegels.
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Can you believe this?
I'm going home with a baby.
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Going home with Brody.
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Bodhi. Bodhi.
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B-O-D-H-I.
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- Bodhi? Oh, I thought it was…
- Bodhi.
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Sorry, I thought it was Brody.
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It's kinda crazy
they just let you leave with him.
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- Yeah.
- Newborn human being.
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No instruction manual.
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No, you'll be surprised
how natural it'll all come to you.
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Did it for you when you had me?
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Yeah, like riding a bike.
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Last night I had this super vivid dream
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that Dad was there
while I was giving birth.
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Well, he wasn't there, noodle.
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I'll check in right after my shift.
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You're really just
gonna leave me alone with him?
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You'll be fine.
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You got this.
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You got this.
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Okay.
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Hi! Hi, Bodhi.
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He's so cute.
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- So cute.
- So cute. So…
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He's so tiny.
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- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
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- He's the most beautiful thing!
- So precious.
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Oh, what a miracle.
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Miracle.
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- He's just… He's so--
- Handsome.
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Handsome. Exactly.
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- And adorable.
- And adorable.
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He's probably hungry.
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I read that babies eat every two hours.
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I so wish I could.
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I mean, wouldn't it be amazing
if we could just snack around the clock?
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Hey, you know the baby can hear you?
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And every time you speak,
you're making him weirder.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I'll take it.
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You look ready. Okay.
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Okay.
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Maybe there's something wrong with him.
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There's nothing wrong with him.
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How can you just automatically know that?
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Because I'm a doctor. I'm a pediatrician.
I examined your child.
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There's nothing wrong with him.
He has colic.
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Are you hungry?
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Do some squats as you're holding him.
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- I'm sorry, what?
- It can help with the colic.
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Just deep knee squats,
up and down, up and down.
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Just do it while we're talking.
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Gotta get as much of it as I can
with the diaper.
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Kinda lift his cheeks up just to
make sure that I got it all--
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Are you okay?
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Are you all right?
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I'm great.
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Oh, my God! Baby Bodhi!
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He's just perfect.
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I don't know what else to say.
He's perfect.
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I know.
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Can't even remember life without him.
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And you're feeling okay?
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Well, my tits are becoming
a bit otherworldly.
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The stitches dissolved from my episiotomy,
so I no longer have to ice my crotch.
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So, that's nice.
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And I got a little something going
with mood swings,
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which could either be postpartum
or self-awareness.
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Self-awareness of what?
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That I'm terrible at this.
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Margo.
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I am.
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I'm beginning to realize that nobody
is totally straight with you, you know?
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They all just harp on the "joy"
and the "miracle" and "wonderful" and…
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You know, which… and it is, it totally is.
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But--
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But what?
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But, I mean, he just re-refuses…
refuses to get a good latch.
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My nipples are so sore.
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And after he's done with them,
they don't even look like nipples.
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They're like, more like-like-like
squeezed toothpaste tubes.
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And my areola is all white and…
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and pinched.
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And, I mean, he's probably
cutting off my blood supply, so…
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And he just spits them out
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with such vicious contempt.
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And he makes this awful clicking noise,
it's like…
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I'm sorry, but that fucking little thing
won't shut up.
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I mean, the lease prohibits us
from getting a dog.
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But having a screaming baby?
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I think we need to extend
a little more patience.
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Oh, please.
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Maybe she could've practiced
a little more patience
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before screwing her lit professor.
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It has become obvious
that the people in Margo's life
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regard her as an unrelatable space alien.
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And why shouldn't they?
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She made the world's dumbest decision.
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Meanwhile, Bodhi is somehow
getting cuter by the day.
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As if the nutrients
he occasionally sucks down
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are a superpowered tit ooze
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meant to produce
the world's most perfect mutant baby.
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What will the apex of his cuteness be?
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The jury is out.
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James.
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Hey, so we've gone over
your aftercare and so forth.
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Your discharge plans,
your follow-up appointments.
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Over and over.
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So, big, big reminder
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on the importance
of routine and support groups.
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I can't overstate that.
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And I know you've been told that once
all the "kudos" and "attaboys" fade,
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it's… the quiet
that you gotta watch out for.
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Yeah.
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You got somebody picking you up?
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Uber. You have Uber in New Mexico?
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Yeah.
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Everything good?
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A little development.
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Like a… a bump development?
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Something you need
to see a counselor over?
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No. No.
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Fuck.
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{\an8}Teaching your baby
to breastfeed can be tricky.
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But these strategies can help.
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Hold your baby, tummy to tummy…
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- Okay, honey. You got it.
- …while you hold the teat back.
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- You're looking for their lips…
- You got it.
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- …to turn outward like a fish.
- You got it.
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- Ensure that the teat will latch…
- Fuck!
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Keep it down in there!
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Don't you think if I knew
how to make him stop, I would?
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What do you want me to do?
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Go outside?
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Fuck you!
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I don't know why you think
this is acceptable!
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I have a midterm in biochem
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and I know you will never understand
what this night of sleep might cost me!
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You will never get it!
So, if you can't make it shut up,
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can you take him outside?
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- Outside?
- Hey, come on, guys!
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It is 2:00 a.m. and you want me
to take my one-month baby outside?
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It's not all about you or your baby.
Are you that clueless?
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- Hey!
- I am not clueless!
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I am well fucking aware
of the magnitude of my idiocy!
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That is your baby! Your responsibility!
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My responsibility
is to pass my biochem exam!
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Okay! Yeah. I'll leave!
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That's what you want? I will leave!
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You happy now?
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Yes, because now I'll be able to sleep!
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Hi.
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Hey, Mom.
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What's the matter?
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No, nothing's the matter.
Everything's fine.
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What's the matter?
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I don't think I'm gonna make it.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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You're a mother. Mother's make it.
You got this.
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Why does everybody say that?
"You got this"?
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Because you don't have a choice.
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I need to go back to work
to make some money.
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Which means I need a babysitter.
Which I can't afford.
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Don't even think about asking me
what you're about to ask.
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Mom?
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Thirty minutes while we change drivers.
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Fuck.
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Hey, Jinx.
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Hey.
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What's up?
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All right.
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How you know Boomer?
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Oh, I… He… No, he knows me.
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I used to wrestle, so…
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I never could get into that stuff.
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It's kinda stupid.
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- No offense.
- No, none taken.
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It's a bad job. Don't do it.
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Okay.
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Hey, so, is that his KZ sitting out there?
That beautiful old beast?
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Well, it looks nicer
than riding the Greyhound.
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You headed home?
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Yeah. I got an ex-wife and kids
back in Jersey.
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Got some things to sort.
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Well, must be nice for them.
Having a famous parent and all.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
It is a very special sort of relationship.
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Hey, bus is leaving, hotshot.
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Thank you. Thank you very kindly.
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Hey, excuse me, sir…
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I've got a championship belt in here,
could use a good home.
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I could autograph it for ya,
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could take a photo
in case you wanna resell.
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But I gotta walk out that door
in exactly ten seconds.
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How'd you like to do a little
business with Jinx?
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What?
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Baby.
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I keep trying to tell you he's--
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He doesn't like me!
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It's just the colic, not you.
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Maybe try holding him less,
you know, rigid?
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See? You see?
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He's just picking up on your tension.
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He does it with me too.
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There you go. There you go.
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There you go.
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So, he's just been fed,
but he will get hungry.
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Yeah. Be good for grandma.
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No, you have to put those in the fridge.
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It just seems so skeevy
handling your milk.
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You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
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I tried.
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Was it the implants? Huh?
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No, I got some kind of infection.
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Have you talked to Dad?
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Why would I?
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Well, I haven't.
Not that I do, I just would've thought…
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I'm getting a bad feeling
like maybe something happened to him.
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- What if he's dead?
- God. He's not dead.
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He's just wherever the fuck.
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Oh, hey, you got something there.
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Stop.
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Kenny wants to… meet you.
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- I've already met him.
- No, only in passing and you know, he…
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He, like, wants to meet you
and get to know you, and…
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Why?
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I don't know.
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What? Like a formal interview process?
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Could be.
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Mom. You wouldn't actually marry him,
would you?
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You bet your ass I would.
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What? Why?
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Because he's… everything I'm not.
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Well, he's also cheap.
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You really think he's gonna let you spend
$400 dollars a month on face cream?
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He doesn't have to know
about the face cream.
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Do you love him?
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- I do.
- Liar.
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I do!
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And I admire him.
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Mom, he's hardly your type.
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Yeah, well…
I am finished waiting for my type.
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I don't even want my type.
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My type is
the worst possible thing for me.
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So… when are you free?
256
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,923
And you'll need to get a babysitter
that's not me,
257
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,759
and we'll go to dinner.
258
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:00,886
Can't I just bring Bodhi?
259
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,350
Oh, my fucking God.
260
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,852
You haven't told him about the baby.
261
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:14,232
Okay, no. No. I'm not pretending
that I don't have a child, Mom!
262
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:15,900
I knew you were gonna be this way.
263
00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:19,654
I will go to dinner with Kenny
when you tell him that I have a baby.
264
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:21,490
Unbelievable!
265
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,119
Unbelievable yourself!
266
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,191
Here you go.
267
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:03,740
Nice to see you.
268
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:11,248
Margo, order's up!
269
00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,375
You're the best, baby.
270
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:25,929
Hey, you have a visitor. Outside.
271
00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:36,106
Mom.
272
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,858
I can't. He won't stop crying,
273
00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:40,568
- and I just… I just can't.
- What the fuck?
274
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:44,322
- So, you brought him here?
- I tried calling, you wouldn't pick up.
275
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:45,407
Oh, my God.
276
00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:49,243
I'm not meant to be a grandmother.
Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother.
277
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,746
Fucker. Fucker. Fucker.
278
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,455
Mom, it's okay.
279
00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,123
No, it is not okay.
280
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:56,502
Don't you think I know that?
Even he knows that.
281
00:22:57,252 --> 00:23:00,004
I wish I could be a better person,
but I'm not!
282
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:04,509
And his crying nonstop,
that is exactly what he is trying to say.
283
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:08,597
And I will not be judged.
Not by him or anyone else.
284
00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:12,184
Look at him. Look at him.
285
00:23:12,768 --> 00:23:15,770
He deliberately is quiet
when you're holding him,
286
00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:18,190
just to make me feel worse about myself.
287
00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:20,943
Mom, it'll be okay.
288
00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:36,959
Oh, God.
289
00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:44,842
I am an awful grandmother.
290
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:46,927
You're not.
291
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:50,429
Oh, stop being nice.
You're being mercy-nice.
292
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,849
I will not be pitied.
293
00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:58,438
I'm just terrible at everything,
except being pretty.
294
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:02,401
And you excel at that. Brilliantly.
295
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,997
I'm sorry I called him a fucker.
296
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,750
You think he looks like me?
297
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,643
- I love you, noodle.
- Love you.
298
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:43,817
Well, this is probably something you don't
wanna hear under the circumstances, but…
299
00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:45,444
But what?
300
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:48,530
Okay, you're fired.
301
00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:53,117
- What?
- I need someone I can count on.
302
00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:54,702
I'll solve the childcare thing.
303
00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:57,330
- You won't.
- I won't?
304
00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,957
Honey, this is your life.
305
00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:03,503
Businesses, employers,
we scrape to make it.
306
00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:06,464
We survive because
of dedicated employees--
307
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:07,799
I need a job, Tess.
308
00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:10,677
And you're my friend.
309
00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:14,306
Yeah, and it's as your friend
that I'm saying no.
310
00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:17,100
I mean, people work remotely from home
all the time.
311
00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:19,770
Especially writers.
312
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:51,301
What's up?
313
00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:55,721
Nothing's wrong.
314
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:58,641
In fact, it's a positive development.
315
00:25:58,642 --> 00:25:59,726
Of sorts.
316
00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:03,020
Oh, we wanted to let you know,
we found our own place.
317
00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:05,857
So, we'll be moving out in a week.
318
00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:08,443
Just wanted to give you a heads up,
so you could find new roommates.
319
00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:10,696
Are you kidding me?
320
00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:13,489
Did you know about this?
321
00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:14,825
I just found out.
322
00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:19,620
A little notice might have been nice.
323
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:20,998
It came up pretty quickly.
324
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:25,961
And of course, we can still be friends
and all of that and…
325
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:28,380
Okay.
326
00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:46,606
Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!
327
00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:51,153
They say it's not about how you fall,
but how you get back up.
328
00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:56,032
Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!
329
00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:57,034
Bullshit.
330
00:26:57,910 --> 00:27:00,162
It's not just about popping back up.
331
00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:05,417
It's about beating the shit outta
whoever knocked you down!
332
00:27:07,336 --> 00:27:08,836
That's what character is!
333
00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:11,048
You bash the other guy's guts out.
334
00:27:11,757 --> 00:27:13,717
You turn him into goo.
335
00:27:40,661 --> 00:27:41,662
Professor.
336
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:44,289
Come in.
337
00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:53,215
Mark, meet Bodhi.
338
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,093
Bodhi, meet Mark.
339
00:27:56,885 --> 00:27:58,178
Well, this has become very real.
340
00:27:58,762 --> 00:28:01,765
Oh, he's super real.
341
00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:07,187
Though I would imagine far less
interesting than if he were fictional.
342
00:28:15,654 --> 00:28:16,822
Hello, little guy.
343
00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:23,328
Wow, Margo,
he's really beautiful, isn't he?
344
00:28:25,831 --> 00:28:27,666
I cannot afford a babysitter.
345
00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:32,796
Not being able to afford a babysitter
makes it difficult to work.
346
00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:35,215
Hence, I lost my job.
347
00:28:35,924 --> 00:28:39,051
Two of my roommates just moved out,
so my portion of the rent
348
00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:42,389
has now increased
by over a thousand dollars per month.
349
00:28:43,348 --> 00:28:47,935
I would rather snorkel in my own vomit
than come to you begging for money,
350
00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:51,064
so instead I've come to demand it.
351
00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:54,109
I need $3,000.
352
00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:57,070
You're going to give it to me.
353
00:28:59,448 --> 00:29:00,782
Do you think I'm that liquid?
354
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:09,416
You will give me $3,000.
355
00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:31,270
What did he say?
356
00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:33,523
I just left before he could respond.
357
00:29:33,524 --> 00:29:34,525
No.
358
00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:36,609
I just… I don't know,
359
00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:39,570
I started to feel sorry for him
and, you know,
360
00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:42,406
I could see his face start to contort
and I didn't wanna soften,
361
00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:44,575
and him to try to negotiate me down.
362
00:29:44,576 --> 00:29:46,494
I must say, I'm impressed.
363
00:29:46,495 --> 00:29:48,454
And where's Bodhi?
I thought you were bringing him.
364
00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:49,622
Susie's watching him.
365
00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:52,792
So there,
progress on the babysitting front too.
366
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:55,128
- Listen. What are you wearing?
- Progress all around.
367
00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:58,465
- Very nice. Okay.
- Thank you. Okay.
368
00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:04,555
Oh, my God. Just looking at the menu,
my mouth is flooding with saliva.
369
00:30:05,055 --> 00:30:06,306
Are we getting appetizers?
370
00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:09,434
- Well…
- The thing about nursing,
371
00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:11,477
I'm constantly starved.
372
00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:14,480
Margo, I want you know to know
this meal is my treat.
373
00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:19,277
And you're free to order whatever
you like, no expense spared.
374
00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:20,778
We don't need an appetizer.
375
00:30:20,779 --> 00:30:21,904
Well, maybe you don't.
376
00:30:21,905 --> 00:30:23,866
You're about to order a margarita
the size of your head.
377
00:30:24,449 --> 00:30:25,450
But I need one.
378
00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:27,744
You know I don't drink.
379
00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:37,295
- Susan?
- No.
380
00:30:37,296 --> 00:30:39,047
Maybe it's the pediatrician's office.
381
00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:40,674
Just hold on.
382
00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:42,843
Order me nachos.
383
00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:46,095
Hello?
384
00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:48,139
- Is this Margo Millet?
- Speaking.
385
00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:49,516
Elizabeth Gable calling.
386
00:30:50,726 --> 00:30:51,809
Elizabeth?
387
00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,227
Gable. As in the mother.
388
00:30:53,228 --> 00:30:54,229
His.
389
00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:57,148
Hello.
390
00:30:57,149 --> 00:31:00,485
I thought we might schedule a meeting
to discuss your demands.
391
00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:03,279
What do you mean a meeting?
392
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:07,158
A meeting, where two or more people
get together
393
00:31:07,159 --> 00:31:08,619
by chance or arrangement.
394
00:31:09,661 --> 00:31:13,165
Mark has given me your contacts.
I will email you an address.
395
00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:15,041
Is this a joke?
396
00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:16,125
A joke?
397
00:31:16,126 --> 00:31:19,213
You find extortion funny? I don't.
398
00:31:19,838 --> 00:31:22,381
I'm hoping that we can meet
and resolve this tomorrow.
399
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:23,592
It would be best.
400
00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:28,931
You okay?
401
00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:30,557
I'm fine.
402
00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:32,558
You don't look fine.
403
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:33,852
Well, I am.
404
00:31:34,645 --> 00:31:38,481
So, Mom says
you're a big deal in the church.
405
00:31:38,482 --> 00:31:41,943
Well, I'm the president
and the youth ministry director.
406
00:31:41,944 --> 00:31:43,194
That's really cool.
407
00:31:43,195 --> 00:31:48,282
They have really good programs
like plays and stuff.
408
00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:49,450
Yeah…
409
00:31:49,451 --> 00:31:52,161
- They even put on…
- Rent.
410
00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:53,120
- Rent.
- Rent.
411
00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:55,958
Yeah, we're much more liberal
than we're given credit for.
412
00:31:57,125 --> 00:32:01,170
Which is why it was so silly for Shyanne
to think that I would judge you
413
00:32:01,171 --> 00:32:02,840
for having a baby out of wedlock.
414
00:32:05,634 --> 00:32:07,552
You know, most people these days,
415
00:32:07,553 --> 00:32:12,390
they just don't wanna accept any
consequences for, you know, their actions.
416
00:32:12,391 --> 00:32:15,769
A lot of girls in your situation
they would have cried rape.
417
00:32:16,645 --> 00:32:19,689
They would've… you know,
said, "Well, he was my professor.
418
00:32:19,690 --> 00:32:22,108
He should've done this
or he shouldn't have done that."
419
00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:26,070
And… My point is
that we're all fallen creatures.
420
00:32:26,071 --> 00:32:30,951
The real test is what we do
when those chickens come home to roost.
421
00:32:35,998 --> 00:32:37,499
- Right.
- Yeah?
422
00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,669
See? I told you we would get along.
423
00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:45,007
Which is actually why I wanted
to ask you to this dinner,
424
00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:47,634
tonight…
425
00:32:48,886 --> 00:32:51,930
I'd like to ask for your blessing, Margo.
426
00:32:52,931 --> 00:32:55,684
I would like to ask
for your mother's hand in marriage.
427
00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:00,522
Yeah.
428
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,027
So, we have… So we have your blessing?
429
00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:09,489
- Yeah. Of course.
- Yeah? Okay.
430
00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:14,452
Oh, wow!
431
00:33:14,453 --> 00:33:15,536
What?
432
00:33:15,537 --> 00:33:16,538
Shyanne.
433
00:33:18,081 --> 00:33:21,751
You are the most beautiful wo…
beautiful woman I have ever met.
434
00:33:21,752 --> 00:33:23,669
Yes! Yes! I say yes!
435
00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:25,506
You gotta let me finish.
436
00:33:28,091 --> 00:33:33,096
I would be honored if
I could be the boring to your beautiful,
437
00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:37,893
the strong to your delicate,
438
00:33:38,477 --> 00:33:40,145
the serious to your silly.
439
00:33:40,896 --> 00:33:43,065
Shyanne, will you be my wife?
440
00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:45,484
Yes.
441
00:33:46,777 --> 00:33:47,778
Okay.
442
00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:49,904
Okay.
443
00:33:49,905 --> 00:33:51,072
Hey, everyone.
444
00:33:51,073 --> 00:33:52,950
Let's give a big Applebee's cheer
to the happy couple!
445
00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:07,463
It was actually quite beautiful.
446
00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:09,216
And romantic.
447
00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:11,927
Maybe it's even possible
she really loves him.
448
00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:14,095
That's very affirming.
449
00:34:14,096 --> 00:34:16,848
I always find it so moving
when love works out in real life,
450
00:34:16,849 --> 00:34:19,684
as opposed to just books and movies.
451
00:34:19,685 --> 00:34:20,686
Yeah.
452
00:34:23,021 --> 00:34:25,314
Is that cabbage really working?
453
00:34:25,315 --> 00:34:27,943
I think so.
It's supposed to help with inflammation.
454
00:34:28,652 --> 00:34:32,613
And I gotta cram these milk bags
into a respectable outfit tomorrow
455
00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:33,782
to meet Mark's mom.
456
00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:35,241
Yikes.
457
00:34:35,242 --> 00:34:37,077
Yeah. Yikes indeed.
458
00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:44,251
What?
459
00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:48,796
Look, I've never brought you
into this part of my life,
460
00:34:48,797 --> 00:34:51,884
but now the girls are gone,
I feel comfortable saying that…
461
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,303
I'm into cosplay.
462
00:34:54,887 --> 00:34:56,054
Very into it.
463
00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:57,848
I'm a cosplayer.
464
00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:01,685
Yeah, I figured.
465
00:35:02,227 --> 00:35:03,604
Anyway,
466
00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:07,983
if you ever wanna model some looks,
I think you'd be a natural.
467
00:35:09,193 --> 00:35:12,820
Oh, okay. Thank you.
468
00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:14,323
Just think about it.
469
00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:17,242
I will. I promise.
470
00:35:30,339 --> 00:35:32,090
God, at this hour?
471
00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:33,800
What now?
472
00:35:34,301 --> 00:35:38,013
Like, seriously, what the fuck now?
473
00:35:48,941 --> 00:35:49,942
Dad.
474
00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:52,861
Hey, baby.
475
00:35:55,906 --> 00:35:57,407
Thought you might be dead.32752
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