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Hey, baby.

Hi.

Hi, I'm getting ready.

Yeah, I know. You know, your step -cousin is going to be here in just a

hours.

Yeah?

You know, I'm excited to maybe take some pictures with you guys and stuff.

Come on. How many times do I have to tell you? It's going to be so weird.

You taking pictures of my step -cousin and I with my step -dad, the

photographer? No. That's just weird.

Why do you have to make it that way?

It's not that weird.

Yes, it is. Now, like you said, it's going to be here in a couple hours. Get

out of your mind. I'm going to finish getting ready. Now get out. Okay.

I'm so excited to see you. It's been way too long. Me too. I know. Gosh, like

eight years or something. Eight years. Way too long. How was the drive, though?

Oh, too long. Too long as well. Yeah. Way too many hours.

Yeah. Was it good, though? Yeah. Yeah. No, it wasn't so bad. Like, there was,

like, nothing on the road. It was great. How have you been? I've been good. Just

chilling, hanging out at home.

Nice. Nice. Nice.

Yeah. How's school?

Oh, it's good. I'm still singing.

Still...

Doing my thing.

I've been waddling, actually, on the slides lately, too.

No way!

Yeah, it's been crazy. I don't, I just, like... What made you want to do that?

Oh, hey.

Hi, Uncle Dan!

Hi. How are you? Hi. Oh, my God, it's been so long.

Oh, I'm glad. Long time. How's college?

It's been really good.

Oh, gosh.

I was just telling her, I'm still singing, still waddling.

Oh, you're doing waddling? Mm -hmm.

I've actually been getting along with the photography and working with a lot

models lately.

It's been really, you know, really interesting.

Actually, I haven't been here for a little while.

You'd probably be great for some modeling if you might be interested. Oh,

Yeah, sure.

Okay, calm down. She just got to be in town. Calm down.

Let's go take you around the house. I'll show you the room.

Okay. Bye.

I'm seriously so excited that you're in town.

I know.

Do you ever, you know, think about when we were kids?

Oh, my things that we used to do together.

You mean that closet?

Yeah.

Oh,

my gosh. It was so much fun.

Do you remember, like...

The closet that we used to play in. Oh, yeah.

God. And how we would kind of mess around. Make out, yeah.

Exactly. I just always kind of wondered, like, what it would be like when we

were grown up. Mm -hmm. To do it, like... Again.

Now. Yeah. I mean, you want to rub it in?

Yeah. Yeah.

But what about... If Uncle Dan, like, sees us,

like... No, I swear, my stepdad is so cool.

He may seem like a little pervy at times, but I promise you, he's just

I'm here to take care of you.

But what about little Tim? Isn't he going to come down and search you?

No, I told you he's really cool.

He probably won't even come down today.

Oh, my God.

Uncle Dan, you can't. It's not what it looks like, I promise.

Oh, my God. No, no, don't worry. You can't show this to anyone.

Why would I show anyone?

Okay. Why would I ever show anyone? Fair.

It's so hot.

God, no. If my parents heard about this, they would kill me. They would never

find out. I swear to you.

They would kill me, too.

Fair. It stays in this house.

Yeah, just to take that. This is pretty cool. Yeah.

Is she dry?

Are you okay?

It's gonna be so much fun.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank

you.

um um

Thank you.

Oh my

God.

It's fucking hot.

Yeah.

I can't, I can't.

Oh my God.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my

God.

I don't know.

I don't know what I'm talking about.

I don't know what I'm talking

about.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

It feels so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to record you right now.

I love fucking yourself.

Me too.

Oh my god.

Oh my

god.

I can see it's so good.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Oh God.

Fuck.

It's so fucking hot.

It tastes so fucking good.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Yes, right there.

I'm going to record you guys. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Amen.

Amen.

This is fucking good. Oh my god.

But I like it in there.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

It's fucking hot.

Oh yes.

Oh, crap.

Oh, fuck.

It's so fucking hot. Oh my god.

Do it.

I told you I'd take care of you, didn't I? Yes.

Maybe you could do it one more time before you leave?

I guess I could extend my stay.