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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {425}{496}It's a story that might bore you,|but you don't have to listen, {497}{569}because I always knew|it was going to be like that. {677}{760}Woman: And it was, I think,|in that last year, or weekend-- {761}{824}really a Friday in December|at Camden-- {825}{884}and this was years ago,|when I was a different person {885}{966}and I was so drunk that|I ended up losing my virginity. {1078}{1163}I lost it to some guy who I thought|was a Ceramics major, {1165}{1217}but was actually|either a NYU film student {1218}{1277}who was just up to Camden|for the "End of the World," {1279}{1340}or a townie. {1341}{1464}I actually had my eye|on someone else that night-- Victor. {1465}{1516}I'm telling you,|with European girls, {1517}{1552}it's just a numbers game. {1553}{1641}If you stand in any major European|city on any fucking corner, {1642}{1724}and consecutively ask every girl|that walks by if she'll fuck you, {1725}{1769}one out of 20 will say "yes." {1770}{1837}Woman: A junior, a Drama major,|just back from Europe... {1838}{1902}only a little gay,|with flecked blond hair, {1904}{1969}a great body|and these amazing gray eyes. {1970}{2040}Bam-- 20th one, you're fucking.|Right there. {2041}{2100}It's a confirmed statistic,|my man. {2101}{2189}Woman: But Victor was fucking|my roommate, Lara. {2190}{2280}She gave him mono|before he dumped her. {2281}{2365}I'm told that later,|after I left Camden, {2366}{2461}she got really drunk and went|wandering through Windham House, {2462}{2520}and did the whole|football team. {2565}{2604}Man: White girl... {2780}{2875}She's now married to a senator|and has four kids. {2877}{2930}How time distorts things. {2931}{2987}So you know the movie|I'm talking about? {2988}{3081}It was wrongfully labeled|"A Tarantino Film," {3081}{3143}even though he was just credited|as executive producer. {3144}{3201}So this guy|from NYU, or whatever-- {3201}{3247}who wasn't even|a good Victor facsimile-- {3248}{3333}and I were talking|on this ratty old couch. {3380}{3443}I'm sure you've seen this movie,|this Russian classic, {3444}{3492}- "The Man with the Camera"?|- Yep, yep. {3494}{3584}I kept agreeing with his likes|and dislikes, all the time thinking {3585}{3660}that while he might not be Victor,|he was cute enough. {3661}{3731}It's real.|It's like real... shit. {3732}{3814}I was sure that I was mispronouncing|all these filmmakers' names, {3815}{3873}remembering|all the wrong actors, {3873}{3942}naming the wrong cinematographers,|but I wanted him. {3943}{4037}...I see the same kind|of "silent movie actress" quality. {4038}{4107}Seriously, has anyone ever told you|you look like Clara Bow? {4108}{4179}Because you do, I'm serious.|I'm telling you. {4180}{4237}I know these things, and...|and... {4238}{4372}Woman: I could see that his gaze was|drifting towards Kristin Notneff. {4373}{4452}And she was looking back at him|with confidence, because she knew {4453}{4532}that underneath her clothes|she was wearing a black bra {4533}{4610}with matching black lace panties,|which I wasn't. {4611}{4699}Um, I'm sorry,|what was I talking about? {4700}{4767}Woman:|But I had the next best thing. {4768}{4846}I've got a joint|in my room. {4899}{4996}Except it wasn't my room.|It was Lorna Slavin's room, {4997}{5048}who was off-campus|at her boyfriend's house, {5050}{5108}probably swallowing|his DNA. {5109}{5165}And I didn't have|a joint either, {5165}{5211}and if I did,|I didn't know where it was, {5212}{5300}because it would have been|Lorna Slavin's joint. {5301}{5362}He wouldn't have cared|if I had one or not. {5544}{5614}I must have passed out|around then. {5615}{5681}When I came to,|he was already fucking me, {5682}{5749}but he didn't know that I was|a virgin and that it hurt. {5750}{5815}Not that badly-- only|a little bit of sharp pain, {5817}{5868}but not as bad as I had been|taught to expect-- {5869}{5942}but not exactly|pleasant, either. {5943}{6044}That's when I heard|another voice in the room. {6045}{6104}Now, I want you to do her|like Ron Jeremy would. {6105}{6163}Woman: I remember|the weight on the bed shifting, {6164}{6223}and realizing|that this person behind me {6224}{6319}wasn't the NYU film student guy,|but somebody else. {6320}{6415}Oh, my God,|it was some townie. {6416}{6478}I had actually|lost my virginity to a townie. {6526}{6588}This wouldn't|have happened with Victor. {6589}{6695}He would have taken me gently|in his big, strong Drama major arms, {6695}{6768}and undressed me|quietly and expertly, {6770}{6862}taken my bra off|with grace and ease. {6863}{6928}And it probably wouldn't|have hurt. {6929}{7032}I should have given myself to Victor|last term when I had the chance. {7149}{7217}Dude, we had to put|the keg somewhere. {7218}{7268}Don't put it there,|it's blocking my shot. {7269}{7333}Now get the fuck out of here|before you ruin my movie. {7550}{7609}Woman: I always knew|it would be like this. {9916}{10007}I just get the feeling|my life lacks forward momentum. {10008}{10082}Like everything is|moving by so quickly {10083}{10131}that time just seems|to stop. {10201}{10260}Man's voice: Sometimes I can't|believe the shit {10261}{10307}that spills out|of my mouth. {10309}{10365}So while I talk about|God knows what, {10366}{10417}I let my eyes|drift across the room, {10418}{10499}as my mouth allows thoughts|to drop out of my brain {10500}{10561}and roll off my tongue|like gumballs, {10562}{10649}I imagine all the things|in life that never were, {10650}{10735}and all the things|that could have been. {10821}{10869}He'll do. {10871}{10931}I like this song. {10933}{10992}Man's voice:|Gay song, definitely. {10993}{11036}Do you have any E? {11037}{11105}That shit makes|your spinal fluid run backwards. {11145}{11231}- I may have some up in my room.|- You're game, right? {11281}{11320}No one's|twisting your arm. {11357}{11406}I don't even know why|I'm trying to convince you. {11407}{11448}Let's do it. {11496}{11547}I think it's kicking in. {11548}{11629}I feel it now, too. {11630}{11687}Man's voice: The truth is,|I feel nothing. {12247}{12289}What the fuck! {12408}{12501}- Sorry, I thought you were gay.|- Fuck you, I'm no fag! {12592}{12648}You sure about that? {12649}{12724}I definitely detect a certain|"faggy-ness" to you. {12755}{12843}Get the fuck outta here,|you fucking homo! {12935}{12980}I'm not gay. {12981}{13025}You're lucky|I don't kill you. {13116}{13165}Luck has nothing|to do with it. {13166}{13215}Everything|is preordained. {13216}{13258}Manifest destiny. {13259}{13322}You can stop time from happening|no more than you can will {13323}{13372}the oceans|to overwhelm the world, {13373}{13440}or to cause the moon|to drop from her outer sphere. {13441}{13491}Three months later,|the handsome dunce {13493}{13525}had an affair|with a friend of mine. {13526}{13572}Within a year,|he was a full-blown queen {13573}{13623}and telling people|I couldn't get it up. {13654}{13718}Luck has nothing|to do with anything. {16030}{16088}Man's voice: A great numb feeling|washes over me {16089}{16159}as I let go of the past|and look forward to the future. {16160}{16234}I pretend|to be a vampire. {16235}{16308}I don't really need to pretend,|because that's who I am, {16309}{16396}an emotional vampire. {16397}{16441}I've just come|to expect it-- {16442}{16492}that vampires are real, {16493}{16542}that I was born this way, {16544}{16641}that I feed off of other|people's real emotions. {16643}{16715}I search|for this night's prey. {16747}{16793}Who will it be? {17103}{17192}You look familiar--|have we met? {17193}{17256}I think I fucked her somewhere|toward the beginning of term, {17257}{17301}the "Wet Wednesday" party. {17303}{17351}No. {17353}{17422}- What's your name?|- Peter. {17423}{17504}Really?|Aren't you a senior? {17505}{17553}No, a freshman. {17554}{17618}Really?|I thought you were older. {17619}{17669}No, I'm a freshman. {17670}{17782}Peter.|Peter the freshman. {17836}{17950}She has dick-sucking lips,|so I consider the options. {17951}{18034}I leave right now,|go back to my room, {18036}{18090}play the guitar... {18132}{18189}masturbate to broadband-speed|Internet porn... {18190}{18262}I'm going|to come on those tits. {18264}{18300}...go to sleep. {18301}{18345}Or... {18346}{18396}I could play "Quarters"|with Dickie and Quinlivan {18397}{18440}and that dumb guy from LA. {18502}{18559}Or I could take her|to the Carousel for some coffee {18560}{18618}and ditch her there|with the bill. {18769}{18827}Or I could take her back|to my room, {18828}{18895}hope the Frog is gone,|get stoned and fuck her. {18896}{18964}So, what do you think? {19004}{19047}What do I think? {19048}{19104}I think, why not? {19104}{19155}Rock and roll. {19277}{19338}She slowly followed me|back to my dorm room {19339}{19360}Iike she knew|this would happen, {19368}{19411}too eager,|too stunned to speak. {19452}{19499}I was so excited,|I couldn't stop shaking {19500}{19574}and I dropped the key|when I tried to unlock the door. {19680}{19774}She sat on the bed and I played|her a song I had written myself, {19775}{19851}then segued into one|by Counting Crows. {19853}{19935}I played it quietly and sang|the lyrics slowly and softly. {19974}{20033}She was so moved that|she actually started to cry. {20035}{20115}* I'm not ready|for this sort of thing... * {20162}{20244}Maybe it was the Ecstasy|I'm pretty sure she was on. {20245}{20310}Maybe it was that she thought|she really loved me. {20311}{20381}But when he kissed her on the|lips, he instantly went hard. {20382}{20426}She was crying,|her face was slick, {20427}{20474}but she let let him|pull her clothes off. {20459}{20542}She smelled like sweet fruit.|She was small, too. {20543}{20586}Her pubic hair|was light and sparse. {20588}{20644}Yet, when he fingered her,|he didn't feel anything-- {20645}{20684}she wasn't getting wet, {20686}{20745}even though she was|making soft little moans. {20747}{20807}He was semi-stiff|and losing his erection. {20809}{20879}Something was wrong,|something was missing, {20880}{20923}he didn't know what. {21061}{21132}Confused,|he started to fuck her. {21315}{21376}Before he came, it hit him-- {21377}{21460}he can't remember the last time|he had sex sober. {21503}{21587}Girl: Peter! Oh, Peter! {25348}{25389}Fuck! {25517}{25598}* This is stranger|than I thought * {25599}{25696}* Six different ways|inside my heart * {25697}{25781}* And everyone|I'll keep tonight * {25782}{25887}* Six different ways|go deep inside * {25888}{25978}* I'll tell them|anything at all * {25979}{26056}* I know I'll give them|more and more... * {26456}{26549}* I'll tell them|anything at all * {26549}{26637}* I know I'll give|the world and more * {26638}{26723}* They think I'm|on my hands and head * {26724}{26824}* This time|they're much too slow * {26825}{26927}* Six sides|to every lie I say * {26928}{27020}* It's that American|voice again * {27022}{27099}* It was never quite|like this before * {27100}{27185}* Not one of you|is the same * {27187}{27248}* To do do do... * {27357}{27410}You sneaky bitch. {27599}{27647}Sean's voice:|"Got you. {27648}{27696}You're mine now|for the rest of the day, {27698}{27749}week, month, year, life. {27751}{27830}Have you guessed who I am?|Sometimes I think you have. {27831}{27875}Sometimes,|when you're scanning a crowd, {27876}{27947}I feel those sultry dark eyes|of yours stop on me. {27948}{28019}Are you too afraid to come up to me|and let me know how you feel? {28021}{28071}I want to moan|and writhe with you, {28072}{28123}and I want to go up to you|and kiss your mouth {28124}{28187}and pull you to me and say,|'Love you, love you,' {28188}{28229}while stripping. {28230}{28283}I want you so bad it stings. {28284}{28342}I want to kill the ugly girls|you're always with. {28343}{28419}Do you really like those boring,|naive, coy, calculating girls, {28420}{28459}or is it just for sex? {28461}{28502}The seeds of love|have taken hold, {28504}{28574}and if we won't burn together,|I'll burn alone." {28680}{28766}* This is stranger|than I ever thought. * {28936}{28985}What? {29025}{29064}How'd she do that? {29334}{29375}Blood clot. {29477}{29522}What's going on? {29523}{29584}You're gonna have|to sell that bike of yours, {29586}{29650}- that's what's going on.|- Why? {29688}{29735}Where's my money,|college boy? {29736}{29799}Do you take|American Express? {29800}{29843}That's not funny. {29935}{29976}You like that? {29977}{30026}They taught it|to me in the Army. {30027}{30084}One of 1 7 hand-to-hand|combat methods {30084}{30135}of rendering|your enemy defenseless. {30136}{30206}Now, all I got to do|is apply positive pressure {30207}{30267}to rip your carpals free|from your metacarpals, {30268}{30327}and you will be unable|to operate your weapon! {30328}{30388}I'm not your enemy, Rupert,|and I don't have a weapon. {30444}{30503}That's why you get|a little time, homes. {30832}{30877}You want some coke? {30878}{30931}Sure. {30932}{31003}Then buy some|of your own, bitch. {31004}{31080}Get the fuck out of my crib|and get me my money. {31081}{31148}There's an Orgy Night|at Booth House. {31149}{31196}I'm scoring for a bunch|of freshman. {31197}{31267}They're rich, they want cocaine,|they'll pay premium to get it. {31268}{31317}What do you think? {31380}{31454}I think you're a rich|motherfucking motherfucker, {31455}{31554}who owes me a shitload|of motherfucking cash. {31555}{31633}That's what I think, you rich|motherfucking motherfucker. {31635}{31688}You want some blow,|motherfucker? {31690}{31776}You bring me my motherfucking|cash, motherfucker! Fuck you! {31778}{31839}Jesus fucking Christ, Rupert,|don't get so tense. {31840}{31890}I'll show you tense,|motherfucker. {31892}{31947}You're into me|for a fuckload of money, {31948}{32020}and I think you and your|motherfucking rich-kid friends {32021}{32099}are gonna take off to all your|rich-ass motherfucking lives, {32100}{32187}Ieaving me holding|my motherfucking dick! {32188}{32239}So fuck you! {32270}{32343}Fucking, Rupert, fucking A'.|I'm not like those rich assholes. {32344}{32401}I'm on financial aid.|I have to work for a living. {32402}{32441}I'm from a fucking farm|in Nebraska. {32442}{32500}My family had to sell|the fucking cow to get me here. {32500}{32556}- I'm working in food service.|- Bullshit! {32557}{32629}My father's|in the hospital, okay? {32631}{32714}My family's strapped for cash.|I might have to drop out. {32773}{32849}- Really?|- The Lord is my witness. Yes. {32850}{32935}You really don't have|any fucking cash? {32936}{32996}No, I had to work all summer|just to pay for this term. {33241}{33340}I thought you went home|to New York for the summer. {33342}{33448}That's what I told people|so they wouldn't laugh at me. {33448}{33526}I actually had to wash pigs|all summer, Rupert. {33564}{33626}Jesus Christ, man, I can get|these kids to overpay, {33627}{33692}they're so desperate|for drugs. {33693}{33759}I'm your key to moving|this shit on campus. {33760}{33816}You need me,|and you know it. {33817}{33867}And I need the cash.|We need each other. {33868}{33923}You get this straight,|fuckhead. {33924}{33970}I need you like I need {33971}{34026}a motherfucking asshole|on my elbow! {34027}{34103}Right here! An asshole! {34132}{34180}That's how much|I need you. {34288}{34335}What do you think, Guest? {34336}{34432}I think you should|sniff less cocaine. {34433}{34516}And stop leaving the gun there|laying on the table, man. {34516}{34596}Leave the boy alone before|he piss in panty. {34661}{34732}You know I'm just fucking with you,|baby, right? {34760}{34809}Right. {34854}{34925}What kind of markup|do you think you can get {34925}{34971}off these|rich-ass freshmen? {34971}{35052}Well, that depends on|how stepped-on it is. {35052}{35146}Stepped-on? Guest,|is our shit stepped-on? {35147}{35213}No, man, it's fresher|than the morning snow. {35214}{35262}What the bumbaclot|wrong with him? {35263}{35306}Maybe 20%|over market value. {35307}{35377}50%, you say! {35378}{35422}Hot damn, college boy! {35423}{35476}That's some good|motherfucking math! {35477}{35548}I do believe|we have ourselves a deal. {35614}{35686}Do we have|ourselves a deal? {35720}{35763}Sean: Sure. {35819}{35899}Good, it's time for you|to get to work. {35926}{36022}Sometimes, a minute... {36023}{36154}will last like an hour,|you know? {36155}{36214}Where other times... {36215}{36281}an hour just... {36282}{36373}just zips by|in like a minute. {36464}{36520}It's all subjective. {36522}{36625}Every person perceives it... {36626}{36675}perceives it different. {36676}{36764}It's like, that's why you can't|trust clocks, you know? {36823}{36936}Marc, you owe me 500 bucks. {36937}{37006}I want it by Sunday. {37007}{37059}Okay? {37060}{37148}You notice I don't have|any clocks in my room, {37149}{37261}because they interfere|with your ability to... {37319}{37376}...to adjust the time to... {37438}{37483}to suit your needs,|you know? {37484}{37555}Marc. {37556}{37663}Do not be a slave to time,|my friend, {37664}{37755}because, it-- {37786}{37832}there's no point. {38223}{38269}I-- I can feel my dick. {38270}{38328}I can feel my dick. {38329}{38383}Whoo! {38384}{38432}Oh my God! {38650}{38713}- Hey! Fucking, hey!|- ( banging bed ) {38714}{38771}What about the cash? {38772}{38841}Marc, what about|the fucking cash? {38842}{38905}What class, man? {38906}{38947}Who teaches that? {38949}{38999}Fucking-- {39001}{39067}Just go away, you know. {39068}{39107}Just stop bugging me. {39108}{39178}Just stop asking me.|Stop kicking my fucking bed. {39179}{39251}Stop, you know, oooh... {39252}{39334}I'll get you your fucking--|just don't fuck my karma, dude! {39335}{39388}Don't fuck it up! {41175}{41269}* Get yourself together,|get yourself together * {41270}{41317}* Shake, shake, shake... * {41372}{41464}* Get yourself together... * {41659}{41713}Hi, Mitch. What's up? {41714}{41812}Not very much.|What's up with you? {41813}{41867}Not much. {41868}{41922}Can we talk? {41923}{41999}What do you want|to talk about? {42000}{42048}Just what's going on. {42049}{42127}Hey, I warned you. {42128}{42168}Remember that. {42169}{42223}I know, I know. {42224}{42295}Wait, what did you|warn me about? {42297}{42357}I warned you! {42359}{42400}* Shake, shake, shake... * {42456}{42510}Wait, Mitch. {42543}{42612}Mitch, don't be|such a pussy. {42613}{42664}I am warning you again. {42665}{42712}I don't know|what your fucking problem is. {42712}{42784}Just stay the fuck aw-- {42784}{42836}- Hey.|- Hey, guys. {42837}{42928}Is there some sort of problem,|Paul and Mitchell? {42930}{43009}No-- you two|know each other? {43011}{43065}Yeah. Hi. {43067}{43090}Hi. {43185}{43254}Mitch, I'm kinda through|partying tonight. {43255}{43357}Do you want to walk me|back to my room? {43358}{43435}My roommate's|at her boyfriend's tonight. {43468}{43513}Mitch: Yeah. {43514}{43575}What about you, Paul?|What are you doing? {43576}{43656}- Come on, let's go.|- It might be fun. {43657}{43705}- No.|- Come on. {43706}{43765}- Let's go.|- You know you want to. {43836}{43910}- Later, guy.|- Bye, Paul. Maybe next time. {44141}{44202}Mr. Bateman. {44672}{44723}Excuse you. {44823}{44870}Sean Bateman, right? {44871}{44935}Right. It's Paul? {44968}{45007}Right. {45070}{45124}The girl with Mitchell? {45153}{45230}Paul: You mean, Candice?|Her name is Candice. {45231}{45273}Yeah, that's right. {45274}{45335}I had a class with her,|but I failed it. {45336}{45411}Really?|My type of guy. {45413}{45459}Fucking keg's dead. {45460}{45538}Typical. I wish|I had a case of beer. {45539}{45586}- Quesadilla?|- What? {45587}{45666}A quesadilla?|Mexican food? El Sombrero? {45667}{45735}El Sombrero closed|a long time ago. {45736}{45790}How about tomorrow night?|I'll buy. {45791}{45870}I don't know.|You'll buy? {45871}{45919}Totally buy. {46059}{46103}Rock and roll. {46104}{46165}Tomorrow, then. {46546}{46675}* Yellow is the color|of my true love's hair * {46676}{46818}* In the morning,|when we rise * {46820}{46954}* In the morning,|when we rise * {46955}{47020}- * That's the time *|- * That's the time * {47022}{47087}- * That's the time *|- * That's the time * {47088}{47139}* I love the best * {47241}{47291}* Green is the color... * {47292}{47355}How could you possibly go out|this early in the morning? {47356}{47429}- I've got class.|- It's Saturday. {47430}{47505}* When we rise * {47506}{47579}- ( beeping )|- * In the morning * {47580}{47640}* When we rise * {47641}{47684}Merde! What is it? {47685}{47728}Asshole, turn off|the fucking thing! {47730}{47788}- * That's the time *|- * That's the time * {47788}{47830}* I love the best * {47951}{48074}* Blue is the color|of the sky * {48075}{48218}* In the morning,|when we rise * {48219}{48360}* In the morning,|when we rise * {48361}{48435}- * That's the time *|- * That's the time * {48436}{48502}- * That's the time *|- * That's the time * {48504}{48559}* I love the best... * {49377}{49498}* Mellow is the feeling|that I get * {49499}{49639}* When I see her, hm-mmm * {49640}{49783}* When I see her,|oh, yeah * {49784}{49859}- * That's the time *|- * That's the time * {49860}{49927}- * That's the time *|- * That's the time * {49928}{49983}* I love the best * {50079}{50212}* Freedom is a word|I rarely use * {50214}{50347}* Without thinking,|oh, yeah * {50348}{50506}* Without thinking, hm-mmm * {50507}{50566}- * Of the time *|- * Of the time * {50567}{50637}- * Of the time *|- * Of the time * {50638}{50687}* When I've been loved * {50798}{50920}* Yellow is the color|of my true love's hair * {50921}{50977}* In the morning * {50977}{51075}- * When we rise *|- ( man snorts ) {51076}{51211}* In the morning,|when we rise * {51212}{51282}- * That's the time *|- * That's the time * {51283}{51352}- * That's the time *|- * That's the time * {51352}{51415}* I love the best. * {51993}{52047}- Hi.|- Hey. {52048}{52087}Are you here|for that class? {52088}{52150}The tutorial|on the Post-Modern Condition? {52151}{52199}- Yeah.|- It was canceled. {52200}{52242}Typical. {52243}{52284}I've never seen you|there before. {52285}{52323}That's what's so typical. {52324}{52381}It's the first time I ever|bothered to show up for it. {52382}{52432}Yeah, you've got|bad timing. {52433}{52490}Saturdays suck ass. {52491}{52533}I don't have to put up|with this shit. {52535}{52591}I'm dropping|this fucking class. {52592}{52671}- Yeah, me too.|- Really? {52673}{52729}Mm-hmm. I think I'm|gonna change my major. {52730}{52819}- To what?|- I don't know yet. {52820}{52868}- What's yours?|- I don't even know. {53004}{53051}Your name's|Sean Bateman, right? {53052}{53116}Right.|Your name is Lauren. {53117}{53175}Yeah. I bought pot|from you last year. {53176}{53242}It was good.|A little seedy though. {53244}{53310}You used to go out with|that Paul Denton dude, right? {53311}{53363}Yeah. {53364}{53434}Before. {53435}{53499}Show me your eyes. {53500}{53564}*...Feeling that I get * {53565}{53705}* When I see her, hm-mmm * {53706}{53850}* When I see her,|oh, yeah * {53851}{53895}- * That's the time *|- Rock and roll. {53896}{53957}- * That's the time *|- * That's the time * {53958}{54030}- * That's the time *|- * I love the best * {54032}{54137}Maybe I'll see you at the next|pre-Saturday-party party. {54137}{54185}Or something. {54186}{54285}* Freedom is a word|I rarely use * {54286}{54423}* Without thinking,|oh, yeah * {54424}{54553}* Without thinking, mm-hmm * {54554}{54639}- * Of the time *|- * Of the time * {54640}{54700}- * Of the time *|- * Of the time * {54701}{54771}* When I've been loved. * {55748}{55831}Oh my God.|Harry tried to kill himself. {55832}{55888}Paul's voice:|That is so typical. {55889}{55948}I just knew something like this|was going to happen. {55949}{56008}I just had a feeling that|there would be some obstacle, {56008}{56053}major or minor,|that was going to prevent {56054}{56101}my evening with Sean|from happening. {56102}{56159}You've got to come|to Fel's house-- he's there. {56160}{56237}Shit, Jesus, Paul.|We've got to do something. {56238}{56295}That's way too gay. {56296}{56376}Um... call security? {56377}{56427}Trust me, they'll be there|within an hour. {56428}{56475}Security. Security? {56476}{56541}What do you need,|a formal fucking invitation? {56543}{56590}I have an appointment|at 7:00, Raymond! {56626}{56688}You are killing Harry!|Pull it together! {56690}{56728}Mach schnell! {56729}{56807}What did he do, try to OD|on Sudafed and wine coolers? {56865}{56913}Oh, my God.|I brought Paul. {56914}{56983}- What did he take?|- I don't know. {56984}{57039}Oh, Harry, sweetie,|are you okay? {57040}{57091}He's going to get|death of cold. {57120}{57170}I think we should take him|to Dunham Hospital. {57171}{57227}That's all the way in fucking|Keene! Are you crazy? {57228}{57298}- Where else is there, asshole?|- I have to meet someone at 7:00. {57299}{57345}Fuck your meeting!|Get the car, Raymond! {57347}{57408}Grab his feet! Jesus! {57410}{57459}Jesus, this is so typical. {57522}{57568}He found out|he was adopted today. {57569}{57626}Could we stop at a Circle K|and get some cigarettes? {57627}{57679}I remind you we have|somebody OD'ing back here. {57680}{57721}He's not OD'ing. {57722}{57777}He's a freshman.|Freshman don't OD. {57778}{57871}Fuck you, Paul!|Oh shit, he's throwing up! {57872}{57946}- Open the fucking window!|- He's not throwing up. {57947}{57999}Then what do you call|that "ccchhh" sound, huh? {58000}{58051}Dry heaves.|He's forgetting to breathe {58053}{58097}and he has a lot of air|in his stomach. {58099}{58138}Maybe you should be|inducing vomiting. {58139}{58191}Should I just|pull the car over?! {58193}{58255}- Can I change the CD?|- Shut up, Paul! {58256}{58295}You're going to be okay. {58297}{58398}* Blue-eyed dressed|for every situation * {58399}{58474}* Moving through|the doorway of the nation-- * {58633}{58701}- Come on, grab his arm.|- Oh, God. {58702}{58762}Okay, you're|gonna make it. {58788}{58824}Both: Help! {58824}{58869}- Help!|- We need some help over here. {58870}{58930}- Please! This guy's OD'ing!|- Oh my God. {58931}{58997}Will you get him|into the Emergency Room? {58999}{59043}- Thank God.|- I'm on my break. {59044}{59095}I there anyone else|around here, please?! {59096}{59137}- Hello?|- Please take care of Harry. {59138}{59181}Please, you've got|to take care of him! {59182}{59226}- Move, move!|- Oh, God. Oh, God. {59227}{59271}Sir, can I speak|to your manager, please? {59272}{59323}Will you get him up.|His name's Harry, please! {59324}{59362}- What's his name?|- Harry. {59363}{59412}- Harry.|- Harry, Harry. {59491}{59549}I'm not getting any pulse. {59550}{59597}Is this a joke? {59598}{59655}I can see him moving.|He's not dead. {59657}{59736}- I can see him breathing.|- He's dead, Paul, shut up! {59736}{59793}And how did this happen,|exactly? {59795}{59854}- Oh God, I don't know!|- Oh God, oh God! {59856}{59932}Will you shut up?|He's not dead. {59933}{59992}He hasn't got a pulse.|There's no heartbeat. {59993}{60040}His pupils are fixed|and dilated. {60040}{60074}Harry, please come back. {60075}{60150}Sorry, there's nothing more|I can do here. {60151}{60194}You have|to do something. {60195}{60242}I've seen this on ER.|Please fix him! {60243}{60300}Harry's gone bye-bye.|Harry's gone to the big bye-bye. {60301}{60374}He's got his name in the papers|on the back side. {60375}{60456}It's "'toe-tag time'|in Teenville" tonight. Again. {60457}{60490}- What?|- Teenville? {60491}{60538}You should've|just said no, Harry. {60540}{60579}- I'm not dead, am I?|- Ahh! {60581}{60628}Yes, you are!|Shut up! {60629}{60688}Actually, you don't have|a pulse. I think you're dead. {60688}{60758}If you let me run a few tests,|I could probably prove it. {60759}{60814}- You've got a malpractice suit!|- Harry is dead. {60815}{60859}You don't know|what you're talking about! {60860}{60922}Harry: Seriously,|am I dead? {60923}{61018}A few tests on Harry, I'm sure|I could prove he's dead. {61019}{61097}No! Pain and suffering! {61139}{61197}I must insist you bring back|your friend's corpse {61198}{61243}for me to do|some tests. {61459}{61529}Is your ultimate deterrent|to a Friday night party working? {61530}{61578}Sort of. {61579}{61626}The best|would be Victor though. {61628}{61711}Okay, enough fantasizing.|Victor is 3000 miles away. {61712}{61775}Use the book. {61776}{61834}Okay, how do I look? {61835}{61902}You look|kinda skinny, actually. {61903}{61972}Skinny? Really? {61972}{62019}Bulimic skinny|or anorexic skinny? {62020}{62057}What's the difference? {62059}{62104}Bulimic skinny passes|for healthy, {62104}{62174}except your teeth rot, but|my teeth aren't rotting, so... {62176}{62231}So you look bulimic skinny? {62232}{62277}Lauren, I'm telling you, {62278}{62342}it's amazing the weight you lose|when you get off the pill. {62343}{62419}Yeah, until the 50 pounds you gain|when you get knocked up. {62420}{62459}Okay, well, do the math. {62460}{62536}If a condom is 98% safe,|and he wears two, {62537}{62591}then you're 196% safe. {62592}{62655}That is a much better percentage|than the pill can offer. {62656}{62700}I don't think|it works that way, Lara. {62701}{62787}Abstinence is 1 00% safe, which|is less of a percentage than-- {62788}{62846}Whatever, I don't care.|I don't major in math. {62847}{62922}- So are you coming or not?|- I don't know. {62923}{62992}Lauren, listen to your friend|and roommate. {62993}{63035}If you spend the rest|of your life {63036}{63099}waiting for Victor, you're|never gonna lose your virginity. {63100}{63164}You can't just wait for destiny|to play itself out. {63165}{63215}You have|to make it happen. {63946}{63999}Is she coming tonight? {64000}{64056}- I doubt it.|- Why? {64057}{64119}- She's been looking at the book.|- What book? {64120}{64185}It's this big medical book|she's got of venereal diseases. {64186}{64249}Before a party, she looks|through it to discourage herself {64250}{64294}from hooking up|with people like you. {64295}{64339}It's got some|pretty nasty imagery. {64340}{64398}And it helps her keep her|focused on her homework. {64444}{64533}- So, she's not coming, then?|- Nope. {64534}{64599}So, you want to get me|another beer? {65022}{65084}Hey, Sean.|Sorry I'm late. {65085}{65127}What? {65128}{65191}There was this whole thing--|I had to take this freshman {65192}{65271}to the hospital and there was|this sick kid and, anyhow, I'm-- {65272}{65324}What the fuck|are you talking about? {65326}{65396}- I'm here.|- Never mind. {65396}{65477}- I'll make it up to you.|- You don't have to. {65478}{65543}I know I don't have to,|but I want to. {65544}{65599}- I insist.|- Whatever. {65600}{65642}Really. {65698}{65743}I have some pot|in my room {65744}{65787}if you want to smoke|and get stoned. {65788}{65878}- You have pot?|- In my room, yeah. {65951}{66015}- Want a beer?|- Let's go. {66147}{66221}Hey, Lauren, this is... {66223}{66287}- Jim.|- Jim, from Dartmouth. {66288}{66347}- Hi.|- Brewski for you-ski? {66348}{66428}- Sure.|- Hey, you want it you got it. {66504}{66570}He thinks this is the|"Dress to Get Screwed" party. {66571}{66615}If you want him,|I'll give him to ya. {66616}{66672}No, that's okay. {66673}{66749}You sure? 'Cause I don't see|Victor around. {66750}{66807}What about Sean Bateman?|Have you seen him around? {66808}{66883}Yeah, actually, Sean Bateman|just ran off with Paul. {66885}{66932}- Paul Denton?|- Uh-huh. {66933}{66979}- Are you serious?|- Yeah. {66980}{67036}You don't think... no. {67038}{67101}- I don't know.|- No. {67103}{67153}He must just be|selling him something. {67155}{67198}- Must be.|- Must be. {67199}{67252}Yeah. {67253}{67331}Okay, so what is this?|Are you out on the prowl again? {67332}{67405}Yeah, that book's|just not-- it's not doing it. {67406}{67448}- No?|- Huh-uh. {67449}{67563}Good. Okay, well, just|don't wait up for me, okay? {67564}{67608}- Okay.|- Okay. {67609}{67659}Okay. {67715}{67777}Miss Lauren Hynde. {67778}{67891}Why weren't you|at my tutorial last Saturday? {68066}{68109}Would you like a drink? {69189}{69239}Come here. {69604}{69653}- Mmm?|- Mm-hmm. {69654}{69718}- Yeah.|- ( laughs ) {70000}{70088}- Do you want a turn-on?|- No thanks. {70089}{70136}Well... {70268}{70319}don't mind if I do. {70576}{70657}Are we going to do it|here on the couch? {70658}{70710}Do what? {70711}{70747}You know, do it. {70748}{70803}( laughs )|What? {70804}{70852}Fuck? {70852}{70927}Oh, are you mad? {70928}{70971}I would lose my tenure. {70972}{71035}And I'm a married man. {71080}{71128}But aren't you|hitting on me? {71172}{71227}Well, for a hummer, sure. {71306}{71375}I've heard|you're talented, Miss Hynde. {71428}{71510}And it certainly|can't hurt your GPA. {71551}{71614}So, shall we? {72511}{72555}So where did you|spend last summer? {72556}{72653}- Berlin.|- Paul: Sprechen sie Deutsch? {72689}{72720}What? {72721}{72798}- Do you speak German?|- No. {72823}{72882}- What the f--?|- You don't? {72960}{72999}No. Why? {73000}{73075}Well, I don't know. {73076}{73169}I just assumed, since|you spent the summer in Berlin-- {73170}{73216}I thought maybe you-- {73216}{73279}No. Berlin, New Hampshire. {73412}{73478}Sean's voice:|I need to get some more pot. {73480}{73544}I'm running out. {73545}{73614}And I need to get laid. {73615}{73686}Where the fuck|was Lauren tonight? {73688}{73775}Lara's kind of hot. I could|bang her and feel good about it. {73776}{73835}I'd rather have Lauren. {73836}{73886}I wonder why. {73911}{74003}It would just ruin|my illusion of her innocence, {74004}{74049}her purity. {74074}{74113}Whoa! {74115}{74170}Is that really what I want? {74214}{74295}I need to fuck someone. {74296}{74351}Then I need to get more pot. {74400}{74448}Paul's voice: I watched him|with growing intensity {74449}{74539}as he refilled the pipe in the dark|and smoky din of the room. {74540}{74600}He delicately fingered|what looked like dried moss to me, {74601}{74655}and it struck me then|that I liked Sean {74656}{74742}because he looked slutty,|a boy who'd been around. {74743}{74821}A boy who couldn't remember|if he was Catholic or not. {75168}{75241}* Whooo... * {75556}{75643}* I don't know what color|your eyes are, baby * {75644}{75741}* But your hair|is long and brown * {75743}{75836}* Your legs are strong|and so, so long * {75837}{75935}* And you don't come|from this town * {75936}{76032}* My head is|full of magic, baby * {76033}{76131}* And I have to share|this with you * {76132}{76227}* I feel I'm|on top again, baby * {76228}{76315}* That's got everything|to do with you * {76316}{76371}* I'm alive * {76404}{76459}* So alive. * {76663}{76721}Woman on TV:|Suck it harder! {76756}{76821}Look at that chick's cans. {76822}{76899}- Implants.|- I like the feel of fake tits. {76951}{77028}- I need to get cable in my room.|- Hello? {77072}{77118}Hi, Mom. {77119}{77177}- ( turns sound off )|- What's going on? {77202}{77257}Sean:|You are one dirty bitch! {77278}{77335}Paul: Tomorrow?|The Jareds are coming? {77357}{77406}Oh. {77474}{77563}Does it have to be this weekend?|I have a lot of schoolwork. {77565}{77648}- How about next weekend?|- Faggoty sitcom, {77650}{77715}- faggoty sitcom...|- Paul: Richard? {77765}{77792}Okay. {77793}{77843}Yeah, you too. {77942}{78002}I have to go into the city|tomorrow night. {78036}{78077}Rock and roll. {78078}{78141}- You want to go?|- Nope. {78142}{78200}"Dressed to Get Screwed Party"|is tomorrow night. {78224}{78287}I know, and I don't want|to leave you here alone. {78313}{78358}Deal with it.|I'm borrowing these. {78359}{78398}Wait. {78399}{78478}Would you give me a ride|to the bus station tomorrow? {78506}{78578}Whatever. Look,|I have to meet my advisor. {78982}{79029}Paul's voice:|I shouldn't be leaving. {79030}{79121}He'll sleep with someone else. It's|the "Dressed to Get Screwed Party." {79122}{79182}What the fuck am I doing? {79221}{79272}I love you, Sean Bateman. {79363}{79436}Sean's voice: I wonder|if Lauren goes wild during sex. {79437}{79501}I wonder if she comes easily. {79502}{79586}Or at all. I won't go to bed|with a girl who doesn't. {79587}{79631}If I can't make a girl come,|why bother? {79632}{79685}It would be like asking|questions in a letter. {79709}{79751}Mmmm... {79752}{79795}I'm hungry. {81268}{81328}Sean's voice: "Tonight's the night.|Tonight's the night. {81329}{81383}Tonight's the night.|Tonight's the night. {81384}{81416}Tonight's the night." {81524}{81571}So, tonight's the night? {81572}{81627}- I'm going all the way.|- Who's the lucky boy? {81628}{81687}- I'm not telling.|- You will if you want the room. {81688}{81719}Okay, okay... {81744}{81804}- Sean Bateman.|- He's a drug dealer. {81804}{81865}- He made me "zzshing"!|- "Zzshing"? {81866}{81957}"Zzshing" like you just know|that you'll be with that person {81958}{82003}and something amazing|will happen, {82004}{82095}Iike he just fucking|fucks you right up the-- {82096}{82144}"Zzshing." {82145}{82222}- No, I've never heard that.|- You will someday. {82224}{82290}You know, you might be|afflicted with synesthesia. {82292}{82319}What? {82320}{82364}It's a clinical disorder|which causes you {82365}{82429}to hear what you see|and see what you hear-- {82430}{82478}an uncontrolled combination|of your senses. {82480}{82526}You should really get that|checked out. {82527}{82603}- Prozac might help.|- What? {82612}{82654}Aaah! {82731}{82771}Oooh... {82828}{82888}Rusty pipes. {82969}{83052}* And the thought of rubbing feet|is getting so exciting * {83054}{83128}* Skyrocket in flight * {83130}{83222}* Afternoon delight. * {83597}{83642}Hello? {83643}{83721}Can I talk to Sean Bateman?|I think he lives upstairs. {84164}{84223}Yeah? {84224}{84272}Sean. {84272}{84315}Who is this,|Patrick? {84316}{84398}Who the hell is Patrick?|No, it's is Paul. {84399}{84464}Paul...? {84465}{84535}Yeah, remember me? {84536}{84609}Sean: No.|This better be good. {84610}{84693}I was just wondering what was|going on. Who's Patrick? {84695}{84739}It's none of your business,|what do you want? {84740}{84782}Paul:|Were you asleep? {84783}{84866}- No, of course not.|- What are you doing? {84868}{84915}That's none of your|fucking business. {84916}{84958}I'm getting ready|to go to this party. {84959}{85012}With who?|With Patrick? {85013}{85055}No.|( chuckles ) {85056}{85131}With the person who's leaving|notes in my box. {85132}{85187}- Are you?|- Deal with it. {85188}{85279}- Are you just fucking with me?|- Rock and roll. {85280}{85351}- ( dial tone hums )|- Motherfucker! {85352}{85405}Who? {85480}{85562}Oh, Jesus Christ, Richard,|is that you? {85564}{85690}It's Dick.|And yes, it's me. {85922}{85963}What the hell|are you doing? {85964}{86027}Getting fucked up. {86028}{86103}Maybe getting fucked. {86209}{86258}- ( Richard moans )|- Oh, Richard. {86334}{86404}All right, Richard-- {86405}{86488}Oh, yeah, you're just|turning me on, Richard. {86488}{86537}Richard:|Ride 'em cowboy! {86538}{86589}Paul--! {86590}{86638}You remember Mrs. Jared? {86639}{86727}Of course.|Hello, Mrs. Jared. {86728}{86776}I leave you alone for five|minutes and you're drinking. {86777}{86831}Drunk.|I'm drunk. {86832}{86892}Mrs. Jared: Then take a shower|and sober up. {86893}{86997}Oh, my tortures never end.|How are you, Paul? {86998}{87040}Fine. {87042}{87120}Would you talk to him?|He'll listen to you. {87121}{87176}Come on, Myra. {87177}{87331}I'll see you both downstairs|in 1 5 minutes, hmm? {87587}{87667}You want to take|a shower with me... {87668}{87750}for old times' sake? {87973}{88047}- Want one?|- What are they? {88048}{88120}- Does it matter?|- No. {88120}{88170}* Oh well, I guess|it would be nice * {88171}{88232}* If I could touch|your body * {88233}{88291}* I know not everybody * {88292}{88351}* Has got a body|like you * {88352}{88408}* But I've gotta|think twice * {88409}{88477}* Before I give|my heart away * {88478}{88529}* And I know|all the games you play * {88531}{88585}* Because I play them too... * {88586}{88619}Fine with me. {88621}{88692}( yawning ) {88693}{88778}So when she showed up... {88780}{88861}* Oh baby, I reconsider * {88862}{88922}* My foolish notion * {88923}{88974}* Well, I need someone|to hold me * {88975}{89026}* But I wait|for something more * {89027}{89086}* Yes, I gotta have faith * {89087}{89145}* I gotta have faith * {89146}{89206}* 'Cause I gotta have|faith, faith, faith, * {89208}{89284}* I gotta have|faith, faith, faith... * {89316}{89354}Oh, yeah. {89355}{89402}* Got to,|got to have faith * {89404}{89515}* Before this river,|becomes an ocean * {89517}{89619}* Before you throw my heart|back on the floor * {89620}{89688}* Oh baby, I reconsider * {89689}{89750}* My foolish notion * {89751}{89803}* Well, I need someone|to hold me * {89804}{89879}* But I'll wait|for something more * {89916}{89974}* 'Cause I gotta|have faith * {89975}{90035}* Ooh,|I gotta have faith * {90036}{90099}* 'Cause I gotta have|faith, faith, faith, * {90100}{90178}* I gotta have|faith, faith faith. * {90179}{90257}Mrs. Denton: Then I realized|my Cadillac had been stolen. {90259}{90295}Mrs. Jared:|Oh, my God. {90297}{90355}Mrs. Denton: Stolen. The police|couldn't have cared less. {90356}{90420}They said my insurance|would take care of it. {90421}{90522}Frankly, I was getting sick|of the color, you know? {90523}{90581}Mrs. Jared: I'm going to ask|one more time, Richard, {90582}{90654}kindly remove|your sunglasses. {90773}{90825}Very well, then... {90826}{90912}why don't you|tell us about school? {90913}{90966}Tell us about school. {91019}{91102}- Ciggy.|- Oh, Ri-- don't smoke. {91142}{91169}You're not allowed|to smoke here, Richard... {91171}{91290}-...I don't think--|- My name is not Richard. {91342}{91389}- Then what is it?|- Dick. {91390}{91438}- What?|- Dick. {91440}{91528}You heard me.|Dick. {91529}{91603}No.|Your name is Richard. {91604}{91669}Sorry, it's Dick. {91744}{91877}Well, then-- Dick,|how is school? {91879}{91935}It sucks cock. {92089}{92138}Yeah, it does. {92139}{92223}And what classes|are you taking-- Dick? {92264}{92314}"Gang Bang 1 01," {92315}{92357}"Freebase Tutorial"... {92358}{92430}( whispers )|and "Oral Sex Workshop." {92627}{92699}Well, then, how are you|liking that, Dick? {92701}{92747}( rude moaning ) {92748}{92791}( chuckles )|Yeah. {92847}{92894}"How do you like that?" {92950}{93003}What has happened to you? {93004}{93052}What do you mean,|what has happened to me? {93052}{93083}What do you think? {93084}{93161}I can see what that school|has done to you. {93162}{93250}Maybe perhaps Paul and I|should go upstairs-- {93251}{93286}- Mrs. Jared: No.|- Mrs. Denton: No? {93288}{93332}No. If anyone is going|to leave this table, {93333}{93388}- it's going to be Richard.|- It's Dick! {93389}{93452}Leave the table now,|Richard. {93453}{93523}( mock whining )|Why? Why? {93524}{93585}I'm asking you|to leave the table, now. {93586}{93633}( snidely )|No, no, no... {93634}{93738}I will not leave the table.|No! {93739}{93792}Leave the table! {93793}{93863}( howls )|Well, fuck you-ooo! {93897}{93994}And fuck you.|And fuck you, pretty boy. {93996}{94061}And fuck you all|very much. {94089}{94140}I'm outta here. {94175}{94226}( thumps )|Have a good one! {94527}{94579}Mrs. Jared:|Oh, everything's fine now. {94580}{94637}No, really.|I'm terribly sorry. {94638}{94695}- Man: Are you sure, ma'am?|- Oh, positive. Yes. {94696}{94757}- My son isn't well.|- Yeah. {94758}{94801}He's-- well, not well. {94802}{94846}He's been under a lot|of stress, midterms starting... {94847}{94930}School.|Yes, of course. {94930}{94983}I would like another|Vodka Collins. {94984}{95031}Eve, would you like|anything? {95032}{95137}Yes-- well, I mean,|no, no. {95138}{95186}Go ahead. {95188}{95231}Get her another one. {95232}{95291}- Please.|- Thank you, Paul. {95292}{95358}Sure, Mom. {95410}{95457}You know, {95458}{95545}I think my next car {95546}{95605}is going to be blue. {95606}{95660}Blue, don't you think?|A very dark blue. {95661}{95710}What do you think,|Paul? {95779}{95826}Blue. {96062}{96109}* Baby girl, where you at? * {96110}{96164}* Got no strings,|got men attached * {96165}{96267}* Can't stop that feeling|for long, no * {96268}{96315}* You making dogs|wanna beg * {96331}{96385}* Breaking them off|your fancy legs * {96386}{96505}* But they make you|feel right at home, now * {96506}{96623}* See all these illusions|just take us too long * {96625}{96681}* And I want it bad * {96682}{96737}* Because you walk pretty,|because you talk pretty * {96739}{96823}* 'Cause you make me sick|and I'm not leaving * {96824}{96922}* Till you're leaving|oh, I swear there's something {96923}{96973}* When she's pumping|asking for a raise... * {96974}{97037}Those are grown in shit. {97038}{97094}* So does she want me|to buy her things? * {97095}{97163}* On my house, on my job|on my loot, shoes * {97164}{97229}* My shirt, my crew, my mind|my father's last name? * {97230}{97281}* When I get you alone... * {97522}{97587}Thank Godyou're still dealing. {97589}{97658}So where's Lauren {97659}{97720}She's out of town. {97721}{97807}Do you have a thing for her {97808}{97879}She won't put out.You know that, right {97880}{97977}She's got this little boyfriend who she's saving herself for. {97979}{98054}You're just wasting your time and money. {98055}{98118}She's got a boyfriend {98119}{98216} All these intrusions just take us too long {98217}{98285} And I want you so bad {98286}{98342} Because you walk city, because you talk city {98343}{98388} 'Cause you make me sick... {98389}{98448}Yes, yes, yes. {98449}{98559}Yes, yes,oh, oh, oh--! {98859}{98906}Hi, Sean. {99199}{99251}Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop. {99253}{99301}C'mon, c'mon, c'mon... {99341}{99398}Sean's voice Disillusionment strikes. {99399}{99446}After all my pining for Lauren, {99447}{99525}this-- her roommate. {99526}{99585}The inevitable conclusion. {99587}{99686}It's like bad poetry--and then what {99687}{99739}I'm still hard,so I keep on going. {99740}{99845}She's groaning now. Humping up, down, up. {99846}{99901}Is it ever going to end {99902}{99952}I should neverhave done this. {99953}{100012}I should have kept it innocent. {100012}{100062}God, oh yes. {100064}{100130}I put my handover her mouth. {100132}{100197}She comes, licking my palms,snorting. {100227}{100294}It's over. {100295}{100346}Kleenex. {100971}{101061}What's wrong I told you I came. {101178}{101267}I was bornin a Holiday Inn. {101268}{101328}Better it's not Lauren. Note to self {101329}{101414}never 'shroom again.Only gets you into trouble. {101498}{101545}Woman I've written you this last letter {101546}{101599}because I know I'll never have you. {101601}{101649}I stood in a corner and watched you go off with her. {101651}{101707}She's so beneath you. {101707}{101752}You probably did itjust to hurt me. {101754}{101795}Well, it worked. You hurt me, {101797}{101846}and now there'snothing else I can do. {101848}{101922}There won't be any more notes.It's last call. {102091}{102190} No, I can't forget this evening {102191}{102276} Or your face as you were leaving {102277}{102453} But I guess that's just the way the story goes {102453}{102539} You always smile but in your eyes {102541}{102638} Your sorrow shows {102640}{102747} Yes, it shows {102819}{102906} No, I can't forget tomorrow {102907}{103015} When I think of all my sorrow {103016}{103062} When I had you there {103063}{103170} But then I let you go {103171}{103230} And now it's only fair {103231}{103346} That I should let you know {103347}{103466} What you should know... {103467}{103545} Know... {103546}{103678} I can't live {103679}{103725} If livingis without you {103726}{103805} I can't live {103806}{103898} I can't give anymore {103899}{103993} I can't live {103995}{104076} If livingis without you {104076}{104160} I can't give {104162}{104286} I can't give anymore {104287}{104376} Well, I can't forget this evening {104377}{104460} Or your face as you were leaving {104461}{104621} But I guess that's just the way the story goes {104622}{104718} You always smile but in your eyes {104719}{104804} Your sorrow shows {104805}{104926} Yes, it shows... {107421}{107484}I only did it with her because I'm in love with you. {110339}{110390}Lauren, I love you. {110443}{110494}Laur-- {110551}{110594}- Lauren--!- Leave, Sean! {110595}{110650}Since when does fucking somebody else {110651}{110701}mean that I'm not faithful to you {110703}{110753}Lauren... {110827}{110916}She's not ever going to want see you again. {111091}{111142}Lara Face it... {111143}{111211}you fucked up. {112618}{112686}- Hello- Frenchman Hello {112687}{112722}Hello {112723}{112777}- Hello, Bertrand- Bertrand's not in. {112778}{112834}Is it Jean-JacquesHello {113687}{113734}Lauren... {114132}{114211}Fuck!Fuck! {114475}{114528}Come on. {115625}{115674}Woman announcer Results are evident in a few short weeks. {115675}{115714}Male announcer Call and order your bottle of Longitude {115715}{115801}having your credit card readyand calling 1-800-51 8-3492. {115802}{115861}That's 1-800-51 8-3492. {115862}{115926}Imagine the look on her face if you were much larger. {115927}{115987}Call now--1-800-51 8-3492. {115989}{116043}Or visit them onlineat Longitude Capsules.com. {116044}{116126}- Typical.- Radio WTNA-- {116127}{116188} Tom and Andy--More music. {116397}{116478} Could be wrong {116478}{116562} I could be right {116669}{116740} Could be wrong... {116807}{116867} I could be wrongI could be right... {117286}{117337}Sean... {117338}{117393} May the roadrise with you {117394}{117489} May the roadrise with you... {117677}{117730}Gotcha. {117756}{117817}You're so sad. {117818}{117878}Sean, you're sick. {117946}{118006}Hey... wait a minute. {118272}{118324}Yeah. {118466}{118534} I could be wrongI could be right {118535}{118601} I could be blackI could be white... {118831}{118878}Victor Took a charter flighton a DC-1 0 to London, {118879}{118926}Ianded at Heathrow.Took a cab to the city center. {118927}{118969}Don't let people lie to you,hostels are for the ugly. {118970}{119012}I'm staying at Home House,the most beautiful hotel. {119013}{119060}Called a friend from school who was selling hash, {119061}{119101}but she wasn't in. Met a couple of Brits {119102}{119137}who take me to of all places, Camden Street. {119138}{119188}I flirt a bit at the Virgin Megastore, buy some CDs, {119189}{119237}then followsome girls with pink hair. {119238}{119285}I wandered around trying to getlaid until it started to rain, {119286}{119326}then went back to Home House. Ministry of Sound is dead, {119327}{119367}so I go to Rem Forum,but it's Gay Night. {119369}{119432}I find one hetero girl and wedry-hump on the dance floor. {119433}{119481}We cab it back to Home House, I strip her clothes off {119482}{119538}suck her toes and we fuck. Hung out for four or five days, {119539}{119583}met the world's biggest DJ,Paul Oakenfold. {119584}{119616}Kept missing the Changingof the Guards. {119617}{119664}Wrote my mom a postcardI never sent, bought speed {119665}{119710}from an Italian junkie try-in-gto sell me a stolen bike. {119711}{119759}Smoked a lot of hash that had too much tobacco in it. {119760}{119791}Saw the Tate. Saw Big Ben. {119792}{119844}Ate a lot of weird English food. It rained a lot. {119845}{119890}It was expensive and I'mjonesing-- split for Amsterdam. {119891}{119938}The Dutch all know English soI didn't have to speak Dutch, {119938}{119990}which was a relief. I cruisethe red light district, {119992}{120034}visit a sex show, visit a sex museum, {120035}{120085}smoke a lot of hash. I meet a Dutch TV actress {120086}{120121}and we drink absint heat a bar called Absinthe. {120123}{120174}The museums were cool. Lots of Van Goghs {120176}{120213}and the Vermeers were intense. Wandered around, {120215}{120258}bought a lot of pastries, ate some intense waffles. {120259}{120320}Bought some coke and I cruisedthe red light district {120321}{120380}I found some blonde with big-tits that reminds me of Lara. {120381}{120432}I gave her 1 00 guilders.In the end, she pulls me out, {120433}{120473}I come between her tits eventhough I'm wearing a rubber. {120474}{120537}We made small talk about AIDS, her Moroccan pimp and herself. {120538}{120570}I wake to the sound of a wino singing. {120571}{120618}It's 8 00 a.m.and hot as blazes. {120619}{120663}I pretend to ice-skate around Central Station. {120664}{120723}Trade songs with a Kiwi girl, then split for Paris {120724}{120772}Wandered the Champs-Elys�es, climbed the Eiffel Tower {120773}{120821}for only seven francs--the ticket machine was broken. {120822}{120857}Got the hang of the Metro, took it everywhere. {120859}{120918}Ford model party, hooked upwith a model named Karina. {120918}{120981}She chugs my cockat the Marriott, which is good. {120983}{121048}Played billiards, went shoppingI think she gave me mono. {121050}{121097}Drove a Ferrari that belongedto the Saudi royal family. {121099}{121146}Made out with a Dutch modelin front of the Louvre. {121147}{121192}Saw the Arc de Triomphe--almost became road kill. {121193}{121256}Oakie invites me to Dublin, I catch an Aer Lingus flight, {121257}{121312}stay at the Morrison-- Dublinrocks like you can't imagine. {121313}{121363}Oakenfold lets me spinsome discs with him. {121364}{121413}Irish girls are smallas leprechauns. {121414}{121453}I swap hickeys with a drunk woman after groping my abs {121454}{121491}and calling me Mr. LA. She strips for me {121492}{121524}in the bathroom of the club. Sneak into the Guinness factory {121525}{121575}and steal some stout so good my dick goes hard. {121577}{121624}I fly to Barcelona which is a bust. {121625}{121673}Too many fat American students, too many lame meat markets. {121675}{121710}I dropped acidat the Sagrada Familia, {121711}{121749}which was a trip, to say the least. {121751}{121786}Cruise up the coastto Museo Gala Dali, {121787}{121825}but had no more acid, which sucked. {121827}{121866}Some girl from Canada calls me on my cell, {121867}{121913}so I let her listento the church bells. {121914}{121953}Canta Cruz is beautiful but there are no girls there, {121954}{121991}just old hippies. So I went to Switzerland {121992}{122036}where, ironically, I couldn'tfind anyone with the time. {122037}{122085}Took Glacier Expressto Shiltone {122086}{122126}which is beautifulin a way I can't describe. {122127}{122174}EuroPass into Italy, ended up in Venice, {122175}{122204}met a hot girl who lookslike Rachel Leigh Cook, {122205}{122234}and speaks better English than I do. {122235}{122284}She's living for a year on only $5.00 a day. {122285}{122342}We gondola around, buy hash. She thinks I'm a capitalist-- {122343}{122393}my room costs more for one night than her entire trip. {122394}{122444}She doesn't mind much when I pay the bills. I ditch her {122446}{122482}and hook up with a couple who obviously want a threesome. {122484}{122559}Much tension, but the doofus offers to drive me to Rome, {122561}{122626}an offer I jump at. Traffic'sbad, we're stopped for hours. {122627}{122696}The wife's a freak. The guy wigs out on me. {122697}{122757}It's like a Polanski film. We stop in Florence, {122758}{122799}where I see some big dome. A bomb goes off {122800}{122843}I lose the weird couple, which is probably for the best. {122844}{122890}Ended up in Rome,which is big and hot and dirty. {122890}{122938}Just like LA, but with ruins. I went to the Vatican, {122938}{122985}which is ridiculously opulent. Stood for two hours {122986}{123050}to get into the Sistine Chapel, which now cleaned, looks fake. {123050}{123087}I meet two underage Italiangirls who I try to talk {123088}{123143}into fucking each otherwhile I jack off onto them. {123144}{123174}Bored, I buy them someice cream instead. {123176}{123211}My hotel has a gym, so I work out. {123212}{123262}I bump into some guy from Camden who says he knows me, {123264}{123310}but I'm sure that he's a fag, so I lose him. {123312}{123346}I try to fartand instead shit my pants. {123348}{123406}In my room I masturbate and have a pain in my groin. {123407}{123458}I dream about a beautiful girl,half in water, {123459}{123505}stretching her lean body.She asks me if I like it. {123506}{123539}I tell her she can clean fish with it. {123540}{123582}I don't know what it means,but I wake well-rested, {123583}{123626}masturbate in the shower, and check out. {123626}{123698}Make my way back to London, hang out in Piccadilly Circus. {123699}{123755}Swap shirts with someupper-crusty Cambridge chick. {123756}{123804}Hers was an Agnes B.;mine, it cost me my Chanel. {123805}{123853}She acts stuffy and prudish, but is really wild underneath. {123854}{123905}She barely looks at my abs, though she wants to. {123906}{123953}The next day I drop acidand get lost in the subway {123954}{123995}for a full day and can't find my way out. {123997}{124041}I meet a cute girl that lets me jack off onto her {124042}{124084}as long as no come gets onto her Paul Smith coat. {124086}{124127}We get stoned while listeningto Michael Jackson records. {124128}{124176}The next morning, I wake up talking to myself. {124176}{124224}I had a big bump on my headfrom flailing in my sleep. {124226}{124271}I get my stuffand barely make my plane {124273}{124319}back to the United States.I no longer know who I am {124320}{124385}and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger. {124483}{124531}So then I ended upback here. {124532}{124624}I'm so there when school's out, you don't even know. {124625}{124697}No, I do know. And you don't know until you do know. {124698}{124761}And you have to go there to know. {124762}{124818}You still fucking that girl from Hawaii-- Page {124819}{124878}Oh, no, man. I gave up on that shit. {124878}{124968}She had issues. I moved onto this chick named Candice. {124970}{125010}- Yeah- She's great. {125011}{125054}Did you fuck like a racehorse {125054}{125116}You know it, brother. {125117}{125205}- I met a girl.- Did you score some hot poon {125206}{125259}It's not about that. {125287}{125318}No... {125318}{125420}it's about good time sand cuddling up. {125421}{125513}She's a fag hag, right {125514}{125575}It's cool because they're funand they like to dance. {125577}{125641}I tell you, Victor, {125642}{125700}I think I'm in love with this girl. {125700}{125769}She's sweet. She's pure. {125770}{125844}She's innocent. {125846}{125903}She's a virgin. {125940}{125987}Mitch How young is she {125988}{126059}Out of the car seat, onto my meat. {126060}{126120}If she's bleeding, I'm breeding. {126121}{126215}If there's grass on the field, play ball, you know {126216}{126288}Mitch Old enough to pee, old enough for me. {126289}{126339}Yeah. {126401}{126449}- Ow!- Bateman. {126449}{126505}Bateman. Come on. What's up, man {126506}{126562}Got any Toot-ankhamen {126686}{126737}Sean How much you want {126762}{126801}Three grams. {126802}{126852}300. Up front. {126957}{127000}I don't fucking trust you. {127001}{127057}Tough shit. {127058}{127126}Take Mitchell with you, then. {127202}{127252}We take your car,and I drive. {127371}{127409}( chuckles ) {127449}{127549}- Go with him, bitch.- Fucker. Ow! Shit! {127550}{127615}I want change. Bring Daddy back change. {127616}{127682} 1 000 times... {127768}{127835}Mitch Would you keep your eyes on the road {127906}{127954}Bitchen ride. You pick the color {127955}{128002}Yeah, and I don't want you to crash it. {128003}{128074}I didn't realize it came in banana. {128105}{128194}- Relax.- Mitch Oh, right. Relax. {128195}{128253}While my car is being used to run a drug deal, {128254}{128310}I'll just sit back and relax. {128311}{128384}I don't give a fuck if wedo this deal or not, {128385}{128432}but you do. Your girlfriend needs her nose candy. {128433}{128485}Without nose candy, she won't fuck you, and you know it. {128486}{128533}I have my terms, if you don't live up to them, {128534}{128602}you get no pussy. So deal with it. {128805}{128891}Looks kind of dark. Maybe nobody's home. {128893}{128948}Rupert doesn't leave home. {129050}{129123}- I'm gonna wait in the car.- It's okay. Rupert's cool. {129124}{129212}- But I don't want to go in.- Just come in. {129213}{129284}Let's get this over with. {129609}{129709}Blouse and skirt. Sean, are you dat, man {129710}{129766}Just the man we're looking to see tonight. {129767}{129838}Come in out the cold, mon. {129839}{129964}Sean, Sean, Sean,what, bubba {129965}{130065}You college boys look nice and sweet and sexy. {130066}{130147}Come, mon. Rupert's in the kitchen. {130290}{130406}Rupert, extra chicken in the coop. {130463}{130529}Sean. Who's your friend {130530}{130611}This is Mitch. {130612}{130644}Mitch. {130645}{130712}- Hi.- You a cop, Mitch {130713}{130797}- No.- Does he look like a cop {130798}{130856}How the fuck am I supposed to know {130857}{130914}Unless he's got a crack pipestuck to his lip, {130914}{130972}I gotta assume he's fucking 21 Jump Street. {130973}{131072}I'm not 21 Jump Street, whatever that is. {131073}{131136}Where Richard Grieco and Johnny Depp got their start. {131137}{131196}Come on. Where you been {131198}{131277}You can bet the boy is not a cop. Look upon him. {131278}{131349}Obviously. {131350}{131442}- What can I do you boys for- Came to pick up some stuff. {131442}{131497}- ( knife whirrs )- Did you now {131498}{131553}Where's my money, God damn it, Bateman {131591}{131639}Don't act crazy, man. Me and my buddy Mitch {131640}{131701}just came by to pick up a couple of grams. {131702}{131770}What the fuck's this {131812}{131853}$300 {131854}{131957}You owe me $3,000, asshole. Where's my fucking money {131958}{132012}Hey, wait a minute. Wait. {132013}{132055}I'm gonna wait in the car. Excuse me. {132057}{132095}Wait. {132096}{132156}Wait for what, asshole You owe me some fucking money! {132157}{132204}Listen... {132229}{132273}...he's got it. {132274}{132321}I don't know what the hell is going on. {132322}{132375}I just-- I came here for some blow, man. {132376}{132422}Come on, Mitchell, give Rupert his money. {132422}{132471}What the fucka re you talking about {132472}{132551}- Give Rupert his money!- I'm gonna go wait in the car. {132552}{132612}Hey, boy! Don't better fuck with us. {132613}{132662}This is absolute shit! {132663}{132735}I don't even know what you're talking about. {132736}{132772}Wait! This guy! {132774}{132882}- Do you really have it- I don't-- this guy-- I-- {132883}{132921}You owe mesome fucking money! {132923}{132997}- Would you fucking tell him!- Okay. {132999}{133046}He doesn't have it. {133119}{133168}What do you got for me {133169}{133222}I know you got something. What do you got for me {133223}{133270}I have this. {133525}{133576}Sean Back off! Back the fuck off! {134022}{134069}Let me in! Let me in, I have the keys! {134070}{134126}I have the keys. Fucking let me in. {134289}{134335}( howls )Fuck! {134409}{134477}Are you fucking crazy {134477}{134533}Define crazy. {134952}{135011}- Wasn't that fun- Fuck you. {135012}{135059}You're a fucking asshole. {135060}{135093}Why don't you dosomething about it {135094}{135144}Fuck you! Get out of my fucking car! {135145}{135217}- Take a swing, man.- Give me my keys. {135217}{135268}Come on. I know you want to. {135269}{135317}- Fuck you.- Fucking pussy. {135317}{135362}Get out of my fucking car. {135363}{135461}Get out of my fucking car, you piece of shit. {135462}{135565}Get out! Get out of my car! {135566}{135628}Fucking asshole! {135754}{135833}Mitchell, you're a pussy. {135833}{135887}Asshole! {135888}{135969}Fucking spit in my car. {135969}{136020}( whimpers )Fuck. {136217}{136324} Hey there,Mr. Talk Too Much {136325}{136388} What's in store for us now {136435}{136529} I don't know how to speak to you {136530}{136601} I don't know how to trust in you... {136601}{136652}- ( knocking continues )- What! {136708}{136818}- I have good news.- What {136819}{136885}Victor's back from Europe. {136981}{137060}Really... {137086}{137170}Really Shit. {137172}{137254}Sean Lauren. Wait. {137255}{137322}Don't. Hey--wait, Lauren. {137357}{137415}- Oh my God.- Can't we talk {137416}{137457}No! {137457}{137499}Lauren. {137500}{137574}Don't walk-- hey! {137575}{137649}I really did try to kill myself. {137651}{137717}Just before I faked it. {137770}{137851}- Wow. Sean, it's over.- No, it's not. {137852}{137912}Yeah, it is. I'm in love with somebody else. {137956}{138019}- Who- My old boyfriend Victor. {138020}{138076}And that's none of your fucking business, actually. {138117}{138199}- Fucking Victor- Yeah. {138282}{138377}Then why the fuck are you writing me letters {138421}{138460}Wow. {138511}{138618}Deal with it, Sean.It's over. Rock and roll. {138659}{138706}Lauren, I want to know you. {138757}{138857}What does that mean, know me Know me. {138858}{138913}Nobody knows anyone else, ever! {138913}{138997}You will never, ever know me. {140060}{140119}Holy shit. {140314}{140361}Ahem-- {140424}{140528}You do not know what a dragit is to see you right now. {140661}{140700}Look-- {140701}{140748}yeah-- {140785}{140873}You smell really good {140874}{140932}but I don't know who you are. {140933}{140994}Victor, shut up. It's me. {140996}{141101}Oh, of course. How are... you {141101}{141184}How long have you been here Why haven't you called {141268}{141311}I... {141312}{141372}This is embarrassing.I'm sorry-- {141373}{141409}It's all right. {141409}{141504}I don't have the slightestidea who you are right now. {141505}{141597}Really, it's...it's totally blank. {141655}{141769}- Yeah, it is.- Should I know you {141933}{142018}It's great seeing you, really. {142940}{142985}Hey, man. {143162}{143224}Looks like it's gonna bea cold one. {143360}{143407}You know... {143408}{143501}I find myself talking to you when you're not even around-- {143502}{143565}just carrying onconversations. {143566}{143632}I wish you wouldn't tell me shit like that. {143633}{143677}But, Sean, I don't-- {143677}{143743}You've got the wrong idea. I don't want to be with you. {143808}{143904}What do you mean No, I just-- {143905}{144018}want to know you. Just want to know who you are. {144020}{144079}Sean No one will everknow anyone. {144111}{144170}You're not evergonna know me. {144170}{144264}What the hell does that mean {144265}{144324}It means, Paul, {144325}{144429}you're not evergonna know me. {144430}{144520}Figure it out. Deal with it. {144578}{144639}Fuck you, Bateman. {144678}{144739}Fuck you, Bateman! {144796}{144849}Fuck you! {145011}{145085}( sobbing )Fuck... you! {146331}{146402}Welcometo Buford T. Pusser County. {146565}{146634}You wanna fuck with me You wanna fuck with me {146635}{146700}I'll show you fucking! {146744}{146804}You hear what Guest said, motherfucker {146805}{146858}I have your money, my brother wired it into my account. {146859}{146951}You got the money It was that easy, motherfucker {146952}{147003}Fuck you, motherfucker. {147004}{147052}How god damn funny you think this is {149846}{149904}How are you, Miss Hynde {149931}{149995}Okay. {149996}{150051}How have you been... {150052}{150090}Mr. Denton {150091}{150149}Okay. {150777}{150841}He really likes you. {150842}{150907}That's great. {150978}{151056}Listen-- were you putting notes in his box {151057}{151104}Whose box {151159}{151244}I thought you were putting notes in his box. {151245}{151328}Purple ones Love letters {151329}{151417}No, I didn't put notes into anybody's box. {151418}{151496}You didn't {151497}{151559}Wrong person. {151560}{151612}Wasn't me. {151685}{151784}- Then there's someone else.- Doesn't matter anyway. {151785}{151849}Not to people like him. {152004}{152078}Not to people like us. {152937}{153019}Sean I started driving faster as I left the college behind. {153071}{153138}Someplace unoccupied, I hoped. {153139}{153187}At first I thought there were things about her {153188}{153284}that I would never forget, but in the end, {153285}{153341}all I could think about was-- {153380}{153473} We'll be together again {153473}{153561} I've been waiting for a long time {153562}{153657} We're gonna be, we'regonna be together again {153658}{153759} I've been connected to the right line {153760}{153854} We'll be together and nobody ain't never {153855}{153946} Gonna disconnect usor ever separate us {153947}{154039} Or say to us you've got to... stop! {154040}{154127} Stand there where you are, before you go too far {154128}{154229} Before you make a fool out of love-- stop! {154229}{154317} Don't jump before you look,get hung upon a hook {154318}{154421} Before you make a fool out of love {154529}{154623} We'll be together again {154624}{154713} I've been waiting for a long time {154713}{154808} We're gonna be, we're gonna be together again {154809}{154912} I've been connected to the right line {154913}{155006} We'll be together and nobody ain't never {155007}{155101} Gonna disconnect usor ever separate us {155101}{155183} Or say to us you've got to... stop! {155184}{155277} Stand there where you are, before you go too far {155277}{155377} Before you make a fool out of love-- stop! {155379}{155465} Don't jump before you look,get hung upon a hook {155466}{155572} Before you make a fool out of love {156062}{156157} We'll be together and nobody ain't never {156159}{156247} Gonna disconnect usor ever separate us {156249}{156333} Or say to usyou've got to... stop! {156335}{156422} Stand there where you are,before you go too far {156423}{156529} Before you make a fool out of love-- stop! {156529}{156616} Don't jump before you look, get hung upon a hook {156617}{156719} Before you make a fool out of love-- stop! {156720}{156813} Stand there where you are, before you go too far {156813}{156903} Before you make a fool out of love-- stop! {156905}{156999} Don't jump before you look, get hung upon a hook {157000}{157071} Before you make a fool out of love {157073}{157179} Stop! Stand there where you are... {157180}{157243} WTNA-- {157244}{157301} Tom and Andy--More music {157619}{157705} You are the one, you make it happen {157707}{157789} The things you do are totally planned {157790}{157877} You are the one, you're so in charge now {157878}{157961} You're going to make a stand, make a stand {157962}{158053} The way you speak when people leave you {158053}{158133} It makes them want to share your goal {158134}{158217} You're not the one in every region {158218}{158314} You know you're in control,in control {158315}{158396} Ba-la ba-lap ba-lapba-da-ba {158397}{158486} Ba-la ba-lap-bopba-da-ba {158487}{158570} Ba-da ba-da-baba-da ba-ba {158571}{158649} Ba-da ba-da-ba-da,ba-da-ba {158650}{158734} You are the one, you make it happen {158735}{158820} The things you do are totally planned {158821}{158904} You are the one, you're so in charge now {158905}{158990} You're going to make a stand, make a stand {158991}{159093} The way you speak when people leave you... 72093