Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1864}{1917}Damn it, Dedee! {1921}{1996}What is the matter with you?|Why aren't you dressed yet? {2000}{2060}You better get in there, missy,|and wear what I put out for you. {2064}{2098}Do you hear me? {2102}{2171}I'm not about to have you show up|in that crap you wear to school. {2176}{2230}This isn't just any old day|of the week, you know. {2234}{2354}You're gonna show me and your stepfather|some respect for once in your life. {2358}{2406}If you're one of those people|who don't like movies... {2410}{2459}where some person you can't see|talks the whole time... {2464}{2522}and covers up all the holes|in the plot and... {2523}{2589}at the end says, "I was never the same|after that summer"... {2593}{2660}or whatever, like it was so deep|they can't stand it... {2664}{2762}then you're out of luck. Things get|very complicated here very quick. {2766}{2830}And my guess is you're not gonna be|up to it without me talking. {2834}{2892}Lord, help me... {2896}{2940}My name is Dedee Truitt. {2944}{3010}I'm sixteen, and this is|Creve Coeur, Louisiana... {3014}{3090}which is French, I think,|for like, fucked heart. {3548}{3596}My mother was the kind of mother|who always said... {3598}{3642}she was her|daughter's best friend. {3644}{3714}Whenever she did, I thought, great,|not only do I have a shitty mother... {3718}{3763}but my best friend's a loser|bitch. {3768}{3874}Dedee, honey, put the dirt on like I|told you how to. {3878}{3953}She was all over me the day we|buried my stepfather. {4002}{4056}That's not what I said!|What are you doing? {4060}{4103}Les was a real asshole. {4108}{4160}To get cancer of the ass was,|like, poetic. {4164}{4258}Almost as good as cancer|of the dick... if they have that. {4338}{4376}I had to get out of there. {4380}{4453}Look around. Wouldn't you? {4610}{4686}This part where I take the gun is,|like, important. {4690}{4778}It comes later, but I'm putting it|in here for foreshadowing. {4782}{4828}Which we covered when we did Dickens. {4832}{4896}If you're smart, you won't forget|I've got it. {5010}{5083}Randy was a geek, but he was nicer|than a lot of the guys... {5088}{5138}mostly because he was born with|only one ball. {5142}{5210}And he was pretty nice to anyone who'd|sleep with him and not make fun of it. {5214}{5276}- Go!|- You had to ignore the Christian stuff. {5330}{5402}I told him I was going to my|grandma's in Memphis. {5406}{5488}But where I was really going was|Indiana to see my brother Bill... {5492}{5538}who was really only my|half-brother... {5542}{5624}and who I'd seen once before|when I was a kid when my real dad died. {5672}{5720}Bill's like dozens of years older|than me... {5724}{5790}and a actual real-life homo and|a teacher... {5794}{5856}which is kind of gross, I mean,|the combo. {5860}{5922}But he had a lot of money from his|last boyfriend who died of AIDS. {5926}{5996}And I needed a place to get my|shit together. {6000}{6092}If you think I'm just plucky and|scrappy and all I need is love... {6096}{6130}you're in over your head. {6134}{6210}I don't have a heart of gold,|and I don't grow one later, okay? {6246}{6294}But relax... {6298}{6360}There's other people a lot nicer|coming up. {6364}{6412}We call them losers. {6556}{6583}Hello. {6588}{6630}You're not Bill. {6634}{6682}No, I'm Matt. Bill's at school. {6686}{6727}Are you one of his students? {6729}{6809}'Cause he really doesn't like|his students coming here. {6813}{6873}It's okay, I'm his sister. {6877}{6925}I gotta call you back. {6962}{7002}I didn't know he had a sister. {7006}{7050}Who are you? {7054}{7090}Boyfriend. {7094}{7188}Can I come in? I'm a real relation. {7192}{7234}Yeah, come on. {7414}{7490}Okey-dokey, butts out. {7494}{7556}Come on, let's go, let's go. {7884}{7923}You holding up the wall there, Joe? {7928}{8048}No, I just can't go if anybody's|around. {8338}{8418}There's a sentence here that's a|fragment. What is it? {8498}{8538}Every... {8542}{8597}Every Tuesday after Yearbook here? {8601}{8660}Now how would you fix that? {8690}{8798}I guess you could say,|Mr. Truitt blanks it hard... {8802}{8872}here every Tuesday after|Yearbook? {8876}{8942}Or just Tuesdays after Yearbook. {8946}{8987}You don't need the every, right? {8991}{9087}Yeah, I guess so. Can I go? {9858}{9934}Probably not a good idea to use your|real name. {9994}{10089}Phone call for Mr. Truitt.|Telephone call for Mr. Truitt. {10093}{10129}- She's upset but--|- What is she upset about? {10131}{10178}- she took a shower. I don't know.|- How did she get here? {10179}{10256}- She took a bus.|- Can you believe this place? {10260}{10342}Gays love houses. Tom, the dead|guy, was really loaded. {10346}{10436}I'd already worked on the beautiful|dumb one. He helped out. {10604}{10658}I laid it on kind of thick about|Mom drinking... {10662}{10720}and how tough it was on me|watching my step dad die... {10724}{10774}which is, like, so opposite. {10778}{10850}And how it would give Mom and me a|chance to grieve in our own ways... {10854}{10914}if there was a little distance|between us, just for the summer. {10918}{11003}Plus, I'd clean for them, or tell|the maid places she missed. {11008}{11092}Bill was like the definition of a|softie. {11144}{11191}Matt didn't look like a fairy at|all. {11196}{11248}But it was easy to see why he'd|screw around with Bill. {11252}{11330}And a blow job is a blow job if|you're getting one. {11334}{11437}If you're giving one, it's harder. But|even so, it's like rule one about sex. {11441}{11532}If you don't breathe in, a person|can do anything for ten minutes. {11536}{11598}A runaway.|It's like harboring a fugitive... {11602}{11662}Everything was going great until|she showed up. {11666}{11738}The sister of Tom, the dead guy. {11816}{11858}That's how Bill met him. {11862}{11932}She teaches next to him, and one day|she introduces him to her brother. {11936}{11986}This is like eight years ago. {11990}{12076}She probably thought they could|fish or play ball together. {12080}{12150}And they end up with their dicks|in each other's mouth. {12154}{12220}She looked|like she never got over it. {12306}{12374}Gross. But notice how pretty the|urn is. {12378}{12450}That's typical gay. {12454}{12526}I'm gonna clear the table. {12536}{12609}No, no, but--|Matt and me. {12754}{12802}What's your name again? {12806}{12862}Lucia Dalury. {12866}{12918}It's weird. How do you spell it? {12929}{12973}L-U-C-I-A. {12976}{13026}It should be pronounced Luchia. {13030}{13086}When I was a kid learning how to|spell... {13090}{13170}I thought they were just|pronouncing it wrong. {13174}{13258}Because I have two sisters, Marcia|and Tricia. {13262}{13306}C-I-A, sha. {13310}{13362}So I decided it was pronounced|Lusha... {13366}{13442}and it stuck. And now I kind of|like it. {13446}{13511}Yeah, it makes you different. {13515}{13556}Do you have a cigarette? {13560}{13620}No, I don't. {13666}{13758}Matt told me about your brother|and Bill. I'm sorry he's dead. {13762}{13820}Did he give it to Bill? {13938}{13995}That is none of your business. {14000}{14050}Actually, it is. {14054}{14127}I could drink out of the same cup|or something, accidentally... {14129}{14165}if I stay for a while. {14167}{14212}What do they teach you in Louisiana? {14277}{14387}It's roughly,|you reap what you sow, if you're gay. {14392}{14480}You don't get it from cups. {14484}{14560}Anyway, they're both negative. Do|you know what negative means? {14642}{14715}Bill's kind of cute, isn't he?|Even though he's old. {14733}{14769}He's thirty-five. {14771}{14863}Yeah, but he's still kind of cute.|He looks like my father. {14867}{14936}I have a picture. You wanna see? {14940}{14974}Yes. {15010}{15060}He married Bill's mom first. {15064}{15134}Then he met this lady who typed 140|words per minute. {15138}{15179}Traveled around the country... {15180}{15221}demonstrating typewriters|and tight sweaters. {15225}{15300}After that broke up, he married my|mom. {15304}{15379}That's the one that killed him. {15383}{15430}Yes, there's a resemblance. {15434}{15473}Too bad he's a fairy, right? {15477}{15536}That's not how I would put it. {15540}{15660}Then, too bad he's however you would|put it. {15980}{16056}Matt worked the night shift at Kinko's,|so he didn't go in till four. {16060}{16124}We hung out a lot. {16290}{16338}He was like a blind person, you|know? {16342}{16392}They can't see, but they hear real|well. {16396}{16478}Matt couldn't think at all, but he|looked great. {16482}{16514}It's survival. {16518}{16626}Cute, stupid people survive, have lots|of cute, stupid babies who also survive. {16630}{16697}It was like watching evolution at|work... {16701}{16758}as long as you reproduced. {16762}{16806}How long have you been here? {16890}{16965}A year in June. {16969}{17076}So it's kind of like, if you were|normal, you'd be in love. {17080}{17136}We're normal. {17140}{17196}In love, I don't know. {17232}{17265}He's like... {17314}{17362}I think he was in love with Tom. {17366}{17410}Did you know him? {17414}{17468}No, just from what his sister says. {17472}{17522}Bill doesn't talk about him that|much. {17586}{17650}He's like, what, twenty years older|than you? {17654}{17762}Nine. Sometimes ten, depending on|the month. {17766}{17821}Have you always been a mo? {17825}{17897}Yeah, I guess. {17901}{17934}You've never slept with a girl. {17938}{17989}Nope, never came up. {17993}{18038}So to speak, right? {18098}{18146}It's just not for me. {18150}{18226}How would you know if you've never|tried it? {18274}{18364}I never tried Communism, but I know|I wouldn't like that. {18368}{18428}It's the same thing. Or grits. {18432}{18482}Have you ever slept with a Black|person? {18486}{18530}No, I don't think so. {18534}{18577}Because you know you wouldn't like|it. {18581}{18648}No, I don't know that. {18652}{18700}So even though you've never tried|either... {18704}{18798}you'd have sex with a Black|person but not with me. {18802}{18882}God, it's like reverse|discrimination. {18886}{18939}Quotas. {18944}{18997}Is it? {19001}{19036}Yeah, it's prejudice. {19092}{19124}Would you mind? {19606}{19659}I think you can reach them yourself. {19664}{19708}Scared you'll get a woody? {19712}{19794}Dedee, look... {19798}{19878}you're really great, but I'm gay. {19882}{19930}Theory. {19934}{20018}Whatever. You're my boyfriend's|sister-- {20022}{20092}Half-sister. Look, I get it, okay? {20096}{20144}If I was you and I had this great|setup... {20148}{20204}and the guy I was with was|fifteen years older than me... {20208}{20256}and all I had to do was blow him|a couple of times a year... {20260}{20320}I wouldn't rock the boat either. {20324}{20409}You're a homo. Fine, whatever.|Like I give a shit. {20508}{20594}Nine-- ten at the most-- years older. {20598}{20642}He could be your father. {20646}{20735}Basically, you're blowing your father.|That can't feel right. {20736}{20786}I never knew my father. {20790}{20860}And you really think this is a good|way to make up for it? {21026}{21120}Matt struggled for a while, which I|thought showed a lot of loyalty to Bill. {21124}{21178}But I got him over that. And by|the end of the month... {21182}{21256}he was calling in sick to Kinko's|so often, they almost fired him. {21400}{21490}I almost felt bad about it.|But I had my reasons. {21530}{21580}I know AIDS is like awful and|stuff... {21584}{21628}and that guy who got all those|boys up to his room... {21632}{21676}and ate them and froze them and|then got killed in prison... {21680}{21742}Like we cared.|I mean, all that is disgusting. {21746}{21824}But they do look better than|straight people. And smell better. {21828}{21874}They're cleaner, if you don't|count viruses. {21878}{21954}And there's not all that hair in|their ears and noses and stuff. {21958}{21995}So it evens out. {22000}{22044}Anyway, Matt wasn't totally faggy. {22048}{22108}He knew what to do with it, believe|me. {22258}{22290}I've got bad news. {22338}{22370}What? {22430}{22466}I'm late. {22470}{22514}Okay, I'll drive you. {22518}{22594}No, I mean, I'm late. {22595}{22686}My period's late. {22690}{22750}Do you know what that means? {22786}{22866}I'm pregnant. We're pregnant. {22962}{23026}You're kidding. We were using|condoms. {23027}{23090}Are you sure? {23158}{23192}Is it mine? {23234}{23318}See? Only straight boys ever say|that line. You're in. {23322}{23434}No, I mean, don't get my hopes up if|you're not sure. {23580}{23630}We were gonna break it to him in|stages. {23634}{23726}One, we're in love. Two...surprise. {23730}{23826}We had just gotten to number one|when Lucia dropped by. Typical. {23830}{23889}I knew you were trouble. This is|your brother here. {23893}{23969}And you, how could you? {23973}{24037}It just happened. We didn't mean to|hurt anyone. {24041}{24092}You're gay, you jerk! {24096}{24150}- He just never met the right woman.|- Yeah, one with a dick. {24154}{24186}Is that a cut? {24190}{24261}For your information, I'm bisexual. {24265}{24333}I went to a bar mitzvah once,|that doesn't make me Jewish. {24337}{24414}Who says that bisexual shit besides|gay men? {24418}{24462}I'd understand if we can't go on|living here. {24466}{24525}You would get that, congratulations. {24529}{24642}It's just that...with the baby and|all, it would be easier. {24646}{24684}You're pregnant? {24722}{24767}It was gonna be a surprise. {24837}{24932}- Do you wanna get an abortion?|- No...god... {24978}{25090}Bill, if we could just stay here until|we get married and the baby comes... {25094}{25128}Who said anything about getting|married? {25132}{25170}You don't wanna get married? {25174}{25250}I just don't think it's something we|should rush into. {25254}{25362}No, but bring another human life|onto the planet, that's whim time. {25366}{25415}Am I the only one here who wants|to kill someone? {25416}{25522}- You wish.|- I'll talk to you all tomorrow. {25526}{25590}I'm beat. {25842}{25897}Smoking is bad for the baby. {25901}{25998}Like you care. Or was it someone|else who mentioned abortion? {26034}{26074}You're breaking his heart. {26078}{26168}I think I'm a little late for that. {26172}{26266}Where are you going? Matt? {26270}{26322}Give me one of those. {26364}{26416}At least now he'll know what Matt's|really like. {26466}{26522}You're probably a blessing in|disguise. {26578}{26615}A fucking good disguise. {26690}{26782}God, how does a woman get so bitter? {26786}{26830}Observation. {27103}{27199}She's under seventeen, and she's my|sister. {27203}{27247}I didn't take advantage of her. {27251}{27311}She had a death in the family.|She came to us for help. {27315}{27363}She said you'd be jealous. {27367}{27398}What? {27455}{27505}I'm gonna have a kid, Bill. {27575}{27664}I'm gonna have a normal life.|That pisses you off. {27668}{27709}Normal life? {27713}{27785}Fuck you, Matt. Fuck you. {27789}{27855}Don't talk, pack. Pack yourself,|pack her... {27859}{27903}and get the hell out of here! {28319}{28409}I kind of felt sorry for him.|He couldn't help being old. {28413}{28487}I said he was really nice,|and thanks for the hospitality... {28491}{28555}and don't tell my mom. {28559}{28670}Here's where he finds out we took|the safe deposit money...ouch. {28675}{28746}But he's gonna cover for us|and tell them he authorized it. {28751}{28793}Such a nice guy. {28797}{28845}Love him, hate me, right? {28849}{28951}People getting dumped are always|lovable, even homos. {28955}{29025}Wait. I can really lay it on. {29647}{29723}It's just music.|It doesn't mean he's better than me. {29727}{29771}You can't help yourselves. {29775}{29861}you see someone smell a pillow or an|old T-shirt, you're a basket case. {29865}{29938}I could've showed you the other stuff|he did besides mooning around. {29942}{29995}He ate like a pig, for one. {29999}{30055}He licked his plate, I'm not|kidding you. {30059}{30122}He flossed, he clipped his|toenails, he paid some bills. {30127}{30173}Does that make your heart break? {30177}{30204}His boyfriend, or whatever, leaves,|and he pays the cable bill? {30204}{30265}His boyfriend, or whatever, leaves,|and he pays the cable bill? {30269}{30351}So he wasn't dying of pain...yet. {30355}{30405}- Mr. Truitt?|- Yes? {30409}{30497}- What have you done with Matt?|- Excuse me? {30501}{30574}Matt? Matt Matteo, your boyfriend? {30579}{30633}Mine, too. {30637}{30681}Who are you? {30685}{30756}Jason Bock. I went to Hoover four|years ago. {30760}{30827}Don't even pretend that you didn't|know about Matt and l. {30831}{30881}About Matt and me. {30885}{30997}I have been calling for the last two|days, no answer. {31001}{31085}He left his job, and his car is gone.|Where is he? {31089}{31167}I have no idea. {31171}{31246}Don't you blow me off. {31287}{31382}I could make trouble for you,|you know, tell them you're gay. {31387}{31462}They already know I'm gay, you|little prick. {31466}{31559}And you came on to me when I was a|student. {31563}{31600}Do they know that? {31604}{31641}That's a lie. {31645}{31724}Tell me where he is. {31728}{31775}You got a problem? {31779}{31823}New piercing. {31935}{32004}Did he ever mention Dedee to you,|my half-sister? {32008}{32045}She's visiting from Louisiana. {32049}{32096}He's in Louisiana? {32100}{32183}No. But he took off with her.|They're in love. {32187}{32233}That's what he told me. {32237}{32329}He's bi? Are you serious? {32333}{32378}We're always the last to know. {32382}{32472}Fuck you. I wanna talk to him. {32476}{32549}If I don't hear from him by Friday,|I'm going to the police. {32553}{32595}For all I know, you killed him. {32599}{32658}Then for all you know, I'm just|getting started. {32697}{32734}Get him to call me! {32863}{32909}Of course, he told her. {32913}{32961}This is a major problem, Bill. {32965}{33019}You're in denial, fine, I'm not. {33023}{33081}Lucia wasn't surprised|that Matt had been screwing around. {33085}{33151}And that Jason kid had been in her|homeroom for two years... {33155}{33195}so she knew what he was like. {33199}{33228}After high school,|he went up to Chicago... {33230}{33278}and became one|of those "Act Up" people... {33283}{33339}who think AIDS is this big|conspiracy against homos. {33343}{33419}Maybe it is, who knows? All I know|is it isn't working. {33423}{33487}There seem to be more of them than|ever before, you know what I mean? {33491}{33523}They're tricky. {33527}{33595}Anyway, Bill tried to convince her|it was all a bluff. {33599}{33656}You put yourself through this, you're|gonna give yourself a heart attack. {33660}{33726}Face it, he's going to ruin you. {33730}{33821}He's just trying to scare me. He's|angry. Matt dumped him, too. {33871}{33983}I don't know how you do it. You're|always so nice and so good. {33987}{34040}Tom was like that, too. It's|depressing. {34044}{34079}You're nice. {34083}{34124}That's how I always felt|around you two... {34126}{34169}Like the Baroness|in "The Sound of Music."' {34173}{34235}Everyone else is off singing and|climbing an alp... {34239}{34321}and I just want to stuff that|guitar up that nun's ass and... {34375}{34407}Oh, my god... {34495}{34575}That little creep went|to the police. I told you. {34665}{34723}Hey, Lucia, how are you? {34727}{34783}Hi, Bill. Got a minute? {34787}{34879}Sure, Carl. What's up? See you|tomorrow. {34883}{34939}- I can stay.|- Actually, Lucia, it's business. {34943}{34993}Actually, Carl, it's fine. {34995}{35083}Here's the deal. I got this stupid|thing I'm checking out. {35087}{35146}Do you know a Jason Bock? {35151}{35214}Yep, I met him Tuesday. {35219}{35326}He says when he was a student here|four years ago, you molested him. {35331}{35419}I never liked the looks of this kid,|but I gotta do something. {35423}{35451}Why? {35455}{35495}I haven't told Walter yet. {35499}{35571}But you'll have to. He's the|principal, it's state law. {35575}{35631}There you go. Good job, Carl. {35663}{35699}There's something else. {35703}{35775}He filed a missing person's report|on Matt. Do you know where he is? {35779}{35805}No, I don't. {35809}{35888}This Jason creep said something|about a sister. {35892}{35963}They left me a note,|but I don't know where it is anymore. {35967}{36023}- Where does that put us?|- Well, I don't know. {36027}{36103}You let me know as soon as you hear|from either of them. {36107}{36177}You haven't asked me if it's true,|if I molested him. {36181}{36233}Because he knows that you didn't. {36237}{36303}I'd like to send him some place they|will, for about five to ten. {36307}{36363}It might put some sense into him. {36367}{36410}Only if his brains are in his ass. {36414}{36474}That strikes me as fairly likely. {36479}{36518}You take care. {36522}{36597}We'll keep this quiet as long as|possible. {36639}{36701}It's nice to see you again, Lucia.|It's been a long time. {36705}{36754}Only about a year, Carl. {36759}{36842}Since the funeral, remember?|Remember Nancy's funeral? {36847}{36894}Good night. We'll talk tomorrow. {36975}{37019}This is why I hate people. {37023}{37087}You always want to know why, well,|take it in. {37807}{37839}Are you a lesbian? {37843}{37929}No. You are all assholes. {37933}{37981}Jennifer Oakes, is that you? {37985}{38072}Hi, Miss Dalury. Any comment on the|charges against William Truitt? {38076}{38155}And I wrote you a letter of|recommendation. {38383}{38434}Did you know about this? {38439}{38510}There were messages on my machine, I|just heard them this morning. {38515}{38562}People will believe anything. {38567}{38615}Did you call that lawyer that I|told you about? {38616}{38640}What for? {38644}{38752}Hello, this is America. We don't|like sodomy so much here. {38756}{38793}Yeah, but the schools are good. {38797}{38834}Speaking of which... {38839}{38878}You are not going in. {38882}{38955}Bill! There are reporters out there. {39023}{39071}Tanya and Clint,|I am here at Hoover High School... {39072}{39127}where a sex scandal has exploded... {39128}{39199}involving a high school teacher|whose seeming popularity... {39203}{39254}may, in fact, be the cover... {39259}{39327}for predatory advances upon|young male students... {39331}{39409}entrusted to him by this outraged|and devastated community. {39413}{39499}This is America, and we're|Christians here. {39503}{39595}Aside from a few Jewish people|who were just born that way. {39599}{39643}And I can tell you one thing... {39647}{39753}Jesus Christ and his apostles were|certainly not into man on man action... {39757}{39823}which is how they describe it|on their porno videos... {39827}{39929}which I'm proud to say|Blockbuster does not carry. {39933}{40011}I work there, and it's very family. {40015}{40117}Plus that religion John Travolta|belongs to. {40121}{40223}If I save one kid from getting --- {40227}{40297}from having his --- totally --- {40301}{40397}until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel|and he can 't stand up for three weeks... {40401}{40523}then maybe all of this is worth|something. {40559}{40665}Teachers everywhere have to learn|that no means no. {40669}{40728}At least until we've dropped out. {40732}{40779}I'm just gonna give you|the broad strokes here... {40780}{40825}'cause I've got|my own problems with Matt. {40863}{40937}Bill got suspended with pay.|It didn't even bother him. {40941}{41015}I guess when your first boyfriend, Tom,|the dead guy, croaks in front of you... {41017}{41067}and his stupid sister|takes over your life... {41069}{41103}and then your next|boyfriend splits... {41107}{41151}you're kind of primed for shit. {41155}{41225}It's hard to top that with|suspensions and people hating you... {41229}{41283}and losing a job you're too|rich for anyway. {41287}{41343}Lucia said it was denial. Natch,|what else? {41347}{41435}Bill just hired a lawyer, stayed|at home, and worked on his garden. {41471}{41503}Faggot! {42089}{42173}Meanwhile, guess who was having|the time of her life. {42193}{42244}Because all her predictions came|true. {42246}{42304}Between the time we left|and that stupid phone call... {42306}{42382}which I can't go into right now,|she was flying. {42495}{42538}Look at the lipstick on her. {42542}{42593}She better hope it's drool-proof. {42623}{42667}You don't have to hear any of this. {42671}{42735}There's nothing going on except|her trying not to leave. {42764}{42865}She had a life once. She just, I|don't know, stopped feeding it. {42869}{42926}So after a while it wandered away. {42930}{43002}They started out like a typical|American family. {43007}{43092}And you know how that ends up. They|typically went to shit pretty quick. {43096}{43182}Marcia, Tricia, Lucia... {43231}{43275}Tom, the dead guy. {43327}{43405}If you ask me, it was a giveaway|he liked the spanking. {43471}{43517}This is Tricia's wedding. {43565}{43662}Tom turned out cute, didn't he?|They all do. {43667}{43701}She didn't. {43743}{43807}I know in movies you kind of feel|sorry for girls like this. {43811}{43902}But in real life, you wouldn't be|sitting next to her either. {43906}{43951}Come over here, honey. {43955}{44010}Come here. Come here, Lucia. {44111}{44181}Here you go. Would you take care of|these, please. {44312}{44395}Right now she's thinking, "At|least I've got Tom." {44399}{44489}Ever since they were kids, she had|like a crush on him or something. {44587}{44622}So did the best man. {44788}{44831}You could tell it wrecked her. {44835}{44903}She was a virgin till she was|twenty-eight. {44907}{44975}But she eventually sort of, kind|of, maybe forgave her brother. {44979}{45045}She had to. No one else in the|family could stand her. {45049}{45137}Besides, he was a stockbroker in the|'80's, and he made a lot of money. {45139}{45219}You didn't buy me a house?|You bought me a house? {45223}{45270}Happy birthday. {45274}{45358}Oh, my god, I can't believe you. {45363}{45405}I love you. {45409}{45470}I love you, too, Tom. {45475}{45529}None of this makes me like her more. {45533}{45630}But I thought you should know...|just to be fair. {45635}{45673}Lucia... {45677}{45725}Hi, Carl. {45729}{45813}What a coincidence, I was just|talking to Bill. He sounds good. {45817}{45858}No thanks to you. {45862}{45914}It wasn't personal, you know that. {45919}{45964}I do, do l? {45968}{46043}The kid's story's not gonna hold up.|The Board will clear him. {46047}{46095}His reputation is ruined. {46099}{46146}He never gave a damn about|reputation. {46151}{46222}Then he's got company. See you,|Carl. {46271}{46326}Hang on... {46330}{46399}I can't remember whether Nancy said|these should make noise or not. {46403}{46450}What do you think? {46455}{46529}I think you should ask someone who|gives a shit. {46533}{46577}Why don't you ask her nurse? {46581}{46648}Shari? {46652}{46731}I didn't figure you for somebody|who'd listen to gossip. {46783}{46860}Suppose you mind your business|and I'll mind mine, okay? {47103}{47140}I'm home! {47230}{47284}He called. He fucking called. {47288}{47349}Come on up, I'll play you the|message. {47513}{47547}Did you call back? {47551}{47639}Yeah. It's some kind of a pay phone|in L.A... {47643}{47717}corner of Robertson and Santa|Monica. {47719}{47758}I called Carl. {47759}{47823}He's got some kind of a program|with every phone number in the U.S. {47827}{47864}When did you call Carl? {47868}{47903}About an hour ago. {47907}{47975}I just saw him at the store. {47979}{48027}Yeah, right, whatever. {48031}{48079}Will you keep an eye on the house|for me while I'm gone? {48083}{48127}You don't know where they're living. {48131}{48173}I'll find them. I found the pay|phone. {48177}{48228}But why? {48232}{48335}What do you mean, why? To drag his|sorry ass back here, that's why. {48339}{48462}To make Jason take it all back,|and to ship Dedee... {48464}{48517}back to her miserable mother|whether she likes it or not. {48522}{48603}Give Jason the number.|That's all he's interested in. {48605}{48647}And then he'll drop the charges. {48648}{48707}And let her mother go out there|and pick her up. {48708}{48773}This is what I'm doing. I can get|someone else to watch the house. {48940}{48975}You know what your problem is? {48979}{49067}I need two tickets tomorrow, O'Hare|to Los Angeles. {49071}{49175}Yeah, Dalury, Lucia, L-U-C-l-A, and {49179}{49250}Guess what? I know how my own name|is pronounced. {50643}{50687}Maybe they're just bad pictures. {50691}{50750}Maybe he grew a beard or colored his|hair or something. {50755}{50799}It was such a stupid idea. {50803}{50873}A guy makes a call from a pay phone|in a city of eight million... {50877}{50929}and I think I can find him. {50991}{51049}If you're meant to find him, you|will. {51053}{51150}It's like you ending up teaching at|my school and me introducing you to Tom. {51155}{51225}It's fate.|And that's how it's gonna be with Matt. {51229}{51289}I say we give this up and we go|home. {51293}{51349}And one day, if the gods want you to|see him again... {51353}{51418}he's gonna be sitting in the seat|next to you on a plane. {51422}{51499}Or his socks will be in your dryer|at some Laundromat. {51503}{51544}It's destiny. {51548}{51589}I don't believe in destiny. {51593}{51671}Fuck, who does?|It was worth a try. {51703}{51754}Excuse me. Bathroom. {53176}{53208}Poor Bill. {53212}{53293}It must be inherited from our|father, you know, being romantic. {53297}{53369}It's just...when it's a man being|romantic about a woman... {53373}{53423}it's not as revolting. {53455}{53513}Why did he grow that beard? {53517}{53609}And his posture...he looks like|early man. {53613}{53665}He hurt his back lifting. {53721}{53769}I'm going to that dinner tomorrow|night. {53773}{53845}I've got a few things I'd like to|say to her, and to him, too. {53849}{53897}Lucia, I know what I'm doing. {53901}{53933}You think so? {53937}{53985}You're like a lobster in a pot. {53989}{54077}You're just thrilled that the|water's getting toasty. {54281}{54388}When they get to the money, let me|do the talking, okay? {54441}{54478}Thanks for coming. {54601}{54639}- Hi, Lucia.|- Hi, Matt. {54643}{54697}- Couldn't stay away, huh?|- You shaved it off. {54701}{54807}I didn't like it. So are you|enjoying your stay? {54811}{54871}I don't know if that's the word for|it. {54876}{54975}Can I ask you something, Dedee? When did|you meet Matt? Refresh my memory. {54980}{55027}My name is Timothy. I'll be your|waiter tonight. {55032}{55075}Can I start anyone off with a|beverage? {55076}{55119}I'd like a Long Island iced tea,|please. {55120}{55165}Is that a good idea for the baby? {55169}{55249}This baby owes its life to Long Island|iced teas, if you know what I mean. {55253}{55285}Lots of ice. {55289}{55343}- I'll have a Diet Coke.|- Diet Coke. {55347}{55420}I'll have a Diet Coke ...or maybe a|real Coke. {55424}{55501}- Do you have Bananas Foster?|- No, we don't. {55505}{55559}Someone told me you had|Bananas Foster here. {55563}{55607}I'm sorry, no. {55643}{55699}It's impossible to find Bananas|Foster. {55703}{55785}Maybe they'll make it for you if you|describe it to them. {55789}{55825}What about the sauce? {55827}{55881}You think they just have Bananas Foster|sauce lying around in the kitchen... {55885}{55923}but they don't put it on the|menu? {55928}{56031}I appreciate you both deciding to|meet me. {56035}{56067}You, not her. {56071}{56117}Because we have a lot to talk|about... {56121}{56189}a lot of reasons why you're going|back to Indiana. {56193}{56248}I'm not going back. {56252}{56300}You're sixteen, you're pregnant. {56304}{56387}Matt, you can't support her on what|you make at that job. {56392}{56425}Tell me about it. {56429}{56511}Matt doesn't wanna get legal,|but you two were kind of man and wife. {56515}{56567}So I figure he deserves half of what|you have. {56572}{56631}- Are you serious?|- That's not gonna happen. {56636}{56693}What about the ten thousand dollars|he stole? {56697}{56732}He was entitled to that. {56736}{56793}I'm really sorry about that, Bill. {56797}{56857}You fucked up, and you're gonna have|to pay it back. {56861}{56916}This is not about us giving you|money. {56920}{57001}I'll tell you what this is about,|this is about timing. {57005}{57075}This is about trimesters, and you|know what I'm talking about. {57079}{57130}I want her to go back to school,|too. {57168}{57230}You made a big mistake coming here|today, you know that? {57231}{57290}You really should've stayed at home|and let Matt come... {57292}{57346}and do your dirty work for you.|'Cause let me tell you something... {57348}{57409}I have taught|high school girls for 15 years... {57413}{57463}and pregnancy is one of my|specialties. {57468}{57503}And looking at you... {57505}{57577}you are at least five months pregnant,|five and a half even. {57581}{57671}There is no way that this is Matt's|baby. {57675}{57756}Here we go...Long Island iced tea... {57760}{57805}Diet Coke... {57809}{57920}Diet Coke...and a regular Coke. {58015}{58073}I think you're crazy. She's crazy.|Let's go. {58077}{58141}- You're three months in, right?|- When she met you, maybe. {58145}{58183}So I put on a little weight. {58187}{58235}Besides, what would you know|about being pregnant? {58236}{58277}It's not like you've ever been. {58281}{58319}She eats all the time. {58324}{58409}It's not your baby. It's some other|idiot's baby. {58413}{58521}Probably with an eighth grade education|and a trunk full of Waco pamphlets. {58525}{58583}You don't owe her or this baby|anything. {58587}{58653}What is your problem? {58657}{58697}Is it Matt's? {58809}{58905}It's her baby, isn't it?|Whoever the father is. {58909}{58980}I don't know where you get off saying|I don't owe my wife's baby anything. {58984}{59017}Your wife? {59021}{59101}We got married...in Vegas. {59145}{59213}I can't wear the ring 'cause I'm all|swollen up. {59217}{59257}But it's really nice. {59261}{59339}Color, clarity, carat --|the three C's of diamond buying. {59343}{59454}Who's the father? He has rights and|responsibilities. {59459}{59513}My stepfather, if you wanna know. {59517}{59576}And the only responsibility he has|is to rot in his grave... {59577}{59676}which I hope he's living up to.|Does that make you feel any better? {59680}{59758}I don't believe you. I think|you'd say just about anything. {59763}{59846}In fact, maybe you should say something|to the police. That would be nice. {59851}{59909}It would clear your name, finally... {59959}{59993}Where are the ashes? {59997}{60041}Don't worry, they're ziplocked. {60045}{60111}If you want them back, you'll stop|following us... {60115}{60171}you'll cover our expenses,|and you'll leave us alone. {60175}{60209}Come on, Matt, let's go. {60213}{60264}- I didn't know--|- Come on ! {60345}{60391}Grab them, get them. {60396}{60435}Dedee, listen to me. {60439}{60500}- Bill, don't grab her!|- Shut up, Matt! {60504}{60577}I want my brother's ashes back, you|heartless little bitch. {60581}{60625}That's me, Lucia, heartless. {60629}{60672}What body part are you missing? {60755}{60777}The urn... {60781}{60825}- I'm sorry, I don't have a problem.|- Do you want your check? {60829}{60885}No, we're all set here. {60889}{60949}Take that. Thank you. {60985}{61017}Can you go faster? {61021}{61065}I'm going fast enough. I'm not gonna|break the speed limit. {61069}{61134}- They are. They're gonna get away.|- They're not gonna get away. {61139}{61187}They're just ashes, you know what|I'm saying? {61192}{61251}Who knows if they're really Tom 's|anyway? {61256}{61319}Do you really think they keep them|separate? {61323}{61392}Go ahead and hate me|for stealing them if you want. {61396}{61473}But look at these guys. They've|never had more fun in their lives. {61477}{61529}He's taking us in circles, this is|what he's doing. {61533}{61585}These are teachers, remember. {61589}{61653}It's this or clapping erasers in|South Bend. {61775}{61839}- I can't believe you did that!|- What was I supposed to do? {61843}{61900}They actually live here? {61935}{62009}- Now what?|- You want the ashes back or not? {62013}{62089}I wanted to divvy them up, remember? {62093}{62145}Just in case something like this|happened. {62149}{62191}I don't know why I didn't see this|coming. {62195}{62227}You don't have to be sarcastic. {62231}{62267}I say we wait. {62271}{62325}He'll get up and go to work in the|morning... {62329}{62413}she'll go out looking for fucking|Bananas Franklin, whatever-- {62417}{62457}They're called Foster. {62461}{62544}And we'll go in there, break in and|get them. {62548}{62601}Great, our first felony. {62605}{62665}I can get you a cab back to the|hotel. {62669}{62709}Stop it. {63737}{63807}- I'm sorry.|- That's all right, that's all right. {63849}{63945}Oh, my god...did I drool? {63949}{63997}It'll dry, don't worry about it. {64001}{64089}Usually I have to be up a few more|hours before I'm humiliated. {64217}{64293}My god, she's a human tabloid. {64297}{64339}Where's Matt? {64343}{64397}You see his car? {64401}{64436}No. {64665}{64713}This neighborhood is awful. {64793}{64835}What are you doing? {64929}{64969}God damn it. {65276}{65301}What? {65305}{65385}I think we found the father... of|the next one, anyway. {65609}{65657}That can't be good for the baby. {65661}{65721}Not only that, she's gonna smoke a|cigarette after. {65785}{65843}I hate to say it, but poor Matt. {65847}{65891}He made his bed, he can lie in it. {65896}{65928}If there's room. {66105}{66157}It's not gonna do you any good.|I've looked everywhere. {66161}{66208}You sure he didn't just lose it|like you said? {66212}{66275}I was watching him the whole|time he was in the casino. {66279}{66335}Besides, he's too wimpy to gamble|it. {66339}{66384}They're talking about your money. {66388}{66425}I'm hungry. Let's go. {66429}{66459}Dedee, I told you to keep the door|locked. {66459}{66505}Dedee, I told you to keep the door|locked. {66633}{66681}I thought you weren't supposed to be|home till two. {66685}{66775}I quit. We're gonna go home. Who's|he? {66780}{66821}Randy Cates. Pleased to meet you. {66825}{66869}Fuck off. {66873}{66921}He's a friend from home. He just|came in to take a shower. {66925}{66973}You know what that's like after a|long drive. {66977}{67013}You think I'm stupid? {67017}{67065}What did you mean about us going|home? {67069}{67141}'Cause this isn't right,|this isn't how it should be. {67143}{67185}You don't take people's ashes. {67189}{67247}It's bad enough that we took the|money. {67251}{67332}- You took the money.|- And I'm gonna give it back. {67336}{67419}I mean, you know, what's left of it. {67424}{67483}See? I told you he was lying to me. {67488}{67545}You didn't lose the money in Vegas.|Where is it? {67593}{67657}You're not getting it. It's for the|baby. {67661}{67747}I meant what I said.|I don't care who the father is... {67751}{67811}I wanna raise this child. So|should you. {67816}{67848}That is my money. {67852}{67933}Wait a minute, it's not your baby?|It's not his baby? {67937}{68015}Whose do you think it is, Mr. "Who|needs a rubber, I'll pull out in time"? {68019}{68120}I thought you said it was your|stepfather's. {68124}{68176}Come on, Randy. {68217}{68256}Is this the guy with one ball? {68260}{68309}Come on, Dedee! {68313}{68377}Look, Matt, we're out of here. {68381}{68471}It's Randy's baby, we're gonna go,|we're gonna have a fresh start. {68475}{68533}It's God's will, right, Randy? {68537}{68608}I guess. I wish it was God's will|for me to wear a rubber, but... {68612}{68693}We're gonna need that money|for the baby, you see what I'm saying? {68697}{68743}No way. {68748}{68847}Come on, Matt.|It's not gonna work out between us. {68851}{68910}You're gay. {68915}{69016}I don't mind so much, but I want|my baby to have a real father. {69020}{69063}I told you I was gay. {69067}{69108}This guy's a homo? {69112}{69145}Could you leave now? {69149}{69193}What about the AIDS? {69197}{69243}You haven't been sleeping|with this guy, have you? {69244}{69293}You're gettin' that stuff|all over the baby. {69295}{69383}There's an innocent child inside|this girl. You son-of-a-bitch ! {69387}{69435}- Randy, be Christ like.|- Back off, man. {69439}{69477}You fucking faggot! {69839}{69872}Where's the money? {70175}{70234}You're gonna need some|of this for the baby. {70236}{70315}We're gonna get by just fine.|Come on, baby, let's get out of here. {70376}{70409}What about the ashes? {70413}{70471}What's all this shit about ashes? {70532}{70622}We can get the license plate number|off the car. Come on. {70793}{70833}TC8... {70837}{70885}TC8 Louisiana. Bill! {71416}{71457}There's nothing to decide, Lucia. {71461}{71539}She's gone, and he can't stay here.|He's gotta come back with us to Indiana. {71540}{71639}I think you're a fool, Bill, but|it's none of my business. {71643}{71696}That's a great shower. {71700}{71737}Come on and sit down, Matt. {71741}{71791}Did you see the sewing kit they|leave you in there? {71921}{72041}I know that you feel bad|about what has happened. {72045}{72117}- If you mean about stealing the money--|- And my brother's ashes... {72119}{72199}and all the trouble your little|boyfriend got Bill into at school. {72203}{72265}He's not my boyfriend.|I can't even believe he said that. {72269}{72337}Let's not have any postmortems.|Let's just go home... {72341}{72397}straighten Jason out,|and then we'll take it from there. {72401}{72474}Maybe Jason'll put you up, boyfriend|or not, 'cause Bill won't have you back. {72517}{72566}What about the ashes? {72571}{72623}They're not Tom, all right? {72627}{72723}I'd prefer they weren't bouncing|around in someone's knapsack right now. {72728}{72803}You wish. She's probably trying to|smoke them. {72852}{72899}What I'm trying to say is... {72941}{73033}So things didn't work out between us,|so it didn't last forever, fine. {73037}{73125}Let's go our separate ways... {73129}{73239}without a lot of bad feelings and|bullshit. {73321}{73369}That really surprises me. {73373}{73471}This is how we do things on the planet|Maturia. We have much to teach you. {73475}{73549}I'm really surprised. {73553}{73638}I expected better from... {73689}{73756}Maybe not from you, Lucia,|but you, Bill? {73760}{73817}- Come on, she's your sister.|- Half-sister. {73821}{73865}She's pregnant, probably abused... {73869}{73933}with all sorts of repressed memories|that haven't even occurred to her yet. {73937}{73995}She comes to you for help|and you let her go off with this like... {73997}{74069}really violent stalker guy|who tracked her down. {74073}{74105}Wait a minute. {74109}{74188}She's in danger, Bill. You told|her mother you'd look after her. {74192}{74241}And now this guy who's|like pissed off at the world... {74243}{74286}because of a physical abnormality... {74288}{74340}which he's probably going|to take out on Dedee. {74342}{74421}She's probably used to him|taking out his physical abnormality. {74423}{74511}Taking it out and waving it all|around. {74515}{74585}I know technically she's a minor. {74589}{74681}Bill, she's a kid. {74685}{74761}She's got no one to turn to. {74765}{74803}Not her mother. {74807}{74865}Her father's dead. Her stepfather's|dead. {74869}{74921}I lied to her about the money. {74925}{75027}Even her blood brother who she came|to for help, on a bus... {75031}{75081}Even he's washing his hands of her? {75085}{75135}I should let her mother know about|it. {75139}{75247}What? I am gonna fucking kill you|right now! {75252}{75337}Wait, wait, wait!|I know you're frustrated, I understand. {75341}{75385}Believe me, I share your feelings. {75389}{75443}Prove it. Help me kill yourself. {75447}{75525}I'm sorry,|I feel a responsibility to Dedee. {75593}{75641}And the baby. {75703}{75735}What are you doing? {75769}{75811}Yeah...hi. {75815}{75879}I think it's a business.|The police, missing persons. {75883}{75936}He's calling the police, Bill! {75940}{75988}Matt, sit down. {75992}{76051}My god. Stupid! {76055}{76141}Lucia, take five. Go on, go!|I can handle this. {76145}{76213}I don't think he is as dumb as we|think. {76217}{76259}As you think, Lucia. {76345}{76375}Fine. {76409}{76480}God damn it, god damn you both ! {76483}{76556}God...fuck! {76560}{76639}You know, I hope Tom Cruise is|as straight as they come. {76643}{76697}I never thought he wasn't. {76985}{77047}Carl...what are you doing here? {77051}{77105}- Where's Bill?|- What? {77109}{77179}- Where's Bill?|- Shut up. I'm not talking to you. {77184}{77235}Wait, this is important. Where's|Bill? {77273}{77327}- Taxi !|- It's L.A., they don't have cabs. {77331}{77393}Could someone take me to the|airport? {77397}{77459}This is ridiculous. Stop it. {77464}{77529}You wanna arrest someone? Go up to|room 315. {77533}{77593}I'll testify. I'll be on the fucking|jury. {77597}{77661}I don't have any jurisdiction here.|I'm here as a friend. {77665}{77713}I've know him twenty years, longer|than you. {77717}{77765}You're loyal to a fault, that's you. {77769}{77817}He's in trouble. {77821}{77884}The little bastard who filed|the charges isn't withdrawing them. {77888}{77957}The school board's all politics.|He might really lose his job. {77961}{78005}I'm here to look out for him. {78009}{78085}While you were looking out for him,|there was a gun fight... {78089}{78161}some grand larceny, a little|extortion... {78165}{78232}and the transportation of a minor|across state lines. {78236}{78308}- When did all this happen, today?|- Yeah, all today. {78312}{78348}I was visiting a friend. {78352}{78409}That's right. She moved out here,|didn't she? {78413}{78454}What was her name again, Terry,|Cherry? {78459}{78511}Shari. What's your problem with me? {78515}{78553}Nothing, nothing. {78557}{78629}Just your wife was dying and you|screwed her nurse, that's all. {78633}{78665}I was lonely. {78669}{78731}That's all you have to say for|yourself? {78735}{78773}If Nancy didn't mind, why should|you? {78825}{78861}Nancy knew? {78865}{78901}What gun fight? {78971}{79028}I'm not talking to you. {79081}{79117}She's smarter than she looks. {79121}{79184}She knows Bill's gonna do what Matt|wants, find me. {79191}{79257}But if the police get involved|officially, it'll be a scandal... {79261}{79315}and Bill will never get his job|back. {79353}{79453}So she gets Carl to call a local buddy,|run Randy's license plate... {79457}{79507}and put out an official APB on|us. {79539}{79605}you gotta hand it to her,|she always gets her way. {79609}{79695}And it's not sex appeal.|She's beyond sex, like amoebas. {79699}{79735}Don't give him any names. {79769}{79833}Anyway, some cop somewhere spots|Randy's car... {79837}{79913}which is at least gonna liven|things up as far as I'm concerned. {79917}{80009}Because frankly, I'm starting to|think Randy's missing more than a ball. {80013}{80122}Hotel phone calls are too expensive,|and we can't afford it. {80124}{80219}We can't afford it, 'cause you spent|$4000 on a fucking bike yesterday. {80223}{80271}Would you watch your language,|please? {80275}{80357}No. Why don't you watch my language,|I'll watch my money. {80361}{80420}I want the rest of it back. {80424}{80492}It's the husband's job to decide|what happens with the money. {80496}{80587}Bible boy, you're not my fucking|husband! {80636}{80674}Now give me my money. {80679}{80726}This is what happens when you talk|to your mother. {80728}{80777}You get all worked up,|bent out of shape. {80779}{80819}I'm going home. {80823}{80873}You can't go home, Dedee! {80877}{80948}There will be a ticket at the|airport for me by five. {81001}{81081}Come on, you gotta stay here with me!|I prayed on this! {81085}{81145}Pray on this, you freak. {81343}{81401}Come on, I got your gun here! {81475}{81561}That's great. What are you gonna do,|shoot me, shoot yourself? {81601}{81692}You don't treat me fair.|That's a lot of driving up here. {81696}{81760}You asked me to come, I came.|No stopovers or nothing. {81764}{81855}I'm just asking you to stand by your|man like I'm standing next to you. {81859}{81965}A lot of guys would've said,|"Shucks, she took up with that|homosexual." {81969}{82041}"She turned her back on|righteousness." {82045}{82121}How about blowing you in the|backseat of your car every day after|band? {82125}{82173}That was a stairway to heaven,|right? {82249}{82297}You waiting on somebody or|something? {82301}{82355}Yeah, the guy from the bike shop. {82360}{82409}He's coming to take it back. {82413}{82457}The bike. {82461}{82563}Don't worry. I'll leave you enough|money to get back to Louisiana. {82568}{82641}- I just don't intend to be--|- God damn it, Dedee! {82735}{82774}Why are you acting this way? {82857}{82911}I think you hurt the baby. {84681}{84729}What did you think,|I'd be the dead one? {84733}{84785}I'm the fucking narrator, guys,|keep up. {84789}{84889}It would be a lot easier|for all of us right now|if Randy was someone we hated. {84893}{84969}But he was nice mostly. Even I|liked him. {84973}{85045}So in order to get you to swallow|it and not totally hate me... {85049}{85131}I'm gonna show you something|that happens in, like, five hours. {85135}{85193}He had a very enlarged heart. {85197}{85273}He would've lived, I don't know, not|more than six months. {85277}{85347}At least he died quick, never knew|what hit him. {85351}{85429}He looks peaceful, probably an|orphan. {85433}{85475}But it's still murder. {85479}{85525}Just not as unlikeable. {85561}{85619}What is that, only one ball? {85803}{85833}It's me! {85887}{85945}Come on, it's me Matt, open up. {86089}{86141}I'm so glad you're here. {86145}{86249}I know you don't wanna go back|to Indiana to have the baby. {86253}{86349}No, I do. Indiana, Louisiana,|I don't care, let's go. {86353}{86401}You mean that? {86405}{86453}What about this Randy guy? {86458}{86533}He's a jerk, I can't stand him. {86537}{86589}It's not like we fight-- {86625}{86660}Who's that? {86663}{86721}That's Lucia, Bill and Carl. {86725}{86757}Who's Carl? {86763}{86860}A friend from back home, a sheriff|from town. That's how we found you. {86911}{86971}Can I talk to you inside for|a minute? {86975}{87036}Sure, yeah. {87195}{87227}What are they talking about? {87231}{87272}You think they're just talking? {87276}{87319}Yeah, I do. {87323}{87415}You think you're being nice, but|it's really just self-destructive. {87419}{87473}When is it too hot to analyze me... {87477}{87541}a hundred and ten, a hundred and|fifteen degrees? {87545}{87593}You've got a death wish. {87597}{87658}It's so selfish. {87663}{87752}I have one, too,|but I direct it toward others. {87819}{87864}Lucia, look at this. {87868}{87942}Randy Cates, it's Palm Springs|Harley. {87946}{88028}I'm here to get the bike|like your lady said. {88032}{88064}Stay here. {88068}{88118}Of course. {88203}{88250}That's their room. {88255}{88309}Were you looking for Dedee Truitt? {88443}{88498}They're not there.|Kick it, kick it in. {88523}{88558}Harder. Do it again. {89093}{89157}- You guys in yet?|- It's Carl. {89195}{89266}They're not in here.|We'll be right down. {89611}{89699}They won't get far.|They put an APB out and mug shots. {89703}{89785}We're not talking without a lawyer.|Say nothing. {89789}{89835}Poor kid. {89839}{89943}You still think she just needs a|little love? She's a murderer now. {89947}{89984}We don't know that yet. {89988}{90056}You better hope she's a murderer.|Otherwise Matt is. {90060}{90126}We'd like to ask you to stay in Palm|Springs for a few days. {90130}{90170}Really? Are we under arrest? {90174}{90216}At our expense, of course. {90220}{90268}Must have a nice budget. {90272}{90330}Carl Tippett, St. Joe County|Sheriff's Department, Indiana. {90334}{90402}A colleague. {90459}{90497}I'm checking in. {90807}{90849}I said I'm sleeping. {90853}{90907}Come on, Lucia, let me in. {90911}{90960}It's open. {91139}{91222}Good. My delivery from 1-800-PITY. {91227}{91322}We shouldn't be alone,|not after the day we had. {91403}{91449}Any news? {91453}{91519}I went down to the station.|They found the motorcycle. {91523}{91579}They sold it, probably bought a car. {91583}{91630}Don't worry, they'll find them. {91635}{91694}I can sleep really well, then. {91734}{91766}Where's Carl? {91770}{91813}I don't know, bed? {91817}{91884}Yeah, I bet. {91963}{92058}Like you give a shit.|Like this is incendiary material. {92063}{92131}Does this have any effect|on you at all? {92135}{92196}What am I supposed to say? {92200}{92283}I could dance around you naked. {92287}{92334}Vagina, vagina, vagina. {92339}{92403}Does that word do anything for you? {92407}{92481}I don't think it does much for anyone,|gay or straight. It's too clinical. {92485}{92545}It's like dentifrice for toothpaste. {92619}{92667}It's so fucking ironic. {92671}{92751}Do you know what my mom said when|she found out Tom was gay? {92755}{92834}She said, it's such a lonely life. {92907}{93020}She said that to the single straight|girl. Isn't that funny? {93115}{93177}I don't know, I just don't... {93181}{93220}I don't get sex. {93224}{93273}You should get out more. {93277}{93339}I mean, I don't understand sex. {93343}{93392}I don't get it, get it? {93396}{93493}It seems like a lot of trouble for|not much. {93529}{93569}Am I the only one that thinks this? {93573}{93657}I don't think you're the tip|of an iceberg, frankly. {93661}{93701}I would rather have a back rub. {93705}{93785}It lasts longer,|and there's no fluids. {93789}{93837}What's so great about that? {93841}{93914}It's like, "Hi, I'd like to blow my|nose on your face." {93919}{93976}You wouldn't like that, would you? {93980}{94020}And after they do it,|they never phone you. {94024}{94056}Or a shampoo. {94060}{94137}Just a really great shampoo.|That would make sense. {94141}{94241}If you were chasing this asshole|all around the country|because he gave great shampoos... {94245}{94301}It's not just sex, I care for Matt. {94305}{94394}It is sex, Bill.|You just won't admit it. {94399}{94460}'Cause you wanna be above that. {94464}{94555}You wanna think that nothing that|happened happened because you like sex. {94559}{94618}I'm really beat. {94622}{94706}Sex kills, Bill.|You won't accept that. {94711}{94782}But why do you think there are no|more real Hawaiians? {94787}{94868}And why would they even come up|with the phrase "died in childbirth"... {94872}{94917}if it only happened one time? {94921}{94997}It's fucking dangerous, sex. {95001}{95043}Tom didn't die because of sex. {95099}{95131}Didn't he? {95135}{95230}PC crap aside, didn't sex kill Tom? {95291}{95364}If he just couldn't get enough|shampoos or back rubs... {95368}{95421}wouldn't he still be here today? {95459}{95509}You might as well say I killed him. {95563}{95598}You didn't give it to him. {95603}{95671}No, but some other faggot did,|isn't that what you think? {95723}{95779}What I think is fine... {95783}{95897}chase this bimbo from Indiana|to Chippewa Falls for all I care. {95901}{95962}Go ahead, throw away your|reputation... {95967}{96043}your job and your students,|whatever... {96047}{96094}because you want Matt. {96099}{96146}It's your right. {96151}{96210}Just don't say that it's about love,|okay? {96214}{96298}You're an English teacher.|Call things by their right name. {96303}{96347}Okay, fine, fine. {96351}{96444}Vagina and sour fucking grapes.|Class dismissed? {97106}{97158}What is it? {97162}{97228}I heard. I'm sorry. {97272}{97313}Is there anything I can do? {97363}{97448}Here. I bought you some beer|at the Seven-Eleven. {97570}{97615}I needed shampoo. {97740}{97778}Are you okay? {97782}{97827}I have a headache. {97831}{97888}I give good neck rubs. {98378}{98449}Can you believe this?|It's so unfair. {98453}{98528}She spends her whole life being a|total pill, and this happens. {98532}{98642}We're not going inside.|It's too gross. {98646}{98716}She turned out to be one of those|talkers, you know what I mean? {98720}{98811}"Do it to me, yeah, oh there,|take me home, oh baby." {98815}{98850}Sickening. {98908}{98974}You'd think all that moaning would|take her mind off Bill. {99010}{99042}But no. {99264}{99308}It was a bigger story than we'd|figured. {99312}{99378}Someone in Palm Springs tipped off|the local press... {99382}{99458}and they had a kind of welcome|home parade for him. {99504}{99592}The school board scheduled a hearing,|and the D.A. launched a probe. {99596}{99694}And my mom hired a lawyer|in to try and get some money from Bill. {99714}{99789}The Jason kid disappeared,|so the charges were dropped. {99793}{99837}But Bill resigned anyway. {99841}{99890}So school started and people|forgot about him. {99894}{99958}Except you know who, the stalker. {100146}{100194}My key doesn't work! {100386}{100439}Gay houses usually sell real|quickly... {100443}{100505}because of the recessed lighting|and the good faucets. {100509}{100594}The realtor said the boarded up windows|were the kind of challenge she liked. {100642}{100727}So it would've ended differently if we'd|waited one or two more days than we did. {100732}{100780}But we didn't. {100784}{100834}It was October. {100933}{101001}Hey, man, how's it going? {101058}{101130}Where the hell have you been?|We couldn't hold the hearing. {101134}{101184}So busy. {101188}{101291}Yeah? Fuck you. And good luck|refilling those charges. {101295}{101368}That's not why I'm here. {101442}{101469}Curious? {101534}{101629}Is this on? Bill, this is Dedee. {101633}{101694}I had to send Jason because of|this whole crime thing. {101698}{101805}Matt called him one night in|Chicago, and he's been like a fairy|godfather, so to speak. {101809}{101858}What? {101862}{101922}He wants me to say faggot|godfather. {101926}{101985}Anyway, I'm gonna have the baby,|and we need money... {101989}{102050}and you're the only one I know|who has money. {102054}{102092}Like ten thousand dollars? {102096}{102172}We have a little wiggle room there. {102176}{102237}and we do have expenses. {102241}{102326}If you give us the money...|Jason, hold up the envelope now. {102330}{102404}Inside the envelope are letters|where Jason takes back everything. {102408}{102447}So you'll get your job back. {102452}{102510}Plus, I'll send you pictures of|the baby when it comes out. {102514}{102594}Because it will be your niece|or nephew, okay? {102598}{102634}Turn it off. {102638}{102708}Also, Matt says hi. {102866}{102907}So what do you think? {102911}{102973}Where are they? {102977}{103074}I can't tell you that. {103078}{103123}No, you just give me the money... {103127}{103221}and that's all, the money. {103314}{103362}That's pierced. {103410}{103474}Listen to me, you little grunge|faggot... {103478}{103538}I survived my family,|my schoolyard... {103542}{103596}every Republican, every other|Democrat... {103600}{103680}Anita Bryant, the Pope,|the fucking Christian Coalition... {103682}{103762}not to mention a real son-of-a-bitch|virus, in case you haven't noticed. {103766}{103861}And in all that time|since Paul Lynde and Truman Capote|were the only fairies in America... {103865}{103926}I've been busting my ass|so that you'd be able to do|what you want with yours. {103930}{104016}So I don't just want your obedience|right now, which I do want plenty of it. {104020}{104070}But I want your fucking gratitude|right fucking now... {104074}{104159}or you're gonna be looking down a|long road with your nipple in the dirt. {104163}{104241}Do you hear what I'm saying?|Take me to them. {104245}{104322}Okay, fine, just let me go!|Let me go! {104412}{104444}Fuck. {104578}{104625}You're supposed to be my brother,|man. {104630}{104713}I was brotherly, man.|Think where else you're pierced. {104718}{104775}Let's go. {105042}{105150}We only have the|regular in Canada. {105202}{105250}Jason? Jason Bock? {105254}{105314}Oh my god, yeah, the gay. {105318}{105350}Miss Dalury, how you doing? {105354}{105444}Never mind me. You better be in town|to clear Mr. Truitt's name. {105448}{105526}He didn't do anything to me.|That was just leverage. {105530}{105614}You are going to march right into|school with me, young man... {105618}{105659}and you're going to make|a statement to the principal. {105663}{105706}And then I'm going to take you|to the police station. {105710}{105762}I'm just passing through, ma'am. {105766}{105803}You owe him that much. {105808}{105836}Sorry. {105840}{105902}I should've flunked you|when I had the chance. {106002}{106040}You paid for this, didn't you? {106044}{106093}Fucking small town, man. {106242}{106325}Oh, my god. Call the school|and tell them I'm sick. {106329}{106358}Do it! {106850}{106935}Oh, my god...that little bastard. {107090}{107186}As soon as the baby's born, we're|off to Mexico. Me, Matt and the kid. {107242}{107314}Dedee knows she's not the mommy|type. {107318}{107372}So, you know, he's available. {107376}{107426}You mean Matt's not straight|anymore? {107430}{107495}He called me, didn't he? {108124}{108162}Here we are. {108194}{108247}Our own little Xanadu. {108322}{108381}We got it cheap|because of the season. {108385}{108430}Send Matt out first. {108434}{108490}She is gonna kill me when she sees|you here. {108494}{108578}Just don't tell her you don't have|the money yet, okay? {108620}{108679}Matt, I'm back! {109020}{109063}What the hell are you doing here? {109144}{109226}Jesus, Dedee. God, you're huge. {109230}{109258}Jason. {109262}{109326}Hey, Dedee, we're back. {109330}{109410}He wanted to see you himself.|Family, you know. {109414}{109502}Asshole. Get back in the house,|help Matt make dinner. {109506}{109550}I'll handle him. {109554}{109602}You'll handle me? {109606}{109704}Did you really think I was just|gonna load up his car with cash and|point it north? {109708}{109755}You're screwing this all up. {109759}{109807}When are you due? What does the|doctor say? {109811}{109905}We can't afford a doctor.|You didn't bring any money at all? {109909}{109997}- Forget the money.|- It's not for me, it's for them. {110001}{110082}Part of it, anyway. Did he tell you|they're going to Mexico? {110086}{110143}And you're just giving them the baby|as a wedding gift? {110147}{110216}I gotta get Matt's name on the birth|certificate. {110220}{110325}They'll take my word for it, right?|Once he's the father,|he can take the kid anywhere. {110329}{110369}Just give it away. {110373}{110478}It's as much his as it is mine. At|least, that's the line I'm gonna take. {110482}{110556}Come on, you can't live like this.|This is crazy. {110560}{110622}Besides, the police|are looking for you. {110626}{110679}I don't wanna talk about that. {110684}{110735}I'm your sister, okay? God... {110739}{110818}And plus, I got Jason to take back all|those things he said in those letters. {110822}{110894}The police are off your back,|thanks to me. {111012}{111055}Are you hungry? {111059}{111135}The life cycle|of the American bisexual. {111140}{111222}He's in the last stage...total Moe. {111330}{111408}You pissed me off, Bill,|you always did. {111410}{111478}I should be the one who's pissed|off. You leave me in Palm Springs|with the police... {111482}{111526}and the body of that poor kid. {111530}{111600}That was an accident. They were|struggling and the gun went off. {111604}{111679}It's made her very anti-handgun. {111684}{111772}Of course, I don't know|why I'm surprised. {111776}{111875}It's not like I can expect any loyalty|or consideration or whatever from you. {111879}{111997}I told you, I didn't sleep with|Jason when we were together, okay? {112073}{112169}She's a little bit at the end|there...Dedee. {112246}{112303}I know it was wrong,|but I wasn't happy. {112316}{112380}I'm happy with Jason.|He makes me happy. {112498}{112562}How? How does he make you happy? {112566}{112624}I mean, he's not on your level. {112628}{112689}That's what Lucia|used to say about me. {112693}{112792}Admit it, this thing between you|and Jason is just sex. {112796}{112863}You know that stuff you're breathing|there, it's just oxygen. {112867}{112942}It's an itch. You scratch it,|you feel better. {112946}{112994}A lot better. {113298}{113330}You look good. {113378}{113424}It's been a while, I'd forgotten. {113468}{113535}What did you do with those|Polaroids? {113540}{113574}That's not what I'm talking about. {113634}{113682}You know... {113686}{113770}Bill, you think too much. {113774}{113886}You wanted me, I was fine with that.|I was flattered. {113890}{113952}I was stupid enough|to have taken it personally. {113956}{113996}But it wasn't enough for you. {114000}{114098}You had to take it to the next|level, make it mental or spiritual|or something... {114102}{114151}Like some kind of fucking|promotion. {114155}{114210}So there's nothing more to you|than your body. {114214}{114322}What the fuck do I know? I'm just saying|that if you love me for my mind... {114326}{114434}I know that's not|my best feature, right? {114438}{114482}So where does that leave me? {114486}{114563}Not only does my lover have a fool|for a boyfriend, so do l. {114567}{114604}You're not a fool. {114608}{114678}You know what I'm not -- Tom. {114972}{115037}I'm sorry that he died. {115041}{115105}But I'm sure that wherever he is,|he doesn't care that we screwed around. {115109}{115191}He doesn't feel better that you|moved me in but told everybody|that it was more than sex. {115196}{115244}He died, that really sucks. {115248}{115310}But you don't get to make it better|by being this really great guy... {115314}{115372}who only likes|the insides of people. {115476}{115518}He was robbed. {115558}{115612}So were you. {115642}{115741}Even Lucia, who I could care less|about... {115794}{115836}Couldn't care less. {115880}{115912}Sorry. {116226}{116290}So...good night. {116658}{116754}You look kind of cute...all stupid|like. {116946}{116994}Can I just say to all the girls|out there... {116998}{117069}if you're with a guy who groaned or made|some crack during that little kiss... {117073}{117138}you're with what we call|a closet case. {117142}{117190}That's the number one tip-off. {117194}{117266}Number two is if they freak out|about gays in the military. {117270}{117346}You know, if they can't discuss it|without giggling about showering|with guys... {117350}{117398}and bending over for soap|and stuff. {117402}{117454}That's not good. {117458}{117582}Real straight guys don't spend a|whole lot of time thinking about|wet naked men, if you ask me. {117701}{117808}I'm sorry... it was all|that stuff about Tom. {117890}{117934}How did you get here? {117938}{118030}I followed you guys|from the Seven-Eleven. {118034}{118095}Do you have anything to eat? {118194}{118238}So what do we do now? {118354}{118446}I'm gonna try to convince her|to have the baby back in the States. {118732}{118786}Are you never gonna call me again? {118920}{118978}I don't have to,|you keep tailing me. {119072}{119142}Matt thinks that it was about sex,|too... {119146}{119196}so I wasn't completely off. {119266}{119340}Matt has a higher opinion of sex|than you do. {119378}{119426}Than I used to. {119586}{119634}Congratulations. {119708}{119756}Congratulate Carl. {119858}{119906}I don't feel so good. {119910}{119954}What the fuck is she doing here? {119962}{120034}Is something wrong? {120066}{120142}Oh, my god! Take her to the couch,|take her to the couch. {120146}{120178}Where does it hurt? {120182}{120220}Where do you think? {120300}{120384}What's going on?|Oh, my god, is she... {120388}{120436}Hi, Miss Dalury.|What are you doing here? {120440}{120530}Never mind, Jason. Call 9-1-1. {120534}{120578}It's okay, it's okay! {120582}{120652}Go see how fast|an ambulance can get here! {120655}{120707}Get that towel. {120711}{120798}You are not hemorrhaging.|Are you having contractions? {120802}{120864}No, this is my sleepy face.|What the fuck do you think? {120868}{120945}- What's going on?|- We can't get through! {121014}{121106}We'll be at the hospital in a few|minutes. It's okay. {121110}{121146}This can't be good. {121174}{121232}I'm sorry, I'm sorry. {121350}{121394}Is that the ambulance? {121456}{121543}That was Carl. How did he find us? {121702}{121762}Only one of you can|go in there with her. {121894}{121926}She's crowning. {121930}{121968}What does that mean? {121972}{122012}They can see the head. {122016}{122107}It's huge! You can probably see it|from space! {122374}{122407}You're gonna have a baby. {122411}{122462}Yeah, lucky me. {122508}{122583}You can call your mom if you want,|after this. {122587}{122674}- No. Bill?|- Is another one coming? {122678}{122712}Where's my bag? {122716}{122798}Lucia has it. You need something? {122802}{122864}Tom's ashes are in there. {122868}{122927}All of them. I double-bagged it. {123001}{123026}Good. {123030}{123081}It was really fucking low. {123085}{123154}I want you to know that I know. {123158}{123257}We don't have to talk about this now.|Everything's gonna be fine. {123261}{123332}And the baby's Randy's. {123336}{123410}I know, it was an accident.|I don't have to hear this now. {123414}{123490}We don't need to talk about it.|Everything's gonna be fine. {123494}{123581}I just don't want you to think|that I never think about it. {123585}{123643}I don't think that. {123798}{123882}If anything happens to me, will you|keep the baby, not them? {123886}{123947}Nothing's gonna happen to you. {124143}{124206}All right, here we go. {124210}{124272}Breathe, breathe... {124276}{124334}All right, bear down. Push. {124436}{124518}Excuse me, but haven't we seen this|scene like a million times before? {124522}{124598}I pant and swear, and I'm like,|you know, pissed off. {124612}{124656}Women delivering|are always pissed off... {124660}{124722}and asking for that shot,|that epidural or whatever. {124726}{124802}And swearing at the man who got|them into it and so on. {124806}{124866}So I gotta give you|something else to watch. {124870}{124928}You feel free to go back and forth. {125078}{125134}Carl, we're all waiting inside. {125138}{125190}I'm fine out here. {125526}{125611}I'm sorry. There wasn't time|to pull over. {125776}{125850}- What's the point, Lucia?|- What's what point? {125854}{125906}What's the point of sleeping with you|if it doesn't get your attention... {125910}{125956}if I always come second to Bill? {125958}{125982}Excuse me? {126038}{126146}Say the point of sex isn't recreation|or procreation or any of that stuff. {126150}{126190}Say it's concentration. {126194}{126299}Say it's supposed to focus your|attention on the person you're|sleeping with... {126303}{126347}Like biological highlighter. {126386}{126448}Otherwise, there's just too many|people in the world. {126550}{126642}So while I'm sleeping with you, I'm not|supposed to care about anybody else? {126646}{126710}Look for me first|in any crowded room. {126752}{126798}And I'll do likewise. {126870}{126946}Otherwise, a person ends up sleeping|with somebody else. {127254}{127330}It's just a habit,|thinking about Bill. {127334}{127398}Because of Tom. {127478}{127517}I know. {127710}{127744}Are you okay? {127974}{128030}So you think there are too many|people in the world? {128034}{128086}What are you talking about? {128090}{128166}And sex has nothing to do|with procreation? {128294}{128349}Are you pregnant? {128390}{128423}Yes. {128427}{128486}Really? {128534}{128600}And I'll tell you something,|it's not Bill's. {128936}{128976}One more, one more. Come on, Dedee. {129294}{129328}It's a boy. {129444}{129470}It's a boy. {129474}{129553}It's a boy.|It's a beautiful baby boy. {129590}{129671}Just do me a favor, count his balls. {129675}{129720}Oh, shit... {129724}{129752}She's gonna need blood. {129756}{129844}We need two pints of O-negative|in here stat. {129848}{129920}And put twenty crit in that line|and open it up. {129924}{130010}Call surgery and tell them we've|got a postpartum bleeder in the E. R. {130014}{130054}Let's go, let's move! {130548}{130598}Didn't think I could die, did you? {130648}{130726}Look at them. Who'd have thought|they gave a shit? {130730}{130790}Even her. Look at her. {130794}{130896}Unless she's crying for Bill,|not me. Contact grief. {130926}{130986}No, I think it's for me. {130990}{131074}Look at Bill.|I did nothing but screw up his life. {131078}{131142}I knew Matt liked me. {131146}{131234}He's got a boner,|believe it or not. {131238}{131292}Drama queen. {131296}{131376}And like these guys,|some of you ended up liking me, too. {131380}{131454}And thought maybe,|just maybe I wasn't a total shit. {131520}{131590}But you were wrong.|I'm screwing with you right now. {131594}{131642}No way I died. {131646}{131694}I could've, that much is true. {131698}{131745}The river of blood, that happened. {131750}{131794}But somehow it stopped. {131798}{131846}I don 't know why, but it did. {131850}{131884}When do we get to see him? {131888}{131922}After they've cleaned him up. {131926}{132014}We can leave.|We don't have to stay long. {132018}{132070}Does she get skinny right away? {132074}{132166}Probably not, Matt,|but that's a real intelligent question. {132170}{132226}Because she really hated being fat,|I mean really... {132638}{132670}You okay, buddy? {132786}{132838}Yeah, it's been a long year. {133206}{133268}I'm glad she's not dead and all... {133272}{133328}but she's what|I call a real user. {133424}{133476}I don't know what's so great|about motherhood. {133480}{133550}Just looking at that soft spot made|me wanna scream. {133582}{133668}I told Matt and Jason|that I wanted to keep him,|and they were pretty cool about it. {133672}{133748}When you nearly hemorrhage|to death, people cut you a break. {133752}{133801}Most of them, anyway. {133892}{133995}Carl got us to return to the States,|so he's like super cop. {134054}{134164}Matt and I had to go out to Palm|Springs and answer all these|questions about Randy. {134230}{134278}Matt gets off scot-free. {134338}{134422}Me, they put in jail|for six months for leaving|the scene of a crime or something. {134426}{134470}Even though they couldn't prove|it was murder. {134474}{134571}Especially since Randy left all|these crazy writings in the room|about satan and stuff. {134575}{134623}So that looked good for me. {134627}{134719}Lucia decided to forgive me|and sent me care packages every week. {134759}{134790}Lucky me. {134846}{134922}Jason made a statement that he'd|been paid to make his charges... {134926}{135010}by the Christian Right guys on|the school board -- the ones|against evolution and Huck Finn. {135014}{135108}Which was a total lie, but even so,|they won't be back for another term. {135238}{135286}I let Bill take custody|of the baby. {135290}{135378}And he worked it out so my parole|time was spent at his place in Indiana. {135382}{135421}Breaking escrow cost him a shitload. {135478}{135580}Lucia and Carl had their baby.|You can imagine the pick of that litter. {135584}{135684}It was the kind of kid that if|you played with it too much|after a feeding, you threw up. {135688}{135746}But they loved it. {135798}{135861}Bill was cute with R.J. --|that's Randy junior. {135865}{135904}Even though it spooked me at|first... {135908}{135972}him changing a boy baby and|getting good peaks at his little thing. {135976}{136064}But he says straight dads change|girl babies all the time|and nothing ever comes of that. {136068}{136125}Is he naive or what? {136374}{136464}Anyway, R.J. was crazy about him|and vice-versa. {136468}{136523}But he never really took to me. {136734}{136834}Maybe Jason was right,|I'm not the mommy type. {136838}{136886}I don't care. {136950}{137028}But the court says I'm supposed|to hang here with my brother until|I'm eighteen... {137032}{137133}just the three of us, except for once|a week visits from my parole officer. {137206}{137282}It wasn't once a week for long. {137286}{137324}I didn't mind. {137328}{137432}If there have to be gay people,|at least it's nice there's enough|of them to go around. {137590}{137648}Seems like everybody's|having sex but me. {137686}{137720}Good for them. {137794}{137849}It's not that I'm against sex. {137853}{137974}It was clever of God or evolution|or whatever to hook the survival|of the species to it... {137978}{138037}because we're gonna screw around|no matter what. {138042}{138100}It was a smarter thing to pick|than say... {138104}{138176}the instinct to share your toys|or return phone calls. {138180}{138256}We'd have died out like eons ago. {138260}{138372}But on the minus side, god...|all the attachment that goes with it. {138376}{138422}It's like this net. {138426}{138480}Sex always ends in kids|or disease... {138484}{138557}or like, you know,|relationships. {138561}{138609}That's exactly what I don't want. {138613}{138661}I want the opposite of all that. {138665}{138731}Because it's not worth it,|not really, is it... {138735}{138772}when you think about it? {140070}{140186}Okay, so maybe I'm wrong.|Maybe it's not all shit. Maybe... {140190}{140232}God damn it. {140406}{140482}I thought the whole idea|was I know what happens next. {140532}{140566}I'll tell you one thing... {140570}{140651}I'm not gonna go back to Bill's house|and be this big changed person for you. {140655}{140720}I told you right off|I don't grow a heart of gold. {140724}{140799}And if I do, which is, like,|so unlikely... {140803}{140876}give me a break and don't make|me do it in front of you. {140880}{140924}Come on, guys, go, okay? {140928}{140954}Go! {140982}{141026}I'll give you this much, though... {141030}{141104}I never was the same again after|that summer. 78468