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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:15,095 --> 00:00:16,280 Five minutes Sylvio. 3 00:00:37,774 --> 00:00:39,539 What's the ape, gonna break? 4 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,722 What's the ape, gonna break? 5 00:00:41,722 --> 00:00:43,894 What's the ape, gonna break? 6 00:00:43,894 --> 00:00:45,782 What's the ape, gonna break? 7 00:00:45,782 --> 00:00:48,038 What's the ape, gonna break? 8 00:00:48,038 --> 00:00:50,102 What's the ape, gonna break? 9 00:00:50,102 --> 00:00:52,190 What's the ape, gonna break? 10 00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:54,107 What's the ape, gonna break? 11 00:02:06,507 --> 00:02:07,674 Hello? 12 00:02:08,756 --> 00:02:10,734 Hello, my name is Sylvio. 13 00:02:10,734 --> 00:02:14,139 I'm calling in regards to your unpaid debt. 14 00:02:14,139 --> 00:02:16,827 No, I don't talk to computers. 15 00:02:16,827 --> 00:02:18,761 I am not a computer. 16 00:02:18,761 --> 00:02:20,011 I am a gorilla. 17 00:04:26,017 --> 00:04:28,100 - Merry Christmas Sylvio. 18 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:42,779 ♫ I have a kinship with the man 19 00:04:45,439 --> 00:04:49,272 ♫ Does not need to understand 20 00:04:51,737 --> 00:04:55,320 ♫ I like living here alone 21 00:04:57,401 --> 00:05:01,568 ♫ I've disconnected all the phones 22 00:05:03,534 --> 00:05:07,701 ♫ Unplugged the neon from the wall 23 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:13,860 ♫ Lead us not into withdraws 24 00:05:15,978 --> 00:05:20,061 ♫ Don't introduce me to your kin 25 00:05:22,181 --> 00:05:26,264 ♫ No nice to see ya, how ya been 26 00:05:48,809 --> 00:05:49,721 - Don't look at him. 27 00:05:49,721 --> 00:05:51,221 Come on, hurry up. 28 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:22,128 ♫ Hold a Obispo in my heart 29 00:06:24,185 --> 00:06:28,352 ♫ Oh how I need a brand new start 30 00:06:30,746 --> 00:06:34,746 ♫ All the sharks out in the sea 31 00:06:36,832 --> 00:06:40,832 ♫ And the lightning bolts agree 32 00:06:48,565 --> 00:06:50,870 They will have a feast next week 33 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:52,249 thanks to the Salvation Army. 34 00:06:52,249 --> 00:06:53,415 Volunteers are going to be 35 00:06:53,415 --> 00:06:56,175 handing out Christmas baskets today for those in need. 36 00:06:56,175 --> 00:06:58,645 Carmelo Madoloni with that story. 37 00:06:58,645 --> 00:07:00,309 The harsh winds and freezing temperatures 38 00:07:00,309 --> 00:07:03,598 didn't stop volunteers from giving baskets to those in need. 39 00:07:03,598 --> 00:07:05,074 More than two dozen volunteers 40 00:07:05,074 --> 00:07:07,175 packed bags with all the fixings, 41 00:07:07,175 --> 00:07:09,729 even to make the perfect Christmas dinner. 42 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:10,562 It's helped me a lot. 43 00:07:10,562 --> 00:07:13,735 I understand what people go through. 44 00:07:13,735 --> 00:07:16,675 So it gives us a whole new perspective for everyone. 45 00:07:16,675 --> 00:07:20,842 Caitlin Meque is a high school senior. 46 00:07:52,370 --> 00:07:54,383 It was all part of a fundraiser that they put together 47 00:07:54,383 --> 00:07:56,086 to give back to their community. 48 00:07:56,086 --> 00:07:59,771 Andrew Bennet is a student and current project leader. 49 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,714 He's happy to give back to his community 50 00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:02,915 during the holidays. 51 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:05,159 Yeah everyone's having a good time. 52 00:08:05,159 --> 00:08:06,353 We're so involved with you know, 53 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:09,350 everyone looks like it's good to see their faces 54 00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:10,183 when we get-- 55 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:15,316 It's taking care of a basic need, 56 00:08:15,316 --> 00:08:16,527 but it goes beyond that. 57 00:08:16,527 --> 00:08:18,567 If they don't have a traditional turkey 58 00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:20,187 or ham at Christmas time, 59 00:08:20,187 --> 00:08:23,667 this just makes it very special. 60 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:48,083 - Cindy! 61 00:09:50,592 --> 00:09:51,786 Five debts collected. 62 00:09:56,901 --> 00:09:57,734 Sylvio! 63 00:10:15,895 --> 00:10:17,895 Sylvio, we need to talk. 64 00:10:18,942 --> 00:10:21,162 I'm taking you off the phones. 65 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:23,070 I'm putting you on house visits. 66 00:10:24,186 --> 00:10:26,186 Here's your first house. 67 00:10:27,369 --> 00:10:30,042 Guy's name is Allen Reynolds. 68 00:10:30,042 --> 00:10:32,450 Lay it on thick with this guy Sylvio. 69 00:10:33,259 --> 00:10:34,509 I need results. 70 00:10:35,864 --> 00:10:38,518 Report back to me ASAP. 71 00:10:38,518 --> 00:10:39,351 Got that? 72 00:10:40,184 --> 00:10:41,017 Good. 73 00:11:42,204 --> 00:11:45,183 - I didn't know you were... 74 00:11:45,183 --> 00:11:46,561 You're very tall. 75 00:11:46,561 --> 00:11:48,529 Well come on in. 76 00:11:48,529 --> 00:11:50,769 Al will meet you in a second. 77 00:11:50,769 --> 00:11:51,785 Our second guest is arriving. 78 00:11:51,785 --> 00:11:54,208 Taking him to the green room now. 79 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,041 Al took care of everything. 80 00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:56,568 He has it all set up for you. 81 00:11:56,568 --> 00:11:58,151 Just right in here. 82 00:12:02,028 --> 00:12:03,400 Just make yourself at home. 83 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,483 Snacks, water, magazines? 84 00:12:08,178 --> 00:12:11,493 - The deer don't necessarily like to come out at night. 85 00:12:11,493 --> 00:12:13,377 They're just as likely to 86 00:12:13,377 --> 00:12:14,773 come out during the broad daylight. 87 00:12:14,773 --> 00:12:15,610 Can you speak to that? 88 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:16,524 - That's exactly right. 89 00:12:16,524 --> 00:12:18,582 They can pop out at any moment. 90 00:12:18,582 --> 00:12:21,637 They're lurking behind bends in the road, 91 00:12:21,637 --> 00:12:23,554 behind trees, anywhere. 92 00:12:24,698 --> 00:12:26,948 Everyone listen real close. 93 00:12:27,890 --> 00:12:29,223 I'm warning you. 94 00:12:30,408 --> 00:12:31,658 Watch the road! 95 00:12:32,916 --> 00:12:33,749 Boom! 96 00:12:36,726 --> 00:12:38,174 - Great. 97 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:41,306 Okie dokey, well thanks for joining us Tina. 98 00:12:41,306 --> 00:12:43,058 Highly recommended book here. 99 00:12:43,058 --> 00:12:44,871 Go out and get a copy at at your local book store. 100 00:12:44,871 --> 00:12:47,090 Give it to a friend, a family member. 101 00:12:47,090 --> 00:12:48,881 Also a great gift. 102 00:12:48,881 --> 00:12:50,525 You never know, it could save your life. 103 00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:52,775 Thanks for joining us Tina. 104 00:13:06,135 --> 00:13:08,079 I'm terrible under stress. 105 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:11,746 Would you like an autographed copy of my book? 106 00:13:16,787 --> 00:13:17,620 It's okay. 107 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,137 You can use ours. 108 00:13:37,892 --> 00:13:38,815 - And we're back. 109 00:13:38,815 --> 00:13:40,243 We're really happy to have our next guest. 110 00:13:40,243 --> 00:13:41,407 His name is Terrance 111 00:13:41,407 --> 00:13:43,713 and we're really gonna put hit to the test today. 112 00:13:43,713 --> 00:13:45,571 Now we can assure you that Terrance has not seen 113 00:13:45,571 --> 00:13:47,791 any of the items that he's about to juggle. 114 00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:50,023 Isn't that right Terrance? 115 00:13:50,023 --> 00:13:53,606 Excellent, let's get right to it, shall we? 116 00:13:55,243 --> 00:13:58,449 I will now remove Terrance's blindfold. 117 00:13:58,449 --> 00:14:00,487 Let's get this thing off. 118 00:14:00,487 --> 00:14:02,683 Let's cheer him on at home. 119 00:14:02,683 --> 00:14:06,284 Okay, and let's queue some juggling music Jerry. 120 00:14:06,284 --> 00:14:08,837 I give you Terrance, the mystery juggler. 121 00:15:03,307 --> 00:15:04,731 - Whoa. 122 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,055 - Oh, I'm Terrance. 123 00:15:24,687 --> 00:15:26,271 - Alright, sorry about that folks. 124 00:15:26,271 --> 00:15:27,450 We had some technical difficulties, 125 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:28,673 but we're back on the air now. 126 00:15:28,673 --> 00:15:30,415 It's time for, you call, we talk, 127 00:15:30,415 --> 00:15:32,418 our community call in segment of the show. 128 00:15:32,418 --> 00:15:34,206 That's where we talk about community issues, 129 00:15:34,206 --> 00:15:35,972 and what's going on in your community. 130 00:15:35,972 --> 00:15:37,327 Let's get right into some calls. 131 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,910 Who is that gorilla. 132 00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:40,233 He was hilarious! 133 00:15:41,169 --> 00:15:42,981 What was all that stuff he was breaking? 134 00:15:42,981 --> 00:15:44,769 Hey, you gotta have him back. 135 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,881 - No, he won't be coming back, I just said that. 136 00:15:46,881 --> 00:15:49,126 Okay, no more calls about the gorilla please. 137 00:15:49,126 --> 00:15:50,713 We're looking for community engagement. 138 00:15:50,713 --> 00:15:53,469 What's going on in your community? 139 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:54,814 Okay we have Terra and Talsen. 140 00:15:54,814 --> 00:15:55,846 You're live on the air. 141 00:15:55,846 --> 00:15:57,502 Oh, nevermind. 142 00:15:57,502 --> 00:15:58,618 I didn't realize 143 00:15:58,618 --> 00:16:01,629 you weren't taking calls about the gorilla anymore. 144 00:16:01,629 --> 00:16:05,481 I was just gonna ask if he was gonna be on the show again. 145 00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:06,481 The gorilla. 146 00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:10,019 - Okay, looks like we're all out of calls. 147 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:12,083 You wanna close it up Gerald? 148 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:12,916 Okay. 149 00:16:12,916 --> 00:16:14,170 Thanks for tuning in. 150 00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:15,238 Check back in tomorrow. 151 00:16:15,238 --> 00:16:16,126 Same time, same place. 152 00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:16,959 All week, every week. 153 00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:20,560 The only five day a week, afternoon show in Baltimore. 154 00:19:39,002 --> 00:19:39,835 If you tuned in yesterday 155 00:19:39,835 --> 00:19:41,305 you'll be familiar with our next guest. 156 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,428 Sylvio Bernardi, he's a talented performer, 157 00:19:43,428 --> 00:19:44,678 and today he's brought his own 158 00:19:44,678 --> 00:19:46,322 original puppet show to the air. 159 00:19:46,322 --> 00:19:48,300 Really neat stuff, really looking forward to it. 160 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,763 So without further ado, 161 00:19:49,763 --> 00:19:52,846 The Quiet Times with Herbert Herpels. 162 00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:22,667 - Hey Al. 163 00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:23,500 - Hey. 164 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:24,333 - Hey. 165 00:26:26,235 --> 00:26:28,623 I know money's tight and I don't wanna keep bugging you, 166 00:26:28,623 --> 00:26:31,347 but none of us have gotten our checks from last week. 167 00:26:31,347 --> 00:26:32,180 - Mmhm. 168 00:26:33,231 --> 00:26:34,064 Oh yeah. 169 00:26:35,255 --> 00:26:36,660 I've been meaning to write you a check. 170 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:38,304 I'm sorry Maggie. 171 00:26:38,304 --> 00:26:41,604 I just keep getting distracted. 172 00:26:41,604 --> 00:26:42,977 Uh, yeah. 173 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:44,928 Let me just write you a check right now. 174 00:26:44,928 --> 00:26:45,928 - Thank you. 175 00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:55,236 Have you heard anything yet from that new sponsor, or? 176 00:26:55,236 --> 00:26:56,343 - Yeah. 177 00:26:56,343 --> 00:26:57,176 - Great. 178 00:26:57,176 --> 00:26:58,009 - It's looking good. 179 00:26:58,009 --> 00:26:59,772 I just, I'm still talking to them 180 00:26:59,772 --> 00:27:01,912 and just, need a little bit more time. 181 00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:04,008 It just takes a little bit. 182 00:27:04,008 --> 00:27:06,528 You know, it's a long process and you know? 183 00:27:06,528 --> 00:27:07,608 - Yeah. 184 00:27:08,986 --> 00:27:10,153 - Yeah I know. 185 00:27:12,085 --> 00:27:13,366 I know that you're trying. 186 00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:14,366 It's just... 187 00:27:16,913 --> 00:27:18,748 If we don't get paid, none of us can do it. 188 00:27:18,748 --> 00:27:19,581 It's really not-- 189 00:27:19,581 --> 00:27:20,414 - I know, Maggie you can just... 190 00:27:20,414 --> 00:27:21,800 I'll just stop you right there, 191 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,827 because I know full well that you need to get paid, 192 00:27:23,827 --> 00:27:24,691 and here's the money. 193 00:27:24,691 --> 00:27:25,691 - Thank you. 194 00:27:27,293 --> 00:27:28,182 - I'm sorry. 195 00:27:28,182 --> 00:27:30,136 I know I haven't been paying you on time, 196 00:27:30,136 --> 00:27:32,707 and I'm gonna start, and this is all gonna work out. 197 00:27:32,707 --> 00:27:36,247 I just need a little bit more time okay? 198 00:28:02,569 --> 00:28:03,456 - [Robotic Computer Voice] You have reached 199 00:28:03,456 --> 00:28:05,764 the answering machine of Sylvio. 200 00:28:05,764 --> 00:28:08,175 Please leave a message after beep. 201 00:28:09,037 --> 00:28:10,500 Hey Sylvio, it's Al. 202 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:14,667 Look, I know the Herbert segment wasn't quite as 203 00:28:14,811 --> 00:28:18,061 well received as we would've hoped but, 204 00:28:19,128 --> 00:28:20,113 I've been doing a lot of thinking, 205 00:28:20,113 --> 00:28:22,980 and I was wondering if maybe you and me 206 00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:26,487 could work together on something. 207 00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:30,654 Maybe figure out a way to take the show in a new direction. 208 00:28:44,463 --> 00:28:45,794 Hey! 209 00:28:45,794 --> 00:28:46,848 Hey man, watch it. 210 00:28:46,848 --> 00:28:48,288 Where are you going with that hose? 211 00:28:48,288 --> 00:28:50,121 Hey, this is my stuff! 212 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:52,772 What are you doing here? 213 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,105 There's no fire. 214 00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:58,934 Hey, watch where you're going man. 215 00:29:07,879 --> 00:29:08,712 Oh... 216 00:29:16,077 --> 00:29:17,805 Peter from Curtis Bay, you're on the air. 217 00:29:17,805 --> 00:29:20,445 I just wanted to say great show guys! 218 00:29:20,445 --> 00:29:22,137 I just have a quick question. 219 00:29:22,137 --> 00:29:24,804 What's the ape gonna break next? 220 00:29:25,784 --> 00:29:27,164 - Two words. 221 00:29:27,164 --> 00:29:28,701 - A movie. 222 00:29:28,701 --> 00:29:29,534 - King Kong. 223 00:29:34,619 --> 00:29:35,595 Congo! 224 00:29:41,757 --> 00:29:42,590 - Yeah! 225 00:29:48,911 --> 00:29:52,721 ♫ When they fight they fight 226 00:29:52,721 --> 00:29:56,888 ♫ And when they come home at night they say 227 00:29:59,009 --> 00:30:01,842 ♫ I love you baby 228 00:30:21,088 --> 00:30:25,024 ♫ Was it too much too soon 229 00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:28,840 ♫ Was it a little too late 230 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:33,007 ♫ He got the message she left on his car in the rain 231 00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:40,986 ♫ And then the words, they come to you 232 00:30:40,986 --> 00:30:43,736 ♫ Drive him away 233 00:30:45,229 --> 00:30:48,509 ♫ You just can't let it go 234 00:31:05,410 --> 00:31:08,984 ♫ And when it all comes crashing down 235 00:31:08,984 --> 00:31:11,817 ♫ What can you do 236 00:31:13,335 --> 00:31:17,450 ♫ Find what you're looking for 237 00:31:17,450 --> 00:31:21,234 ♫ And then the words, they'll come to you 238 00:31:21,234 --> 00:31:25,047 ♫ Driving through the rain 239 00:31:25,047 --> 00:31:29,214 ♫ But there'll be no one there to say them to anyway 240 00:31:35,196 --> 00:31:37,825 ♫ I love you baby 241 00:31:48,987 --> 00:31:50,280 - Well, what a lot of people don't understand 242 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,249 is that Sylvio is not just some wild animal. 243 00:31:52,249 --> 00:31:54,905 He's actually a really sensitive and talented artist. 244 00:31:54,905 --> 00:31:56,620 - I don't know about that. 245 00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:57,640 As far as I can tell, 246 00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:01,264 all he does is destroy every darn thing he sees. 247 00:32:02,371 --> 00:32:03,329 Talented? 248 00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:10,672 You're not serious. 249 00:32:18,090 --> 00:32:20,801 ♫ The brattleboro is flooding 250 00:32:20,801 --> 00:32:22,948 ♫ For every day 251 00:32:22,948 --> 00:32:25,710 ♫ Brattleboro is flooding 252 00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:27,437 ♫ In every way 253 00:32:27,437 --> 00:32:30,376 ♫ Better find a new best friend 254 00:32:30,376 --> 00:32:34,543 ♫ You better find a new best friend 255 00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:38,696 ♫ Brattleboro is flooding 256 00:32:38,696 --> 00:32:41,201 ♫ And so am I 257 00:32:41,201 --> 00:32:45,368 ♫ They're never gonna find your baby even if they try 258 00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:48,547 ♫ You better find a new best friend 259 00:32:48,547 --> 00:32:52,714 ♫ You better find a new best friend 260 00:32:54,019 --> 00:32:56,636 ♫ When all the late papers come in 261 00:32:56,636 --> 00:32:59,982 ♫ And when they tell me it's not my fault 262 00:32:59,982 --> 00:33:02,513 ♫ When both of our lives start humming 263 00:33:02,513 --> 00:33:04,562 ♫ You know I think I pay my weight in salt 264 00:33:04,562 --> 00:33:07,824 ♫ Just to have her be the same again 265 00:33:07,824 --> 00:33:11,991 ♫ Yeah it'll never be the same again 266 00:33:13,837 --> 00:33:17,257 ♫ You're never gonna mount that hard drive anymore 267 00:33:17,257 --> 00:33:21,424 ♫ You're never gonna mount that hard drive anymore 268 00:33:26,556 --> 00:33:28,563 No worries, we've got you covered. 269 00:33:29,705 --> 00:33:33,872 We've got flush mounts, sconces, orbs, orbs, orbs, 270 00:33:35,845 --> 00:33:39,262 15% off, and of course, chandeliers! 271 00:33:42,852 --> 00:33:44,498 For all your lighting needs, 272 00:33:44,498 --> 00:33:47,831 come on down to Charlotte's Chandeliers! 273 00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:51,763 - So, that's the commercial spot 274 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:53,562 we want to air during your show, 275 00:33:53,562 --> 00:33:56,756 and here is the rate we we can offer you 276 00:33:56,756 --> 00:33:59,802 for the one month trial period. 277 00:34:02,149 --> 00:34:03,366 - Yeah, works for us. 278 00:34:04,981 --> 00:34:07,148 Oh yeah, on one condition. 279 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,594 Today's show is brought to you by Charlotte's Chandeliers. 280 00:34:20,594 --> 00:34:21,963 The best lights in the biz. 281 00:34:21,963 --> 00:34:25,213 Shop Charlotte's and keep the light on. 282 00:35:01,561 --> 00:35:02,833 Live from Clover Crest, 283 00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:05,101 it's The Afternoon Show with Al Reynolds, 284 00:35:05,101 --> 00:35:06,851 starring Al Reynolds. 285 00:35:17,841 --> 00:35:21,262 And now ladies and gentlemen, your host, Al Reynolds. 286 00:35:21,262 --> 00:35:22,793 - Hi and welcome to The Afternoon Show. 287 00:35:22,793 --> 00:35:23,739 If you're new to the show, you've come to the right place. 288 00:35:25,041 --> 00:35:26,109 We're happy to have you. 289 00:35:26,109 --> 00:35:27,681 The ape will be on soon to do his thing, 290 00:35:27,681 --> 00:35:29,132 but first let's check the news. 291 00:35:29,983 --> 00:35:30,816 This is interesting. 292 00:35:30,816 --> 00:35:33,399 The mayor of Albuquerque has... 293 00:35:38,946 --> 00:35:40,613 - Open the door sir. 294 00:35:41,730 --> 00:35:43,563 I can hear you inside. 295 00:35:44,578 --> 00:35:48,245 I have an urgent matter to discuss with you. 296 00:35:51,918 --> 00:35:53,668 Allen, open the door. 297 00:35:55,062 --> 00:35:58,340 You face tremendous consequences if you don't respond. 298 00:35:58,340 --> 00:36:00,324 Alright, the last guy might've been a pushover, 299 00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:02,657 but I assure you I won't be. 300 00:36:17,793 --> 00:36:19,532 This says they can repossess Al's property. 301 00:36:19,532 --> 00:36:21,365 That's our whole show. 302 00:36:22,377 --> 00:36:24,606 What are we gonna do? 303 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,893 Copy, be right there. 304 00:36:31,834 --> 00:36:34,634 Okay well, I gotta tell Al. 305 00:36:37,604 --> 00:36:40,593 Sylvio, this is really serious. 306 00:36:40,593 --> 00:36:42,452 He needs to know. 307 00:36:44,469 --> 00:36:45,693 Well I don't know what to do. 308 00:36:45,693 --> 00:36:48,212 Maybe you could talk to your boss again or something? 309 00:36:50,148 --> 00:36:51,898 Okay, keep me posted. 310 00:38:51,785 --> 00:38:54,285 - Hey man, hold up just a sec. 311 00:39:00,082 --> 00:39:02,082 Dawg, break this for me! 312 00:39:10,137 --> 00:39:11,137 I'm filming. 313 00:39:20,288 --> 00:39:21,694 Dude, what? 314 00:39:21,694 --> 00:39:22,913 I know you're that smasher gorilla dude. 315 00:39:22,913 --> 00:39:23,746 Smash it! 316 00:39:28,122 --> 00:39:29,008 - There's the man! 317 00:39:29,008 --> 00:39:30,507 - Hey Sylvio. 318 00:39:30,507 --> 00:39:31,869 I want you to meet J.J. 319 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:32,985 He is a talent agent 320 00:39:32,985 --> 00:39:33,818 and he's interested in 321 00:39:33,818 --> 00:39:35,983 maybe setting up some opportunities for us. 322 00:39:35,983 --> 00:39:38,336 You know, some business opportunities. 323 00:39:40,089 --> 00:39:41,651 Great to finally meet you. 324 00:39:41,651 --> 00:39:42,634 Big fan. 325 00:39:42,634 --> 00:39:44,040 - Why don't you guys chat it out a little bit. 326 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,259 See if you can come up with something. 327 00:39:45,259 --> 00:39:47,683 I'm gonna head down there. 328 00:39:50,905 --> 00:39:51,738 Oh boy. 329 00:39:53,714 --> 00:39:54,547 Sylvio! 330 00:39:55,729 --> 00:39:57,014 I love it. 331 00:39:57,014 --> 00:39:59,053 What's the ape gonna break? 332 00:39:59,053 --> 00:40:00,315 It's brilliant! 333 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:01,779 You come up with that? 334 00:40:01,779 --> 00:40:03,932 I bet you did. 335 00:40:03,932 --> 00:40:06,860 Look, I'll cut to the chase. 336 00:40:06,860 --> 00:40:08,479 I wanna represent you. 337 00:40:08,479 --> 00:40:11,755 I wanna be a part of the Sylvio team. 338 00:40:11,755 --> 00:40:14,324 You got potential to make a lot of money. 339 00:40:14,324 --> 00:40:17,232 You ever think about branding? 340 00:40:17,232 --> 00:40:19,680 You understand what I'm saying? 341 00:40:26,256 --> 00:40:27,760 - Oh no, I thought you understood. 342 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,799 We can't do Herbert on the show anymore. 343 00:40:31,672 --> 00:40:33,064 Yeah, I mean now that we have our new sponsor 344 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:36,334 they're looking for a certain type of show. 345 00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:39,556 Unfortunately, puppet shows aren't really the content 346 00:40:39,556 --> 00:40:42,367 that they're looking for. 347 00:40:42,367 --> 00:40:45,088 You know, I have to make sure they're happy 348 00:40:45,088 --> 00:40:47,499 because that's where the money's coming from. 349 00:40:49,973 --> 00:40:51,580 Look Sylvio, I'm sorry to disappoint you 350 00:40:51,580 --> 00:40:53,830 but this is a new show now. 351 00:40:54,709 --> 00:40:55,657 It's not like the old days 352 00:40:55,657 --> 00:40:56,861 where we could just do whatever we want. 353 00:40:56,861 --> 00:40:59,896 You know, we have to stick to the script. 354 00:40:59,896 --> 00:41:01,896 You see what I'm saying? 355 00:41:07,122 --> 00:41:09,372 Let's get you into costume. 356 00:41:36,882 --> 00:41:39,098 Take the bat. 357 00:42:12,054 --> 00:42:14,819 Smash the guitar, gorilla! 358 00:42:14,819 --> 00:42:16,602 What's the ape gonna break? 359 00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:17,898 It's Brilliant! 360 00:42:17,898 --> 00:42:19,950 Did you come up with that one? 361 00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:21,586 Look, Sylvio I'm sorry to disappoint you, 362 00:42:21,586 --> 00:42:23,304 but this is a new show now. 363 00:42:23,304 --> 00:42:24,274 It's not like the old days 364 00:42:24,274 --> 00:42:25,590 when we could just do whatever we want you know? 365 00:42:25,590 --> 00:42:28,173 We have to stick to the script. 366 00:45:43,846 --> 00:45:45,994 - Tony, did you settle the Allen Reynolds debt? 367 00:45:45,994 --> 00:45:46,827 - No sir. 368 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,467 - Did anyone settle the Allen Reynolds debt? 369 00:45:56,347 --> 00:45:58,531 Then why is it listed under settled debts? 370 00:45:58,531 --> 00:45:59,531 - I don't know, 371 00:45:59,531 --> 00:46:01,883 but this guy hasn't paid. 372 00:46:01,883 --> 00:46:05,466 Haven't gotten him to even answer the door. 373 00:46:11,929 --> 00:46:12,846 - Sylvio... 374 00:46:23,189 --> 00:46:24,022 - Sylvio! 375 00:46:27,195 --> 00:46:28,445 Come on Sylvio. 376 00:46:41,315 --> 00:46:42,148 Listen 377 00:46:43,946 --> 00:46:45,490 I spoke with Charlotte. 378 00:46:45,490 --> 00:46:46,834 I explained the whole situation to her. 379 00:46:46,834 --> 00:46:49,417 She's gonna let us air Herbert. 380 00:46:50,302 --> 00:46:52,914 I'm serious, we're all set. 381 00:46:58,422 --> 00:46:59,255 Sorry. 382 00:47:02,499 --> 00:47:05,870 I was thinking we could give Herbert his own slot, 383 00:47:05,870 --> 00:47:08,306 and you could do whatever you want with it. 384 00:47:08,306 --> 00:47:09,639 No interference. 385 00:47:11,738 --> 00:47:13,790 That sound good? 386 00:47:16,663 --> 00:47:17,496 I'm sorry. 387 00:47:25,938 --> 00:47:27,735 I don't know, maybe just one episode or something 388 00:47:27,735 --> 00:47:31,902 you could, have Herbert polishing a chandelier or something. 389 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,751 But we'll figure that all out. 390 00:47:35,751 --> 00:47:39,918 The main thing is, I want you to be a part of this. 391 00:47:45,630 --> 00:47:46,463 Oh my god. 392 00:47:49,959 --> 00:47:50,792 What Maggie? 393 00:47:50,792 --> 00:47:51,628 I'm in the middle of something. 394 00:47:51,628 --> 00:47:55,546 - You have to come back, they're taking everything. 395 00:47:55,546 --> 00:47:56,379 Al? 396 00:48:37,377 --> 00:48:38,210 - Hey! 397 00:48:39,165 --> 00:48:42,498 Hey, what are you doing with that stuff? 398 00:49:10,509 --> 00:49:11,590 This is all my equipment. 399 00:49:11,590 --> 00:49:12,423 Sir, I'm sorry. 400 00:49:12,423 --> 00:49:13,256 I'm sorry. 401 00:49:23,394 --> 00:49:24,977 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 402 00:50:06,535 --> 00:50:07,368 - Boom! 403 00:50:27,833 --> 00:50:29,666 ♫ See 404 00:50:33,844 --> 00:50:35,677 ♫ See 405 00:50:44,082 --> 00:50:46,165 ♫ We can 406 00:50:48,990 --> 00:50:52,157 ♫ Accomplish anything 407 00:50:54,017 --> 00:50:57,184 ♫ We put our minds toward 408 00:53:44,015 --> 00:53:45,421 - Hands, hands, show me your hands! 409 00:53:45,421 --> 00:53:46,254 Show me your hands. 410 00:53:46,254 --> 00:53:47,087 Get out of the car. 411 00:53:47,087 --> 00:53:48,057 Get out of the car now! 412 00:53:48,057 --> 00:53:49,139 Get out of the car. 413 00:53:49,139 --> 00:53:49,972 Turn around. 414 00:53:49,972 --> 00:53:50,952 Put your hands against the van. 415 00:53:50,952 --> 00:53:52,588 Put your hands against the van. 416 00:53:52,588 --> 00:53:54,088 Hands behind back. 417 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:16,353 You're lucky. 418 00:54:16,353 --> 00:54:19,103 They're not pressing any charges. 419 00:54:20,489 --> 00:54:23,906 Do you know anybody that can pick you up? 420 00:55:13,997 --> 00:55:16,080 - I hate to ask this but, 421 00:55:18,678 --> 00:55:22,845 well since I'm technically not a home owner anymore, 422 00:55:25,445 --> 00:55:26,278 you think I could, 423 00:55:26,278 --> 00:55:29,945 maybe stay at your place for a little while? 424 00:55:34,337 --> 00:55:35,170 Yeah? 425 00:55:37,650 --> 00:55:38,779 You sure? 426 00:57:05,874 --> 00:57:06,707 J.J.? 427 00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:09,553 J.J. what? 428 00:57:12,259 --> 00:57:13,220 The show? 429 00:57:15,703 --> 00:57:16,555 You wanna get the show back? 430 00:57:21,787 --> 00:57:22,870 - Look, here's the deal. 431 00:57:22,870 --> 00:57:24,309 You're in set back mode, okay? 432 00:57:24,309 --> 00:57:25,928 But that's not a bad thing. 433 00:57:25,928 --> 00:57:27,105 Alright, you're still hot. 434 00:57:27,105 --> 00:57:28,808 You're still on people's radar, 435 00:57:28,808 --> 00:57:30,883 but you gotta move quickly, okay? 436 00:57:30,883 --> 00:57:33,200 I'd say you got a two, three month window 437 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,699 before people start to forget about you, okay? 438 00:57:35,699 --> 00:57:37,451 So you gotta strike while the iron's hot. 439 00:57:37,451 --> 00:57:40,738 Saturation, heavy, you know what I mean? 440 00:57:40,738 --> 00:57:43,434 But you gotta be willing to play ball. 441 00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,825 Yeah? 442 00:57:50,825 --> 00:57:53,158 Okay, let's make some money. 443 00:57:55,460 --> 00:57:57,694 - You know, you are a gorilla. 444 00:57:57,694 --> 00:57:59,442 You are a beast. 445 00:58:00,474 --> 00:58:01,833 Give me mean. 446 00:58:01,833 --> 00:58:03,250 Give me powerful. 447 00:58:04,151 --> 00:58:05,651 Show me toughness. 448 00:58:06,946 --> 00:58:10,414 These paper towels don't wilt under the pressure. 449 00:58:10,414 --> 00:58:12,414 They defeat the wetness. 450 00:58:13,310 --> 00:58:16,227 They don't let the wetness through. 451 00:58:17,265 --> 00:58:19,724 Show me impenetrable. 452 00:58:21,909 --> 00:58:24,104 Alright everyone, let's reset. 453 00:58:24,104 --> 00:58:25,643 Back to one if you will. 454 00:58:25,643 --> 00:58:28,810 Let's bring light three in two inches. 455 00:58:29,985 --> 00:58:32,152 - 35 Baker, take 12, mark. 456 00:58:33,884 --> 00:58:35,051 - And, action! 457 00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:40,093 - No, no come on. 458 00:58:40,093 --> 00:58:41,929 We need more aggression! 459 00:58:41,929 --> 00:58:43,106 You're lifeless. 460 00:58:43,106 --> 00:58:45,708 Come on, are you a gorilla or a baby? 461 00:58:45,708 --> 00:58:47,029 More reckless, more anger! 462 00:58:47,029 --> 00:58:49,279 We need more, now get mean. 463 00:58:50,364 --> 00:58:53,329 Come on, yeah, show me your teeth! 464 00:58:53,329 --> 00:58:55,861 Look, this is for a cereal box. 465 00:58:55,861 --> 00:58:57,221 This is big time! 466 00:58:57,221 --> 00:58:59,138 Prime time, get mean! 467 00:59:00,697 --> 00:59:01,578 You're a gorilla. 468 00:59:01,578 --> 00:59:02,995 You're a gorilla! 469 00:59:17,852 --> 00:59:18,852 - Two kings. 470 00:59:24,639 --> 00:59:25,693 How do you like your eggs Sylvio? 471 00:59:27,601 --> 00:59:28,537 Scrambled? 472 00:59:29,370 --> 00:59:30,203 Got it. 473 00:59:32,927 --> 00:59:36,798 Sylvio, you have some really good albums. 474 00:59:36,798 --> 00:59:39,414 This is a collector's item, you know that? 475 00:59:39,414 --> 00:59:40,758 Sylvio, can you beat this boss? 476 00:59:42,756 --> 00:59:44,506 Alright, here you go. 477 01:00:09,517 --> 01:00:10,693 Sylvio and I brought you here today 478 01:00:10,693 --> 01:00:13,193 because we have some big news. 479 01:00:15,048 --> 01:00:17,586 We're bringing the show back. 480 01:00:19,129 --> 01:00:23,296 One night only, in front of a live studio audience, 481 01:00:25,285 --> 01:00:28,346 and all we need to know from you is, 482 01:00:28,346 --> 01:00:29,263 are you in? 483 01:00:30,913 --> 01:00:31,746 - Cool. 484 01:00:32,666 --> 01:00:33,499 - I'm in. 485 01:00:34,921 --> 01:00:35,754 - Me too. 486 01:00:38,594 --> 01:00:40,380 - Oh come on Maggie. 487 01:00:40,380 --> 01:00:42,547 I can't do it without you. 488 01:01:11,978 --> 01:01:15,109 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 489 01:01:15,109 --> 01:01:16,969 ♫ What's the ape gonna break 490 01:01:16,969 --> 01:01:19,177 ♫ What's the ape gonna break 491 01:01:19,177 --> 01:01:21,265 ♫ What's the ape gonna break 492 01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:23,857 ♫ What's the ape gonna break 493 01:01:23,857 --> 01:01:25,774 - Last chance dumb ass. 494 01:01:28,319 --> 01:01:30,394 - Alright, you guys need to pack up your little game here 495 01:01:30,394 --> 01:01:31,227 and get out. 496 01:01:32,060 --> 01:01:32,893 - You will you little punk! 497 01:01:32,893 --> 01:01:34,576 He's not gonna break anything for you. 498 01:01:34,576 --> 01:01:36,075 - Why, it's what he does! 499 01:01:37,419 --> 01:01:39,291 - Alright, it's your last chance. 500 01:01:39,291 --> 01:01:40,348 I'm gonna call the cops. 501 01:01:44,127 --> 01:01:45,171 - Ooh! 502 01:02:25,727 --> 01:02:26,727 - Oh my god! 503 01:02:28,691 --> 01:02:30,274 - This is just atrocious. 504 01:02:30,274 --> 01:02:31,107 You were right. 505 01:02:31,107 --> 01:02:33,122 When he was a guest on out show, you called it. 506 01:02:33,122 --> 01:02:34,633 He's nothing but a violent beast, 507 01:02:34,633 --> 01:02:36,482 and he shouldn't be allowed on our streets. 508 01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:39,889 These kids are just teenagers, 509 01:02:39,889 --> 01:02:41,425 and this kid we hear 510 01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:44,029 actually broke his arm in the altercation, 511 01:02:44,029 --> 01:02:44,966 and it's a shame 512 01:02:44,966 --> 01:02:48,206 because he's a promising young baseball star. 513 01:02:48,206 --> 01:02:49,612 This is just awful. 514 01:02:49,612 --> 01:02:50,445 - Oh no! 515 01:02:54,723 --> 01:02:58,455 - Don't worry mam, I've got this crazy gorilla under control 516 01:02:58,455 --> 01:02:59,296 and as for this mess, 517 01:02:59,296 --> 01:03:01,467 the new round tree Triple Quilted Paper Towel 518 01:03:01,467 --> 01:03:05,634 should do the trick, guaranteed to clean all your problems, 519 01:03:06,099 --> 01:03:08,069 even the hairy ones. 520 01:03:08,069 --> 01:03:10,565 ♫ Round tree 521 01:04:27,997 --> 01:04:29,102 - We're live from Blue Rock Studios 522 01:04:29,102 --> 01:04:31,663 where a group of protestors have gathered in protest 523 01:04:31,663 --> 01:04:34,413 of Sylvio Bernardi, the local performer. 524 01:04:34,413 --> 01:04:36,927 Mam, why are you out here today protesting? 525 01:04:36,927 --> 01:04:38,670 - Well you know, I just think that he's horrible 526 01:04:38,670 --> 01:04:40,698 and violent, and it's just not a world 527 01:04:40,698 --> 01:04:43,865 that I want my daughter to grow up in. 528 01:04:49,063 --> 01:04:51,030 - Sir, why are you out here today. 529 01:04:51,030 --> 01:04:52,806 - That stupid animal broke my arm 530 01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:55,698 and now I can't pitch for three months. 531 01:04:55,698 --> 01:04:59,051 - You see that guy over there in the front row? 532 01:04:59,051 --> 01:05:00,577 He's a producer at Laugh TV. 533 01:05:00,577 --> 01:05:01,893 - Okay. 534 01:05:01,893 --> 01:05:04,510 - He told me he might be interested in picking up the show. 535 01:05:06,053 --> 01:05:09,396 - Look, I don't think I need to say this, but, 536 01:05:09,396 --> 01:05:11,125 let's make it a big show tonight. 537 01:05:11,125 --> 01:05:12,131 High energy, smooth show. 538 01:05:12,131 --> 01:05:13,137 - Okay. 539 01:05:13,137 --> 01:05:14,387 I got it, yeah. 540 01:05:25,473 --> 01:05:26,306 - Yes! 541 01:05:27,729 --> 01:05:29,241 - Five minutes Sylvio. 542 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:38,221 - Live from Blue Rock, it's The New Afternoon Show 543 01:05:38,221 --> 01:05:40,307 with Al and Sylvio. 544 01:05:40,307 --> 01:05:42,239 Tonight we have an All-Star show 545 01:05:42,239 --> 01:05:44,519 with some of our favorite guests, 546 01:05:44,519 --> 01:05:48,686 and now ladies and gentlemen, your host, Al Reynolds. 547 01:05:49,547 --> 01:05:51,912 - Thank you, thank you, thank you all for being here. 548 01:05:51,912 --> 01:05:54,696 Welcome to The New Afternoon Show with Al and Sylvio. 549 01:05:54,696 --> 01:05:56,497 It means a lot to us that you're here. 550 01:05:56,497 --> 01:05:57,528 Really excited to have you. 551 01:05:57,528 --> 01:05:58,823 Great show for you tonight. 552 01:05:58,823 --> 01:06:01,914 All-Star cast and crew, and let's get right to it. 553 01:06:01,914 --> 01:06:03,386 - Queue Terrance. 554 01:06:03,386 --> 01:06:05,772 - I will now juggle, 555 01:06:05,772 --> 01:06:06,924 these three toasters. 556 01:06:17,656 --> 01:06:18,489 Let's do this. 557 01:06:53,406 --> 01:06:55,410 What's the ape, gonna break? 558 01:06:55,410 --> 01:06:57,532 What's the ape, gonna break? 559 01:06:57,532 --> 01:06:59,571 What's the ape, gonna break? 560 01:06:59,571 --> 01:07:01,793 What's the ape, gonna break? 561 01:07:01,793 --> 01:07:03,891 What's the ape, gonna break? 562 01:07:03,891 --> 01:07:05,944 What's the ape, gonna break? 563 01:07:05,944 --> 01:07:07,984 What's the ape, gonna break? 564 01:07:07,984 --> 01:07:10,718 What's the ape, gonna break? 565 01:07:26,689 --> 01:07:27,695 What's the ape, gonna break? 566 01:07:27,695 --> 01:07:29,182 What's the ape, gonna break? 567 01:07:29,182 --> 01:07:30,851 What's the ape, gonna break? 568 01:07:30,851 --> 01:07:32,567 What's the ape, gonna break? 569 01:07:32,567 --> 01:07:34,631 What's the ape, gonna break? 570 01:07:34,631 --> 01:07:36,964 What's the ape, gonna break? 571 01:08:19,305 --> 01:08:21,661 - It's very important as you live through this world. 572 01:08:22,617 --> 01:08:25,149 To know when, and when not your light's on. 573 01:08:25,149 --> 01:08:29,316 So that you can be best doing what you do, 574 01:08:29,336 --> 01:08:32,899 because this light will guide you. 575 01:08:32,899 --> 01:08:35,276 It'll inform who you are, 576 01:08:35,276 --> 01:08:38,109 and when you're doing what's right for you. 577 01:08:38,109 --> 01:08:42,276 As you live and grow, you'll find out what that light is. 578 01:14:44,752 --> 01:14:45,966 Hello. 579 01:14:45,966 --> 01:14:48,390 This is Sylvio speaking. 580 01:14:48,390 --> 01:14:50,430 Thanks for watching, 581 01:14:50,430 --> 01:14:54,597 and thanks to my friends for helping me tell my story. 582 01:14:54,953 --> 01:14:59,120 I just want to say, I am not a violent gorilla. 583 01:14:59,333 --> 01:15:02,818 As far as I'm concerned, all of the plants, 584 01:15:02,818 --> 01:15:06,985 all of the animals, everything on this big beautiful planet 585 01:15:08,262 --> 01:15:10,512 can live together in peace. 586 01:15:11,417 --> 01:15:13,500 Thank you and good night. 587 01:16:15,583 --> 01:16:18,127 ♫ There are people I am sure 588 01:16:18,127 --> 01:16:21,091 ♫ That take comfort in the words 589 01:16:21,091 --> 01:16:25,258 ♫ That what happens to you when it's time to die 590 01:16:26,719 --> 01:16:29,695 ♫ And you have heard the pearly gates 591 01:16:29,695 --> 01:16:32,574 ♫ And instructions of the faith 592 01:16:32,574 --> 01:16:36,741 ♫ Seen directions to the palace in the sky 593 01:16:38,996 --> 01:16:41,360 ♫ But sleeping on a beach 594 01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:44,697 ♫ Oh heaven is in reach 595 01:16:44,697 --> 01:16:48,864 ♫ The whales are in the deep singing softly 596 01:16:50,193 --> 01:16:52,775 ♫ So in visiting a town 597 01:16:52,775 --> 01:16:55,796 ♫ Or just hanging around 598 01:16:55,796 --> 01:16:57,621 ♫ Take it down 599 01:16:57,621 --> 01:17:01,371 ♫ Do whatever you do godly 600 01:17:04,817 --> 01:17:07,229 ♫ There are people I am sure 601 01:17:07,229 --> 01:17:10,206 ♫ Who seek constantly a cure 602 01:17:10,206 --> 01:17:14,373 ♫ This happens all the days I do my dancing 603 01:17:16,420 --> 01:17:18,927 ♫ When you could come with me 604 01:17:18,927 --> 01:17:21,881 ♫ I'm as happy as can be 605 01:17:21,881 --> 01:17:26,048 ♫ And a little notoriety could help me 606 01:17:27,723 --> 01:17:30,928 ♫ Well I go sleeping on a beach 607 01:17:30,928 --> 01:17:33,487 ♫ Oh heaven is in reach 608 01:17:33,487 --> 01:17:37,654 ♫ The whales are in the deep singing softly 609 01:17:39,630 --> 01:17:42,498 ♫ So in visiting a town 610 01:17:42,498 --> 01:17:45,143 ♫ Or just hanging around 611 01:17:45,143 --> 01:17:46,830 ♫ Take it down 612 01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:50,997 ♫ Do whatever it is you do godly 613 01:17:51,362 --> 01:17:53,279 ♫ Down 614 01:17:56,391 --> 01:17:59,141 ♫ I take it down 43082

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