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♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪

-♪ Where's my ego ♪

What do you want from me?

-Why am I here?

♪♪

[ All cheering ]

-Whoo!

-♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪

She's turning 30 tomorrow.

-Isobel Song, get over here!

-It is all about me. -Yeah!

-♪ True, true mellow ♪

-Yes. No.

-Do you always have trouble making decisions?

♪ Glittering fruits ♪

-I think I need you to go.

-♪ Heavy, heavy, red eyes lazy ♪

-[ Exhales sharply ]

And I was lying to myself if I ever thought it could be.

-It's not enough anymore.

-I want to give you everything you want and need.

But right now, I can only give you this.

-Just say anything.

I don't know what to say.

-I, um...

[ Voice breaking And I just don't think that's gonna happen.

But I want the possibility of forever with you.

-Me neither.

-I don't want this to be over.

But I can't do this anymore, Mari.

I've accidentally fallen in love with you, too.

-♪ Alone ♪

-...because I've accidentally fallen in love with you.

-♪ Won't stay ♪

But it's different this time...

-I thought I could do this without getting too invested.

-♪ I won't untie ♪

♪♪

-[ Moans softly ]

♪ My lighter side ♪

♪ I believe I've found ♪

♪ Don't let your patience slow ♪

♪ Give into the signs ♪

♪ The rest stay down below ♪

-♪ Weigh moments in time ♪

-I don't wanna slow things down.

♪♪

I think we should slow things down.

so I think until we figure out where to go from here,

-So, um...

-♪ Miss you when you're gone ♪

And they are very strong feelings for you.

I can't help my feelings, either.

[ Sniffles ]

-I know.

-I know, but I can't help my feelings.

-But you didn't.

-I felt like I -- I cheated on you.

And me feeling jealous isn't fair to you.

I felt jealous.

all I wanted to do was talk about it.

when I said we shouldn't talk about Milo,

-Look, the other night, um...

♪♪

Everything okay?

[ Cloud Control's "Treetops" plays ]

[ Glasses clink ]

I stayed too long, and it went too fast.

-I would like to propose a toast to Le Playground.

-♪ Ooh ♪

It's just that hers was better.

It was a really good speech, sir.

♪♪

I will quit. I'm quitting.

♪♪

-I -- I will.

-Girl, I need the -- I need the money, okay?

Robbie?

Now, who's coming with me?

-I quit!

-What?

Is that really your name?

into more Mr. Smiths.

-We don't want your sterile cookie-cutter jobs.

We're not gonna help you turn these kids

-Girl, you need to calm down or you gonna get fired.

That is enough!

-Yes, Stephania!

-Isobel, that's enough.

Well, screw your fake nice!

and make it nice for, like, all the nice people.

You're just gonna, like, take this place

in this city!

-This place is a truly positive place

-Little elites? -The tiny elite.

that was, like, the worst thing I'd ever heard in my life?

-Little elites? -Little elites, yeah.

What was it he called them

not for corporations who just wanna make money.

-For children,

This is literally a playground.

-Isobel, please.

-You think the world is your playground, don't you?

He gets it.

Yeah.

Yeah!

Hmm?

the better they feel.

And you know what?

The more they pay,

You know, make them feel special.

And we wanna give them what they want, you know?

You know, people love exclusive.

It's very exclusive.

-No, that's not code for anything.

-Is that code for "wealthy white families"?

of bringing in the right families.

We're a members-only establishment.

You know, that's one of the upsides

But you can expect your tips to triple!

-No. No raises.

-Does that mean raises?

Hmm? Yes.

Any questions?

[ Laughs ]

because we are gonna charge them exorbitantly.

So we need to bring it,

that's not gonna be easy.

-Now, attracting the tiny elite from all five boroughs,

He has a few words for us before we get started.

-This is Mr. Smith.

Good, good, good, good, good.

-Oh, good, yeah.

Still drinking this.

-It's okay.

-Oh, sorry.

-Okay.

-Let's just be here. Come on.

I'm sorry.

-Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

instead of -- instead of me.

with a friend or somebody

if next time you could just, like, process it

So I'd appreciate it, maybe,

I don't need to know about that kind of thing.

To be honest,

Um...yeah.

where I'm allowed to be anything about that.

You -- you know, we don't have a relationship

-Um...

-Are you upset?

Okay.

-Oh.

-I slept with Milo.

and I'll never get mad at you for being honest.

-You don't have to tell me anything you don't want to,

but I'm not sure if I'm supposed to.

wanna tell you,

-Yeah, there's something I, um...

-You wanna talk about it, don't you?

-[ Sighs ]

-Yeah, let's just sit. -Okay.

Or, we could just sit here.

-Well, I'm here if you wanna talk about it.

at, uh, compartmentalizing.

-I'm just realizing I'm really bad

-Well, it depends how stupid.

-Will it fix stupid decisions?

-And it's guaranteed to fix anything.

It's bone broth. -Mmm.

Here, have some of this.

[ Laughs ]

-Oh.

-This is probably how you feel about me.

-Oh, no. -What?

-[ Chuckles ]

I don't know why I listened to her.

She's 21. She doesn't know anything.

[ Grunts ]

Oh, my God. That was a terrible idea.

-Oh, my God. Hi.

-Hey.

can't fight it.

The sky's blue, grass is green,

for me to be closeted or to keep it to myself.

-It wasn't really an option... [ Door closes loudly ]

your ass can do it.

So just believe in yourself.

If my gay black ass from the South can do it,

You're too black. You're too gay."

You're not gonna be able to do that.

...people told me over and over again,

-All right.

-Being an openly gay black man in the South...

-All right, brother. Feel better, okay?

-Aww. -[ Sniffles ]

People need a little help coming out of their cocoon.

-I've been comfortable with being gay for a long time.

-Being someone's side piece should never feel normal.

-Well, it's been so long, it sort of feels normal.

-You can't just say that like it's, like, normal.

if she didn't have a husband.

-[ Sighing ] She's my would-be girlfriend,

-Wait, who's Mari?

who I'm supposed to see right now.

But I have a Mari,

-No.

-Oh. Do you have a boyfriend?

and like the bottom of my stomach has fallen out.

I feel, like, this hole in my chest

because I slept with Milo.

-Isn't that a win?

-Not because of the cleaning,

You really never know what's under the lip of a Solo cup.

That's why I told you to use gloves.

-Yeah.

-Oh, God, I feel so dirty.

♪ To show you who I am ♪

♪ But now darkness won't allow me ♪

♪ The window always shows me where I am ♪

♪♪

-♪ Woke up feelin' bad again ♪

[ Crying ]

[ Both breathing heavily ]

I'm sorry.

[ Exhales sharply ]

-Hey. -Yeah.

-Aah.

You okay?

-What?

-You're not supposed to be here.

♪♪

♪ We'll always been the one tough act to follow ♪

[ Music becoming distorted ]

♪♪

♪ Fallin' out the window, hit me back tomorrow ♪

-♪ Yellow tinted lenses and a pink gelato ♪

[ Cautious Clay's "Cold War" plays ]

-You should stay over.

-♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo ♪

-I have the --

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

Let me know if it's small or if it's big.

And then call me after.

But you let that sweet boy take care of you tonight, okay?

They married.

Look, I gotta bounce.

-Girl, we got serious problems if you can't hear his name.

-Why would you say his name out loud?

when she not with you is her business.

is your business.

Just like whatever she did with Mateo

Look, whatever you do when you're not with her

-She don't own you.

-What about Mari?

He's cute, he's into you, and he's here.

-Stop playing hard to get.

I'm too sweaty to be cute.

You ain't slick.

-Oh.

You and Milo are so cute.

-Okurr! [ Laughs ]

-♪ Needed a spice of life, it's never been a mild one ♪

-Don't go, uh --

-[ Giggling ] I'm gonna get water.

-Mm, great.

♪ I'm feeling good, I'm feeling free ♪

♪ Doo-doo, doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo, doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo, doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo, doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo, doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo, doo ♪

-♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo ♪

-I know about it.

-I don't know about this. -I will -- I will take it.

and I think we should all take it.

-My ex's new girlfriend just gave me a bunch of Molly,

-Dude, you gotta do something about it, then.

but I don't want Le Playground to change.

-I never thought I'd say this,

-Mm-hmm. -Yes!

-Cool.

-Do you guys want some drinks?

but for little kids, right?

-Pretty much. -Yeah.

-It's like the Soho House,

-We've been taken over.

-Well, technically, it's Top Tier Tots.

-Actually, we work at the same place

called Le Playground.

-No. -No.

-So, are you guys all writers?

-I'm Ollie. -Technically, I'm her work wife.

-Hey, what's up? -Hi.

-Ollie, I want you to meet my friend Robbie.

-Um, I'm just taking a quick breather.

-Oh. -Now.

-Milo, we're dancing.

-Yo, what up, what up, what up, Is?

Yo, this party is lit, minus all these little rugrats.

-I would love to.

-But -- But you should definitely go there.

I might come. -Yeah?

You should definitely check it out.

just on the dance floor with the lights.

there is, um, this amazing spot

-So...

-No, but thanks for the offer.

I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom.

-Do you want company?

I can pretend like it's not happening.

Just as long as I don't see it with my own eyes,

and I thought I was over it, but I'm not.

My ex is here with someone else,

-Yeah.

Sorry, I'm just kind of bumming.

I'm talking to Brie, yeah?

-♪ Yeah, is this what you wanna do ♪

Slightly less annoying. -It's not. Right. I'm sorry.

There should be an age between 29 and 30, right?

-I can't believe I'm turning 30 next week.

-Kind of the same.

of turning my old bedroom into a gym.

It was like we didn't exist before him.

I cried all day when my mom even hinted at the idea

-That sucks, I'm sorry.

and changed the whole house.

When he married my mom, he moved in here

-Yeah, well, of course he is.

He seems really proud of this place.

-I can't believe he actually made, like, most of this stuff.

It's kinda one of the benefits of the divorce, honestly.

they pretty much let me do whatever.

-I mean, as long as there are no, like, stain-rings

on Jesse's precious tables,

that you're throwing a full-blown rager?

-So your parents wouldn't care

for whatever goes wrong.

But if it does, I will definitely take the heat

I mean, nothing's gonna happen.

We're just in my house with my friends.

-Are you sure this is okay?

-Dude, totally.

-♪ Wake up, make money ♪

-Yeah.

-Now, when you say a few, you mean a few, right?

Is that chill with you?

I was gonna have some peeps over, just a few.

Sure.

-Cool. Um, Is? -Yeah?

-Yeah.

-[ Grunts ]

Are you gonna be around?

-Yeah.

Um...are you, like, chilling for a little bit?

-Hi.

-Are you gonna pull through?

-Yeah.

-That was -- That was kinda rough.

Ohh.

Ow!

-Um -- -Ohh, yeah, right there.

-[ Grunts ]

-Ooh! -Ooh!

[ Screams ]

Watch this!

-You guys!

-Oh, I'm the thirsty one.

-You're so thirsty.

-Is she cute?

but not even she could get me to try.

-Yeah, my friend Cam skates,

on a skateboard before.

I can't believe you never stepped foot

Whoo!

-You're doing so good.

-[ Screaming, laughing ]

-You're doing great, Iso!

♪ We dance all day, we never stop ♪

♪ Dance all day, we never stop ♪

♪ Y'all know what's up ♪

♪ Hey, party people, keep it up ♪

♪ Keep on movin', don't stop ♪

♪ From the bottom of the heap to the top ♪

♪ Gonna mix it up ♪

♪ Party people, let's heat it up ♪

♪ Hey, party people, what you doin' ♪

♪ Gonna ♪

♪ Gonna break it down ♪

♪ Hey, party people, what you doin' ♪

♪ Come on! Come on! ♪

-♪ Ah ♪

♪♪

-♪ I got a better team ♪

Miss.

You're only young once, Miss.

-Yeah, we're good. -No, come on!

-Do you and your co-worker

'Cause it's free with every rental.

wanna come on a free skate tour of the neighborhood?

-Friend. -Co-worker.

-Yeah.

-Hey! So, do you skate?

-You have. -I'm sorry.

[ Normal voice ] But do you and your, um --

-[ Whispering ] I feel like I've been the worst host.

-♪ They bring that attitude ♪

-How's the writing going? -It's not.

-Hey. -Hey.

-♪ Ain't got no time for your pettiness hating ♪

-Oh.

-♪ Bye, bye, you basic ♪

-I am not a ma'am.

-Whoo!

[ Knocking at door ]

-♪ La, la, la, la, I can't hear you ♪

-I'm sorry, that is solid ma'am range.

I'm not a ma'am.

-I am 29, okay?

unless you were acting like a ma'am, ma'am.

-I wouldn't have ma'amed you

-Did you just ma'am me?

-Okay, I'm sorry, ma'am. We will keep it down.

because you've been playing for, like, two hours.

so I could get some work done,

I just wish you were a little bit quieter

-Okay, that's actually, like, not how it works.

We're two people.

so you're getting what you paid for.

You paid to share the house with two people,

You really need to chill, dude.

-So, I still haven't done the laundry.

-So...

-Um, I am.

after you did your laundry.

-Hey, I thought you said you were leaving

Let's do best of 11.

-No!

-That's game.

♪ Ain't talking trash, running their mouths ♪

♪ God is my witness ♪

♪ I hustle harder than the rest ♪

♪ I really, really good at handling my business ♪

♪ I can't hear you ♪

-♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.

-They have amazing sunsets in Red Hook.

That technically counts as research.

-I really have to write.

when you need a break.

-Well, maybe I could entertain you...

Because I finally have the place to myself,

so I'm going to write for the next few hours.

-Yeah, but no.

...you wanna hang out?

[ Exhales sharply ]

Ow.

So...

At least we'll have each other.

-Right, right. That thing.

-I was talking more about the evil corporate takeover.

Who looks good in this color?

Look at this shirt.

-I know, right?

-Can you believe that?

♪♪

-Oh, hell, nah. What?

new shirts!

That is why you've all got...

And you always take care of family.

but we are family.

You drive me up the wall,

-Yes.

-Do we get to keep our jobs? -[ Giggling ]

kids' entertainment company in the country.

-We are now part of the most upscale and exclusive

-Say what, now?

-Le Playground is franchising.

[ Loud squeaking, muffled laughter ]

We are now Top Tier Tots!

-That doesn't sound good.

that is going to be great for all of us.

But, I have figured something out

but I just wasn't able to make it work anymore.

the rent in the building has gone up.

We've been cutting corners and scaling back,

As you may or may not be aware,

-All right, I have an announcement.

[ Door opens ]

-Thank you.

-You don't know us. -...You don't know us.

Isobel, give him the stuff.

-But if they catch you...

-Milo, we just playing.

silky soft squares.

-...your delightful, luxurious,

-We need that. -No, we need that back.

and you can keep...

-Okay, then I'm just gonna take my weed,

-You are not the people. -You are not the people.

-[ Laughs ] -Well, what about me?

and giving it to the people.

I'm taking that bomb two-ply

-Of course, it's me!

-It's you, isn't it?

[ Laughter ]

from her office.

-Wait, what was the last one about?

-Who keeps stealing the two-ply tissue

It's like we got one every week these days.

What did we do now? -I know.

What is up with another employee meeting?

♪♪

Hey, Stephania.

-Again?

[ Phone vibrating ]

intruding on my house.

I don't want to, like, intrude on you

-Just till it's done.

so I kind of just wanted to sneak in and avoid Jesse.

-Are you planning on staying for long?

I knew they were going out of town this weekend,

I just came by to do some laundry.

-Yeah. Clearly.

-Oh.

She didn't mention you were coming.

I'm Rachel's daughter.

-I used my key.

Sorry, wait, how did you get in?

-Your key?

-Oh, yeah. That's me.

-Uh, Isobel.

Who are you?

-Um, I'm Ollie.

Who are you?

-Oh, my God!

♪ Oh, I wanna dance, I wanna groove ♪

♪♪

♪ I'm gonna find a way to get next to you ♪

♪ Hold tight, all night long ♪

-♪ Oh, I wanna shake, I wanna move ♪

[ Glass shatters ] - Oh. Mother --

Have fun!

-Yeah, on it!

-How could I?

-Would you mind getting the door?

-But don't forget to use the coasters.

Enjoy the peace and quiet, Isobel.

-Babe, we should really get going.

to create a sanctuary of peace.

-Takes a lot of noise

without Jesse drilling or sawing something.

It's hard to go a day

-Oh, well, it's a good thing we'll be out of your hair.

-I'm just locking myself away to write.

-Any big plans for the weekend?

but I left them on the fridge anyway.

♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪

-So you already have our numbers,

♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪