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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:24,399 --> 00:02:27,196 Order. Quiet! 2 00:02:27,267 --> 00:02:30,168 Order. Order. There's too much noise in here. 3 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,762 What? Never mind who's making the noise. 4 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,830 I want it quiet in here. 5 00:02:34,908 --> 00:02:38,071 And you down there stop that whispering! 6 00:02:38,144 --> 00:02:40,806 This is a court of law, not a public library. 7 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,178 Oh, sorry, Your Honor. 8 00:02:43,249 --> 00:02:45,739 Uh, are the parties present in the matter... 9 00:02:45,818 --> 00:02:47,809 of Mrs. Ellen Wagstaff Arden? 10 00:02:51,324 --> 00:02:53,985 Mr. Nicholas Arden? 11 00:02:54,060 --> 00:02:57,051 - Present. - I don't want to bother with this. 12 00:02:57,129 --> 00:02:59,597 It looks too complicated. Let it wait. 13 00:02:59,664 --> 00:03:01,927 Wasn't I supposed to marry some people? 14 00:03:01,999 --> 00:03:04,661 - Where are they? Wasn't that for today? - If Your Honor please 15 00:03:04,735 --> 00:03:07,000 Just be still. 16 00:03:07,071 --> 00:03:10,130 Aren't you the party that was doing all that whispering down there? 17 00:03:10,207 --> 00:03:12,470 - Well - Just be quiet. 18 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:15,568 What do you mean, "the same fellow"? This is a petition. 19 00:03:15,645 --> 00:03:18,136 - Well, his wife is the one that - Oh, really? 20 00:03:18,214 --> 00:03:20,205 Where does it say that? 21 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,613 Well, what do you know about that? 22 00:03:24,687 --> 00:03:28,053 - Are you, uh, Nicholas Arden? - Yes, Your Honor. 23 00:03:28,123 --> 00:03:31,320 - I am, Your Honor. - Aren't you represented by counsel? 24 00:03:31,393 --> 00:03:34,726 I'm a member of the bar, Your Honor. I'm presenting my own case. 25 00:03:34,796 --> 00:03:37,287 Oh, trying to save yourself a buck or two, huh? 26 00:03:37,366 --> 00:03:40,199 Here. "Airplane crash in Pacific Ocean." 27 00:03:40,269 --> 00:03:44,068 Uh, yes, sir. My wife was aboard the plane that was forced down in the storm. 28 00:03:44,138 --> 00:03:46,072 It's been five years, Your Honor. 29 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:48,403 This is a petition to have her declared legally dead. 30 00:03:48,475 --> 00:03:51,103 Is that what it says in here? 31 00:03:51,179 --> 00:03:54,306 - Sorry, sir. - Not at all. It was very nice of you to tell me. 32 00:03:54,381 --> 00:03:57,043 Now let's see what I can find. 33 00:03:57,117 --> 00:04:00,018 "Ellen Wagstaff Arden. 34 00:04:00,086 --> 00:04:02,486 Two infant children." 35 00:04:02,556 --> 00:04:05,183 Oh, how tragic. 36 00:04:05,257 --> 00:04:08,454 That's sad. Very sad. 37 00:04:08,527 --> 00:04:11,893 Two little babies, and you let her fly off to a watery grave? 38 00:04:11,963 --> 00:04:13,955 Well, we both flew off, Your Honor. 39 00:04:14,033 --> 00:04:16,023 Uh, I had business in Australia. 40 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:20,400 She'd had so much trouble with the children the teething and all that I took her with me. 41 00:04:20,471 --> 00:04:22,405 Yes, it says so here. 42 00:04:22,473 --> 00:04:26,307 Let's see. "En route from refueling stop... 43 00:04:26,376 --> 00:04:28,742 forced down in rough seas." 44 00:04:28,812 --> 00:04:31,975 Let's see here. "Life raft." 45 00:04:34,218 --> 00:04:36,447 Young woman... 46 00:04:36,519 --> 00:04:40,011 would you stop jangling those cowbells? 47 00:04:40,089 --> 00:04:42,114 You mean these, Your Honor? 48 00:04:42,191 --> 00:04:46,092 If I hear one more jingle jangle, I'll really get after you. 49 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:49,028 There's such a thing as contempt of court, you know. 50 00:04:49,097 --> 00:04:52,157 - Weren't you in the same life raft? - Well, no, sir. 51 00:04:52,234 --> 00:04:54,759 The women took the first rafts. The men took what were left. 52 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,827 We were all separated during a storm. 53 00:04:56,904 --> 00:04:59,635 - It's all right here in the brief. - Keep your hands out. 54 00:05:02,409 --> 00:05:05,310 Is something wrong, Your Honor? 55 00:05:05,379 --> 00:05:08,542 Yes, there's plenty wrong. My arthritis is killing me. 56 00:05:08,616 --> 00:05:11,846 And your jabbering isn't helping me get out of here any faster. 57 00:05:11,918 --> 00:05:14,682 - Now, just stick to the facts. - They're in my brief. 58 00:05:14,754 --> 00:05:17,018 Then stop interrupting and let me read them! 59 00:05:17,091 --> 00:05:19,650 Is there any proof of loss? 60 00:05:19,726 --> 00:05:21,887 Uh, page seven, I believe. 61 00:05:21,961 --> 00:05:24,623 I see. 62 00:05:24,697 --> 00:05:27,665 Oh, that's page four, Your Honor. 63 00:05:27,734 --> 00:05:31,225 I know it's page four. It says "page four" right here. 64 00:05:34,339 --> 00:05:37,705 Oh, yes. Here it is. It's page seven! 65 00:05:39,143 --> 00:05:41,077 Any depositions? 66 00:05:41,145 --> 00:05:43,204 Uh, they begin here on page 67 00:05:44,515 --> 00:05:47,540 Where'd you study law anyway? 68 00:05:47,618 --> 00:05:50,382 - Harvard, sir. - Yeah? Might have known. 69 00:05:50,453 --> 00:05:52,388 A Yale man myself. 70 00:05:52,455 --> 00:05:55,049 Well, let's see. "Husband" 71 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:58,856 Your Honor will see that there is, uh, no opposition to this petition. 72 00:05:58,928 --> 00:06:00,918 And all survivors agreed that, uh 73 00:06:00,996 --> 00:06:03,965 - "Said Ellen Wagstaff Arden had been swept overboard - Swept overboard... 74 00:06:04,034 --> 00:06:05,967 "Before aid could reach her. 75 00:06:06,035 --> 00:06:07,968 - Deposition appended." - Quiet! 76 00:06:08,037 --> 00:06:10,528 - Well, I'd like to explain, sir. - There's nothing to explain. 77 00:06:10,605 --> 00:06:12,835 Testimony is here. Sworn affidavits. 78 00:06:12,907 --> 00:06:14,899 No evidence to the contrary. 79 00:06:14,976 --> 00:06:16,910 The law is clear. 80 00:06:16,978 --> 00:06:20,846 I hereby pronounce Ellen Wagstaff Arden legally dead. 81 00:06:20,915 --> 00:06:23,042 Wasn't I supposed to marry somebody? 82 00:06:23,117 --> 00:06:25,084 Yes, Your Honor. 83 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:32,084 - Us. - What? Already? 84 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:34,649 Well, it's been five years, Your Honor. 85 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:37,025 Five seconds in the eyes of the law. 86 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:39,963 Your wife wasn't dead until I said she was dead. 87 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:42,796 Sure you don't want more time to think about it? 88 00:06:42,868 --> 00:06:46,304 - Oh, I'm sure he doesn't. - I didn't ask you, young lady. 89 00:06:46,371 --> 00:06:48,704 Your interruptions have been prolonging this case... 90 00:06:48,774 --> 00:06:51,936 and causing me extreme mental and physical discomfort. 91 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:56,106 I'm sorry, Your Honor. I know how painful arthritis can be. 92 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:59,173 Oh, you do? Do you know the kind I've got? 93 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:02,378 Where your bones begin to crumble like old peanut brittle? 94 00:07:02,453 --> 00:07:05,445 Has Your Honor ever considered psychotherapy? 95 00:07:05,522 --> 00:07:08,116 Are you one of those couch nuts? 96 00:07:08,191 --> 00:07:11,093 Well, if you mean psychoanalysis... 97 00:07:11,161 --> 00:07:14,391 surely Your Honor doesn't discount the contributions Freud has made... 98 00:07:14,464 --> 00:07:16,660 to the relief of human suffering. 99 00:07:16,734 --> 00:07:19,860 Freud's dead, probably from arthritis. 100 00:07:19,935 --> 00:07:23,394 Now, just be quiet, if that's possible. 101 00:07:23,472 --> 00:07:25,463 Well, are you gonna answer the question... 102 00:07:25,541 --> 00:07:28,771 or is she going to talk for you the rest of your life? 103 00:07:30,712 --> 00:07:33,408 - I've forgotten the question, Your Honor. - Darling, he asked you 104 00:07:33,481 --> 00:07:35,643 Uh-uh-uh! 105 00:07:35,717 --> 00:07:37,911 I asked if you wanted to marry this woman. 106 00:07:37,985 --> 00:07:40,317 Why, certainly, Your Honor. 107 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:43,414 Harvard man. 108 00:07:49,062 --> 00:07:51,792 Can we have some pictures, Captain? This is front-page news. 109 00:07:51,865 --> 00:07:54,595 - Five years on a desert island. - Mrs. Arden! Mrs. Arden! 110 00:07:54,667 --> 00:07:57,659 - Where you going? - I've got to call my family. Where's the nearest phone? 111 00:07:57,737 --> 00:08:00,728 - Oh, the booth's over there, Mrs. Arden. - Thank you. 112 00:08:00,806 --> 00:08:03,832 - Oh! Does anybody have a nickel? - Phone calls are a dime now. 113 00:08:03,909 --> 00:08:06,241 - A dime? Why? - Stamps are a nickel. 114 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:08,643 - Oh. - Would you like for me to make the call? 115 00:08:08,714 --> 00:08:11,204 - Break the news to them for you? - Oh. Uh 116 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:13,773 Five years. It may be a bit of a shock to them. 117 00:08:13,852 --> 00:08:17,582 Thank you very much, Captain, but if you don't mind, I'd like to. 118 00:08:23,027 --> 00:08:26,895 This is the greatest Navy rescue since we fished Gordon Cooper out of the drink. 119 00:08:33,069 --> 00:08:36,196 - You have dialed an incorrect number. - Oh, Operator, are you sure 120 00:08:36,272 --> 00:08:39,935 Please be sure that you are calling the right number and are dialing correctly. 121 00:08:40,009 --> 00:08:42,341 - I know it's right, Operator. - This is a recording. 122 00:08:42,411 --> 00:08:45,208 - I-It's my home. - You have dialed an incorrect number. 123 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,214 Crestview 5-4699 in 124 00:08:47,282 --> 00:08:49,773 Be sure you are calling the right number and are dialing correctly. 125 00:08:49,851 --> 00:08:53,015 - But it is the right number. It's always been our - This is a recording. 126 00:08:53,088 --> 00:08:55,317 You have dialed an incorrect 127 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:07,164 - Operator. - Operator, I'm dialing Crestview 5-4699... 128 00:09:07,234 --> 00:09:10,226 and a recording said that I have dialed an incorrect number. 129 00:09:10,303 --> 00:09:13,966 I know it's the correct number because for the past eight years we have had the same number. 130 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,372 Crestview 5-4699... 131 00:09:16,442 --> 00:09:19,104 is now 275-4699. 132 00:09:19,178 --> 00:09:22,169 275-46 Oh! Whatever it is, would you please get it for me? 133 00:09:22,248 --> 00:09:27,207 - Thank you. - You may dial 275-4699 direct. 134 00:09:27,286 --> 00:09:30,118 - 275 - 4699. 135 00:09:30,188 --> 00:09:34,180 - Thank you. - The area code is 213. 136 00:09:34,259 --> 00:09:36,591 - What's the area code? - 213. 137 00:09:36,661 --> 00:09:38,594 213. 138 00:09:38,663 --> 00:09:41,597 - You may dial 275-4699 - Wait. 139 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:44,156 By first dialing 213. 140 00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:48,672 213-275-4699. 141 00:09:48,739 --> 00:09:50,831 213-475 142 00:09:50,907 --> 00:09:56,242 - No. 213-275-4699. - Oh! 143 00:09:56,312 --> 00:10:00,146 - Oh! - Would you care to make a note of that? 144 00:10:00,216 --> 00:10:02,707 Operator, would you just wait a minute, please? 145 00:10:02,785 --> 00:10:04,718 Does anyone have a pencil? 146 00:10:04,787 --> 00:10:08,119 We can drive you home a lot faster than you can get that call through, ma'am. 147 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,249 - Would you? Thank you. - The navy's pleasure. 148 00:10:10,325 --> 00:10:13,487 - Oh, but first we'd like to get some pictures. - Pictures? 149 00:10:13,561 --> 00:10:16,860 For the newspapers. Mrs. Arden, you're a real public interest story. 150 00:10:16,931 --> 00:10:20,992 Oh, no. Please don't. No, I'd like to see my children first. 151 00:10:21,068 --> 00:10:24,435 - Uh, y-you do understand that. - Well, of course. 152 00:10:24,505 --> 00:10:28,235 It'll be enough of an adjustment they'll have to make without the worid looking on. 153 00:10:28,308 --> 00:10:30,902 You take all the time you need, Mrs. Arden. 154 00:10:30,977 --> 00:10:33,241 - After all, this is the silent service. - Thank you. 155 00:10:33,313 --> 00:10:36,577 - We have a car waiting for you, Mrs. Arden, right this way. - Oh, good. Excuse me. 156 00:10:40,753 --> 00:10:44,119 Oh, Dr. Schlick was so right. 157 00:10:44,188 --> 00:10:48,522 I'm really ready for a ripe, mature relationship now. 158 00:10:48,593 --> 00:10:50,584 Is that why you married me? 159 00:10:50,662 --> 00:10:54,325 - Just a prescription from your analyst? - Don't be silly, darling. 160 00:10:54,399 --> 00:10:56,890 I can hardly wait to get to Monterey. 161 00:10:56,968 --> 00:10:58,935 Uh, you'll have to. 162 00:10:59,003 --> 00:11:02,699 The State Highway Commission frowns on commencing a honeymoon in a vehicle. 163 00:11:02,773 --> 00:11:04,764 - Hmm? - It's a moving violation. 164 00:11:18,921 --> 00:11:20,912 Thank you very much. 165 00:11:22,091 --> 00:11:25,026 Thank the whole United States Navy! 166 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:47,739 - It's your turn. - I can beat you! 167 00:11:47,814 --> 00:11:49,783 - No, you can't! - Yes, I can! 168 00:11:49,850 --> 00:11:52,818 - You missed! You missed! - I did not. 169 00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:55,877 You did too. You stepped right on the crack. 170 00:11:55,955 --> 00:11:58,321 I did not. Anyway, you made me. 171 00:11:58,391 --> 00:12:00,621 You have to start over again. 172 00:12:00,693 --> 00:12:05,026 You splashed water in my eyes. No fair! 173 00:12:16,774 --> 00:12:18,708 Stop splashing. 174 00:12:18,776 --> 00:12:20,766 That's no fair. 175 00:12:34,857 --> 00:12:36,792 - Hello. - Hello. 176 00:12:38,661 --> 00:12:40,595 - Hi. - Shh. 177 00:12:40,663 --> 00:12:42,722 I'm walking a tightrope. 178 00:12:42,798 --> 00:12:45,595 Oh, well, I see you are, and you're doing very nicely. 179 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:47,761 Who are you? 180 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:53,534 I don't think you remember me, but I remember you. 181 00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:55,473 Are you a lady or a man? 182 00:12:58,446 --> 00:13:01,381 - I used to be a lady. - Are you a sailor? 183 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,383 Well, not really, no. 184 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,509 Some sailors helped Daddy look for our mother once. 185 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,577 She drowned, in the ocean. 186 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,385 - Did she? - Long time ago. 187 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,620 We're the only one in our whole school who has a "drownded" mother. 188 00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:22,632 Would you like to have her back? 189 00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:26,894 Can't have her back. She's "drownded." 190 00:13:26,971 --> 00:13:28,996 Like this glug, glug, glug. 191 00:13:35,345 --> 00:13:39,247 Um, tell me something. Do you miss her? 192 00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:43,616 Every Easter, Daddy takes us to put flowers on her grave. 193 00:13:43,687 --> 00:13:45,620 Her grave? 194 00:13:45,689 --> 00:13:48,680 Don't be sad. She's not in the grave. 195 00:13:48,759 --> 00:13:52,250 She's at the bottom of the ocean the deepest part. 196 00:13:52,328 --> 00:13:54,558 Oh, I know. 197 00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:57,622 Tell me about your school, what you do and everything. 198 00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:01,157 We're not supposed to talk to strangers. 199 00:14:01,237 --> 00:14:04,262 L I'm not really a stranger. I know your daddy. 200 00:14:04,339 --> 00:14:06,671 - Our grandma too? - Yes. 201 00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:10,269 - She's inside. - Well, first I wanted to see you. 202 00:14:10,345 --> 00:14:14,974 - What for? - Because I heard that you were both so pretty. 203 00:14:18,285 --> 00:14:20,775 And you are so pretty. 204 00:14:22,555 --> 00:14:24,853 Are you gonna cry? 205 00:14:31,563 --> 00:14:33,555 She was crying, that lady. 206 00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:36,295 - She was not. - She was so. 207 00:14:36,436 --> 00:14:39,268 Aw, she's just goofy. 208 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:46,667 You'll find a chicken in the freezer, Maria... 209 00:14:46,745 --> 00:14:49,804 and-and that is what we are going to have for dinner. 210 00:14:49,881 --> 00:14:51,815 - Freezer? - In the freezer. 211 00:14:51,883 --> 00:14:53,976 - Fr o? - A chicken for dinner. 212 00:14:54,051 --> 00:14:57,020 Sabe? 213 00:14:57,088 --> 00:14:59,854 Listen carefully, Mari 214 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,512 We're going to have chicken, you know? 215 00:15:02,589 --> 00:15:04,523 - Chicken. - "Cheeken." 216 00:15:04,591 --> 00:15:08,082 - Ah, s , s , se ora! 217 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,153 - Pollo. Bueno. - Yeah. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 218 00:15:12,431 --> 00:15:14,592 And there will be a man. 219 00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:16,600 - Un hombre. - Hombre? 220 00:15:16,668 --> 00:15:18,636 - Come here. Aqu . - Aqu ? 221 00:15:18,703 --> 00:15:21,104 To wash the windows. 222 00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:23,437 Sabe "wash windows"? 223 00:15:23,509 --> 00:15:26,500 - "Weendows"? - S . "Weendows." 224 00:15:27,513 --> 00:15:29,878 Wash the "weendows." 225 00:15:31,015 --> 00:15:34,348 Oh. Here he is now. I'll tell him myself. 226 00:15:34,418 --> 00:15:37,546 I want him to start in the den. And, Maria, you go get the pollo. 227 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,527 If you'll just follow me, I'll show you where I want you to start. 228 00:15:46,596 --> 00:15:48,996 Grace. 229 00:15:49,065 --> 00:15:51,862 Now, don't get scared. 230 00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:55,036 Grace! 231 00:15:56,104 --> 00:15:58,038 Grace, darling? 232 00:15:58,106 --> 00:16:00,439 Grace, darling, are you all right? 233 00:16:00,508 --> 00:16:04,069 I'm sorry. For a minute I imagined my daughter-in 234 00:16:04,145 --> 00:16:06,079 Yeah. 235 00:16:06,147 --> 00:16:09,810 Oh, Grace! No! Grace, don't do Oh, Grace. 236 00:16:09,884 --> 00:16:13,285 Grace. Oh, dear. 237 00:16:20,894 --> 00:16:24,489 Grace? Grace! 238 00:16:25,566 --> 00:16:27,499 Oh. 239 00:16:31,737 --> 00:16:34,136 Oh! Oh! 240 00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:36,902 Oh, Grace. Oh, Grace, I'm sorry. 241 00:16:36,975 --> 00:16:38,909 Oh, Grace! 242 00:16:38,977 --> 00:16:42,640 Oh, good heavens. It's true. 243 00:16:42,714 --> 00:16:45,547 - Oh. Oh. - Ellen, you're alive. 244 00:16:45,616 --> 00:16:48,950 Yes, darling, I am. I am. 245 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:51,351 Oh, come on. Let me help you up. 246 00:16:51,422 --> 00:16:55,415 Oh, I tried to call you to break it to you gently... 247 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,858 but I-I couldn't get through. 248 00:16:57,928 --> 00:16:59,862 Oh, I'm sorry. 249 00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:02,591 Oh, I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. 250 00:17:02,665 --> 00:17:05,657 - Pinch me. - Oh. Maybe I'd better get you a sip of brandy. 251 00:17:05,735 --> 00:17:07,862 Make it a fifth. 252 00:17:07,937 --> 00:17:10,064 - Ellen! - What? 253 00:17:10,139 --> 00:17:12,470 Where have you been? 254 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:15,533 On an island in the Pacific and then on a submarine. 255 00:17:15,611 --> 00:17:18,341 - Submarine? - I'll tell you about it later. 256 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:22,041 But first, tell me, how's Nicky? 257 00:17:23,484 --> 00:17:26,476 Nicky. 258 00:17:26,554 --> 00:17:29,387 Grace? What is it? He's all right, isn't he? 259 00:17:29,457 --> 00:17:31,448 - Nicky's fine. - Oh, thank God. 260 00:17:31,525 --> 00:17:34,323 - Nicky's just fine. - Oh. 261 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,589 Well, then what are you crying about? 262 00:17:37,664 --> 00:17:42,328 Well, it's gonna be such a shock to him to find out you're back. 263 00:17:42,402 --> 00:17:46,065 Oh, I know it is, and we've got to figure out a way to tell him. 264 00:17:46,139 --> 00:17:49,130 - Yes. - What am I gonna do? Maybe I should call the office. 265 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,199 - Oh. - I want to call him right now. 266 00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:54,269 Uh, no! No, don't. 267 00:17:54,346 --> 00:17:57,281 - Don't call him? - Well, he's not there. 268 00:17:57,349 --> 00:17:59,374 - Oh, are you sure? - I'm sure. 269 00:17:59,451 --> 00:18:03,284 - Oh. Where is he? - Uh, have you seen the children? 270 00:18:03,354 --> 00:18:05,618 Oh, yes, when I came in. 271 00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:08,386 Oh, Grace. 272 00:18:08,459 --> 00:18:10,950 Oh, they're so beautiful. 273 00:18:11,028 --> 00:18:13,053 Did they recognize you? 274 00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:17,396 Of course not, and I didn't know how to tell them without Nicky. 275 00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:22,268 - Where is he? - Uh, perhaps first you'd better take a bath. 276 00:18:22,338 --> 00:18:24,569 - I don't want a bath! - Well, take one anyway. 277 00:18:24,641 --> 00:18:28,132 - Grace, what's the matter with you? - Matter? 278 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:31,668 - Are you hiding something from me? - Hiding? Oh! 279 00:18:31,747 --> 00:18:35,079 Me? Don't be silly. 280 00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:38,517 Uh, maybe I'd better get you that drink. 281 00:18:38,587 --> 00:18:41,680 You know perfectly well I don't drink. 282 00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:45,487 - You will. - Grace! 283 00:18:46,694 --> 00:18:49,857 What are you trying to tell me? 284 00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:51,864 Let me do that. 285 00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:53,923 Now, what happened? 286 00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,935 Um, Ellen... 287 00:18:57,004 --> 00:18:58,995 Nick's married. 288 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,838 I'm sorry, dear. 289 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,846 I'm so sorry. 290 00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:24,951 Ellen, you know... 291 00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:28,430 Nick loves you more than anything in the worid. 292 00:19:28,499 --> 00:19:31,798 And nobody dreamed that you 293 00:19:41,044 --> 00:19:43,944 Five years is a long time, darling. 294 00:19:45,548 --> 00:19:49,449 Can't expect a healthy man to wait forever. 295 00:19:51,587 --> 00:19:54,249 Just how long did he wait? 296 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,917 Until this morning. 297 00:19:56,992 --> 00:19:59,221 This this morning? 298 00:19:59,293 --> 00:20:01,284 Yes, about 299 00:20:02,464 --> 00:20:04,693 Ellen, you're not too late. 300 00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:07,462 - Come on. - Grace, what are you doing? 301 00:20:07,535 --> 00:20:10,332 Calling the airline, get you out on the next flight. 302 00:20:10,404 --> 00:20:14,204 - What flight? Where? - You'll be at the hotel before they arrive. 303 00:20:14,274 --> 00:20:18,267 - I can't do that, Grace! - Why can't you? You're his wife. 304 00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:20,643 - So is she. - She's his bride. 305 00:20:20,714 --> 00:20:22,738 - What's the difference? - A honeymoon. 306 00:20:22,815 --> 00:20:26,114 And you're not gonna let them have one. 307 00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:28,779 But first we gotta find you something to wear... 308 00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:31,721 then I'll call for the next flight to Monterey. 309 00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:33,724 - Monterey? - Yeah. 310 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:36,956 - You mean he's taking her to our hotel? - Yes. 311 00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:39,758 Doesn't that make you fighting mad? 312 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,971 Oh, no. 313 00:20:52,142 --> 00:20:54,940 I think that's terribly sweet. 314 00:20:55,012 --> 00:20:57,980 Oh, brother. You have been away. 315 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,039 Oh, we had such a lovely honeymoon there. 316 00:21:01,117 --> 00:21:02,744 Come on! 317 00:21:11,193 --> 00:21:13,185 Oh, I'm sorry. 318 00:21:15,931 --> 00:21:17,922 Keep the change. 319 00:21:42,455 --> 00:21:45,822 - Uh, yes, ma'am? - Pardon me. Has Mr. Nicholas Arden arrived yet? 320 00:21:45,892 --> 00:21:48,486 - Oh, we're expecting him shortly. - Oh. 321 00:21:48,561 --> 00:21:51,188 - Would you like to leave a message? - Oh, no, thank you. 322 00:21:51,263 --> 00:21:53,754 I'd rather surp I'll just wait. 323 00:22:25,394 --> 00:22:29,194 No, please. Leave the makeup kit straight up, quickly. 324 00:22:40,775 --> 00:22:43,505 I believe you have a reservation for me Arden. 325 00:22:43,578 --> 00:22:45,705 Oh, yes. Mr. Nicholas Arden. 326 00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:47,713 And Mrs. Arden. 327 00:22:47,782 --> 00:22:50,910 Mr. And Mrs. Arden, how very nice to have you with us. 328 00:22:50,984 --> 00:22:53,214 - Thank you, sir. - Suite "A," I believe. 329 00:22:53,287 --> 00:22:58,224 - Yes, Mr. Codd. - "A"? Don't you have something else? 330 00:22:58,291 --> 00:23:02,523 - Well, it's our very best. After all, the honeymoon - I know, but I can't. 331 00:23:02,595 --> 00:23:05,325 I mean, I'd rather not. You must have something else. 332 00:23:05,398 --> 00:23:09,061 "C." It's not quite as large, and it hasn't been redecorated as late 333 00:23:09,135 --> 00:23:11,069 I'll take it. 334 00:23:11,136 --> 00:23:15,300 Boy. Suite "C" for Mr. And Mrs. Arden. 335 00:23:15,373 --> 00:23:17,307 Thank you. 336 00:23:17,374 --> 00:23:19,366 Oh, uh, Mr. Arden. 337 00:23:21,079 --> 00:23:26,072 I, uh Well, it's not that I have anything against Suite "A." 338 00:23:26,150 --> 00:23:28,310 I've been there before. You know. 339 00:24:21,468 --> 00:24:24,062 - That'll be all. Thank you. - You're welcome. 340 00:24:29,675 --> 00:24:32,166 Uh, would there be anything else, sir? 341 00:24:32,243 --> 00:24:35,644 Uh, no. No, thank you. That's all. 342 00:24:35,713 --> 00:24:37,647 - Uh - Thank you, sir. 343 00:24:37,715 --> 00:24:39,979 - Thank you, sir! - Good evening, Mr. Arden. 344 00:24:40,051 --> 00:24:42,212 Shall I serve this on the terrace? 345 00:24:42,287 --> 00:24:45,483 Hey. What's that? 346 00:24:45,555 --> 00:24:49,047 - Who ordered the champagne? - There's a message, sir. 347 00:24:58,335 --> 00:25:01,667 - Where is she? - She's down in the cocktail terrace, sir. 348 00:25:09,944 --> 00:25:12,743 Oh, darling. Champagne! 349 00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:14,748 How sweet. 350 00:25:14,816 --> 00:25:16,807 I- I thought you might like some. 351 00:25:16,885 --> 00:25:19,876 As if we really needed it. 352 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:22,581 Will there be anything else, sir? 353 00:25:22,656 --> 00:25:26,490 - Uh Darling, I'll be right back. - Where are you going? 354 00:25:26,561 --> 00:25:29,027 - I have to get some change. - Oh, darling. 355 00:25:29,096 --> 00:25:31,656 We can take care of that later. 356 00:25:31,732 --> 00:25:34,962 Oh, of course. Uh, enjoy the champagne. Good evening. 357 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:41,197 His... 358 00:25:41,274 --> 00:25:43,264 and hers. 359 00:25:43,343 --> 00:25:45,277 To us. 360 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:51,674 Darling, I'm the one who's supposed to be nervous. I'm the bride. 361 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:54,149 Well, that's what makes me nervous. I- I mean 362 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,949 Sweetheart, l I need some cigarettes. I better go get some. 363 00:25:57,022 --> 00:25:59,251 - I've got some cigarettes in the bedroom. - Filter tips? 364 00:25:59,323 --> 00:26:01,314 - Yes. - Can't stand filter tips. 365 00:26:01,392 --> 00:26:03,383 Oh, I'll snip them off for you. 366 00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:06,452 Uh, honey, i-it's Well, I need a shave. 367 00:26:06,529 --> 00:26:09,191 Oh, such a compulsive flight from reality. 368 00:26:09,265 --> 00:26:12,029 - You don't need a shave. - I do. 369 00:26:12,102 --> 00:26:14,366 Y It relaxes me. 370 00:26:14,437 --> 00:26:17,065 All right then. You shave here, and I'll watch. 371 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:19,631 Like Queen Victoria and Prince Albert. 372 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:22,643 It's not the shave, Albert I mean, it's the massage. 373 00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:25,475 It's what they do to your face with their fingers. 374 00:26:25,547 --> 00:26:29,381 Well, I have fingers too. 375 00:26:33,122 --> 00:26:36,420 But not hot towels! I'll be right back. 376 00:26:36,491 --> 00:26:39,654 From the barber stairs Down shop Stairs! 377 00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:58,540 - Oh, my dear. Don't push me. - I'm sorry. 378 00:26:58,612 --> 00:27:00,602 Don't push me. 379 00:27:08,187 --> 00:27:10,120 Ellen? 380 00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:23,834 Ellen? 381 00:27:28,205 --> 00:27:31,139 Oh, Ellen, it is! Yes. 382 00:27:34,011 --> 00:27:35,944 Oh, darling. 383 00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:40,515 That's all I wanted to know. 384 00:27:40,582 --> 00:27:42,516 Oh! 385 00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:55,989 - Oh, Ellen. I couldn't believe - Hold me, darling. 386 00:27:57,264 --> 00:27:59,630 Good Lord, Ellen. What happened? 387 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:01,930 We searched for you. We looked for you. 388 00:28:02,002 --> 00:28:04,937 - How did you What - Nicky. 389 00:28:05,005 --> 00:28:09,566 I can't tell you about five years in two seconds, darling. 390 00:28:15,849 --> 00:28:20,308 Besides, you have much more to tell me. 391 00:28:20,385 --> 00:28:23,821 Oh, you know about Bianca. 392 00:28:23,889 --> 00:28:26,687 - Oh, Nicky, how could you? - How could I? 393 00:28:26,758 --> 00:28:29,693 - The minute my back was turned. - The minute? Well 394 00:28:29,761 --> 00:28:32,423 I thought you loved me. All those years 395 00:28:32,498 --> 00:28:34,488 You know I love you. 396 00:28:35,933 --> 00:28:37,924 Oh, Nicky. 397 00:28:38,002 --> 00:28:40,492 We have such problems, don't you? 398 00:28:42,272 --> 00:28:44,264 - Problems? - Yes. 399 00:28:44,342 --> 00:28:46,309 What about..."Binaca"? 400 00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:49,641 - Bianca. - Bianca. 401 00:28:49,713 --> 00:28:52,375 It's all right, sweetheart. I'll take care of everything. 402 00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:56,341 How, darling? 403 00:28:56,418 --> 00:28:58,478 Well, simple. I'll just tell her. 404 00:28:59,788 --> 00:29:03,690 - When? - Well 405 00:29:03,759 --> 00:29:06,455 Well, first, before we do anything else... 406 00:29:06,529 --> 00:29:08,519 we better get you a room. 407 00:29:33,854 --> 00:29:36,413 - Yes, Mr. Arden? - I'd like a room, please. 408 00:29:36,490 --> 00:29:38,514 Yes, of course 409 00:29:38,590 --> 00:29:41,081 - Another room? - Yes. 410 00:29:42,295 --> 00:29:44,786 Darling, do you think that maybe 411 00:29:44,864 --> 00:29:46,854 Is Suite "A" available? 412 00:29:46,932 --> 00:29:48,867 Suite "A"? 413 00:29:53,538 --> 00:29:55,529 - Suite "A"? - Yes. 414 00:29:55,606 --> 00:29:58,734 I believe Suite "A" is unoccupied, isn't it? 415 00:29:58,809 --> 00:30:01,175 Suite "A." 416 00:30:01,245 --> 00:30:03,406 Boy. 417 00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:09,218 Thank you. 418 00:30:10,421 --> 00:30:12,786 I'd like to know what he thinks he's doing. 419 00:30:12,855 --> 00:30:16,017 - I'd like to know how he does it. - Y 420 00:30:20,562 --> 00:30:23,622 Barbershop? Mr. Nicholas Arden, please. 421 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:26,190 Oh? 422 00:30:26,268 --> 00:30:28,758 Well, how long has he been gone? 423 00:30:30,072 --> 00:30:33,006 Well, he must have been there. 424 00:30:33,075 --> 00:30:35,065 Are you sure? 425 00:30:36,344 --> 00:30:38,277 Thank you. 426 00:30:53,159 --> 00:30:55,093 Operator? 427 00:30:56,762 --> 00:30:59,857 - Hello. - Operator, would you page Mr. Arden, please? 428 00:30:59,932 --> 00:31:02,010 Mr. Nicholas Arden. 429 00:31:02,144 --> 00:31:04,008 Thank you, Mr. Arden. 430 00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:15,412 Oh! Oh, my darling! 431 00:31:56,494 --> 00:31:58,757 - Nicky. Now, don't, Nicky. - Darling. 432 00:31:58,829 --> 00:32:01,821 Now, please don't take advantage of me just because I'm a woman. 433 00:32:01,899 --> 00:32:05,130 - Oh, you're my wife. - One of them. 434 00:32:05,202 --> 00:32:08,932 Yeah. I really have to do something about that. 435 00:32:09,005 --> 00:32:11,496 - Yes. - I really do. 436 00:32:11,574 --> 00:32:13,735 - When? - Hmm? 437 00:32:13,809 --> 00:32:16,107 When? 438 00:32:16,178 --> 00:32:19,010 Well, it-it it won't be easy. 439 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,175 Uh, it's going to take a great deal of diplomacy... 440 00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:24,980 tact, finesse. 441 00:32:25,053 --> 00:32:27,317 She's a very emotional girl. 442 00:32:27,389 --> 00:32:29,323 When? 443 00:32:29,391 --> 00:32:31,985 Well, I need a little time, Ellen. 444 00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:34,551 After all, she married me in good faith. 445 00:32:34,628 --> 00:32:38,189 She expects the marriage to last longer than six hours, you know. 446 00:32:38,265 --> 00:32:40,199 Nicky? 447 00:32:41,267 --> 00:32:43,259 I want to ask you something. 448 00:32:44,772 --> 00:32:46,762 Are you in love with her? 449 00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:49,171 I love you, and you know it. 450 00:32:49,242 --> 00:32:51,904 - But you must have told her you love her. - Huh? 451 00:32:51,978 --> 00:32:54,469 Didn't you, when you proposed? 452 00:32:54,546 --> 00:32:57,037 Oh. Oh, well. 453 00:32:57,115 --> 00:33:01,108 - Of course you did! - Well, I suppose, but I never stopped loving you. 454 00:33:01,186 --> 00:33:03,381 You stopped long enough to get married! 455 00:33:03,455 --> 00:33:05,446 You have to see the whole picture, darling. 456 00:33:05,524 --> 00:33:08,754 - I saw the whole picture, and she's very pretty. - All right. She's pretty! 457 00:33:08,826 --> 00:33:11,818 Well, if you had really loved me, you'd have married an ugly girl. 458 00:33:11,896 --> 00:33:14,888 For crying out loud, Ellen, how did I know you were still alive? 459 00:33:14,966 --> 00:33:18,867 I couldn't take a chance on getting stuck with an ugly girl the rest of my life. 460 00:33:23,007 --> 00:33:25,167 Yes? 461 00:33:25,241 --> 00:33:28,038 Oh. Yes. It's for you. 462 00:33:32,082 --> 00:33:34,016 Hello. 463 00:33:34,083 --> 00:33:37,814 Mr. Arden, you are being paged all over this hotel. 464 00:33:37,886 --> 00:33:40,377 I believe Mrs. Arden is trying to locate you. 465 00:33:40,456 --> 00:33:43,982 - O-Oh. Thank you. - Shall I put the call through there? 466 00:33:44,058 --> 00:33:47,221 No, no! Don't put it through here. No. I-I'll call her. 467 00:33:47,295 --> 00:33:49,320 Please see that you do. 468 00:33:49,397 --> 00:33:51,159 Yes, thank you. 469 00:33:57,305 --> 00:33:59,272 Front desk. Mr. Codd. 470 00:33:59,339 --> 00:34:02,740 Haven't you got a detective or someone who can find my husband, Mr. Codd? 471 00:34:02,809 --> 00:34:04,743 Or must I call the police? 472 00:34:04,811 --> 00:34:06,802 No. No, no. No, no, no, no. 473 00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:09,905 No, I'm sure he's here in the hotel somewhere. Believe me, we'll locate him. 474 00:34:09,982 --> 00:34:13,418 Well, would you please hurry? I'm terribly concerned! 475 00:34:13,486 --> 00:34:16,751 I assure you, madam, I am just as concerned as you are. 476 00:34:23,361 --> 00:34:25,920 Nicholas! 477 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:29,022 It's the maid. Do you want me to turn down the bed? 478 00:34:29,099 --> 00:34:31,967 Get out. Get out! Get out! Get out! 479 00:34:32,037 --> 00:34:35,028 Sweetheart, you don't understand. 480 00:34:35,105 --> 00:34:38,404 A man can't just bust in on the woman he's just married... 481 00:34:38,475 --> 00:34:41,204 and tell her that his dead wife has come back. 482 00:34:41,277 --> 00:34:45,611 He certainly can, if he loves his dead wife who's come back. 483 00:34:45,682 --> 00:34:47,616 If he loves her? 484 00:34:49,852 --> 00:34:52,446 Now, that hurts, Ellen. That really hurts. 485 00:34:55,892 --> 00:34:58,360 Y- You wouldn't say that... 486 00:34:58,427 --> 00:35:02,488 if-if you'd seen the memorial service we had for you. 487 00:35:02,563 --> 00:35:04,498 Memorial service? 488 00:35:05,734 --> 00:35:08,225 There were over 200 people there. 489 00:35:11,405 --> 00:35:15,102 It was the most beautiful service that I've ever attended. 490 00:35:15,176 --> 00:35:17,110 Really? 491 00:35:17,178 --> 00:35:22,115 I I-I sent a blanket of carnations... 492 00:35:22,182 --> 00:35:24,309 that covered the whole altar. 493 00:35:26,319 --> 00:35:28,253 Oh, Nicky. 494 00:35:29,989 --> 00:35:32,753 What What color? 495 00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:35,055 Your color pink. 496 00:35:36,428 --> 00:35:38,589 Pink. 497 00:35:38,664 --> 00:35:41,359 After the choir sang... 498 00:35:41,432 --> 00:35:44,231 a hush fell over the the whole church... 499 00:35:44,303 --> 00:35:47,602 as Dr. Slocum came forward to deliver the eulogy. 500 00:35:49,841 --> 00:35:51,832 What did he say? 501 00:35:51,909 --> 00:35:54,001 Oh, what every one of us knew. 502 00:35:54,077 --> 00:35:57,911 That you were an ngel on Earth... 503 00:35:57,981 --> 00:36:01,815 a wonderful mother, a devoted wife... 504 00:36:03,352 --> 00:36:06,480 credit to the community... 505 00:36:06,555 --> 00:36:08,547 and a darn good sport. 506 00:36:08,624 --> 00:36:11,650 Oh, Nicky. Really? 507 00:36:11,727 --> 00:36:13,661 Me? 508 00:36:13,729 --> 00:36:16,721 There wasn't a dry eye in the congregation. 509 00:36:16,799 --> 00:36:19,198 Oh. Gosh, I wish I'd been there. 510 00:36:20,902 --> 00:36:24,235 If you had been there, there wouldn't have been a service. 511 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:29,141 Oh! That's right. 512 00:36:29,210 --> 00:36:31,610 Oh. 513 00:36:33,547 --> 00:36:35,481 Uh, Nick. 514 00:36:36,583 --> 00:36:40,576 Um, what about the, um... 515 00:36:40,653 --> 00:36:42,747 insurance? 516 00:36:42,822 --> 00:36:46,314 - What about it? - It was $100,000, wasn't it? 517 00:36:46,392 --> 00:36:48,451 No, 50. I'm a hundred. 518 00:36:48,528 --> 00:36:51,758 Oh. Did you collect it? 519 00:36:51,830 --> 00:36:53,764 Not yet. 520 00:36:53,832 --> 00:36:57,233 You weren't legally dead until this morning. 521 00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:59,634 And you didn't claim it right away. 522 00:36:59,704 --> 00:37:02,332 Well, I never even thought about it. 523 00:37:02,407 --> 00:37:05,638 Oh, Nicky. You do love me! 524 00:37:07,379 --> 00:37:10,711 Oh, sweet 525 00:37:16,353 --> 00:37:18,844 - May I see you for a moment? - Well, what is it? 526 00:37:18,923 --> 00:37:21,414 Mr. Arden, as a resident manager of this hotel... 527 00:37:21,491 --> 00:37:24,983 I find it my duty to inform you that when a man takes a room here... 528 00:37:25,061 --> 00:37:27,586 we expect him to go to that room with his own wife. 529 00:37:27,664 --> 00:37:30,461 We do not expect that wife to be paging him constantly... 530 00:37:30,532 --> 00:37:33,023 when he is next door dallying with another woman. 531 00:37:33,101 --> 00:37:36,628 Dallying? Oh, he's not dallying. 532 00:37:36,705 --> 00:37:39,037 - Please, madam, do not interfere - Mr. Codd. 533 00:37:39,107 --> 00:37:41,973 - We will not be made a party to intrigue. - Oh, now wait a minute! 534 00:37:42,044 --> 00:37:45,979 This establishment's maintained a reputation for respectability for 25 years. 535 00:37:46,048 --> 00:37:48,379 We do not intend to lose it in one night. 536 00:37:48,449 --> 00:37:52,146 Well, you could lose more than your reputation with that kind ofloose talk. 537 00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:54,154 Loose? My dear sir... 538 00:37:54,222 --> 00:37:56,713 as a hotel manager of many years experience... 539 00:37:56,791 --> 00:37:59,554 I can sniff hanky-panky in an air-conditioned building. 540 00:37:59,626 --> 00:38:01,958 Hanky-panky? You get out of here. 541 00:38:02,028 --> 00:38:05,019 I am leaving. I am leaving. There's only one thing we ask. 542 00:38:05,097 --> 00:38:08,157 That you restrict yourself to one suite, one wife. 543 00:38:08,235 --> 00:38:10,566 - That's the American way. - Right. 544 00:38:10,636 --> 00:38:14,163 - Ellen! - I absolutely agree. 545 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,833 Oh? Fine. 546 00:38:16,908 --> 00:38:18,900 Then you'll leave? 547 00:38:18,978 --> 00:38:22,004 Leave? Why should I leave? I'm Mrs. Arden. 548 00:38:22,081 --> 00:38:24,014 - You are? - Yes. 549 00:38:25,283 --> 00:38:27,376 Tell him, darling. 550 00:38:30,921 --> 00:38:35,290 And you allowed your husband to register in this hotel with another woman? 551 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,793 - Why do you think I'm here? - Oh, Ellen. Stop it! 552 00:38:37,861 --> 00:38:41,353 Unless I'm very much mistaken, you registered the first one as Mrs. Arden... 553 00:38:41,431 --> 00:38:43,661 this one as Miss Wagstaff. 554 00:38:43,734 --> 00:38:46,396 - He didn't think you'd notice. - He 555 00:38:47,937 --> 00:38:51,428 I don't know what you two or you three think you're doing... 556 00:38:51,507 --> 00:38:55,169 but I insist that one of your women leave this hotel at once! 557 00:38:55,243 --> 00:38:57,803 Right. I absolutely agree. 558 00:38:57,879 --> 00:39:00,006 Ellen! Look, I'll explain. 559 00:39:00,081 --> 00:39:02,345 It's really a very simple situation. 560 00:39:02,417 --> 00:39:04,907 You see, my wife my bride She's my wife. 561 00:39:04,986 --> 00:39:07,977 What my husband is trying to tell you is that he has two wives. 562 00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:10,546 - Yes! - I don't care if he has 10 wives. 563 00:39:10,624 --> 00:39:13,615 As long as he's in this hotel, he will have only one wife 564 00:39:13,694 --> 00:39:16,686 the one that he registered here as his wife his first wife. 565 00:39:16,764 --> 00:39:18,697 - His second wife? - You're confused. 566 00:39:18,766 --> 00:39:20,699 - Yes! - I can explain it. 567 00:39:20,768 --> 00:39:23,531 You do that, darling. First him, and then to her. 568 00:39:23,603 --> 00:39:25,764 - See you later, sweetheart. - I'll be right back. 569 00:39:25,838 --> 00:39:28,329 Not while I'm manager here. 570 00:39:36,782 --> 00:39:39,774 I'll have to go down for the key. 571 00:39:45,256 --> 00:39:47,588 - Mrs. Arden. - Yes? 572 00:39:47,658 --> 00:39:49,592 I found your husband. 573 00:39:49,660 --> 00:39:53,027 It's certainly high time. I'm awfully sorry I had to bother you. 574 00:39:53,096 --> 00:39:56,031 Thank you very much. It was very 575 00:39:56,099 --> 00:39:59,398 Where have you been? I've never been so humiliated in my whole life! 576 00:39:59,469 --> 00:40:03,734 Oh, now, Bianca. I was down in the lobby, and I ran into someone. 577 00:40:03,806 --> 00:40:05,740 An old buddy. 578 00:40:05,808 --> 00:40:09,471 I don't care who you ran into! Leaving me here all alone for some old army buddy! 579 00:40:09,545 --> 00:40:11,536 Navy. It was a navy buddy. 580 00:40:11,613 --> 00:40:13,604 Oh, Nicholas! You've been gone for hours. 581 00:40:13,682 --> 00:40:15,672 It wasn't hours. Only a few minutes. 582 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:18,241 You just don't love me anymore. I've been so miserable! 583 00:40:18,319 --> 00:40:21,311 - Now, please, Bianca, don't be so upset. - How do you expect me to feel? 584 00:40:21,389 --> 00:40:25,416 You're just like all the others. Every husband I ever had only thinking of themselves. 585 00:40:25,493 --> 00:40:29,088 I was thinking of you. The problem never left my mind. 586 00:40:29,163 --> 00:40:33,064 "Problem"? Problem! Now all I am to you is a problem! 587 00:40:33,133 --> 00:40:36,364 Well, if that's all I am to you, you can just go jump in the lake! 588 00:40:36,436 --> 00:40:38,596 - Put that down, Bianca! - Don't you bully me! 589 00:40:38,671 --> 00:40:41,072 Making me call all over the hotel for you! 590 00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:43,631 You're selfish! That's what you are! You're selfish, selfish, selfish! 591 00:40:43,709 --> 00:40:47,440 - Lower your voice, Bianca. - I don't care if the whole hotel hears me! I hate you! 592 00:40:47,513 --> 00:40:49,776 Hold it! 593 00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:53,717 Oh, the poor thing. He told her. 594 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,947 Hold it! 595 00:40:56,022 --> 00:40:57,955 I hate you. 596 00:41:03,494 --> 00:41:07,897 - Bianca, please. - I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! 597 00:41:09,233 --> 00:41:11,724 - Where are you going? - Outside. Have a drink. 598 00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:14,702 Nicholas, please don't leave me. 599 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,702 Don't you care about me anymore? 600 00:41:20,076 --> 00:41:23,671 Nicholas. Look at me. 601 00:41:26,315 --> 00:41:29,909 How can you ignore me? 602 00:41:29,985 --> 00:41:33,113 I'm not ignoring you. 603 00:41:33,188 --> 00:41:35,679 I'd like to talk to you, but sensibly. 604 00:41:35,757 --> 00:41:38,590 Then you do still love me! 605 00:41:38,660 --> 00:41:42,494 Oh, Nicholas, why do you always make me feel so insecure? 606 00:41:42,563 --> 00:41:45,260 Stop squirming, darling. 607 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:48,165 - I'm not squirming. - Oh, poor baby's trembling. 608 00:41:48,235 --> 00:41:51,398 I'm not I'm not trembling. Now, please, Bianca, don't do that. 609 00:41:51,472 --> 00:41:53,837 Oh, I can't help it. You're so male. Hmm. 610 00:41:56,543 --> 00:42:00,604 - No, please, Bianca, don't do that. - I can't help it. 611 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,670 What was that? 612 00:42:02,749 --> 00:42:05,012 - Just noisy neighbors. - Noisy? 613 00:42:07,186 --> 00:42:09,518 Or nosy? Let's go inside. 614 00:42:09,588 --> 00:42:12,318 - Good idea. - To the bedroom. 615 00:42:12,391 --> 00:42:14,154 Don't you da 616 00:42:14,226 --> 00:42:16,160 What nerve. 617 00:42:16,228 --> 00:42:18,992 I think they're having a party over there. 618 00:42:19,063 --> 00:42:21,554 Bianca. Bianca, I have something to tell you. 619 00:42:21,633 --> 00:42:25,090 - I just don't know where to begin. - Why not begin in there? 620 00:42:25,169 --> 00:42:27,159 Well, it won't be easy. 621 00:42:27,238 --> 00:42:30,173 Oh, it will be if you don't worry about it. 622 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:33,004 Bianca, my dear, life 623 00:42:33,076 --> 00:42:35,476 Life is very strange. Yes. 624 00:42:35,545 --> 00:42:40,380 Uh, things that we don't expect to happen sometimes happen when we least expect them to happen. 625 00:42:40,450 --> 00:42:42,417 You know what I mean? 626 00:42:42,485 --> 00:42:44,579 You don't know what I mean. 627 00:42:44,654 --> 00:42:48,282 Bianca, uh, marriage marriage is a very sacred state. 628 00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:50,291 Oh, yes, darling. 629 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:53,156 Yes, and a-a man's wife means more to him... 630 00:42:53,228 --> 00:42:56,198 than than anything in the worid means to him. 631 00:42:56,264 --> 00:42:58,664 - Oh! - Tell her. 632 00:42:58,733 --> 00:43:01,099 - Trying. - What? 633 00:43:01,169 --> 00:43:03,763 I'm trying to say that that a man 634 00:43:03,838 --> 00:43:05,965 When a man has one wife... 635 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,769 a man should be faithful to that one wife. 636 00:43:08,842 --> 00:43:12,334 Oh, darling, I'll always trust you. 637 00:43:12,412 --> 00:43:14,345 Let's go inside. 638 00:43:16,149 --> 00:43:20,609 - Oh! Oh! - What in heaven's name is going on over there? 639 00:43:23,322 --> 00:43:27,280 - I'll go quiet them down. - Oh, no, you don't. 640 00:43:27,359 --> 00:43:30,487 You're not leaving me again, not tonight. 641 00:43:38,536 --> 00:43:42,836 Now, you just get comfy, darling. 642 00:43:42,907 --> 00:43:46,502 I'm comfy. It's just that I wanted some champagne. 643 00:43:46,577 --> 00:43:50,411 I'll get it, while you slip into your pajamas. 644 00:44:04,393 --> 00:44:06,884 - Good Lord, Ellen! Go away! - What is going on? 645 00:44:06,962 --> 00:44:09,522 - What is going on in there? - I'm trying to tell her. 646 00:44:09,598 --> 00:44:11,759 - Oh, is that what you're doing? - Yes! 647 00:44:11,832 --> 00:44:13,892 - Nicholas! - You 648 00:44:16,104 --> 00:44:18,766 - Bianca, l - You put your coat on again. 649 00:44:18,839 --> 00:44:20,807 I had to answer the door. 650 00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:23,002 Oh. Who was it? 651 00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:25,011 - The maid. - Again? 652 00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:27,876 Oh, I'll turn the bed down myself... 653 00:44:27,948 --> 00:44:29,940 in a minute. 654 00:44:34,688 --> 00:44:38,988 - What a persistent woman! - Yeah. I'll get it. 655 00:44:47,466 --> 00:44:50,457 Don't you Don't you ever slam that door in my face again. 656 00:44:50,536 --> 00:44:52,697 Lipstick! You kissed her! 657 00:44:52,771 --> 00:44:56,673 - She kissed me. - Then why did you start to undress? 658 00:44:56,741 --> 00:44:58,732 Ellen, things are tough enough as it is. 659 00:44:58,810 --> 00:45:01,301 Just give me time to soften her up. Five minutes? 660 00:45:01,379 --> 00:45:03,313 Four. 661 00:45:15,071 --> 00:45:17,561 Don't you think we should order some dinner? 662 00:45:17,641 --> 00:45:20,200 Oh, I'm not hungry... yet. 663 00:45:22,811 --> 00:45:25,939 - Bianca, we have got to talk. - In bed. 664 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:31,510 No! 665 00:45:31,587 --> 00:45:35,044 All right. All right! Now let's talk. 666 00:45:35,123 --> 00:45:39,617 - With your clothes on? - I can do it better with my clothes on, believe me. 667 00:45:43,398 --> 00:45:45,661 Come on, darling. Take off your shirt. 668 00:45:45,732 --> 00:45:48,723 - No, don't, Bianca. Don't. Don't, Bianca. - Oh, darling. Come on. 669 00:45:48,802 --> 00:45:52,067 No, Bianca. Bianca! 670 00:45:52,139 --> 00:45:54,072 - Now, don't. - Oh, baby. 671 00:45:54,141 --> 00:45:56,632 Now that's That tickles. Oh, don't! 672 00:46:02,814 --> 00:46:05,749 Don't, Bianca. Don't, Bianca. Oh, now 673 00:46:05,817 --> 00:46:09,618 Oh, don't! 674 00:46:12,256 --> 00:46:14,190 Oh! 675 00:46:24,935 --> 00:46:29,598 No. Don't! Bianca! No. 676 00:46:35,445 --> 00:46:37,844 Bianca. Now 677 00:46:37,914 --> 00:46:40,609 Bianca, when I asked you to marry me... 678 00:46:40,682 --> 00:46:43,242 conditions existed of which I was not aware. 679 00:46:43,318 --> 00:46:45,582 Therefore, well 680 00:46:45,654 --> 00:46:48,646 Something very unusual has happened to me. Well, to you. 681 00:46:48,724 --> 00:46:51,284 To all of us! 682 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,351 Oh, this hotel is impossible. Not her again. 683 00:46:54,428 --> 00:46:58,126 It must be. It is! 684 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,191 Nicholas! You come back here! 685 00:47:13,312 --> 00:47:16,874 - What happened? - I'm going to see the manager. 686 00:47:16,949 --> 00:47:19,349 Nicholas? 687 00:47:22,287 --> 00:47:25,882 The next plane to Los ngeles is at 7:30. 688 00:47:25,957 --> 00:47:29,758 - You think I can make that? - There are taxis just outside, Mrs. Arden. 689 00:47:29,827 --> 00:47:32,489 It's Miss Wagstaff. 690 00:47:32,563 --> 00:47:34,758 Uh, Ellen. 691 00:47:34,832 --> 00:47:38,734 - Ellen! - The name is Seymour. 692 00:47:38,802 --> 00:47:40,929 Ellen, be reasonable. 693 00:47:41,004 --> 00:47:43,166 You're being very unrealistic. 694 00:47:43,241 --> 00:47:45,231 Where do you think you're going? 695 00:47:45,308 --> 00:47:47,776 Home to my children, where I belong. 696 00:47:47,844 --> 00:47:50,335 Ellen, wo would you just wait a minute? 697 00:47:50,414 --> 00:47:52,574 To the airport, driver. Please hurry. 698 00:47:52,648 --> 00:47:56,015 Ellen, darling, just give me a little bit of time. 699 00:47:56,085 --> 00:47:58,986 How much time do you need to say, "My wife is alive"? 700 00:47:59,055 --> 00:48:01,683 Four little words! Go practice them! 701 00:48:01,757 --> 00:48:03,691 Driver, hurry. 702 00:48:11,466 --> 00:48:13,457 "My wife is alive." 703 00:48:16,370 --> 00:48:18,635 "My wife is alive. My wife is alive." 704 00:48:18,707 --> 00:48:21,698 So's mine, buddy. That's why I drink. 705 00:48:43,395 --> 00:48:46,831 - Hello? - Uh Bianca? 706 00:48:46,898 --> 00:48:50,424 Nicholas! Where are you? What happened? Where did you go? 707 00:48:50,501 --> 00:48:53,665 Sweetheart, I, uh 708 00:48:53,739 --> 00:48:55,729 Well, an important case came up... 709 00:48:55,806 --> 00:48:58,297 and I have to rush back to Los ngeles. 710 00:48:58,375 --> 00:49:03,312 Los ngeles? Oh, Nicky, you can't leave me now! 711 00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:06,144 Not tonight. Please, darling. I need you. 712 00:49:06,217 --> 00:49:09,379 I'm so alone and so confused. Please come back. 713 00:49:09,452 --> 00:49:13,183 If you leave me now, I'll just go completely to pieces! 714 00:49:19,129 --> 00:49:21,119 Your husband should be old enough to know... 715 00:49:21,196 --> 00:49:24,791 how dangerous jumping frisky young fillies can be. 716 00:49:32,573 --> 00:49:34,507 Oh, Doctor. 717 00:49:34,575 --> 00:49:37,305 Me? I'm not a doctor. I'm an ambulance driver. 718 00:49:37,378 --> 00:49:39,368 You're a doctor now. 719 00:49:52,925 --> 00:49:55,155 Nicholas! 720 00:49:55,227 --> 00:49:58,685 - Oh, Nicholas! What have you done to me? - To you? 721 00:49:58,764 --> 00:50:01,561 Of all times to hurt your back. 722 00:50:03,335 --> 00:50:06,735 Children, what are you doing up there? 723 00:50:06,806 --> 00:50:08,898 Nothing, Grandma! 724 00:50:08,973 --> 00:50:11,066 Well, stop it this instant. 725 00:50:11,142 --> 00:50:13,939 And get undressed and get into bed. 726 00:50:16,046 --> 00:50:18,037 You'd better get some sleep yourself. 727 00:50:18,115 --> 00:50:20,447 You're wearing a trench in that carpet. 728 00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:22,542 Oh, I could strangle him! 729 00:50:22,619 --> 00:50:25,110 Why not Bianca? That would solve the situation. 730 00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:28,454 It's not her fault. Nick is to blame! 731 00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:31,357 I never want to speak to him again. Never. 732 00:50:31,427 --> 00:50:34,055 - You oughta say a few words to him. - Yeah. 733 00:50:34,130 --> 00:50:36,121 While you're strangling him? 734 00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:39,168 - Oh, Grace. This is not funny. - I know, dear. 735 00:50:39,234 --> 00:50:41,226 He hasn't even called. 736 00:50:41,303 --> 00:50:45,296 Well, he will. He'll do the right thing at the right time. 737 00:50:45,373 --> 00:50:48,865 The right time was three hours ago in Monterey. 738 00:50:48,943 --> 00:50:53,574 - Why didn't you tell her? - Because it's not my place. It's his place. 739 00:50:53,648 --> 00:50:56,810 - And if he really loves me, he'll tell her. - Don't be impatient. 740 00:50:56,884 --> 00:50:59,284 Impatient? He's had hours! 741 00:51:00,654 --> 00:51:03,816 You had just as long to tell the children who you are. 742 00:51:03,890 --> 00:51:06,654 Oh, Grace, how can you compare the two things? 743 00:51:06,726 --> 00:51:08,660 It's different with children. 744 00:51:08,728 --> 00:51:11,219 Why, think of the shock it might have on them. 745 00:51:11,297 --> 00:51:14,094 Think of the shock it's had on my child. 746 00:51:14,166 --> 00:51:17,159 Child? Ugh! Nick is not a child. 747 00:51:17,236 --> 00:51:19,797 No. He's not that smart. 748 00:51:19,873 --> 00:51:21,897 - Hmm. - He's only a man. 749 00:51:21,974 --> 00:51:25,465 - Grandma, we're ready! - Okay, giris. 750 00:51:25,544 --> 00:51:27,478 Uh 751 00:51:29,614 --> 00:51:32,310 Why don't you go up and tuck them in? 752 00:51:47,764 --> 00:51:49,731 Oh, Grace, I'm scared. 753 00:51:49,799 --> 00:51:53,029 For heaven's sakes, Ellen. They're your own children. 754 00:51:53,102 --> 00:51:57,266 Yes, but they don't know that. What can I say to them? 755 00:51:57,339 --> 00:52:00,706 Be natural. What did you used to do when you put them to bed? 756 00:52:00,776 --> 00:52:03,609 Read, sing, tell them a bedtime story? 757 00:52:03,678 --> 00:52:05,840 Do you remember any of them? 758 00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:09,077 - Some of them. - Maybe they will too. 759 00:52:13,588 --> 00:52:16,852 - Grandma! - Grandma, we're ready! 760 00:52:16,924 --> 00:52:18,915 - She did not! - She did too! 761 00:52:18,992 --> 00:52:21,460 - She did not! - She did too! 762 00:52:21,528 --> 00:52:24,190 Who did too... not? 763 00:52:24,264 --> 00:52:26,254 Where's Grandma? 764 00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:28,300 Grandma's busy downstairs. 765 00:52:28,368 --> 00:52:30,767 She's supposed to tuck us in. 766 00:52:30,837 --> 00:52:32,804 I can do that. 767 00:52:32,872 --> 00:52:34,840 Really, I can. 768 00:52:34,907 --> 00:52:39,469 I've tucked in lots of little giris in bed, a long time ago. 769 00:52:39,545 --> 00:52:42,104 I read them bedtime stories... 770 00:52:42,180 --> 00:52:44,171 sang 'em lullabies. 771 00:52:46,017 --> 00:52:47,985 And I kissed them good night. 772 00:52:48,052 --> 00:52:50,044 Were they your little giris? 773 00:52:50,121 --> 00:52:52,350 Yes. 774 00:52:53,891 --> 00:52:56,724 You gonna cry again? 775 00:52:56,794 --> 00:52:59,694 Don't cry. It's not hard to tuck us in. 776 00:53:01,798 --> 00:53:03,732 All right. 777 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:07,201 Snuggle down, and I'll tell you a story. 778 00:53:07,270 --> 00:53:09,830 I want Grandma to. 779 00:53:09,906 --> 00:53:13,307 - I know lots of stories. - Which ones? 780 00:53:13,376 --> 00:53:15,537 Well, I know "Little Red Riding Hood"... 781 00:53:15,610 --> 00:53:18,078 and I know "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." 782 00:53:18,147 --> 00:53:20,376 Ah, that's just kid stuff. 783 00:53:20,449 --> 00:53:23,418 Here. Read The Enchanted Bicycle. 784 00:53:23,485 --> 00:53:27,017 I hate that. Bianca gave it to us. 785 00:53:27,152 --> 00:53:29,643 Oh. 786 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:31,950 Well, let's see now. 787 00:53:33,424 --> 00:53:36,791 - I know a song. - What kind of song? 788 00:53:36,860 --> 00:53:39,920 A go-to-sleep song. Let's see if you remember it. 789 00:53:39,997 --> 00:53:43,489 No. Read The Enchanted Bicycle. 790 00:53:43,566 --> 00:53:46,831 I wanna hear the song. But first I have to go to the bathroom. 791 00:53:46,903 --> 00:53:49,167 All right. Hurry up. Real fast. 792 00:53:49,238 --> 00:53:52,639 She always has to go to the bathroom. 793 00:53:52,709 --> 00:53:55,176 Is that the phone? 794 00:53:55,243 --> 00:53:57,905 Grandma'll get it. 795 00:54:00,315 --> 00:54:02,909 What's that? 796 00:54:02,985 --> 00:54:05,782 This? It's a locket. 797 00:54:05,853 --> 00:54:07,844 What's inside? 798 00:54:10,024 --> 00:54:13,187 Pictures of people I love most in the whole worid. 799 00:54:13,260 --> 00:54:16,228 - Who? - You want to see? 800 00:54:16,297 --> 00:54:18,959 Okay, I'm ready. 801 00:54:19,033 --> 00:54:20,966 Okay. 802 00:54:21,035 --> 00:54:22,968 Oh, dear. 803 00:54:26,039 --> 00:54:29,633 - Would you like to see the locket? - Aren't you gonna sing? 804 00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:32,006 Oh. Yes. 805 00:55:33,434 --> 00:55:36,528 Darling, do you remember that song? 806 00:55:36,603 --> 00:55:40,163 - I heard it someplace. - Where? 807 00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:43,538 On the radio, I think. I don't like it. 808 00:55:47,814 --> 00:55:49,748 Are you gonna stay here? 809 00:55:49,816 --> 00:55:52,045 Would you like me to? 810 00:55:52,117 --> 00:55:54,347 Where would you sleep? 811 00:55:55,353 --> 00:55:57,981 Well, in the guest room. 812 00:55:58,056 --> 00:56:00,183 Bianca's gonna sleep there. 813 00:56:00,258 --> 00:56:05,389 No, she's gonna sleep in Daddy's room because she's our new mother. 814 00:56:05,464 --> 00:56:08,296 I don't want her to. 815 00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:10,299 Don't you want a mother? 816 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:12,698 - No. Just Daddy. - Yeah. 817 00:56:20,243 --> 00:56:22,234 Good night. 818 00:56:32,721 --> 00:56:34,655 Good night. 819 00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:42,661 Moo! Moo! 820 00:56:46,667 --> 00:56:48,897 - Ah! Leche. - Leche. 821 00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:52,337 - S , se ora. - Grace. Grace. 822 00:56:52,406 --> 00:56:55,203 You'd better start studying Spanish, or learn to play charades. 823 00:56:55,275 --> 00:56:58,870 - Who was that on the phone? - Oh. Yeah, sit down, Ellen. 824 00:56:58,945 --> 00:57:01,243 It was Nick. He's not coming home. 825 00:57:01,314 --> 00:57:04,374 - He is coming home. - Well Oh, then he told her. 826 00:57:04,450 --> 00:57:07,544 - Grace, he told her. - Actually, it was Bianca who called. 827 00:57:07,621 --> 00:57:10,487 - Bianca? - Now, don't get excited, honey. 828 00:57:10,556 --> 00:57:13,388 Nick's had a little accident. N- Nothing serious. 829 00:57:13,458 --> 00:57:16,120 - He hurt his back. - His back? 830 00:57:17,462 --> 00:57:20,124 He could've slipped or something. 831 00:57:20,198 --> 00:57:22,392 Well, he could have. 832 00:57:22,466 --> 00:57:24,526 And they'll be here first thing tomorrow morning. 833 00:57:25,870 --> 00:57:27,860 - You mean he's gonna bring that woman here? - Shh! 834 00:57:27,938 --> 00:57:30,406 - In my house? - Simmer down, Ellen. 835 00:57:30,474 --> 00:57:33,341 - You'll upset the children and make a worse mess of things. - Oh! 836 00:57:33,410 --> 00:57:35,537 There must be some way to handle this. 837 00:57:35,612 --> 00:57:38,012 What do you want me to do, hide in the attic? 838 00:57:38,081 --> 00:57:41,174 Don't be silly. There's a very simple solution. 839 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:44,515 - What? - You can go to a hotel for a couple of days. 840 00:57:44,587 --> 00:57:46,919 - I will not be thrown out of my own house! - Shh! 841 00:57:46,989 --> 00:57:49,184 This is as much my house as it is his. 842 00:57:49,258 --> 00:57:51,282 - How can we explain your being here? - Leche! 843 00:57:54,030 --> 00:57:58,328 - Gracias. - Por nada. Por nada. Por nada. Y por nada. 844 00:57:58,399 --> 00:58:00,890 Why don't you let her go and make me the cook? 845 00:58:00,968 --> 00:58:04,496 Oh, I can think of some lovely dishes to make for them. 846 00:58:04,573 --> 00:58:07,598 No, dear. We'd better think of something else. 847 00:58:22,088 --> 00:58:26,285 Jenny! Jenny! 848 00:58:26,358 --> 00:58:28,792 You forgot your sweater! 849 00:58:28,862 --> 00:58:30,829 Oh, dear. 850 00:58:35,533 --> 00:58:37,467 Ellen! 851 00:58:41,739 --> 00:58:43,673 Ellen? 852 00:58:44,909 --> 00:58:47,207 Ellen! They're here. 853 00:59:07,229 --> 00:59:10,824 For heaven's sakes, Nicky! You look terrible. 854 00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:13,766 I feel terrible. 855 00:59:13,835 --> 00:59:16,566 Well, don't you worry, Son. We'll take care of you. 856 00:59:16,639 --> 00:59:18,572 Oh, I'll take care of him. 857 00:59:18,641 --> 00:59:23,100 No. I will be the one to take care. 858 00:59:23,177 --> 00:59:26,111 - Who's that? - Uh, that's Miss Svensson. 859 00:59:26,180 --> 00:59:28,307 - Uh, she's Swedish. - Svensson? 860 00:59:28,382 --> 00:59:31,317 Uh, the nurse I engaged for you. 861 00:59:31,385 --> 00:59:34,286 Ja. My name is Greta Svensson. 862 00:59:34,354 --> 00:59:38,255 Is Swedish name. You call me Greta. 863 00:59:38,324 --> 00:59:40,690 Well, Nicholas doesn't need a nurse, Mother Arden. 864 00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,854 - I'm gonna call Dr. Schlick for him. - The psychiatrist? 865 00:59:43,930 --> 00:59:46,797 Oh, yes. I'm sure his trouble is psychogenic. 866 00:59:46,865 --> 00:59:48,890 He has a deep-seated anxiety neurosis. 867 00:59:48,967 --> 00:59:50,901 Deep-seated? 868 00:59:50,969 --> 00:59:53,199 In his back? 869 00:59:53,271 --> 00:59:55,603 Well, you see, l I just had an accident. 870 00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:58,768 I was running down some well, up some stairs and I tripped and fell. 871 00:59:58,843 --> 01:00:01,311 - I had all my clothes on at the time! - Uh, Nicholas, dear 872 01:00:01,379 --> 01:00:04,041 It was early last night very early just before dinner even. 873 01:00:04,115 --> 01:00:06,605 Darling, you don't have to explain anything to Miss Svensson. 874 01:00:06,685 --> 01:00:09,414 - Oh, but I do. She's here to help me, isn't she? - Oh, yes. 875 01:00:09,486 --> 01:00:12,614 Ooh, ja. And give good Swedish massage. 876 01:00:12,689 --> 01:00:16,523 Don't worry, lady. I fix his aching back. Uh, come. 877 01:00:16,593 --> 01:00:20,153 Uh, well, thank you. But first, would you go out and bring our luggage in? 878 01:00:20,229 --> 01:00:22,720 - Me? - Well, of course you. 879 01:00:22,798 --> 01:00:24,767 Come, Nicholas. 880 01:00:26,101 --> 01:00:28,763 Darling, I've never seen the bedrooms in this house. 881 01:00:28,837 --> 01:00:32,102 - How many have we? - Not nearly enough. 882 01:00:32,174 --> 01:00:36,303 Oh! I'll be right up, dear, as soon as I call Dr. Schlick. 883 01:00:41,949 --> 01:00:44,349 Just wait'll I get my hands on him. 884 01:00:44,418 --> 01:00:46,545 Now, now, Ellen. Temper, temper. 885 01:00:46,620 --> 01:00:49,350 Everything's working out just fine. 886 01:00:49,423 --> 01:00:52,915 Fine? How dare she come in here and order me around! 887 01:00:52,994 --> 01:00:56,759 I'll have a little talk with her about your duties. 888 01:00:56,830 --> 01:00:59,491 And I'll have a talk with him about his. 889 01:00:59,565 --> 01:01:03,763 Well, uh, when Dr. Schlick is free, would you have him call me... 890 01:01:03,836 --> 01:01:08,500 at... 235-4505, please? 891 01:01:09,641 --> 01:01:12,132 Thank you. 892 01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:16,011 Mother Arden! I thought the nurse was doing that. 893 01:01:16,081 --> 01:01:20,779 She helped. But, uh, she's going to give Nick his massage. 894 01:01:22,453 --> 01:01:24,387 Oh, here, Ellen. Here. 895 01:01:24,455 --> 01:01:26,582 - Let's talk - You just keep away from me. 896 01:01:26,657 --> 01:01:29,284 You had all night to tell her. All night! 897 01:01:29,359 --> 01:01:31,760 I've tried to tell her, believe me. L 898 01:01:31,828 --> 01:01:34,763 - Here, would you get me out of this straitjacket? - Let her get you out. 899 01:01:34,831 --> 01:01:37,890 - She got you into it. - Nobody got me into anything. 900 01:01:37,967 --> 01:01:41,698 Nothin' happened. Why do you think I went to all this trouble? 901 01:01:41,771 --> 01:01:43,864 - Faking a bad back! - Faking? 902 01:01:43,939 --> 01:01:46,840 I don't believe you. 903 01:01:46,909 --> 01:01:49,434 Here. Does it look like I've got a sprained back? 904 01:01:53,348 --> 01:01:55,282 Nicholas! 905 01:01:57,519 --> 01:01:59,453 It works. 906 01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,955 - What works? - Greta's massage. 907 01:02:02,023 --> 01:02:04,354 - So soon? - Yeah, how about that? 908 01:02:04,425 --> 01:02:07,622 Oh, ja. Special Swedish massage. 909 01:02:07,695 --> 01:02:09,889 - Isn't she marvelous? - Marvelous? 910 01:02:09,963 --> 01:02:11,896 It It's almost a miracle. 911 01:02:11,965 --> 01:02:14,525 Was no miracle. Was just the touch in fingers. 912 01:02:16,536 --> 01:02:18,470 Oh, I give you massage too. 913 01:02:18,538 --> 01:02:20,529 Very good after long drive. 914 01:02:20,606 --> 01:02:23,097 - Well, I don't know. I really don't usually - Oh, ja, ja. 915 01:02:23,175 --> 01:02:27,111 - I fix you just like husband. - What? 916 01:02:27,179 --> 01:02:29,545 Uh, Miss Svensson, uh 917 01:02:29,615 --> 01:02:32,549 - I don't think that you - Oh, ja, ja, it be fine. 918 01:02:32,617 --> 01:02:35,415 Give you chance to talk with your son. 919 01:02:35,487 --> 01:02:37,920 - Oh, yes, see that he rests, Mother Arden. - Come. Come. 920 01:02:37,989 --> 01:02:41,583 You must take off your clothes. Mmm. 921 01:02:41,659 --> 01:02:44,822 What's going on around here? Where'd she ever get such an idea? 922 01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:46,828 A nurse. And Swedish. 923 01:02:46,897 --> 01:02:49,228 Necessity is the mother of invention... 924 01:02:49,299 --> 01:02:51,268 and I was the mother who invented it. 925 01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:53,302 - Are you out of your mind? - Just a little. 926 01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:58,136 I can't quite seem to adjust to two daughters-in-law for only one son. 927 01:02:58,207 --> 01:03:01,473 Well, as long as you had only one, why did it have to be me? 928 01:03:01,544 --> 01:03:04,741 Ja. Lie down here on the bed, miss. 929 01:03:04,814 --> 01:03:06,748 It's missus. 930 01:03:08,283 --> 01:03:12,083 Your husband's mother tell me you been Mr. Arden's second wife. 931 01:03:12,154 --> 01:03:14,519 Mm-hmm. He was a widower. 932 01:03:14,589 --> 01:03:16,113 - Ja. - That's nice. 933 01:03:16,191 --> 01:03:19,853 His poor wife lost in the airplane accident. 934 01:03:19,927 --> 01:03:23,556 - My mother-in-law likes to chat. - Ja. 935 01:03:23,631 --> 01:03:26,064 I was thinking before 936 01:03:26,133 --> 01:03:30,502 What if Mr. Arden's first wife didn't was dead? 937 01:03:30,570 --> 01:03:33,038 What an idea! 938 01:03:33,106 --> 01:03:36,667 When I was a little girl in Sweden, I went once to the movies. 939 01:03:36,743 --> 01:03:39,769 Poor Cary Grant thought his first wife was dead... 940 01:03:39,846 --> 01:03:42,780 so he married another lady. 941 01:03:42,848 --> 01:03:46,511 But Irene Dunne, who was the first wife... 942 01:03:46,585 --> 01:03:49,315 she come back. 943 01:03:49,388 --> 01:03:52,050 Movies. When do movies ever reflect real life? 944 01:03:52,124 --> 01:03:55,581 Ja. But suppose Mr. Arden's first wife... 945 01:03:55,660 --> 01:03:59,186 was to come back like Irene Dunne done did. 946 01:03:59,263 --> 01:04:01,198 - What would happen? - Nothing would happen. 947 01:04:01,265 --> 01:04:04,531 She'd still be legally dead in the eyes of the law, and as long as she 948 01:04:04,602 --> 01:04:06,933 Ow! Not Not so hard! 949 01:04:07,004 --> 01:04:10,701 But if she was dead by law and alive by everything else, then what? 950 01:04:10,774 --> 01:04:12,934 I couldn't care less. Mr. Arden's mine now. 951 01:04:13,009 --> 01:04:15,342 She'd just have to go back to where she came from. 952 01:04:15,412 --> 01:04:16,709 - Ooh! - Ow! 953 01:04:16,780 --> 01:04:19,509 - She would? She would? - Ow! Ow! 954 01:04:19,582 --> 01:04:21,572 It's just what you need! 955 01:04:21,651 --> 01:04:23,585 - It's good for you! - Stop it! 956 01:04:24,653 --> 01:04:27,247 All right, Mom. I'll tell her. 957 01:04:27,323 --> 01:04:29,483 About time. 958 01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:34,825 - First, I'd better have a cup of coffee. - Oh, Nick. 959 01:04:34,896 --> 01:04:37,489 Ow! Don't do that. Ouch! 960 01:04:37,565 --> 01:04:40,762 Stop that! Nicholas. Help me! 961 01:04:40,834 --> 01:04:43,496 Is good special Swedish massage! 962 01:04:43,571 --> 01:04:46,972 I walk up and down your back! 963 01:04:47,041 --> 01:04:49,339 On my back? 964 01:04:49,409 --> 01:04:51,571 With your shoes on? 965 01:04:51,645 --> 01:04:54,636 - Is Is wonderful for the spine! - Ow! 966 01:04:54,714 --> 01:04:57,547 - Nicholas! - Good for you. 967 01:04:57,617 --> 01:04:59,584 - Nicholas! - What's going on? Get off of there. 968 01:04:59,652 --> 01:05:01,050 Mom, help her. 969 01:05:01,119 --> 01:05:03,053 - Let go of me! - There must be some mistake. 970 01:05:03,121 --> 01:05:05,146 - Just behave. - I want her thrown out of here! 971 01:05:05,224 --> 01:05:06,885 Quiet. Quiet. 972 01:05:06,959 --> 01:05:08,654 Quiet! 973 01:05:08,727 --> 01:05:11,218 - Don't tell me to be quiet! - You shut up and sit down! 974 01:05:11,296 --> 01:05:13,924 - I want that woman thrown out. She's a fake. - You shut up too! 975 01:05:13,999 --> 01:05:16,023 - Did you call me a fake? - Get back over there! 976 01:05:16,101 --> 01:05:17,931 I don't want that woman here! 977 01:05:18,002 --> 01:05:21,631 For your information, Bianca, this woman is not "that woman." 978 01:05:21,706 --> 01:05:24,333 It's time we had an understanding. Damn it, I can't fire her. 979 01:05:24,407 --> 01:05:26,341 - Why can't you? - Because 980 01:05:26,409 --> 01:05:29,207 Because 981 01:05:29,279 --> 01:05:31,270 Because there's someone at the door! 982 01:05:41,156 --> 01:05:43,624 - Morning. Your name Arden? - Oh, yes, it is, but 983 01:05:43,692 --> 01:05:46,490 Prokey's my name. Clyde Prokey. I'm with American Accident and Life. 984 01:05:46,562 --> 01:05:49,894 Hey, hey. This is quite a nice little place you got here, Arden. 985 01:05:49,965 --> 01:05:52,023 I don't have time to talk about insurance this morning. 986 01:05:52,100 --> 01:05:55,228 I'm not selling insurance, Mr. Arden. I'm with the Claims Division. 987 01:05:55,303 --> 01:05:57,863 My card. Clyde Prokey, adjuster. 988 01:05:57,939 --> 01:05:59,873 Got a little matter here requires a signature. 989 01:05:59,941 --> 01:06:02,738 - All my policies are with the Eastern Life - Not your signature, Mr. Arden. 990 01:06:02,809 --> 01:06:04,868 This is for Mrs. Arden. She here? 991 01:06:04,945 --> 01:06:07,243 Well, which Mrs. Arden? 992 01:06:07,314 --> 01:06:11,717 - How many you got? - Well, uh, my mother. And there's my 993 01:06:11,785 --> 01:06:15,152 No. I mean your wife. The one who was on that island for five years. 994 01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:17,883 - How do you know about that? - Well, that's my job to know, Arden. 995 01:06:17,957 --> 01:06:21,188 Everything. Every little thing. 996 01:06:22,628 --> 01:06:25,597 But don't worry. Your secret is safe with Clyde Prokey. 997 01:06:25,664 --> 01:06:29,156 I'm a married man myself. Now where is the little lady? 998 01:06:29,234 --> 01:06:32,863 Uh, well, Mr. Prokey, I don't think we should disturb her just now. 999 01:06:32,937 --> 01:06:35,997 - Things have been a little complicated around here. - Yeah. How about that! 1000 01:06:36,074 --> 01:06:38,736 Uh, now, what are these papers about? 1001 01:06:38,810 --> 01:06:41,141 I gotta say, Arden, I take my hat off to you. 1002 01:06:41,211 --> 01:06:43,475 I don't think I'd be taking it as calm as you. 1003 01:06:43,547 --> 01:06:46,038 Believe me, I haven't had a calm moment. Let's see the papers. 1004 01:06:46,115 --> 01:06:48,583 What's to see? Just an affidavit for the missus to sign. 1005 01:06:48,652 --> 01:06:51,745 What kind of affidavit? She won't sign anything unless I've seen it first. 1006 01:06:51,822 --> 01:06:54,221 You lawyers. Okay, here. 1007 01:06:54,291 --> 01:06:57,020 Affidavit that Stephen Burkett is indeed alive... 1008 01:06:57,093 --> 01:06:59,220 so his family will return the insurance money. 1009 01:06:59,295 --> 01:07:01,228 Routine, Mr. Arden. Just routine. 1010 01:07:01,297 --> 01:07:04,265 Uh, who is this Stephen Burkett? 1011 01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:06,858 The guy they rescued off the island with your wife. 1012 01:07:11,106 --> 01:07:14,370 Aw, gee, fella. Sorry. L l I thought you knew. 1013 01:07:15,443 --> 01:07:17,968 Oh, of course I know. Knew. Burkett. 1014 01:07:18,045 --> 01:07:19,979 Steve. Yes. 1015 01:07:20,046 --> 01:07:22,038 Yeah, he seems like a nice guy. 1016 01:07:22,116 --> 01:07:24,709 Straight shooter. Called us about his insurance the day he got back. 1017 01:07:24,784 --> 01:07:28,276 - He did, huh? - Yeah. 1018 01:07:28,355 --> 01:07:31,688 I, uh, buzzed over to see him yesterday at the Beverly Hills Hotel. 1019 01:07:31,758 --> 01:07:34,124 Looks none the worse for wear. 1020 01:07:34,194 --> 01:07:38,961 Must've been a rugged experience, the two of them alone there on that island. 1021 01:07:39,032 --> 01:07:41,659 - I guess he told you all about it? - Well, not all. 1022 01:07:41,734 --> 01:07:43,725 After all, he is a gentleman. 1023 01:07:45,237 --> 01:07:47,705 I mean, uh, h-he thinks the worid of your missus. 1024 01:07:47,773 --> 01:07:50,036 Says she's a warm, wonderful woman. 1025 01:07:50,108 --> 01:07:52,668 - And a darn good sport. - That figures. 1026 01:07:52,744 --> 01:07:54,837 I mean, it takes two intelligent people... 1027 01:07:54,912 --> 01:07:58,905 to turn a Pacific island into, uh, the Garden of Eden, right? 1028 01:07:58,983 --> 01:08:00,916 Right. 1029 01:08:00,985 --> 01:08:04,647 Uh, Mr. Prokey, I'll keep your affidavits. I'll send them to you in the mail. 1030 01:08:04,721 --> 01:08:07,212 No, no, they've got to be signed in my presence. 1031 01:08:07,290 --> 01:08:10,418 - Adam said she'd be most cooperative. - Adam? Who's Adam? 1032 01:08:10,494 --> 01:08:13,236 - Burkett. - It says Stephen Burkett. 1033 01:08:13,369 --> 01:08:16,168 Didn't she tell you about that little gag they had going? 1034 01:08:16,239 --> 01:08:18,638 She called him Adam. 1035 01:08:18,707 --> 01:08:21,300 And he called her 1036 01:08:28,717 --> 01:08:30,684 Mr. Prokey, do you mind leaving? 1037 01:08:30,752 --> 01:08:33,778 - Yeah, but I've got to get the affidavit signed. - Go ahead. Out! Just get out! 1038 01:08:33,855 --> 01:08:36,847 What about the affidavit? I gotta get that signed. 1039 01:08:43,363 --> 01:08:45,524 - You ran away. - Oh, yeah? 1040 01:08:45,599 --> 01:08:47,533 You're gonna stay right here and listen. 1041 01:08:47,601 --> 01:08:50,330 - I am not! - Well, that's a fine attitude for you to take. 1042 01:08:50,403 --> 01:08:52,462 - Oh! I don't know what you're talking about. - Oh? 1043 01:08:52,538 --> 01:08:54,529 I wanna hear about you and Adam! 1044 01:09:03,114 --> 01:09:05,241 L I meant to tell you about that. 1045 01:09:05,316 --> 01:09:08,080 Oh, you meant to tell me about it? 1046 01:09:08,153 --> 01:09:11,316 It was such a casual thing that it just slipped your mind? 1047 01:09:11,389 --> 01:09:15,654 Well, I never had a chance. Besides, it was... perfectly harmless. 1048 01:09:15,726 --> 01:09:18,194 Harmless? You call "Adam and Eve" harmless? 1049 01:09:18,262 --> 01:09:21,424 He broke his leg in the crash, and he was laid up for six months. 1050 01:09:21,497 --> 01:09:24,796 Oh. What happened to the other four and a half years? 1051 01:09:28,071 --> 01:09:30,005 Don't you trust your own wife? 1052 01:09:30,073 --> 01:09:34,032 Oh, no. Don't try to change the subject. I want to know the truth about Adam. 1053 01:09:35,777 --> 01:09:38,338 That's a joke! 1054 01:09:38,414 --> 01:09:41,507 Oh, sweet, gentle little Adam. 1055 01:09:43,218 --> 01:09:48,178 All he was interested in is trees and flowers and fish. 1056 01:09:48,255 --> 01:09:50,189 You know the type. 1057 01:09:50,257 --> 01:09:53,124 Oh, yes, I know the type. Only I don't believe it. 1058 01:09:58,566 --> 01:10:01,557 Nick, where are you going? 1059 01:10:01,634 --> 01:10:06,128 - I am going out! - Nicky, you've got to stay here and face this situation. 1060 01:10:06,206 --> 01:10:08,902 Oh, I'll face it, when I get all the facts. 1061 01:10:17,350 --> 01:10:22,343 For heaven's sakes, Ellen, what did you do to build such a fire under Nick? 1062 01:10:22,421 --> 01:10:24,479 Oh, Grace 1063 01:10:29,761 --> 01:10:32,252 There was a man on that island with me. 1064 01:10:32,330 --> 01:10:35,765 How marvelous! No wonder you look so well. 1065 01:10:35,832 --> 01:10:40,235 But you silly girl, why did you tell Nick? 1066 01:10:40,303 --> 01:10:42,635 I didn't tell him. 1067 01:10:42,706 --> 01:10:44,640 He just found out. 1068 01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:47,199 Oh. Well, tell me then. 1069 01:10:47,277 --> 01:10:50,336 - I want to know everything. - There's nothing to tell. 1070 01:10:50,412 --> 01:10:53,108 - Nothing? - Oh, it's not important, Grace. 1071 01:10:53,182 --> 01:10:56,481 Well, it's important enough to make Nick insanely jealous. 1072 01:10:56,552 --> 01:10:58,577 I know. And he hasn't even seen him. 1073 01:10:58,654 --> 01:11:01,417 - Well, maybe he should. - Oh, no! 1074 01:11:02,624 --> 01:11:05,184 I mean, uh Uh, l I don't think so. 1075 01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:07,490 - Uh - I see. 1076 01:11:07,562 --> 01:11:12,124 Mm-hmm. Yes, I do see. 1077 01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:16,694 Grace, will you please stop imagining things? You're worse than your son. 1078 01:11:16,770 --> 01:11:19,034 Maybe, uh... 1079 01:11:19,106 --> 01:11:23,098 you'd better go and do some... shopping. 1080 01:11:23,177 --> 01:11:26,839 Shopping? Who can think about clothes at a time like this? 1081 01:11:26,913 --> 01:11:29,006 I wasn't thinking of clothes, dear. 1082 01:11:30,249 --> 01:11:32,183 I had something else in mind. 1083 01:11:37,422 --> 01:11:39,413 A man? 1084 01:11:40,492 --> 01:11:43,551 Oh, Grace! Oh! 1085 01:11:45,030 --> 01:11:47,190 I can't do that. 1086 01:11:47,264 --> 01:11:50,530 You want to be a Swedish nurse for the rest of your life? 1087 01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,847 - May I help you? - Oh, uh, no, thank you. 1088 01:12:21,897 --> 01:12:24,660 Excuse me. Do you know a Mr. Stephen Burkett? 1089 01:12:24,733 --> 01:12:28,190 Why, yes, sir. That's him, on the trampoline. 1090 01:12:28,270 --> 01:12:30,237 Thank you. 1091 01:13:38,134 --> 01:13:40,567 - Young man. - Oh, yes. May I help you? 1092 01:13:40,635 --> 01:13:42,569 - Oh, yes, I think so. - Oh. 1093 01:13:42,637 --> 01:13:44,969 - What type are you looking for? - You're just perfect. 1094 01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:47,200 - I beg your pardon? - Uh, the shoe. 1095 01:13:47,274 --> 01:13:51,075 It's just perfect. Do Do you have it in a seven and a half"A"? 1096 01:13:51,145 --> 01:13:54,444 - Oh, yes, yes. This shoe comes in all sizes. - Good. 1097 01:13:54,515 --> 01:13:56,449 - If you'll just have a seat, please. - Thank you. 1098 01:13:56,517 --> 01:13:59,008 - Why, I'll go and get it for you. - Thank you. 1099 01:14:17,803 --> 01:14:20,363 This model is exclusive with us. 1100 01:14:20,439 --> 01:14:22,668 It's your Bengal crocodile. 1101 01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:25,334 This is your true, or saltwater, crocodile... 1102 01:14:25,409 --> 01:14:27,934 which is also found in South China... 1103 01:14:28,013 --> 01:14:31,675 Northern Australia and the Fiji Islands. 1104 01:14:33,517 --> 01:14:35,815 Uh, and then there's your tropical crocodile... 1105 01:14:35,885 --> 01:14:38,946 which is found in Rhodesia and parts of North America. 1106 01:14:39,023 --> 01:14:42,355 But they really make quite inferior footwear. 1107 01:14:42,425 --> 01:14:45,689 Are you free for lunch? 1108 01:14:45,761 --> 01:14:48,856 That is, inferior footwear is made from them. 1109 01:14:48,932 --> 01:14:52,094 The crocodiles themselves have no talent for making footwear. 1110 01:14:54,169 --> 01:14:56,637 - I said, would you have lunch with me? - I bring my lunch. 1111 01:14:56,705 --> 01:14:58,764 - I'd be very grateful. - Braunschweiger sandwiches. 1112 01:14:58,841 --> 01:15:00,808 - You could be my guest. - I'm married. 1113 01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:02,969 So am I. 1114 01:15:09,650 --> 01:15:12,118 - Oh, I don't think you understand. - I understand, baby. 1115 01:15:12,185 --> 01:15:14,813 - You want the shoes too? - Oh, no, no. Just lunch. 1116 01:15:14,888 --> 01:15:18,119 - Sure. - I'll explain everything later. 1117 01:17:37,418 --> 01:17:39,353 - Oh. Oh, Mr. Arden - Not now. 1118 01:17:39,420 --> 01:17:41,445 But there's somebody waiting for you. 1119 01:17:45,459 --> 01:17:47,428 Nicky, darling. 1120 01:17:47,494 --> 01:17:49,621 I've brought someone for you to meet. 1121 01:17:51,231 --> 01:17:53,461 This is Adam. 1122 01:17:55,402 --> 01:17:59,168 Well, well. So this is Mr. Burkett. 1123 01:17:59,238 --> 01:18:01,706 Pleased to meet ya, Nick. 1124 01:18:01,774 --> 01:18:04,937 Yeah, and I to meet you, Adam. 1125 01:18:05,011 --> 01:18:07,604 - Well, that that's a little joke, you know. - Yes, isn't it? 1126 01:18:09,681 --> 01:18:12,343 Well, why don't we all sit down, huh? 1127 01:18:15,253 --> 01:18:17,187 Well, I, uh 1128 01:18:17,255 --> 01:18:19,382 L I really haven't much time. 1129 01:18:19,457 --> 01:18:22,756 I, uh I'm making a report to the Geographic Society... 1130 01:18:22,827 --> 01:18:26,023 on the flora and fauna we found on the island. 1131 01:18:26,096 --> 01:18:29,998 I was really very excited about the island vegetation. 1132 01:18:31,335 --> 01:18:33,529 I'm afraid I spent so much time on research... 1133 01:18:33,603 --> 01:18:36,094 I was not very good company for your wife. 1134 01:18:36,172 --> 01:18:40,541 - Well, I'm sure she understood. - Of course. 1135 01:18:40,610 --> 01:18:44,443 Uh, Eve said you had some questions to ask me, Nick. 1136 01:18:44,513 --> 01:18:47,812 Well, uh, let me see, uh 1137 01:18:49,651 --> 01:18:51,585 What kind of an island was it? 1138 01:18:51,653 --> 01:18:53,621 Kind? 1139 01:18:54,789 --> 01:18:58,452 Uh, uh, well, I'd say it was a 1140 01:18:58,526 --> 01:19:00,460 an ordinary island. 1141 01:19:00,528 --> 01:19:02,996 - Wouldn't you say? - Oh, y Oh, yes. 1142 01:19:03,064 --> 01:19:05,658 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Small? 1143 01:19:05,733 --> 01:19:08,725 Well, not small. Not large. 1144 01:19:08,802 --> 01:19:11,966 - Medium. - Medium. Medium. 1145 01:19:13,273 --> 01:19:15,741 Uh, jungle? 1146 01:19:15,809 --> 01:19:19,540 - Jungle? - Well, y-you know, trees, vines. 1147 01:19:19,613 --> 01:19:21,842 Oh, trees! 1148 01:19:21,914 --> 01:19:23,939 Oh, golly, yeah, trees. 1149 01:19:25,484 --> 01:19:28,214 - Uh, no vines? - Oh, uh 1150 01:19:28,287 --> 01:19:32,519 V- Vines, yeah. Around the trees. 1151 01:19:34,559 --> 01:19:36,493 Uh, water? 1152 01:19:36,561 --> 01:19:39,724 Oh, yeah, water. Uh, around the island. 1153 01:19:40,999 --> 01:19:42,967 Where'd you live? 1154 01:19:43,034 --> 01:19:45,502 The trees. We lived lived in trees. 1155 01:19:45,569 --> 01:19:47,799 - Oh. - Separate trees. 1156 01:19:47,871 --> 01:19:51,170 Oh. Even during the rainy season? 1157 01:19:53,210 --> 01:19:57,476 - Oh, when it rained, we moved into caves. - Oh. 1158 01:19:57,547 --> 01:19:59,742 Separate caves. 1159 01:19:59,816 --> 01:20:03,752 Well, uh, I guess Adam had better be running along. 1160 01:20:03,819 --> 01:20:06,447 - Oh, must you? - Well, I don't know. L 1161 01:20:06,522 --> 01:20:10,390 Well, you know the Geographic Society insists on punctuality, Adam. 1162 01:20:10,459 --> 01:20:12,950 And if Adam is anything, he's punctual. 1163 01:20:13,029 --> 01:20:16,327 A sterling quality. Well, it's been nice meeting you, Adam. 1164 01:20:16,398 --> 01:20:19,799 - Hey, uh, we should get together sometime, huh? - Yeah. That's a good idea. 1165 01:20:19,867 --> 01:20:21,859 Maybe we should make a night of it. 1166 01:20:21,936 --> 01:20:24,870 - Have some chow mein, go bowling or something. - Yeah, sure. 1167 01:20:24,939 --> 01:20:27,566 - Thursday? - Well, uh, Thursday 1168 01:20:27,641 --> 01:20:29,632 - Oh, it's good to see you again, Adam. - Bye. 1169 01:20:29,710 --> 01:20:32,008 - Good-bye, Adam. - Good-bye. 1170 01:20:32,079 --> 01:20:34,047 - Real nice chap. - Thank you. 1171 01:20:35,949 --> 01:20:37,882 There now. 1172 01:20:39,819 --> 01:20:41,753 - Satisfied? - Completely. 1173 01:20:41,821 --> 01:20:44,380 Are you ashamed of all those nasty suspicions? 1174 01:20:44,457 --> 01:20:47,392 - I blush at the thought. - Oh, Nicky. 1175 01:20:47,459 --> 01:20:51,862 Imagine thinking that sweet little man and I were 1176 01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:55,696 Really! 1177 01:21:01,939 --> 01:21:03,873 Oh, sweetheart. Look 1178 01:21:03,941 --> 01:21:08,104 Now that you're here, why don't we go for a drive... 1179 01:21:08,178 --> 01:21:10,170 and maybe stop for something to drink, huh? 1180 01:21:10,247 --> 01:21:12,807 Oh, I'd love it. Um, will you let me drive? 1181 01:21:12,883 --> 01:21:14,816 - Oh, sure. - I need the practice. 1182 01:21:14,884 --> 01:21:18,081 Mm-hmm. Shall we go together or in separate cars, hmm? 1183 01:21:27,219 --> 01:21:29,243 Whew. I didn't do too badly, did I? 1184 01:21:29,321 --> 01:21:31,515 Oh, no. Except when you made that left-hand turn... 1185 01:21:31,589 --> 01:21:33,784 you signaled with your windshield wipers. 1186 01:21:33,858 --> 01:21:36,554 It's all those buttons, Nicky. They confuse me. 1187 01:21:36,627 --> 01:21:38,561 It's like learning all over again. 1188 01:21:38,629 --> 01:21:42,156 Well, that's civilization for you, Eve. 1189 01:21:50,940 --> 01:21:52,999 - Two, please. - Right this way, please. 1190 01:21:58,647 --> 01:22:01,081 Oh, uh, why don't you sit there? I'll sit here. 1191 01:22:01,150 --> 01:22:03,550 - Oh. Why? - Uh, keep the sun out of your eyes. 1192 01:22:03,619 --> 01:22:05,643 I don't mind the sun. 1193 01:22:07,622 --> 01:22:10,786 Uh, what would you like, dear? 1194 01:22:10,859 --> 01:22:13,258 - Scotch? Martini? - You know what I'd love? 1195 01:22:13,329 --> 01:22:15,762 Something I've been dreaming about for five years 1196 01:22:15,830 --> 01:22:18,321 a big, fat double-dipped chocolate soda. 1197 01:22:20,201 --> 01:22:23,068 - And you, sir? - Scotch, please. 1198 01:22:23,137 --> 01:22:25,435 - A big, fat double? - On the rocks. 1199 01:22:29,809 --> 01:22:32,335 - You sure you wouldn't rather sit over here? - I'm fine. 1200 01:22:32,412 --> 01:22:34,845 - Really, I love the sun. - You're squinting. 1201 01:22:34,914 --> 01:22:37,475 I'm smiling. 1202 01:22:39,618 --> 01:22:41,609 On the back. Get it on the back. 1203 01:22:41,687 --> 01:22:44,417 A very attractive group of people here, don't you think? 1204 01:22:44,490 --> 01:22:47,617 Oh, Nicky. You're funny. 1205 01:22:47,692 --> 01:22:49,752 Me? 1206 01:22:49,828 --> 01:22:52,422 You're trying so hard to make conversation with me. 1207 01:22:52,497 --> 01:22:57,025 - Oh, well - Of course, we have been apart a long time. 1208 01:22:57,102 --> 01:23:00,036 Oh, Nicky. I know it hasn't been easy for you. 1209 01:23:00,105 --> 01:23:04,097 - I mean, with Jenny and Didi. - Oh, well, they're great kids. 1210 01:23:04,174 --> 01:23:07,574 Oh, they are. They're marvelous. 1211 01:23:07,644 --> 01:23:11,011 And you've just done the most wonderful job of raising them. 1212 01:23:11,081 --> 01:23:14,914 Oh, kids aren't hard to bring up. 1213 01:23:14,984 --> 01:23:17,714 You just pretend they're someone else's. 1214 01:23:17,787 --> 01:23:20,779 But they're not someone else's. They're ours. 1215 01:23:22,925 --> 01:23:26,416 Oh, and I can't seem to find a way to tell them who I am. 1216 01:23:28,463 --> 01:23:30,794 Well, we'll work it out. 1217 01:23:36,804 --> 01:23:38,738 Nick, there's 1218 01:23:40,007 --> 01:23:42,975 there's something that I'd I'd like to tell you. 1219 01:23:43,043 --> 01:23:45,203 Well? 1220 01:23:45,279 --> 01:23:50,079 Oh, I'm such a dope. And I meant well, Nick, but I'm such a dope. 1221 01:23:50,150 --> 01:23:53,244 About what? 1222 01:23:53,319 --> 01:23:56,549 That man that I brought to your office was not Stephen Burkett. 1223 01:23:56,622 --> 01:24:00,525 - Really? - No. He was a shoe clerk. 1224 01:24:00,593 --> 01:24:02,924 And I paid him to say those things. 1225 01:24:05,797 --> 01:24:09,234 Oh, Nick, I thought if you met the real Stephen Burkett... 1226 01:24:09,301 --> 01:24:11,461 that you just that you just might 1227 01:24:11,536 --> 01:24:14,300 I might what? 1228 01:24:14,372 --> 01:24:17,603 Well, I thought that you might think what I thought you were thinking... 1229 01:24:17,675 --> 01:24:19,665 you know, when you thought that that 1230 01:24:21,145 --> 01:24:23,079 Well, he is kind of attractive. 1231 01:24:23,147 --> 01:24:26,013 Burkett? 1232 01:24:26,083 --> 01:24:29,017 Oh, not to me. Not to me at all. 1233 01:24:29,085 --> 01:24:31,314 But But some people might think so. 1234 01:24:31,387 --> 01:24:33,947 And l I was just so afraid so afraid that you might 1235 01:24:34,023 --> 01:24:35,992 that you might be upset. 1236 01:24:45,734 --> 01:24:48,327 E- Ellen, let's get out of here. 1237 01:24:48,403 --> 01:24:50,098 - Oh, Nick, you are upset. - I'm not. 1238 01:24:50,171 --> 01:24:51,763 - Please don't be. - I'm not. 1239 01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:54,104 - You hate me. I know you do. - I don't. 1240 01:24:54,175 --> 01:24:56,541 It's just I know where they serve a better soda. 1241 01:24:56,611 --> 01:24:59,671 - Where? - Oh, Ellen, come on. 1242 01:25:01,882 --> 01:25:04,146 Sir! Sir! 1243 01:25:04,218 --> 01:25:07,709 - Your doubles. - You go ahead, Ellen. I'll catch up. 1244 01:25:08,722 --> 01:25:11,155 Here. 1245 01:25:11,224 --> 01:25:13,351 Eve! 1246 01:25:15,795 --> 01:25:17,695 Eve. 1247 01:25:18,864 --> 01:25:21,799 Baby! What are you doing here? 1248 01:25:21,867 --> 01:25:24,132 Me? What are you doing here? 1249 01:25:24,203 --> 01:25:26,693 Oh, just trying to unwind a little. 1250 01:25:29,341 --> 01:25:31,275 So that's why you brought me here! 1251 01:25:31,342 --> 01:25:33,276 Oh, Ellen, it only appears that way 1252 01:25:33,344 --> 01:25:36,177 - What a miserable, dirty rotten trick! - Oh, honey, this can't be Nicky. 1253 01:25:36,247 --> 01:25:38,909 - Why can't it be? - You just wanted to humiliate me, that's all. 1254 01:25:38,983 --> 01:25:41,611 - I'm Steve Burkett, old buddy. - He knows perfectly well who you are. 1255 01:25:41,685 --> 01:25:44,209 - And he's a suspicious, narrow-minded, jealous - Let's go, honey. 1256 01:25:44,288 --> 01:25:46,619 - I'll explain in the car. You see - Explain what? 1257 01:25:46,690 --> 01:25:50,250 - How you deliberately made a fool of me all afternoon? - Ellen! 1258 01:25:54,263 --> 01:25:57,529 Man, she sure looks great in clothes. 1259 01:25:57,600 --> 01:26:00,091 I've got a few questions for you, old buddy. 1260 01:26:00,168 --> 01:26:03,899 Uh-uh. I just sold exclusive rights to my story to Life magazine... 1261 01:26:03,972 --> 01:26:05,940 old buddy. 1262 01:26:12,179 --> 01:26:14,807 Ellen. Ellen, wait! Ellen! 1263 01:26:17,318 --> 01:26:19,843 Hey, cab. Follow that car! 1264 01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:58,784 Oh, women! I'll never figure them out if I live to be 1265 01:26:58,855 --> 01:27:00,789 if I live! 1266 01:27:00,857 --> 01:27:03,792 - Talk up, mister. Don't mumble. - Just keep your eye on the road. 1267 01:27:03,860 --> 01:27:05,885 - And catch that car, that's all. - Catch that car. 1268 01:27:25,380 --> 01:27:27,644 Catch that nut before she kills herself. 1269 01:27:27,716 --> 01:27:30,378 - We could all go, mister. - I'll double anything on the meter. 1270 01:27:30,452 --> 01:27:32,386 I can't spend it up there. 1271 01:28:27,570 --> 01:28:30,402 Oh. Oh, no. Shut the door. 1272 01:28:51,693 --> 01:28:53,627 Get me out of here! 1273 01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:56,993 Oh! 1274 01:29:15,681 --> 01:29:18,343 Oh, my hair! 1275 01:29:28,259 --> 01:29:30,853 Oh, help! 1276 01:29:36,934 --> 01:29:38,697 Oh, help! 1277 01:29:53,950 --> 01:29:55,542 Ellen! 1278 01:30:13,467 --> 01:30:16,334 I can't help myself, Dr. Schlick. 1279 01:30:16,403 --> 01:30:19,099 That's how I feel about my marriage. 1280 01:30:19,173 --> 01:30:23,109 Very well. I will have a little chat with your Nicholas. 1281 01:30:23,177 --> 01:30:28,443 - If he arrives ever. - Oh, you are such a comfort, Doctor. 1282 01:30:28,515 --> 01:30:30,847 You know, I truly believe... 1283 01:30:30,917 --> 01:30:33,714 the most vital relationship a woman can establish... 1284 01:30:33,786 --> 01:30:37,415 is not between man and wife. 1285 01:30:37,489 --> 01:30:41,687 It's the relationship between a woman and her analyst. 1286 01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:44,854 Don't you agree, Dr. Schlick? 1287 01:30:44,930 --> 01:30:47,363 Call me Herman. 1288 01:31:03,013 --> 01:31:04,980 Will you wait a minute, please? 1289 01:31:14,723 --> 01:31:16,714 Ellen. Wait! 1290 01:31:19,695 --> 01:31:21,628 Ellen, wait. 1291 01:31:21,697 --> 01:31:25,029 - We can settle this thing right here and now. - Ooh! 1292 01:31:25,099 --> 01:31:28,728 Ow! Oh, Ellen, stop Ellen, come here. Listen to me. 1293 01:31:28,802 --> 01:31:31,601 - I said let go of me! - Nicholas! 1294 01:31:31,673 --> 01:31:34,869 - See what I mean, Herman? - You didn't say he was violent. 1295 01:31:34,942 --> 01:31:37,502 - Nicholas. - What on earth is all this yelling about? 1296 01:31:37,578 --> 01:31:39,512 Nicholas, let that woman go! 1297 01:31:39,580 --> 01:31:42,013 - Not until she answers my question! - I won't answer anything. 1298 01:31:42,082 --> 01:31:45,518 - You big bully! - I want to know what happened on that island. 1299 01:31:45,585 --> 01:31:49,077 You don't have to know anything. You should learn to trust your wife, with no questions asked! 1300 01:31:49,155 --> 01:31:52,750 - He doesn't trust you? - Not her. Her. She's my wife! 1301 01:31:52,824 --> 01:31:54,793 - Oh. - There! I said it. Are you satisfied? 1302 01:31:54,861 --> 01:31:57,522 - You're my wife! - I was your wife! 1303 01:31:57,596 --> 01:32:01,623 - Oh, you poor dear boy. - Oh, Mom, will you tell her Ellen's my wife? 1304 01:32:01,700 --> 01:32:04,999 - Who is this Ellen? - She's my wife, stupid! 1305 01:32:05,070 --> 01:32:07,004 His first wife. She's dead! 1306 01:32:07,072 --> 01:32:10,097 - And that woman - That's the nurse I told you about. 1307 01:32:10,175 --> 01:32:12,643 A nurse from the Busy Bee Car Wash? 1308 01:32:12,710 --> 01:32:15,178 She is not a nurse! These are her clothes. 1309 01:32:15,246 --> 01:32:19,579 She is Ellen Wagstaff Arden, my wife, stupid! 1310 01:32:20,850 --> 01:32:22,819 - Yes? - You Nicholas Arden? 1311 01:32:22,886 --> 01:32:25,582 - Yes. What do you want? - We have a warrant for your arrest. 1312 01:32:25,655 --> 01:32:28,021 Arrest? What for? 1313 01:32:28,091 --> 01:32:30,355 - Bigamy. - Bigamy? 1314 01:32:30,425 --> 01:32:32,360 There, now do you believe me? 1315 01:32:32,427 --> 01:32:35,157 But he's not a bigamist. Who made such a ridiculous charge? 1316 01:32:35,230 --> 01:32:37,926 - Yeah. - A Mrs. Grace Arden. 1317 01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:40,695 - My... mother? - That's right. 1318 01:32:40,769 --> 01:32:45,399 If you can't settle this mess, maybe the courts can. 1319 01:32:46,741 --> 01:32:49,869 Quiet. Quiet! Can't we have a little order in here? 1320 01:32:49,944 --> 01:32:52,139 Order. Order in the court. 1321 01:32:52,213 --> 01:32:55,410 I don't know why this has to be the loudest court in the state. 1322 01:32:55,483 --> 01:32:57,951 Well, where's the district attorney? Isn't this his case? 1323 01:32:58,018 --> 01:33:00,009 Yes, Your Honor. 1324 01:33:00,086 --> 01:33:03,283 I know he's the district attorney. I know that. 1325 01:33:03,356 --> 01:33:06,085 Now, uh, what is all this? 1326 01:33:06,158 --> 01:33:09,959 Your Honor, in an effort to expedite matters in this somewhat unusual hearing... 1327 01:33:10,029 --> 01:33:13,590 we pray decisions on a number of legal actions filed concurrently... 1328 01:33:13,666 --> 01:33:16,499 all of which are components of one basic familial disturbance. 1329 01:33:16,568 --> 01:33:20,367 Sounds like something the court of appeals is going to reverse me on already. 1330 01:33:20,438 --> 01:33:23,703 If the bailiff will call the principals... 1331 01:33:23,775 --> 01:33:26,369 I will try to provide the court with the various issues involved. 1332 01:33:26,443 --> 01:33:28,309 Nicholas Arden. 1333 01:33:28,379 --> 01:33:31,780 Mr. Nicholas Arden, a respected member of the local bar... 1334 01:33:31,848 --> 01:33:33,908 is charged primarily with bigamy... 1335 01:33:33,985 --> 01:33:37,442 but is also a party to one or two other actions. 1336 01:33:37,521 --> 01:33:40,217 - Haven't I seen you here before? - Well, yes, sir. 1337 01:33:40,290 --> 01:33:42,224 - Mrs. Grace Arden. - Tsk, tsk, tsk. 1338 01:33:42,291 --> 01:33:45,557 It is Mrs. Grace Arden who brought the charge of bigamy against Mr. Arden. 1339 01:33:45,629 --> 01:33:47,823 You ought to be ashamed of yourself, ma'am 1340 01:33:47,898 --> 01:33:49,990 a woman your age marrying this man. 1341 01:33:50,066 --> 01:33:53,558 Marrying him? I happen to be his mother. 1342 01:33:53,636 --> 01:33:56,833 You mean, your own mother charged you with bigamy? 1343 01:33:56,906 --> 01:34:00,068 I certainly did! 1344 01:34:00,141 --> 01:34:02,541 I hope you remember this on Mother's Day. 1345 01:34:02,610 --> 01:34:04,908 Mrs. Bianca Steele Arden. 1346 01:34:04,980 --> 01:34:08,848 Mrs. Bianca Steele Arden is one of the wives of the defendant... 1347 01:34:08,917 --> 01:34:11,248 and is asking for an annulment of that marriage. 1348 01:34:11,318 --> 01:34:14,116 - You look familiar, young lady. - I hope so, Your Honor. 1349 01:34:14,188 --> 01:34:17,385 - You married me. - No, I married a little, short, fat 1350 01:34:17,458 --> 01:34:19,653 Oh, you you mean to him. 1351 01:34:19,727 --> 01:34:21,694 Oh, yes. I remember you now. 1352 01:34:21,762 --> 01:34:24,195 You're that do-it-yourself head-shrinker. 1353 01:34:24,263 --> 01:34:27,755 Please, Your Honor! Please! May I object to that remark? 1354 01:34:27,834 --> 01:34:31,701 - Who are you? - I happen to be Dr. Herman Schlick. 1355 01:34:31,770 --> 01:34:35,399 He's my analyst and my dearest friend. 1356 01:34:35,474 --> 01:34:38,409 And he's here to testify to my emotional need for an annulment. 1357 01:34:38,477 --> 01:34:41,877 Yes, this man is completely unstable, with definite schizoid tendencies 1358 01:34:41,947 --> 01:34:45,439 Quiet. Nobody asked you to testify, Doctor. 1359 01:34:45,516 --> 01:34:47,814 Just take your seat. 1360 01:34:47,885 --> 01:34:51,651 - Can he do that? - It's all right, dear. Really! 1361 01:34:51,722 --> 01:34:55,317 - Did you say she wanted an annulment? - I most certainly do. 1362 01:34:55,393 --> 01:35:00,426 Now even my marriages are being reversed on me. 1363 01:35:00,560 --> 01:35:02,528 - What was wrong with it? - Well, as usual in such cases 1364 01:35:02,595 --> 01:35:04,995 - Un-kissed, you mean? - Un-anything. 1365 01:35:05,064 --> 01:35:07,897 Harvard man. 1366 01:35:09,267 --> 01:35:12,100 Mrs. Ellen Wagstaff Arden. 1367 01:35:12,171 --> 01:35:15,435 Mrs. Ellen Wagstaff Arden, who on the motion of Mr. Arden... 1368 01:35:15,507 --> 01:35:19,102 was declared legally dead, now petitions the court to reverse that order. 1369 01:35:19,177 --> 01:35:23,579 Now, what bumbling idiot ever declared this perfectly healthy-looking young woman dead? 1370 01:35:23,647 --> 01:35:25,615 - Well, you did, Your Honor. - Oh. 1371 01:35:25,683 --> 01:35:27,650 Uh, strike my last remark from the record. 1372 01:35:27,718 --> 01:35:30,448 When Mrs. Arden is declared legally alive again... 1373 01:35:30,521 --> 01:35:33,387 she asks a divorce from Mr. Arden. 1374 01:35:33,457 --> 01:35:36,119 Well, if that's on my account, you can save yourself the trouble. 1375 01:35:36,193 --> 01:35:39,218 It's no trouble. He's all yours. 1376 01:35:39,294 --> 01:35:43,060 I couldn't possibly be less interested in the man. 1377 01:35:43,132 --> 01:35:45,600 Well, you seem to be back in public domain, counselor. 1378 01:35:45,667 --> 01:35:49,262 In the event Mrs. Bianca Steele Arden's petition for annulment is denied... 1379 01:35:49,338 --> 01:35:51,533 she also asks a divorce from Mr. Arden. 1380 01:35:51,607 --> 01:35:53,598 - On what grounds? - Mental cruelty. 1381 01:35:53,674 --> 01:35:56,838 - Extreme mental cruelty. - Oh, nonsense 1382 01:35:56,912 --> 01:35:58,902 - Quiet. - At the same time, Your Honor... 1383 01:35:58,980 --> 01:36:01,414 Mr. Arden is bringing countersuits for divorce against... 1384 01:36:01,482 --> 01:36:04,280 Mrs. Bianca Steele Arden and Mrs. Ellen Wagstaff Arden. 1385 01:36:04,352 --> 01:36:06,979 Against me? 1386 01:36:07,054 --> 01:36:09,545 How could you? 1387 01:36:09,623 --> 01:36:12,114 - You're doing it to me. - That's entirely different. 1388 01:36:12,192 --> 01:36:15,684 Your Honor, against Mrs. Ellen Wagstaff Arden... 1389 01:36:15,762 --> 01:36:20,256 Mr. Arden names as corespondent, Mr. Stephen Burkett. 1390 01:36:20,332 --> 01:36:24,462 Oh, Nicholas Arden, don't you ever speak to me again as long as you live! 1391 01:36:24,537 --> 01:36:27,301 Come back here, young woman. Where do you think you're going? 1392 01:36:27,373 --> 01:36:30,706 I will not stay here and be humiliated by this this 1393 01:36:30,776 --> 01:36:33,767 You are going to stay here. And don't argue with me. 1394 01:36:33,845 --> 01:36:35,574 I'll fine you $25 for contempt. 1395 01:36:38,817 --> 01:36:41,115 How can you fine a corpse? I'm still legally dead. 1396 01:36:41,186 --> 01:36:43,154 Then I'll declare you legally alive. 1397 01:36:43,221 --> 01:36:46,314 If you do that before the annulment, Your Honor, I'll be guilty of bigamy. 1398 01:36:48,992 --> 01:36:51,586 I should've played golf today, arthritis and all. 1399 01:36:51,662 --> 01:36:53,925 I'm also asking for a restraining order... 1400 01:36:53,996 --> 01:36:57,693 against the publication of Mr. Burkett's story in a national magazine... 1401 01:36:57,767 --> 01:37:00,759 on the grounds that it may hold me up to public ridicule. 1402 01:37:00,837 --> 01:37:03,362 Oh, really? What is the story? 1403 01:37:03,439 --> 01:37:05,963 - Well, I don't know it, Your Honor. - You don't know it? 1404 01:37:06,042 --> 01:37:09,010 Well, no, sir. That's why I asked for a subpoena for Mr. Burkett... 1405 01:37:09,078 --> 01:37:11,011 so he can tell his story in court. 1406 01:37:11,080 --> 01:37:13,172 - Stephen Burkett! - That isn't necessary! 1407 01:37:14,749 --> 01:37:17,308 Would you like to change places with me, madam? 1408 01:37:17,384 --> 01:37:19,819 Your Honor, do we have to discuss it here? It isn't "revelant." 1409 01:37:19,888 --> 01:37:21,855 - Relevant. - R-Relevant. 1410 01:37:21,922 --> 01:37:24,322 It so happens I consider it entirely "revelant"... 1411 01:37:24,391 --> 01:37:27,019 and I consider you entirely out of order. 1412 01:37:27,094 --> 01:37:30,620 - Now don't tax my patience. - Good morning, Your Honor. 1413 01:37:30,698 --> 01:37:33,131 What's your story, Tarzan? 1414 01:37:33,200 --> 01:37:36,191 Well, sir, Ellen and I were both survivors of that plane crash. 1415 01:37:36,269 --> 01:37:38,829 - Now, I'm a very strong swimmer - Never mind about your strength. 1416 01:37:38,905 --> 01:37:41,669 - Just get to the point. - I'll do the questioning here, counselor. 1417 01:37:41,741 --> 01:37:44,039 Go on. After the crash, what happened? 1418 01:37:44,110 --> 01:37:46,703 - Well, sir, when - Nothing happened. 1419 01:37:46,778 --> 01:37:50,111 - Twenty-five dollars. - Can he do that? 1420 01:37:50,182 --> 01:37:52,172 He can do whatever he wants. He's the judge. 1421 01:37:52,251 --> 01:37:54,310 That's right. Well? 1422 01:37:54,386 --> 01:37:57,412 Well, sir, I fished Ellen out of the water, got her to that island... 1423 01:37:57,489 --> 01:37:59,820 where we stayed until we were, uh, rescued. 1424 01:37:59,891 --> 01:38:02,860 - Oh? How long was that? - Five years. 1425 01:38:04,327 --> 01:38:07,058 You two were on that island together for five years? 1426 01:38:07,131 --> 01:38:09,462 And three days. 1427 01:38:09,533 --> 01:38:13,299 - Were they alone? - Oh, just the two of us, Your Honor Adam and Eve. 1428 01:38:13,370 --> 01:38:16,361 - Is that in the brief? - It is not. 1429 01:38:17,439 --> 01:38:19,373 Oh, that should be in the brief. 1430 01:38:19,441 --> 01:38:21,876 - That's the most interesting part of the case. - Your Honor. 1431 01:38:21,945 --> 01:38:25,573 May I please have your permission to get out of here before I explode? 1432 01:38:25,648 --> 01:38:27,980 I'd like to go home myself. 1433 01:38:28,050 --> 01:38:30,040 I'd like to tell my wife about this. 1434 01:38:30,119 --> 01:38:32,246 She thinks all my cases are dull. 1435 01:38:32,321 --> 01:38:34,255 This one's a doozy. 1436 01:38:36,424 --> 01:38:41,019 Now then, counselor, we'll take first things first. 1437 01:38:41,094 --> 01:38:43,562 Uh, what is the first thing? 1438 01:38:43,630 --> 01:38:45,928 The charge of bigamy, Your Honor. 1439 01:38:45,999 --> 01:38:48,024 I have a precedent to cite. The case of 1440 01:38:48,101 --> 01:38:51,661 Never mind. I'm not interested in precedents. My decisions are obvious. 1441 01:38:51,737 --> 01:38:54,138 When you married the second Mrs. Arden... 1442 01:38:54,207 --> 01:38:57,040 the first Mrs. Arden had been declared legally dead. 1443 01:38:57,109 --> 01:39:00,601 So I hereby dismiss the charge of bigamy. 1444 01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:04,945 Now, as for the second matter, the "kissless" bride 1445 01:39:05,016 --> 01:39:07,382 I hereby annul that marriage. 1446 01:39:07,453 --> 01:39:09,443 Thank you, Your Honor. Now may I leave? 1447 01:39:09,521 --> 01:39:12,979 As far as I'm concerned, you may all leave. And the sooner the better. 1448 01:39:13,058 --> 01:39:15,025 But, Judge, I'm still legally dead! 1449 01:39:15,093 --> 01:39:19,757 Oh, yes. I hereby declare Ellen Wagstaff Arden legally alive. 1450 01:39:19,831 --> 01:39:21,764 Does that mean she's married to him again? 1451 01:39:21,833 --> 01:39:23,766 You're darn right she's married to me again Still! 1452 01:39:23,835 --> 01:39:26,735 - I didn't ask you. I asked the judge. - Leave me out of this. 1453 01:39:26,804 --> 01:39:29,932 - Case dismissed. - Now wait, Your Honor. You can't do that. 1454 01:39:30,007 --> 01:39:33,033 - He can do whatever he wants. He's the judge. - That's right. 1455 01:39:33,110 --> 01:39:35,737 - But you haven't heard the whole story. - I don't have to hear it. 1456 01:39:35,812 --> 01:39:38,440 I'll take your petition for divorce under advisement and let you know later. 1457 01:39:38,514 --> 01:39:41,483 How much later? I'd like to know when Ellen's free to marry me. 1458 01:39:41,551 --> 01:39:44,542 - You hear that? Something did happen on that island! 1459 01:39:44,620 --> 01:39:46,815 - Nothing happened! - Ellen, tell them what 1460 01:39:46,888 --> 01:39:49,288 - You keep quiet! - Here! Here! 1461 01:39:49,358 --> 01:39:52,122 And you stop banging that silly little hammer! 1462 01:39:52,194 --> 01:39:54,253 What are you beefing about, anyway, old buddy? 1463 01:39:54,328 --> 01:39:57,855 You and Ellen were married for only three years, while she and I were together for five. 1464 01:39:57,932 --> 01:40:00,628 - So I'm claiming her on the basis of seniority. - Ooh! 1465 01:40:00,701 --> 01:40:02,725 Well, you can have her. 1466 01:40:02,803 --> 01:40:04,737 - Nicky! - Baby. 1467 01:40:04,804 --> 01:40:06,738 See what you've done! 1468 01:40:06,806 --> 01:40:10,003 Look, let's you and me cut out to my hotel and talk it over, huh? 1469 01:40:10,076 --> 01:40:14,069 For five years you've been a big fat pain in the neck, chasing me around that island... 1470 01:40:14,147 --> 01:40:17,480 and I told you I never wanna look at that wolfish face of yours again! 1471 01:40:17,549 --> 01:40:20,450 You're a smug, egotistical, strutting peacock! 1472 01:40:20,520 --> 01:40:22,646 Well, then, uh, how about lunch? 1473 01:40:34,333 --> 01:40:38,666 For five years you went through this kind of treatment? 1474 01:40:38,736 --> 01:40:40,862 My goodness. 1475 01:41:03,859 --> 01:41:05,951 - Where have you been? - Where's Nicky? 1476 01:41:06,027 --> 01:41:08,019 I expected you back hours ago. 1477 01:41:08,097 --> 01:41:11,463 - Didn't he come home with you? - After the way he stormed out of that courtroom? 1478 01:41:11,533 --> 01:41:13,524 I took a cab. 1479 01:41:15,136 --> 01:41:17,730 I've just made such a mess of everything. 1480 01:41:19,007 --> 01:41:20,940 And what about the children? 1481 01:41:21,009 --> 01:41:23,499 Well, they had to live without a mother for a long time. 1482 01:41:23,577 --> 01:41:25,909 I suppose they can do without a father around the house. 1483 01:41:28,015 --> 01:41:31,177 Oh, Grace. How will I ever explain to them? 1484 01:41:31,250 --> 01:41:36,085 You just march yourself out there and tell your children who you are. 1485 01:41:36,155 --> 01:41:38,521 Go on. 1486 01:42:11,821 --> 01:42:14,119 Hi, Mom. 1487 01:42:20,863 --> 01:42:23,229 Hi, Mommy. 1488 01:42:33,274 --> 01:42:37,768 Well, isn't it about time somebody started kissing somebody around here? 1489 01:42:39,580 --> 01:42:41,571 Oh, Nicky! 1490 01:42:50,524 --> 01:42:53,015 - Hey! - It's my turn. 118545

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