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[Heimdall] Welcome, Guardians.
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The Prince of Asgard
is eager to see you.
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Valkyrie took longer than
expected to fetch you.
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You know why I'm late, Heimdall.
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Or did you shut
off your Allsight?
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We ran into some
Darkhawks on Knowhere.
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We had to take
care of them first.
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Darkhawks?
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Can we be certain these
are the true Guardians?
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- ♪♪ ['70s pop rock]
- Sure,
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long as Gamora kicked
the right Quill
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into the Continuum Cortex.
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♪♪ [continues]
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What?
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Definitely Quill.
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♪♪ [stops]
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Why? Who else would I be?
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According to Rocket,
a robot impostor from another dimension.
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I ain't saying he is, Drax.
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I'm just saying he could be.
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Aah!
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[grunts]
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Even my Allsight cannot pierce
the Darkhawks' deception.
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After they tried to replace
Thor on the Galactic Council,
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Odin ordered me to
seal the Bifrost
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to ensure that no
impostors could enter.
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I am Groot! I am Groot?
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Not now.
The grown-ups are talking.
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So, how do we know the Darkhawks
didn't pull the switcheroo on Thor?
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[Thor] Let this be your answer!
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Okay, I'm good.
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A souvenir I picked up on my way
home from the Galactic Council.
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The Darkhawk fiend never stood
a chance of infiltrating Asgard.
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All due respect, Thor,
we should move out of the open
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before your father discovers any
outsiders infiltrating Asgard.
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So ol' One-Eye don't
know we're here?
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My father ordered
Asgard's borders sealed,
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while leaving the rest of the
galaxy to fend for themselves
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against the Darkhawks.
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I disagree.
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Hiding from the Darkhawks
is an act of cowardice.
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You dare call my father,
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the ruler of Asgard, a coward?!
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Absolutely not!
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I said he was acting like one.
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No one is calling
anyone a coward.
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But we don't need to get involved
in yet another family conflict.
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Please, my friends.
With your help,
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I know my father
will see reason.
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Yeah. Reason to vaporize us!
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[Rocket] Okay, who called
Tall, Dark, And Impervious?
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My father ordered the Destroyer
Armor to patrol Asgard for outsiders.
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Well, great. Let the walking
tin can take us to Odin,
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and we'll convince him
to fight the Darkhawks.
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Boom! It's a little
thing called diplomacy.
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Okay, big guy, take me to your All...
[yelling]
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[groans]
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It is named the Destroyer
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for a reason, Peter Quill.
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It does not take prisoners.
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Too bad, 'cause I do!
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[grunts]
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Foolish mortal!
Do not antagonize the Destroyer!
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Wait for it. And... boom!
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Actually,
that was pretty clever.
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Yeah.
Too clever for the real Quill.
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You believe he is a Darkhawk?
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[grunts]
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We'll find out when
that thing blasts him.
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The Destroyer won't use
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its energy weapons
this close to the city.
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It'll probably just pound
the life out of Quill.
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You say that like
it's a bad thing.
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Then Drax will
pound the Destroyer!
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[yelling]
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[grunting]
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Guardians, hold!
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[grunting]
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[grunts, groans]
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I am Groot!
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Not now!
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[chuckles] I ain't
seen nothing this funny
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since Quill tried to
teach Drax to break dance!
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Cease these attacks!
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I am Groot!
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This is a fight you
mortals cannot win! Aah!
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, this mortal beat
that thing once before.
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I am Groot!
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[grunts]
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What part of "cease these
attacks" did you not get?
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Tell that to him!
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Am I the only one who's noticed old
Iron Pants keeps attacking Quill?
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Almost like he was
a Darkhawk spy!
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[grunts]
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Let us protect you, Guardians.
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The Destroyer cannot
attack a citizen of Asgard
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unless a crime has been
committed, as I am about to do!
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Thor Odinson,
what have you done?
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Father, I...
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Why, against my decree,
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are outsiders here in Asgard?
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The Guardians have
come to aid us
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in fighting the
Darkhawks, Father.
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Valkyrie and Heimdall
brought them at my behest.
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Then Valkyrie and Heimdall
have disobeyed my order
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and betrayed my trust!
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Surrender your
weapons of office.
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You shall stand watch over the
statues outside my chambers
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until I decide otherwise.
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But, Father,
they were only following my orders!
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Indeed! Which is why
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your punishment will be far
more severe than theirs.
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[sighs] My son,
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you know only Asgardians
can be trusted.
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Father, the Guardians
were in another dimension
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when the Darkhawks
first arrived.
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They exposed impostors on Xandar
and fought them on Knowhere.
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I'm inclined to agree, Sire.
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The Guardians are
resourceful and devious.
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They once managed to sneak into
Asgard while you were sleeping.
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Got all the way
to the World Tree!
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This occurred on your watch?
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'Tis beside the point.
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The Guardians possess
the necessary skills
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to sneak into the
Darkhawk realm,
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free the captives, and expose their
impostors on the Galactic Council.
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Impossible!
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The Darkhawks serve the Serpent,
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and the Serpent
cannot be defeated.
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We do not know that.
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I do know that,
because the Serpent is my brother!
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After the Destroyer was
created in Asgard's forge,
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my brother became
obsessed with its power.
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He wanted an invincible army
of warriors just like it,
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so he ordered the
Darkhawks to be forged.
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The Darkhawks lacked the
Destroyer's unique power core.
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But a mystical enchantment
allowed them to assume
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the appearance and
memories of their enemies.
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The Serpent vowed to seize the
throne of Asgard or destroy it.
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We battled for centuries,
but I was unable to defeat him,
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so I banished him
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to the edge of
the galaxy itself.
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But if his Darkhawk
minions have returned,
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then the Serpent
will be watching,
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waiting for any opportunity
to return to Asgard.
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That is why we cannot risk opening
the Bifrost, even for a moment.
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And why I cannot allow outsiders
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to freely roam the
halls of Asgard.
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That's ridiculous.
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I'm no more a
Darkhawk than you are.
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I escorted the Guardians
myself, All-Father.
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No Darkhawk came
through the Bifrost.
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Huh! That we know of.
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Thor, take them to the dungeon.
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Dude, trust me,
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you can't let family loyalty stop
you from doing the right thing.
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No, Father.
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We cannot sit idly by while a
dark power threatens the galaxy.
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The Guardians and
I are in agreement.
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We must fight back against
the Darkhawk invasion.
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And if you would imprison them,
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then you must
imprison me as well.
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Awesome speech, bro.
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Yeah,
it's a bummer it didn't work.
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Oh, my, my.
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How could the favored
son of the All-Father
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have fallen so far?
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How do you like being on the
wrong side of the law, brother?
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I may be on the wrong
side of the law,
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and our father, Loki,
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but I am still on
the side of right.
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I will find a way out of this,
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as long as I have loyal
and steadfast friends
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like the Guardians
of the Galaxy.
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[Quill] Am not a Darkhawk!
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Are too a Darkhawk!
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I picked the right Quill.
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No robot could possibly act that...
Quillish.
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Quill, if you are a Darkhawk,
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you would tell me if I were
one, too, would you not?
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Pardon me, brother,
while I amuse myself
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with your "loyal and steadfast."
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But, Drax,
if you are a Darkhawk now,
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how did you know you
weren't a Darkhawk before?
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I am not sure.
Perhaps I was always a Darkhawk.
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[sighs] For all we know,
you're all Darkhawks.
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Well, except for the shrub.
He's far too tiny.
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[laughing]
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I am Groot!
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I am Groot, I am
Groot, I am Groot!
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Well, now that we've
established that you are Groot,
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I have one burning question:
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Who cares?
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[mocking Loki] I am
Groot, I am Groot...
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[unintelligible]
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Oh, yes, very mature.
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Perhaps you can perform that when I
throw you on the hearth for kindling.
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You would be wise
to hold your tongue
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if you would speak
ill of my friends.
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[Quill] Okay, look,
if anybody is a Darkhawk spy,
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we can't do anything about it
until we find a way outta here.
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- Right?
- [Rocket] That is the one smart thing
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that's come out of your
probably Darkhawk robot mouth.
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Eh, force fields always have a weak
spot somewhere along the bottom.
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If there is a weak spot,
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the Prince of
Asgard will find it!
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- [grunts]
- [thud]
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- [body thuds]
- Yeah, probably shouldn't do that.
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[growling]
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[thud]
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[grunts, groans]
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[growls] Aah!
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Please, rodent,
don't spoil the fun.
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I am Groot?
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I think...
I think I can feel it weakening!
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- [thud]
- [cries out]
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[groaning]
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I am Groot!
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Hey, ya mind?
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I'm workin' here.
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[grunts]
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We are free!
Well done, my friend!
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Show-off.
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[Thor] Our time is short.
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We must send you on your secret
mission to the Darkhawk realm
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before my father
discovers you are gone.
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Cool. Just open our cell,
and we're outta here.
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Ah-ah-ah! To open the Bifrost,
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you'll need Heimdall's sword,
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which is now in the armory,
guarded by the Destroyer.
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And I'm afraid only one person
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is cunning enough to
sneak past the Destroyer.
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I'm afraid he's right.
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Groot, free my brother.
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I am Groot? [grunts]
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[Thor] I will be watching you.
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Good. Hopefully you'll
learn something.
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Hold up there, bud.
I still ain't sure about these guys.
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But you trust Loki?
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To not secretly be a killer robot?
Uh, yeah.
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Besides,
the fewer people we got sneaking
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into a high-security
armory, the better.
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He does have a point.
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Rocket has a point?
You know something,
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I'm starting to think
you're a Darkhawk.
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Yeah, you kids sort that out.
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We'll come back for you
once we have the sword.
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I mean, we'd know if we
were Darkhawks, right?
250
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:26,310
That is exactly what I have
been trying to discern.
251
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,520
I will wrestle the
Destroyer to the ground
252
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,560
while you rob the armory.
253
00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:39,350
What? We're trying not to be
seen, Goldilocks.
254
00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:42,440
We're doing sneaky-sneaky.
That's what we're doing here!
255
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,850
[scoffs] You're
wasting your time.
256
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:48,060
I've been trying to get him to
sneak since we were infants.
257
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:50,810
But don't worry. I have a plan.
258
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,230
Ugh! That krutacker!
259
00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:57,140
- And you were supposed to be watching him!
- [thudding]
260
00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:58,140
I am Groot!
261
00:12:58,141 --> 00:12:59,141
[gasps]
262
00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:03,310
Oh, flarg.
263
00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:05,520
For Asgard!
264
00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,640
[grunting]
265
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:10,140
[yells, groans]
266
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:13,230
If I could just get my hands on
whatever powers that flargin' thing.
267
00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:14,270
[thud]
268
00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:18,020
[yells, grunts]
269
00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:21,730
[groaning] Now, that hurt.
270
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,400
[yells, grunts]
271
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,060
[groaning]
272
00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:30,730
[grunting]
273
00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:33,060
There's gotta be a way
inside this thing! [grunts]
274
00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:37,810
I am Groooot!
275
00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:40,230
[grunting]
276
00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:43,230
[cries out]
277
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,730
Oh, fine. Maybe one more.
278
00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:54,270
[blow lands]
279
00:13:54,271 --> 00:13:55,810
[grunts, groans]
280
00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:58,400
Huh? [grunts]
281
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:01,060
Where ya been, ya krutacker?
282
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:05,100
[scoffs] I needed my scepter
to stop the Destroyer,
283
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:08,100
and I needed a distraction
to get my scepter.
284
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:10,770
My plan worked perfectly.
285
00:14:10,770 --> 00:14:12,310
I am Groot!
286
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:15,270
Was that supposed to hurt?
287
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:18,600
[yells] Insolent twig!
288
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:22,600
[Gamora] You know, I'm starting to
think you really are a Darkhawk.
289
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,520
If anyone here is a
Darkhawk, it's you!
290
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:29,770
You probably kicked the wrong me
into the Continuum Cortex on purpose!
291
00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:32,980
Then that would mean that
you're a Darkhawk too!
292
00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,100
Oh, ye... Oh, yeah. Right.
293
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:38,060
But that's just what a Darkhawk
would want me to think!
294
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:40,520
Ugh!
295
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:44,350
How can such a large
sword be so hard to find?
296
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:45,955
I warn you, Loki, touch nothing!
297
00:14:45,956 --> 00:14:47,560
[object clangs on ground]
298
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,600
[clattering]
299
00:14:50,601 --> 00:14:52,060
I am Groot?
300
00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:54,060
Not now, bud.
301
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,350
I am Groot?!
302
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,520
I said, "Not now"!
303
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,980
Lo! I have found it!
304
00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:04,020
I am Groot! I am Groot!
305
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:05,900
You, rodent,
306
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:09,020
what is your pet shrub
prattling on about?
307
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:11,850
Beats me.
I can't understand a word of it.
308
00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:13,850
Probably got something
to do with this!
309
00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:22,270
I figure between the Destroyer's
power core and my own Darkhawk tech,
310
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:24,435
I oughta be able to
blow up all of Asgard.
311
00:15:24,436 --> 00:15:26,600
[beeping]
312
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,190
[gasps] I am Groot!
313
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,670
[beeping]
314
00:15:32,671 --> 00:15:33,900
[laughing] I know, right?
315
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,190
I was the killer
robot the whole time!
316
00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:37,980
Is that hilarious, or what?
317
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,560
Deceiver!
318
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,440
I, Thor Odinson,
challenge you to battle!
319
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:46,230
Mark me, impostor,
you shall pay for your treachery!
320
00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:47,730
[beeping continues]
321
00:15:47,731 --> 00:15:49,230
Eh, no.
322
00:15:51,690 --> 00:15:53,640
That was unexpected.
323
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,440
I am Groot!
324
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,560
Loki!
325
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:06,060
[groans] That was more expected.
326
00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:11,350
Come on, guys. Guys!
327
00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:16,350
Drax, hold the impostor down while
I beat the disguise off of him.
328
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,520
Do not struggle, Darkhawk.
It will only make this more painful.
329
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,480
[Darkhawk Rocket] So
long, suckers!
330
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,190
I am Groot!
331
00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:28,190
Okay, what did we just see?
332
00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:30,060
Rocket is a
Darkhawk, with a bomb
333
00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:32,230
that could destroy
all of Asgard!
334
00:16:32,230 --> 00:16:34,770
That little krutacker!
335
00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:37,900
His betrayal makes me
very angry as well.
336
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,190
Which proves we're
not Darkhawks.
337
00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:43,140
Then I am Drax!
I am so relieved!
338
00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:47,140
Well, great. Now can we stop the
real Darkhawk from blowing up Asgard?
339
00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:51,850
[beeping continues]
340
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,190
This way!
341
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,310
[stammering] I am Groot.
342
00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:09,190
There he goes!
343
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:11,060
Found him!
344
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,020
Then I shall pummel him.
345
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:16,230
No, you can't pummel him.
346
00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:17,770
- Rocket's the bomb!
- Aah!
347
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,350
Oh, come on.
He's not that great.
348
00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:21,140
I am Groot!
349
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:26,440
I am Groooot!
350
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:30,730
[sighs] I once
carried the valiant
351
00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:32,730
to their eternal
reward in Valhalla.
352
00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:36,310
Now I spend all day staring
at an empty hallway.
353
00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:39,190
I stood watch over
all the Cosmos.
354
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:41,190
Point taken.
355
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,565
I am Groot!
356
00:17:42,566 --> 00:17:43,940
A Darkhawk?
357
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:47,100
[Quill] Rocket's a Darkhawk, and he's
gonna blow up the city! Gotta run!
358
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,730
After them!
359
00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:52,230
[clanging]
360
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:54,350
Get off of me, ya weed!
361
00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:57,600
I am Groot! [grunts]
362
00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:01,850
Hey! What are ya doin'?
363
00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:04,230
That was my arm,
ya little krutacker!
364
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,020
No! No! No, no, no!
365
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:11,230
Quit messin' with my circuits!
366
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:16,480
I... am...
367
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,900
Groooot!
368
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,980
[yells]
369
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,770
[crash]
370
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,940
By my beard!
371
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:35,230
[groans] I am Groot?
372
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:37,730
[groaning]
373
00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:45,190
By Odin's beard,
the small one has defeated the impostor!
374
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:47,440
All hail the mighty Groot!
375
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,020
- [Thor, Heimdall, Valkyrie] Huzzah!
- [Drax] Yay!
376
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:51,400
[bomb beeping]
377
00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:54,730
I am Groot. I am Groot!
378
00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:57,940
[beeping continues]
379
00:18:57,940 --> 00:19:00,060
Guys, the bomb is still ticking!
380
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:03,230
Fear not. I shall destroy it.
381
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:07,190
Nay, Father! The Darkhawk said
it would destroy all of Asgard!
382
00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:10,400
We have to defuse the bomb.
Where's Rocket?
383
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,560
Oh, right. That's...
That's actually why we're here.
384
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,270
Is anybody here good
with explosives?
385
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,600
I am Groot. I-I...
386
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,810
[beeping continues]
387
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:22,140
I am Groot!
388
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,400
[beeping stops]
389
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:39,730
And Loki heroically
saves the day yet again.
390
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:42,270
Instead of running
around like a fool,
391
00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:46,900
I located the Darkhawk's likely target...
our dear father.
392
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:50,310
And, of course, I can still
deactivate the Destroyer's power core,
393
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:53,520
even when it's not
in the Destroyer.
394
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,730
And now, Father,
I humbly accept your...
395
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:58,900
Forgive me, Father.
396
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:03,600
In disobeying your orders, I brought a
deadly enemy within the walls of Asgard.
397
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,980
I should never have
questioned your wisdom.
398
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,140
It's true,
you disobeyed my orders,
399
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:14,140
but you did so to
save innocent lives.
400
00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:17,770
Your noble instincts do you
credit, my son.
401
00:20:17,770 --> 00:20:20,900
And they have reminded me that
Asgard has a responsibility
402
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:24,350
to guide and protect
the lesser realms.
403
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:27,060
I approve of your plan.
404
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,560
Are you joking?
405
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:32,230
He brought a Darkhawk
to your very doorstep!
406
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:35,900
[Odin] He also brought the
Guardians, who saved my life
407
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,900
and my realm.
408
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,810
With my rather significant help!
409
00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:43,770
Do not push your luck, son.
410
00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:46,140
I see now that Asgard
cannot stand idle
411
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,730
while the Serpent
plots our destruction.
412
00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:51,060
I will allow the
Guardians of the Galaxy
413
00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:53,770
to venture into
the Darkhawk realm.
414
00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:57,140
Uh, that's good, 'cause we're gonna go
there and rescue the real Rocket anyway.
415
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,350
[grunts] What?
416
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:01,600
Hey, if this baby could
destroy all of Asgard,
417
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,230
I bet it would do a real number
on Darkhawk headquarters.
418
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,100
So, we sneak into
evil-robot land,
419
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,400
rescue the real versions of
everyone they've replaced,
420
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,850
set the bomb,
and run like flarg.
421
00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:13,475
Simple.
422
00:21:13,476 --> 00:21:15,100
Simple, but not easy.
423
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:18,230
Whether you succeed or not,
424
00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:21,190
Asgard shall prepare for war.
425
00:21:21,190 --> 00:21:25,690
Are you certain your team is
ready for the task before you?
426
00:21:27,190 --> 00:21:30,140
We are Groot!
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