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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:26,258 (soft music) 2 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,544 (fan rattling) 3 00:01:10,004 --> 00:01:11,103 (knocking on door) 4 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:13,105 - Mike, I need you. 5 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:14,807 - What's up? 6 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,508 - Some asshole on 42 wants to see the manager. 7 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,610 They say the food's all wrong, I'm all wrong, 8 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:19,878 just a bunch of fucking jerks. 9 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,614 (group chatter) 10 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,951 (soft music) 11 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:30,456 - Hi, can I be of help? 12 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,557 - Yeah, you the manager here? 13 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:32,524 - I am. 14 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:33,725 My name's Mike. 15 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,461 - Well Jesus, where do I even start. 16 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:38,097 Okay, first of all, we specifically did not order guacamole. 17 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:39,898 What do you call that? 18 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,401 - I'm so sorry, let me get this out of your way. 19 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:43,769 - The beans weren't even hot. 20 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,205 And my wife, she ordered Midori pineapple sour 21 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,774 and neither one of us can taste the alcohol. 22 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:51,443 - You know what, I can have the bartender make another, 23 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,212 or better yet, I can make one myself. 24 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:54,213 - No, you know what. 25 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:55,214 It's too late. 26 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:56,549 Just forget it. 27 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:57,883 Okay, we'll take the check. Thank you very much. 28 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:00,252 And I don't think that you'll be seeing us in here any time soon. 29 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,520 - I'm so sorry. 30 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,389 - Yeah, damn right you are. 31 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:07,659 - Let me take care of the check for you. 32 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:10,729 - Well, alright. 33 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:11,797 You should. 34 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,332 But what you really should do 35 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,501 is you should give us some free coupons for next time. 36 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,336 - For next time? 37 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:20,072 - Yeah. Yeah, you want to keep your customers happy, don't you. 38 00:02:20,074 --> 00:02:23,142 - I'm sorry, you weren't happy with your food 39 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,243 or your service, 40 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,244 so you'd like 41 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,246 credit for the next time? 42 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,301 - Yes I do. 43 00:02:32,302 --> 00:02:34,252 - Let me take care of the check for you. 44 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,254 - Fine. 45 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:36,421 We're leaving. 46 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:38,657 And you, Mark. 47 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:39,958 - Mike. 48 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,193 - Whatever, you will not be seeing us 49 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:42,594 in your establishment again. 50 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:43,962 Thank you very much. 51 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:44,963 Awful. 52 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:45,864 Awful. 53 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,735 - Safe home now. 54 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:51,970 - What'd he say? 55 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:52,771 - Nothing, you were right, total jackass. 56 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:53,772 - I told you so. 57 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:54,840 What'd you do? 58 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:55,974 - I comped him. 59 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,442 - Fuck man. 60 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:58,810 The fucking assholes. 61 00:02:58,812 --> 00:02:59,845 - They were. 62 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:00,879 - So you just give them the-- 63 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:01,747 - Order. 64 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,183 - You just give them a free meal. 65 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:05,450 - They're gone, right. 66 00:03:05,452 --> 00:03:06,652 - Fuck them. 67 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:07,653 - Language. 68 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:08,687 Language. 69 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,889 - Now they're gonna yelp my ass. - It's okay. 70 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,124 - They're gonna yelp the whole fucking place. 71 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:13,158 - You'll be fine. 72 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,326 - Fuck that. 73 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:15,994 - You'll survive. 74 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:16,995 - Not to mention no tip. 75 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,564 No fucking tip, 76 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:19,665 and that fucker is running me. 77 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:21,366 - Junior, Junior, just calm down. Let it go. 78 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,201 Breathe deep. 79 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:24,036 - [Waitress] Coming out. 80 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:29,641 - Mike, I love you man, 81 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:30,809 but this is so lame. 82 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:31,977 - Junior, I love you man, 83 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,312 get back to work. 84 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:34,379 - Fuck this. 85 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,748 Fucking bullshit. 86 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,052 - Yo, Jake. 87 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,320 - [Jake] Mike. 88 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,721 - [Mike] Can I get a Midori pineapple sour, 89 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,323 extra strong please. 90 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:45,324 - You fucking kidding me? 91 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,259 - Yes, I'm kidding. 92 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:49,193 - Good, cause some piece of shit just sent one of those back a little while ago. 93 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:50,229 - I heard. 94 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:51,297 - You heard? 95 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:52,364 - Don't worry about it, you're fine. 96 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:53,398 - Everybody I got a birthday. 97 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,800 - Okay, birthday. 98 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:56,201 - Yeah, it's the gay couple with their granddaughter. 99 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:58,437 - I got to blow off some fucking steam in here. 100 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,439 - Okay, table 33 follow me. 101 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:03,642 (cheers and applause) 102 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:11,683 One, two, three, four, 103 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,018 five, six, seven. 104 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,219 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 105 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:15,687 ♪ Ponchito ♪ 106 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:18,357 ♪ Birthday party is for you ♪ 107 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:19,358 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 108 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,560 ♪ To our amigo ♪ 109 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,695 ♪ Happy birthday is to you, babaloo ♪ 110 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:26,932 (cheers and applause) 111 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,200 - Dude. - Yeah? 112 00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:29,735 - That was dope. I grabbed the liners, 113 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:31,203 I was throwing them all over the place. 114 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:33,038 - I know. I caught them all. 115 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,473 - You caught them all? - Every one. 116 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:35,374 - Nice. 117 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,545 - [Junior] Man, I need new shoes. These things are killing me. 118 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:42,080 - [Waitress] You need new shoes 119 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,048 because those stink to high heaven 120 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,549 and should be incinerated. 121 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:45,384 - You think? 122 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:46,218 - Uh huh. 123 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:47,052 - Shut up. 124 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,588 (phone ringing) 125 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:50,589 Hey. 126 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:51,590 Hey babe. 127 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:52,758 Oh shit, that's now? 128 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,559 Oh yeah, yeah, I'm on my way. 129 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:55,894 Uh huh. 130 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,729 Hey Mike, my drop all good? 131 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:58,764 - You're all set. 132 00:04:58,766 --> 00:04:59,931 - I gotta jet. 133 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,833 - [Mike] Alright buddy. - [Waitress] Bye. 134 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:02,968 - Later dude. 135 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,369 - Later skaters. 136 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:06,905 - I'll clock you out. 137 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:09,174 - Hey Mike, can you clock me out? 138 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:10,342 - You got it. 139 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,576 - Thanks boss. 140 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:14,579 I still can't believe you comped those jag offs. 141 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:15,314 Adios. 142 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:17,082 - Adios. 143 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,517 - Come on, baby. 144 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:19,751 - You wish. 145 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,486 - I do wish, that's why I keep asking. 146 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,088 - Uh uh, take a walk Ponyboy, 147 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,489 you had your chance. 148 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,824 - Krissie, baby, please. 149 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:26,658 - [Kris] Sorry bud. 150 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,660 - It wasn't my fault. 151 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,162 Just a teensy little peak, please? 152 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,097 - You're such an animal. 153 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:33,432 - [Jake] You bring it out of me. 154 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,834 - [Mike] You're all good, did you clock out? - Uh huh, of course. 155 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:36,735 Okay. 156 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:41,340 I bid you goodnight gentlemen. 157 00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:43,709 And I do use the term loosely. 158 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:44,876 - Don't forget your bag. 159 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:45,877 - Oh, what bag? 160 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,279 - This isn't your bag? 161 00:05:47,281 --> 00:05:49,281 - Nope. 162 00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:50,048 Ah. 163 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:51,350 Comic books. 164 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:52,818 - Comic books? 165 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:56,355 - Oh, it's probably Junior's. He's in to all that comic book shit. 166 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:57,956 - [Kris] I'm outie. 167 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,324 - [Jake] Bye. 168 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:00,459 - [Kris] Hey Ponyboy. 169 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,460 - [Jake] Yes my darling. 170 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:02,828 - Sweet dreams. 171 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,629 - Come on, please. 172 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:05,731 That was just mean. 173 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,833 Borderline sexual harassment. 174 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:10,469 Sexually frustrating at least. 175 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,938 (soft music) 176 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:02,788 - [Man] Grow the fuck up. 177 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:08,760 Mark my words. 178 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:09,761 - [Woman] No. 179 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:10,862 - [Man] What? 180 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:11,696 Really? 181 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:12,531 It ain't? 182 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:13,365 Why not? 183 00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:14,399 - Hey amigo. 184 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:15,300 - Hi Mike. 185 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:19,805 (yelling in background) 186 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,773 - How goes it? 187 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:22,674 - Good. 188 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:25,977 - [Mike] What you doing? 189 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:26,878 - Nothing. 190 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:29,181 - Cool. 191 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,118 Nice night. 192 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,286 - [Kid] Yeah. 193 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,456 - Nice night to just 194 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,224 sit outside and hang, right. 195 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:40,125 - I guess. 196 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:46,565 - [Man] Then why you acting like such a psycho? 197 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:47,466 - Your mom home? 198 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:52,070 She with Andre? 199 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,238 That's her boyfriend's name, right? 200 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,539 - [Kid] Uh huh. 201 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,011 - Okay. 202 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,648 Well, I'll leave you be. 203 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,051 Goodnight buddy. 204 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:09,154 - [Kid] Goodnight. 205 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,723 (dog barking) 206 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,263 - Lighten up, Francis. 207 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,568 Good morning buddy. 208 00:08:57,638 --> 00:09:00,105 (soft music) 209 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,085 - [Man] I think to myself, 210 00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:15,819 if you had a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of my brain, 211 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:17,255 you wouldn't make half the moves. What are you doing? 212 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,823 Put that away. Those are the instructions. 213 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:21,092 Okay, I'd rather you figure out the hard way and die 10 times. 214 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,361 That's embarrassing. You can't put that out in the tournament. 215 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,063 Why you throwing down? 216 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,665 Does that make any sense? 217 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,832 Does it make any sense? 218 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,100 You tell him. 219 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,869 Don't tell me you don't know what you're doing. 220 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:31,903 That works. 221 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,173 Really? 222 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,608 You're gonna put this out now? 223 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:39,411 That's like making your first move. 224 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,478 It's better. 225 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,683 We're better people than chess players. 226 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,551 - Open your eyes and your brains, 227 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:47,719 keep your mouth shut. 228 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,220 You might learn something. 229 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,689 Pause. 230 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:51,690 Hi. 231 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:52,691 - Hi. 232 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:53,758 - What is this? 233 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,193 Oh, Capitan, nice. 234 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,361 - Yeah, yeah. 235 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,530 I'm just kind of discovering him now. 236 00:09:58,532 --> 00:09:59,531 - Oh yeah? 237 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:00,532 - Yeah. 238 00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:02,033 - You know, he has a trade paperback. 239 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:04,569 You can get these issues plus a few more and it'd be way cheaper. 240 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,571 And it wouldn't have that lame ass 241 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:09,541 storyline of where he's training his cousin in Thailand. 242 00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:11,409 That is a bullshit shoehorn of a storyline. 243 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,477 - Okay. 244 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:13,545 You said trade, 245 00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:14,579 trade paperback? 246 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:15,580 - Trade paperback, yeah, 247 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:17,048 it's a collect, you know, okay. 248 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,451 Here, I'll show you. 249 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,952 - Okay. 250 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:21,953 Thank you. 251 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,388 - [Man] Clark. 252 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,389 - [Clark] No comments please. 253 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,290 - Comments? 254 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,124 - Yeah. 255 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:26,958 Clark the clerk, 256 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:27,892 Clark Kent, 257 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:28,810 last train to Clarksville, 258 00:10:28,811 --> 00:10:29,727 Clark Clark, Dick Clark, all the Clarks, 259 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,563 all the every Clark, I've heard them all. 260 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:33,064 - [Mike] Okay, okay. 261 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,733 - So here, it's rather impressive actually. 262 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:37,135 I'm more of an individual issue guy myself, 263 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,270 but if you're looking to catch up, 264 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,505 it's a great one oh one crash course. 265 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:41,873 - Cool. 266 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:43,240 - Oh, and you neglected to pull the brothers issue. 267 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,176 That's the introduction of Kitt Vixxen. 268 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,412 - Oh god, she's-- 269 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,747 - Ridiculously sexy, I know. 270 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:49,814 - Yeah, she is. 271 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:50,815 - No, no, she's-- 272 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:51,683 - Yeah. 273 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:57,822 - Ah hah, here we go. 274 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,591 Like I said, less expensive, 275 00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:00,959 none of that Thailand bull piss. 276 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,093 - Oh yeah. 277 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,361 Cool man, thanks. 278 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,996 - Yeah, and plenty of Kitt Vixxen, 279 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,264 if you know what I mean. 280 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,599 - Yeah. 281 00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:08,633 - Yeah. 282 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:09,868 - Yeah. 283 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,136 - So what turned you on? 284 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,837 - I beg your pardon? 285 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,773 - To Captain Black, 286 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:15,807 what turned you on? 287 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,108 - Oh, oh, oh, you know, 288 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,109 I don't know. 289 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,377 It just kind of, 290 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,612 it just kind of fell on my lap, you know. 291 00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:21,980 - Oh, I love that. 292 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,114 I love it when guys your age 293 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,215 slash demographic 294 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,483 get into the good stuff. 295 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,618 - Nice, yeah. 296 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:29,287 (soft music) 297 00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:30,954 Junior, I hope you don't mind. I read some of those last night. 298 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,190 - [Junior] Yeah? 299 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,392 What'd you think? - I liked it, I liked it a lot. 300 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,660 But that Kitt Vixxen. 301 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,896 - She's banging, bro. 302 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:38,963 Smoking hot. 303 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,200 - Yeah, she's banging. 304 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,305 - Wait a minute, just whoa, whoa, whoa. 305 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,573 Just look at you. 306 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,241 You blushing? 307 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,309 - What? 308 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,310 - Yeah, you're blushing. 309 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,645 You fucking pervert. - What? 310 00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:55,213 - You got a woodrow for a comic book chick? 311 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,481 - No, I don't. 312 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,649 - Yes you do, you frigging sicko. 313 00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:58,817 - Please. 314 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,085 - I get it, I get it. 315 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,187 She's a smoke show. 316 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,321 But you understand, 317 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,423 she's not real, right? 318 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,158 I mean you're aware that she's a piece of fiction. 319 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,159 - Yes, I aware of that. 320 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,828 I just like the cartoon. 321 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,895 - Comic. 322 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,996 - What? 323 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:12,997 - Comic. 324 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,549 - You said cartoon. 325 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:16,100 - Comic. I like the comic, I like the comic. 326 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,435 Captain Black, he's, 327 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,603 he's 328 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:19,704 cool, 329 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,005 and righteous, 330 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:22,006 and tough. 331 00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,174 He's, 332 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,175 he's dark, 333 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,577 but he's decent. 334 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,178 I like him. 335 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,179 I like him a lot. 336 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,180 - Cool. 337 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,215 - Yeah, it's cool, it's cool. 338 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,683 - Nice. - Yeah. 339 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,451 - You still want to bang a comic book chick character. 340 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,285 - Shut up. 341 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,286 Go to work. 342 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,855 Fix your tie. 343 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,523 - So, you're coming to my Halloween party, right? 344 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,925 - Um, you know I haven't really made up my mind yet. 345 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,427 - Come on. 346 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,928 It's classic. We had like a hundred people last year. 347 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:44,929 - It's a thought. 348 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,231 - We can go together. 349 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,232 We can go as a couple, 350 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,533 cause I'm gonna be 351 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,934 strong caveman, and you can be my Wilma. 352 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,703 - Your Wilma? 353 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:53,538 That's rich. 354 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,539 - Mikey, would you please 355 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,241 tell this young lady 356 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,042 that we would be a perfect couple? 357 00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,744 - Kris, darling, 358 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,279 I think you'd be a wonderful Wilma, 359 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,548 whether or not you want to be his Wilma 360 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,216 is entirely up to you. 361 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,217 - You could be our Barney. 362 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,218 It's perfect. 363 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,052 The three of us, 364 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:08,887 let's do it. 365 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:09,721 Let's go together. 366 00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:10,555 - You going Mike? 367 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,422 - It's a thought. 368 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,324 It's a thought. - Oh, is it? 369 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,393 - I'm considering the proposition. - Okay. 370 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,127 I'll tell you what. 371 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,061 Mike goes, 372 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,963 I could be persuaded. 373 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:19,964 - [Mike] Me? 374 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,166 - Yeah. 375 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,801 You bring class to this band of heathens. 376 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:23,902 - What night? 377 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,136 - Saturday night. 378 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,038 Night off, no excuses. 379 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,307 - I'm in. 380 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,309 - [Jake] You're in? 381 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,911 - Yeah, I'm in. 382 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:33,912 Why not. 383 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,113 But I'm not Barney. 384 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,114 - Awesome. 385 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:36,948 And, 386 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:37,916 and you? 387 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,617 - Well, if Mike is going, 388 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,753 I guess I can make an appearance. 389 00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:42,954 - That's what I'm talking about. 390 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:43,955 That's, 391 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:44,989 that's people helping people. 392 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:45,990 Fucking-A. 393 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:46,991 - Oh, fucking-A. 394 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:47,826 - Shots, three. 395 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:48,660 - Oh, shots. 396 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:49,594 - Shots. 397 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,495 Wait a minute. 398 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,496 - I'll ring them up, Jesus. 399 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,864 - Okay. 400 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:53,832 - Oh buddy. 401 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,101 Alright. 402 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,370 Yabba dabba doobie. 403 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,840 - [Group] Yabba dabba doobie. 404 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:08,279 (soft music) 405 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,285 - Hey Trace. 406 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,186 - Hey. 407 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,595 - Nice night. 408 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,363 - Yeah. 409 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,238 - Hey, 410 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,976 what happened to your eye, I mean? 411 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:38,877 - Oh, 412 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,013 I fell off my bike. 413 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,215 (soft music) 414 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,149 - Sorry. 415 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,084 - [Tracey] Yeah. 416 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,586 (soft music) 417 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,325 - Didn't you, 418 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:59,497 didn't you fall off your bike a couple months ago? 419 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,335 - You calling me clumsy, Mike? 420 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,270 - No. 421 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,738 No, I'm sorry, I, 422 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,240 goodnight. 423 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,378 - [Tracey] Hey. 424 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,279 - Yeah. 425 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,916 - Your shoe's untied. 426 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,824 (slow suspenseful music) 427 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:33,865 - [Mike] Life is precious. 428 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,266 Life is fragile. 429 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,703 Be your own ally. 430 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,272 (dog barking) 431 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,676 (soft music) 432 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:13,738 Whoa. 433 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:17,909 (soft music) 434 00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:20,511 (upbeat music) 435 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,546 This is awesome. 436 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,248 (upbeat music) 437 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,619 Life is precious. 438 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,021 Life is fragile. 439 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,659 Be your own ally. 440 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:16,861 Life 441 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,530 is precious. 442 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,932 Life is fragile. 443 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,602 Be your own ally. 444 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,439 (laughter) 445 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,108 Life-- 446 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,043 (glass breaking) 447 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,044 - [Tracey] Son of a bitch. 448 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:35,580 (yelling) 449 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,881 - [Boyfriend] What the fuck is wrong with you? 450 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,082 Are you friggin nuts? 451 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,485 Have you completely lost your fucking mind? 452 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,054 (cat meowing) 453 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:45,790 - Oh shit. 454 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:49,393 (dramatic music) 455 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,116 Captain Black rescues cat on roof. 456 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,151 Film at 11. 457 00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:20,658 Gatito was stuck on the roof. 458 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,659 - [Austin] Yeah. 459 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,927 - Yeah. 460 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,362 I got him down, no problem though. 461 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,930 - Cool. 462 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,265 - [Boyfriend] I'll tell you what, 463 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,133 it's going to be a real punk. 464 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:32,303 (yelling in background) 465 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,271 - So you're 466 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,574 just hanging out here then? 467 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,777 I'm gonna give the cat some tuna 468 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,012 if you want to help. 469 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,013 - I'm fine. 470 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,314 Thanks. 471 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,348 - Okay. 472 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,249 Okay. 473 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,555 - [Austin] Hey Mike. 474 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,789 - Yeah. 475 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,892 - Do you have any brothers or sisters? 476 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,799 - Yeah I do. 477 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,201 I have a sister. 478 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,070 We, 479 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,340 we don't really 480 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,975 talk to each other. 481 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:13,711 - How come? 482 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,582 - Yeah, it's a long story. 483 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,751 - [Austin] That's too bad. 484 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,652 - Yeah. 485 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,225 - So why are you dressed like that? 486 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,326 - Oh, this is just a thing. 487 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,261 I'm going to a party. 488 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,997 I was just trying it on for size. 489 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,398 - [Austin] Cool. 490 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,001 - So everything's okay then? 491 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,703 - [Austin] Yeah. 492 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,338 - Yeah? 493 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,739 - [Austin] Yeah. 494 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:43,507 - Okay. 495 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:46,744 Alright, amigo. 496 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,279 I'll leave you be. 497 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,248 - See ya. 498 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,450 - Hey, Austin, 499 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,187 be your own ally. 500 00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:58,889 You ever hear that expression? 501 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,558 - [Austin] No. 502 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,860 - Pretty cool, though, huh. 503 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,862 - [Austin] I guess. 504 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,097 - I'll see you. 505 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,133 - Something low cut, you know what I mean, 506 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,035 but you should see what the chicks wear to this party. 507 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,237 It's like everything's hot. 508 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,238 The zombie's hot. 509 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,239 The nurse's hot. 510 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,274 The kitty cat's hot. 511 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,808 Astronaut's freaking nuts. 512 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,143 - It's cool man, cool. 513 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,878 - Yeah, yeah. 514 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,979 What are you wearing? 515 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,214 - I got something in mind. 516 00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:25,049 - Well don't half ass it, buddy. 517 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,217 This is serious. 518 00:21:26,219 --> 00:21:27,418 - Okay, I like my chances. 519 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,953 - Alright, I love that spirit. 520 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,288 - Hey. 521 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,555 I got a birthday. 522 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,224 (cheering) 523 00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:34,625 - Time to shine. 524 00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:39,463 (cheers and applause) 525 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,400 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 526 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,769 It's a fucking Halloween party. 527 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,237 Everyone's gonna be dressed up. 528 00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:47,204 No problem. 529 00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:51,142 Whiskey. 530 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,552 (soft music) 531 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:18,436 Oh shit. 532 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:24,442 Oh fuck me. 533 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:30,848 Oh fart. 534 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,018 Come on. 535 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,520 Son of a bitch. 536 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,667 - It's a cool outfit, bro. 537 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,068 - Thanks, Andre. 538 00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:55,473 (slow suspenseful music) 539 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:56,974 - [Andre] Faggot. 540 00:22:56,976 --> 00:23:00,444 (slow suspenseful music) 541 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:26,437 (rock music) 542 00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:29,273 ♪ Turn it up ♪ 543 00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,208 ♪ So everybody knows ♪ 544 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,010 ♪ That I got the good thing ♪ 545 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:35,279 ♪ I'll show you how it goes ♪ 546 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:37,381 ♪ Turn me loose ♪ 547 00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:39,016 ♪ Til sweat drips down my shoes ♪ 548 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,452 - This is Marshmallow, she's a rescue. 549 00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,289 - Second, let me guess. 550 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,224 ♪ Know where to find me ♪ 551 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,526 It looks like I know him, 552 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,961 but I don't know him. 553 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:51,862 Are you, 554 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,899 no, no, god, I'm so close. 555 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,300 - You'll get it. 556 00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:57,802 ♪ Music's hot ♪ 557 00:23:57,804 --> 00:24:00,204 - I'm not happy about this. 558 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,039 But I'm telling you, unless I die early, 559 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,708 and I'm gonna be one of those people wearing adult diapers. 560 00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,310 - Oh, is that a banana in your pocket? 561 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,045 - It's as if the green peppers 562 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,213 are the Paul, 563 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,282 and the red peppers are the John, 564 00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:12,883 and the gold peppers 565 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,785 are the George. 566 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,787 - But what about Ringo? 567 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:17,822 - Ringo? 568 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:20,391 Ringo, Ringo. 569 00:24:20,393 --> 00:24:21,559 Orange. 570 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:22,893 Orange peppers. 571 00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,763 I don't know if Ringo even gets a pepper. 572 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:27,398 - [Woman] Poor Ringo. 573 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,399 Hey, it's the walrus. 574 00:24:28,401 --> 00:24:30,234 - These guys here though, 575 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:33,070 in between the peppers, 576 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:35,139 that's Yoko. 577 00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:36,340 - Okay. 578 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,175 - I'll take you back to my cave. 579 00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:39,677 - I want to do something 580 00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:40,744 bigger, 581 00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:41,979 something better. 582 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,180 - What do you mean? 583 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:45,149 You're great at what you do. 584 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,117 - No, no, but I want to be more than just a waiter. - Okay. 585 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,419 Well what do you want to do? 586 00:24:48,421 --> 00:24:50,287 ♪ Go funk yourself ♪ 587 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:51,922 - That's just it, I don't know. 588 00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:54,291 - Jesus, did you hear about that? 589 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,427 Dude, he broke his fucking collar bone 590 00:24:56,429 --> 00:24:58,429 in a goddamn massage parlor. 591 00:24:58,431 --> 00:25:00,464 Yeah, like over a rub and tug place, 592 00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,600 you know what I mean. 593 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:05,269 Cause his feet were all oily, right. 594 00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:06,837 And then after the happy ending, 595 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,005 he just like hops off the table 596 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,707 and breaks his fucking collarbone. 597 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,141 - Jesus. 598 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:12,376 - The best part 599 00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:13,878 he had to lie to his wife about it 600 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,846 because he can't just tell her that he broke 601 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,548 his clavicle in some Chinatown rub and tug 602 00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:18,782 after getting a hand-o. 603 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:20,885 - What did he tell her? 604 00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:22,520 - He told her that he was playing hoops 605 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:23,621 at the YMCA. 606 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:25,956 (laughter) 607 00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:28,626 - I didn't even know he played basketball. 608 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:31,128 (rock music) 609 00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:36,200 - Mike, I'm so drunk. 610 00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:41,372 - Listen, we're nouns. 611 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,073 (laughter) 612 00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:44,141 Not pronouns. 613 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:45,509 I mean all nouns, man. 614 00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:47,411 We're fucking homo sapiens. 615 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:49,580 (laughter) 616 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:51,415 And we're all gonna die. 617 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:52,917 ♪ With you downtown ♪ 618 00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:54,786 We're all gonna die. 619 00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:56,654 I'm sorry, I don't mean to bring it down, but we're all gonna die. 620 00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:59,156 We're all gonna be in this together. 621 00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:02,059 ♪ Oh I get that feeling ♪ 622 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,827 ♪ Yeah you give it to me ♪ 623 00:26:03,829 --> 00:26:05,195 - I got it. 624 00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:06,664 You're that guy. 625 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:09,333 You're the guy from TV. You dressed like the guy 626 00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:10,834 from all those commercials. 627 00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:11,902 - Nailed it. 628 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,405 - Brilliant. 629 00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,106 Absolutely brilliant. 630 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:19,009 ♪ My eyes on the road ♪ 631 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:20,010 - Alright, one, 632 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,211 I'm not gonna, 633 00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,680 I'm not gonna use my cellphone at a urinal. 634 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:23,681 - Yes. 635 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:24,682 - No freaking way, right. 636 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:25,683 - No. 637 00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:26,917 - Alright, second thing. 638 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:29,019 I'm not gonna put ketchup on a hotdog. 639 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:32,056 I mean come on, that's childish. 640 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:34,592 (rock music) 641 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,363 He's leaving. 642 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:40,864 - LA proved too much for the man. 643 00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:42,800 So maybe he wasn't around. 644 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:44,401 You know what I mean. 645 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:47,104 Like maybe he doesn't need the constant reminder 646 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,939 it didn't pan out. 647 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:49,840 Cause, 648 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,543 cause he's quitting. 649 00:26:52,545 --> 00:26:53,911 Like he's turning tail. 650 00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:55,212 And she's just going to jump on a 651 00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:56,580 midnight train to Georgia to, what? 652 00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:57,715 Right, right, 653 00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,049 to rub it in? 654 00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:02,853 Be a constant echo of his failure and regret? 655 00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:05,055 I don't know. 656 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,457 I know I don't need that shit, right. 657 00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:08,192 Stay your ass in LA. 658 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,261 ♪ Doing to me ♪ 659 00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:13,330 ♪ Take me to church ♪ 660 00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:18,969 - Do you know what word is dramatically underused? 661 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,304 - Dastardly? 662 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:21,305 - Close. 663 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:22,373 Rapscallion. 664 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,909 Do not come. 665 00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:28,979 (rock music) 666 00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,185 ♪ You are sleeping ♪ 667 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,655 ♪ At half past three ♪ 668 00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:40,024 ♪ But I know you know girl ♪ 669 00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:42,426 ♪ A man's got his knees ♪ 670 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:45,029 ♪ So I get that feeling ♪ 671 00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:47,598 ♪ Oh I get that feeling ♪ 672 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,267 ♪ Oh I get that feeling ♪ 673 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:53,003 ♪ And you know what it means ♪ 674 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,506 ♪ I get that feeling ♪ 675 00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:57,941 ♪ You give it to me ♪ 676 00:27:57,943 --> 00:27:59,943 ♪ I get that ♪ 677 00:27:59,945 --> 00:28:04,481 ♪ The girl is bad ♪ 678 00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:05,649 ♪ From her to choke ♪ 679 00:28:05,651 --> 00:28:06,950 ♪ You know that she's the shit ♪ 680 00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:10,954 ♪ The way she moves at night ♪ 681 00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:12,122 ♪ The girl is bad ♪ 682 00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:13,724 ♪ You ever need ♪ 683 00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:17,695 ♪ Please tell me that you want me baby ♪ 684 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:18,962 - Well hello. 685 00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:20,264 - Hello to you. 686 00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:24,201 - Hello. 687 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,703 - You already said that. 688 00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:28,338 ♪ I want a good thing ♪ 689 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:29,373 - Good evening. 690 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,708 - Good evening. 691 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,744 - I couldn't help but notice. 692 00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:35,846 - Oh captain, my captain. 693 00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:36,747 - Um. 694 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,349 - [Kitt] Captain Black? 695 00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:40,984 - Oh yes, of course. 696 00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:43,053 Yes I am, I am that. 697 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:43,954 - Well. 698 00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:46,657 ♪ She said she do ♪ 699 00:28:46,659 --> 00:28:48,759 - You look just fine. 700 00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:49,893 ♪ She says she love me ♪ 701 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:51,161 ♪ But I don't believe her ♪ 702 00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:52,696 - And you're Kitt. 703 00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:54,431 - Damn skippy, I'm Kitt. 704 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:55,566 - Whoa, 705 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:56,467 you look 706 00:28:57,670 --> 00:28:58,769 just great. 707 00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:00,170 - Well thank you. 708 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:01,371 - Really, really. 709 00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:02,272 - No way. 710 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:07,578 You guys look so cool. 711 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:08,846 The black Captain, right, 712 00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:10,180 and Kitt Vickie? 713 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:11,248 - Well. 714 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,249 - You know it. 715 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,517 - So awesome. 716 00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:15,052 Let's get a selfie. 717 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:15,953 What. 718 00:29:19,692 --> 00:29:22,459 Oh my god, this looks so good. 719 00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:24,461 Here, put in your numbers and I'll text it to you. 720 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:25,963 - I don't really text. 721 00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,264 - Old school. 722 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,365 That's so sweet. 723 00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:30,467 Comic book nerds are so sweet. 724 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:33,036 My girlfriend is so into comic books. 725 00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:34,738 I got to show her you two. 726 00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:36,240 She's gonna freak the fuck out. 727 00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:37,374 Where is she? 728 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:38,709 Have you seen her? 729 00:29:38,711 --> 00:29:40,077 She's dressed up as a cowgirl. 730 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:41,979 I wanted her to go as Wonder Woman 731 00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:43,947 cause she looks way hot as Wonder Woman. 732 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,382 But she didn't want to 733 00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:46,884 cause she says she's done it too many times 734 00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:48,786 and she'd be pissed if there was another Wonder Woman here. 735 00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:50,087 Blah, blah. 736 00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:51,387 Cause you don't want to be the same person 737 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:52,389 as someone else, right. 738 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:53,624 Unless there's like a zillion people here 739 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,058 and the odds are just way too much. 740 00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,927 Oh, where is she? 741 00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:59,329 Oh well, I lost her. 742 00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:00,464 It's okay. 743 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:01,498 Oops. 744 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:02,566 (laughter) 745 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,635 Look at you two. 746 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:07,004 You guys are the best couple. 747 00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:08,639 Wait. 748 00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:09,807 Wait right here. 749 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,408 I'm getting my cowgirl 750 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:12,743 and we're all doing shots. 751 00:30:12,745 --> 00:30:13,744 Don't move. 752 00:30:13,746 --> 00:30:14,645 - Okay. 753 00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:17,247 ♪ I want to ♪ 754 00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:18,448 - She said we make a good couple. 755 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:20,517 - Yeah, yeah, that's a-- 756 00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:25,355 - Do you like what you see? 757 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,356 - Yes I do. 758 00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,798 - You know what though, 759 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,366 I bet I'd look even better over there 760 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:39,970 on the other side of these lights. 761 00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:42,039 - Oh well then, 762 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:44,308 we should go investigate. 763 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:46,743 (soft music) 764 00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:56,553 (rock music) 765 00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:57,554 - So how are the kids? 766 00:30:57,556 --> 00:31:00,290 (mumbles) 767 00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:02,326 - Fuck. 768 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:04,027 Kids are lonely man. 769 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:06,763 (rock music) 770 00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:15,405 ♪ To the millionaires why ♪ 771 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:19,676 ♪ We rocking to the stage ♪ 772 00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:22,579 ♪ I wouldn't know ♪ 773 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:31,555 (rock music) 774 00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:39,830 - Well, 775 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:41,932 this 776 00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:45,202 seems cozy. 777 00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:46,837 - Uh huh. 778 00:31:46,839 --> 00:31:49,172 (drumming) 779 00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:03,620 - This is crazy, this right here. 780 00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:05,422 - Don't you like it? 781 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,390 - Yeah, I like it. 782 00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:07,524 But I don't even know your name. 783 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:10,594 - Just shut up and kiss me. 784 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,095 - Okay. 785 00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,230 Take off your mask. 786 00:32:13,232 --> 00:32:14,131 - No. 787 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:16,633 - There it is. 788 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:17,601 Right here. 789 00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:27,144 You sure you're okay with this? 790 00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:28,812 - Yes, I'm okay with this. - Okay. 791 00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:31,315 (rock music) 792 00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:36,553 - [Mike] You sure? 793 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:37,554 - [Kitt] Yes. 794 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:38,455 Yes. 795 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:51,168 - Oh my god. 796 00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:54,404 Fuck. 797 00:32:56,408 --> 00:33:01,478 (rock music) (pleasureful moaning) 798 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,833 (laughter) 799 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:23,734 Oh my god. 800 00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:27,504 My god. 801 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:30,107 Wow. 802 00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:32,442 You, 803 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:33,810 you, you, you are, 804 00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:35,445 you are incredible. 805 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:36,613 You're incredible. 806 00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:40,283 - So you are you captain, my captain. 807 00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:41,184 - I don't, 808 00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:45,188 what's your name? 809 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:47,824 - Kitt Vixxen. 810 00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:49,860 (laughter) 811 00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:51,528 - Okay, funny. 812 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:54,031 Funny, funny, funny. 813 00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:56,066 My name's Mike. 814 00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:58,368 What's your real name? 815 00:33:58,370 --> 00:33:59,636 - My what? 816 00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:00,904 - What. 817 00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:02,806 What's your alter ego? 818 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:06,743 - You know, I'm thirsty. 819 00:34:08,047 --> 00:34:10,547 I'm gonna go get a drink. 820 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:11,548 - Okay. 821 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,449 - Yeah. 822 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:30,667 - Okay. 823 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:36,440 Alright. 824 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:40,077 What the fuck just happened? 825 00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:48,185 Yabba dabba dooie. 826 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:50,754 (man singing) 827 00:34:53,025 --> 00:34:55,092 ♪ She drove off to Chino ♪ 828 00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:57,594 ♪ As she done me wrong ♪ 829 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,296 ♪ Gonna jump in the lake ♪ 830 00:34:59,298 --> 00:35:01,531 ♪ As our cannon ball ♪ 831 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,433 ♪ With things get to fake ♪ 832 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:07,304 ♪ I pull back the skin ♪ 833 00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:11,374 ♪ Poor me ♪ 834 00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:16,313 ♪ Poor me ♪ 835 00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:17,981 ♪ Poor me ♪ 836 00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:20,484 (soft music) 837 00:35:43,609 --> 00:35:45,842 ♪ Poor me ♪ 838 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,980 (soft music) 839 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:04,394 Did I fucking dream that? 840 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,202 Nope. 841 00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:14,104 I did not. 842 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,340 - I got a birthday. 843 00:36:20,112 --> 00:36:21,511 - Yabba 844 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,413 dabba do. 845 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,515 - No guacamole. 846 00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:29,452 - Captain Black. 847 00:36:29,454 --> 00:36:30,687 Captain Black. 848 00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:36,393 ♪ If you're ever in danger ♪ 849 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:39,362 ♪ There's no need to hide ♪ 850 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:42,399 ♪ For there's dark stranger ♪ 851 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:45,635 ♪ Who will stand by your side ♪ 852 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:48,905 ♪ He's a leader of justice ♪ 853 00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:52,142 ♪ Leader of the pack ♪ 854 00:36:52,144 --> 00:36:55,478 ♪ They call him the captain ♪ 855 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,215 ♪ Captain Black ♪ 856 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:13,930 ♪ He will right every wrong here ♪ 857 00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:17,400 ♪ He will take a stand ♪ 858 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:20,503 ♪ He will always be strong dear ♪ 859 00:37:20,505 --> 00:37:23,506 ♪ For his fellow man ♪ 860 00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:26,843 ♪ He'll run through a desert ♪ 861 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:29,946 ♪ Crawl through hell and back ♪ 862 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:33,049 ♪ Just call for the captain ♪ 863 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:36,586 ♪ Captain Black ♪ 864 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,522 ♪ Just call for the captain ♪ 865 00:37:39,524 --> 00:37:42,692 ♪ Captain Black ♪ 866 00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:45,695 ♪ Just call for the captain ♪ 867 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:50,767 ♪ Captain ♪ 868 00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:53,470 ♪ Black ♪ 869 00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:06,783 (bell ringing) 870 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:12,722 ♪ I'm feeling good ♪ 871 00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:14,991 ♪ I'm feeling fine ♪ 872 00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:20,063 ♪ Thinking of you ♪ 873 00:38:20,565 --> 00:38:22,132 ♪ Fine ♪ 874 00:38:24,169 --> 00:38:26,569 I'm going for a fucking run. 875 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:28,805 I'm going. 876 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:29,839 I'm going. 877 00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:30,807 I'm going. 878 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:33,476 (upbeat music) 879 00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:43,286 Oh fuck. 880 00:38:43,288 --> 00:38:44,621 Holy shit. 881 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:45,522 Oh my god. 882 00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:50,994 Jesus. 883 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:54,130 Good luck with this shit. 884 00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:55,031 Fuck me. 885 00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:57,767 Holy hell. 886 00:38:58,270 --> 00:38:59,936 Holy hell. 887 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:00,837 Oh my God. 888 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,316 - [Jake] Yo. 889 00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:14,351 Sarge. 890 00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:15,318 - Yo. 891 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,353 - There he is. 892 00:39:16,355 --> 00:39:18,605 What's up sergeant? 893 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:20,856 - Good evening. - [Jake] Was I right, or was I fucking right? 894 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,959 - You were, you were absolutely right. 895 00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:25,462 Yes. - I tried to clean up for like three hours straight, 896 00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:28,298 didn't even make a dent in the place. - That was, that was. 897 00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:29,532 - Yeah, off the charts. 898 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:30,867 It's the best party ever. 899 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,235 - Off the charts, 900 00:39:32,237 --> 00:39:33,536 off the chain, 901 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:34,537 off the rails, 902 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:35,705 off the hook. 903 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,006 Why were you calling me sergeant? 904 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,308 - That's who you were, right? 905 00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:39,342 Sergeant Blackstar or something like that? 906 00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:40,377 - No, no, no, no, 907 00:39:40,379 --> 00:39:41,378 captain, Captain Black. 908 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:42,679 - Ah, right, right, right. 909 00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:44,748 - Well thank you very much for inviting me 910 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,082 and talking me into that. 911 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,317 I had a blast man. 912 00:39:47,319 --> 00:39:48,819 That was a blast. 913 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:50,320 - Dude, I'm just happy you came. That was awesome. 914 00:39:50,322 --> 00:39:51,321 Did you get wasted? 915 00:39:51,323 --> 00:39:53,656 - No, I had a couple beers. - Yeah. 916 00:39:53,658 --> 00:39:54,691 Did you meet any felines? 917 00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:55,892 - Felines? 918 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:58,061 I was gonna ask you. 919 00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,129 There was a, 920 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:01,231 there was a Kitt Vixxen there. 921 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:03,500 - Yeah. There were a lot of vixens there, dude. 922 00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:04,734 - No, no, no, no. 923 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,369 Kitt Vixxen is a character 924 00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:07,771 from the same comic as me, 925 00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:09,005 as Captain Black. 926 00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:10,557 - No. 927 00:40:10,558 --> 00:40:12,108 I don't know man. I was like three shades of shitfaced. 928 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,377 - So you don't know who she was? - [Jake] No, sorry. 929 00:40:14,379 --> 00:40:15,445 - I figured. 930 00:40:16,348 --> 00:40:19,115 - I mean did you get her info? 931 00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:21,184 - No, no, no, she split before I even got her name. 932 00:40:21,186 --> 00:40:22,986 - [Jake] She smoking? 933 00:40:24,689 --> 00:40:25,889 - Grass? 934 00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:27,190 - No, not smoking grass, whatever. 935 00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:28,725 Everybody was smoking. 936 00:40:28,727 --> 00:40:30,026 No, smoking hot. 937 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:31,194 - Oh yeah, oh god yes. 938 00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:32,195 Oh, that smoking. 939 00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:33,229 Yes very much so. 940 00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:35,098 Very much so smoking. 941 00:40:36,401 --> 00:40:37,434 - Okay. 942 00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:38,435 So you hook up? 943 00:40:38,437 --> 00:40:39,436 Did you hook up? 944 00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:40,804 Did you? 945 00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:42,572 You did, didn't you. 946 00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:43,873 Good. 947 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:45,208 Dude, I need details. 948 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:46,476 - No, I don't do details. 949 00:40:46,478 --> 00:40:47,343 - Ripoff. 950 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:49,712 - Yo, caveman. 951 00:40:49,714 --> 00:40:51,381 That drink order up. 952 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:53,550 Oh, hi Mike. 953 00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:55,002 - Oh hey, Kris. 954 00:40:55,003 --> 00:40:56,453 - [Waitress] Hot plates coming through. - Recovering? 955 00:40:56,455 --> 00:40:57,287 - Recovering from the party? 956 00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:58,254 - Uh huh. 957 00:40:58,256 --> 00:40:59,489 - No, I'm good, I'm good. 958 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:00,723 I went for a jog actually. - Oh. 959 00:41:00,725 --> 00:41:02,091 Had to sweat off that girl 960 00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:03,059 with the cat ears 961 00:41:03,061 --> 00:41:04,627 and that tight body suit, huh. 962 00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:05,895 - What? 963 00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:07,914 - I saw you talking to that hottie. 964 00:41:07,915 --> 00:41:09,932 Hey Flintstones, these drinks aren't gonna make themselves. - [Jake] I'm on it. 965 00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:11,434 - Do you know her? 966 00:41:11,436 --> 00:41:12,769 - No, I never saw her before. 967 00:41:12,771 --> 00:41:14,437 She's pretty. 968 00:41:14,439 --> 00:41:15,438 - Yeah. 969 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,439 - What's her name? 970 00:41:16,441 --> 00:41:18,141 - Good question. 971 00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:20,577 - No name? 972 00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:21,578 Scandalous. 973 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,146 - Okay, I'll be in the office. 974 00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:25,482 - Alright man, but I want the skinny on the shit dude. 975 00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:26,916 I'm not pussyfooting around. 976 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:28,918 I want the real nitty gritty. 977 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,354 (soft music) 978 00:42:04,489 --> 00:42:06,556 - Happy Thanksgiving. 979 00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:08,958 (soft music) 980 00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:16,766 I got you a cornucopia. 981 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:21,905 They're giving them away at the store. 982 00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:26,142 There you go. 983 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,113 Here you go. 984 00:42:31,182 --> 00:42:33,716 (soft music) 985 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:35,818 Here I go. 986 00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:39,722 (soft music) 987 00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:01,578 Happy Thanksgiving. 988 00:43:02,514 --> 00:43:04,948 (soft music) 989 00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:17,927 I would have invited Brie, 990 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:24,167 I'm sure they have plans. 991 00:43:26,204 --> 00:43:29,606 (holiday music playing) 992 00:43:43,054 --> 00:43:44,253 (group chatter) 993 00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:45,455 - He said he was playing basketball. 994 00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:46,923 Hoops he said. 995 00:43:46,925 --> 00:43:48,725 But you know, I'm not buying that for a second. 996 00:43:48,727 --> 00:43:50,393 Basketball? 997 00:43:50,395 --> 00:43:51,594 - What makes you say that? 998 00:43:51,596 --> 00:43:55,098 - Well he hasn't played basketball for ages. 999 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:57,000 And the YMCA? 1000 00:43:57,002 --> 00:43:59,969 Like I'm not even sure that he still has a YMCA membership. 1001 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,170 - But why would he lie? 1002 00:44:01,172 --> 00:44:03,239 I mean like who lies about the YMCA? 1003 00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:04,440 - Exactly. 1004 00:44:04,442 --> 00:44:05,475 This is so-- 1005 00:44:06,444 --> 00:44:07,844 - [Woman] It's so. 1006 00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:09,612 - [Woman In Stripes] I don't know. 1007 00:44:09,614 --> 00:44:10,847 I smell a rat. 1008 00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:14,684 - Hey, I got a birthday. 1009 00:44:14,686 --> 00:44:16,019 - Oh thank god. 1010 00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:23,259 - Alright, you guys ready or what motherfuckers? Fuck yes. 1011 00:44:23,261 --> 00:44:24,527 Fuck yes. 1012 00:44:24,529 --> 00:44:26,763 We'll light it there, we'll light it there. 1013 00:44:26,765 --> 00:44:30,166 (cheering and clapping) 1014 00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:37,106 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 1015 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:39,208 ♪ Pochita ♪ 1016 00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:41,611 ♪ Birthday party is for you ♪ 1017 00:44:41,613 --> 00:44:42,612 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 1018 00:44:42,614 --> 00:44:44,981 ♪ To our amiga ♪ 1019 00:44:44,983 --> 00:44:46,616 ♪ Happy birthday is to you ♪ 1020 00:44:46,618 --> 00:44:47,617 ♪ Babaloo ♪ 1021 00:44:47,619 --> 00:44:50,853 (cheers and applause) 1022 00:44:51,823 --> 00:44:53,790 (soft music) 1023 00:44:53,792 --> 00:44:56,125 (applause) 1024 00:45:03,635 --> 00:45:04,701 - Thank you. 1025 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:09,872 - Yes, of course. 1026 00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:10,973 Yes. 1027 00:45:10,975 --> 00:45:11,874 Thank you. 1028 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:16,345 Happy birthday. 1029 00:45:16,347 --> 00:45:17,413 - Thank you. 1030 00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:19,849 Birthdays, 1031 00:45:19,851 --> 00:45:21,584 birthdays are great. 1032 00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,954 - [Father] Thank you. 1033 00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,425 - What's your name? 1034 00:45:29,427 --> 00:45:30,426 - Maria. 1035 00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:32,495 - Happy birthday, Maria. 1036 00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:35,298 - [Maria] Thank you. 1037 00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:38,568 - My name's Mike. 1038 00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:41,604 My name's Mike. 1039 00:45:43,441 --> 00:45:44,841 - [Dad] Okay, well, thanks Mike. 1040 00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:45,908 - Of course. 1041 00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:48,945 - [Dad] Great. 1042 00:45:48,947 --> 00:45:51,314 - Cheesecake's on the house. 1043 00:45:52,884 --> 00:45:54,751 - [Dad] Thank you. 1044 00:45:54,753 --> 00:45:56,986 - [Mom] That's very sweet. 1045 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:03,326 - They don't make cheesecake the way they used to. 1046 00:46:06,364 --> 00:46:07,196 Well. 1047 00:46:08,133 --> 00:46:09,866 Happy birthday again. 1048 00:46:09,868 --> 00:46:11,434 - Thank you again. 1049 00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:16,472 - So how old are you anyway? 1050 00:46:17,742 --> 00:46:19,308 - [Mom] 17. 1051 00:46:19,310 --> 00:46:20,376 - [Dad] That's right. 1052 00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:22,111 No more sweet 16. 1053 00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:23,813 - [Brother] And never been kissed. 1054 00:46:23,815 --> 00:46:25,281 - [Mom] Quiet. 1055 00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:28,117 (dramatic music) 1056 00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:37,627 - You okay boss? 1057 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,854 (knocking on door) 1058 00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:07,023 - Yes? 1059 00:47:09,527 --> 00:47:10,526 - [Kris] Mike? 1060 00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:11,527 - Yes. 1061 00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:13,362 - [Kris] Are you okay? 1062 00:47:13,364 --> 00:47:14,964 - [Mike] Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. 1063 00:47:14,966 --> 00:47:17,366 I got a little queasy. 1064 00:47:17,368 --> 00:47:18,267 I'm sorry. 1065 00:47:21,139 --> 00:47:22,471 - Can I come in? 1066 00:47:22,473 --> 00:47:25,541 - [Mike] Of course, yeah, I'm sorry. 1067 00:47:38,857 --> 00:47:40,356 - You okay Mike? 1068 00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:41,390 - [Mike] I'm good. 1069 00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:43,726 I just got a little queasy. 1070 00:47:45,897 --> 00:47:47,897 - [Kris] Do you know what times it is? 1071 00:47:47,899 --> 00:47:48,898 - Time? 1072 00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:49,799 No, why? 1073 00:47:51,703 --> 00:47:52,935 - [Kris] Mike. 1074 00:47:53,738 --> 00:47:55,137 - It's after 11. 1075 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:57,974 That's fine. 1076 00:47:57,976 --> 00:47:59,475 - Mike, we haven't seen you 1077 00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:01,377 for two fucking hours. 1078 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,981 I have been doing all of your shit. 1079 00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:05,982 Counting drops, 1080 00:48:05,984 --> 00:48:06,983 cutting people, 1081 00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:08,217 checking the side work, 1082 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:09,819 what the fuck are you doing down here? 1083 00:48:09,821 --> 00:48:11,254 - I'm sorry. 1084 00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:12,321 - It's okay. 1085 00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:14,290 I'm fine. 1086 00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:16,359 Everything's fine. 1087 00:48:16,361 --> 00:48:17,560 But are you okay? 1088 00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:18,561 - I'm good. 1089 00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:19,462 I'm good. 1090 00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:24,800 - Are you sick? 1091 00:48:25,837 --> 00:48:26,903 - Yeah, you know I did. 1092 00:48:26,905 --> 00:48:28,337 I got sick. 1093 00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:29,772 I was. 1094 00:48:29,774 --> 00:48:31,107 But it's over now. 1095 00:48:31,109 --> 00:48:32,008 - Michael. 1096 00:48:33,745 --> 00:48:36,512 What the hell is going on? 1097 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:37,747 - Can we talk? 1098 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:40,082 - Of course. 1099 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:40,983 - Okay. 1100 00:48:48,026 --> 00:48:48,925 - Well? 1101 00:48:50,295 --> 00:48:51,260 - The what? 1102 00:48:52,864 --> 00:48:55,031 - Do you want to talk? 1103 00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:56,132 - Oh Jesus yes. 1104 00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:57,133 Can we? 1105 00:48:57,135 --> 00:48:58,134 Can we? 1106 00:48:58,136 --> 00:48:59,201 That would be great. 1107 00:48:59,203 --> 00:49:00,603 - So let's talk. 1108 00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:03,139 - Yeah, okay. 1109 00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:04,040 Only-- 1110 00:49:06,244 --> 00:49:07,243 - Only what? 1111 00:49:07,245 --> 00:49:08,644 - Only, 1112 00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:09,912 not right now. 1113 00:49:09,914 --> 00:49:11,480 Can we talk later? 1114 00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:14,150 - You know we can Mike. 1115 00:49:14,152 --> 00:49:16,986 - Yeah, like maybe tomorrow. 1116 00:49:16,988 --> 00:49:18,654 - Tomorrow is fine. 1117 00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:20,656 - Okay. 1118 00:49:20,658 --> 00:49:21,924 - Okay. 1119 00:49:21,926 --> 00:49:24,460 (soft music) 1120 00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:32,401 - Fuck, holy shit. 1121 00:49:32,403 --> 00:49:33,235 Is everything okay out there? 1122 00:49:33,237 --> 00:49:35,404 - Everything is fine. 1123 00:49:35,406 --> 00:49:36,405 - Oh my god. 1124 00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:37,473 - I took care of everything. 1125 00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:38,574 - It's 11:11, is everyone gone? 1126 00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:39,575 - Everyone but Jake. 1127 00:49:39,577 --> 00:49:41,444 He's just closed up. 1128 00:49:41,446 --> 00:49:42,645 But you need to lock up. 1129 00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:43,646 You do know that, right? 1130 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:44,647 - Yeah, of course. 1131 00:49:44,649 --> 00:49:45,648 Of course. 1132 00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:46,482 Of course. 1133 00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:47,316 - Okay. 1134 00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:48,217 - Okay. 1135 00:49:49,687 --> 00:49:51,587 - So you're gonna, 1136 00:49:51,589 --> 00:49:53,089 you gonna be alright? 1137 00:49:53,091 --> 00:49:54,790 I can leave you alone? 1138 00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:56,292 Okay. 1139 00:49:56,294 --> 00:49:57,293 - Of course. 1140 00:49:57,295 --> 00:49:58,828 I'll go with you. 1141 00:50:01,132 --> 00:50:02,598 So Kris. 1142 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:03,499 - Mike. 1143 00:50:06,104 --> 00:50:06,969 - Tomorrow. 1144 00:50:06,971 --> 00:50:08,004 - Tomorrow. 1145 00:50:09,941 --> 00:50:10,973 - We'll talk. 1146 00:50:10,975 --> 00:50:12,541 - Of course, babe. 1147 00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:15,678 We can talk about anything you like, okay. 1148 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,279 I'm here for you. 1149 00:50:17,281 --> 00:50:21,217 We can talk now if you'd like. 1150 00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:22,184 - Tomorrow. 1151 00:50:23,955 --> 00:50:26,455 I'll buy you a drink. 1152 00:50:26,457 --> 00:50:29,625 - After tonight, you owe me a bottle. 1153 00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:34,196 (soft music) 1154 00:50:39,971 --> 00:50:42,238 ♪ Yabba dabba doobie ♪ 1155 00:50:44,175 --> 00:50:46,809 - [Junior] Hey, I got a birthday. 1156 00:50:48,046 --> 00:50:49,845 (soft music) 1157 00:50:49,847 --> 00:50:53,382 - [Dad] That's right, no more sweet 16. 1158 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:55,518 (soft music) 1159 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,886 - [Mom] Scandalous. 1160 00:50:56,888 --> 00:50:59,321 (soft music) 1161 00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:03,759 - [Jake] That's a cool outfit bro. 1162 00:51:04,929 --> 00:51:07,163 - [Maria] Do you like what you see? 1163 00:51:07,165 --> 00:51:09,598 (cat meowing) 1164 00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:18,240 (soft music) 1165 00:51:21,512 --> 00:51:22,545 - Oh my god. 1166 00:51:22,547 --> 00:51:24,013 So good. 1167 00:51:24,015 --> 00:51:25,214 Here, put in your numbers 1168 00:51:25,216 --> 00:51:26,415 and I'll text it to you. 1169 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:27,917 - Oh, I don't normally text. 1170 00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:29,085 - Old school. 1171 00:51:29,087 --> 00:51:30,619 That's so sweet. 1172 00:51:30,621 --> 00:51:33,122 (soft music) 1173 00:52:01,052 --> 00:52:03,719 (siren blaring) 1174 00:52:15,066 --> 00:52:16,565 (soft music) 1175 00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:20,169 ♪ I ♪ 1176 00:52:20,171 --> 00:52:25,241 ♪ Know how to hit the road ♪ 1177 00:52:26,077 --> 00:52:30,179 ♪ Know how to go it alone ♪ 1178 00:52:30,181 --> 00:52:32,815 ♪ Down some dark ♪ 1179 00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:37,887 ♪ Highway ♪ 1180 00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:42,858 ♪ But I ♪ 1181 00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:47,930 ♪ I ain't been here before ♪ 1182 00:52:49,433 --> 00:52:54,503 ♪ Some southern bound platform ♪ 1183 00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:57,339 ♪ My love gone away ♪ 1184 00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:58,274 - Good morning. 1185 00:52:58,276 --> 00:52:59,175 - Morning. 1186 00:53:01,779 --> 00:53:05,714 ♪ It's like somebody else is at the wheel driving ♪ 1187 00:53:05,716 --> 00:53:08,317 ♪ 500 tons of steel ♪ 1188 00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:13,389 ♪ And that's as half as heavy as my heart ♪ 1189 00:53:17,328 --> 00:53:22,398 ♪ And I ♪ 1190 00:53:23,234 --> 00:53:27,436 ♪ Can hear the trains cry ♪ 1191 00:53:28,306 --> 00:53:31,640 ♪ Now I finally know why ♪ 1192 00:53:31,642 --> 00:53:35,411 ♪ It's the most lonesome ♪ 1193 00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:40,482 ♪ Sound ♪ 1194 00:53:41,052 --> 00:53:44,653 ♪ Yeah I ♪ 1195 00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:49,725 ♪ I know why the trains cry ♪ 1196 00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:54,330 ♪ They're leaving with goodbye ♪ 1197 00:53:54,332 --> 00:53:58,234 ♪ They can't just turn around ♪ 1198 00:54:04,508 --> 00:54:08,177 ♪ This ♪ 1199 00:54:08,179 --> 00:54:13,249 ♪ This is the life I picked ♪ 1200 00:54:14,352 --> 00:54:18,520 ♪ And this is the love I can give ♪ 1201 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:23,692 ♪ But it's always heading out of town ♪ 1202 00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:29,798 ♪ Yeah, somebody else is at the wheel ♪ 1203 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,636 ♪ Timed like a thief coming and stealing ♪ 1204 00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:37,873 ♪ Take me away from where you are ♪ 1205 00:54:39,043 --> 00:54:41,844 (birds chirping) 1206 00:55:03,234 --> 00:55:04,133 - Hi. 1207 00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:06,635 - [Maria] Hey. 1208 00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:11,907 - Nice day. 1209 00:55:14,245 --> 00:55:15,511 - [Maria] Yeah. 1210 00:55:20,318 --> 00:55:21,317 - So. 1211 00:55:21,319 --> 00:55:22,651 - [Maria] Yeah? 1212 00:55:27,158 --> 00:55:31,860 - So I don't really know what to, to say here. 1213 00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:34,029 - [Maria] I don't either. 1214 00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,268 - That was nuts. 1215 00:55:40,338 --> 00:55:41,236 - Yep. 1216 00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:45,407 - That was just crazy. 1217 00:55:47,144 --> 00:55:48,610 That whole night. 1218 00:55:50,281 --> 00:55:51,180 Really. 1219 00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:53,782 Everything that night, that kind of thing doesn't 1220 00:55:53,784 --> 00:55:55,851 happen to me or with me. 1221 00:55:59,623 --> 00:56:02,024 I just, I don't do that 1222 00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:03,258 kind of thing. 1223 00:56:05,196 --> 00:56:06,095 Do you? 1224 00:56:07,298 --> 00:56:08,130 - No. 1225 00:56:12,970 --> 00:56:13,969 - [Mike] That's great. 1226 00:56:13,971 --> 00:56:15,637 I mean that's cool. 1227 00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:20,409 You just seem so- 1228 00:56:20,411 --> 00:56:21,310 - So what? 1229 00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:24,113 - I don't know, so 1230 00:56:26,217 --> 00:56:27,116 smooth, 1231 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,653 experienced, 1232 00:56:31,655 --> 00:56:32,755 self-assured. 1233 00:56:34,658 --> 00:56:37,059 And I just wondered if maybe 1234 00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:39,428 you know, 1235 00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:41,830 this wasn't something new for you. 1236 00:56:41,832 --> 00:56:43,065 - Well it was. 1237 00:56:45,236 --> 00:56:46,802 - You and me both. 1238 00:56:51,275 --> 00:56:52,174 - So. 1239 00:56:57,848 --> 00:56:59,682 - So. 1240 00:56:59,683 --> 00:57:01,517 - So do you have any questions for me? 1241 00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:02,451 - Questions? 1242 00:57:02,453 --> 00:57:03,352 No. 1243 00:57:05,423 --> 00:57:06,422 No, I just, 1244 00:57:08,259 --> 00:57:10,259 I just hope we're cool. 1245 00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:14,096 Are we? 1246 00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:16,498 - Are we cool? 1247 00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:18,767 - Yeah, are we? 1248 00:57:20,638 --> 00:57:21,537 - Look, 1249 00:57:25,142 --> 00:57:26,041 I'm late. 1250 00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:29,211 - Okay. 1251 00:57:29,213 --> 00:57:30,479 I'm sorry, I don't want to keep you. 1252 00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:32,080 I just wanted to talk. 1253 00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:33,715 - No. 1254 00:57:33,717 --> 00:57:35,117 No, I'm late. 1255 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:36,385 - Okay, that's fine. 1256 00:57:36,387 --> 00:57:38,253 I'll just, take care of yourself I guess. 1257 00:57:38,255 --> 00:57:39,154 - Mike. 1258 00:57:40,991 --> 00:57:41,890 I'm late. 1259 00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:46,328 (soft music) 1260 00:57:46,330 --> 00:57:47,796 - Oh Jesus Christ. 1261 00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:48,997 - Yeah. 1262 00:57:48,999 --> 00:57:51,500 (soft music) 1263 00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:58,540 - Okay, so how do we, 1264 00:58:00,744 --> 00:58:04,313 how do you want to proceed? 1265 00:58:06,517 --> 00:58:07,816 - I don't know. 1266 00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:09,918 - How can I help? 1267 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:12,688 - I don't know, I don't know. 1268 00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:15,424 Okay, this is new to me. 1269 00:58:15,426 --> 00:58:17,693 Kind of new waters, you know. 1270 00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:19,661 - Of course, of course. 1271 00:58:24,635 --> 00:58:26,034 - Well have you, 1272 00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:29,104 have you 1273 00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:31,006 considered 1274 00:58:32,343 --> 00:58:34,510 what are you considering? 1275 00:58:35,379 --> 00:58:36,879 - I have no clue. 1276 00:58:40,651 --> 00:58:42,017 This is not what I had in mind, 1277 00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:44,186 not what I had in mind that night, 1278 00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:46,154 not what I had in mind for my life for right now. 1279 00:58:46,156 --> 00:58:49,992 Okay, this was not a part of the plan, you know. 1280 00:58:49,994 --> 00:58:51,627 - I understand. 1281 00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:54,463 (soft music) 1282 00:58:54,465 --> 00:58:57,332 - I mean I can't have a kid. 1283 00:58:57,334 --> 00:58:58,233 Right now? 1284 00:58:59,470 --> 00:59:03,138 Are you fucking kidding me? 1285 00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:04,039 No way. 1286 00:59:06,577 --> 00:59:10,078 But I can't tell my parents either. 1287 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,713 They'd pitch a fit. 1288 00:59:17,154 --> 00:59:19,388 This is just so fucked up. 1289 00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:22,357 This was not supposed to happen to me, 1290 00:59:22,359 --> 00:59:23,592 not like this. 1291 00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:29,731 - Have you looked into a, 1292 00:59:30,601 --> 00:59:31,667 a procedure? 1293 00:59:34,705 --> 00:59:36,204 - I need to get my parent's permission 1294 00:59:36,206 --> 00:59:38,173 in order to get an abortion. 1295 00:59:38,175 --> 00:59:39,875 Unless I want to go see a judge. 1296 00:59:39,877 --> 00:59:42,277 And that's not gonna happen. 1297 00:59:43,514 --> 00:59:44,846 - Well what about me? 1298 00:59:44,848 --> 00:59:46,381 Can I help? 1299 00:59:46,383 --> 00:59:48,016 - You? 1300 00:59:48,018 --> 00:59:50,185 Help, seriously? 1301 00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:51,887 You're my fucking statutory rapist, 1302 00:59:51,889 --> 00:59:54,089 what the hell can you do? 1303 00:59:55,192 --> 00:59:57,059 You've done quite enough already, 1304 00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:58,460 don't you think. 1305 01:00:01,198 --> 01:00:02,097 - Right. 1306 01:00:03,133 --> 01:00:04,032 Right. 1307 01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:08,170 - I'm sorry. 1308 01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:10,439 Okay, I'm just, 1309 01:00:11,976 --> 01:00:13,709 I'm just kind of freaking out over here, you know. 1310 01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:14,776 - Oh I know. 1311 01:00:15,546 --> 01:00:17,045 Trust me, I know. 1312 01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:22,217 - Look, I got to go. 1313 01:00:22,219 --> 01:00:23,986 - So Maria-- 1314 01:00:23,988 --> 01:00:25,053 - Yes, Mike? 1315 01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:32,628 - This is all pretty delicate, you know. 1316 01:00:34,264 --> 01:00:35,163 I mean-- 1317 01:00:36,934 --> 01:00:37,966 - I get it. 1318 01:00:39,737 --> 01:00:41,603 - I mean I want to be there for you, but-- 1319 01:00:41,605 --> 01:00:43,071 - I know. 1320 01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:44,673 - [Mike] This. 1321 01:00:44,675 --> 01:00:45,907 - It's okay. 1322 01:00:45,909 --> 01:00:46,742 You just can't right now. 1323 01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:48,310 I get it. 1324 01:00:48,312 --> 01:00:50,746 (soft music) 1325 01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:51,780 - [Mike] Do you have someone, 1326 01:00:51,782 --> 01:00:53,582 do you have someone to help you? 1327 01:00:53,584 --> 01:00:55,017 - I'm a big girl. 1328 01:00:55,919 --> 01:00:57,853 I'll be fine on my own. 1329 01:01:00,591 --> 01:01:01,423 And Mike, 1330 01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:04,159 you, 1331 01:01:05,596 --> 01:01:06,495 you were 1332 01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:08,997 good 1333 01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:11,833 as Captain Black. 1334 01:01:13,704 --> 01:01:14,936 See ya. 1335 01:01:16,273 --> 01:01:18,740 (soft music) 1336 01:01:20,944 --> 01:01:23,545 (kids playing) 1337 01:01:29,286 --> 01:01:30,352 - Oh my god. 1338 01:01:45,569 --> 01:01:46,702 Lord help me. 1339 01:01:54,244 --> 01:01:56,344 - [Woman] Hello? 1340 01:01:56,346 --> 01:01:57,212 - Hi. 1341 01:02:03,987 --> 01:02:06,755 (doorbell rings) 1342 01:02:17,534 --> 01:02:18,366 Hi. 1343 01:02:18,368 --> 01:02:19,568 - [Woman] Hi. 1344 01:02:21,572 --> 01:02:22,738 Well come in. 1345 01:02:24,341 --> 01:02:25,240 - Thanks. 1346 01:02:38,021 --> 01:02:40,722 - Can I get you some water or something? 1347 01:02:40,724 --> 01:02:41,723 - No, thanks. 1348 01:02:41,725 --> 01:02:42,624 I'm fine 1349 01:02:44,962 --> 01:02:46,962 - Oh, sit down I guess. 1350 01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:53,435 - [Kid] Give it to me. 1351 01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:54,936 - [Kid] No mine. 1352 01:02:54,938 --> 01:02:56,471 (screams) 1353 01:02:56,473 --> 01:02:58,273 - Just give me a minute. 1354 01:02:58,275 --> 01:02:59,708 - [Kid] Mine, give it to me. 1355 01:02:59,710 --> 01:03:00,742 - [Kid] Mine. 1356 01:03:00,744 --> 01:03:02,277 Mine, give it to me. 1357 01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:05,213 - [Woman] Hey, no, no, don't. 1358 01:03:05,215 --> 01:03:06,915 Uncle Mike is here 1359 01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:08,383 and I need to talk to him 1360 01:03:08,385 --> 01:03:10,085 in private for a minute. 1361 01:03:10,086 --> 01:03:11,786 So just give me a second, okay. I'll be back. 1362 01:03:32,743 --> 01:03:35,110 - The place looks great. 1363 01:03:35,112 --> 01:03:36,011 - Thanks. 1364 01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:40,248 - How are the kids? 1365 01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:41,483 - [Brie] Mike. 1366 01:03:46,924 --> 01:03:49,624 - You know, this year would have been their 1367 01:03:49,626 --> 01:03:52,260 50th wedding anniversary. 1368 01:03:52,262 --> 01:03:53,995 - I'm aware of that. 1369 01:03:58,335 --> 01:04:00,302 - Do you remember, 1370 01:04:00,304 --> 01:04:03,138 remember a long time ago, 1371 01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:04,539 I told you that, 1372 01:04:05,642 --> 01:04:08,844 that we should see each other more often. 1373 01:04:10,848 --> 01:04:12,714 I was afraid that 1374 01:04:12,716 --> 01:04:13,682 when we did 1375 01:04:15,953 --> 01:04:17,752 that it would be bad. 1376 01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:20,956 It would be because of something bad. 1377 01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:22,057 Do you remember that? 1378 01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:23,625 - I remember that. 1379 01:04:27,130 --> 01:04:28,864 - This might be bad. 1380 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:36,838 - Okay. 1381 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,907 - I might be in trouble. 1382 01:04:40,143 --> 01:04:41,042 - Okay. 1383 01:04:42,579 --> 01:04:44,212 - I met a girl, and 1384 01:04:46,316 --> 01:04:48,884 I think she might be pregnant. 1385 01:04:49,853 --> 01:04:50,752 - Okay. 1386 01:04:52,189 --> 01:04:53,555 - The thing is, 1387 01:04:55,092 --> 01:04:56,524 when we met, 1388 01:04:56,526 --> 01:04:57,559 she didn't, 1389 01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:03,164 I never asked her 1390 01:05:05,502 --> 01:05:06,902 how old she was. 1391 01:05:09,439 --> 01:05:11,039 - What? 1392 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,674 - And I-- 1393 01:05:12,676 --> 01:05:15,176 - Oh my god, what the fuck, Mike? 1394 01:05:15,178 --> 01:05:18,546 - [Mike] I thought about what happened to you. - What the fuck are you saying? 1395 01:05:18,548 --> 01:05:19,447 - That I felt awful. 1396 01:05:19,449 --> 01:05:21,049 - [Brie] You felt awful? 1397 01:05:21,051 --> 01:05:22,367 - I did. 1398 01:05:22,368 --> 01:05:23,684 I felt awful. Of course I felt awful. 1399 01:05:23,687 --> 01:05:25,754 - How can you come in my house with this and you tell me to feel bad? 1400 01:05:25,756 --> 01:05:26,454 - I'm sorry. 1401 01:05:26,456 --> 01:05:27,856 - [Brie] You tell me this. 1402 01:05:27,857 --> 01:05:29,257 - I didn't know what to do. - You abandoned me, Mike. 1403 01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:30,525 You just left me. 1404 01:05:30,527 --> 01:05:32,394 I was horrified and I felt alone, 1405 01:05:32,396 --> 01:05:33,862 and you just left me. 1406 01:05:33,864 --> 01:05:34,863 - I didn't know. 1407 01:05:34,865 --> 01:05:35,864 I didn't know what to do. 1408 01:05:35,866 --> 01:05:36,898 - Fuck you. 1409 01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:37,916 Get out of my house. 1410 01:05:37,917 --> 01:05:38,933 - No, I'm not gonna get out of your house. 1411 01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:40,202 I want to talk to you. 1412 01:05:40,203 --> 01:05:41,469 - No, I'm not talking to you. Get out of my house. 1413 01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:42,470 You cannot talk to me. 1414 01:05:42,472 --> 01:05:43,405 I am not here for you. 1415 01:05:43,407 --> 01:05:45,407 Get out of my house right now. 1416 01:05:45,409 --> 01:05:46,408 - No. 1417 01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:47,242 I'm not, I'm not leaving. 1418 01:05:47,244 --> 01:05:48,076 I'm standing right here. 1419 01:05:48,078 --> 01:05:49,144 - No, go. 1420 01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:50,278 - I'm right here. - Go. 1421 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,613 - I'm right here. - Get out. 1422 01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:52,981 Get out. 1423 01:05:52,983 --> 01:05:53,882 - Fine. 1424 01:05:53,884 --> 01:05:54,783 - Out. 1425 01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:56,651 - Fine. 1426 01:05:56,653 --> 01:05:57,886 - Out of my house. 1427 01:05:57,888 --> 01:05:58,954 - I'm going. 1428 01:06:00,090 --> 01:06:02,624 (soft music) 1429 01:06:19,776 --> 01:06:20,809 (knocking on door) 1430 01:06:20,811 --> 01:06:22,210 - Yeah, come in. 1431 01:06:24,348 --> 01:06:27,349 - We're not gonna do this again. 1432 01:06:27,351 --> 01:06:28,249 Holy shit. 1433 01:06:29,519 --> 01:06:30,785 - You're telling me. 1434 01:06:30,787 --> 01:06:32,821 - She did not that young. 1435 01:06:32,823 --> 01:06:33,822 - Nope. 1436 01:06:33,824 --> 01:06:35,490 She did not. 1437 01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:36,825 - And now it's like, 1438 01:06:36,827 --> 01:06:38,927 what can you do? 1439 01:06:38,929 --> 01:06:40,662 I mean this is-- 1440 01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:42,230 - Don't I know it. 1441 01:06:43,834 --> 01:06:46,935 - And she says she has to talk to her parents? 1442 01:06:46,937 --> 01:06:48,136 Or a judge? 1443 01:06:48,138 --> 01:06:49,604 - I don't want to think about a judge. 1444 01:06:49,606 --> 01:06:51,973 - You tell anyone else? 1445 01:06:51,975 --> 01:06:53,041 - My sister. 1446 01:06:54,678 --> 01:06:56,211 - You're kidding? 1447 01:06:56,213 --> 01:06:57,112 - Nope. 1448 01:06:58,115 --> 01:06:59,014 - Jesus. 1449 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,417 How'd that go? 1450 01:07:04,154 --> 01:07:05,153 Wow. 1451 01:07:05,155 --> 01:07:07,622 (soft music) 1452 01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:11,526 - The girl, 1453 01:07:11,528 --> 01:07:13,795 she called me a rapist. 1454 01:07:13,797 --> 01:07:15,397 - What? 1455 01:07:15,399 --> 01:07:16,398 - She-- 1456 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:17,465 - That's bullshit. 1457 01:07:17,467 --> 01:07:18,833 Mike, I saw it. 1458 01:07:18,835 --> 01:07:20,301 - I know. 1459 01:07:20,303 --> 01:07:21,302 - That fucking little bitch. 1460 01:07:21,304 --> 01:07:22,370 I mean I saw it. 1461 01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:23,405 I saw it Mike. 1462 01:07:23,407 --> 01:07:24,672 I didn't see it, but-- 1463 01:07:24,674 --> 01:07:26,374 - That's not what I mean. 1464 01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:28,075 - She was coming on to you all night long. - That's not what I mean. 1465 01:07:28,078 --> 01:07:30,412 - Well what the fuck do you mean? 1466 01:07:31,982 --> 01:07:32,881 - I mean 1467 01:07:34,151 --> 01:07:36,384 that's not what she meant. 1468 01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:38,553 I mean she 1469 01:07:39,823 --> 01:07:40,822 understands 1470 01:07:42,159 --> 01:07:43,725 the sensitivity of 1471 01:07:44,661 --> 01:07:46,561 the situation. 1472 01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:47,662 She gets it. 1473 01:07:47,664 --> 01:07:49,397 - Oh, she gets it? 1474 01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:50,432 - Right. 1475 01:07:50,434 --> 01:07:51,366 - Great. 1476 01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:53,001 She gets it. 1477 01:07:53,003 --> 01:07:56,471 Fat fucking lot of good that does for us. 1478 01:07:57,274 --> 01:07:59,574 Mike, I am here for you. 1479 01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:00,775 - I know. 1480 01:08:00,777 --> 01:08:03,178 - I just don't know what I can do. 1481 01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:04,079 - I know. 1482 01:08:04,081 --> 01:08:07,082 - I don't know if there's anything I can do, you know. 1483 01:08:07,084 --> 01:08:08,349 - I know. 1484 01:08:08,351 --> 01:08:09,184 I know. 1485 01:08:11,188 --> 01:08:13,688 - It's like we're fucked. 1486 01:08:13,690 --> 01:08:15,557 - It's like I'm fucked. 1487 01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:18,460 - Yeah. You're right, I didn't want to say anything. 1488 01:08:21,031 --> 01:08:22,797 It's like you're fucked. 1489 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:24,099 Yeah. 1490 01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:29,204 It's your own fault. 1491 01:08:29,206 --> 01:08:31,306 You looked pretty hot in that outfit. 1492 01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:33,608 (laughter) 1493 01:08:45,255 --> 01:08:47,122 You're a good man. 1494 01:08:47,124 --> 01:08:49,124 Don't forget that. 1495 01:08:49,126 --> 01:08:50,391 - Thanks. 1496 01:08:50,393 --> 01:08:54,462 - Don't do that, I am telling you something. 1497 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:55,363 You 1498 01:08:55,732 --> 01:08:57,031 are a good man. 1499 01:09:01,104 --> 01:09:03,905 (dramatic music) 1500 01:09:06,409 --> 01:09:09,077 ♪ Don't sing ♪ 1501 01:09:09,079 --> 01:09:11,779 ♪ Waiting ♪ 1502 01:09:11,781 --> 01:09:16,851 ♪ Wishing for a sleep that won't come ♪ 1503 01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:21,856 ♪ I need a peaceful wind to blow ♪ 1504 01:09:22,592 --> 01:09:27,395 ♪ And push me along ♪ 1505 01:09:29,766 --> 01:09:32,267 ♪ Searching ♪ 1506 01:09:32,269 --> 01:09:35,003 ♪ Wondering ♪ 1507 01:09:35,005 --> 01:09:38,206 ♪ I'm lost in this maze ♪ 1508 01:09:40,143 --> 01:09:43,211 ♪ I've got to disappear these days ♪ 1509 01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:50,852 ♪ To find my place ♪ 1510 01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:59,427 ♪ The noise of the world gets louder ♪ 1511 01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:04,832 ♪ The walls in my heart climb higher ♪ 1512 01:10:04,834 --> 01:10:07,735 ♪ Maybe someday ♪ 1513 01:10:07,737 --> 01:10:10,872 ♪ I'll touch the sky ♪ 1514 01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:15,944 (clock ticking) 1515 01:10:25,222 --> 01:10:27,021 (soft music) 1516 01:10:27,023 --> 01:10:27,922 - Well, 1517 01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:35,730 I'm not sure how to 1518 01:10:37,601 --> 01:10:39,267 tell you guys this. 1519 01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:44,739 The thing is, 1520 01:10:48,511 --> 01:10:52,981 well I haven't really wrapped my brain around it yet. 1521 01:10:55,285 --> 01:10:56,417 The thing is, 1522 01:11:02,692 --> 01:11:05,960 oh I wish you guys were here right now. 1523 01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:10,898 Or maybe I don't. 1524 01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:11,799 Maybe, 1525 01:11:14,271 --> 01:11:18,940 maybe it's better that you're not here because I don't, 1526 01:11:20,877 --> 01:11:22,010 I don't know, 1527 01:11:24,047 --> 01:11:26,514 (soft music) 1528 01:11:29,219 --> 01:11:30,118 I don't, 1529 01:11:34,924 --> 01:11:37,558 I miss you guys so much. 1530 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:40,194 I wish you were here right now. 1531 01:11:47,570 --> 01:11:50,738 It really is so beautiful here. 1532 01:11:50,740 --> 01:11:53,241 (soft music) 1533 01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:35,950 See you soon. 1534 01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:03,411 (soft music) 1535 01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:22,630 Holy shit. 1536 01:13:26,536 --> 01:13:27,435 Holy shit. 1537 01:13:29,205 --> 01:13:32,273 (car alarm honking) 1538 01:13:34,010 --> 01:13:36,577 (dog barking) 1539 01:13:55,465 --> 01:13:56,531 - [Kris] Hey there, it's Kris. 1540 01:13:56,533 --> 01:13:57,899 I can't take your call. 1541 01:13:57,901 --> 01:13:59,066 Let me know what's what. 1542 01:13:59,068 --> 01:13:59,967 Chow. 1543 01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:03,004 - Hey, Kris. 1544 01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:05,840 It's me. 1545 01:14:09,212 --> 01:14:10,111 It's Mike. 1546 01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,248 So that thing, the thing 1547 01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:16,050 that we talked about. 1548 01:14:19,556 --> 01:14:20,988 I think it's bad. 1549 01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:22,156 I don't know, 1550 01:14:24,394 --> 01:14:27,829 I don't know what's gonna go down. 1551 01:14:27,831 --> 01:14:30,097 But I think I might be in trouble. 1552 01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:30,998 Listen, 1553 01:14:32,402 --> 01:14:35,403 you're the only one with a key to my place. 1554 01:14:35,405 --> 01:14:36,304 So if 1555 01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:42,810 anything happens to me, 1556 01:14:42,812 --> 01:14:44,745 or anything goes down, 1557 01:14:44,747 --> 01:14:45,746 hopefully everything's fine 1558 01:14:45,748 --> 01:14:47,348 and I'm just making a big 1559 01:14:47,350 --> 01:14:49,784 fucking fool out of myself. 1560 01:14:49,786 --> 01:14:51,586 Could you just make sure nothing happens 1561 01:14:51,588 --> 01:14:52,920 to Gatito cause 1562 01:14:55,291 --> 01:14:56,991 you're great. 1563 01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:59,260 And I love you, thank you. 1564 01:14:59,262 --> 01:15:01,762 (soft music) 1565 01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:07,802 Fucking no idea. 1566 01:15:07,804 --> 01:15:09,504 I had no idea. 1567 01:15:09,506 --> 01:15:12,006 (soft music) 1568 01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:24,085 (fighting next door) 1569 01:15:35,331 --> 01:15:36,464 - [Andre] Oh go. 1570 01:15:36,466 --> 01:15:37,465 You want me to go? 1571 01:15:37,467 --> 01:15:38,699 Where do you want me to go, huh? 1572 01:15:38,701 --> 01:15:39,901 And what are you gonna do without me, huh? 1573 01:15:39,903 --> 01:15:41,469 What are you gonna do without me? 1574 01:15:41,471 --> 01:15:42,803 What are you gonna do then? 1575 01:15:42,805 --> 01:15:44,805 - [Tracey] Please just go. 1576 01:15:45,742 --> 01:15:48,576 (dramatic music) 1577 01:16:16,339 --> 01:16:17,738 - Who the hell's that? 1578 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:20,575 (dramatic music) 1579 01:16:21,177 --> 01:16:22,510 What the fuck? 1580 01:16:22,512 --> 01:16:23,578 No. 1581 01:16:29,185 --> 01:16:30,084 - Mike. 1582 01:16:31,921 --> 01:16:32,954 - [Mike] Son of a bitch. 1583 01:16:32,956 --> 01:16:34,255 - Jesus Mike, stop. 1584 01:16:34,257 --> 01:16:35,590 - Son of a bitch. 1585 01:16:35,592 --> 01:16:36,857 How dare you. 1586 01:16:36,859 --> 01:16:38,025 How dare you hit a woman. 1587 01:16:38,027 --> 01:16:39,226 Never again. 1588 01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:42,096 (dramatic music) 1589 01:16:44,434 --> 01:16:45,933 Get the fuck out of here 1590 01:16:45,935 --> 01:16:47,034 and never come back. 1591 01:16:47,036 --> 01:16:48,035 You understand me, 1592 01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:49,537 never the fuck come back. 1593 01:16:49,539 --> 01:16:50,471 - Baby. 1594 01:16:50,473 --> 01:16:51,973 - You heard him, get out. 1595 01:16:51,974 --> 01:16:53,474 Get the fuck out of my life. - [Andre] Baby, I'm sorry. 1596 01:16:53,476 --> 01:16:54,875 - Get out. - Leave him alone. Baby. 1597 01:16:54,877 --> 01:16:56,944 - You heard her. Go. 1598 01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:57,845 - Go. 1599 01:17:02,885 --> 01:17:05,653 It's okay, Austin, we'll be okay. 1600 01:17:22,071 --> 01:17:22,970 - And you. 1601 01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:26,874 Life is too precious. 1602 01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:29,877 Life is too fragile. 1603 01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:34,749 Be your own goddamn ally. 1604 01:17:34,751 --> 01:17:35,650 - Okay. 1605 01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:41,989 - Be your own ally. 1606 01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:46,594 (soft music) 1607 01:18:16,893 --> 01:18:21,962 (sirens blaring) (dogs barking) 1608 01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:30,271 (soft music) 1609 01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:58,332 (pounding on door) 1610 01:19:01,838 --> 01:19:04,271 (soft music) 1611 01:19:08,878 --> 01:19:13,080 ♪ If you're ever in danger ♪ 1612 01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:17,118 ♪ There's no need to hide ♪ 1613 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:21,288 ♪ For there's a dark stranger ♪ 1614 01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:25,693 ♪ Who will stand by your side ♪ 1615 01:19:25,695 --> 01:19:29,363 ♪ He's the leader of justice ♪ 1616 01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:34,301 ♪ Leader of the pack ♪ 1617 01:19:34,303 --> 01:19:38,539 ♪ They call him the captain ♪ 1618 01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:43,144 ♪ Captain Black ♪ 1619 01:19:43,146 --> 01:19:48,482 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 1620 01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:02,830 ♪ He will right every wrong here ♪ 1621 01:20:02,832 --> 01:20:06,901 ♪ He will take a stand ♪ 1622 01:20:06,903 --> 01:20:10,437 ♪ He will always be strong dear ♪ 1623 01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:14,508 ♪ For his fellow man ♪ 1624 01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:17,912 ♪ He will run through a desert ♪ 1625 01:20:17,914 --> 01:20:22,183 ♪ Crawl through hell and back ♪ 1626 01:20:22,185 --> 01:20:26,086 ♪ Just call for the captain ♪ 1627 01:20:26,088 --> 01:20:29,857 ♪ Captain Black ♪ 1628 01:20:29,859 --> 01:20:33,294 ♪ Just call for the captain ♪ 1629 01:20:33,296 --> 01:20:37,431 ♪ Captain Black ♪ 1630 01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:40,634 ♪ Just call for the captain ♪ 1631 01:20:40,636 --> 01:20:45,706 ♪ Captain ♪ 1632 01:20:50,613 --> 01:20:52,613 ♪ Black ♪ 1633 01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:59,053 (soft rock music) 1634 01:21:16,138 --> 01:21:20,040 (singing in foreign language) 100647