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SUZANNE: Dennis, you've got togive me more info on this guy.

Otherwise, I've got no idea what to buy him.

Ah, just get himsomething-- bowling ball,

aftershave, tennis racket.

Dennis, it's a wedding present.

It's supposed to be for the groom and the bride.

Oh, bummer.

We could check and see if he's registered.

Registered? Registered for what?

For the wedding.

That's when you go into an expensive store,

and you pick out all the cool stuff you want,

and then somebody else goesin and buys it for you.

I'll just bring somethingto the bachelor party.

So who is this Tony DeAngelo guy, anyway?

Is he like your best friendfrom high school, or what?

Hmm.

No, actually ReggieMitchell is my best friend.

This guy Tony, though,this guy's a real hustler.

This guy can get you anything, man.

He could get you fast cars,concert tickets, anything.

I know the type.

I usually wind up dating him.Then they go to jail.

Story of my life.

So what's this Tony guy doing now?

I'm not sure.I haven't seen for years.

He's not in jail, so I guesshe must have settled down.

[airplane landing]

[kissing]

Just think, in one more week, it

will be Mr. And Mrs. DeAngelo.

I can't wait.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Oop, gotta go.

People gotta go to Denver.

Be careful, darling.

Hey, what could go wrong?

I'm flying the plane, right?

Ciao.

PA SPEAKER: Your attention, please.

Pacific passenger Gene Whittaker--

[door shutting]

[engine revving]

[lounge music]

[whistling]

Hi.

[whistling]

Hello, Ray.

Hi.

Thanks.

[whistling]

Hey, Twink.

How are you doing?

Tony, you're wearing sunglasses inside.

Yeah, I know.

Let me ask you something.

Are those two guys on this flight?

Yeah.

They bought two tickets, cash.

- Cash? - All right.

What's going on? - Nothing.

I swear.- Is there going to be trouble?

We going to have to bail from the plane

on the slide-for-life ramp?

Hey, how was I to know those two mynah birds

could get out of their cages?

Come here.

I've got to talk to you.

I can't make the flight.

You're going to have to cover for me.

Who are they?

How much do you owe them?

Nothing.

They're-- they're my uncles.

There's a social engagementthey want me to attend,

and I'm kind of avoiding it.

Just cover for me.

OK.

OK, I'll make sure everybody in first class

will get their magazines.

And don't forget the hot towels.

Just get out of here.

I mean, what could go wrong?

It's not like you're flyingthe plane or anything.

Thanks.

PA SPEAKER: Final call--

[lounge music]

[foosteps running]

[music playing - "booker theme"]

[SINGING] I feel a beat on the street tonight.

The lights are bright, andit feels all right tonight.

It's a hot summer night, and I'm ready tonight.

It's a hot summer night, and it feels so right.

It's a hot summer night, and I'm ready tonight.

It's a hot summer night, and it feels so right.

It's a hot summer night, and I'm ready tonight.

It's a hot summer night, and it feels so right.

Hot!

[MUSIC PLAYING - VAN MORRISON, "MOONDANCE"]

[SINGING] Can I just have one more

moon dance with you, my love?

Can I just make some moreromance with you, my love?

One more moondance with you in the moonlight.

On a magic night.

La la la la la la.

In the moonlight.

On a magic night.

Can I just have one moremoondance with you, my love?

[applause]

[hugging and grunting]

- How have you been, man?- I've been good.

I've been good. You sound great.

Thanks, man.

You know I'm writing my own stuff now.

Really.

They let me squeeze themin in between the standards.

This place, you on stage--it's always been your dream,

hasn't it?

I don't know how much workit was going to be, but--

But you're happy, though, aren't you?

Yeah.

I am.

Did you get an invite to Tony's wedding?

Yeah.

You know, I can't believethat guy's getting married.

I mean, you-- now you I can see settling down.

But that guy-- that guy lived to play the field.

That's kind of the reason I called you.

Tony's in a little bit of trouble.

Tony was always in trouble.

No, this is like real trouble.

Like guys with guns.

Great.

Hi guys.

How long have you been under there?

Two songs.

Someone came into the club,kind of spooked me a little.

Dennis.

Thanks for coming.

Tony!

Good to see you, man.

Good to see you.

I hear you're on the lam.

Nah.

Just having a little bit of a problem

trying to break off my engagement.

Yeah?

So what you need me for?

Well, it's kind of hard to explain.

It's always hard toexplain this guy, isn't it?

Well, see Gina's a nice girl, and I really

love her and everything and--- And?

Well, I kind of wanted tomarry her because I saw it

as a way to secure my future.

So you wanted to marry her for her money?

Good to see you've changed, Tony.

Hey, you can marry more money in a minute

than you can make in a lifetime.

He's a real philosopher, isn't he?

Wait, it gets better.

Yeah.

You see, her family has a lot of money.

They're in the medical waste removal business.

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Isn't that kind of amob-related type of business?

They're looking for safeand economically reasonable

alternatives in answer to thepublic's ecological concerns.

So what you're saying is youwant to break your engagement

with a mafia princess.

Yeah.

So what do you need me for?

Why don't you just go tell her?

I can't.

It would break her heart.

I think she's going to figure it

out when there's no one standingnext to her at the altar.

Please, just do me a favor.

Go talk to her father.

- Her father? - Yeah.

Carmine Marino.

Guys named Carmine are always trouble.

Good point.

Please, just go talk to him.

Tell him-- tell him the truth.

Tell him I'm dying of a rare bone disease,

and I wouldn't want torisk exposing his daughter.

I'll think of something, all right?

[car door shutting]

Oh, good, you're here.

I want to talk to you about the roses.

I know we said red and white,but I was thinking maybe pink?

Oh, I'm not the flower man.

Oh.

Are you here about the cake?- No.

Actually, I came here to see Carmine Marino.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't know you were a business associate.

Hi. - Hey.

- I'm Gina Marino. - Dennis Booker.

How you doing?

Dennis Booker.

That sounds very familiar.

What do you do?

- Security. - Oh.

Yeah.

Papa gets really paranoidat these big functions.

I'm sure there won't be any trouble.

Well, I hope so, too.

[door shutting]

Hi.

I'm Dennis Booker.

I know who you are, and I know why you're here.

What I don't know is where's Tony DeAngelo?

Well, to be quite honest, Ithink he was a little scared

of meeting you here face to face after what

happened at the airport.

I don't know whatthere is to be afraid of.

I'm just a businessman.

Eddie and Tommy were just tryingto relay a message for me.

Well, maybe I can give it to him.

Hey, maybe you could.

You tell him that my daughterGina means more to me

than anything, and I meananything in this world.

And all I want is for her to be happy.

I understand that.

She loves Tony DeAngelo.

Why?

I don't know.

Personally, I think he's a little pisher.

Do you understand pisher?

Yeah, I think I do.

He's a bit of a con man.

He goes around telling peoplehe's an airplane pilot.

Well, what does he do?

He's a stewardess.

He hands out drinks on theairplane, honey-roasted nuts.

I thought you said you knew this guy.

Well, I just think he'sconcerned about his future.

Well, I'm concerned about my future.

In three days, I've got 600people coming to a wedding.

I've got caterers.

I've got the Archbishop.

I've got ice sculptures.

What I don't have is a bridegroom.

Well, I think he's having second thoughts.

Well, you've got two choices.

You could either have a marriedfriend or a dead friend.

Are you threatening Mr. DeAngelo?

Absolutely, absolutely not.

Let's just say it would behorrible if he had an accident,

say fell off his balcony.

It would be terriblefor Gina, don't you think?

Trust me, she'll get over it.

Better a sudden death than a broken heart.

I'll pass the word.

Good.

You do that.

Oh, oh.

And by the way, tell your friend--

I don't want Gina ever to know about Twink.

Twink?

[knocking on door]

DENNIS: Tony?

[door shutting]

Tony?

Tony!

Oh.

Oh, good.

You're back.

How was your meeting?

- Hey, let's talk outside.- No.

Please double-check on the flowers

and make sure thatthere's enough champagne.

No, that'll be it.

Thank you.

Wedding plans.

Geez, I think everybodyshould just elope to Las Vegas

and save the money.

You could live for a year onwhat some of these weddings

cost.

Who are you?

Dennis Booker.

You wouldn't happen to be Twink, would you?

Yes.

Twink Towers.

Are your friend of Tony's?

I used to be.

Can you excuse us for a moment?

Captain DeAngelo, come here.

[sliding door opening]

[sliding door shutting]

So what did you and Carmine talk about?

Honey-roasted nuts.

You left out a little bit ofdetail, don't you think, Tony?

Like what?

Like Twink.

Does Carmine know about Twink?

Well, it seems like everybodyknows about Twink except me.

Look, I love Gina, butI really love Twink, too.

That's why I asked her to marry me.

Wait a second.

You're engaged to both Gina and Twink?

Ain't life a bitch?

Now what about her family?

Are they going to try to kill you, too?

Hey, don't worry about her family.

She's from Iowa.

All she has is a brother, and I think

he's a priest or something.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Yes, this is Reverend Towers.

[organ music]

Well, thank you very much for calling.

My sister Twink and I are very close,

and I wouldn't want anything to stand

in the way of her happiness.

[hanging up phone]

[organ music]

Kill.

Kill!

Kill!

[applause and cheering]

You're killing me.

You're killing me.

You know, you have incredible eyes.

Well, thank you.

Tony, will you knock that off?

You're in enough trouble already.

You guys got me all wrong.

You know, you're acting like this is my fault.

Oh, and it isn't?

No.

It's simply a matter of meusing my God-given talent

to the best of my ability.

Whoa.

You lost me on that one.

OK, look.

Reg, you were born with a certain amount

of musical talent, right?

Over the years, you've honedthat talent, refined it.

So?

So Dennis here is good at figuring things out,

good with the gun stuff.

So he becomes a PI.

But me-- I'm only good at one thing.

I have one tal--

making women happy.

Oh, I could think of worse things.

I'm a tragic figure, beingpunished for practicing

my one true skill.

It's not as skill, man.

It's a sickness.

Now there's an angle.

I wonder if Geraldo's done a show on that yet.

You guys, you gotta admit.

This is fascinating-- in a sleazy kind of way.

I rest my case.

But the difference is youand Suzanne aren't engaged.

Give me two, maybe three weeks, tops.

The solution to your problem is simple.

Pick one of the women.

Just because it's simpledoesn't mean it's easy.

SUZANNE: OK, you guys, look.

I can help you on this.

We'll make a list-- the prosand cons of your two fiances.

Pros first.

Gina-- money, summer home,China service for 50,

money, entry intolongstanding family business,

domestic nature.

Did I mention money?

Twice.

Good.

OK, Twink.

Pros-- coupons, ability tosneak into other people's summer

homes, complete set of Flintstone

jelly glasses, menus from all the best

takeout restaurants in town.

And she never gets a headache.

Whew.

Together, the two of them soundlike a pretty good combination.

Hey, I found the key to man's happiness,

and I'm being punished for it.

Tony.

You've just got to tell one of the women no.

But see, they have this way of looking at me.

I mean, when I hold them in my arms,

they gaze up into my eyes, and they say,

Tony, you're the best, and I really love you.

I'm serious.

I mean, when they say that, I just can't

resist them-- either of them.

How am I supposed to choose?

What about the cons, Suzanne?

Shorter list.

Gina-- dump her, die, end of list.

It tips the scales, don't it?

Tony, you're going to have to make a choice.

Yeah.

I guess you're right.

SHOP OWNER: What you've got there

is the Davy Crockett junior squirrel gun,

an excellent first-time rifle.

It comes complete with a two year gun association

membership for all members ofthe family eight years of age

and under.

[chuckling]

Uh, do you have anything bigger?

Reverend Towers, meet the Widowmaker.

[cocking gun]

[spooky organ music]

I'll take it.

So, you going hunting?

Yes.

As a matter of fact, I am.

TONY: Twink, there's somethingwe need to talk about.

You know what's great about you, Twink?

How much you like surprises.

Twink, what would you say if I told you

I only have six months to live?

TWINK: Tony, I've got a surprise!

What are those?

Bride and groom pi atas.

I figure we can fill themwith tiny bottles of liquor

and let the guests go at them after the ceremony.

You're really looking forwardto this wedding, aren't you?

Hey, wouldn't you be?

Yeah, I guess.

What's the matter?

Twink, I've got to talk to you about something.

Yeah, I knew eventually you would.

You're kidding me?

Tony, I know you better than you know yourself.

We work together, remember?

Yeah, yeah.

I know what your lifewas like before you met me.

Hell, I know what your life'sbeen like since you met me.

OK.

You want to confess to me, don't you?

Well, yeah.

You want to tell me about your past.

Well, you got me on that one.

You feel the urge to tell me about all

the women you've been with.

Actually--

Mothers and daughters in the same family.

Twink.

Sisters.

Twink.

Nuns.

Twink.

I don't care about your past.

I only care about your future, our future.

Bottom line, I'm stuck on youlike a bug on a windshield.

You're the best, Tony, and I really love you.

Twink, I love you, too.

For better or for worse,for richer or for poorer,

in sickness and in health, till death do us part.

[MUSIC PLAYING - "HERE COMES THE BRIDE"]

[gunshots at firing range]

TONY: Did you call your brotherand tell him the good news?

TWINK: I tried to, but he wasn't there.

TONY: Ah, that's too bad.

He sounds like a pretty nice guy.

Oh, man. Come on.

You forgot everything I taught you.

Hey Reggie, it's been a couple of years.

Whose fault is that?

Yeah, I know.

I've been meaning to callyou guys, but you know.

Yeah, me too.

The only time you get to see your old friends

is at weddings and funerals.

In Tony's case, it couldhappen both in the same day.

Hey.

Hey Tony.

Hey, thanks for meeting me.

Yeah, so how'd she take it?

Twink?

DENNIS: Yeah, Twink.

She's very good about it.

She's a very strong girl.

That's good.

She's also the new Mrs. Tony DeAngelo.

That's bad.

No, it's not bad, as long asyou talk to Gina and Carmine,

as long as you'vestraightened everything out.

You did talk to them, didn't you, Tony?

Well, I thought about it.

Does that count for anything?

So while you were thinking about it,

did you think what Carminewas going to do to you

when he hears about this?

How bad can it be?

[door being kicked open]

Hold it, hold it.

Mr. Marino wanted me totell you he'll be entertaining

Tony himself until the wedding.

Hope there's no hard feelings.

[lounge music]

You think all in-laws are like this?

[spooky organ music]

SUZANNE: Am I getting overtime for this?

They don't give overtimefor favors, Suzanne.

You haven't seen this guy in four years.

He drives me nuts.

Does this sound like somebodywe should be doing favors for?

He's a friend, OK?

How many times have you guysbailed Tony out of trouble?

Too many.

He's not that bad, Reggie.

Remember the sewer?

Or the gross crowd bus to Cleveland?

Or the time that-- - All right.

What do you want we to do?

Leave him at Carmine's?

So he marries Gina.

That's one way to make the decision.

He's already made his decision.

He eloped with Twink last night.

Without telling Gina?

Without telling anybody.

We've got to get him outof there before Carmine

finds out and cuts off Tony's branch

of the DeAngelo family tree.

Why.

It sounds to me like thisguy could use a few lessons

in basic human behavior.

- Is she always like this?- Always.

What did I do?

Women just don't understand that they're

the ones who get men in situations like this

to begin with. - Oh yeah?

Yeah.

If it weren't for Eve, Adam would have

spent eternity in paradise.

Right.

Cozying up to a sheep.

Look, Suzanne, all we neededto do is drive the car, OK?

Give me one good reason other than death

why you guys are helping him.

Didn't you ever have someone in your life,

someone who never quite grewup, who needed your help?

All right.

I'll do it for you, Dennis.

[car engine idling]

Just wait for us outside the gate,

and keep the motor running, all right?

OK, Clyde.

Sure you want to do this?

No.

So let's hurry up and get it over with.

Wait, wait, wait.

Now what?

You see that?

Electronic security.

Here, look.

Watch.

[spraying powder]

See that?

How are we going to get in?

Carefully.

You ready?

Up.

[climbing] Watch it.

Watch it.

OK.

Hold on. Ready?

Yeah.

I'm going to pull up.

OK.

There you go.

You got it?

Yeah.

All right.

One, two, three, go.

[grunting]

Now watch this beam looking.

Now you see where it is?

All right.

Yeah.

All right.

[dogs barking]

[shushing]

Drop the burgers.

Drop the burgers.

[dogs barking]

[laughing]

All right.

[landing on ground]

[dogs barking]

TONY: Carmine, be reasonable.

CARMINE: Hey, I've had aboutenough of this crap, DeAngelo.

You're cheating, and I know.

TONY: Do I look like the kind of guy who would

pull a thing like that on you?

No thanks, man.

You don't have to shoot it, just point

it in the right direction.

CARMINE: I've been watching you real close.

If I find out you've got another lady--

TONY: I swear to you on mygrandmother Pucelli's grave,

I'm not hiding anything.

CARMINE: You better, and I mean you better

be dealing with me straight.

Three.

[shuffling]

- Easy. - Hey, hey.

Whoa, whoa.

Hey, what the hell's going on here?

I had nothing to do with this.

What are you guys doing?

We're rescuing you.

I'm up three grand.

It's a dead hand.

OK, OK, OK.

OK, everybody in the closet.You too, Carmine.

Come on, come on, come on.

If he doesn't show for the wedding,

I'm going to hold you personally responsible.

Do you know what that means?

Can I be best man?

[shutting and locking door]

What are guys doing?

Just come on.

You know how long thattakes me to make three grand?

[lounge music]

Dennis, get the gate. Right there.

I got it. I got it.

I got it.

Where's the car?

Great plan.

What do we do?

Hop a bus?

Where is she?

Come on.

[footsteps]

[ominous music]

[footsteps]

Have we got a story for you.

Get in.

Here comes a car.

Yep. Watch this.

- Smile. - Watch this.

I'm just going to smile. Just watch.

Take a lesson from me, all right?

Looks like an ax murderer.

[horn honking]

Great.

Great.

You're scaring them.

Let me try.

I'll do it next.

It'll get you every time.

Tell me about it.

Just when you think you've gotthem in the palm of your hand,

boom.

They blow your head off with a shotgun.

That's why I keep my distance.

A little fun, lots of laughs, no commitment.

Ah, commitment's what they're all about.

Once they get that, it doesn'tmatter how fat they get,

what color their hair is, orhow much money they spend.

You're stuck.

Like glue.

So what you're saying is it's not

your fault you asked two womento marry you at the same time.

Hey, it's a curse being a guy like me.

And what kind of guy is that?

I know how to treat a woman.

I'm caring, understanding,strong yet vulnerable,

able to tap into my emotions yetkeep my macho exterior intact.

Women just call me sensitive.

GINA: He's a worm.

A little tiny one.

I just thought you guysdeserved to know the truth.

You certainly weren't going to get

it from any of the testosteroneinvolved in this situation.

To think I almost married him.

I did marry him.

Honey, I want you to know I don't

blame you for any of this.

This is clearly a problemonly a man could create.

They'll say anything to get what they want.

Tony thinks he has itmade with the both of you.

You gave him wild times,and you gave him stability.

That's not all I gave him.

Wait til my Papa finds out.

He already knows.

And he didn't tell me?

He wanted to protect you.

Ugh.

Men.

Women-- can't live withthem, can't live with them.

Ah, here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Ready?

[car approaching]

Yes!

All right!

Need a lift, boys?

Yeah.

[spooky organ music]

[car driving off]

[horns honking]

You know the speed limit here is 55.

It's too fast for me.

I prefer to live my lifein a slow but steady pace.

It gives me more time toappreciate the places I visit

and the people I meet.

Hmm.

Uh, listen.

I want to thank you forpicking us up back there.

We weren't given much of a break.

Ah, it looks like your luck is changing.

Not mine.

What do you mean?

It's a long story.

Yeah, but it's a good one.

It all started when our bud here got

himself engaged to two women.

[car accelerating]

Looks like you've gotten yourself

in quite a pickle, my friend.

Nothing I can't handle.

Have you considereddivine violence-- guidance?

My TV doesn't get that channel.

Don't be so quick, Tony.

You're running out of options.

Maybe you're right.

You know, I used to go to churchall the time when I was a kid.

You did?

Yeah, I actually had a lot of good times there.

I haven't thought about that in years.

So is church still a goodplace to pick up girls or what?

[car accelerating]

Hey that's a minister's collar.

You're a minister, aren't you?

Yes I am.

So how come you're not wearing this?

Oh, lately it just seemsa bit too restrictive.

Hey, Tony. maybe the Reverend here

really can give you some help.

Maybe.

Are you married, Reverend?

No.

Do you got a family?

I have a sis--

I have an aunt.

No kidding?

She cute?

[car accelerating]

[tires screeching]

Thanks for the ride.

My pleasure.

Yeah.

Oh, young man.

Huh?

I have a feeling that the Good Lord

is going to be putting an endto your troubles very soon.

Uh-huh.

Probably when you're alone.

Thanks.

[car doors shutting]

[car driving off]

That guy is weird.

Yeah, I'd say a little weird.

Whew.

You got that right.

Hey, I want to thank you guys for breaking

me out of Carmine's.

I mean, it was getting a little touchy there.

No sweat.

Hey, Tony, you wouldhave done the same for us.

Hey, isn't that your car?

Hi, Tony.

Gina?

Baby, what are you doing here?

Hey look, if it's about Carmine,I had nothing to do with--

Hi, Tony.

Twink?

What are you doing here?

[footsteps]

Gina.

Twink.

What's cooking?

Honey-roasted nuts.

This is for you.

So's this.

Oof.

I was-- I was going to explain.

I--

Here's your keys.

Suzanne, what did you do?

I had a little girl talk.

My life is over.

How could you do this to me?

How could you do that to them?

In case you didn't get themessage, neither of them

wants to see you again.

[footsteps receding]

[lounge music]

I can't believe I got myself into this.

I can.

Thanks.

No, Reg is right, Tony.

Will you get off my case?

I've got enough problems right now.

I know you do, but I don't think

you're smart enough to seewhat your biggest problem is.

Yeah? What's that?

It's you, Tony. You.

Do you believe this guy?

Yeah, I do.

You know, Tony, you werejust like this in school.

You'd get into some bigmess, you'd turn your back

and walk away.

Look, you didn't care who you hurt,

just as long as it wasn't you.

And who were you, the class president?

Hey, man, I had my share of trouble.

I know that.

But I always owed up to it.

Afraid I gotta side with Booker on this one.

So what do you want me to do about it now?

The damage is done.

I'm history.

Well, Tony, you can alwaysgo back and talk to them.

They'll kill me if I do that.

Tony?

Yeah.

We'll kill you if you don't.

TONY: I, uh, thought I owed you an explanation.

A little late for that.

Don't you think?

I never wanted to hurt you, Gina.

Things just turned out all wrong.

You lied to us, Tony.

You play with our hearts likethey were toys or something.

You know, when I bought that dress,

I thought you'd take one look at me,

and we'd be togetherforever, and that maybe one

day our daughter would wear it.

- Gina. - I just want to know--

did you ever really love me?

When I first saw you, I thought, well, there's

a girl my mother would like.

You were smart.

You were funny.

And beautiful.

I loved you so much.

I just wanted you to be happy.

You've got to believe that.

Well, maybe I do, but itdoesn't change what you did.

I don't think I could marrysomeone who's hurt me so much.

I understand.

Tell Carmine I'm sorry about the Archbishop.

I will.

Bye, Gina.

Tony?

Which one of us did you love the most?

If I could answer that, you think I would

have gotten myself into this?

[footsteps]

I told you he wasn't such a pisher.

Yeah, yeah.

You're right.

Does that mean you going to leave him alone?

I guess Gina will get over it.

You're not so bad yourself, kid.

If you ever want to consider acareer change, give me a call.

I'll keep it in mind.

Oh, hey.

By the way, this guy came by thehouse tonight after you left,

a big guy.

Said he was a Twink's brother.

I thought I had a temper.

The things this guy wanted me to do to Tony.

Well, let's just say I was shocked to hear

them from a man of the cloth.

He's a priest?

Reverend something or other.

This guy wouldn't by any chance

be driving a burgundy, kindof brown sedan, would he?

Yeah, yeah.

That's right.

Thanks for the tip.

[airplane landing]

[car engine idling]

Hey, where would I be without you guys, huh?

Dead.

That's where you'd be.

[laughter]

Hey, thanks for the tip on the Reverend.

You're welcome.

Look, I'll be back on Tuesday with Twink,

and hopefully we can havea reception, you know,

do it right this time.

Hey.

Go get her.

Thanks.

[car starting]

[car driving off]

Excuse me. I'm in a hurry, Ray.

Pardon me.

Coming through.

[indistinct chatter]

Hello, Mrs. DeAngelo.

- 59, 60, 61. - Come on, Twink.

Give me a chance.

You had your chance, and you blew it.

62.

But I love you.

Oh, I'm glad youfinally made up your mind.

63.

I've always loved you.

64, 65--

68, 92, 73.

What do you want, Tony?

I want you.

No.

Half of you wants me.

The other half wants Gina.

I'm not married to Gina.

You're not married to me, either.

I filed for an annulment.

Twink.

Please.

Two days ago, I was willingto spend the rest of my life

with you.

But what you did--

I just can't pretend like it never happened.

Maybe someday you'll find agirl you can be honest with.

Can we talk about this on the plane?

You're not going on the plane.

I found somebody who could take your shift.

Hi, I'm Chuck.

Have a good flight.

Have a good life, Tony.

[melancholy music]

[spooky organ music]

Reverend Towers.

Tony.

I was wondering if maybe Icould have a word with you.

Do I have a choice?

No.

You know, Tony?

I practically raised Twink myself.

For 22 years, I was like a father

to her, a guardian of her morality.

Then, one day, about sixmonths ago, Twink decided

to move to the big city.

And before I knew it, she endsup married to a stewardess!

Steward.

Explain this to me.

Whatever possessed you to do a thing like this?

Were you raised by wolves, Tony?

Did you smoke a little too much glue?

Huh?

Did you have a death wish, Tony?

No.

But I saw the movie.

You are never, ever going to do that again.

You've got my prom--

Oh, don't worry.

I'm going to make certain of that,

even if God and the Pope and my psychotherapist

try to pry my fingers off of your throat!

[knocking sound]

Are you done yet?

Well, we were just kindof reaching the crescendo.

Weren't we, Tony?

I think Tony's gotten the point.

In fact, I think the airporthas gotten the point.

Is that right?

Well, maybe you're right.

You knew?

Reg and I saw the Reverend pull

up after we dropped you off.

So what's in the golf bag?

Golf clubs.

What else?

Well, I've got to be going.

I have a 10:00 tee-off time,and the Archbishop does

not like to be kept waiting.

Nice meeting you gentlemen.

Could I have my shotgun back now?

I could have run from him, you know?

I would've tackled you if you did.

You guys are great.

Just don't let it happen again, OK?

Hey, don't worry.

I've learned my lesson.

From now on, women are strictly taboo.

Yeah, right.

No, I'm serious.

I mean, I'll become a hermit,a monk, St. Tony of Assisi.

[funky music]

I'll take the day shift.

And I'll take the night shift.

Thanks.

Hey Tony, what are friends for?

Yeah.

Yeah.

[laughter]

TONY: Come on.

[music playing - "booker theme"]

[SINGING] I feel the beaton the street tonight.

The lights are bright, andit feels all right tonight.

It's a hot summer night, and I'm ready tonight.

It's a hot summer night, and it feels so right.

It's a hot summer night, and I'm ready tonight.

[MUSIC PLAYING - "STEPHEN J. CANNELL PRODUCTIONS THEME"]