Original subtitles

-JESSIE: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S EVERYTHING.

-ALL RIGHT, KIDS. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING, HUH?

READY TO SET SAIL?

-AYE AYE.

-J.D.: IT WON'T GO UP.

-THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE PULLING ON THE REEF LINE, SON.

-I KNOW HOW TO SAIL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

-APPARENTLY NOT.

STEP ASIDE AND LET THE SKIPPER GO TO WORK.

THIS ONE HERE.

-THAT'S THE PORT HEAD SHEET WINCH.

-YEAH, I KNOW. SO?

-SO DO YOU SEE A SAIL GOING UP, SKIPPER?

-GUYS, DON'T START.

-J.D.: HOLD ON.

UH HUH, HERE'S THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE.

CHECK THIS OUT, SKIPPER.

OH!

-STEP ASIDE, SWABBIE.

YOU'RE RELIEVED OF DUTY.

JUST ONE LITTLE ADJUSTMENT AND WE'LL BE UNDERWAY.

WHAT THE --THIS BOAT'S BROKEN.

-YOU BROKE IT.

-LISTEN, GILLIGAN, I DIDN'T BREAK IT. YOU DID!

-EXCUSE ME, SAILORS.

-BOTH: WHAT?

-IT'S NO GOOD. WE GOTTA CALL NEWMIE.

-IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST.

-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS ♪

♪ AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT ♪

♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪

♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU WORRY

♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY, I'LL BE READY ♪

♪ NEVER YOU FEAR, NO, DON'T YOU FEAR ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE

-MITCH: OH, GOD, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS THING?

-CRAIG: DON'T ASK.

-MITCH: WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?

-CRAIG: I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A LOANER.

-MITCH: WELL, LOAN IT BACK, HUH?

-OH!

-[GLASS BREAKS]

-MAN: SORRY!

-HEY! -[MITCH LAUGHS]

-CRAIG: THAT'S ABOUT THE WAY THINGS HAVE BEEN GOING.

-GOT INSURANCE?

-INSURANCE!

-MITCH: WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO FOR A PADDLE

AND BLOW OFF SOME STEAM, EH?

-MITCH: NAH, I DIDN'T SLEEP ON THE PLANE.

I'M A LITTLE TIRED.

WE'LL GO TOMORROW.

-MITCH: YOU LOOK A LITTLE BEAT UP.

BUDDY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.

FINALIZING A DIVORCE DOES THAT TO A GUY.

-CRAIG: YEAH, I GUESS.

-JESSIE: HEY, WHAT'S UP?

-CODY: J.D., CHECK IT OUT, HOW HOT IS SHE, HUH?

-AH! [LAUGHTER]

-MITCH: WILL YOU COME ON? COME ON! COME ON!

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP!

HOMECOMING WEEK HERE AT BAYWATCH!

CRAIG POMEROY IS OFFICIALLY BACK FROM VACATION!

-[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

-ANOTHER PRETTY FACE RETURNS.

FINALS ARE OVER AND MANNY'S BACK FOR THE SUMMER, HUH?

-[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

-TOWER ASSIGNMENTS IN FIVE MINUTES ON THE DECK.

I'M GONNA CHANGE.

-YEAH, I THOUGHT I'D SHOW YOU GUYS

HOW LIFEGUARDING'S DONE, RACK UP MY 10 DAYS.

-CODY: GIVE ME A BREAK.

HOW'D YOU DO GRADE-WISE?

-MANNY: PRETTY GOOD, A LITTLE OVER 3.0.

-J.D.: NOT TOO SHABBY. WAY TO GO, MAN.

-GOOD TO SEE YOU, MANNY.

I'M GONNA CHANGE.

-YOU LOOK GREAT, MANNY.

-YOU, TOO.

LISTEN, I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD GET TOGETHER,

MAYBE FOR DINNER, TALK ABOUT SOME THINGS.

-OH, HEY, I GOT PLANS TONIGHT, SORRY.

-PLANS?

-YEAH, IT'S NOTHING BIG.

-COULD YOU CHANGE THEM?

WHAT I'VE GOT TO SAY IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

-I CAN'T. I GOTTA GO, MANNY.

I GOTTA GET THE TOWER ASSIGNMENT

-MANNY: APRIL.

-APRIL: WE'LL TALK LATER, I PROMISE.

-HEY!

-I MISSED YOU.

-I MISSED YOU, TOO.

-HOW WERE THINGS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.?

-THEY'RE OKAY, FINE.

-THREE WEEKS, LET'S NOT DO THAT AGAIN.

-IT HAD TO BE DONE.

-SO, THAT WAS A SURPRISE, HUH?

-WHAT?

-MANNY, COMING IN LIKE THAT.

-YEAH, DOES HE KNOW ABOUT US?

-APRIL: NO.

MITCH FIGURED IT OUT, BUT HE WON'T TELL ANYBODY.

I HAVE TO TELL HIM, CRAIG.

-MAYBE, BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T TELL HIM.

-IT'S NOT FAIR IF HE THINKS THAT HE AND I ARE --

OH, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW.

I DON'T WANNA HURT HIM.

-I MEAN, MAYBE, MAYBE YOU AND MANNY

SHOULD JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

-I'M JUST SAYING THAT MAYBE WHAT YOU AND I FEEL RIGHT NOW,

MAYBE IT'S JUST FOR NOW.

-FOR NOW?

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, CRAIG!

I KNOW THAT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

IT'S NOT JUST FOR NOW!

YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVED ME.

DO YOU?

-YOU BETTER GET YOUR TOWER.

-YEAH.

TONIGHT?

-LET ME SEE.

I'M KINDA TIRED FROM THE TRIP.

-YEAH.

-WE'RE GONNA TRY TO DO SOME KICKBACKS, OKAY?

THE TRICK IS ALWAYS KEEP YOUR HEAD STRAIGHT

AND DON'T TURN IT 'CAUSE YOU COULD TWEAK YOUR NECK, OKAY?

JUST KICK BACK, FORWARD.

KICK BACK, AND FORWARD.

YOU'RE GONNA DO THREE SETS OF TEN, EACH ARM.

-OKAY.

LIKE THIS?

-THAT'S GREAT.

YOU CAN FEEL IT RIGHT HERE IN YOUR TRICEP.

FEEL IT?

-UH HUH, BUT I DON'T WANNA GET TOO MUSCLEY, J.D.

-YOU WON'T.

IF YOU USE LIGHT WEIGHTS AND DO MORE REPS,

YOU'LL GET DEFINITION, NOT BULK.

-WHAT'S UP, ROOMIE?

-HEY!

STAY RIGHT HERE.

DO ANOTHER SET, AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, ALL RIGHT?

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

-HOW'S THE PERSONAL TRAINING BIZ GOING?

-GREAT, EXTRA BUCKS, AND BEAUTIFUL WORKING ENVIRONMENT.

-EXCUSE ME, THERE'S A LADY PRESENT,

A VERY SPECIAL LADY, IF I REMEMBER YOU CORRECTLY.

-I WAS JUST SEEING IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION.

-JESSIE: WELL, I AM.

-SO, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

-I ENTERED A TRIATHLON SPONSORED

BY BALLY'S AND BAYWATCH DOWN IN OCEANSIDE.

GOTTA TRAIN, BRO.

-ARE YOU A TRIATHLETE?

AN IRONMAN?

-WELL, NOT AN IRONMAN, BUT --

-IRON HEAD IS MORE LIKE IT.

-COULD WE WORK OUT TOGETHER?

-SURE!

-WOMAN: ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO GET MY EQUIPMENT.

-J.D.: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

-WHAT?

-TRAINING FOR FREE?

BRO, YOU'RE TAKING MONEY OUTTA MY POCKET!

-JESSIE AND I WERE GONNA WORK OUT ANYWAY.

BESIDES, A LITTLE COMPANY NEVER HURT.

-HEY, IS THAT TRIATHLON FOR GUYS ONLY?

-NO, IT'S BOTH MEN AND WOMEN.

-REALLY? I THINK I WANNA ENTER.

-YEAH, ME, TOO.

IF YOU CAN BE AN IRONMAN, I CAN BE AN IRONMAN.

-I WAS HOPING YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT.

MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.

-YOU'RE ON.

-[JESSIE CLEARS THROAT] OR WOMAN.

-CODY: WHATEVER.

ISN'T THAT SOFIA VERGARA?

-JESSIE: YEAH, SHE'S THE NEW SPOKESPERSON FOR BALLY'S.

-YEAH.

-THIS IS REAL FUN, BABY.

COME ON, MARTY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO HOME

AND CATCH A MOVIE INSTEAD?

-YOU GOTTA BE PATIENT, BABE.

-WE'VE BEEN ROWING AROUND THIS OCEAN ALL DAY,

AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN CAUGHT A FISH.

-IT'S NOT UP TO ME, BABE. IT'S UP TO THE FISH.

GIVE ME A BEER, WOULD YOU?

-[WOMAN SCREAMS]

-[COUGHING]

-WOMAN: HELP!

-CRAIG: WHAT ARE THEY DOING THIS FAR OUT IN A ROWBOAT?

IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

-MITCH: HANG ON TO THE CAN, OKAY?

YOU ALL RIGHT?

CRAIG, YOU GOT HIM?

HERE, LET GO, LET GO.

BACK OFF!

GRAB THE CAN!

YOU OKAY?

HERE, HANG ON.

ALL RIGHT, YOU ALL RIGHT? -YEAH.

-ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GET HIM IN THE BOAT.

-ALL RIGHT.

-YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY.

-I'M OKAY. [PANTING]

HEY!

-HEY.

-FEELING ANY BETTER?

-OH, YEAH, LOOK, I THINK I JUST GOT OUT OF SHAPE

THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS.

I'LL BE FINE.

-HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?

-[LAUGHS] YES, I'VE BEEN EATING,

MAYBE NOT LIKE I USUALLY DO,

BUT I'LL GET BACK TO THE GYM, GET SOME VITAMINS.

I'LL BE FINE.

-CAN I TALK TO YOU FRIEND TO FRIEND?

CRAIG, I DIDN'T LIKE WHAT I SAW OUT THERE.

I THINK YOU NEED SOME TIME OFF.

-I'D REALLY LIKE TO BE WORKING.

I'VE GOT THINGS ON MY MIND. IT'D BE GOOD FOR ME.

-BUDDY, YOU'RE GOING THROUGH A LOT NOW.

I MEAN THE DIVORCE, MOVING FROM WASHINGTON, .D.C,

SELLING THE HOUSE. COME ON.

I REMEMBER HOW I FELT.

-YES, I REMEMBER YOU REMEMBERING, REMEMBER?

-ALL RIGHT, I'M SERIOUS.

YOU'VE TALKED ME OFF THAT LEDGE MANY TIMES.

I WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN THROUGH IT WITHOUT YOU.

-THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR.

-EXACTLY, THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR.

I'M TELLING YOU I'M YOUR FRIEND.

ANY TIME YOU WANNA TALK, I'M HERE.

-THANKS, BUD.

I'LL BE OKAY. I'LL GET IN SHAPE.

-SO, HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT?

-SORRY?

-YOU HAD PLANS LAST NIGHT.

HOW'D IT TURN OUT?

-FINE.

-WAS IT DINNER?

-UH, NO. [LAUGHS]

-A MOVIE.

-MANNY, YOU'RE PRYING.

-APRIL.

I'M SORRY,

BUT IT'S JUST THAT WE USED TO TALK.

WE USED TO TALK ALL THE TIME.

WE USED TO SHARE EVERYTHING.

-I KNOW, I MISS ALL OF THAT, TOO.

-ARE YOU FREE TONIGHT?

-NO, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT, SORRY.

GOSH, I MUST SOUND LIKE MISS SOCIAL, HUH? [LAUGHS]

-APRIL, DID I DO SOMETHING?

-WHY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

-I MEAN FOR TWO DAYS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TALK WITH YOU,

AND YOU ALWAYS HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO OR SOMETHING TO DO.

ARE YOU ANGRY WITH ME?

-NO, NO, I'M NOT.

-THEN WHY CAN'T WE TALK?

-WE CAN, AND I WANT TO.

IT'S JUST THAT, UH,

I'M LATE, I HAVE TO GO.

-[UPBEAT MUSIC]

♪ YOU THINK YOU GOT ME ♪ BUT YOU REALLY DON'T

♪ YOU THINK ABOUT IT BUT YOU'RE ♪ BETTER OFF

♪ LETTING ME TAKE WHAT I NEED

♪ YOU GET THE MESSAGE ♪ STAY RIGHT BEHIND ME

♪ YOU THINK YOU GOT ME ♪ BUT YOU REALLY DON'T

♪ YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME ♪ BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

♪ IT'S TAKEN ME A LONG TIME ♪ BUT NOW I'M RIGHT

♪ AND I'M NOT GIVING UP TODAY

♪ I'M BETTER THAN YOU

♪ NO MATTER HOW I ROLL ♪ ♪ I'M BETTER THAN YOU

♪ ONE THING I KNOW

♪ I'M BETTER THAN YOU

♪ I'M BETTER THAN YOU

♪ OH YEAH I'M BETTER THAN YOU

♪ I'M A FIGHTER

♪ YOU'RE A STONE COLD LIAR

♪ I'M GOING YOU'RE TIRED

♪ YOU'RE SMOKED AND I'M FIRE

♪ I'M THE FINEST

♪ ADDRESS ME AS YOUR HEINESS

♪ TAKE NOTES YOU SHOULD TRY THIS

♪ I'M SELLING YOU BUY IT

♪ YOU THINK YOU GOT ME ♪ BUT YOU REALLY DON'T

♪ YOU THINK ABOUT IT BUT YOU'RE ♪ BETTER OFF

♪ LETTING ME TAKE WHAT I NEED

♪ YOU GET THE MESSAGE ♪ STAY RIGHT BEHIND ME

♪ YOU THINK YOU GOT ME ♪ BUT YOU REALLY DON'T

♪ YOU THINK YOU KNOW ♪ ME BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

♪ IT'S TAKEN ME A LONG ♪ TIME BUT NOW I'M RIGHT

♪ AND I'M NOT GIVING UP TODAY

♪ I'M BETTER THAN YOU

♪ NO MATTER HOW I ROLL ♪ I'M BETTER THAN YOU

♪ ONE THING I KNOW ♪ ♪ I'M BETTER THAN YOU

♪ OH BETTER THAN YOU

♪ OH YEAH I'M BETTER THAN YOU ♪

♪ ONE THING I KNOW ♪ ♪ I'M BETTER THAN YOU

♪ NO MATTER HOW I ROLL ♪ I'M BETTER THAN YOU ♪

♪ ONE THING I KNOW ♪ ♪ I'M BETTER THAN YOU

♪ OH YEAH I'M BETTER THAN YOU ♪ OH YEAH I'M BETTER THAN YOU

♪ OH YEAH I'M BETTER THAN YOU ♪ OH YEAH I'M BETTER THAN YOU

♪ OH I'M BETTER THAN YOU ♪ OH I'M BETTER THAN YOU

♪ OH I'M BETTER THAN YOU ♪ OH I'M BETTER THAN YOU

♪ NO MATTER HOW I ROLL

-HEY, KIDDO, YOU'RE IN TOWER 10 TODAY.

-YEAH, OKAY.

-WHAT?

-WHAT?

-YOU'RE WEARING A MASK OF GLOOM ON YOUR FACE.

LET ME GUESS.

THAT'S A SOMETHING-TO-DO-WITH-LOVE FACE, HUH?

-YOU KNOW CRAIG BETTER THAN ANYBODY, RIGHT?

-THROUGH HELL AND HIGH WATER.

-DO YOU THINK HE'S BEEN BEHAVING DIFFERENTLY?

-WELL, YOU GOTTA CONSIDER WHAT HE'S BEEN GOING THROUGH

THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS.

HIS MARRIAGE IS OFFICIALLY SACKED.

HE SOLD HIS HOME IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

HE HAD TO MOVE ALL THE WAY OUT HERE.

I MEAN, HE'S HAD A ROUGH COUPLE OF WEEKS.

HE'S ENTITLED.

-I UNDERSTAND THAT HE'S FEELING HURT, OR AT LEAST I TRY TO.

IT'S JUST THAT WITH US, IT'S DIFFERENT.

WHEN HE LEFT, EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT,

AND NOW IT'S NOT.

-HOW SO?

-WELL, I THINK THAT TELLING MANNY ABOUT US IS A GOOD THING,

THE RIGHT THING.

-I THINK IT'S A GOOD CALL.

-AND I FEEL THAT I'M READY TO DO IT.

BUT IT'S LIKE CRAIG JUST KEEPS PUSHING ME BACK TO MANNY,

LIKE HE'S CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP.

-HE MIGHT BE GUN-SHY.

I KNOW I WAS AFTER MY DIVORCE.

-THERE'S THIS LOOK IN HIS EYES.

IT'S A SAD LOOK.

I'VE NEVER SEEN IT IN HIM BEFORE.

I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM, MITCH.

HE WON'T OPEN UP TO ME.

MAYBE HE WILL TO YOU.

-I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN FIND OUT.

SLOW DAY AT THE OFFICE?

-CRAIG: YEAH, I'M KINDA GLAD.

I LIKE IT LIKE THIS.

WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT HERE?

-I WAS TALKING TO APRIL.

SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

ME, TOO.

-WHAT THE HELL IS EVERYBODY SO WORRIED ABOUT ME FOR?

-I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME?

-WHY DON'T WE TAKE THAT PADDLE?

-MY WETSUIT'S IN THE CAR.

I'LL CALL IT IN.

BUCHANNON, CRAIG AND I ARE GONNA TAKE

A WORKOUT, TOWER 12, HUH, YEAH.

-YOU KNOW THIS MORNING,

HOW YOU SAID YOU THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A RUN OF BAD LUCK?

-YEAH?

-YOU'RE KINDA RIGHT.

I GOT CANCER.

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-IT'S HODGKIN'S DISEASE.

IT'S CANCER OF THE LYMPH NODES.

I WENT IN FOR A REGULAR CHECK-UP,

AND THEY FOUND IT.

-WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?

-THERE WAS A GUY THERE HAVING CHEMO

WHO TOLD ME THAT IF YOU TELL SOMEONE YOU'VE GOT CANCER,

IT'S LIKE GIVING IT TO THEM, TOO.

I DIDN'T WANNA DO THAT TO YOU.

-CRAIG, I WOULD'VE COME TO WASHINGTON.

I WOULD'VE BEEN THERE FOR YOU.

-MITCH, I WAS GOING THROUGH RADIATION.

I WAS TIRED ALL THE TIME.

I'M SORRY, I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE HAVING COMPANY.

-SURE YOU STILL WANNA GO OUT FOR THE PADDLE?

-THE DOC SAYS YOU CAN DO ANYTHING

I'VE GOT THE STRENGTH FOR.

I GET GOOD DAYS AND BAD DAYS.

TODAY'S ONE OF THE GOOD DAYS.

-WELL, UH --

-WHAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE?

I THINK THEY CAUGHT IT EARLY.

IT SEEMS TO BE IN REMISSION.

I'M TAKING ANTI- CANCER DRUGS.

THE 10-YEAR SURVIVAL RATE IS 80%.

THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

-CRAIG: SO, WHICH WAY YOU THINK THIS FOG'S GONNA GO?

YOU THINK WE CAN BEAT IT TO SHORE?

-MITCH: I DON'T KNOW.

WHICH WAY IS SHORE?

-NOW, REMEMBER, IT'S CRUCIAL TO PACE YOURSELF

THROUGH ALL THREE EVENTS.

-HOW LONG'S THE SWIM?

-OUT AROUND THE PIER AND BACK, POINT NINE MILES.

-AND THE BIKE RIDE?

-ABOUT 40K, 26 MILES.

-J.D.: OKAY, LET'S DO IT, LET'S GO!

-CODY: TRANSITIONS DURING THE RACE

ARE GONNA BE REAL TRICKY.

THERE'S GONNA BE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE GETTING OFF THEIR BIKES

AND CHANGING SHOES ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

-HEY, HEY, YOU GOT MY LEFT SHOE!

-TAKE IT. IT'S GOT A KNOT IN IT.

-HOW LONG'S THE RUN?

-10K, 6 MILES AND CHANGE.

-THAT LEFT SHOE'S MINE.

-TAKE IT.

-SEE YA!

-DURING THE RACE,

MAKE SURE YOU KEEP YOUR STUFF CLEAR OF MINE.

-I WAS JUST GONNA TELL YOU THE SAME THING.

-TIME.

-J.D.: COME ON, JESSIE!

-YOU OKAY?

-UH HUH.

-WOO! GREAT RUN! FEEL GOOD.

-I COULD RUN ANOTHER THREE MILES.

-YEAH? I COULD RUN ANOTHER FIVE MILES.

-YOU BETTER KEEP RUNNING IF YOU PLAN

ON STAYING UP WITH ME IN THE TRIATHLON.

-ALL YOU'RE GONNA SEE OF ME IN THAT RACE IS MY BACK.

-GUYS, LET'S NOT GET INTO A

"WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST MUSCLE" CONTEST, OKAY?

-HEY, CHURROS, I LOVE CHURROS.

-CODY: ME, TOO, MAN.

-OH, HOW CAN YOU GUYS EVEN THINK ABOUT FOOD?

WE JUST RAN ALL THE WAY FROM SANTA MONICA!

-YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID,

I USED TO BE ABLE TO EAT 10 OF THOSE BABIES IN ONE SITTING.

-YEAH? I COULD EAT 15.

-OH, REALLY?

YOU WANNA BET?

-GUYS, DON'T DO THIS.

-YOU'RE ON, 10 BUCKS, MEAT.

-10 BUCKS [LAUGHS], IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? 25!

-CODY: 50!

-50 BUCKS? YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.

-NAH, I GOT A STEAL.

YOU KNOW WHAT, 40, AND I'LL LET YOU

OFF THE HOOK RIGHT NOW.

-J.D.: [LAUGHS] DREAM ON, DREAM ON.

EXCUSE ME, SIR,

I'LL TAKE 10 OF THOSE RIGHT NOW.

-[SOMBER MUSIC]

-OH, MAN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS.

THIS WAS MY IDEA AND THE WAY THINGS HAVE BEEN GOING,

I CAN'T HELP FEELING IT'S MY FAULT.

-WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF?

WE JUST PADDLED OUT TOO FAR.

COME ON, LET'S GO, GO LEFT.

-NO, NO, NO, I THINK LEFT IS AWAY FROM SHORE.

I THINK WE SHOULD GO RIGHT.

-RIGHT! RIGHT'S JAPAN!

-THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY WIND.

I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY RIPPLES IN THE WATER.

THERE ARE NO HINTS AT ALL.

-NO SWELLS, EITHER.

YOU HEAR A BUOY?

-NO.

-BIRDS?

-NO.

-TRAFFIC? -NO!

-ME NEITHER.

-I'D SAY WE PADDLED TOO FAR OUT.

-I'D SAY YOU'RE RIGHT.

WELL, LET'S, UH, JUST SIT IT OUT.

-[PAPER RUSTLES]

-WHAT IS THAT?

-CRAIG: WHAT?

-OH, IT'S YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?

-CRAIG: NOTHING.

-ARE YOU EATING SOMETHING?

-MM HMM.

-WHAT IS IT?

-IT'S A PROTEIN BAR.

-WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

-I HAD IT IN MY SUIT. I FORGOT I HAD IT.

-WAIT A MINUTE, YOU HAVE A PROTEIN BAR IN YOUR SUIT,

AND YOU'RE EATING IT, AND YOU'RE NOT SHARING IT WITH ME,

AND I'VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR OVER TWO HOURS.

I'M STARVING, TOO, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA SHARE IT WITH ME,

YOUR BEST FRIEND?

-CRAIG: I DIDN'T THINK YOU LIKED THESE THINGS.

-I LOVE THOSE THINGS!

NOW, COME ON!

-OH, GOD, WHINE, WHINE, WHINE!

ALL RIGHT, HERE, DON'T EAT ALL OF IT.

-MITCH: OH, AH, AH, AH, AH!

-CRAIG: OH, MAN!

-MITCH: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

-CRAIG: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE HOLD OF IT.

-MITCH: NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAND IT TO ME.

YOU HEAR THAT?

-CRAIG: NO.

-IT'S MY STOMACH GROWLING.

YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE IN THAT SUIT?

-CRAIG: NO!

-OKAY, SURE, LET ME KNOW AS SOON AS YOU HEAR ANYTHING.

THANKS.

-ANYBODY SEEN CRAIG?

-YEAH, HE AND MITCH WENT FOR A PADDLE TWO HOURS AGO,

AND THEY'RE NOT BACK YET.

-THAT'S A LONG TIME TO BE OUT THERE.

-YEAH, YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.

ALL RIGHT, LET ME KNOW IF ANYTHING CHANGES.

I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH WEATHER.

THERE'S A BIG FOG BANK OFF THE COAST.

-YOU DON'T THINK THEY'RE IN IT, DO YOU?

-I'VE BEEN ON THE HORN WITH THE COASTIES

AND THE HARBOR PATROL.

SO FAR, THE WORD IS THERE'LL BE NO SEARCH

UNTIL THE VISIBILITY INCREASES.

-APRIL KNOW?

-NO.

-SHE LOVES YOU.

SHE DESERVES TO KNOW.

-I'LL TELL YOU HOW CRAZY I AM THESE DAYS.

I'VE DECIDED TO BREAK UP WITH HER.

-RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN.

-LET'S SAY I'M NOT ONE OF THE 80 PERCENTERS.

I DON'T WANT HER TO BE ALONE, ESPECIALLY NOT THAT WAY.

-OH, WHAT, HAS CHEMOTHERAPY

AFFECTED YOUR BRAIN HERE, FOR GOD'S SAKE?

THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

-MITCH, SHE'S 22 YEARS OLD.

SHE HAS A RIGHT TO BE WITH SOMEBODY

WHO LOVES HER THE REST OF HER LIFE.

I GOT MAYBE, MAYBE 10 YEARS MAX.

-YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. -CRAIG: IT'S TRUE.

-NOW, SHUT UP, I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT KIND OF TALK!

-IT'S TRUE. -NO, IT'S NOT TRUE! YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!

THEY'RE MAKING AMAZING ADVANCES IN CANCER RESEARCH.

FOR ALL YOU KNOW, YOU COULD BE TOTALLY CURED

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS?

YOU'RE 104 YEARS OLD LOOKING FOR A DATE

BECAUSE APRIL'S MARRIED SOMEBODY ELSE IN THEIR 90S.

COME ON, IT'S TOO GOOD TO LET GO.

-MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

-DAMN RIGHT, I'M RIGHT.

BESIDES, I'M COUNTING ON HAVING A BEST FRIEND

WHEN I'M 104 YEARS OLD.

-HEY, MANNY, CAN WE TALK?

-WHAT? NO PLANS?

-NO, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

-GOOD, FINALLY!

-FIRST OF ALL, YOU AND I HAVE BECOME THE BEST OF FRIENDS.

IN FACT, YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND.

-YEAH, I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU.

-I DON'T THINK THAT EITHER ONE OF US

WOULD DELIBERATELY HURT THE OTHER.

-ABSOLUTELY NOT!

-IF I SAID SOMETHING OR DID SOMETHING THAT HURT YOU,

I WOULD FEEL TERRIBLE.

-ME, TOO!

-BUT SOMETIMES, A PERSON,

THE WAY THEY FEEL ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON CHANGES.

-YEAH.

-BUT THE FRIENDSHIP CAN STILL GO ON.

-EXACTLY!

-MANNY, I REALLY HOPE IT DOES.

-OH, IT WILL! I PROMISE!

-I WAS SO NERVOUS ABOUT THIS.

-ABOUT WHAT?

-MANNY: THIS IS CHELSEA.

WE MET AT STANFORD.

WE'RE KINDA DATING,

AND I WANTED TO TELL YOU BEFORE YOU FOUND OUT.

-[APRIL LAUGHS]

-WHAT?

-[APRIL LAUGHS]

-[LAUGHS] WHAT?

-[APRIL LAUGHS]

-WHAT WAS THAT?

-WHAT?

-DID YOU JUST KICK MY LEG?

-NO.

-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

-SHOOT!

-THINK HE SMELLED THE PROTEIN BAR?

IT'S A JOKE. IT'S A JOKE! WHOA!

UH UH, I DON'T LIKE THIS.

-OH!

-CRAIG! CRAIG!

UH! UH! UH! UH!

CRAIG!

OKAY, BUDDY, YOU ALL RIGHT?

COME ON, MAN, BREATHE, BREATHE!

ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

COME ON, CRAIG, COME ON, BREATHE!

-OH!

-I GOT YOU.

IT'S OKAY, EASY! IT'S ALL RIGHT.

-WHERE IS IT?

-IT'S GONE. IT'S GONE. COME ON.

THE PADDLE BOARD'S RIGHT HERE.

COME ON, GET ON THE BOARD.

JUMP ON.

YOU OKAY, HUH?

-OH, YEAH. [COUGHS]

-TAKE IT EASY. TAKE IT EASY.

-ALL RIGHT, HANG IN THERE, MAN.

YOU HAD ME WORRIED THERE FOR A MINUTE.

-[SEAGULL CRIES]

-LISTEN, LISTEN.

-WHAT?

-IT'S A SEAGULL.

-WHERE IS IT?

AH! OH!

-[MITCH LAUGHS]

YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DO HAVE BAD LUCK.

-[CRAIG LAUGHS]

-IF THERE'S A SEAGULL, THERE'S GOTTA BE LAND.

DO YOU THINK YOU COULD FIND IT IN YOUR HEART

TO PADDLE JUST A LITTLE BIT?

I'M DYING HERE!

-THAT'S MY LINE.

-THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

-I THOUGHT IT WAS.

-HANG ON. HEY! HEY, LOOK!

I'M STANDING UP!.

HEY, WE MADE IT! [LAUGHS]

-[BOTH LAUGHING]

-COME ON, LET'S GO GET A PINA COLADA. I'M BUYING.

WOO!

-CRAIG: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

-I DON'T KNOW, AND I DON'T CARE.

IT'S LAND.

BUDDY, OUR LUCK HAS CHANGED.

-[ARTILLERY SHELL EXPLODES]

-[ARTILLERY SHELL EXPLODES]

-CRAIG: WHICH WAY?

-I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.

THAT WAY! -WHY?

-[ARTILLERY SHELLS EXPLODE]

-WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

-GIVE ME A SECOND.

YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO GO WEST.

WEST IS JAPAN, SO I SAID EAST, RIGHT?

OKAY, THE FIRST ISLAND WE COME TO IS CATALINA,

BUT THIS ISN'T CATALINA, SO THE NEXT ISLAND IS--

-CRAIG: YEAH? -OH, MY GOD!

-WHAT? -SAN CLEMENTE.

-SO?

-THE NAVY USES THE ISLAND FOR TARGET PRACTICE.

-ARTILLERY!

-[MULTIPLE ARTILLERY SHELLS EXPLODE]

-MITCH: OH! -CRAIG: OH!

-TALK ABOUT BAD LUCK.

WHAT THE HELL ELSE COULD GO WRONG?

-HOLD IT! YOU ARE TRESPASSING ON UNITED STATES NAVY LAND!

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!

-WE'RE UNDER ARREST?

WE'RE UNDER ARREST.

-OF COURSE WE ARE.

-WE'RE UNDER ARREST. [LAUGHTER]

-[ROCK MUSIC]

-[STARTER PISTOL SHOOTS]

-♪ HELL BENT YOU'RE GUNNA CARRY ON

♪ KEEP RUNNING DOWN ♪ THE BROKEN ROAD

♪ DEAD SET YOU GOTTA GRIND IT OUT

♪ IF YOU'RE EVER GUNNA BREAK THE MOLD

♪ HARD TIMES YOU GOTTA TOUGH IT OUT

♪ MOVE ALONG KEEP STANDING TALL

♪ YOU GOT THE COURAGE TO GET BACK UP

♪ NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU FALL

♪ NEVER GUNNA WAVE THAT WHITE FLAG

♪ NEVER QUIT, NEVER GIVE IT UP

♪ BLOOD SWEAT TEARS ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU FEEL THAT FEAR

♪ YOU'RE GUNNA STICK RIGHT TO YOUR GUNS

♪ YOU'RE GUNNA PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT ♪

♪ THIS IS YOUR LIFE YOU'RE GUNNA LIVE IT

♪ YOU'RE GUNNA KEEP HOLDING STRONG ♪ ♪ YOU'RE GONNA KEEP ON KEEPING ON

♪ GET TO THE LIMIT

♪ NOBODY CAN STOP YOU NOW ♪ YOU'RE GUNNA MAKE IT HAPPEN

♪ YOU GOT THE SPIRIT ♪ GOT THE DRIVE YOU GOT THE PASSION

♪ YOU GOT THE POWER OF AN AVALANCHE

♪ YOU WERE WAITING FOR THIS VERY CHANCE

♪ YOU'RE GUNNA PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT

♪ NEVER GUNNA WAVE THAT WHITE FLAG

♪ NEVER QUIT, NEVER GIVE IT UP

♪ BLOOD SWEAT TEARS ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU FEEL THAT FEAR

♪ YOU'RE GUNNA STICK RIGHT TO YOUR GUNS

♪ YOU'RE GUNNA PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT

♪ THIS IS YOUR LIFE YOU'RE GUNNA LIVE IT

♪ YOU'RE GUNNA KEEP HOLDING STRONG ♪ ♪ YOU'RE GONNA KEEP ON KEEPING ON

♪ GET TO THE LIMIT

♪ NOBODY CAN STOP YOU NOW ♪YOU'RE GUNNA MAKE IT HAPPEN

♪ YOU GOT THE SPIRIT ♪ GOT THE DRIVE YOU GOT THE PASSION

♪ YOU GOT THE POWER OF AN AVALANCHE ♪

♪ YOU WERE WAITING FOR THIS VERY CHANCE

-JESSIE: YEAH!

WOO!

-HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER PAID UP

20 CHURROS, 50 BUCKS, PAY UP.

-J.D.: BET'S OFF, SWEET CHEEKS.

YOU THREW UP.

-NO, YOU THREW UP FIRST, MAN.

YOU OWE ME.

-HERE, YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A DRINK.

-LOVE THIS STUFF.

-ME, TOO.

I CAN DRINK 10 BOTTLES OF IT.

-YEAH?

BET YOU I COULD DRINK 15.

-CODY: 20.

-MITCH: 50!

-CODY: 75! -SHH!

-SO, THAT'S MY STORY.

EVERYTHING'S SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

SORRY I HAD TO TELL YOU, APRIL,

BUT YOU HAD A RIGHT TO KNOW SOONER OR LATER.

-YEAH, I DID.

-THINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW.

-WHAT THINGS?

-YOU AND I.

I UNDERSTAND IF YOU DECIDE YOU WANT TO MOVE ON.

-WELL, I DON'T.

-APRIL, WHAT I'VE GOT, THIS IS REAL.

-YEAH, WELL, WHAT I'VE GOT IS REAL, TOO.

DO YOU LOVE ME, CRAIG?

-YES, APRIL, I DO LOVE YOU.

-THEN, DON'T STOP BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO.

-[SOMBER MUSIC]

-[END THEME PLAYING]