Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,954 --> 00:00:03,437
Previously on BH90210...
2
00:00:03,462 --> 00:00:05,163
GABRIELLE: It's about the reboot.
Part of my agreeing
3
00:00:05,187 --> 00:00:07,123
to do it is having Andrea
4
00:00:07,148 --> 00:00:08,654
explore her sexuality.
5
00:00:08,679 --> 00:00:09,766
JENNIE: You always
thought you could just
6
00:00:09,790 --> 00:00:11,514
charm your way out of everything.
7
00:00:11,539 --> 00:00:13,310
Something my wife
constantly reminds me of.
8
00:00:13,321 --> 00:00:14,873
The one you just cheated on?
9
00:00:14,898 --> 00:00:16,430
IAN: They set up some cameras
around the house
10
00:00:16,454 --> 00:00:17,542
so I can catch her cheating.
11
00:00:17,566 --> 00:00:20,023
In the kitchen,
the living room, the bedroom.
12
00:00:20,048 --> 00:00:21,269
I'm pregnant.
13
00:00:21,294 --> 00:00:23,906
DOCTOR: I did discover
a preexisting fertility issue.
14
00:00:27,273 --> 00:00:29,294
[MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY OVER RADIO]
15
00:00:29,319 --> 00:00:31,359
- Have a good night, guys. Drive safe.
- Good night.
16
00:00:34,053 --> 00:00:35,437
[MUSIC STOPS]
17
00:00:41,615 --> 00:00:43,549
[BELL JINGLES]
18
00:00:48,296 --> 00:00:50,149
I hope I'm not too late.
19
00:00:50,174 --> 00:00:52,617
Eh, sorry, ma'am, we closed at midnight.
20
00:00:53,606 --> 00:00:57,203
Maybe you could make an
exception for an old friend.
21
00:00:59,516 --> 00:01:02,351
I make all kinds of
exceptions for old friends.
22
00:01:02,734 --> 00:01:04,085
What are you looking for, Kel?
23
00:01:04,110 --> 00:01:07,242
I was in the mood for a midnight snack.
24
00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:08,414
Something sweet?
25
00:01:08,439 --> 00:01:10,742
Something hot.
26
00:01:21,374 --> 00:01:22,374
KELLY: Oh!
27
00:01:22,711 --> 00:01:25,195
You really know how to
satisfy a girl's hunger.
28
00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:29,572
- What the hell?
- JASON: Cut!
29
00:01:29,597 --> 00:01:30,781
[BELL RINGS]
30
00:01:31,886 --> 00:01:33,156
Don't worry, man.
31
00:01:33,181 --> 00:01:34,554
The baby's not yours.
32
00:01:34,579 --> 00:01:35,579
[GASPS]
33
00:01:35,604 --> 00:01:38,539
[NIGHT BIRD HOOTS IN DISTANCE]
34
00:01:45,218 --> 00:01:46,773
CAMILLE: I'm home.
35
00:01:47,291 --> 00:01:48,725
Hey.
36
00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:51,561
Or shall I say, "We're home"?
37
00:01:51,710 --> 00:01:53,229
JASON: Welcome back.
38
00:01:53,254 --> 00:01:54,588
[GROANS]
39
00:01:54,613 --> 00:01:56,742
I'm winded, my feet hurt.
40
00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,757
I just want a long, hot bath.
41
00:02:00,390 --> 00:02:01,976
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm just...
42
00:02:02,001 --> 00:02:03,287
thinking about the baby.
43
00:02:03,312 --> 00:02:05,843
Wondering if we're gonna
have a boy or a girl.
44
00:02:05,868 --> 00:02:07,670
If it's gonna have your beautiful smile.
45
00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:08,726
- Or yours.
- No,
46
00:02:08,751 --> 00:02:10,246
I don't think that's gonna happen.
47
00:02:11,359 --> 00:02:13,068
Turns out that kick in the nuts
48
00:02:13,093 --> 00:02:15,734
was a real kick in the nuts.
49
00:02:16,828 --> 00:02:18,435
I can't have kids.
50
00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:21,546
Because of the injury?
51
00:02:21,571 --> 00:02:22,585
No.
52
00:02:23,171 --> 00:02:25,484
It was a preexisting condition.
53
00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,085
Nothing to do with the injury at all.
54
00:02:28,327 --> 00:02:29,953
Are they sure? I...
55
00:02:30,288 --> 00:02:31,437
Yeah.
56
00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:33,351
They're sure.
57
00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,506
I'll be at Gabby's.
58
00:02:37,531 --> 00:02:40,562
Jason. Jason, okay, okay, I messed up.
59
00:02:41,530 --> 00:02:42,695
It was an accident.
60
00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,678
Accidental unprotected sex?
61
00:02:44,703 --> 00:02:45,703
That's your excuse?
62
00:02:45,728 --> 00:02:47,570
I was in New York with
the Charlize movie,
63
00:02:47,595 --> 00:02:49,576
and I was under so much stress.
64
00:02:49,601 --> 00:02:50,718
I just...
65
00:02:50,805 --> 00:02:52,709
I had one too many Kamikazes.
66
00:02:52,734 --> 00:02:54,007
Were you ever gonna tell me?
67
00:02:54,032 --> 00:02:55,609
It was the only time.
68
00:02:55,906 --> 00:02:58,046
I assumed the baby was yours,
and I just didn't want to...
69
00:02:58,070 --> 00:02:59,109
Didn't want to what?
70
00:02:59,134 --> 00:03:01,382
Hurt me? [CHUCKLES]
71
00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:12,248
GABRIELLE: This doesn't
change how I feel about you.
72
00:03:12,273 --> 00:03:13,685
How could it not, Gab?
73
00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:15,602
You say you're into women now,
and I'm not a woman.
74
00:03:15,626 --> 00:03:16,904
I don't want you to be a woman.
75
00:03:16,929 --> 00:03:19,967
I love you. I love being with you.
I love who you are.
76
00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,273
What is it? Are you bored?
77
00:03:21,298 --> 00:03:22,303
I'm not bored.
78
00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:25,350
- You are my best friend.
- And your husband, Gabrielle.
79
00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:27,032
- I'm your husband.
- Yes, you're my husband.
80
00:03:27,056 --> 00:03:29,795
But when she kissed me, it was electric,
81
00:03:29,820 --> 00:03:31,787
and... it was just too strong.
82
00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,092
I can't ignore that.
83
00:03:33,117 --> 00:03:35,107
People are attracted to
other people all the time.
84
00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,881
We're grown-ups.
We have to make choices.
85
00:03:36,906 --> 00:03:38,214
This is not about choices.
86
00:03:38,216 --> 00:03:41,732
It is a side of myself I have
not dealt with and I want to.
87
00:03:41,757 --> 00:03:43,264
I don't know how I feel about this.
88
00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:45,457
But I-I don't want to
have an open marriage.
89
00:03:45,482 --> 00:03:47,139
It's not about an open marriage.
90
00:03:47,164 --> 00:03:49,991
This is something I need to explore.
91
00:03:50,016 --> 00:03:51,412
Then explore.
92
00:03:51,437 --> 00:03:52,664
But I'm not gonna sit around
93
00:03:52,689 --> 00:03:54,632
pining away while you do it.
94
00:03:56,711 --> 00:03:58,093
TORI: Babe? Have you seen my phone?
95
00:03:58,117 --> 00:03:59,498
I can't find it, and I'm so late.
96
00:03:59,523 --> 00:04:00,881
Why? Where are you going?
97
00:04:00,906 --> 00:04:02,156
To the Fox pitch.
98
00:04:02,811 --> 00:04:04,031
For the reboot?
99
00:04:04,056 --> 00:04:05,101
That's back on?
100
00:04:05,656 --> 00:04:06,828
I don't think you told me that.
101
00:04:06,852 --> 00:04:07,960
Pretty sure I did.
102
00:04:07,985 --> 00:04:09,905
I don't know.
Maybe you were asleep or something.
103
00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:11,812
- Have you given any thought
- No.
104
00:04:11,837 --> 00:04:13,671
about how this affects us as a family?
105
00:04:13,696 --> 00:04:15,390
I am doing this for our family.
106
00:04:15,415 --> 00:04:16,453
You are?
107
00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:17,876
I thought you were doing
it because you wanted to be
108
00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:19,992
on a real TV show instead
of this reality crap
109
00:04:20,017 --> 00:04:21,782
- that we've been shooting.
- Don't go there. No.
110
00:04:21,806 --> 00:04:22,852
What if it's a success? Huh?
111
00:04:22,876 --> 00:04:24,735
- Guys, is my phone under there? Please.
- Then what?
112
00:04:24,759 --> 00:04:26,501
- Oh, yeah. Found it, found it.
- TORI: Thank you.
113
00:04:26,525 --> 00:04:28,085
- Thank you, babies.
- We both found it.
114
00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:29,829
Oh, 'cause that would suck, right?
115
00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:31,514
- We did.
- What-what are you afraid of?
116
00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:32,547
That I'm gonna be a success?
117
00:04:32,571 --> 00:04:34,718
No, I'm worried that
you're gonna be gone,
118
00:04:34,743 --> 00:04:36,047
from our house, from our kids.
119
00:04:36,072 --> 00:04:37,851
- This is hard.
- It is hard.
120
00:04:38,918 --> 00:04:40,493
Here, Mama,
you're gonna go to Daddy, okay?
121
00:04:40,517 --> 00:04:41,523
Come here, sweetheart.
122
00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:43,281
- [GRUNTS]
- Don't worry.
123
00:04:43,306 --> 00:04:45,054
I'll try not to be too successful, okay?
124
00:04:45,079 --> 00:04:46,250
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
125
00:04:46,275 --> 00:04:47,609
TORI: Be good for Daddy.
126
00:04:47,634 --> 00:04:54,634
♪♪
127
00:05:01,930 --> 00:05:04,960
Okay, I just want to see if
I understand this correctly.
128
00:05:05,595 --> 00:05:07,195
Jason's directing,
129
00:05:07,602 --> 00:05:09,539
Jennie's overseeing casting,
130
00:05:09,825 --> 00:05:12,396
Gabby's providing story ideas,
131
00:05:12,421 --> 00:05:15,378
and Ian wants to handle
product integrations.
132
00:05:15,403 --> 00:05:17,693
And you're all executive producers.
133
00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,437
Great. I have a question for you.
134
00:05:19,462 --> 00:05:21,596
Have you reached out to Joe E. Tata yet?
135
00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:23,445
Maybe he'd like to be the CEO of Fox.
136
00:05:23,470 --> 00:05:25,975
Look, i-if I hadn't
made all these promises,
137
00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,468
there would be no show.
138
00:05:27,623 --> 00:05:29,156
But we're gonna work it out.
139
00:05:29,181 --> 00:05:30,820
- We're all friends.
- [CHUCKLES]
140
00:05:31,173 --> 00:05:32,320
Honey.
141
00:05:32,481 --> 00:05:34,415
You forget I was on the show.
142
00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:35,757
I know you people.
143
00:05:35,782 --> 00:05:37,093
And I never told you,
144
00:05:37,118 --> 00:05:40,131
but you were amazing as Emily Valentine.
145
00:05:40,156 --> 00:05:42,859
I can't believe you gave up
acting to be an executive.
146
00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,141
None of that. No buttering me up.
147
00:05:44,165 --> 00:05:46,295
And oh, my God,
you were my fav in Chucky.
148
00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:47,656
Stop. Okay?
149
00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,288
Unlike the rest of you, I grew up.
150
00:05:50,313 --> 00:05:53,093
You got famous so young,
you never grew or evolved as people.
151
00:05:53,118 --> 00:05:54,468
Which is so repellent,
152
00:05:54,757 --> 00:05:56,320
and yet so deliciously fascinating.
153
00:05:56,345 --> 00:05:58,171
Well, I do what I can.
154
00:05:58,196 --> 00:06:00,383
Well, there's gonna be more
drama off-camera than on.
155
00:06:00,408 --> 00:06:03,259
And it's gonna be on you to manage it.
156
00:06:03,284 --> 00:06:04,459
Are you sure you're prepared for that?
157
00:06:04,470 --> 00:06:06,171
I have hired an excellent writer.
158
00:06:06,196 --> 00:06:08,429
We're gonna have a great script.
159
00:06:08,454 --> 00:06:11,452
And social media connections...
I got 'em all over the place.
160
00:06:11,477 --> 00:06:13,904
In fact, we are trending right now.
161
00:06:13,929 --> 00:06:17,699
And I am gonna recreate
our iconic cast photo.
162
00:06:17,724 --> 00:06:20,391
Great. I just want you
to remember one thing.
163
00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:24,273
This is a billion-dollar
property for Fox.
164
00:06:24,298 --> 00:06:26,117
And Shannen better be on board.
165
00:06:26,268 --> 00:06:27,734
Don't screw it up.
166
00:06:30,530 --> 00:06:32,148
This is surreal, right?
167
00:06:32,173 --> 00:06:33,937
What, that we're so old
we all need readers?
168
00:06:33,962 --> 00:06:35,488
BRIAN: It's bananas. I keep thinking,
169
00:06:35,513 --> 00:06:36,980
"What the hell have I done?"
170
00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:38,582
Time warp in a good way.
171
00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,699
I did not realize how
much I missed your guys.
172
00:06:40,724 --> 00:06:43,283
Well, wait till you guys
all read these story pages.
173
00:06:43,308 --> 00:06:44,364
- They're so good.
- JENNIE: Can we just
174
00:06:44,388 --> 00:06:46,674
talk about the fact
that we were all sent
175
00:06:46,699 --> 00:06:48,455
mutilated 90210 dolls?
176
00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,658
- I mean, is that okay?
- Look, I am trying
177
00:06:50,683 --> 00:06:51,924
to keep it positive right now.
178
00:06:51,949 --> 00:06:53,352
GABRIELLE: Well,
I did not appreciate seeing
179
00:06:53,376 --> 00:06:55,940
my doll's limbs severed, but,
uh, she did have great legs.
180
00:06:55,965 --> 00:06:58,166
Mine was beheaded and disemboweled.
181
00:06:58,191 --> 00:07:00,223
I'm pretty sure dolls don't have bowels,
182
00:07:00,248 --> 00:07:02,262
- but your story, that's great.
- Mine didn't.
183
00:07:02,287 --> 00:07:04,004
Oh, right. The show must go on.
184
00:07:04,029 --> 00:07:05,458
- Mm-hmm.
- So who cares if we're all dead?
185
00:07:05,482 --> 00:07:07,532
We'll just do "90210: The Zombie Years".
186
00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:08,813
[CHUCKLES]: Isn't that
what we're doing already?
187
00:07:08,837 --> 00:07:09,837
[JENNIE LAUGHS]
188
00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:12,573
Can you stop doing that?
189
00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,058
- What?
- Looking at me.
190
00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:17,369
I just remembered a
dream I had last night.
191
00:07:17,394 --> 00:07:19,119
I just remembered a nightmare I had,
192
00:07:19,144 --> 00:07:20,660
and I'm still having it.
193
00:07:20,996 --> 00:07:23,377
- I.Z. You're so late.
- Eh...
194
00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:25,769
- JASON: Where you been, man?
- IAN: Well, I don't even know.
195
00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:28,043
Roosevelt, the Viper Room, Bar One.
196
00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:30,903
It's really kind of a blur.
I haven't even been home yet.
197
00:07:30,927 --> 00:07:33,699
Ah, that's fantastic.
You, uh, you smell like pickle juice,
198
00:07:33,724 --> 00:07:36,176
and now I get to cuddle
with you on a giant bed.
199
00:07:36,201 --> 00:07:38,080
Excuse me, do you mind
bringing me some coffee?
200
00:07:38,105 --> 00:07:39,393
I'm so hungover, I..
201
00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,232
- You're joking?
- Maybe a muffin?
202
00:07:41,257 --> 00:07:43,229
I don't normally eat so carb-y,
203
00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:45,245
but I'm feeling like I got to...
I got to do something.
204
00:07:45,269 --> 00:07:47,002
So that's not really my job.
205
00:07:47,027 --> 00:07:49,624
Oh, hey, I'm sorry. Uh, my-my mistake.
206
00:07:49,649 --> 00:07:53,176
But if you see a cup of coffee,
I would so, so appreciate it.
207
00:07:53,894 --> 00:07:56,873
Oh, you have...
you have really pretty eyes.
208
00:07:56,898 --> 00:07:58,768
TORI [CLEARS THROAT]:
Uh, Z, you're, uh...
209
00:07:58,793 --> 00:08:01,152
[CHUCKLING]: sitting on
all of your story pages.
210
00:08:01,177 --> 00:08:03,200
Just check them out.
You're gonna love your character.
211
00:08:03,224 --> 00:08:04,988
- Yeah?
- Got some juicy stuff in here, Z.
212
00:08:05,013 --> 00:08:07,488
Juicy? Are there some
juicy muffins over there?
213
00:08:07,513 --> 00:08:09,846
JENNIE: Can you guys both just
stop saying "juicy," please?
214
00:08:09,871 --> 00:08:10,886
Because it's really gross.
215
00:08:10,910 --> 00:08:12,698
Steve Sanders a CEO
like we talked about?
216
00:08:12,723 --> 00:08:14,892
BRIAN: Well, he's in a suit,
and there's a boardroom,
217
00:08:14,916 --> 00:08:17,260
so it's something business-y.
218
00:08:17,285 --> 00:08:19,565
And he's got an awesome
sex scene in New York.
219
00:08:19,590 --> 00:08:21,090
He bangs some married woman
220
00:08:21,115 --> 00:08:23,926
- after one too many Kamikazes.
- Steve Sanders is a good guy.
221
00:08:23,951 --> 00:08:24,958
- He wouldn't do something like that.
- GABRIELLE: Come on.
222
00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:26,328
There's a lot to play there, I.Z.
223
00:08:26,353 --> 00:08:28,010
He's comforting a high-profile publicist
224
00:08:28,035 --> 00:08:29,542
whose marriage is in trouble?
That's good.
225
00:08:29,566 --> 00:08:31,635
JASON: Uh, I-I'm sorry. Can I...
226
00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:34,010
Can I just, uh, take the temperature
of the room on this?
227
00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,776
Have Kamikazes made a comeback?
228
00:08:35,801 --> 00:08:38,799
Like, was there some
Kamikaze renaissance
229
00:08:38,824 --> 00:08:40,088
and I just didn't get the memo?
230
00:08:40,113 --> 00:08:41,580
No. There hasn't.
231
00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:42,855
It's just bad writing.
232
00:08:43,104 --> 00:08:45,846
Okay? No one's ordered
a Kamikaze since 1999.
233
00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:46,881
Yeah, that's what I thought.
234
00:08:46,905 --> 00:08:49,237
Tori, I need to meet
this writer right now.
235
00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,262
Okay.
236
00:08:52,805 --> 00:08:53,806
- [SIGHING]: Oh, coffee.
- [ANNA SIGHS]
237
00:08:53,830 --> 00:08:54,921
This is my coffee.
238
00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,518
Let me introduce myself. Anna Blakemore.
239
00:08:58,543 --> 00:08:59,700
I'm one of the new writers on the show.
240
00:08:59,724 --> 00:09:00,872
- Hey, Anna.
- IAN: Hey, Anna.
241
00:09:00,896 --> 00:09:03,527
It's nice to meet you. And your eyes.
242
00:09:03,887 --> 00:09:05,004
Stop it with the eyes.
243
00:09:05,029 --> 00:09:06,558
- What?
- Are you seriously commenting
244
00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:07,824
on my physical appearance?
245
00:09:07,849 --> 00:09:09,121
That is so inappropriate.
246
00:09:09,146 --> 00:09:11,146
- It was just a compliment.
- And I don't want one.
247
00:09:14,483 --> 00:09:17,176
When did it become inappropriate
to compliment a woman?
248
00:09:17,201 --> 00:09:19,902
I think it was, like,
2007 when it turned the corner.
249
00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,801
If I didn't compliment
Stacey every hour,
250
00:09:21,826 --> 00:09:22,833
she'd be all over me.
251
00:09:22,858 --> 00:09:24,848
Dude, you probably should've
taken that as a sign.
252
00:09:24,873 --> 00:09:27,027
TORI: Guys,
I want you to meet Jack Carlisle,
253
00:09:27,052 --> 00:09:28,941
our amazing head writer. The cast.
254
00:09:28,966 --> 00:09:30,308
- IAN: How are you, Jack?
- Hi.
255
00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:31,669
- Yeah, we've actually met.
- JACK: I'm excited
256
00:09:31,693 --> 00:09:33,247
to be working on this
project with you guys.
257
00:09:33,271 --> 00:09:34,980
Yeah, I think you know my wife, too.
258
00:09:35,005 --> 00:09:36,613
- Camille?
- No way.
259
00:09:36,638 --> 00:09:37,769
You're married to Camille?
260
00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,098
- Yeah.
- She did PR
261
00:09:39,123 --> 00:09:40,450
- on a movie I wrote.
- You actually think
262
00:09:40,474 --> 00:09:41,630
I'm gonna let you write on my show,
263
00:09:41,654 --> 00:09:43,355
- you son of a bitch?
- What do you mean?
264
00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:44,942
- I know about you and my wife.
- Hey, Jay, Jay.
265
00:09:44,966 --> 00:09:46,395
- Easy, man. Easy, man!
- Hey, come on. Come on, Jay!
266
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,676
- I know how you get violent.
- Hey, we're all adults.
267
00:09:48,701 --> 00:09:50,919
- Jay, use your words.
- JASON: Fine. You want some words?
268
00:09:50,943 --> 00:09:53,855
This son of a bitch slept with
my wife and got her pregnant.
269
00:09:54,119 --> 00:09:55,872
- BRIAN: Good words, Jay.
- Oh, I don't know what to do.
270
00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,988
GABRIELLE: I said it before,
and I'll say it again: group therapy.
271
00:09:58,012 --> 00:09:59,192
JENNIE: No, she's talking about now.
272
00:09:59,216 --> 00:10:00,496
She doesn't know what to do now.
273
00:10:00,937 --> 00:10:03,191
Uh, guys, can we just
get through the shoot?
274
00:10:03,216 --> 00:10:05,762
Fine. But I'm coming for you, Jack.
275
00:10:05,787 --> 00:10:07,302
Look, man, it's not my fault your wife
276
00:10:07,326 --> 00:10:09,254
wasn't being satisfied at home.
277
00:10:09,279 --> 00:10:12,715
- [GROANS]
- [OTHERS CLAMORING]
278
00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:15,269
- [GASPS]
- [BELL RINGING]
279
00:10:15,294 --> 00:10:18,019
Somebody had to do something
about that guy's dialogue.
280
00:10:18,482 --> 00:10:20,113
Anyone know a good shrink?
281
00:10:20,138 --> 00:10:23,699
[BEVERLY HILLS, 90210
THEME SONG PLAYING]
282
00:10:27,674 --> 00:10:30,238
Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
283
00:10:54,164 --> 00:10:55,997
♪♪
284
00:11:16,274 --> 00:11:18,513
THERAPIST: Coworkers are like family.
285
00:11:18,538 --> 00:11:20,646
I mean, you get all the same issues.
286
00:11:20,671 --> 00:11:24,990
Complicated power dynamics can
breed anger and resentment.
287
00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:27,146
And the only way to work
through these issues
288
00:11:27,171 --> 00:11:29,474
is to talk about them as a group.
289
00:11:29,499 --> 00:11:31,513
So I'm glad you came to see me.
290
00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:35,115
- I'm sorry, this is freaking weird.
- JASON: Yeah, I agree.
291
00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:37,709
- Sorry, Carol.
- Oh, please. Call me Mom.
292
00:11:38,637 --> 00:11:39,951
Just kidding.
293
00:11:39,976 --> 00:11:41,904
[WEAK LAUGHTER]
294
00:11:41,929 --> 00:11:43,171
Come on, guys, give her a chance.
295
00:11:43,195 --> 00:11:44,982
I mean, she is
a real licensed therapist.
296
00:11:45,007 --> 00:11:48,842
Those years on 90210 were
a great training ground,
297
00:11:48,867 --> 00:11:52,420
I mean, for observing a whole
gamut of psychopathology.
298
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,920
Regular Harvard of dysfunction.
299
00:11:53,945 --> 00:11:55,030
Yeah, no kidding. [CHUCKLES]
300
00:11:55,054 --> 00:11:57,351
CAROL: It might be unconventional
301
00:11:57,376 --> 00:12:00,045
to know your therapist,
but there are advantages.
302
00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:01,482
I know your history,
303
00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:04,467
so we can just dive right in.
304
00:12:05,207 --> 00:12:07,302
Uh, Tori, why don't you start.
305
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,218
- Do I have to?
- BRIAN: You scheduled the appointment,
306
00:12:09,242 --> 00:12:11,498
- so probably, yep.
- Well, as you know,
307
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,935
uh, we're trying to
get this reboot going,
308
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,068
and I'm producing it, so...
309
00:12:15,093 --> 00:12:16,835
And we have to manage
a lot of personalities.
310
00:12:16,859 --> 00:12:18,607
- Oh, yeah.
- Sorry, is she allowed to
311
00:12:18,632 --> 00:12:19,818
interrupt me during therapy?
312
00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:21,162
Did that upset you, Tori?
313
00:12:21,187 --> 00:12:22,811
I mean, do you want
to say something to Gabby?
314
00:12:22,835 --> 00:12:25,373
No, none. It's fine.
I just brought us here to be proactive.
315
00:12:25,398 --> 00:12:26,522
- I didn't mean to cut you off.
- 'Cause we're spending a lot
316
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,801
of time together, and...
317
00:12:27,826 --> 00:12:29,177
Again. She just did it again.
318
00:12:29,202 --> 00:12:30,491
GABRIELLE: We have a lot
of bickering going on.
319
00:12:30,515 --> 00:12:31,646
We're-we're coming to blows.
320
00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:33,569
- We're actually being threatened.
- Threatened how?
321
00:12:33,593 --> 00:12:36,193
Just some weird fan mail.
It's no big deal.
322
00:12:36,218 --> 00:12:39,060
- I got much kinkier stuff in the '90s.
- Mutilated dolls.
323
00:12:39,085 --> 00:12:40,233
JENNIE: I'm so freaked out by it,
324
00:12:40,257 --> 00:12:42,076
I sent my daughter to
stay with her stepdad.
325
00:12:42,101 --> 00:12:44,842
Sorry if it's no big deal to you,
but it is to me.
326
00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:47,615
Okay, uh, guys, I talked to the network.
327
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,318
They're gonna provide bodyguards
for anyone that feels unsafe.
328
00:12:50,343 --> 00:12:52,295
- Great. Sign me up.
- BRIAN: No, thanks.
329
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,084
My house is already like Fort Knox.
330
00:12:54,109 --> 00:12:56,318
Yeah, I'm staying with Gabby,
so I think we'll be okay.
331
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,583
Gab will protect us.
332
00:12:57,608 --> 00:12:59,498
I'm good.
I'll take my chances on my own.
333
00:12:59,523 --> 00:13:02,029
Dude, we saw you handle Carlisle.
334
00:13:02,054 --> 00:13:04,138
And we know violence
is never the answer.
335
00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:05,787
The guy slept with my wife.
336
00:13:05,812 --> 00:13:07,545
- [SIGHS] I'm so sorry, Jay.
- Thanks.
337
00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:09,482
JENNIE: Can we stop
with the "I'm so sorry"?
338
00:13:09,507 --> 00:13:12,037
Why are we setting him
up to be such a victim?
339
00:13:12,062 --> 00:13:14,599
Such a double standard, again.
Why does nothing ever change?
340
00:13:14,624 --> 00:13:15,671
What are you even talking about?
341
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,373
Okay, let's everybody just...
just take a breath.
342
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:22,896
[ALL INHALE, EXHALE]
343
00:13:22,921 --> 00:13:24,662
And just listen to each other.
344
00:13:24,687 --> 00:13:27,256
So, when did you all get back
into each other's lives?
345
00:13:27,281 --> 00:13:28,281
ALL: Vegas.
346
00:13:28,306 --> 00:13:30,396
- And Tori got us arrested.
- TORI: I am sorry.
347
00:13:30,421 --> 00:13:33,342
I messed up,
but it was all-around messy.
348
00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:36,396
I mean, Ian's wife
cheated on him, and Jen,
349
00:13:36,421 --> 00:13:38,700
she had a real low
point in her sex life.
350
00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:40,982
[WHISPERING]: You told her?
351
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:46,872
CAROL: Jason, remember,
all words for all ears.
352
00:13:48,714 --> 00:13:50,139
"You told her?"
353
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:51,943
Did you two bang?
354
00:13:51,968 --> 00:13:54,169
- Are you out of your mind?
- That is disgusting.
355
00:13:54,194 --> 00:13:56,279
Look, what goes on
between them is private.
356
00:13:56,304 --> 00:13:57,888
You told Gabby?
357
00:13:57,913 --> 00:13:59,833
And you didn't tell me?
358
00:13:59,858 --> 00:14:01,357
No, I didn't tell you.
359
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,248
Why would you bring up a
low point in my sex life?
360
00:14:03,272 --> 00:14:05,326
'Cause I thought we were
talking about the pig farmer.
361
00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:07,419
And thanks.
I'm glad you don't think of me
362
00:14:07,444 --> 00:14:09,349
as enough of a friend
that you'd even tell me.
363
00:14:09,374 --> 00:14:11,841
Okay, that is really low, Tor.
If I don't tell you something,
364
00:14:11,866 --> 00:14:13,177
there's a perfectly good reason,
365
00:14:13,202 --> 00:14:14,561
other than the fact
you have a big mouth.
366
00:14:14,585 --> 00:14:15,883
- [GASPS, SCOFFS]
- That's why. And I'm glad
367
00:14:15,907 --> 00:14:16,907
you all know now,
368
00:14:16,932 --> 00:14:19,271
because you can see Jason
for what he really is.
369
00:14:19,296 --> 00:14:21,154
Oh, so hurt and offended by Camille
370
00:14:21,179 --> 00:14:22,233
when he did the same thing.
371
00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:23,552
JASON: Whoa, stop coming at me
372
00:14:23,577 --> 00:14:25,146
like you didn't have a part in this.
373
00:14:25,171 --> 00:14:27,810
Oh, I played a part in it,
and I'm sorry about that.
374
00:14:27,835 --> 00:14:29,622
But I'm not jeopardizing
this whole thing
375
00:14:29,647 --> 00:14:30,818
because of my fragile ego.
376
00:14:30,843 --> 00:14:32,950
So now you want to blame
me for what Carlisle did?
377
00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:35,388
No, I am blaming you
for being a hypocrite.
378
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,904
Thank you. Goodbye. I've had enough.
379
00:14:37,929 --> 00:14:39,194
What do you want to talk about next?
380
00:14:39,218 --> 00:14:40,630
That's a wrap for me.
381
00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:42,463
I got my own crap to deal with.
382
00:14:42,488 --> 00:14:43,496
Nice to see you, Carol.
383
00:14:43,521 --> 00:14:45,988
I'm good. Awesome start, by the way.
384
00:14:46,013 --> 00:14:48,113
- Guys.
- They're just not ready for this.
385
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:51,457
And I don't need therapy. So... see you.
386
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:52,613
Hey, Gab?
387
00:14:52,638 --> 00:14:55,066
Well, Mom, this was fun.
388
00:14:55,091 --> 00:14:56,644
We made a little progress.
389
00:14:56,669 --> 00:14:58,808
- You know, baby steps.
- Yeah.
390
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:01,910
Oh, and if you need me for a cameo,
Mr. Director, just...
391
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,746
- [JASON CHUCKLES]
- ... call my people.
392
00:15:03,771 --> 00:15:05,441
Not a chance.
393
00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:07,225
- TORI: Jay?
- CAROL: Tori.
394
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,425
You know, we still have some time.
395
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,418
Would you like to talk about something
396
00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:12,730
in your personal life?
397
00:15:12,755 --> 00:15:14,629
My insurance wouldn't cover that.
398
00:15:14,794 --> 00:15:17,519
BRIAN: So, why is it
you want to be my assistant?
399
00:15:18,754 --> 00:15:20,589
Huge 90210 fan.
400
00:15:20,614 --> 00:15:22,777
My mom and I would watch
together all the time.
401
00:15:25,187 --> 00:15:28,019
You look really familiar.
Are you sure we haven't met?
402
00:15:28,044 --> 00:15:31,097
I think I'd remember
meeting Brian Austin Green.
403
00:15:31,122 --> 00:15:33,355
God, did I just say it like that? Sorry.
404
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:34,684
- Nerves. Uh...
- SHAY: Hey, babe.
405
00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:36,121
Keeping it together starting now.
406
00:15:36,146 --> 00:15:38,738
This is my wife. Shay, this is Zach.
407
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:39,808
Hi.
408
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,871
She's not used to being shook.
409
00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:46,605
ZACH: Did I do something wrong? Sorry.
410
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:48,402
I did my research. I know you're, like,
411
00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:50,268
this major-league pop star. I...
412
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:52,785
I-I'm not a top-40s guy.
413
00:15:52,796 --> 00:15:54,714
No, it's all good.
414
00:15:56,264 --> 00:15:58,457
Tor, it's me again.
415
00:15:58,933 --> 00:16:00,293
I'm sorry.
416
00:16:00,922 --> 00:16:02,355
Call me back.
417
00:16:07,046 --> 00:16:11,621
♪♪
418
00:16:11,646 --> 00:16:15,949
[BEEPING, WHIRRING]
419
00:16:25,437 --> 00:16:27,675
[SCREAMING]
420
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:30,049
You better let go of me, you psycho.
421
00:16:30,074 --> 00:16:31,700
I have a bodyguard,
and he's gonna kick your ass!
422
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,441
Well, I could try kicking my own ass,
but I'm not that flexible.
423
00:16:36,507 --> 00:16:37,738
Wyatt Jackson.
424
00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:39,636
Your bodyguard.
425
00:16:46,594 --> 00:16:49,160
So, I think I'm gonna
hire that Zach kid.
426
00:16:49,185 --> 00:16:51,237
He seems, uh, pretty sharp.
427
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,191
Judging by the look on your face,
428
00:16:53,216 --> 00:16:55,019
- you don't agree with me.
- I don't know.
429
00:16:55,161 --> 00:16:56,293
I just met him.
430
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,839
And so did you, for that matter.
431
00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:01,471
What do you actually know about him?
432
00:17:01,496 --> 00:17:03,425
There's something off about that boy.
433
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:05,199
My agency vetted him.
434
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,339
He's... he's practically an altar boy.
435
00:17:07,364 --> 00:17:08,722
That would explain his outfit.
436
00:17:08,747 --> 00:17:11,285
You're just mad because he
didn't geek out over you.
437
00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:14,488
I don't care about that.
Hire whoever you want,
438
00:17:14,513 --> 00:17:16,566
with absolutely no taste
in music and fashion.
439
00:17:16,591 --> 00:17:19,886
But when it all goes
wrong, don't blame me.
440
00:17:19,911 --> 00:17:22,722
I will not, because you are perfect.
441
00:17:22,747 --> 00:17:25,199
I am, and that's why you married me.
442
00:17:25,528 --> 00:17:29,472
[PHONE BUTTONS CLICKING]
443
00:17:29,497 --> 00:17:32,886
_
444
00:17:37,773 --> 00:17:39,309
CHRISTINE: I've been
thinking about this.
445
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:42,352
And as a queer woman,
I'm very invested in your story.
446
00:17:42,377 --> 00:17:44,902
Oh, not my story.
You mean, uh, A-Andrea's story.
447
00:17:44,927 --> 00:17:45,927
Right.
448
00:17:46,637 --> 00:17:48,754
Well, you know, for Andrea, she's a...
449
00:17:48,779 --> 00:17:50,518
a very happily married woman,
450
00:17:50,543 --> 00:17:52,113
but, you know, her kids are all grown.
451
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:55,339
And she's in a, uh...
a new phase of life,
452
00:17:55,364 --> 00:17:58,644
reassessing and, you know,
453
00:17:58,669 --> 00:18:01,111
open to new things and feelings and...
454
00:18:01,136 --> 00:18:03,645
And we're still talking
about Andrea, right?
455
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,457
Oh, yeah. It's Andrea.
456
00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:07,707
I mean, you know,
I'm just very close to the character.
457
00:18:09,623 --> 00:18:13,561
Okay, this is about me.
It is about me, and I just...
458
00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:16,082
I thought that if I...
I could have Andrea do this,
459
00:18:16,107 --> 00:18:17,490
I could see how it feels.
460
00:18:17,515 --> 00:18:19,172
It would feel great.
461
00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:20,707
You'll be open and free.
462
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,887
- [CHUCKLES]
- And I think Andrea
463
00:18:22,912 --> 00:18:25,356
is gonna be very lucky with the ladies.
464
00:18:25,381 --> 00:18:27,682
- You do?
- I know it.
465
00:18:28,551 --> 00:18:30,729
[STAMMERING]: You know,
I told my husband about this,
466
00:18:30,754 --> 00:18:32,440
and he accused me of wanting to cheat.
467
00:18:32,465 --> 00:18:34,745
This isn't about that.
I didn't know how to explain that.
468
00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:36,965
Well, two things can be true at once.
469
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,450
Which is a good thing for you to know
470
00:18:38,461 --> 00:18:39,618
if you're gonna be bi.
471
00:18:39,629 --> 00:18:41,559
Oh, you think I'm bi and-and not gay?
472
00:18:41,584 --> 00:18:43,723
How would I know if you don't even know?
473
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,809
People get so hung up on these labels.
474
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,473
And they have a hard
time differentiating
475
00:18:47,498 --> 00:18:49,153
between sex and identity.
476
00:18:49,178 --> 00:18:50,278
Man, that is really good.
477
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,513
Somebody has got to
write that for Andrea.
478
00:18:51,537 --> 00:18:53,802
- I'm gonna do it right now.
- No, no, you're not taking notes.
479
00:18:53,826 --> 00:18:56,009
As an actress,
why don't you try to live it?
480
00:18:56,227 --> 00:18:58,528
Like method. Are you ready for that?
481
00:18:58,903 --> 00:18:59,957
I think I am.
482
00:18:59,982 --> 00:19:02,364
Uh, not below the neck,
483
00:19:02,389 --> 00:19:04,504
[CHUCKLING]: but I can work my way down.
484
00:19:04,529 --> 00:19:07,457
Well, then, get out there. Hit up a bar.
485
00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:09,148
Get yourself on a dating app.
486
00:19:09,661 --> 00:19:11,650
- Like research.
- Right.
487
00:19:11,661 --> 00:19:13,278
Think research.
488
00:19:19,485 --> 00:19:21,425
Hey, Anna, look,
489
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:23,637
I'm sorry for whatever
it is you thought I did.
490
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,114
- What I thought you did?
- Yeah,
491
00:19:25,138 --> 00:19:26,318
whatever I said that offended you.
492
00:19:26,342 --> 00:19:28,043
The asking me to get you coffee part
493
00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:30,645
or the unsolicited opinions
on my facial features?
494
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,434
Can we just talk like
two humans, please?
495
00:19:33,153 --> 00:19:35,106
I don't get why you got so bothered
496
00:19:35,131 --> 00:19:36,637
that I gave you a compliment.
497
00:19:36,662 --> 00:19:38,121
I mean, what's with everyone now?
498
00:19:38,146 --> 00:19:39,184
Everyone who?
499
00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:42,090
- Well, women in general.
- Mm.
500
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:44,349
I just got out of a marriage,
and it's like the entire world
501
00:19:44,373 --> 00:19:45,682
changed while I was married.
502
00:19:45,707 --> 00:19:47,529
Apparently, I can't
say anything nice to women
503
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:48,973
without it coming back to bite me;
504
00:19:48,998 --> 00:19:50,817
- I can't win.
- What are you trying to win?
505
00:19:52,094 --> 00:19:53,668
Okay, I give up.
506
00:19:53,704 --> 00:19:54,786
Just for the record,
507
00:19:54,811 --> 00:19:56,418
I wasn't trying to flirt with you.
508
00:19:56,443 --> 00:19:57,874
I didn't intend to be inappropriate.
509
00:19:57,898 --> 00:19:58,997
I was just trying to be nice.
510
00:19:59,021 --> 00:20:00,957
And I'm telling you it was offensive.
511
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,273
Let it go.
512
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,486
- Hey.
- Hey.
513
00:20:06,511 --> 00:20:08,364
- Ugh.
- [PHONE CHIMING]
514
00:20:09,027 --> 00:20:11,059
- You okay?
- Yeah.
515
00:20:11,801 --> 00:20:12,809
Do you trust me?
516
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,199
Do you even have to ask?
517
00:20:14,224 --> 00:20:15,318
I always have. I always will.
518
00:20:15,342 --> 00:20:17,098
And we haven't even talked in 20 years.
519
00:20:17,123 --> 00:20:19,371
- Yet my best friend...
- Oh, you and Jen, huh?
520
00:20:19,396 --> 00:20:21,035
- You guys still haven't talked?
- No.
521
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,387
She just keeps calling me, and...
522
00:20:22,412 --> 00:20:23,685
- [PHONE CHIMING]
- Here we go again.
523
00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:25,602
Oh, give me a second.
524
00:20:27,751 --> 00:20:30,261
- Hey, babe.
- Hey. Just wanted to say hi.
525
00:20:30,286 --> 00:20:31,857
I didn't know what time
you were gonna be home.
526
00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:33,114
It's Mommy.
527
00:20:33,763 --> 00:20:34,934
Hi, babies.
528
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:37,325
- I love you.
- Hi, Mommy.
529
00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:38,403
BRIAN: Hey, Tor?
530
00:20:38,783 --> 00:20:41,680
Does my butt look okay in these pants?
531
00:20:42,401 --> 00:20:43,922
PRODUCTION ASSISTANT: Hey,
Tori, your 4:00's ready.
532
00:20:43,946 --> 00:20:45,212
Great. I'll be right there.
533
00:20:45,237 --> 00:20:46,977
I got to go, babe. Duty calls.
534
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,086
And your butt looks great.
535
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,227
Okay, well, first of all,
536
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,794
the cast just loves all
of your story ideas.
537
00:20:56,814 --> 00:20:58,078
JASON [CHUCKLING]: Oh, yeah.
538
00:20:58,103 --> 00:21:00,289
The gang gathers back at the Peach Pit.
539
00:21:00,314 --> 00:21:02,467
That's real groundbreaking
stuff you did there.
540
00:21:02,492 --> 00:21:04,913
I think so. And, Jay,
I know you're just gonna
541
00:21:04,938 --> 00:21:06,374
elevate the pilot with your vision.
542
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,767
Hey, if it ain't on the page,
it ain't on the stage.
543
00:21:08,778 --> 00:21:11,249
TORI: Good. So, we're almost there,
544
00:21:11,274 --> 00:21:13,689
and I know it hasn't
been smooth sailing,
545
00:21:13,714 --> 00:21:16,243
but I feel like we all
want the same thing:
546
00:21:16,268 --> 00:21:17,776
to make a great TV show.
547
00:21:17,787 --> 00:21:20,080
So, can't we just all work together
548
00:21:20,105 --> 00:21:21,613
in a friendly and professional manner?
549
00:21:21,624 --> 00:21:22,789
Of course.
550
00:21:23,621 --> 00:21:25,805
And, man, I know this has been hard...
551
00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:27,625
- on both of us.
- Hard?
552
00:21:28,256 --> 00:21:30,047
You knocked up my wife.
553
00:21:30,072 --> 00:21:32,498
JACK: Jason, no one wanted this.
554
00:21:32,523 --> 00:21:34,139
Camille carrying my kid?
555
00:21:34,164 --> 00:21:36,719
TORI: Can't we just let all that go
and make a great TV show?
556
00:21:36,744 --> 00:21:38,125
No, I can't.
557
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:41,617
I'm sorry, T, but producers have
to make difficult decisions.
558
00:21:41,642 --> 00:21:43,141
So decide.
559
00:21:43,751 --> 00:21:45,071
Him or me.
560
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:50,953
♪♪
561
00:21:53,317 --> 00:21:54,539
I don't know what to do.
562
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,492
Everyone loves Carlisle's writing,
563
00:21:56,517 --> 00:21:59,392
so if we lose him, then I completely
have to start from scratch.
564
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:00,768
- Mm-hmm.
- And then there's Jason.
565
00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:03,617
He's my friend,
and he's a huge part of the show.
566
00:22:03,642 --> 00:22:05,080
Can you even do the show without him?
567
00:22:05,104 --> 00:22:06,290
No. Exactly.
568
00:22:06,315 --> 00:22:09,640
So I need to talk Jason
into being okay with Carlisle.
569
00:22:09,665 --> 00:22:11,657
And Brian thinks that
maybe if I give Jay
570
00:22:11,682 --> 00:22:14,095
a couple days to cool off,
that everything will be fine,
571
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,407
but I don't have that time.
572
00:22:15,432 --> 00:22:17,563
[SIGHS] Producing is so hard.
573
00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:19,579
Luckily, you've got Brian.
574
00:22:20,415 --> 00:22:22,938
All that sound advice for my wife.
575
00:22:23,227 --> 00:22:24,510
You guys getting along?
576
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,134
- Brian and I always got along.
- [CHUCKLES]
577
00:22:27,535 --> 00:22:28,959
Yeah, I know. I know.
578
00:22:28,984 --> 00:22:31,169
[GASPS] Babe?
579
00:22:31,672 --> 00:22:33,245
Are you jealous?
580
00:22:33,431 --> 00:22:35,157
I mean, he was your boyfriend.
581
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,860
It's a little weird.
582
00:22:36,885 --> 00:22:40,147
We dated for, like,
five minutes 20 years ago.
583
00:22:40,634 --> 00:22:42,486
Right, when you were working together.
584
00:22:42,782 --> 00:22:44,227
And now you're working together again.
585
00:22:44,251 --> 00:22:46,743
I was 20 years old.
I'm a grown woman now,
586
00:22:46,768 --> 00:22:50,468
with an amazing husband
and fabulous kiddos.
587
00:22:50,493 --> 00:22:53,705
And I'm trying so hard to
prove myself as a producer.
588
00:22:53,716 --> 00:22:55,595
So, if there was an attraction,
589
00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:57,212
which there isn't,
590
00:22:57,237 --> 00:22:58,977
it would be a really dumb move.
591
00:22:59,555 --> 00:23:02,017
Just don't have any love
scenes with him, all right?
592
00:23:02,751 --> 00:23:05,782
Donna, David,
can we leave that all in the past?
593
00:23:07,235 --> 00:23:09,540
Fine. [SIGHS]
594
00:23:09,565 --> 00:23:11,400
If it'll make you feel better.
595
00:23:11,425 --> 00:23:12,970
It would, a lot.
596
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,651
TORI: Mm.
597
00:23:16,798 --> 00:23:18,945
- Hey, Tor.
- Hey.
598
00:23:18,970 --> 00:23:20,535
Listen, isn't there a way you could try
599
00:23:20,559 --> 00:23:22,445
to make this work, please? For me?
600
00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:24,246
The network loves Carlisle.
601
00:23:24,271 --> 00:23:25,274
If I have to replace him,
602
00:23:25,299 --> 00:23:26,966
- it's not good.
- Tori.
603
00:23:28,149 --> 00:23:30,377
When Camille told me she was pregnant,
604
00:23:30,402 --> 00:23:31,743
I was excited.
605
00:23:31,754 --> 00:23:33,749
I was excited to be a dad.
606
00:23:33,774 --> 00:23:35,320
- I'm sorry.
- Me, too.
607
00:23:35,345 --> 00:23:37,210
So I can't be around that douchebag
608
00:23:37,235 --> 00:23:39,054
who took that away from me.
609
00:23:39,079 --> 00:23:40,102
I get that.
610
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,796
That's why I called the network.
611
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,476
I told them I'm out
unless they dump him.
612
00:23:43,501 --> 00:23:45,984
- Wait. You called the network?
- Someone had to.
613
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:47,447
I knew you weren't
gonna be able to do it.
614
00:23:47,471 --> 00:23:50,079
20 years later,
you still can't handle confrontation.
615
00:23:50,104 --> 00:23:51,704
Leave it to the professionals.
616
00:23:51,837 --> 00:23:54,782
[CHUCKLES] Well,
thanks for undermining me.
617
00:23:54,807 --> 00:23:57,282
I'm a producer.
I can handle confrontation.
618
00:23:57,307 --> 00:24:00,149
Good. 'Cause Christine
said she's gonna call you.
619
00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:05,540
My husband's not doing the movie,
so I'm not doing my song.
620
00:24:05,565 --> 00:24:08,134
End of discussion. Period.
621
00:24:09,438 --> 00:24:10,688
Where's Bryce?
622
00:24:14,806 --> 00:24:16,360
Oh, shoot. Bryce!
623
00:24:16,385 --> 00:24:19,352
[PANTING]: Bryce! Bryce!
624
00:24:19,377 --> 00:24:20,399
Oh. Oh.
625
00:24:20,424 --> 00:24:23,085
Oh, my God. Come here, baby, come here.
626
00:24:23,110 --> 00:24:25,251
Oh! Are you okay?
627
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:28,088
- What were you doing with her?
- I was picking up
628
00:24:28,112 --> 00:24:30,102
Brian's dry cleaning and
found her at the gate.
629
00:24:30,127 --> 00:24:32,649
I must have left the top
lock open when I came in.
630
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,657
[SIGHS] I'm sorry.
631
00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:36,548
Thank you. [SIGHS]
632
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:48,571
- JENNIE: Boo.
- [GASPS] Oh!
633
00:24:48,595 --> 00:24:50,032
Oh, my God. Ow.
634
00:24:50,057 --> 00:24:51,857
You just made me pee in
my pants a little bit.
635
00:24:52,315 --> 00:24:53,494
- Sorry.
- What are you doing here?
636
00:24:53,518 --> 00:24:54,556
I'm stalking you.
637
00:24:54,581 --> 00:24:56,072
Why haven't you called me back?
638
00:24:56,097 --> 00:24:57,657
- 'Cause I'm mad at you.
- Oh.
639
00:24:57,682 --> 00:24:58,900
- Well, I'm mad at you.
- Then why are you here?
640
00:24:58,924 --> 00:25:00,602
You know me. I run hot and cold.
641
00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:03,035
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
642
00:25:04,401 --> 00:25:06,610
[WHISPERS]: Why is
that guy staring at us?
643
00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:09,227
- Mm, that's just Bodyguard.
- Ma'am.
644
00:25:09,252 --> 00:25:11,911
- He called you "ma'am."
- That makes me feel old.
645
00:25:11,936 --> 00:25:13,462
Ooh. If I knew they looked like that,
646
00:25:13,487 --> 00:25:15,235
I would have gotten myself one.
647
00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:17,548
Hi. [CHUCKLES] I'm her friend.
648
00:25:17,573 --> 00:25:20,250
Can you just, like, flex for me
or something, like...
649
00:25:20,275 --> 00:25:21,735
- No?
- Just ignore her
650
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,532
and go secure the perimeter,
651
00:25:23,557 --> 00:25:25,017
whatever it is that you do.
652
00:25:27,311 --> 00:25:29,954
Look, I'm sorry that
I didn't tell you about Jason.
653
00:25:29,979 --> 00:25:32,994
And I'm sorry I talked about
your sad sex life in front of the group.
654
00:25:33,019 --> 00:25:34,602
How could you not tell me about Jason?
655
00:25:34,627 --> 00:25:36,892
I don't know. I don't...
I don't want to talk about it.
656
00:25:36,917 --> 00:25:39,595
If I talk about it,
then it makes it real.
657
00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:43,165
Tor, what if I care
658
00:25:43,190 --> 00:25:44,360
about Jason Priestley?
659
00:25:44,385 --> 00:25:45,845
Oh, my God.
660
00:25:45,870 --> 00:25:47,777
What if it's more than that?
661
00:25:48,415 --> 00:25:51,821
How could this even be?
You're so mean to him.
662
00:25:51,846 --> 00:25:52,860
Part of my charm.
663
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,134
[CHUCKLES] So, what are you gonna do?
664
00:25:55,159 --> 00:25:57,649
I don't know.
But I know what I'm not gonna do.
665
00:25:58,408 --> 00:25:59,962
[PHONE CHIMES]
666
00:25:59,987 --> 00:26:01,868
- _
- TORI [GASPS]: Sorry.
667
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,251
- I got to go.
- Okay.
668
00:26:03,276 --> 00:26:04,774
- I love you.
- Bye.
669
00:26:05,048 --> 00:26:06,515
Congratulations.
670
00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:09,524
You've somehow managed to
completely sabotage the show.
671
00:26:09,549 --> 00:26:10,643
We're two weeks from shooting,
672
00:26:10,667 --> 00:26:12,259
and now we have to fire the writer?
673
00:26:12,284 --> 00:26:13,393
Do you know what that means?
674
00:26:13,417 --> 00:26:14,583
We'll have no script.
675
00:26:14,608 --> 00:26:16,345
And we already built
the freaking Peach Pit!
676
00:26:16,370 --> 00:26:18,306
- Do we have to fire him?
- Don't be so naive.
677
00:26:18,331 --> 00:26:19,892
Of course we have to fire him.
678
00:26:19,917 --> 00:26:21,438
Otherwise, we have no director.
679
00:26:21,463 --> 00:26:23,563
And you know what that means?
We have no leading man.
680
00:26:23,588 --> 00:26:25,487
'Cause, in case you forgot,
they're the same freaking person.
681
00:26:25,511 --> 00:26:27,517
Okay. Fine. Fire him.
682
00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:28,681
No, that's your job.
683
00:26:28,706 --> 00:26:31,213
Me? I have to do it?
684
00:26:31,694 --> 00:26:33,681
- You're the network.
- And you're the producer.
685
00:26:33,706 --> 00:26:35,384
The one that chose
friends over business.
686
00:26:35,409 --> 00:26:36,409
Okay, fine.
687
00:26:36,434 --> 00:26:38,455
I will fix this.
688
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,048
And while you're fixing things,
689
00:26:40,536 --> 00:26:41,931
where are we with Shannen?
690
00:26:42,363 --> 00:26:44,447
I have really tried.
691
00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:46,963
She is really hard to reach.
692
00:26:46,988 --> 00:26:48,745
Let me tell you something,
Little Miss Producer.
693
00:26:48,769 --> 00:26:51,306
Because of you,
this whole show could get shut down.
694
00:26:51,331 --> 00:26:53,041
So, if I were you, I'd stop complaining
695
00:26:53,066 --> 00:26:56,338
about how hard things are,
get Shannen to that photo shoot
696
00:26:56,363 --> 00:26:59,831
and put on my big-girl panties
and go find some big solutions.
697
00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:06,728
- IAN: "Big-girl panties"?
- [SIGHS]
698
00:27:06,753 --> 00:27:08,658
I thought she was gonna
fire me right there.
699
00:27:08,683 --> 00:27:10,884
Well, there is an
upside to this downside.
700
00:27:10,909 --> 00:27:11,909
What?
701
00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:13,253
I've never seen you move so fast.
702
00:27:13,277 --> 00:27:16,127
[EXHALES, GASPS] Stop. I can't do this.
703
00:27:16,152 --> 00:27:17,423
I can't fire someone.
704
00:27:17,448 --> 00:27:19,127
You know I hate confrontation.
705
00:27:19,152 --> 00:27:22,746
Tori, a tiger doesn't lose sleep
over the opinions of monkeys.
706
00:27:22,951 --> 00:27:24,593
Go get him, tiger.
707
00:27:24,764 --> 00:27:26,314
I do like stripes.
708
00:27:30,499 --> 00:27:31,790
[SNARLS]
709
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,123
[SIGHS] Jack, hi.
710
00:27:36,148 --> 00:27:38,431
Uh, I was wondering if I could talk...
711
00:27:41,639 --> 00:27:43,447
I'd like to talk to you
right now, please.
712
00:27:43,472 --> 00:27:46,150
Okay. What's this about?
I'm sort of busy.
713
00:27:46,175 --> 00:27:47,291
I know. I'm sorry.
714
00:27:47,316 --> 00:27:48,503
I'm just in the middle of writing.
715
00:27:48,527 --> 00:27:50,283
- It's about that.
- What if...
716
00:27:50,308 --> 00:27:53,447
David Silver had a secret
affair with Mrs. Walsh
717
00:27:53,472 --> 00:27:55,400
- after college?
- Ew.
718
00:27:56,793 --> 00:27:58,502
Yet oddly interesting. Where's it go?
719
00:27:58,527 --> 00:27:59,720
Yeah, I don't know.
720
00:27:59,745 --> 00:28:01,012
Maybe a love child.
721
00:28:01,876 --> 00:28:03,494
Jack, this isn't working.
722
00:28:03,978 --> 00:28:05,713
You had sex with our leading man's wife,
723
00:28:05,738 --> 00:28:07,431
and this is causing
way too much tension.
724
00:28:07,456 --> 00:28:08,845
This reboot is too important,
725
00:28:08,870 --> 00:28:10,642
you're fired, and you need to get out.
726
00:28:12,196 --> 00:28:14,363
- I totally get it.
- You do?
727
00:28:14,388 --> 00:28:17,134
Wow. Okay. No hard feelings?
728
00:28:17,159 --> 00:28:18,634
That probably wasn't easy for you.
729
00:28:18,659 --> 00:28:20,963
- Oh, you have no idea.
- [CHUCKLES]
730
00:28:21,324 --> 00:28:23,267
Yet it wasn't as hard as
I thought it would be.
731
00:28:23,292 --> 00:28:25,048
- No offense.
- None taken.
732
00:28:25,393 --> 00:28:26,877
It's called being a producer.
733
00:28:27,357 --> 00:28:28,384
Yeah.
734
00:28:30,745 --> 00:28:32,179
Thanks.
735
00:28:34,729 --> 00:28:36,520
[TORI SNARLS]
736
00:28:37,994 --> 00:28:39,275
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
737
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:40,447
[SNAPPING TO BEAT]
738
00:28:41,992 --> 00:28:43,572
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- Hey.
739
00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:45,877
Bryce just told me that
she ran away yesterday.
740
00:28:45,902 --> 00:28:47,338
Bryce got out the front door.
741
00:28:47,363 --> 00:28:49,291
I literally took my eyes off
of her for, like...
742
00:28:49,316 --> 00:28:50,612
- one minute.
- One day!
743
00:28:50,637 --> 00:28:51,909
- It was one minute.
- For one day,
744
00:28:51,933 --> 00:28:53,733
- and this is what happens?
- It was my fault!
745
00:28:56,190 --> 00:28:57,869
I left the top lock open when I went
746
00:28:57,894 --> 00:28:59,945
to get the dry cleaning. I'm sorry.
747
00:28:59,970 --> 00:29:01,705
I'll be more careful in the future.
748
00:29:03,861 --> 00:29:05,053
Sorry.
749
00:29:05,078 --> 00:29:06,078
Sorry.
750
00:29:12,499 --> 00:29:13,689
How long is this gonna go on?
751
00:29:13,714 --> 00:29:14,815
How long are you gonna live here?
752
00:29:14,839 --> 00:29:16,259
[CHUCKLES]
753
00:29:16,284 --> 00:29:18,009
I'm kind of taking it day by day.
754
00:29:18,034 --> 00:29:19,869
I've been thinking
about a lot of things.
755
00:29:19,894 --> 00:29:20,894
Okay.
756
00:29:20,919 --> 00:29:22,697
You can still have what you want.
757
00:29:22,722 --> 00:29:23,775
Who's that?
758
00:29:23,881 --> 00:29:26,002
Ugh. Perimeter.
759
00:29:27,340 --> 00:29:28,581
[SIGHS]
760
00:29:28,888 --> 00:29:30,822
You can still be a father to that baby.
761
00:29:30,847 --> 00:29:32,158
Except I'm not the father.
762
00:29:32,183 --> 00:29:33,642
It's not about biology.
763
00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:34,806
It's about being there.
764
00:29:35,252 --> 00:29:37,267
You came all the way here
just to tell me that?
765
00:29:37,292 --> 00:29:39,377
Go talk to Camille. She's your wife.
766
00:29:39,725 --> 00:29:42,181
Admit to her that
you're no saint, either.
767
00:29:42,434 --> 00:29:43,939
You deserve to be happy.
768
00:29:43,964 --> 00:29:46,853
[PHONE RINGING]
769
00:29:46,878 --> 00:29:48,344
I'll let you take that.
770
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,060
Hello?
771
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,197
So, I think I'm gonna fire Zach.
772
00:29:58,222 --> 00:29:59,283
You were right.
773
00:29:59,308 --> 00:30:00,575
We can't trust him.
774
00:30:00,904 --> 00:30:01,904
[SIGHS]
775
00:30:01,929 --> 00:30:03,267
Yes, we can.
776
00:30:03,292 --> 00:30:05,450
Babe, it was 100% my fault.
777
00:30:05,475 --> 00:30:07,509
I'm the one who left the door unlocked.
778
00:30:07,534 --> 00:30:08,737
And I'm sitting here thinking about,
779
00:30:08,761 --> 00:30:10,331
what if something
would've happened to her?
780
00:30:10,355 --> 00:30:12,556
And I'm so thankful that she's okay,
781
00:30:12,581 --> 00:30:14,830
and I'm thankful to you
'cause you're so good with them.
782
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:16,744
I'm good with them
'cause I'm in so deep.
783
00:30:16,769 --> 00:30:19,041
You know, it's...
it's on-the-job training.
784
00:30:19,066 --> 00:30:21,041
Isn't that supposed to be instinctual?
785
00:30:21,998 --> 00:30:23,877
I mean, I am their mother, right?
786
00:30:23,902 --> 00:30:25,423
Uh, it is, but...
787
00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:27,358
it isn't.
788
00:30:27,513 --> 00:30:29,486
Listen, you're... you're a great mom.
789
00:30:29,511 --> 00:30:30,819
You really are.
790
00:30:30,844 --> 00:30:32,431
[CHUCKLING]: You just made a mistake.
791
00:30:33,276 --> 00:30:35,064
And we'll figure it out.
792
00:30:36,196 --> 00:30:37,611
I promise.
793
00:30:40,544 --> 00:30:41,689
Okay?
794
00:30:43,104 --> 00:30:45,021
- Okay.
- [PHONE RINGING]
795
00:30:46,575 --> 00:30:47,958
[SHAY SIGHS]
796
00:30:50,837 --> 00:30:51,963
Hey, Jay.
797
00:30:52,198 --> 00:30:53,623
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
798
00:30:53,648 --> 00:30:56,236
One more, Artie. Please.
799
00:30:56,261 --> 00:30:58,275
Uh, you sure, buddy?
800
00:30:58,300 --> 00:30:59,814
Yeah, just one more.
801
00:31:00,970 --> 00:31:02,056
Z? [MUTTERING]
802
00:31:02,081 --> 00:31:04,595
Oh, Brian, I love you. I love you guys.
803
00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:05,650
My boys are here.
804
00:31:05,675 --> 00:31:06,853
Dude, you started without us.
805
00:31:06,878 --> 00:31:08,658
- That's insulting.
- [JASON CHUCKLES]
806
00:31:08,683 --> 00:31:10,690
Bartender called me,
said he was hitting it pretty hard.
807
00:31:10,714 --> 00:31:11,956
- Come on, Artie.
- Of course he did. You okay?
808
00:31:11,980 --> 00:31:13,565
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You all right? Yeah?
809
00:31:13,589 --> 00:31:15,167
How about we, uh, take you home?
See you home?
810
00:31:15,191 --> 00:31:16,306
- No.
- That's a good idea.
811
00:31:16,926 --> 00:31:18,900
I don't want to go home.
There's nothing there.
812
00:31:19,114 --> 00:31:20,346
That's not true. I've seen your house.
813
00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:21,947
It's gorgeous.
814
00:31:21,972 --> 00:31:23,939
Pool, Jacuzzi, the whole...
815
00:31:24,210 --> 00:31:26,970
Yeah, thanks, but there's
nobody there to share it with.
816
00:31:26,995 --> 00:31:28,420
That's the problem.
817
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:30,877
[WOMEN LAUGHING, CHATTING NEARBY]
818
00:31:30,902 --> 00:31:33,080
- [IAN CHUCKLING]
- JASON: Hey.
819
00:31:33,105 --> 00:31:34,947
And all these beautiful women.
820
00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,588
Who's gonna want to date me?
821
00:31:39,207 --> 00:31:41,845
Apparently, I offend
every woman I come across.
822
00:31:41,870 --> 00:31:43,228
Buddy, you're gonna be fine.
823
00:31:43,253 --> 00:31:44,416
[CHUCKLING]: Oh, no, Jay.
824
00:31:44,441 --> 00:31:45,916
No, no, no. You don't understand.
825
00:31:45,941 --> 00:31:47,515
The world has changed.
826
00:31:48,095 --> 00:31:49,354
You'll see.
You're gonna want to get out there,
827
00:31:49,378 --> 00:31:52,486
and when you do, you're gonna
find out the playing field...
828
00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:53,877
It's like a minefield.
829
00:31:53,902 --> 00:31:56,017
You and me, we're like dinosaurs now.
830
00:31:56,246 --> 00:31:58,079
Women run from us.
831
00:31:58,104 --> 00:31:59,642
Don't go complimenting any woman.
832
00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:00,673
Just don't do it.
833
00:32:00,698 --> 00:32:02,089
Don't tell them they have got nice eyes,
834
00:32:02,113 --> 00:32:03,757
because you're objectifying them.
835
00:32:04,457 --> 00:32:06,463
Flattery's been banished.
836
00:32:06,488 --> 00:32:07,783
I just don't know why.
837
00:32:08,388 --> 00:32:11,064
Stacey used to love being complimented,
838
00:32:11,692 --> 00:32:14,158
flattered, whatever it took.
839
00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:15,221
- I wouldn't...
- She liked it.
840
00:32:15,245 --> 00:32:17,298
- I wouldn't drink that.
- It made her happy.
841
00:32:18,048 --> 00:32:19,486
I liked making her happy.
842
00:32:19,511 --> 00:32:20,918
Stacey was bad news.
843
00:32:20,943 --> 00:32:22,736
- You dodged a bullet there.
- You did.
844
00:32:22,981 --> 00:32:24,642
No, maybe I played it wrong.
845
00:32:28,317 --> 00:32:31,220
Mmm, water. Look at that.
846
00:32:31,245 --> 00:32:33,056
Ah, it's delicious, isn't it?
847
00:32:33,548 --> 00:32:34,576
Should we go?
848
00:32:34,601 --> 00:32:35,877
- That's good stuff.
- Yeah.
849
00:32:35,902 --> 00:32:38,009
- Yeah, big boy, come on.
- Let's go. Come on.
850
00:32:38,801 --> 00:32:40,095
There you are.
851
00:32:41,570 --> 00:32:42,978
[CLATTERING]
852
00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:46,135
[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
853
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,100
♪♪
854
00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:50,267
[CLATTERING]
855
00:32:50,292 --> 00:32:51,384
Bodyguard?
856
00:32:53,112 --> 00:32:54,431
[CLATTERING]
857
00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:57,008
Bodyguard?
858
00:32:58,301 --> 00:32:59,314
Bodyguard?
859
00:32:59,339 --> 00:33:01,158
- You really don't know my name yet?
- [GASPS]
860
00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:04,158
"Bodyguard" is just so
much more fun to say.
861
00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:06,252
Why are you just lurking in the shadows?
862
00:33:06,277 --> 00:33:07,854
It's literally my job
to lurk in the shadows.
863
00:33:07,878 --> 00:33:09,689
Okay, well, did you hear that noise?
864
00:33:09,714 --> 00:33:11,909
What if there's somebody out
there or somebody on the roof?
865
00:33:11,933 --> 00:33:12,948
What if there's two of them?
866
00:33:12,972 --> 00:33:14,338
One out there and one on the roof?
867
00:33:15,342 --> 00:33:17,369
Why are you just standing there so calm?
868
00:33:17,394 --> 00:33:20,431
It's my job to be calm so I don't make
any rash decisions like...
869
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:24,104
attacking people with
expensive art objects.
870
00:33:24,931 --> 00:33:26,370
You are fine.
871
00:33:27,274 --> 00:33:28,464
Take a deep breath.
872
00:33:28,489 --> 00:33:30,748
[WYATT TAKES A DEEP BREATH]
873
00:33:30,773 --> 00:33:31,948
Trust me.
874
00:33:32,398 --> 00:33:34,292
I don't do that. [SCOFFS]
875
00:33:40,057 --> 00:33:41,417
[KISSES]
876
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,407
I love you, babies.
877
00:33:50,378 --> 00:33:55,261
♪♪
878
00:34:06,766 --> 00:34:08,753
I know I've been giving you a hard time,
879
00:34:08,778 --> 00:34:11,182
but I finally got
a good night's sleep last night
880
00:34:11,207 --> 00:34:13,714
knowing you were out there
lurking in the shadows
881
00:34:13,739 --> 00:34:16,534
scaring off the stalkers
and super-criminals.
882
00:34:16,559 --> 00:34:18,659
- So thanks for that.
- Anytime.
883
00:34:19,690 --> 00:34:22,940
Mm, right, you have
to do that. [CHUCKLES]
884
00:34:22,965 --> 00:34:25,432
I've just become one of those
celebrities that only hangs out
885
00:34:25,457 --> 00:34:27,151
with people that work for her. Great.
886
00:34:27,176 --> 00:34:29,120
My shift ended 20 minutes ago.
887
00:34:30,131 --> 00:34:31,737
My relief guy's already here.
888
00:34:31,762 --> 00:34:33,167
Well, you should go, then,
889
00:34:33,660 --> 00:34:35,378
if you're off the clock.
890
00:34:35,403 --> 00:34:37,768
[JENNIE SIPPING COFFEE]
891
00:34:37,793 --> 00:34:39,167
Okay, then.
892
00:34:41,449 --> 00:34:43,003
Or you could stay.
893
00:34:44,498 --> 00:34:46,698
Not everything has to
be that complicated.
894
00:34:47,058 --> 00:34:49,268
Thanks for that, Wyatt.
895
00:34:50,769 --> 00:34:52,393
Bodyguard has a name.
896
00:34:52,418 --> 00:34:53,884
[CHUCKLES]
897
00:34:54,633 --> 00:34:56,323
Yes, he does.
898
00:34:57,108 --> 00:34:58,393
Camille?
899
00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:08,682
You came home.
900
00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:11,182
[SIGHS] No, I, uh...
901
00:35:12,298 --> 00:35:13,651
I came to talk.
902
00:35:15,305 --> 00:35:16,688
Okay.
903
00:35:16,898 --> 00:35:21,034
I was... I am angry.
904
00:35:21,455 --> 00:35:22,862
You have every right to be.
905
00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:23,948
So do you.
906
00:35:24,597 --> 00:35:25,831
I...
907
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,245
haven't been honest with you.
908
00:35:28,799 --> 00:35:31,956
Something happened in Vegas...
909
00:35:33,003 --> 00:35:34,307
with Jennie.
910
00:35:42,943 --> 00:35:44,182
[SIGHS]
911
00:35:44,975 --> 00:35:47,476
Again, thank you so
much for finding Bryce.
912
00:35:47,703 --> 00:35:49,795
She was doing just fine.
913
00:35:50,377 --> 00:35:51,542
She's an adventurous kid.
914
00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:52,925
Yeah, she's crazy.
915
00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:54,620
Got to keep an eye on her.
916
00:35:55,574 --> 00:35:58,167
Hey, quick question. Um, I...
917
00:35:59,349 --> 00:36:01,276
Why did you tell me
that you were the one
918
00:36:01,301 --> 00:36:03,964
that left the door unlocked
when you knew that it was Shay?
919
00:36:05,419 --> 00:36:07,120
I saw how bad she felt.
920
00:36:07,596 --> 00:36:09,651
My mom messed up way worse than that.
921
00:36:09,955 --> 00:36:11,542
Didn't mean she loved me any less.
922
00:36:12,233 --> 00:36:13,323
BRIAN: Hmm.
923
00:36:14,759 --> 00:36:16,426
Hey. Hold on a second.
924
00:36:16,451 --> 00:36:18,667
I, uh, got something for you.
925
00:36:21,894 --> 00:36:23,487
So you can let yourself in.
926
00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:26,260
Thanks.
927
00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:30,136
[PLAYING FOLK MUSIC]
928
00:36:30,161 --> 00:36:32,503
[BLEATING]
929
00:36:37,015 --> 00:36:39,065
- [BLEATING]
- [CHUCKLES]
930
00:36:40,831 --> 00:36:42,097
[SNIFFS]
931
00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:48,440
- [DRIVER SHOUTING IN SPANISH]
- [HORN HONKING]
932
00:36:52,806 --> 00:36:54,628
[DRIVER SPEAKING SPANISH]
933
00:36:55,972 --> 00:36:58,714
[CHATTER IN SPANISH]
934
00:37:14,189 --> 00:37:16,409
[CLUCKING]
935
00:37:18,043 --> 00:37:19,977
- Hi.
- [DONKEY BRAYING]
936
00:37:29,103 --> 00:37:30,103
[SIGHS]
937
00:37:30,128 --> 00:37:34,018
♪ First there is a mountain,
then there is no mountain ♪
938
00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:36,081
- ♪ Then there is ♪
- [GRUNTING, PANTING]
939
00:37:36,481 --> 00:37:38,870
- ♪ First there is a mountain ♪
- [YELPS]
940
00:37:38,895 --> 00:37:42,237
♪ Then there is no mountain,
then there is ♪
941
00:37:44,677 --> 00:37:46,361
[CONTINUES GRUNTING, PANTING]
942
00:37:50,222 --> 00:37:52,807
♪ The caterpillar sheds his skin ♪
943
00:37:52,832 --> 00:37:56,128
♪ To find a butterfly within ♪
944
00:37:56,153 --> 00:37:58,331
♪ Caterpillar sheds his skin ♪
945
00:37:58,356 --> 00:38:01,534
♪ To find a butterfly within ♪
946
00:38:01,559 --> 00:38:03,986
♪ First there is a mountain... ♪
947
00:38:04,011 --> 00:38:07,224
I... I came all this way to find you.
948
00:38:12,576 --> 00:38:13,576
Wait.
949
00:38:15,138 --> 00:38:16,420
You're not...
950
00:38:19,170 --> 00:38:20,340
Tori?
951
00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:21,544
Shan!
952
00:38:22,220 --> 00:38:23,310
There you are.
953
00:38:23,775 --> 00:38:25,896
- I need your help.
- Oh...
954
00:38:26,567 --> 00:38:28,388
You know, I can't help you.
955
00:38:29,176 --> 00:38:31,529
Enlightenment, it comes from within.
956
00:38:31,554 --> 00:38:33,427
- No, no.
- [GOAT BLEATING]
957
00:38:33,452 --> 00:38:35,927
[SIGHS] I'm doing the 90210 reboot.
958
00:38:35,952 --> 00:38:37,912
- And how's that going for you?
- [BIRD SCREECHES]
959
00:38:38,407 --> 00:38:39,748
TORI: It's going pretty great.
960
00:38:39,773 --> 00:38:43,060
I mean, aside from a few dumb
rookie mistakes on my part.
961
00:38:43,085 --> 00:38:45,013
There are no mistakes,
except for the ones
962
00:38:45,038 --> 00:38:46,920
that we don't learn from, you know?
963
00:38:46,945 --> 00:38:48,216
You're so right.
964
00:38:48,678 --> 00:38:50,560
And you know
what I've learned from mine?
965
00:38:50,713 --> 00:38:53,482
Is that I need to say what I want.
966
00:38:53,507 --> 00:38:57,209
And what I want is you
to be a part of our show.
967
00:38:57,835 --> 00:38:59,201
Shan, please.
968
00:38:59,226 --> 00:39:01,131
Look, I know I'm not a baby tiger
969
00:39:01,524 --> 00:39:05,037
or a sea lion or an
Amazon river dolphin,
970
00:39:05,953 --> 00:39:07,779
but I do need rescuing.
971
00:39:19,987 --> 00:39:24,466
[SPEAKING QUECHUA]
972
00:39:30,764 --> 00:39:32,451
You heard what he said.
973
00:39:35,689 --> 00:39:38,287
♪ Look up, you caught my eye ♪
974
00:39:38,312 --> 00:39:40,912
♪ But then you passed me by ♪
975
00:39:40,937 --> 00:39:42,779
♪ Now I'm not the same... ♪
976
00:39:42,804 --> 00:39:44,365
Where the hell is Tori Spelling?
977
00:39:45,163 --> 00:39:47,951
[SIGHS] I picked
the wrong week to quit vaping.
978
00:39:49,104 --> 00:39:51,388
Thank God for vodka, though, am I right?
979
00:39:51,413 --> 00:39:53,162
- Absolutely.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
980
00:39:53,187 --> 00:39:56,006
- I see what you did there.
- Yeah, see, it's good, right?
981
00:39:56,031 --> 00:39:57,226
Yeah.
982
00:39:57,251 --> 00:39:58,763
How's your research going?
983
00:39:58,788 --> 00:40:01,404
[SIGHS] Man, I downloaded
this dating app,
984
00:40:01,429 --> 00:40:03,091
but I have not had any hits.
985
00:40:03,271 --> 00:40:04,551
Okay, is that...
986
00:40:04,954 --> 00:40:05,998
No, it's an elbow.
987
00:40:06,023 --> 00:40:07,052
Oh, thank God.
988
00:40:07,341 --> 00:40:08,341
Really?
989
00:40:08,966 --> 00:40:09,973
But why?
990
00:40:09,998 --> 00:40:11,701
Because what if somebody recognizes me
991
00:40:11,726 --> 00:40:13,037
and leaks it to the tabloids?
992
00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:14,350
I... Look, I have not told my kids,
993
00:40:14,374 --> 00:40:15,927
my friends have no idea,
994
00:40:16,278 --> 00:40:18,654
and I'm sure that's why
I don't have a match.
995
00:40:18,679 --> 00:40:20,459
Just give it some time, okay?
996
00:40:20,689 --> 00:40:21,904
Thank you.
997
00:40:23,253 --> 00:40:25,256
Well, here we go again.
998
00:40:25,281 --> 00:40:26,552
How are you feeling about this?
999
00:40:26,577 --> 00:40:28,998
Well, I signed up for weekly
sessions with Carol Potter.
1000
00:40:29,023 --> 00:40:30,724
[JASON CHUCKLING]
1001
00:40:30,749 --> 00:40:32,146
By the way, you were right.
1002
00:40:32,171 --> 00:40:33,904
- About everything.
- Oh, good.
1003
00:40:34,404 --> 00:40:35,537
I like being right.
1004
00:40:35,562 --> 00:40:37,763
- Yeah, I know you do.
- I'm happy for you.
1005
00:40:40,379 --> 00:40:41,771
I am.
1006
00:40:43,886 --> 00:40:45,897
IAN: Bri, thanks for playing
cleanup the other night.
1007
00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:48,099
- I know it wasn't pretty.
- Oh, dude, no problem.
1008
00:40:48,216 --> 00:40:50,545
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- IAN: Oh. Hi.
1009
00:40:50,836 --> 00:40:52,677
You know what? Let's just start over.
1010
00:40:52,702 --> 00:40:53,702
Sure. Happy to.
1011
00:40:53,727 --> 00:40:55,322
I can understand that
your archaic behavior
1012
00:40:55,346 --> 00:40:56,943
- might not be your fault.
- Thanks.
1013
00:40:56,968 --> 00:40:59,560
So, moving forward,
I'm gonna institute some specific rules
1014
00:40:59,585 --> 00:41:01,021
so that we all have boundaries.
1015
00:41:01,046 --> 00:41:02,841
Oh, good, you'll institute some rules.
1016
00:41:02,866 --> 00:41:04,045
I'm the new head writer.
1017
00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:05,865
I'll be replacing Jack Carlisle.
1018
00:41:05,890 --> 00:41:07,099
[BRIAN LAUGHS]
1019
00:41:07,124 --> 00:41:09,673
Brian, I'm actually starting
on your new character arc.
1020
00:41:09,698 --> 00:41:11,572
I love how sweet David
and Donna always were.
1021
00:41:11,597 --> 00:41:12,698
- Thank you.
- And now it's time
1022
00:41:12,722 --> 00:41:13,845
to get it hot and heavy.
1023
00:41:13,870 --> 00:41:17,400
I mean, the fans are just
gonna go crazy. [SIGHS]
1024
00:41:17,633 --> 00:41:19,353
♪ No, I can't explain ♪
1025
00:41:19,378 --> 00:41:20,619
♪ When you look my way ♪
1026
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:22,370
- [PHONE RINGING]
- ♪ My way, my way, my way ♪
1027
00:41:22,394 --> 00:41:24,923
♪ My way, my way, my way, my way ♪
1028
00:41:24,948 --> 00:41:26,962
- _
- ♪ My way, my way, my way, my way ♪
1029
00:41:26,987 --> 00:41:28,658
♪ My way, my way, my way ♪
1030
00:41:28,683 --> 00:41:30,931
♪ When you look my way, my way ♪
1031
00:41:31,962 --> 00:41:33,462
Wait! I'm here.
1032
00:41:33,487 --> 00:41:34,587
Sorry I'm late.
1033
00:41:37,865 --> 00:41:39,947
No. This...
1034
00:41:40,657 --> 00:41:41,681
not gonna work.
1035
00:41:41,706 --> 00:41:44,126
Maybe you could just do
some retouching later,
1036
00:41:44,151 --> 00:41:45,276
but please don't go overboard.
1037
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:47,260
Like, maybe somewhere between
Kylie Jenner and Cher.
1038
00:41:47,284 --> 00:41:48,429
No.
1039
00:41:48,454 --> 00:41:52,847
No amount of retouching is gonna
fix the mistakes that you've made.
1040
00:41:52,872 --> 00:41:54,150
Hey, guys.
1041
00:41:54,936 --> 00:41:57,119
Tori said that you might
be needing my help.
1042
00:41:57,144 --> 00:41:58,392
Well, hello.
1043
00:41:58,417 --> 00:41:59,564
Well, hello.
1044
00:41:59,589 --> 00:42:00,658
CHRISTINE: Spelling,
1045
00:42:00,683 --> 00:42:03,236
I don't know how you pulled this off,
but I'm impressed.
1046
00:42:03,261 --> 00:42:06,354
Well, maybe because I'm a good producer.
1047
00:42:06,392 --> 00:42:07,392
Cast.
1048
00:42:08,351 --> 00:42:09,650
Let's do this.
1049
00:42:11,244 --> 00:42:13,354
- CHRISTINE: Ian, get down.
- IAN: All right, let's do it.
1050
00:42:13,378 --> 00:42:14,378
Jay.
1051
00:42:15,582 --> 00:42:18,689
- [IAN GRUNTS]
- Okay, Tori. That's nice.
1052
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,697
♪ Who would've cared at all? ♪
1053
00:42:20,722 --> 00:42:21,743
♪ Not you ♪
1054
00:42:21,768 --> 00:42:23,637
♪ Another heart ♪
1055
00:42:23,662 --> 00:42:25,158
♪ Has made the grade ♪
1056
00:42:25,681 --> 00:42:26,791
♪ Forget it... ♪
1057
00:42:26,816 --> 00:42:28,610
It's actually kind of nice to be back.
1058
00:42:28,635 --> 00:42:30,478
- ♪ I don't understand ♪
- [CAMERA CLICKING]
1059
00:42:30,503 --> 00:42:32,416
♪ How the last card is played ♪
1060
00:42:32,441 --> 00:42:36,587
♪ But somehow the vital
connection is made ♪
1061
00:42:37,806 --> 00:42:40,080
Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
77159
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof