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There you are.

Hey baby.

What's going on?

Nothing, just, you know, maybe mom or...

Lord?

Yeah.

Ah.

Mom?

I, uh, got a little surprise for you.

Yeah.

What you're getting at?

Oh, I know, uh, something that you've been looking forward to.

But, uh, you know, we'll, uh, we'll get to that in time.

I, I set something up for you upstairs. You can change into that.

Okay.

And then, um, then I'll, uh, we'll get to the next step.

Okay. Well, I'm gonna go do that. And we'll be back.

Alright.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Whoa, who is it?

It's my back door. What the...

Um, hello?

Yes, sir. This is, uh, the Dickerson household.

Yes. Can I help you? Is there a problem, officer?

Well, sir, uh, we just got a call about somebody...indicately exposing themselves.

Well, uh, we're law-abiding citizens. There's nothing like that going on here.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Uh...

Sir, do you mind if I come inside the premises to double-check?

We can see from across the way, but I want to make sure that you can't see the...

You were looking in the window at my wife? Is that my wife you were looking at?

Excuse me, sir?

Oh, hold on. This is...this...this is...what? No. Um...do you, uh...do you have a warrant or anything?

No, sir, but they're talking about pressing charges, so if you don't mind...

Charges.

...during these, come inside the premises.

Um...I'm gonna have to say...no. Uh, fine. Come on in. Let's get this sorted out now. I've got stuff to do.

Thanks, sir.

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What the fuck is going on?

Sir, basically what's gonna happen is I'm just gonna take a quick look at the home to make sure that nobody...

What the fuck is going on?

Uh...hey...uh...I'm trying to...there's something...the neighbors were looking in the windows or something? I don't know. It's...uh...yeah.

This is...uh...this isn't...this isn't a crime, officer. This is a home. You're not doing anything wrong.

Um...

Excuse me, ma'am. My name is Officer Tao.

Uh...officer.

Nice to meet you.

Um...nice to meet you.

Yeah. Um...were you just getting undressed upstairs in the bathroom?

Uh...I mean, yeah. I was just putting this on.

Whew...it just got me tired.

What's wrong? I don't understand what's going on.

Well, ma'am, um...the neighbors could see the entire thing and your husband here tried to tell me that they couldn't and they kind of want to press charges so...I...

I mean, shouldn't it kind of be on them for looking into my bathroom?

Right! And then now they're here and...do you...uh...do you...I mean, I just have to take care of it.

Is there anything that we could do or like that I could do to...

Ma'am, it's kind of not open. I just feel like the...

Come on. This is...can't you just write a ticket or...

I feel like...yeah, I feel like there's something else that could be...

Yeah, are you going to take me out like this?

Well, probably not.

Hold on. Don't...I know my rights. There's no...there's...this is...you can't come in here and do this.

It's...what about due process? And...what about...

There should be something that we could do to fix the issue.

Well, what you would park, you know.

Process is not the...

Um...here?

Kind of overdressed compared to me and there's got to be something that we could do.

Um...ma'am, are you implying what I think you're implying?

Um...yeah. I am.

Well, if he's alright with it and you can make this quick, then sure.

You don't want me to go to jail, right, honey?

Uh...well, this is...this is not what I had planned.

Um...but I don't want any charges or jail.

Have my blessing.

Alright then. Sounds good to me.

Hey.

Oh my gosh, this is not what I had planned.

Alright.

Um...

Don't you guys have to wear a body kit or something?

Uh...not my department.

You actually got lucky today, didn't you?

Are you...are you sure that's...

Yeah, yeah, I guess.

Um...

Um...

I guess.

71st.

She's going to sit over there all day now and then we got a chair.

Come on, Dave.

Um...

Oh...

Yeah, I like that.

Um...

Oh my God.

Um...

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Yeah, there we go.

Open your mouth.

Come on.

Get your hands up here.

Oh my God.

Come over here, gradually.

Get your hands up here.

Oh my God.

Isn't it so big, babe?

It's big. It's big.

Do you do this a lot? Is this like something that you do?

Um...

Um...

Oh my God.

Um...

Oh my God.

Um...

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Ah.

Grab your mouth.

Grab your mouth.

Ah.

Um...

Oh my God.

Are you okay, babe?

Yes.

Oh my God.

Holy shit.

What's wrong?

Oh, it's so big.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Holy shit.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck, that feels so good.

Yeah.

Ah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh.

Yeah, do you want to get a bottle of?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Oh, it feels so good.

Holy shit.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh my God.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Take that dick?

Mm-hmm.

Save it for me.

Yes.

Take that dick.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh my God.

It feels so good, honey.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Holy shit.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

No.

I was going to arrest you, but now I'm going to arrest you.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh my goodness.

Oh.

Oh, holy shit.

Mm.

No.

Ah.

Ah, my God.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Ah.

Ah, mm.

Oh, my God.

Ah.

Oh, fuck.

Mm, you're trying to get a better look, honey.

Um, oh.

Oh, fuck.

Well, I mean.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you feel really good.

You're real pretty sexy like that.

Ah.

I mean.

Mm.

Mm.

I don't like thinking of the police brutality on on your pussy

Oh

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This is definitely not what I had planned

I think

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You still watching honey, oh yeah, I was thinking about maybe next week

Yeah, oh my god

Call

Yeah, oh

My senior

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Oh my god, oh

Holy shit, oh

Yes

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See this is a good officer honey

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My god

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Fucking god, holy shit. Yes. Oh

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