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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,750 --> 00:00:06,730 Hi, so how can I help you today? 2 00:00:07,610 --> 00:00:13,210 Well, I've been here a couple times and sometimes it works, sometimes it does 3 00:00:13,210 --> 00:00:17,550 not, but I have an erectile dysfunction and it really bothers me. 4 00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:20,290 Well, do you study your chakras at all? 5 00:00:20,670 --> 00:00:23,470 I noticed that your root chakra seems a little closed. 6 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:28,130 Chakras? What is this? I've never heard that. You've never heard of your 7 00:00:28,130 --> 00:00:32,509 chakras? Oh, star child, I'm going to open your mind. 8 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:40,010 Well, you see, the chakras, they can help many areas of your body. 9 00:00:40,050 --> 00:00:43,570 And I think it would do you wonders. 10 00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:47,030 Really? Especially for your ED. 11 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:52,170 I'm willing to try anything, whatever helps. 12 00:00:52,550 --> 00:00:58,510 Yeah? Well, how about we go explore that then? 13 00:00:59,330 --> 00:01:00,330 Sure. 14 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:12,790 I'll get you a nice ninja so I can dutifully play with your chakras. 15 00:01:14,390 --> 00:01:15,390 Oh! 16 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,330 I forgot. 17 00:01:18,690 --> 00:01:25,450 We live in this horribly capitalist society, and I have to take some money 18 00:01:25,450 --> 00:01:26,450 this. 19 00:01:27,030 --> 00:01:29,070 Maybe... How much is that? Two hundred? 20 00:01:30,970 --> 00:01:32,950 Right here. 21 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,200 Where were we? 22 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,120 Chakras, right? 23 00:02:20,330 --> 00:02:22,090 I want to sit right down on the table for a moment. 24 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:41,910 Now your root chakra is right here. 25 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,410 So I'm going to place this crystal. 26 00:02:47,030 --> 00:02:48,250 I'll help open you up. 27 00:02:55,820 --> 00:02:56,820 Can you just relax? 28 00:03:34,730 --> 00:03:38,690 Can you feel the energy that's coursing through your body? Oh yeah, I feel the 29 00:03:38,690 --> 00:03:39,690 energy right now. 30 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:27,590 Mm. 31 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,680 Seems like your chakra is opening up quite a bit. 32 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:06,620 Yes, it's better now. 33 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,020 You really know what you're doing. 34 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,160 Your body feels so good. 35 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,200 It's a ride back on your chakra. 36 00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:08,530 um um 37 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:27,100 You know, I actually have a really good way of opening up for 38 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,200 shotguns. 39 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:34,980 Not a lot of people do this, but I'm kind of a professional. 40 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:36,460 I can tell. 41 00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:38,380 So? 42 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,360 You horse. 43 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,480 You're working this. 44 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,040 No. 45 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,460 Hopefully, you won't have any more problems now. 46 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,260 That's your shocker clearly off. 3140

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