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I can't tell which angle
makes it scream,
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"Hey, welcome to a modern,
cool speakeasy!"
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Well, from any angle,
I'm pretty sure it's screaming,
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"Hey, I'm a chair!
I shouldn't even be talking."
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I just want every detail
of our speakeasy
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to be perfect, you know?
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I got this vintage record
player at a garage sale.
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Oh, and this vintage coffee
table at another garage sale.
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Oh, and those pillows?
- Garage sale.
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Actually,
I got those on Etsy.
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Oh.
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I just want it to be special,
you know?
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It's my baby.
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Aw. It is special.
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You should feel
real good about it.
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I'll feel better
once our lighting is finished.
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Step ahead of you, sister.
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I had the electrician
install it over the weekend.
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Thank you, Bobbie.
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You're welcome.
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I don't know what I'd do
without you.
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Oh, you're doing great.
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Only thing to keep in mind
moving forward
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is to keep a cool head.
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Nothing to get worked up about.
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Hey, guys, hide the hooch.
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The fuzz is here.
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Oh, yeah.
Just a little speakeasy humor.
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It's the health inspector.
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The health inspector?
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Wh--that's not until Wednesday!
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Remember me?
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Monica Ulrich,
Department of Health,
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badge number...
all: 168.
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Yep, yep, yep.
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Monica, what are you
doing here?
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I'll be performing
the health inspection
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for this space on Wednesday.
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I'd like you to have this
paperwork filled out by then.
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We didn't have to do this
last time.
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Well, I wanted to get here
ahead of time
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to tell you that, unofficially,
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I'm really looking forward
to spending time with you
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as just one of the gals.
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You know, gal time.
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Why?
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Well, during
our last encounter,
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I felt that the staff and I had
developed an easygoing rapport.
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Did I work here then?
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She's just kidding.
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Of course we did.
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I'm relieved it's mutual.
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Well, I guess
I'll see you gals Wednesday!
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Have a good day.
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I don't know
what that badge does,
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but I never want one.
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Bobbie, are you sure
you're going to be OK
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with Monica doing
the inspection?
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Of course. Why wouldn't I be?
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Um, the last time
she was here,
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all she did was
flirt with Emmett.
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Her nickname for him
was Hot Sauce.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I'll be fine.
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- You sure?
- Of course I'm sure.
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Now let's get downstairs
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and open that other business
that we're running.
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OK.
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Ooh.
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Crap. I'm going to need that.
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♪ Sometimes it feels
like a big ol' fight ♪
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{\an8}♪ To get through the day ♪
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{\an8}♪ And sleep on
through the night ♪
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♪ But here
you'll find a place ♪
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♪ That'll surely
lift your spirits ♪
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♪ You belong
at Happy's Place ♪
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{\an8}Oh!
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{\an8}Did my birthday come early?
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{\an8}Who sent me two front row seats
to "Mamma Mia!"?
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{\an8}- They're addressed to Emmett.
- Ugh.
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{\an8}How dare he go to a musical
without me?
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{\an8}Maybe he wants to only hear
the actors sing.
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{\an8}I mouth the words.
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{\an8}Yeah, and a lot of sound
comes out.
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{\an8}Oh, there he is.
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{\an8}The dancing king.
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}Your "Mamma Mia!"
tickets came.
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{\an8}You know you can get those
by email.
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{\an8}I got those for me and Bobbie
when we were together.
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{\an8}Sorry.
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{\an8}Are you still going to go?
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{\an8}No.
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{\an8}Well, these are great seats,
and I love ABBA.
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{\an8}Could I maybe buy them
from you?
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{\an8}No.
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{\an8}Just 'cause
I'm not going to use them
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{\an8}doesn't mean you can.
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{\an8}Wow.
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{\an8}And I thought
you guys were friends.
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{\an8}Did you do something?
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{\an8}Ooh, ooh.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Yes, you in the back.
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Well, maybe he's mad at you
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because you blabbed his secret
and Bobbie broke up with him.
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Why is he attacking me?
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I didn't blab his secret.
Takoda did.
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He should be attacking Takoda.
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You're a real profile
in courage, Steve.
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Well, I don't know if this
will make you feel any better,
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but the important thing is,
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no one's mad at me.
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She's wrong.
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I hate her.
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Eat it.
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Hey, Bobbie, I was--
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uh-oh.
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You're shredding.
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You only do that
when you're upset.
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Is it Monica?
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No, it's your paycheck.
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Of course it's Monica.
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If it really bothers you,
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I'm sure there's some way
we can get rid of her.
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She won't fit
in the shredder.
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But really, I have no right
to interfere.
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I was the one that said Emmett
and I should just be friends.
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Technically true.
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But if Emmett and Monica
start to date,
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you're going to have
to see that every day.
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We can't have
a health inspector here.
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She'll probably make me stop
feeding the alley cats.
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Those are raccoons.
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She's shredding.
- Mm-hmm.
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She's upset because she thinks
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Monica and Emmett
will start dating,
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and then they'll,
you know, mm...
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Mm-mm-mm.
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OK. I don't love the visual.
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And I don't love
the sound effects.
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It makes complete sense,
Bobbie, OK?
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Just because you two are
no longer dating
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doesn't mean you want to see
him with someone else, OK?
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So what do you want
to do about it?
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I don't think there's
anything we can do about it.
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Look.
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Emmett goes fishing
on Wednesdays
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and doesn't get back
until noon,
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so that means all we have to do
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is get Monica in and out
in an hour.
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There's three problems
with that.
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The first two are you and you.
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What do you mean?
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Well, Isabella likes to brag
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about everything she's done
to the speakeasy--
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impressive, but time-consuming.
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- Accurate, yet hurtful.
- Yeah.
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And, Gabby, there's a reason
your name is Gabby.
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You can't stand silence.
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That is not true.
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Somebody speak!
- OK.
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If we're going to get rid
of Monica in record time,
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you two need to zip it.
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- OK.
- OK. We promise.
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Now, what was
the third issue?
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Oh, yeah, Steve.
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There's no way
he's going to rush out
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the health inspector.
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Shoot, the selfies alone
will take 40 minutes.
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Don't you worry.
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I'll talk to Steve.
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Not overtalk--
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just the right amount.
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Hey, remember when you said
that Emmett wasn't mad at you?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mamma Mia, were you wrong.
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Leave him alone.
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You don't know anything.
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Well, you know,
my name is Gabby
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because I hear things.
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Wait.
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What did you hear?
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I overheard Emmett
talking to Isabella,
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and he said that
he can never trust you again.
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I'm totally trustworthy.
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Takoda's the one
you can't trust.
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Watch it, Steve.
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You only got one friend left.
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You know what you have to do.
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You have to talk to Emmett.
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Talk to the king
of not talking?
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There are mimes that talk
more than Emmett.
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Listen,
if I've learned anything
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about getting men to talk,
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it's that you've got
to trap them first.
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I guess we could corner him
in the kitchen after our shift.
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
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You've got to get him
someplace away from work--
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you know, where there's
no distractions.
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Hey.
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I know.
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Emmett goes fishing
every Wednesday morning.
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You could trap him
at the fishing shack.
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Or you can just shove me
headfirst into an outhouse,
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get it over with.
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No, no, no.
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You want him
in his comfort zone.
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And you know,
don't confront him too quickly.
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Really take your time.
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You know, I never say this,
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but I think Gabby's right.
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You know,
I've never said this,
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but let's go
to a fishing shack.
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You know,
if you wanted me to come--
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No talking, no bragging.
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We got to get her out of here.
- OK.
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You doing OK over there?
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I'll tell you when I'm done.
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Done.
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♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun ♪
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Hey, Monica, if you need
to get a closer look,
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I could come over there
and just lift you right up,
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you know?
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Not necessary.
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If I need, I have a ladder
in my Toyota Tundra.
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Tundra.
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Icy tundra.
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Cold.
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Brrr.
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Icy.
- What are you doing?
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I don't know.
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Get over there.
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Now, this wood is
original to the building.
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Has it been fireproofed?
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Yes.
Fireproofed and up to code.
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I kept the original
wood look because--
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Because that's
the end of that story.
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Although from
an aesthetic standpoint,
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much more went into it.
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Will someone escort me
to the refrigeration system?
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It's right over here
on the other side of the bar
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right next to
the still-quiet Gabby.
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Oh.
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Oh, there's my glasses.
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Oh, oh.
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I don't know.
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OK, refrigerator is here,
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and the temperature gauge is
right there.
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It's a refurbished
1957 Philco--
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incredibly authentic.
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You see, these are
the kinds of touches...
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I'll keep to myself.
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OK, the gauge is in range,
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and that checks the last item
off the list.
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Are we done?
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We have successfully
completed
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the health inspection.
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Oh.
259
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,112
That's a record, even for you.
260
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,114
Yeah.
Best health inspector ever.
261
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,617
- This girl.
- OK.
262
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,496
I'd like to acknowledge
your professionalism
263
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,831
keeping the chatter
and personal anecdotes
264
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,875
to a minimum.
265
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,461
Your time is valuable,
and we respect that.
266
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:13,005
So get out of here!
267
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,965
And don't let
the Prohibition era-style
268
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,760
sliding gate hit you
on the way out.
269
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,555
Personally, I wanted
to hurry things along--
270
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,140
- And we appreciate that.
- Let me finish, Bobbie.
271
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,433
OK.
272
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,060
I wanted
to hurry things along
273
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:29,063
so we could transition
into gal time.
274
00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,564
Gal time?
275
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,233
That's really a thing?
- Well, yes.
276
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,651
Well, now that my badge is off,
277
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,152
I don't want you to think of me
278
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,238
as Monica Ulrich,
Department of Health.
279
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,531
I want you to think of me
280
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:41,450
as Monica Ulrich,
Department of Friends!
281
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,170
Who's out there?
282
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:56,006
I'm armed.
283
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,049
Don't shoot.
284
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,426
It's Steve.
285
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:01,929
Who's hiding behind Takoda.
286
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,640
Hey, buddy.
287
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,936
What the hell are you two
doing out here?
288
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,312
Can we come in?
289
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,564
There's a lot of mosquitoes,
and I think
290
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,233
they're attracted
to my hand cream.
291
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:21,073
- Oh. Nice fishing shack, man.
- Yeah.
292
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,909
I love what you haven't done
to the place.
293
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,327
I'll say it again.
294
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,537
What the hell are y'all
doing out here?
295
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:27,997
What do you mean?
296
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,832
I'm just a dude
that loves a place
297
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:33,086
with fish and worms
and--ugh, fish and worms.
298
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,797
We wanted to apologize.
299
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,840
Huh.
300
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:38,924
For coming here?
301
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:39,967
I accept.
302
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,219
See you later.
303
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,263
No.
304
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,600
For me telling Isabella
that you knew about her.
305
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,102
I mean, technically,
I'm the one who told you,
306
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,645
so I'm also to blame.
307
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,564
But you know,
just a little less.
308
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:56,108
Yeah, I know.
309
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,111
When I told you that,
I put you in a terrible spot,
310
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,822
just like Happy did me.
311
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:05,660
I'm glad you don't blame us,
but something's going on.
312
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,830
You know why I come out here?
313
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,166
The ambience?
314
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,043
The quiet.
315
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:17,671
So if you can't stay quiet,
head out.
316
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:18,715
OK.
317
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,428
Wait. We're staying?
318
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,225
So I said to the manager,
319
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,727
"Your waiter's not wearing
any shoes!"
320
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,103
And he says to me--
321
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,355
true story, hand to God--
- I believe you.
322
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,481
I believe you.
323
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,525
And he says to me,
"That's OK.
324
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,360
He serves the food
with his hands."
325
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,694
Oh, no!
326
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,658
Who knew there'd be
so many funny stories
327
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,159
about being a health inspector?
328
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,619
- I know.
- So many.
329
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,955
So very many.
330
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,498
I got a million of 'em.
331
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,208
Yeah. I know.
We've heard 'em.
332
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,584
Oh, man.
333
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:56,710
You know, this would be
so much more fun
334
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,254
if we were drinking.
335
00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,381
Can we please start drinking?
336
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:01,799
Oh!
337
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,093
I'd love to imbibe
in some spirits.
338
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,387
Hey, as long as you don't
serve them with your feet!
339
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,639
Oh, sha-ding!
340
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:14,979
OK, well,
we don't want to keep you.
341
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:15,938
So here we go.
- Yeah, yeah.
342
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,022
No, but wait, wait, wait.
343
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,816
What about you guys? Come on.
344
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:22,069
You must have some hilarious
stories about working here.
345
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,071
- Ah, no.
- No.
346
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,948
Not--not really.
347
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,074
Oh, come on.
348
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,158
It's a bar.
349
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,743
Surely there were some hijinks.
350
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,204
No. We pride ourselves
in no hijinks.
351
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,289
Yep.
352
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:36,750
No hijinks and no quiche.
353
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,335
No.
354
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,962
- Really?
- Yeah.
355
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,090
- Nothing?
- Nah.
356
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,217
OK, well,
then I have one more.
357
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,303
Oh, yay.
358
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,887
No, this one,
you're going to find hilarious.
359
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,598
- OK.
- OK.
360
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,516
I get pretty lonely,
361
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,810
because I don't have
any friends.
362
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:59,815
And I actually thought
that I might find some here.
363
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,818
How--how funny is that?
364
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,616
Not exactly hilarious.
365
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:10,452
Wait a minute, Monica.
366
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,164
You know, Daddy always said
that Happy's was a place
367
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,207
where no one should feel alone.
368
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,335
It's a place where
everybody knows your name.
369
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,961
Wait. Wasn't that "Cheers"?
370
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,296
I think that--
371
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,215
Let me finish, Monica.
372
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,259
It's here too.
373
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,637
I'd like for you to stay.
374
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,598
What about you two?
375
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,183
Do you want me to stay?
376
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,810
Yeah, I do.
377
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,021
Me too.
378
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,231
Sha-ding! Ha!
379
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,829
What are you doing?
380
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,289
I'm organizing.
381
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,832
I'd do this alphabetically,
382
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,627
but I have no idea
what they're called.
383
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,962
Wow.
384
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,881
I was wrong.
385
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,884
You're being quiet,
and you're still a problem.
386
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,053
Get out.
387
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,098
We're worried about you, man.
388
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:18,102
Thought you were worried
I was mad at you.
389
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,396
Even if you're not mad at us,
390
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,523
we can tell that
something's bothering you.
391
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,608
We just want to know
what's going on.
392
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,193
I don't feel like talking.
393
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,486
Why?
394
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,321
Because I don't feel like it.
395
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,448
Well, we're not leaving until
you tell us what's going on.
396
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,574
Right, Takoda?
397
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,702
Right.
398
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,788
So why won't you talk to us?
399
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:42,292
Because talking
ruined everything.
400
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,886
What do you mean,
"Talking ruined everything"?
401
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,555
Because Happy told me
his secret,
402
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,764
and then he died.
403
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,641
Then I tell Bobbie his secret,
404
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,268
and then she leaves me.
405
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,104
So you guys add all that up.
406
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,897
What's the problem?
407
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,232
Talking?
408
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,692
- Bingo.
- No.
409
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,360
Emmett, I'm sorry
that happened,
410
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,362
but I don't think
talking is the problem.
411
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,114
You lost two
of the most important people
412
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:16,034
in your life, people
you felt safe opening up to.
413
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,703
You need to open up
to somebody, man.
414
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,954
I'm fine.
415
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,414
No, you're not.
416
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,625
You were, but then
something happened.
417
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:29,506
I guess it was when
those theater tickets arrived,
418
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,550
it hit me.
419
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,886
This thing with Bobbie,
420
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,346
it's not going to blow over.
421
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,684
We're not going
to get back together.
422
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,936
I really hoped you would.
423
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,313
Me too.
424
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:45,814
Yeah.
425
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,943
Well, I don't know
what I'm going to do.
426
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,988
I do.
427
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:57,326
You're going to move on,
which will be hard.
428
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,203
And you'll still have us
to talk to.
429
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,289
Although maybe
in a different place.
430
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,959
Hey.
431
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,960
You want to learn
how to whittle?
432
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,212
No.
433
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,963
But I'll sweep up.
434
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,965
Deal.
435
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,592
Watch out for
the fish heads down there.
436
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,969
Ohh.
437
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,806
They're looking at me.
438
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,355
I get it.
439
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,525
Monica, you're a hoot.
440
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:30,818
Thanks for
getting me to stay.
441
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,194
I'm glad you did.
442
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,987
Yeah, we all are.
443
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:37,115
I just get so insecure
and start spinning out
444
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,243
about, you know,
not having any friends
445
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:42,287
and not being liked
and being unlucky in love
446
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,872
and, you know, dying alone.
447
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:47,334
Oh, yeah, I--
448
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,503
Sounds to me like
you're borrowing trouble.
449
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:51,171
And I should know,
because I've been doing that
450
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,548
a lot lately.
451
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,258
Honestly, me too.
452
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,260
I keep worrying that
something's going to go wrong
453
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,971
with the speakeasy
and then it'll be a big failure
454
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,556
and the tavern will go bankrupt
455
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,976
and I'll lose all my teeth to
night grinding.
456
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,227
See?
457
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,229
That's a heap
of borrowed trouble.
458
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,772
I don't need
to borrow trouble.
459
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,608
I live with it.
460
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:14,112
And its name is Mom.
461
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,031
Well, so how do
you guys deal?
462
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,450
I mean, once I start borrowing,
I can't stop.
463
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,660
You know what works for me?
464
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,453
- What?
- My friends.
465
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,664
These two had my back
when I was spinning out,
466
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,709
and now we have yours.
467
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,793
Really?
468
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,003
- Yeah.
- Really.
469
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,589
You have nothing to be
insecure about.
470
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,924
And don't be afraid about
putting yourself out there.
471
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,342
OK.
472
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,595
Thanks.
473
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,221
Big E!
474
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,307
Monica.
475
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,058
What are you doing here?
476
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:48,729
Oh, I was just, uh,
talking with my friends.
477
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,440
Well, it's good to see you.
478
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,775
Hey, I was wondering,
479
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,862
would you want to grab
a cup of coffee next week?
480
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,493
You should go, Emmett.
481
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,495
She's a lot of fun.
482
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,205
Yeah, that'd be nice.
483
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,332
I'm in.
484
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,541
OK, great.
485
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,709
Well, I'll give you a call.
486
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,461
I know this great place that
487
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,504
cleans their espresso machine
like you wouldn't believe.
488
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,131
All right.
489
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,299
I'll see you next week.
490
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,300
OK, perfect.
491
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,344
All right.
492
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,686
Are you OK, Bobbie?
493
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,480
Yeah. I'm fine.
494
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,334
{\an8}I take it you enjoyed
"Mamma Mia"?
495
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:55,295
{\an8}It was the greatest show
I've ever seen in my life.
496
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,298
{\an8}In my life!
497
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,553
{\an8}Thanks for nothing.
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