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Undead - Comedy 2003 English
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Yes, yes, yes,
we take care of things here.
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Well.
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Well, well, well...
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your family has left you with
a bit of a burden, haven't they?
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A property, left to you.
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You haven't got any brothers
or sisters, have you?
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No, only child, very lucky.
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Let me tell you something,
life is full of responsibilities...
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Miss Chaplin.
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When you inherited your
parents ' property, their farm...
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you inherited their responsibilities,
their debts, your debts!
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Mate, that chick is a doll.
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You know, she is like
untouched country.
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No, mate, Aggie is the boss here,
but she is on another call.
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I can't stop apologizing
enough, I really can't.
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Let me put you on to her nephew,
he's the other boss.
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Phone.
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Aggie Whipple's Charters,
Wayne Whipple speaking.
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Yeah, mate.
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We can fly you out there, it's
dry this time of the year though.
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I know the lake you're talking
about. What's wrong with it?
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A loony Marion guy
reckons he was abducted.
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No, that was months ago.
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No, mate, I can assure you
there's no aliens up there.
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No worries, whenever you want
to go, you pay me and I fly you.
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No worries, mate. Alright buddy,
I'll talk to you on Wednesday.
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Dickhead, don't be drawing
on my girl, alright?
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We here at the firm we take no
pleasure in performing these tasks.
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But you knew, you knew!
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You knew of our strict policy
on failure of payment!
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You failed us.
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- Thanks.
- I'm sorry, is there anything...?
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- He's the biggest arsehole ever.
- Excuse me?
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Don't think because it's your first
day, he's going to go easy on you.
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I would rather go back
to working in a bake shop...
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than be that thing's partner.
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Come on, Constable, let's go!
We haven't got all fucking day!
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There's a prang out on South Road,
you can do your fucking' nails later!
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Good luck.
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Hi, Gran, it's me.
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Rene, your granddaughter.
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I'll be in the city tomorrow, okay?
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All right?
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I need to come and stay
with you for awhile.
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No, I can't stay here.
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The farm is gone, Gran.
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I know Mum and Dad loved the place.
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So did I.
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Anyway, I'm getting a ride.
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No, he's from the city.
Yeah, that agent guy.
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Here she comes. I gotta go, mate.
I'll catch you later.
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Rene!
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All the way, Rene, all the way.
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Get it all sorted out?
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OK, let's hit the road.
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- Come on!
- Come on, kid!
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Come on, kid, you nearly
got through me the last time.
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By the way, Ruthie...
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tell George Earl is taking
the boat out on Sunday.
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- That's great.
- They might have a nice day.
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- I'll tell him.
- Thank you. Bye bye. See you later.
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We stay here or
we head up to Oneawelly's Dam.
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- It'll be just like last year, mate.
- Mate.
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I can't go up to Silverwood.
Ronnie is at Silverwood.
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Ronnie is at Silverwood. Ronnie,
who didn't have the decency...
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to return to me my prized mower.
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You prick!
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- Let's go and see him.
- No, mate, no.
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You wanted the mower then?
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Are you all right?
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Bugger me!
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You call this a shortcut?
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Stay here.
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Can anyone hear me?
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Don't you know how to drive,
you wankers?
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You drive too close together...
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you should always have
two car lengths ahead of you.
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Just some chick, mate,
she is really messed up.
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I did what I could.
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Is there some other road
we can take?
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- Shit!
- What?
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We should have gone right back
to the Warren Ridge turn.
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No, you should
have flown us out, Wayne.
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Not with those bloody rocks
falling from the sky, Honey.
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Everyone's leaving town
on Warren Ridge Road.
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With all the traffic and congestion,
believe me, this way's faster.
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Can I use your phone?
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Those things you saw out there,
that's only the beginning.
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What?
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The beginning of the end.
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The end of what?
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The world, the universe, everything.
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God, I hope no one is hurt.
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But someone may be hurt.
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- I don't see anyone.
- We have to see if anyone's hurt!
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Stay in the car.
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Be careful.
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It's okay, love, don't move,
we'll get you help, alright?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Sally? Shit! Shit!
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It doesn't work.
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Dry your hair.
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My name is Rene.
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Miss Catch of the Day.
I know who you are.
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I've seen you around town, you know.
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Let me in, let me in!
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Please let me in!
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Help me!
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Open the door!
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Let me in!
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About time!
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This mad thing, it killed Aggie,
punched a hole through her head.
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Are you sure she is dead?
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Mate, it punched a hole through
her head, what does that tell you?
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- Yeah, but is she dead?
- What? Are you fucking ' nuts?
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It was eating her brain.
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- It's that loon Marion, isn't it?
- Yes. Do you have a car?
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It's stopped up on the road. Aggie has
the keys, but she doesn't have a brain!
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Police, open the door!
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Constable, get out of the way!
Move your fuck arse now.
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What are you? Dumb and stupid?
She said open the fucking ' door!
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Dickhead!
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When I was a kid, we respected our
parents, we didn't fucking ' eat 'em!
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Sir!
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It's all that crack marijuana, fucking '
hippie, surfie, dole bludging pricks!
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Sir?
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Marion? Marion...
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you keep those fucking ' guns
pointed at me, pal...
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and I'll finish you off faster than
a birthday cake in a fat chicks ' party!
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Drop the guns now, sonny.
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Fucking now!
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Kill them!
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Hon, come on!
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Come on! Come on!
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Fuck me!
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Downstairs, go.
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Come on!
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Hurry up you bastards, move,
they 're right fucking ' behind us!
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Move you fucking ' poofters, move it!
Shut the door, you hairy prick!
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Shut it, you wanker!
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Shut it!
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Jesus Christ!
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Fuck!
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What the hell were those things?
How can they get back up again?
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What is this place?
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- The only safe place.
- It's like a morgue in here!
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The only safe place? Can I have
a cup of tea with this fruit cake?
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- Everyone try and stay calm!
- Can anyone tell me?
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We 're all going to die.
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- We 're stuck in this tin can now.
- No one is going to die.
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Alright, fuck it,
just fucking listen up!
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No one is going to die, not today.
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Not on my fucking' watch!
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What about all those dead
pricks dying outside?
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Hey, don't you fucking ' mess
with me boy, fucking ' wanker!
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Constable, what's this Dickhead
got your fucking ' weapon for?
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Marion!
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- Still got a license, big boy?
- It's upstairs, want to get it?
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Molly, you tell this boy
what's gonna be.
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Well...
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We haven't got all fucking ' day!
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Well, until you provide us with a
license for a category H weapon...
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a firearm, including an air pistol
and a blank-fire firearm...
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under 75 cm in length and
a registered gun club membership...
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that complies with the amended
Weapons Act regulations of 1997...
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and is signed by a member of the
body of the certifying club...
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I will have to confiscate
the guns from you.
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Give me a fucking' reason.
I'm fucking ' beggin ' you. Boy!
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Good boy. Good boy.
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Good boy.
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Alright, I'm the law here, so
you fucking ' listen to what I say...
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when I say it and
we get through this OK.
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We got help on the way,
we got help on the way!
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So you listen to what I say,
when I fucking' say it...
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and we'll all be eating Mrs. Welman's
BBQ snags by tomorrow morning.
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Mrs. Welman was eaten out
on the road half an hour ago.
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You keep fucking ' messing
with me, boy...
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and I'll straighten you out faster
than a poofter in a fucking ' rodeo.
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Prick!
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The phone doesn't work.
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Give it to me!
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Come in, Base.
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- Base, please come in.
- It doesn't work!
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- Tracy, do you hear me?
- It doesn't work!
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- Shut up! Don't go...
- It was the storm...
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- stopped it all. Mobiles too.
- Constable, calm down.
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- Where are the rest of the police?
- They 're on patrol.
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They 're all dead, eaten alive.
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- I've never seen anything like this.
- I have.
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- What the hell is happening here?
- It's an invasion.
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You have to be fucking kidding me.
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The end of life as we know it.
We are the chosen ones.
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The ones who will stand and fight.
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It's getting better,
you've got shits for brains.
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- You're a fucking ' loonie!
- You have all been sent to me...
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- for a reason.
- Will you just shut your fucking ' mouth?
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You dead shit fucking ' monkey
bag fucker!
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These things are brain
eating zombies.
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There's no such things as zombies.
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So how does it feel, Rene?
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How does it feel to be trapped
in this town with the rest of us?
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Just leave me alone.
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You don't even look at me
when I speak to you.
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That title was mine again. I won
that competition fair and square.
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Roping two pigs together isn't a talent
fit for winning Miss Catch of the Day.
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No bloody way!
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She looked alright, though,
in that outfit she was wearing.
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Maybe I don't look as good
as you in a bikini right now...
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with Wayne Junior on the way, but...
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but I've got assigning voice like an
angel and if you hadn't cheated...
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Come on, Sallyanne, I was broke!
That was the only reason I entered.
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And forget all about
your duties as queen.
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You are to preserve the best interest
of the town. That's your No 1 priority.
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Ladies, you need to shut up
with the girlie talk and calm down.
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- The situation is under control.
- Help will be here soon.
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If you feel scared,
just think of a happy place.
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Your folks ' farm always
seemed to make you happy.
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- I'm having a turd of a day.
- Remember when we were kids...
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your dad used to swing us on that
tyre he hung from that tree?
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We were happy then,
there was room to swing...
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but you couldn't swing
a cat in here!
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Thanks, Molly.
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I don't get this,
how do they know where we were?
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- They can smell us.
- Great!
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- They want to feed off us.
- We 're like spam in a fucking ' can...
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- Good job!
- Are we safe in here?
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No food, too many people.
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- And water, where's your taps?
- No taps down here.
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The bottled water is upstairs.
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You don't want to drink
the tap water.
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Why?
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Tap water is tank water...
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tank water is rain water,
the rain is all part of this attack.
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What?
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And there was this light
coming down from the clouds...
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and it was sucking up
bugs and stuff.
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Well that explains it, a light coming
down sucking up bugs. Bullshit!
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Well, people hallucinate some times
when they panic, I know I do.
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00:32:50,754 --> 00:32:53,885
It's probably just the sunlight
coming through the clouds.
241
00:32:54,081 --> 00:32:55,543
That's what it was.
242
00:32:55,745 --> 00:33:00,601
- That was no sunlight.
- And the meteorites falling? I saw that.
243
00:33:00,801 --> 00:33:02,710
The whole town saw that.
244
00:33:02,913 --> 00:33:05,117
Well, I am no weather girl...
245
00:33:06,145 --> 00:33:09,014
but I am sure this kind of thing
happens all the time.
246
00:34:26,881 --> 00:34:29,336
You're a fisherman.
247
00:34:33,378 --> 00:34:36,247
We used to sell these in my store.
248
00:34:37,089 --> 00:34:40,089
Damn things sold better
than the guns ever did.
249
00:34:43,361 --> 00:34:46,263
It brings me good luck.
250
00:34:46,945 --> 00:34:49,367
And you call this good luck?
251
00:34:54,658 --> 00:34:57,276
I'm still breathing.
252
00:36:42,305 --> 00:36:45,174
- She's one of them!
- No, she's having a baby!
253
00:36:45,377 --> 00:36:49,021
- What baby?
- Get me to the hospital.
254
00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:52,695
- We have to leave.
- No one leaves until I say so.
255
00:36:52,898 --> 00:36:55,865
- We have to get her out of here.
- We've got two cops here.
256
00:36:56,065 --> 00:36:59,709
- They know how to deliver a baby.
- That's right, we do.
257
00:36:59,905 --> 00:37:01,760
- There you go.
- I'm sure you do, Molly.
258
00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:06,742
See if the cervix is dilated and,
Sergeant, you mop up her water.
259
00:37:07,169 --> 00:37:11,031
We 're out of here!
Molly, get her ready now, do it now!
260
00:37:11,234 --> 00:37:14,496
Alright, we 're leaving, let's go.
261
00:37:15,713 --> 00:37:17,404
- We must prepare.
- They 're leaving.
262
00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:21,377
- They'll die, we must stick together.
- We have to take her to the hospital.
263
00:37:21,761 --> 00:37:23,037
That's a girl.
264
00:37:23,618 --> 00:37:25,211
I'm staying here.
265
00:37:27,393 --> 00:37:30,393
- We 're leaving.
- Come, slowly.
266
00:37:31,809 --> 00:37:33,500
Come on!
267
00:37:34,081 --> 00:37:35,870
Come on!
268
00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:39,935
We gotta get her going!
269
00:37:42,753 --> 00:37:45,786
God! Let's get out of here!
270
00:37:46,817 --> 00:37:50,494
You gotta be fucking kidding me,
pal! Put it down!
271
00:37:51,169 --> 00:37:53,241
Put the bag down,
get your hands away!
272
00:37:53,441 --> 00:37:56,703
Get your hands away.
Get up, up, up!
273
00:37:56,897 --> 00:37:59,133
- Where is the car?
- Garage.
274
00:37:59,329 --> 00:38:01,089
- How do we get there?
- Through the kitchen.
275
00:38:01,601 --> 00:38:03,706
- Where are the car keys?
- In the hallway.
276
00:38:04,065 --> 00:38:08,255
- Can we get to them easily?
- Depends on what's still up there.
277
00:38:16,705 --> 00:38:19,574
Remember, I'm in charge.
278
00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:31,424
You go first, big guy.
279
00:39:00,737 --> 00:39:02,264
Empty.
280
00:40:00,801 --> 00:40:02,940
They 're all gone.
281
00:40:12,033 --> 00:40:13,756
Bingo!
282
00:40:17,345 --> 00:40:19,200
The contractions have stopped.
283
00:41:03,937 --> 00:41:06,239
Fuck a dead duck,
you little fucking'... fuck!
284
00:41:56,481 --> 00:41:59,776
These crazy fucking ' pimply faced
fucking ' gang banger!
285
00:41:59,969 --> 00:42:03,744
Fucking come into your fucking '
house, fucking ' unin-fucking '-vited!
286
00:42:20,609 --> 00:42:21,853
Come on!
287
00:42:27,233 --> 00:42:30,713
What's wrong with fucking ' youth
fellowship? What's wrong with it?
288
00:42:30,913 --> 00:42:33,018
Fuck ya, fucking ' fucking ', fucker!
289
00:42:36,929 --> 00:42:38,816
All the way, Rene.
290
00:42:40,609 --> 00:42:43,129
Fucking hell,
you fucking piece of shit!
291
00:42:57,665 --> 00:42:58,665
Fuck!
292
00:42:59,073 --> 00:43:01,673
Die, you fucking ' headless fucking '
mother fucking ' piece of shit!
293
00:43:07,649 --> 00:43:09,951
Take the fucking ' guns, Constable!
294
00:43:54,561 --> 00:43:57,376
See you on the other side, sunshine.
295
00:44:04,961 --> 00:44:06,750
Upstairs to the bathroom now!
296
00:44:07,105 --> 00:44:09,691
Get fucked, prick,
we're heading to the car!
297
00:44:15,297 --> 00:44:18,396
Crap, everyone upstairs now!
298
00:44:46,113 --> 00:44:47,640
Follow me! Follow me!
299
00:44:52,993 --> 00:44:54,815
Backing up! Backing up!
300
00:44:59,361 --> 00:45:00,768
Fuck!
301
00:45:07,489 --> 00:45:09,660
There's so many of them.
302
00:45:15,073 --> 00:45:18,172
These things won't die.
I've never seen anything like it.
303
00:45:18,465 --> 00:45:20,254
Shoot 'em in the brain.
304
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,872
They won't get back up again.
305
00:45:35,169 --> 00:45:37,820
Garage is down there.
306
00:45:42,145 --> 00:45:47,360
We're still the law here. Nobody goes
down until I've checked it out.
307
00:45:48,577 --> 00:45:51,130
On your bike, Constable.
308
00:45:56,097 --> 00:45:58,780
Go on, get down.
309
00:46:38,433 --> 00:46:40,669
What is it, Constable?
310
00:46:43,041 --> 00:46:45,430
What is it, Constable?
311
00:46:52,225 --> 00:46:53,599
It's clear!
312
00:46:56,993 --> 00:46:58,553
Come on down.
313
00:47:42,176 --> 00:47:44,151
Are you okay?
314
00:47:44,352 --> 00:47:46,457
Are you sure?
315
00:48:00,577 --> 00:48:03,294
Shift your arse, pal,
I'm driving this shit box.
316
00:48:03,488 --> 00:48:05,943
Nobody is driving
this shit box but me.
317
00:48:16,353 --> 00:48:18,971
- Take me to Boongabby Hospital.
- It's too far.
318
00:48:20,097 --> 00:48:21,755
I don't want to go back into town.
319
00:48:23,296 --> 00:48:25,183
Hurry up! Let's go!
320
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,706
What are you waiting for?
321
00:48:28,737 --> 00:48:30,166
What are you waiting for?
322
00:48:31,873 --> 00:48:33,335
Just get us out of here!
323
00:49:30,048 --> 00:49:32,666
We 're nearly out of Berkeley now.
324
00:49:32,865 --> 00:49:35,101
Shift your arse, princess.
325
00:49:52,801 --> 00:49:55,103
I'm watching you.
326
00:49:59,808 --> 00:50:02,328
I feel like I'm going to throw up.
327
00:50:04,064 --> 00:50:05,853
Me too.
328
00:50:09,504 --> 00:50:11,446
My God.
329
00:51:08,449 --> 00:51:10,816
This can't be real.
330
00:51:24,192 --> 00:51:26,134
It's metal.
331
00:51:26,337 --> 00:51:28,409
You know, I don't get this.
332
00:51:28,609 --> 00:51:32,057
It takes the council 2 years to fix
a pothole in front of my place...
333
00:51:32,257 --> 00:51:34,745
yet they can knock this up
in a couple of days.
334
00:51:34,944 --> 00:51:36,853
This ain't no council job, Waynie.
335
00:51:38,432 --> 00:51:40,799
Maybe those things built it.
336
00:51:41,089 --> 00:51:42,089
No.
337
00:51:42,976 --> 00:51:45,081
What do you reckon built it then?
338
00:51:46,241 --> 00:51:48,510
I've never seen anything
like this before.
339
00:51:49,312 --> 00:51:53,916
I saw a pineapple twice the size of
a watermelon, but nothing like this.
340
00:51:54,112 --> 00:51:55,290
Aliens.
341
00:51:55,745 --> 00:51:58,909
Here we go again with your crazy-arse
alien story. The whole town...
342
00:51:59,104 --> 00:52:01,406
- is sick of it!
- They 're not aliens...
343
00:52:01,728 --> 00:52:04,314
they 're zombies, okay?
Happy?
344
00:52:07,617 --> 00:52:09,886
We should go back in the van.
345
00:52:11,584 --> 00:52:13,559
That's really gonna help, Wayne.
346
00:52:14,208 --> 00:52:17,274
- Well, what do you reckon?
- We just gotta think calmly.
347
00:52:17,473 --> 00:52:19,262
My God.
We 're trapped.
348
00:52:19,456 --> 00:52:21,398
We 're all gonna die!
We 're all gonna die!
349
00:52:21,792 --> 00:52:24,694
Nobody is dying today,
not on my watch!
350
00:52:31,456 --> 00:52:32,798
We 're okay.
351
00:52:40,576 --> 00:52:42,332
I'm gonna fucking ' climb it.
352
00:52:43,264 --> 00:52:48,479
- What? You don't even know how it is.
- This is not in discussion!
353
00:53:01,472 --> 00:53:03,839
No way are we going back.
354
00:53:05,025 --> 00:53:07,676
Maybe there's an opening
further down.
355
00:53:09,088 --> 00:53:11,030
We 're all fenced in.
356
00:53:12,416 --> 00:53:14,074
Dead set?
357
00:53:15,585 --> 00:53:17,854
Can I have a look?
358
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,953
Doesn't matter,
I climb the poofter here.
359
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:39,189
Sir, do you think that's such a good
idea? You don't look real well.
360
00:53:40,352 --> 00:53:44,214
- Who the fuck is in charge here?
- You don't know what's inside it.
361
00:53:44,833 --> 00:53:48,575
And what about that help
you said was coming?
362
00:53:49,728 --> 00:53:53,951
Constable, collect all their
weapons and hold on to them...
363
00:53:54,912 --> 00:53:56,952
till my return.
364
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,691
Good luck, mate.
365
00:54:20,768 --> 00:54:23,518
I need you to relinquish
your weapons.
366
00:55:51,008 --> 00:55:54,041
Jesus Christ, you're taking
your sweet time, aren't you?
367
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:02,760
The Storm.
368
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:17,975
It's gonna rain.
369
00:56:26,273 --> 00:56:29,885
It's the rain.
I've seen it.
370
00:56:36,256 --> 00:56:37,598
Sergeant!
371
00:56:38,048 --> 00:56:39,641
Sergeant!
372
00:56:40,352 --> 00:56:42,010
It's gonna rain.
373
00:56:43,936 --> 00:56:45,943
Just get in the car.
374
00:56:50,944 --> 00:56:53,083
Come, Molly,
we have to get in the car.
375
00:57:29,088 --> 00:57:31,357
Babe, you're smoking!
376
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,632
Pour this on me!
377
00:58:17,504 --> 00:58:19,130
Take it, take it, hon.
378
00:58:33,632 --> 00:58:35,126
No, she is one of them!
379
00:58:39,872 --> 00:58:41,432
We have to help him.
380
00:58:41,632 --> 00:58:43,290
Fuck him!
381
00:58:56,416 --> 00:58:58,750
He's gone, let's go.
382
00:59:03,488 --> 00:59:04,633
Come on!
383
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:45,531
- Are you burnt?
- No, it doesn't burn, it's weird.
384
01:00:04,416 --> 01:00:06,172
Take it.
385
01:00:09,088 --> 01:00:11,870
Molly turned into
one of those things.
386
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,910
You must have seen her.
387
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,775
Who the hell is that?
388
01:00:39,712 --> 01:00:41,567
It's another one of those zombies.
389
01:00:44,288 --> 01:00:47,703
Let's get out of here.
Come on, let's go!
390
01:00:47,904 --> 01:00:50,140
I wanna go!
391
01:00:51,104 --> 01:00:52,893
Hey, Nut bag, drive.
392
01:01:01,952 --> 01:01:06,709
I can't take this any more,
it's just one monster after another.
393
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,757
Aliens, we must fight them.
394
01:01:09,952 --> 01:01:12,057
Like hell we must!
Keep driving.
395
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,320
I just want to go home.
396
01:01:16,832 --> 01:01:19,199
I'm having a baby.
397
01:01:19,679 --> 01:01:21,981
Molly turned into
one of those things.
398
01:01:22,368 --> 01:01:25,816
- What are you talking about?
- She was normal when I saw her.
399
01:01:27,296 --> 01:01:29,751
Look, I know what I saw.
400
01:01:30,048 --> 01:01:34,009
Fine, Molly turned into
a flying zombie, wonderful!
401
01:01:34,208 --> 01:01:37,274
More importantly, what the hell
was that thing back there?
402
01:01:37,471 --> 01:01:40,951
You reckon it was one of those
Aliens you have been talking about?
403
01:01:41,472 --> 01:01:44,701
- Can't remember what they look like.
- We 're gonna die.
404
01:01:45,824 --> 01:01:48,923
Well, think, it could have been
any poor bastard back there.
405
01:01:49,856 --> 01:01:51,743
I just want my Mum.
406
01:01:53,856 --> 01:01:57,434
- There's gotta to be another way out.
- Damn, Skippy, we 're flying out.
407
01:01:58,335 --> 01:02:01,117
What makes you think
things are better over that wall?
408
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:04,255
- It couldn't be any worse.
- Listen to him...
409
01:02:04,447 --> 01:02:06,651
if we go over the wall,
we should go prepared.
410
01:02:07,296 --> 01:02:11,006
- What do you suggest?
- Well, we need supplies and stuff...
411
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:14,877
- we should stop in town first.
- We should go straight to the airfield...
412
01:02:15,072 --> 01:02:17,527
because those things
could be everywhere.
413
01:02:20,896 --> 01:02:26,842
No, no. Honey, she is right,
we should go back into town.
414
01:02:27,168 --> 01:02:30,015
- This is crazy.
- All right.
415
01:02:31,808 --> 01:02:34,623
Alright, take us into town.
416
01:02:53,152 --> 01:02:55,192
Maybe they all got out in time.
417
01:03:01,984 --> 01:03:05,628
No, we left town
long before anyone else.
418
01:03:10,272 --> 01:03:12,377
Right, get out.
419
01:03:21,184 --> 01:03:25,592
Just stay there.
Can you see anyone?
420
01:03:28,064 --> 01:03:31,577
- You want to get out of here, right?
- Of course.
421
01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:37,241
Watch him, make sure
he doesn't do anything stupid.
422
01:03:38,079 --> 01:03:41,275
And we'll go in there.
423
01:03:41,472 --> 01:03:44,155
Babe, give that gun to Rene.
424
01:03:44,352 --> 01:03:46,840
- No way, I'm not giving it to her.
- Babe...
425
01:03:48,768 --> 01:03:50,972
Give that gun to Rene,
I give you mine.
426
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:55,738
Good girl.
427
01:03:56,992 --> 01:03:59,480
Alright, stick close to me.
428
01:05:23,679 --> 01:05:24,679
Let's shop.
429
01:06:07,072 --> 01:06:10,585
It's warm.
Tastes like camel piss.
430
01:06:41,984 --> 01:06:46,719
Roping two pigs together isn't a talent
fit for winning Miss Catch of the Day!
431
01:06:57,728 --> 01:07:00,248
You know, you act crazy.
432
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:05,214
I'm just doing what I must do.
433
01:07:05,408 --> 01:07:07,513
Why do you believe
you must do anything?
434
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,139
You know why.
435
01:07:10,687 --> 01:07:13,654
- That Alien story of yours.
- Yes, I was attacked.
436
01:07:13,856 --> 01:07:16,409
- I've heard that story before.
- No, you haven't.
437
01:07:18,239 --> 01:07:20,922
I was almost eaten
by their killer fish.
438
01:07:23,008 --> 01:07:25,080
It all seems so crazy.
439
01:07:25,632 --> 01:07:30,454
Giant walls, acid rain, zombies.
440
01:07:33,824 --> 01:07:36,955
Crazy has definitely
come to this town for a visit.
441
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:46,175
After the fish attack
they abducted me.
442
01:07:50,559 --> 01:07:53,309
I must have fought
them off somehow...
443
01:07:53,503 --> 01:07:57,332
I can't remember how,
but they threw me back to earth.
444
01:07:58,751 --> 01:08:02,395
Not only did I survive
the fish attack and the abduction...
445
01:08:02,879 --> 01:08:05,530
I walked away without a scratch.
446
01:08:18,016 --> 01:08:21,562
It's a gift, a power I have.
447
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:25,819
I must use it to fight,
but I can't do it alone.
448
01:08:27,328 --> 01:08:29,662
There is no one left but us four.
449
01:08:30,656 --> 01:08:33,438
Jesus Christ, Babe, could you make
any much fucking ' noise?
450
01:08:33,632 --> 01:08:36,828
The other two are heading down
the same track as the cops.
451
01:08:37,472 --> 01:08:39,806
Think about what you've just seen.
452
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:45,270
I am not crazy, the strongest ones
are always the last ones left.
453
01:08:45,824 --> 01:08:47,766
You have the same strength I have.
454
01:08:48,735 --> 01:08:51,964
I don't feel strong,
I feel sick again.
455
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,934
I think the infection
is in the air now.
456
01:08:57,407 --> 01:08:59,130
Molly?
457
01:08:59,583 --> 01:09:04,318
But time is short,
so you'd better ask yourself.
458
01:09:04,512 --> 01:09:09,368
Are you a fighter, Fish Queen?
Or are you zombie food?
459
01:09:09,568 --> 01:09:12,318
I just want things
to be back to normal again.
460
01:09:15,263 --> 01:09:18,558
- I want my farm back.
- Then take it back.
461
01:09:19,008 --> 01:09:21,528
Take the whole town back.
462
01:09:23,999 --> 01:09:26,039
Alright, let's go.
463
01:09:35,167 --> 01:09:36,596
Stop!
464
01:09:41,727 --> 01:09:45,982
- Stop, save your bullets.
- Mate, where did you hide those?
465
01:10:20,704 --> 01:10:21,882
Go, go!
466
01:13:04,416 --> 01:13:06,587
Come on, let's go.
467
01:13:08,191 --> 01:13:09,980
Come on!
468
01:14:09,471 --> 01:14:11,446
Get in, get in!
Come on!
469
01:14:12,127 --> 01:14:15,422
Come on, come on,
the loopy prick's gone. Get in!
470
01:15:02,495 --> 01:15:04,317
Come on.
471
01:15:07,743 --> 01:15:09,303
God!
472
01:15:10,975 --> 01:15:13,364
It's the rain, get your coat off.
473
01:15:14,463 --> 01:15:16,252
Rene, come on!
474
01:15:20,191 --> 01:15:23,507
- You stay here, alright?
- No, Wayne, please don't go.
475
01:15:23,903 --> 01:15:25,812
I'll be back, alright?
476
01:15:31,679 --> 01:15:33,850
- What are you doing?
- We need this stuff.
477
01:15:34,879 --> 01:15:36,537
Here, take this.
478
01:15:58,687 --> 01:16:00,214
Wayne!
479
01:16:17,663 --> 01:16:19,997
Come on!
480
01:16:20,191 --> 01:16:21,653
Come on!
481
01:16:40,318 --> 01:16:42,489
Who are you, what's going on?
482
01:16:46,975 --> 01:16:48,917
Wayne!
483
01:18:01,119 --> 01:18:02,199
Come on!
484
01:22:36,446 --> 01:22:38,169
Shit!
485
01:22:49,374 --> 01:22:50,836
Molly?
486
01:24:56,446 --> 01:24:58,835
I'm over the wall!
487
01:25:12,639 --> 01:25:16,283
- We have an explosion.
- Roger. Going to investigate.
488
01:25:36,222 --> 01:25:39,386
Send help over here.
I've found a body.
489
01:25:41,791 --> 01:25:43,831
We need assistance,
We need assistance!
490
01:25:46,942 --> 01:25:49,495
Over here!
There's somebody over here!
491
01:25:54,943 --> 01:25:59,450
We've found a body,
looks like a police officer.
492
01:26:05,406 --> 01:26:09,235
- There's nobody else?
- We've found one victim...
493
01:26:09,439 --> 01:26:10,813
looks like the pilot.
494
01:26:36,638 --> 01:26:39,321
Stay behind the barricades.
495
01:26:41,438 --> 01:26:45,464
If you go through the barricade,
you'll be shot.
496
01:29:42,590 --> 01:29:46,005
If you go through the barricade
you Will be shot!
497
01:29:46,846 --> 01:29:48,220
We Will open fire!
498
01:30:25,566 --> 01:30:28,533
The Army is preventing anyone
from entering or leaving...
499
01:30:28,734 --> 01:30:29,781
the town of Berkeley.
500
01:30:29,982 --> 01:30:32,316
Those who broke through
the blockade this morning...
501
01:30:32,510 --> 01:30:35,357
are now quarantined along with
the rest of the town's residents.
502
01:30:35,550 --> 01:30:37,917
It is believed that fragments
from the Nierle comet...
503
01:30:38,110 --> 01:30:40,728
created a meteor shower
over the township.
504
01:30:40,926 --> 01:30:43,609
No evidence of the alleged plague
sweeping through the town...
505
01:30:43,806 --> 01:30:46,970
has been reported since
the departure of the Alien craft.
506
01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:49,849
At this point we can confirm
that Berkeley...
507
01:30:50,046 --> 01:30:53,875
is the only community to be
bombarded with these fragments.
508
01:31:07,070 --> 01:31:09,241
It's a boy.
509
01:31:10,238 --> 01:31:13,434
- He's fine.
- Good.
510
01:31:21,534 --> 01:31:24,087
I'm sure Wayne will be okay.
511
01:32:24,478 --> 01:32:26,747
Nurse, nurse!
512
01:32:27,070 --> 01:32:29,274
I've been shot.
Someone shot me!
513
01:32:29,470 --> 01:32:31,193
Someone shot me!
514
01:32:31,518 --> 01:32:33,241
Someone shot me!
515
01:32:33,438 --> 01:32:35,293
All those people...
516
01:32:36,158 --> 01:32:38,776
they wouldn't have died
if we didn't shoot them.
517
01:32:40,670 --> 01:32:42,809
I think you are forgetting
the whole thing...
518
01:32:43,006 --> 01:32:46,650
when they were trying to rip off
our heads and suck out our brains.
519
01:32:53,694 --> 01:32:57,207
Your wounds from the fish attack
that magically heeled...
520
01:32:58,078 --> 01:33:00,729
the rain did that, didn't it?
521
01:33:03,262 --> 01:33:06,458
Aliens are the saviours, not us.
522
01:33:08,190 --> 01:33:13,493
One day you're out on your boat,
you get attacked by zombie fish.
523
01:33:14,462 --> 01:33:16,153
They munch at your face...
524
01:33:16,350 --> 01:33:20,660
like you are the main course
at a crazy country boy buffet.
525
01:33:21,245 --> 01:33:25,107
You walk away,
tell the town your story...
526
01:33:25,310 --> 01:33:29,271
they think you're mad,
everyone thinks you're mad.
527
01:33:29,885 --> 01:33:32,219
You think I'm mad.
528
01:33:32,414 --> 01:33:35,196
- No, you're not mad.
- It happens again...
529
01:33:35,390 --> 01:33:38,390
this time it's not zombie fish,
it's zombie Berkeley.
530
01:33:39,166 --> 01:33:41,206
But this time I'm prepared.
531
01:33:41,405 --> 01:33:44,754
I'm ready to fight whatever
they can throw at me.
532
01:33:45,150 --> 01:33:47,768
Still, I wasn't strong enough.
533
01:33:48,414 --> 01:33:52,156
The strongest ones are always
the last ones left.
534
01:33:52,606 --> 01:33:56,086
If that's not me, it must be you.
535
01:33:57,566 --> 01:33:59,508
I'm just a Fish Queen,
nothing more.
536
01:33:59,710 --> 01:34:04,314
If that was the case, you wouldn't
have battled the Undead and lived.
537
01:34:04,510 --> 01:34:08,285
You would have been the entree
on asmorgasboard of brain food.
538
01:34:12,733 --> 01:34:14,838
Take care, Marion.
539
01:34:56,926 --> 01:35:00,155
- Brings me good luck.
- You call this good luck?
540
01:35:32,765 --> 01:35:35,864
The outbreak moved faster
this time.
541
01:35:39,166 --> 01:35:42,199
It spread so quickly,
it couldn't be stopped.
542
01:35:42,398 --> 01:35:45,398
It spread beyond Berkeley
and across the country.
543
01:35:46,109 --> 01:35:49,338
Those that I could save from
the Medical Centre are here now.
544
01:35:50,174 --> 01:35:54,298
Safe.
At least for the time being.
545
01:36:07,998 --> 01:36:11,740
The last couple of months
have been nothing but clear skies.
546
01:36:11,998 --> 01:36:15,642
The Aliens haven't come back,
maybe some day they Will.
547
01:36:17,150 --> 01:36:20,379
Until then,
I must contain the infection.
548
01:36:21,406 --> 01:36:24,123
Sallyanne said that my first duty
as Catch of the Day winner...
549
01:36:24,318 --> 01:36:27,035
is to preserve the best interests
of the town.
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