Original subtitles

( theme music playing )

Okay, Luche, you got 212.

Perleman, you got cab 814.

Susman, you got

Nine fifty-one.

And Zelinko, you got cab 636, and wash it!

Come on. Come on.

Let's get this garage moving here.

Latka.

It hurts me to see you not working.

It makes me want to press a nerve in your neck.

( speaking native language )

Says you.

Did you fix this cab?

( speaking native language )

It's all fixed?

Let me take a look here.

I don't need that.

Everything works?

( speaking native language )

Whistle-clean?

( weak whistle )

So there's nothing more to do.

Ooh!

Now you can put that back.

And you know why I did that, Latka?

\hBecause you are a terrible person.

Yes.

I'm telling you, Tony.

I booked $120.

Never.

Hey, man. It's the truth.

Now, I was really hot tonight, and I booked $110.

Now, what can I tell you?

The truth.

You know, I can't believe it.

I just can't believe the man's standing here

telling me to my face that I can't book $100.

I mean, I just can't believe it.

Oh, man, you always lie about your bookings.

On whose life?

On whose life should I swear

that I booked $90, huh?

On whose life?

Hey, Bob, what'd you book?

Eighty.

LOUIE: Hey, Rieger!

Haul your sweaty carcass \hover here this second.

Did you detect mellowing?

( gravely voice ): All right, Louie.

I'm coming.

Hey, John, how you doing?

\h\h\hWell, I'm trying to figure this out...

Look... I'm going to have to let

your buddy John go.

I thought I'd tell you first, 'cause he's

your boy.

You brought him in,

so I'm giving you the choice.

I can leave a note in his pay envelope

saying "You're through, loser."

That's the nice way.

Or I could simply...

Look, Louie, Louie.

All I ask is give him \h\h\h\h\h\hsome time.

He'll get his bookings up.

No way.

Come on, Louie. Be fair.

And start a precedent?

All right, look.

You lose him, you lose me.

Got it?

Whoo! A threat.

I heard a threat.

And I'm your best booker.

\h\h\hOoh, a threat with an explanation.

Louie...

he goes, I go.

A threat that worked.

\h\h\h\h\h\hBanta, I got a phone message for you.

Yeah? What was it?

You know the rules.

Give me a buck.

( mumbling )

Here's a dollar.

Your gym called.

Oh! What'd they say?

That information

will cost you another buck.

Here's another buck.

They didn't say nothing.

\h\hWell, if they're so unhappy with me,

why haven't they let me go?

\hJohn, that possibility has not been overlooked.

\hGee, I didn't know it was that serious.

Alex, if I lose this job, I'll have to drop out of school...

All right, come on, come on, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hjust relax.

Look, you're not that far \h\h\h\h\hfrom making it.

All you need is a little \h\h\h\h\hstreet savvy--

I mean, something that only \hexperience can teach you.

All right, now look, the first thing you got to know...

Hey, you guys talking dirty?

No.

Oh.

Alex is just teaching me some taxi tricks

he's learned over the years.

Yeah, this might be good for you, too.

Come on, sit down. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSure.

Now don't feel bad if you don't know this stuff.

This is ten years talking to you now.

Okay, now, first, \h\hyour airports.

The best day to go to the airport is Sunday,

because the traffic is light, \h\h\h\hand the wait is short.

There are also times

you shouldn't go to the airport.

Now, not many people know this...

\h\h\hHey, hey, hey... you want a great tip?

Here it is.

Never pick up a cripple.

Louie! That is the rottenest \h\h\h\hthing I ever heard.

You know, I'm not even going \hto bother to tell you why,

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbut first of all, you don't call them "cripples."

\h\h\h\hYou call them "handicapped persons."

You're right. I'm embarrassed.

ELAINE: Okay.

Okay, John, forget what I said.

The people you should never pick up

are handicapped persons.

The reason is, in the time it takes you

to help one of them in and out of your cab,

you could pick up maybe ten guys

who could get in and out all by themselves.

So, no handicapped persons.

Cabs are only for people who can walk.

You have to forgive Louie.

He's himself today.

Hey, great news! I just called the gym.

They want me to spar with Carlos Navarone.

The champ?

Oh, wow!

Imagine, the champ \hhitting my face.

Wow, hey, this is real.

I've never seen anything \h\h\h\hlike this before.

♪ Down in the valley ♪

♪ Where the green grass grows ♪

♪ There sat Elaine, pretty as a... ♪

Hey, it was just a joke, you know.

I was just being silly.

Hey, come on.

Haven't you ever felt like being silly?

Well, good luck on your career.

( conversing quietly )

I don't know, I still think

we went a little bit overboard with the present.

I mean, uh, what's the big deal here?

It's a big deal to Tony. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah.

Yeah, yeah, I guess. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI...

Well, at least it was smart \h\hgetting him a robe, huh?

\h\hHe can wear it when he's fighting

and when he's convalescing.

Hey, here's our man now. Hey, Tony! \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTony!

Tony!

Hey, Tony!

Gee, it's great to see you guys.

\hUh, listen, Tony, we got you something

to commemorate the occasion.

It's from everybody down at the garage

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hexcept for, uh, Louie, Vince, Charlie, and Ed.

They refused to cough up.

( giggling )

Aw, man.

My name, too!

Oh, it's okay.

You know, I was going to put, like, "Killer Banta,"

"Tiger Banta..."

No, no, I found it's best not to wear a robe

that makes your opponent crazy.

Well, come on, try it on.

Yeah. I'll help you.

Ooh, ooh.

Ooh, turn around.

Beautiful!

Beautiful.

Oh, man.

BOBBY: Feels good, huh?

You know, I never had a robe before, of my own.

I'd go in with just a towel wrapped around my neck.

Once, the announcer said:

"In this corner, Holiday Inn."

I guess what I'm trying to say is thanks.

Aw, well.

Mr. Banta.

Here. Oh...

Jerry Martin.

Oh, sure, I read about you in the papers, Mr. Martin.

Hey, this is the champ's manager and these are my friends.

Elaine Nardo. \h\h\h\hHi, How do you do?

Jerry Martin.

And Alex Rieger.

Hi.

Jerry Martin.

And Bobby Wheeler.

Jerry Martin.

Hi. How you doing, man?

Look, what's your name, son?

Anthony Mark Banta.

I see.

And, uh, what do your friends call you, son?

Tony.

What would you like me to call you, son?

I like "son."

Well, you'll be going next

and today, we're using \hthe 16-ounce glove.

Let me help you with those.

\h\h\h\hYou'll be going three rounds with Carlos

and I'd like you to concentrate, \h\h\hif you will, on the body.

We're trying to toughen \h\h\h\hthe midsection.

That's fine, but I think I \h\h\h\h\hbetter warn you.

I've got a pretty good \h\h\h\h\h\hleft hand.

Do you?

Well, you know, I just didn't want to surprise him with it.

I'm going to let him know.

I still can't believe it.

\hMe in the same ring with Carlos Navarone.

His last fight,

\h\h\hI couldn't get in the same stadium.

Hey, what about your headgear?

Hey, man, I'm a pro.

I've fought dozens \h\h\h\hof times.

You know, what do I need to, uh...

We all wear them.

JERRY: Son!

Son!

He's calling you over there.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSon! Oh, yeah, Jerry.

Okay, see you.

Yeah. Go ahead, Tony.

Have a good time, huh?

Now listen, I want to see you \h\hreally work on the inside.

\hKeep banging away at that midsection.

Remember, we got less \h\h\h\h\hthan a week,

so let's really pull \h\h\hout the stops.

( bell rings )

Hey, Alex, could you help me with this robe?

Oh, yeah.

Go!

No.

Not yet.

ELAINE: Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Try it from the gloves.

Try it from... right... \h\h\h\h\hLet me do it!

I told you to get big sleeves.

\h\hAll the ones with big sleeves

had Japanese paintings \h\h\h\h\h\h\hon them.

Excuse me, can I try something?

( fabric ripping )

Oh...

This is humiliating.

JERRY: Okay, get going.

Okay.

( bell rings )

ELAINE: Come on, Tony.

You look good.

ALEX: Hit another left.

Come on, Tony! All right!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCome on, baby. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCome on, baby. Come on, Tony.

( whooping )

ALEX: Come on!

Inside! Inside!

Inside! Inside!

No, oh-oh!

( whooping )

He looks pretty good in there, huh?

Yeah! Almost not embarrassing.

Hey, you know, I bet you it's like

who you're in there with, you know?

I mean, like, like, when I act with a real pro, I get better.

Yeah, it's the same

with tennis.

When I play with an "A" player, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI get better.

Yeah, it's the same with sex.

You get better?

They do.

All right, son.

Go for the body. \h\h\hThe body.

ALEX: Did you see that?

He knocked him down!

\hChamp, I'm sorry I hit you so hard.

It's all right, kid. \h\h\h\h\hForget it.

( whooping )

( singing in native language )

( singing continues )

Latka!

Cheer down.

Louie...

Louie...

What?

Got tell you something.

What?

I in love.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Louie! Louie!

What?

Meet girl...

then we go out...

then...

Wait.

Dining...

Eh... dancing

Then go my place

then...

Wait.

Word not here.

I get the picture.

And that's not love.

That's lust.

No love?

No love.

Better.

I'm teaching you good.

\h\h\h\h\hAlways remember, lust is better than love.

Okay. Thank you very much.

Okay.

Hey, Latka, how's it going?

I in lust.

What else is new?

( clearing throat )

Ooh, Nardo!

You had a good night.

I had you pegged for a washout.

So sorry to disappoint you.

I don't know what's going on.

Women cabbies booking a lot.

A bum fighter gets a fight \h\hwith a major contender

just because he gets in one lucky punch.

The world's gone crazy.

I think it's the spray cans.

\h\h\h\h\hHere he is, ladies and gentlemen:

\h\hpound for pound, the greatest fighter

I know personally--

Tony "One Punch" Banta!

( all cheering )

( all singing Rocky theme )

All right, All right.

No dancing in the garage.

Hey, how you feel, Tony?

Oh, I feel great.

Man, this is the biggest week of my life.

( whooping )

You know what I'm going to do?

What? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBuy a new cup.

\h\hYou sure know how to celebrate.

Hey, Tony, this Frankie Wallace--

I hear he's pretty good.

You know how good he is? I looked up his record.

And?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHe's so good you can look up his record.

\hYou know, Ring Magazine's got him eighth in the world.

I'm not even eighth in the gym.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, who got the big fight?

Me.

Who's getting paid 1,500 bucks?

Me.

Who floored the champ?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMe. Well?

I got a shot.

( all cheering )

Baloney.

Once a bum, always a bum.

Oh, yeah? Yeah?

I say Tony's got a good chance.

I know he's got a good chance. \h\h\h\h\h\hI say he can win.

Want to bet?

Well, uh...

( laughing )

( laughing )

All right, I'll bet.

How much?

Five dollars.

Whoo, Mr. Big Booker bets \h\h\h\hfive whole dollars

\h\h\h\hon his friend who he's sure is going to win.

All right, all right, a hundred bucks.

Money in the bank.

\h\h\hI hope you're going to be at the fight, Louie.

I'd like to collect \h\h\h\hon the spot.

You're going to give up \h\h\h\ha Friday night--

the busiest night of the week--

\h\h\h\h\h\hto go watch the macaroni pony fight?

Yeah, and you know what?

Everybody from the garage is going to be there.

You think for friendship they're going to do that?

\h\hNot where the old pocketbook's involved.

Tomorrow night, I'll be up to my ears in drivers

as per usual.

\h\hAll right, Belson, I know you're hiding.

Come on out, Cohen.

Let's hit the streets.

All right, Beniquez, \h\h\h\hin the cab.

Let's go.

Nobody.

I was sure someone would show.

Latka!

Is anybody here?

Is anybody here?

Nobody's here.

Nobody's here.

♪ From this moment on ♪

♪ You and I, babe ♪

♪ We'll be riding high, babe ♪

♪ Every care is gone ♪

Come on, take it home now!

♪ From this... ♪

Hip, hip, hip!

♪ Moment on. ♪

Yeah!

Always wanted to do that.

You know, Alex, I still can't believe I'm here.

Ever since I'm 14, not a day goes by

I don't spend three hours \h\h\h\h\h\h\hin the gym.

Yeah?

I thought I'd win the Golden Gloves.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah? I didn't.

I thought I'd win the Olympics.

I didn't.

I didn't even see the Olympics. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMy set blew out.

\h\h\h\hYou ever try to listen to the Olympics on the radio?

Ah, but it doesn't matter.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt's all okay, 'cause it got me here today.

Hey, how did it happen?

I guess it's destiny, huh?

Well, personally, I think it's my management.

Boy, this is a bigger fight than I thought.

The Bee Gees are singing the National Anthem.

No kidding?

Oh, you son of a gun.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIsn't he something? You win this fight,

you're never going to have to drive a cab again.

You're gonna be the first one to make it out of the garage.

Aw, I can't be the first one.

Paulie made it.

I'm not sure that shingling houses with your father-in-law

counts for making it.

Get ready, Banta.

There's a guy in there bleeding like a pig.

I think they're going to stop it.

You know, I like the theater better.

They just say "five minutes."

Hey, uh... good luck.

Thanks, Bob.

It's okay, Tone.

Hey, Champ, you came.

Yeah, I just wanted to wish you good luck.

Oh, thanks. Hey, Mr. Martin, how are you?

How you doing?

CARLOS: I see you still got that great robe.

Oh, yeah.

Those are nice vents you got there.

Hey, hey, and don't worry about your title.

I won't be ready for a couple years yet,

but when I am, look out.

Right, and, uh, hey, listen, thanks.

For what?

You know, that little trick in the gym.

What do you mean?

Hey, didn't he know?

I guess it's okay to tell him now.

It's real simple, kid.

We were taking in less money than we should

because Carlos is considered unbeatable.

So having him sit down when you punched him

during the sparring match helped us out.

Hey, run that by me again.

You didn't knock down the champ.

I don't believe you. I hit you good.

You're just trying to cover up

with some crummy story

'cause you don't like being knocked down

by somebody with no record.

Yeah, I think we made a mistake.

I don't believe it! I hit you good!

With what?

A left hook to the body.

I'll show you. Hit me.

If I hit you, you'll go down \h\hlike you did in the gym.

Come on, hit me.

You keep it up, \h\hand I will.

\h\hYou're sure you don't mind?

( grunting )

Man, what a dirty trick, building me up like that.

Man, I'm going to teach \h\h\hthis guy a lesson.

You only get one for free.

No, Tony, Tony, Tony.

Now, Mr. Navarone,

you have no idea how frightened I am right now.

Hey, Tony, I can't even hold him.

Look, now, why don't you just laugh this off, huh?

Let him go!

I'll let him go. \h\h\hGo ahead.

\h\h\h\hYou crazy, Tony? Yeah!

Okay, Banta, your turn to fight.

What's wrong with him?

Hey, don't you know enough

not to interrupt a man at prayer?

Hey, you all right?

Hey, would you give me \h\h\ha hand with him?

Sure.

You think you'll be able to go ahead with the fight?

I think I'll be all right if I could just

stay away from him for the first couple of rounds.

Yeah.

Hey, but don't say anything.

Oh, no, I won't.

Hey, who are you, anyway?

Your opponent.

Nice to meet you.

What's your name?

Tony Banta.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Stick to the easy ones.

I came late.

What happened?

I lost.

I know.

I saw every minute.

Here's your 100 bucks, Louie.

Ah, come on, are you kidding?

\hI was rooting for him myself.

Come on, I lost, I want to pay up.

Come on, are you kidding?

We're from the same garage.

\h\h\h\h\h\hThis is the last time I'm going to offer you.

Gimme.

Well, maybe I won't be \h\h\h\hthe first guy

to make it out of the garage...

but I'm going to make it.

\h\h\h\hI'm going to get a rematch with this guy

\h\h\hand I'm going to be right back here fighting.

And I'm going to be right back here managing you.

And I'm going to be here rooting for you.

And I'm going to be here.

And I'm going to be here.

And I'm going to be here-- \h\h\h\hmaking a fortune.

( theme music playing )

WOMAN: Night, Mr. Walters.

( grunts )