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I'm sorry.

I'll clean up.

Tomorrow.

I'll do it tomorrow.

Please forgive me.

So it was today?

So these furniture are these big.

Nishino?

Oh.

Hosomi.

Good evening.

Ah.

Sorry.

You can't get through, huh? Sorry!

Um... Wait a sec...

Oh no, oh no, oh no, Oki-no-wan Rail!

A super sparkly guy's way is

being obstructed by my furniture.

Ah, go ahead and step on them.

Would you like me to help?

What?

If you don't mind that is.

I don't mind.

Let me then.

They only really just need to put inside.

Ah! Wait, hold on!

Ah, can I just use a quickle wiper?

Happy Kanako's Killer Life

Episode 6

So you're saying your neighbor is a hottie?!

Yeah, really~

Whoa, it's just like a drama!

What's he like? What's his orientation? What's his work?

No, I don't know anything yet.

He just helped me put my furniture inside.

He brought them in?

Then?

Just that!

You offered him tea?

No.

Have you asked him to assemble the furniture?

No way, no way!

Those kinds of dazzling guys

are just meant to date influencers or someone like Ai Tominaga.

Kanako.

If you keep eating parfaits all the time, don't you start craving pickles?

I'm a pickle?

No, that's not it. It's like this.

Um...

Isn't an old, cozy pajama more relaxing than stiff, formal clothes?

I'm a worn-out pajama?

In a good way, I mean that in a very good way.

In a good way, but like, the opposite?

Yeah! Think of it this way. Um...

I-It's like finding more joy in a cave than in a mansion.

Like it's more exciting?

Yeah, exciting.

Like it's something unknown and kind of scary.

In a good way, though?

Yeah, in a good way.

Oh, Nishino. How's your new place?

It's really nice!

I wonder if the Feng Shui sense in it is good.

Like, I can feel the strong energy.

Hm?

I'm talking about the hitman after you.

I'm asking if you have you noticed anything strange.

Oh, that?

What?

Uh, no, um...

Got it! I'll do my best!

What's with her?

Let me know now.

I'm still investigating.

Any info about K?

I'm still investigating.

The client is in a hurry.

I'm currently in contact with K's mediator.

I'll send backup.

No need. Leave it to me.

No way, no way, arma-no-dillo!

Am I being followed?

A hitman?

Some creep?

What should I do?

Nishino!

I knew it was you.

Hosomi.

Let's go home together.

Ah, okay!

Um, thank you.

Huh?

Well, I just felt like I was being followed.

It was scary.

Right?

But I'm glad.

Huh?

Honestly, if I mistook you for a different person, I'd just make a run for it.

That's even scarier!

Huh? You think so?

Yeah, definitely!

Should we assemble your furniture?

What?

I have a Makita.

Makita?

Whirr!

Whoa!

Whoa, amazing!

Wanna try it?

Yeah.

That's it!

Makita.

Ready, set...

Ah, it would be better if it's over there.

Ah, wait a sec.

Okay.

Maybe I'll go with putting it over there.

Over there?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Oh, but...

Let's turn around.

Ah, turn around.

Go back for a bit.

Go back.

What should I do?

Ah, went too far.

Should we put it down for now?

Finish them! Finish them!

Finish, finish, finish, finish, finish them!

Oh, that's my nephew's.

Finish them! Finish them!

That one's my niece's.

Finish, finish, finish, finish them!

As for those...

Finish...

Those belonged to my late grandfather.

Thank you very much, really.

Bye then.

Ah!

See you again.

We're neighbors, after all.

Yeah.

You should say "I should properly thank you"!

Do it!

Okay.

You should say "I should properly thank you".

You're not really pushing through it!

No, I'm gonna push through it.

Huh?

It's only proper that you return the favor as thanks.

Ah. Yes, Sir.

Right?

Go to his place.

Okay, thank you very much.

That's right.

Is that woman K's mediator?

If so, you should hurry and...

I told you to leave it to me, right?

Let's ask him tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow's better.

Daytime is better, right? Yeah.

Good evening.

Whoa!

Do you need something?

Um.

Um, as thanks for the other day, here.

Uh, this isn't much, really.

Uh, for today, let’s just leave it at that.

Thank you!

Oh, they're sweets.

I hope it suits your taste.

Good night.

Nishino.

Huh?

Can I ask you one more favor?

What?

Finish them! Finish them!

Finish, finish, finish, finish, finish them!

Silver Blade!

Ah, there's Silver!

Go! Silver!

Shoot...

Shoot me!

Silver...

Silver!

- Silver! - Silver! - Silver!

Silver.

Silver...

Silver!

Sorry.

I never thought Silver would fall into darkness and die.

He was the biggest believer in justice, after all!

Is that so?

The movie was nice.

Thank you very much.

I think Silver would... be happy too...

Nishino.

Yes?

I know this isn't the best time, but...

I like you, Nishino. Please be my girlfriend.

A problem has occurred and we will restart your computer

What do you think?

Please take care of me as your girlfriend.

I'm so happy.

Let's go eat.

I want to get married!

I don't think I'll ever love anyone more than this!

Whoa, whoa.

That's way too fast!

Go out with him for at least a year first.

There's still a lot you don't know about him.

He plays coop games.

He loves gardening.

He studied too hard as a kid.

So he doesn't know much about the real world.

That's right. You already told me those earlier.

Hm?

Some weird guy...!

Came up and he rescued you.

He called you "Nishino." You already told me.

We watched a movie!

You already said that.

But there are still secrets you haven't told each other, right?

Hmmm...

Excuse me! One double Hakushu highball, please!

Coming right up!

Marriage?!

Shouldn't you take some time to see how things go for about two years?

Two years?!

Yeah.

Even an apartment has a two-year contract, right?

Right...

Do you want us to take care of him?

We'll make sure to...

No, it's alright!

Marriage?

You should at least date for three years and live together after...

No, no, no, no.

I-It's just a hypothetical question.

If for example, in the future...

I met someone like that...

As long as you can keep it a secret, it's fine if you quit the company.

Quit?

Think of it carefully.

Yes, Sir.

Okay...

That aside, is it okay for me to leave the office now?

I have dinner plans later.

Okay.

Thank you very much!

I'm off!

Goodbye!

She sure is popular.

Was that harassment too?

Just pulling your gun?

Whoa!

You did all these?

Yeah, that's right.

Sorry.

I forgot the drinks, I'll go buy for a sec.

Huh? I'll go do it.

It's fine.

Just wait here.

I'll be right back.

What, what, what, what did I just dodo?!

I ended up in his place!

Would you tell him that you're a hitman?

Hmm...

This ornament sure is stylish!

You think so?

Isn't it creepy?

Maybe he's his friend.

Oh, it's this kind of thing is nice!

If I hide a gun here at my place...

Am I imagining things?

Nope, it's real.

A lot sure was inside it.

I'm back.

Hosomi.

Convenience stores these days have pretty good wine.

Is red wine okay?

Hey, what's the meaning of this?

I got some beer too.

Want beer instead?

Are you...

...the hitman after me?

Yeah.

Of course!

Someone as amazing as you

would never fall for me.

If I had thought about it for a second, I'd know.

Somehow, I just got the wrong idea.

How embarrassing!

So, what should we do now?

Are you going to kill me?

I don't have a gun right now anyway.

I won't.

Let's get married.

What?

I want you to marry me.

At first, I was going to kill you.

That was the order I was told to.

But I got interested in you.

You're a top-class assassin and yet you're just a normal girl.

Before I knew it you were all I could think about.

I was raised as an assassin and that's all I've ever known.

But, you know, my dream is...

...to be normal.

To get normally married, work a normal job...

And normally raise kids.

If you're with me, that dream can come true.

We're both assassins, you know.

We'll both quit, of course.

I'll give my client a fake corpse.

That way, they'll think K is dead.

It'll be fine.

I promise it'll work.

I'll make K disappear.

Wait, let me process this for a second.

Yesterday, you went to his place for the first time.

Yeah...

And he proposed to you there.

Yeah...

Sorry, but I don't see any problem at all.

I mean, I did say it's too soon.

But you said it yourself that you want to get married.

But there's a lot going on.

What do you mean, "a lot"?

If I don't understand that part, I can't help you.

About that...

Umm...

Actually, I'm an assassin.

And...

He's an assassin too, so I thought,

it's lucky of me, right?

But when we get married he wants me to quit being an assassin.

And if I refuse, he might need to kill me.

But actually...

I'm supposed to kill him too...

What kind of metaphor is this?

Ah... Well...

If it were me, I'd quit.

I mean if I don't, I'll get killed, right?

By an assassin.

But if...

I stop being an assassin...

What will I become?

Yeah...

Seriously, what is this metaphor?

Excuse me...

Sakurai.

If...

If I quit...

That was croaky scary.

I'm sorry about that!

Um...

If I quit...

Would you...

...have more fun at work?

I'll kill you.

I never thought about fun in work...

...not until recently.

Hey, hitmen!

Where are you?! Hey!

Let's go kill them!

Yes, Sir!

Welcome.

This looks terrible.

Yeah.

It's not personal.

Meaning?

The company uses pro assassins.

They get the job done in one hit.

The target is a pro too.

K?

Their style is different.

That was meant to look like a warning.

It's an internal dispute.

Can you tell the gun they used?

Yeah, I can tell right away.

Forensics!

You're kidding.

It was the same gun!

Huh?

The same as the one who attacked Nishino!

He killed someone and ran!

Nishino is not answering her phone!

So, tell me her addre...

Damn...

Damn it!

Hurry, Sakurai!

Looks like you're unarmed.

Which means...

Can I take that as a good sign?

Hosomi.

Yeah?

Hosomi.

What do you like about me?

Let's see...

I like how normally cute you are, I guess.

Can you call it normal and cute when I am a hitman?

Nishino.

I really do love you.

It's okay.

You and I can have a normal, happy life together.

What even is "normal"?

The "normal" I know

is totally exhausting.

You have to squeeze into packed trains.

You have to deal with gropers, and it's scary.

You can't even kill your power harassing boss.

Even if you have a baby...

If they cry on the train,

some jerk will yell at you.

Even if you work at a store,

if some weirdo picks a fight with you,

even when it's not your fault, you still have to apologize and say "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Hosomi...

Can you actually live that "normal" life?

It's because...

I couldn't do it.

That's why I've come this far.

Nishino...

My happiness is...

...this life as an assassin.

I really loved you...

You should have known already...

If you'd paid more attention...

You would've known I was gonna kill you...

At least when you're gonna kill me...

Look at me closely!

Okay, got it.

Leave the rest to me.

Nishino.

Maybe he wanted you

to be the one to kill him.

Don't think too much about it.

Huh?

You just did what you had to do.

Aaaah!

Idiot!

Idiot, idiot!

Like I'd die so easily!

I am...!

The assassin...!

Kanako Nishino!

Sakurai!

Next stop, karaoke!

I'll kill you!

You could just went home for today, at least.

It turned out okay, huh?

Nishino is safe.

Yeah.

To think I thought she was weak.

Nishino is strong.

I can tell.

She said she's fine while dumping you over a call after all.

Well...

Someone out there probably likes a predictable,

simple-minded guy like you somewhere.

Yeah...

Nishino said something similar.

That she was closer than I thought.

What's this? What are they?

What's wrong?

From now on, please take care of me

I know I'm like this, but forgive me with a smile

Always cherish me, okay?

Because I come with a lifetime guarantee

Kanako Nishino

Non

Sakurai

Taisuke Fujigaya

Takehara

Yuma Yamoto

Omori

Hirona Yamazaki

Voices of the Animals

Asuka Saito

Voice of the Preview & Silver

Fumihiko Tachiki

Kiyomi

Yuka Sugai

Otaki Group Boss

Shun Sugata

Kanako's Mother

Tae Kimura

Hosomi

Akihisa Shiono

Boss

Atsuro Watabe

A new chapter begins to Happy Kanako!

Kanako starts a new life in Paris, but Manote...

Meanwhile, in Dubai, Sakura receives orders from the boss in Hawaii.

The stage shifts to a luxurious cruise ship...

Where it all unfolds...

An assassination battle!

Happy Kanako's Killer Life!

Season Two!

Catch the rest on Netflix!

Tudum!

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