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Takehara.

Why would we, in the detective division,

bother coming here on a Sunday morning

to a suicide scene?

Do we need to?

The deceased is a man in his 40s, working at an ad agency.

No suicide note.

Ruled as suicide due to overwork.

So?

Actually, this guy

was notorious for workplace harassment.

He pushed a subordinate to quit right before he died.

In the past, one of his subordinates even killed themselves.

So?

Do you really think someone like him would commit suicide?

A head-first dive?

Who knows.

Maybe he got called out for harassment, took it to heart, and broke down.

Omori, listen.

Lately, the accidents and incidents happening around here all share a certain pattern.

A pattern?

Remember the college student who fell down the station stairs and died?

He was a serial rapist.

Female college students had filed complaints.

And the car that exploded in flames two days ago.

The car is from underground ring linked to the Yakuza.

Are you saying the victims were people who "deserved" to die?

You don't think it's just a coincidence?

Yeah.

Coincidence, huh...

From this emergency staircase,

trace cleaning agents were detected.

The same kind used indoors.

That workplace bully threw his cigarette here,

and someone cleaned up this filthy staircase.

This guy...

...was killed first.

Wait...

So they cleaned up after killing him

and made it look like a suicide?

That means...

A pro did this.

This was probably done by someone who has zero hesitation in taking lives.

A professional hitman.

Finisher Sentai Todomenger!

Finisher Sentai

Todomenger

Having weekends off is nice.

Get them!

I'll shoot from here!

He's shooting from a distance!

That's dirty!

You Hitman Monster!

That's right!

Red! We must use a finisher!

Good idea!

That's right.

Finisher!

Finishing Guns!

It would have been a shot from over there.

Warriors of justice who won't get evil get away!

Warriors of justice!

- Todomenger! - Todomenger!

A "warrior of justice," you say?

Happy Kanako's Killer Life

Episode 2

Finish them! Finish them!

Finish them!

Todo Todo Todo Todomenger!

I told you, I'm returning it!

It's not the one I ordered!

I apologize.

Since you have eaten it...

A complainer?

I don't care! I'm not asking!

Didn't I tell you to put a cheese flavored one!

But you put a big amount of salt in it!

No, this is customer harassment.

Sorry.

You're late, huh?

No... Uh...

Look.

Because of your service,

both me and those girls

end up with this kind of hassle!

I deeply apologize.

He's making a scene.

My stomach hurts for awhile now.

Wait, is this extortion?

Ow! Ow! Ow!

You're not even fix your nasty fake lashes?!

It's fixed now!

You idiot! Geez!

Excuse me. Let's discuss things over there.

You're bothering other customers so...

Aren't I also a customer?!

I'm taking everything here in this video!

Don't you get it? You will be flamed in the internet!

And when you get flamed, you might as well disappear!

Do you want that to happen?!

Finish them! Finish them!

Finish, finish, finish, finish them!

Finish them! Finish them!

That's weird. Fine, let's go to the back.

Finish, finish, finish them!

Let's go. Let's go to the back.

Finish them! Finish them!

- What? What? Are you looking? - No, don't! You're video recording.

Sorry, please come to this counter.

A groper.

Before when I wasn't a hitman,

I would've just put up with it.

But now...

Hey!

Stop that!

Huh?

It's just a coincidence.

You're not even worth touching.

Hey, hey, shut the kid up!

To think you brought a brat during rush hour!

Women who can't even earn money should just stay home!

I'm sorry, really.

Right?

But you're just as rude.

Me-Sphinx he should die!

Helping people through killing?

Yes.

Like there's a really bad person!

Of course that's not allowed.

We're not running some charity.

We don't work for free. Remember that.

Thank you for the food.

I'm done eating.

Eat properly at...

When did you eat?

At my previous job,

they told us to finish lunch in five seconds so I got used to it.

I'll go wash them.

Of course.

Just because someone is struggling,

doesn't mean I can kill whoever I want.

Newbie.

Sakurai?!

You should quit already.

What?

I guess so.

I'm just a useless little chick anyway.

Just because I got praised for killing people,

I got cocky, spoke up to the boss and got scolded.

And now I'm sulking and sighing.

Like "Why are you acting like a protagonist? I'll kill you!" huh?

What?

Wait, wait!

No way, no way, no way, arma-no-dillo!

Wait, Sakurai, are you by chance saying...

"You should quit already."

"But if you're not quitting,

then stop sulking here,

and go find your own work."

That's what you were trying to tell me?!

Definitely!

Sakurai!

Thank you so much!

I have come to my senses!

Can you do it?

I finally got it!

Boss!

That guy who kept making complaints at the store?

He's been extorting businesses and shutting them down.

And I successfully got a hit request on him!

That counts as a job, right?

I'll investigate that pervert too and make sure he's dead!

Gotta prepare! Gotta prepare!

Alright!

Time to kill...

Did you say something to her?

I said she should quit.

Where should I kill him?

Let's see...

Give him an injection.

Turn on the gas.

Induce an incomplete burn reaction on the body, then...

Hm?!

No, wait. No, no! Uh, turn on the gas...

Turn on the injection, I mean give him an injection...

Huh?

Thumpity, thump, thump, turtley thump?

Hmm...

Even though Sakurai is in another case,

it's fine to at least him check me, right?

Yeah.

Right?

Better than messing up and causing trouble.

Yeah, it's better.

You gave it some thought, Mr. Fukui?

It's fine that I get it out and as a regular citizen.

You'll probably get flamed online though!

I see.

You say it's my fault that you can't focus on your work.

Okay.

No, stop making excuses already!

What the heck? You make me sick.

I can do it alone!

I did it alone!

You idiot!

I told you not to stand out.

[ Breaking News ] Explosion Occurs in Apartment "I thought a plan had crashed" - One male resident died

Who told you to blow up the house and get it into the news?

Even all the watchers in the area freaked out.

I'm sorry...

I'll kill you.

Forget it. Leave.

Yes, Sir...

Kanako?!

It really is you, Kanako!

What? Yoshioka?

It's been so long! I'm so happy!

But why call me by my last name?

Call me Kiyomi, like in middle school!

No, no, no, I can't bunny do that!

Yoshiaka was the council president and a model student.

I was casually calling her by first name just because we sat next to each other.

I wanna punch my past self for that!

Heading home? Want to grab a meal first?

Well...

There's nothing to talk about, and I'm feeling down.

We just want to go home today.

Cheers!

I couldn't say no...

It kind of weird strange drinking with a middle school friend, huh?

Isn't it...?

Friends?

Can we really call it friendship after ten years of no contact?

What are you up to these days, Kanako?

Uh... um...

I'm in an ad agency.

Of killing.

Huh, really?

Office work?

Um... more like a field job?

Of killing.

Even today?

Yeah.

Of killing.

H-How about you?

Me?

I'm a middle school teacher now.

I have a homeroom class.

Oh, wow!

That's so cool!

Not at all.

Nothing ever goes smoothly.

Middle schoolers are in such a tough age.

Even when I mean well, it backfires, and they end up resenting me.

I can do this alone.

Communication never goes the way I want.

With just one little comment from the students hurts me too.

I'll kill you.

And it's frustrating when I can't meet expectations.

Even all the watchers in the area freaked out.

I'm sorry...

I totally get that!

Really?!

Different jobs have the same struggles, huh?

Yeah!

Sometimes I just want to get killed too!

I sure cheetah-ed it...

I'm sure she thinks I'm a mess...

But that's fine.

It's not like we'll see each other again.

Say.

Wanna grab a drink again sometime?

She's too kind.

Well, um...

Don't you think it's boring to hang out with me?

Not at all!

You always cheer me up, Kanako.

What?!

No way!

It's true, really!

You're always trying your best, right?

That's why, watching you...

Made me want to try harder too.

See you again!

I'm relieved you haven't changed!

That was surprising.

I never thought

I could've had an impact on Kiyomi.

Maybe I can start liking myself a bit more.

I don't get it!

You're not quitting?

No.

Let's tail him as soon as we spot him.

Then kill him somewhere out of sight.

Got it.

If you mess up, I'll kill you.

Understood.

Sakurai...

He's doing it again!

Listen up.

Unlike a useless leech like you...

I actually work hard and contribute to this country.

I...!

When I'm being groped...

I start thinking it was my fault.

I feel ashamed of how weak I am.

And I end up blaming myself.

I don't want...

to be more people who bury their true selves to survive like I used to.

Can you erase your presence here too?

Yes.

The world would be better off without you.

A murder occurred on the Hokuto New Liner train.

The victim was shot and killed.

But no gunshot sound were reported by any witnesses.

Subway shooting incident None of the passengers noticed, and the perpetrator's whereabouts could not be traced

So we have no idea when exactly the victim was killed.

The police are currently are

checking for possible witnesses and at the same time...

They're analyzing security footage

and are continuing their investigation.

You did it again, huh?

I'm sorry!

You messing with me?

I let her do it.

It's about time...

I decide what to do with this idiot.

I'll be fired.

Of course I will...

I figure I'll be fired.

Goodbye.

It sure was short.

My life as an assassin.

Nishino.

Yes, Sir.

Become a legend.

Huh?

Until now...

I did this job just to survive.

But lately...

Watching you grow has been a small joy for me.

If it's for that...

I'll take the risk.

I'm not fired?

A company

takes care of employees who work hard.

This is really a good company!

Thank you very much!

Really, thank you!

Sure, I'm a little anxious

But this is the path I've chosen to live

Lately, things have been going great for us

Whoa, the stars are beautiful!

I'll kill you.

Coming!

Sorry about that, and thanks!

Sorry!

Let's keep this up together

The best part is still to come

Sakurai...

How long does it take for a corpse to become soil?

So stay with me until the end

I'll kill you!

Okayyy!

Just don’t get in my way

The best part is a freshly picked fruit

If we just go with that

and everything will keep going...

...smoothly

Ah, wrong.

...smoothly

...smoothly

Oh, it should be there.

Sorry about that, and thanks

Let's keep this up together

The best part is still to come

Are you Kanako Nishino?

We're the police.

We'd like to ask you a few questions.

No, no, no! You gotter be kidding me!

Kanako Nishino

Non

Sakurai

Taisuke Fujigaya

Takehara

Yuma Yamoto

Omori

Hirona Yamazaki

Voices of the Animals

Asuka Saito

Kiyomi

Yuka Sugai

Boss

Atsuro Watabe

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Hey kids!

Did you enjoy this episode of Happy Kanako?

Next time, the strongest evil warrior, Rakugaki,

will try to take over the world!

Of course, the Todomengers won't allow it!

Next time on Finisher Sentai Todomenger!

Graffiti on walls is graffiti in the heart!

Did you do your homework?

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See you next week!

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