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Hello. Hello. I'm Tyler Nixon. I'm from the Fellowship Christian Youth Center.

And, yeah, I'm sorry to cut you off, but we're just collecting non -perishable

food items to donate to the church.

And I was wondering if you happen to have any.

You know what? I think I just might. Why don't you follow me?

Oh, okay. Thank you. You're welcome.

So, uh...

Do you have cans laying around?

What is it you need exactly?

Oh, any non -perishable item. Like crackers, like boxes of cereal, cans of

sort. Oh, well, how about this?

They look delicious, but they're perishable. I wouldn't be able to take

back to the church.

Thank you.

That is really good, but I can't accept these. I'm sorry.

Yeah, they are really good though. Here, I'll help you.

Thank you.

But yeah, any sort of cans or box cereals or something?

You know, I think I have just the thing I can donate.

Follow me.

What do you have in mind?

Please go back.

Okay.

Come on.

So what goes on here?

Well, there are massages, and that's what I'm going to donate today.

Oh.

Okay, well, sounds good then.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Wait, what are you doing?

Oh, it's part of the massage.

But I don't know if Jesus would approve of this by any means.

But don't you think Jesus wouldn't approve of you turning down a donation?

That is making a lot of sense, yeah.

But okay, so I just... Jesus wants you too. Okay.

Even the pants too?

Yeah. Yeah?

Should I maybe just turn around?

Oh, no.

It's fine.

Nudity is natural.

Right, yeah.

Part of the religion believes that.

It's part of our natural state.

Whoa! Hey!

It's like the Garden of Eden, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Forbidden fruit.

Okay. All right, come on.

We go in the shower.

Yeah. Leave the hat on. It's cute.

Okay.

Thank you,

I already feel relaxed.

Yes.

Right, I'm just a little new to it, so...

This is very comforting.

I just want you to be so comfortable and relaxed.

I am.

I've been walking all over the place, going from business to business, you

trying to collect the cans of food, and the bag gets so heavy.

Yeah. This is actually very, very nice.

Well, it makes it hard to focus and get all the donations that you need to when

you're stressed out.

Is that normal too?

It's not part of the massage.

It's not a problem, is it?

I've never had anyone do this to me before.

Well, that's great.

This is a good time for everything.

Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Oh wow.

Oh my god.

Are you ready for the massage?

Massage?

Can we just keep going?

Forget your hat.

It might rinse you off.

Yeah, okay.

And now?

This is our

new room massage.

Oh wow.

Have a good one.

Yeah I

want

you to turn over

Wow.

Yeah.

Oh my god, yeah, it's so good.

Are you feeling more relaxed?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

I just want you to be in the Christmas spirit.

Yeah. Oh my god, I mean. Like sticking that cup?

Yeah, I mean, quite the holiday festive mood right now. Mm -hmm.

Oh my god.

That looks very festive.

I'm just going to get on top of you.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, and this is another part of the massage? This is all part of the

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah.

oh my god thank you

I'm just gonna pretend you're my secret Santa and give you a

present.

I think he's gonna leave.

oh my

god

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah, that feels so good. Oh, my God, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, dear.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my

God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Well, thank you for your donation.

Merry Christmas.

Now you can get out and you can conquer the world and get donations.

Now you feel so relaxed, right? You're right. I should be getting out there

right now.

Yeah.