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I thought it was going to be like fake
hot. Fake hot? Like acting hot. Like,
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ooh, it's hot.
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Hot Ones will not stoop to that level.
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This is Hot Ones Versus.
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In front of these contestants is a stack
of deeply personal questions.
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They can either tell the truth. Good
luck, Becky.
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Or suffer the wrath of the last day. It
doesn't go away.
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Whoever eats the most wings loses.
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Good spin, son.
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Okay. You are a member of an elite club
of performers that have had the pleasure
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of working alongside Emmy and Tony
winning actor Brian Cranston.
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Give me three pieces of brutal feedback
as a scene partner.
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As a scene partner?
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Yeah.
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You might as well just eat one right
now, because you won't be able to come
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with them.
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Brutal feedback. Yeah, let me just do
this, because... That is a hard one.
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Because,
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just being honest, and this is not
necessarily going to be an answer,
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But, like, you are, honestly, the most
professional...
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Amazing actor I've ever worked with. And
I'm not saying that just because we're
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doing this. When I think back of the old
show, I don't remember a single moment
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that you weren't 100 % committed and
just positive and checked in on us and
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that. You know, where everybody, you
know, when you do something for a long
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time, there's days where you're like,
all right. Yeah, yeah.
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And I never saw that from you. So I've
always taken that with everything I've
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done. Yeah. Try to have that like a
similar kind of. Thank you. I think I
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eat something because that was so sweet.
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No, you're right.
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But brutal feedback. No, I honestly
don't have any. I have no feedback. I
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to be like you. So I can't really give
you any feedback. Oh, Frankie.
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Does that mean I have to eat this?
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Yeah. I mean, I gave a good answer,
though. You gave a great answer. Fuck
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I take it back.
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I forgot to say that I'm the person who
thinks that ketchup is too spicy.
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I thought it was going to be like fake
hot.
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Fake hot? Like acting hot. Like, ooh,
it's hot.
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The hot ones will not stoop to that
level.
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Okay.
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Hello, mama. Yeah.
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I can give you some advice.
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Take smaller bites. I took a big bite.
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I'm hungry. That's one thing.
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Oh, shit. This is not a time for you to
eat.
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It doesn't go away.
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Thank you for that answer. That was very
sweet.
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Worth eating a wing to tell you.
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Before taking, well, I can't even talk.
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Before taking on a new role, you grade
every offer on the Cranston Project
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Assessment Scale, where you produce an
overall score based on script, director,
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and role.
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Reveal which offer received the highest
and lowest scores.
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I think the highest might have been
Argo. The script was great.
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Ben was directing.
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Trumbo, too, was up there high. You did
a lot of good stuff.
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I'm going to make you eat more.
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The lowest one was a project that I was
on, and my director saw that scale, and
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he complained about it. It was for a
movie called Why Him, which I did do,
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it was very funny. But the story itself.
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was too simple to give a high grade.
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You're talking to a guy who did
Sharknado 3.
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Did you do Sharknado 3? Yeah, yeah.
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You know, there just wasn't enough.
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What made you want to do Sharknado 3?
The death scene was going to be awesome.
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Yeah? Because unlike most Sharknado
deaths, where people just get maybe just
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by a shark and go off the screen, the
sharks were going to get me limb by
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First pull off my leg, and then I was
going to lose an arm.
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and I was going to lose the other leg,
and it was going to be epic. It was
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to be fantastic.
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And then they'd take my head off, right?
Yeah. And the day that we were supposed
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to film my death scene, the crew walked
off to strike.
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It didn't turn out to be the cool, epic
death that I was expecting.
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What a surprise that you didn't know
Sharknado 3 was going to turn out that
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So far, so good.
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This is the wild card.
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I don't know where that came from, but
this is a wild card.
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One of the greatest joys of fatherhood
is being bestowed with the mastery of
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dad joke.
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Your opponent must now fill their mouth
with water while you attempt to make
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them laugh with the list of dad jokes.
Whoever fails at their task must eat a
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death wing.
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So you're going to fill your mouth with
water. Okay. I'm going to tell you a dad
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joke, and you can't laugh. Okay.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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Because they use a honeycomb.
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What's red and smells like blue paint?
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Red paint.
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Which state has the most street?
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Rhode Island.
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That's a wing for Brian, I think.
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You did a good job. I just hurt myself.
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The red paint one almost got me. That's
pretty good, actually.
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Oh, okay.
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No small bites. I didn't take a little
bite.
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That's because you should have asked me.
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That doesn't count.
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All right, that kind of counts.
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You good?
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Trying to act tough.
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No, that's not terrible. I mean, you
could be able to tingle.
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Yeah, I don't do spice at all. I don't
actually fully understand.
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Why are you here?
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I just wanted to get to see you again.
Oh.
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It doesn't answer my call.
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You got steam on hot ones.
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Friendship test.
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I'm going to write down my answer, and
you have to guess my response.
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You guess wrong, and you eat a death
worm.
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In addition to acting, I've dedicated a
large portion of my career to racing.
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What 2001 NASCAR event did I drive in?
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You're going to know this.
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Yeah, you got it.
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Daytona 500.
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I'd always been a fan of racing. They
asked me to be the grand marshal, drive
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the pace car and all that. But seeing it
in person, it's a whole different
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beast, right? Seeing the cars going 200
miles an hour, inches from each other.
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In 2001, I didn't even have a thought in
my mind that I'd be a race car driver.
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You actually. I think it was me then. It
was you that did the pro celebrity race
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in Long Beach. Right.
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And you came back to the set, and you
were like, if they ask you to do it, you
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have to say yes. And the next year they
asked me.
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I mean, I loved racing, but it's one of
those things that's like saying as a
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kid, like, oh, I want to be an
astronaut.
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You know, like, how do you actually do
it? I didn't know. I didn't come from a
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racing family.
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And now what's interesting is that you
are on the cusp of turning 40. Yeah.
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You're old for the sport.
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Yeah. I mean, to be honest. Yeah, I
raced from 2004 to 2009 and then stopped
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because I got badly hurt. And when my
son was born, that's what led me back to
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going racing. Like, who is my son going
to grow up thinking that his dad is?
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Yeah. Because everything I had done, I
had done a ton, but within my path,
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right? Yeah. I wanted him to see me
working hard and striving for something
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that's not easy, that's not subjective,
right? Yeah. As an actor, right, you
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could put in the best work and you feel
really proud of it, and someone would be
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like, meh. Yeah.
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Where in racing, you do the fastest or
not.
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And I love that aspect of where you know
where you stand and where you can put
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in the work and all that.
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And, you know, there's only 100 people
on the planet that have a NASCAR
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and I'm one of them. So I think it's a
pretty cool opportunity, and I'm going
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take it for as long as I can.
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Friendship test.
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I'm going to write down my answer. You
have to guess my response.
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Guess wrong and eat a death wing.
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My love of baseball is well documented.
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and I own an impressive collection of
sports memorabilia. What is my most
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collectible?
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Good luck, Reggie.
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What would people who like baseball
like?
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I'm assuming it's old.
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Yes. Like you.
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Like you. Oh, like me. Okay. Yeah, I
hope you get this right.
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Do I have to be, like, specific?
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Or can I just say, like, a ball?
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Oh, I think you've got to be a little
more specific than that. I know it's not
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this because you're a Dodger fan.
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Well, you knew I was a Dodger fan.
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Well, because I've seen you in your
little tight little Dodger pants running
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around.
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I don't know why I picked this, but it's
going to be wrong. I'm eating away.
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All right.
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Sandy Koufax.
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Oh, well, there you know one. Not bad.
Not bad. Wrong.
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But not bad.
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I honestly don't even know who that is.
Who Sandy Koufax is? Yeah. Did he play
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for the Dodgers? He played for the
Dodgers, both in Brooklyn.
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And in Los Angeles.
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I was thinking Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron. I
was thinking of all the old people that
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are your age.
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Oh, I'm enjoying this now, my friend.
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Eat away.
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I'm going to take a small bite like
Brian does.
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Oh, come on. No, no, no.
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Why did I lick that?
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He's adopted.
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I just don't understand the concept of
why anybody would do this.
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Not the show.
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Can I ask a question now?
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Uh -oh.
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Dealer's choice.
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The player who picked this card can ask
their opponent any question they wish.
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They must answer truthfully.
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Or eat a death wing?
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You can ask me any question. When I go
to charity golf tournaments, I don't go
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for the charity. I go for the trophy.
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So I'm here for the trophy, is all I'm
going to say.
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That's so nice.
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Better wife?
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Better wife? Lois or Skylar?
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Well, strictly from a character
standpoint, Lois.
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Of course, because she loves you.
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Can I tell you an honest truth? Huh?
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I loved Breaking Bad.
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Obviously, everyone in the whole world
loved it.
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I wanted to kill Skyler. To make your
life easier.
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Oh! Your life would have been so much
easier. Well, let me... You were such a
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bad guy. You could have just gotten rid
of her. I know. All she did was
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complain.
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Look at the money!
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Now, see, she got a lot of blowback from
that. Oh, really? Well, first of all,
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Anna got a superb actor. But she got
like, oh, I want you to get off his
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Yeah. That's how I felt. Wait a minute.
Let me understand this. Her husband...
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leaves without any explanation.
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She's pregnant.
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Yeah. He's making crystal
methamphetamine. And people have died.
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bitch.
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It's like, we couldn't understand.
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When you put it that way, I guess.
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I know. All right, well, I guess you
didn't have to eat a wing.
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I didn't eat a wing.
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Okay, here we go.
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In the Malcolm in the Middle pilot.
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Your character is revealed to have an IQ
of 165.
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I will now ask you simple questions from
the Mensa admissions test.
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Fail to get any right.
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What? Fail to get any right and eat a
death wing. Okay, the Mensa test.
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Do I get to, like, use that board to
write stuff down?
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Marianne bought four oranges and three
lemons for 90 cents. Four oranges.
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Three lemons, 90 cents.
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The next day, she bought three oranges
and four lemons for 85
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cents. How much did each lemon and each
orange cost?
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Hang on, hang on. Give me a minute.
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The oranges were 10 cents and the lemons
were 15 cents.
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That is incorrect.
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Oh, I meant it backwards. I'm sorry. The
oranges were 15 cents and the lemons
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were 10 cents.
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Yes.
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You should have me do this with Jane.
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It's tradition around here to put a
little extra on the last wing.
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You and your opponent can add.
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An extra dab to your final wings now.
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Well, do you want to do that, or do you
want to get spicy and do the experience,
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the 11 out of 10?
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What are you, a chicken?
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You want to go big, huh?
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You're the one who didn't want to have
any of this. Yeah, but I know I'm not
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going to lose this one. How do you know
that? I don't lose.
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Oh, wait, no, no, no, no, I'm doing
yours.
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Okay, go ahead.
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Is this a lot? I don't know.
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I've never eaten corn hot sauce in my
whole life.
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That's a bit.
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Are you kidding?
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You know what's happening now. Yeah, but
I didn't put a lot.
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You didn't put a lot?
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Wait, he should have went first. It's
coated.
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No, I mean, you gotta do a little more.
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There we go.
251
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Well, that's not fair. You covered my
whole wing.
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Why don't we just drink it out of the
bottle?
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It's time to put aside the competition.
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Oh. Well, then I guess we don't.
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For some real father -son bonding.
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Uh -oh.
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Take turns complimenting each other
while playing a game of catch.
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First to laugh must eat a death wing.
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Okay, we're going to have you guys stand
up real quick.
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I don't know if I can throw up my left
hand. That's going to make you laugh in
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itself.
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He's a lefty. No.
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You're a really good actor.
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I think, from what I witnessed, you are
a fantastic father.
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You're teaching that boy some really
great things, and that, he adores
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you. You have really nice thighs.
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What's that?
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You didn't hear me.
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So I really have to eat it? If you eat
it, you win this. Do I? Because I ate
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more wings. But I don't want it.
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It's so saucy.
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It's heavily sauced.
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I ain't afraid.
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Yeah, I'm going to take a bite just
because I... I heard you're not
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making any noise.
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It's not bad.
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It's time for you to present the trophy.
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Thank you.
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It was cool.
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Congrats, Brian.
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Oh, wow.
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You finally beat me at something.
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We have the Malcolm Middle reboot coming
out. Yeah.
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Very soon. You're going to see us for
the first time in 20 years. Yeah.
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And there's going to be a...
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Equivalent amount of emotion?
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Your whole voice has gone up an octave.
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It's still burning really bad.
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Here we go.
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Thank you.
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There we go.
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That one was hot.
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You know, it's calmed down a little bit,
hasn't it?
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Not for me.
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I mean, a little bit. A little bit. It's
now at the level of what that was.
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Yeah. So it's calmed down.
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Sure.
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Man, so.
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I thought there was going to be, like,
fake hot.
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Hey, what's going on, Hot Ones fans?
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You know you can catch me every Thursday
interviewing celebrities over the wings
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of death. But if you're looking for a
little more Scoville -laced action, tune
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in Tuesdays for Hot Ones Versus. It's
the show where celebrities go head -to
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-head. They either tell the truth or
suffer the wrath of the last dab.
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So tune in Tuesdays for a front -row
seat.
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to the fiery fights and celebrity
clashes. That's Hot Ones vs.
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Tuesdays on First Week Beat. Don't miss
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