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Brother Eric, what the hell does he want?

Hello? Hey, hey, bro. It's me, Eric.

Yeah, yeah, I saw it popped up.

Look, I'm supposed to go take care of some business stuff today. I've got a

important meeting at like 3 o 'clock.

Could you do me a huge, huge favor? I really need this, man.

What is it?

It's Valentine's Day, and I need you to run some flowers over to Mina at work,

okay? Can you do that for me?

I guess. I mean, I was going to play this big game of D &D tonight, but I

I can.

Yeah, postpone your D &D. Come on, and just pick up the flowers. I'll reimburse

you, okay? But I really appreciate it, man. I mean, I think we're kind of

getting serious.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, I'll take care of it.

All right. Thanks, man. I appreciate it, all right? Talk to you later.

Uh -huh. Bye.

What's the password?

I don't, um... I'm just kidding.

Hi. Hi.

You brought me

flowers? Well,

yeah, I mean, I was... You're so sweet.

You're the first boyfriend to ever bring me flowers. Well, I mean, I was just...

What a nice view.

Dropping those off. Shh.

You know what?

I'm going to suck your dick since you're being so nice to me.

Okay. And take these silly glasses off. You never wear these at home.

Okay.

I think I should tell you. I think I should tell you to shut up, yeah?

Okay. All right.

Thank you so much.

No, thank you.

Dick's getting harder than normal.

Yeah, just really excited.

You know what?

I want to give you a massage.

More than just for PJ?

Yeah. You brought me those flowers.

It means so much to me.

I did. I did bring you those flowers.

Okay.

I'm so glad you came so

I can spoil you now.

Oh, yeah. I don't want to be spoiled.

You deserve it.

Those flowers are really nice, aren't they? Yeah, you really are a really good

boyfriend to me.

I really appreciate it.

Remember that first restaurant we went to when we met?

Oh, yeah. That place was so nice.

Yeah, so nice.

What was it called?

Oh, God.

And I had the clam chowder, and you had the steak. Remember?

Yeah, I remember that.

It was so romantic.

It was so fucking romantic.

You just make me so hot and horny.

Remember the first time I let you into my ass?

Yeah, I remember.

You said you'd never forget that day.

I know.

What day was that?

It was a weekday.

A weekday? What day was it?

You remember, don't you? God, yeah, you're so fucking hot.

Let me get you in your ass now.

Maybe if you can pull out that date for me.

Oh, yeah, sure.

Thank you.

My DVD friends.

I didn't know you had DVD friends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Put them in your mouth.

Oh, yeah.

Always want to suck on my toes. I do, don't I?

Oh,

God, it's good.

Yeah, you love that.

You love it, don't you? Oh, God, do I.

Oh yeah, too much of a good thing.

Oh, yeah.

It tastes so good.

You're so good at that.

You know that.

Oh yeah.

Oh no, too much of a dip today

I can't believe that he gets this every day.

What? I can't believe that I get you every day.

All to myself.

Are you ready for your massage?

There's more?

Yeah, let's see.

Sure, yeah.

Oh yeah, you ready?

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

It's so relaxing, isn't it?

So, you do this with all the guys that come in here? Yeah.

I know it bothers you.

If it reminds you too much of that, I can stop.

Oh, no, no, no, no. It's okay.

Are you sure? Yeah, yeah. Are you sure? I'm going to be the bigger man, so,

yeah. Okay.

If at any point you feel like it's too much, just let me know and I'll stop.

No, no. Our relationship can be overtone, definitely.

Aw. Mm -hmm.

What are you doing?

Oh, you like it when I do that thing. Oh, no, no, no. I'm going to try

different. You don't like that anymore? Yeah, yeah. Not this time. Okay.

But thank you.

But you like this thing on my foot. Oh, yeah.

Oh, mm -hmm.

Oh, the feet. You still like that? Oh, God, yeah, the feet again.

It's so silly.

Why don't you flip over for me?

Ooh.

Oh.

Ooh.

oh jesus

You like your massage?

Uh -huh.

Love my massage.

Are you ready for me to put it inside?

We're going to have sex?

Yeah.

What's wrong?

I can't wait to tell all my B &B friends.

I'll have to meet your new friend.

Uh, no, you probably don't like those guys.

Okay. Let's see what I'm doing.

They're weird.

You're really enthusiastic today. I know.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh.

You just feel so good. You just make it really hard to not make sweet cream come

out.

Oh,

this is such a special moment.

You know, between the two of us, this is a really special moment.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. You look very sensitive today. Uh -huh. Oh. Yeah.

You want to cuddle him?

Uh -huh, yeah.

Oh my

god,

it's so nice of you.

Oh, fuck!

Can I cuddle you again?

Yes, please.

Oh yeah.

You ready for the sweet creamsicle fire, baby?

Uh, yeah, whatever you need to do.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Fuck me until you come.

Fuck me until you come. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It splattered me with my smell.

Oh, yeah.

I'm glad you're so excited about it.

Yeah, I should.

I should make a phone call.

I should probably make two phone calls.

Who do you need to call right now?

My D &D friends wouldn't know that this happened.

You know.

They don't really have sex with your girlfriend?

I don't like this.

Okay. At least not with a, you know, a real girlfriend kind of thing.

Okay. Okay.

Bye sweetie.

Bye.

Yo, what's going on? I just wanted to tell you your girl really, really liked

those flowers.

Oh, great, great, man. Thank you very much for doing that. And like I said,

be happy to reimburse you for them, okay? Just give me the receipt.

No, no, no, no, no. You don't have to reimburse me, okay?

I'm good.

And I'll talk to you later. Okay? All right. Bye.