Original subtitles

And if the cane, the box.

Is that the gift from your friends in China?

Yes, my beautiful silk.

The most valuable artifact in the world.

Riches and power beyond even my wildest dreams.

We have much to celebrate.

Then let us celebrate in the traditional manner.

Waking up at the crack of noon, that's the life for me.

A tropical drink waiting by the vent to lead me back into reality.

Then I dip in the water, is it getting hotter?

A few drinks later it's nice.

It takes a lot of work just to save his heart, but I know I'll get it right.

Another day in...

I never want to go home.

Aye, aye, aye, aye.

Aye, aye, aye, aye.

Aye, aye, aye, aye.

After dinner and drinks on the beach, we sit and watch the sunset.

Then it's off to party all night long.

Tell me how high can one get?

We play and dance and we make romance.

Tonight I've got the mic.

And as for tomorrow, well, I never met a zombie that I didn't like.

Folks, that was Edie Stark singing live to you.

Oh, my goodness.

The outrageously gorgeous Becky has just brought me a cup of coffee and made my

day. I guess I've got the world's best job in broadcasting, folks.

I'm right here in the midst of tropical beauty, and one of those beauties is

coming through the door right now.

Here she is to take the mic and steal your heart.

They're all yours, Ava.

Thanks, Shane Aveline.

It's Ava, your moonlight mistress.

Let's spend the night together.

Just let me get comfortable. And you can call me here at Edie's place.

In the Hotel Malachi.

Remember, the content of the show is the exclusive property of KSXY.

And cannot be duplicated without proper permission.

Now, get ready for your sex -trology forecast.

Open up the champagne wheel.

I was fan of the Mars and Capricorn. You ought to be celebrating a windfall or

some kind of victory.

And he goes on.

This one's for Mr.

Big. Neptune, your planetary ruler, endows you with fertility and good luck.

Now I have a message for the lone surfer, who is a Taurus.

Certain planetary factors indicate that the waves are good for tonight at nine.

That's your favorite week.

Thanks, Ava.

Now, here to inspire you is another song from our very own Edie Scott.

In your eyes, I can see the danger. In

your eyes, I thought I knew the stranger.

Hold it right there!

Change of plans, Paul.

My cover's been blown.

I got something really big this time and I gotta get out of town.

You gotta take me to the airport now.

Yes, Ava.

Idiot, the hotline.

I'll be right there.

KSXY Radio, Molokai.

And now, back to your midnight mystery.

Hello, Ava's love line.

Hello, Ava.

I'm a loyal listener.

It's Nika.

I've been unfaithful and I've run away for good.

My lover's very powerful and I'm afraid of him.

to a safe place.

I need a friend.

We all need to get away from bad relationships.

How far are you willing to go?

All the way.

I want to share this gift of love that I carry with me. Take

this opportunity to distance yourself until your lover

has worked out his rage elsewhere.

Try to meditate in a special area.

Such as just north of Sedona, Arizona, where the magnetic vortex at Cathedral

Rock is a site of great regeneration.

Yes, okay, I've got it. A place just north of Sedona, Arizona.

Cathedral Rock.

Thanks, Dave, I think I'll try that.

What's this all about?

About this.

Payne seems to think it's the key to world domination.

I'm sure Lucas will know what to do with it.

Ditch this for me.

I gotta go. I gotta catch the red -eyed Phoenix.

Sir, you're gonna have to move that car.

say that Sedona is the spiritual Mecca of the world.

Well, as long as we're not near a phone, my spirit is just fine.

Oh, all I want to do is just pan my body from head to toe.

It's a tough job.

But somebody's got to do it.

What the hell is a Klystron relay?

A superconductor, sir.

Capable of withstanding incredible heat and radiation.

Very small, easily transportable.

Senator, a Klystron relay is a trigger for a nuclear bomb.

I see.

Lucas, this report indicates that one of these devices was stolen from a red

Chinese lab.

It could be a deliberate attempt by the Chinese to shake us.

General, how long ago did this occur?

Naval intelligence believes that the Klystron relay was smuggled out of China

sometime yesterday afternoon.

A drop seems to have been made over the Hawaiian Islands.

Kane, that's why I'm here. You have agents in Kane's organization?

Yes, and a tracer around his neck. If he makes a move, I'll know it.

Lucas, if a Klystron relay were to wind up in the Middle East, we could be

facing a whole new ballgame.

Iraq has already been importing lithium -6.

If Kane were to sell them a nuclear trigger, they'd have everything they

for a full -scale arsenal.

And that's just one possible scenario. Kane has arms connections to every third

world war zone.

We must catch him before he sells it.

We were not to be disturbed except for an emergency.

Lucas, it's for you.

Finally.

Lucas, I've been trying to reach you for hours and they couldn't locate you.

Agent Stark, I'm in a top priority meeting.

Slow down.

Mika is headed to the mainland with a gift that she stole from Kane.

Gentlemen, I think my team already has some information that'll help us out.

Where's Mika headed?

I'll be there as soon as I can.

Just don't forget to come out to Molokai and thank me personally, Mr. Big Fat

Death Jockey.

Good work, Slim.

Sir. Sir!

Dead.

Her lovely Jane! Is gone.

Mika's missing.

So our little hummingbird becomes a whore.

Mr. Kane?

Did Mika have the jade? You mean that little green Buddha?

She hasn't.

And you let her go?

There was tourists around. And you were afraid to have your picture taken.

Fool.

You're not even a decent prototype for a double agent.

Kill him. Wait, wait.

I know where she went.

I know where she went.

You say so.

Where did she go?

Sedona, Arizona.

Yes.

To meet up with the fellow agents, I doubt.

I will spare your life now.

Leave.

Americans.

What was your wise strategy in sparing the windsurfer?

He's still a valuable source of information.

and easy enough to kill, should I so decide.

The emissaries from the Middle East will be here within three days.

By then, I will have the jade bank.

I have a contact in Arizona.

He's reliable.

He's Asian.

You hear that?

Looks like we've got company.

Yeah.

Mika.

I have a feeling I can forget about my tan.

Hold on, honey. We'll get you out of here.

is she?

She's dead.

Those bitches must have the chain.

It's 110 in the shade.

Yeah, but it's a dry heat. Slowly tell me.

Damn, there's something you don't see every day.

Son of a bitch, you're shooting.

Do you copy me? Over.

Son of a bitch is coming for us. Nail him.

We're in a war here.

At least we got away.

Yeah. We'll call someone to pick up Mika's body.

Where are we going?

The airport.

We've got to find out what's going on.

This must have something to do with Kane.

This has been some day.

I'm in number six.

Six here.

You must intercept two women and tell me where they're going.

Last seen on Highway 17 heading south.

Who are they?

Donna Hamilton and Nicole Justin.

This is Nicole Justin, 0130.

I have a priority red situation.

Connect me with Commander Lucas immediately.

The office can't get through to Lucas. He just got on a plane at Andrews Air

Force Base.

Where'd he go? They don't know. It's classified.

Highest priority?

What are we going to do?

Standard procedure in an emergency is to go back to home base.

Next plane to Hawaii?

Yes. Lucas will just have to meet up with us there.

Control, get this message to Lucas.

ASAP.

Here you are. Flight 82 to LAX. You should make your connection to Honolulu

no problem.

Thanks. Let's go.

They're on their way to Honolulu.

You're not displeased with my miserable failure, Mr. Kane?

Donna Hamilton and Nicole Justin are returning to the island.

They can hand the jade over to me.

Then afterwards, I can watch them die.

I need more trusted friends around me, Raven.

You and your mighty aircraft must come to Honolulu without delay.

As you wish.

Prepare Raven for transport.

What a mess. Damn.

All right.

This is Edie. Put on the scrambler.

Done. So, uh, you gonna talk dirty now?

Just dirty business, Edie.

Mika's dead.

Fill me in.

Donna and Nicole are coming your way. They may know something about Mika's

death. Have Bruce Christian and Shane Abilene meet them at Molokai Cargo

Okay. I'll be getting in around 5 o 'clock. Be there.

Okay.

Edie, I'm sorry.

Mika was a good lady.

That she was, Lucas.

Captain? Yes, sir. We're changing course for Molokai. You can refuel at Edwards

Air Force Base in California.

As an agent in training, you're going to have to know how to handle this big

guy.

I'm an expert.

Let me show you how it's done.

See those cans over there? Uh -huh.

Watch those puppies fly.

Let me try.

Okay, now, easy.

The light's a little low.

Beginner's luck.

Here's a message for our cool Gemini hunk.

Your soul sisters are coming home, and you should be there to meet them.

Shane, Mika's been killed.

This message is for the Scorpio sailor.

There are certain times of the year when it is not wise to push your luck.

Mika told me this was the place to meet in emergency.

I heard Ava put out a coded message on the radio.

The message was for us.

Look, I may not be a full -fledged agent, but Mika brought me into this to

you guys, so here I am.

All right.

What do you think of that guy, Bruce?

I don't know.

You know, Mika trusted him, and now she's dead.

He didn't seem to know about that.

Mika recruited him out of the local police.

Maybe he's on the level.

Yeah, probably.

I don't like him showing up here uninvited.

Shane, call Edie and let her know we're here. I'm gonna wait for Don and Nicole.

Bruce and I have arrived at the strip, Edie.

When should we expect Donna and Nicole?

They're on their way from Honolulu. They should be arriving in Molokai any

minute. Okay, Edie. We'll be watching out for them.

Good. Let me know when they get there.

Vulture One, this is Cole.

This is Vulture One. We copy.

Here's a love line tip from Ava for our two fly girls.

The eclipse tells me that a hot reception is waiting in the form of two

hunks. Some girls have all the luck.

Lucas must have received our message.

Yeah, Bruce and Shane will probably be waiting for us.

They should be here any minute.

Have you seen Cole?

No.

But there they are.

I hear you had a nasty time of it.

All right.

I'm gonna button up the plane. Let Edie know we're here.

Sure. Thanks.

Lucas's orders are for all of us to stay together until he arrives.

He thinks Kane may try some kind of all -out attack.

It has been some day.

We've reached your coordinates, Mr. Kane.

Excellent. Let me talk to the Divine, Miss Hamilton.

Here she is, sir.

regret that I am not there to witness this.

The moment of your death.

Defeat. I'm willing to wait for a more convenient time.

Ah, a charming idea.

But no, this is the way it must be.

My main objective was to recover my stolen property, which has been

accomplished. I didn't realize you were such an avid art collector.

The finest art always holds more than meets the eye.

As a work of art yourself, you should appreciate that.

Ah, cutie to say.

It is my pleasure, Miss Hamilton.

Just as it is now my pleasure to order your death.

My men will drop you from 3 ,000 feet into the arms of the Pacific.

Parachute optional?

Parachute not included.

Bye, Donna Hamilton.

You are a worthy adversary.

You can go squeal yourself, Mr. Kane.

Certainly.

Tornado, you crazy bitch.

What do you think you're doing? You'll kill us both.

Turn this plane around.

No.

You don't have a... Don't.

Do you think he survived that explosion?

Yes.

She has my jade and she is on Lathen Island.

Undoubtedly, Pico will find her.

But he is rash and may fail me.

Instruct Cole to go to Lathen. And secure both items for me. Have them

once. We'll be on the dock in Maui in one hour, sir.

Excellent.

I'm tired, my love.

How could you trust Cole?

Trust?

I have a hold on Cole more powerful than loyalty.

Fear.

Come.

I'd like to have a cigarette on deck first.

Very well.

Ava, listen to me.

Yes, Silk.

Yes.

Yes, I understand.

Okay, I'll get right on it.

He's alive.

I can see something's gone horribly wrong.

Tell me everything you know.

Silk contacted Ava. We think Donna's alive.

Donna had the jade on her when Kane's men kidnapped her.

Lucas, we know where the base is.

She blew up the plane and bailed out near one of Kane's smuggling bases.

It's Lays -on Island, about 200 miles from here.

Have Ava send out a message.

Already on it. If Donna's anywhere near a radio, she'll get word.

Good work.

Lucas, I think it's time to go get Donna.

You and Bruce leave as soon as you're ready.

There's nothing we can do till morning even James Bond takes time out for that

Remember, your primary objective is that Jade Buddha.

At all costs, Kane must not get his hands on it again.

Lucas, there's something that you're not telling us.

Donna is a hell of a lot more important than some stupid artifact.

I'm coming to that.

Three days ago, a Klystron relay was stolen from a Red Chinese laboratory.

It was delivered to Kane.

So the relay is hidden in this Jade Buddha.

Exactly.

Look, Nicole, I know how you feel about Donna. I want her back, too.

The possession of that relay could alter the balance of world power.

You have two choices.

You get it or destroy it. That's it.

Well, what are we standing around for?

Let's go.

There's one thing I don't understand.

How did Kane know where Mika was going?

Silk told us that Mika was betrayed by Cole and that he turned out to be a

double agent.

Doesn't that put Silk in danger?

Mika didn't tell him about Silk.

I don't think I ever met this Cole.

Oh, you didn't. He was the local cop that Mika used as a bagman. As far as

knew, Mika was his sole source of information.

Poor Mika.

There's one more thing this cane has to pay for.

This is KSXY Radio.

Hello, Blondie. This one's for you.

As the sun is passing through your opposite side of Libra, you are

feeling unusually lonely and insecure.

So, good morning, sleeping beauty.

How do you feel, eh?

Don't feel like talking?

I get that way, too, sometimes.

You know, moody.

I like that in a person.

I always feel more like talking after a good cup of coffee.

Now I'm embarrassed.

Your hands must stay tight, I'm afraid.

Where's your manners? Bring this good lady to my friend.

The good boys, they just ain't got no manners.

There.

Now you feel better.

You had a nasty fall.

You remember how you got here?

You really don't remember, do you?

Well, I guess some introductions are in order.

My name is Rodrigo Pico.

This is Skip, my associate.

Bueno. This is my camp.

And you, your name is Donna Hamilton.

Becky, could I have some coffee, please?

This is Ava's Loveline on KSXY Radio.

And I'm speaking to you, buddy.

Your uncle is out there looking for you.

He won't stop until he's found you.

So hang in there.

Look, we hold her for one day. He picked her up.

$360 ,000.

You saw that badge in her bag.

She's a fed.

We got to get rid of her pronto.

Cain knows what he's doing.

Man, that bastard wouldn't lift a finger to help you.

Now, we can't hold this chick too long or we're going to have the Coastal

on our ass.

You're a disloyal gringo and you got a dirty mouth.

She's got amnesia. You know what that is?

She's harmless.

We do what Cain says.

Yeah. Let's just see what happens.

Stop right there.

Come here.

Pico, out here.

I'm looking for Pico.

Cain told me the name of the man coming to my camp.

It was a funny name.

Do you have a funny name, stranger?

Cole Waters.

That's funny enough.

Where's the girl?

In a big rush.

No manners.

But I'll take you to her anyways.

She's been staring into space all day.

She got a big knock on the head and lost her memory.

Amnesia? She doesn't seem to notice of it.

What does King want her for, anyway?

That's none of your business.

No, maybe not.

But I could sell a woman like that for very big money.

Did King send you with very big money?

You can take that up with him when he gets here.

Coming here?

Donna, we all thought you were dead.

Hey, take it easy.

Won't you give that back?

Come on, Donna.

You shouldn't be playing with guns.

You're doing great so far.

Won't you come back?

Ain't she a beauty?

Yeah, if I knew what it was.

What the hell is it?

Wiley, my friend, this magnificent machine just happens to be the cutting

in all -purpose water transport technology.

Allow me to introduce you to the Acme Overcroft Model A33V.

Are you crazy?

You don't even know how to drive a car. That's the beauty of it.

It comes with a manual.

I knew I never should let you go to that boat show alone.

Riley, this will impress our client.

Well, what do you know about this guy anyway?

I never heard of him before. That's because he's a smooth operator.

The smart ones always keep a low profile.

Come on. Kane's expecting us at his house in ten minutes. We'll be late.

Let me get this straight.

You are... Wiley, sir.

And you?

Coyote, sir.

Wiley Coyote.

Yes, sir.

They're code names.

Not our real names.

Not our real names.

Of course.

It's remarkable how Lucas can track me.

I want you to eliminate him.

And that singing girlfriend of his.

Now.

Don't worry, Mr. King.

Two for the price of one.

When we are finished with her, she will be singing the song of death.

And Lucas will applaud her from hell.

In other words, consider it done.

What do you think, sir?

I think they're a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.

You know, I get real bad vibes from that cane dude.

Yeah, like you don't think we can pull this off.

Well, this one's mine.

If you drive, I'll shoot.

You know, I still feel guilty for not going with Nicole and Bruce.

Someone has to stay here and keep an eye on him.

Show me that gadget again. You know how I love these toys.

With this, I can always tell where Kane is.

Right now, it looks like he's anchored off Buzzard's war.

Silk is the key to our strategy.

Silk was a consort of Kane.

The agency persuaded her to come over to our side.

She was given a microchip.

by which we could track Kane via satellite 24 hours a day.

Silk attached the microchip to a piece of jewelry which Kane never takes off.

I've distributed receivers like mine to Nicole and Bruce and to Ava as well.

Since Silk planted the tracer on Kane, I've been content to just observe him,

foil his plans.

But now that he's smuggling nuclear arms, that's a big charge.

Big enough to put him away forever.

You do know how to drive this floating ceiling fan, don't you? It's supposed to

be easy.

Well, here.

Keep reading the manual.

Hey, pal.

Can you spare a couple of beers?

Sure. Help yourself.

Thanks a lot, bud.

Gee, but you really know how to treat a girl.

Only the best for you, darling.

Ah, Wiley, she's incredible.

Well, that's one big party for those fat cat bastards.

Yeah, well, let's crush the party. Yes.

Wouldn't have any explosives on you, would you?

Yeah, but you can have it. And pop.

Damn,

baby. He's shown her how to bait a hook.

Why didn't you jump? The captain does not desert the ship.

Suspense and take panic.

The same principle.

According to Silk, the smuggler's camp is on the other side of the island, next

to a large lagoon.

Nice ending element of surprise on our side for once.

Let's go. We've got a long hike ahead of us and not much time.

We have some important news for

Las Blondes tonight, if you can hear me.

Don't be taken in by strangers.

Be on your guard.

Your uncle is on track, but you must hold on until morning.

This is KSXY Molokai, Hawaii.

The hottest radio under the sun.

I kept thinking.

Rodrigo, what's the deal here?

This is Kane's property, and so is she.

And so I'm sure are you.

Me? I'm an independent contractor.

You know, freelance.

Kane will pay you for this.

I'm sure of that.

But will I get my due?

Why is that thing you're holding?

Is that what this is all about?

Why is Kane so desperate he has to send some punk to check up on me? Easy,

buddy.

shoot me?

No matter.

Tie him up.

King will kill you for this.

Tomorrow maybe we can have a civilized talk.

I can see you're too upset right now.

Eve, I'm turning up the transmission to full power.

Good. That and watering down the antenna should double our range.

Donna should be able to hear us all the way out on Lausanne.

There. Now you're doing it right.

We'll get what we deserve from that Kane bastard.

And you bring me down with that crap.

We'll find out what little Buddha's about. We'll find out what the girl's

I'll bet anything we can get more for her in Hong Kong than Kane offers.

Donna must be in that barn.

There's a guard over by that hut.

I didn't want to plan this.

We just go in and kick ass.

How's the chance? Come on.

Bye -bye.

Know what you're going to do.

This.

Jesus,

Nicole, he had a knife to my throat.

I could have been killed.

It's a chance I had to take.

Where's Donna?

That bastard Cole.

He dragged her off on a jet ski.

They must have the jade with them.

Damn it.

Let's go. Come on.

Ah.

My dear Raven, so good to see you.

My extreme pleasure and honor, Mr. Kane.

In this folder, you will find a map to a small island.

You will attach extra fuel tanks to your marvelous gyro and fly there.

And, um... What would you have me do there, sir?

Get the jade Buddha.

Kill everyone who stands in your way.

It's all explained in there.

You leave at once.

I will follow aboard my yacht and meet you there tomorrow.

He's on the move.

Damn it, so was I.

Come on, let's go.

We still haven't heard from Long Lost Blondie. We're worried about you.

Let the stars guide you to safety.

The road ahead is treacherous. The green amulet you carry...

poses grave danger.

Chang Zong's win.

We'll hit ground running at first light.

I'm your friend. You can trust me.

You were kidnapped by those men.

Who am I?

Why would someone want to kidnap me?

You were a threat to a very powerful man.

Yeah, I used to work for him. He thinks I still do.

Don't you remember?

You were lovers.

Is that familiar?

Ugh.

Aloha, Hawaii.

It's Ava's Lovelife. Coming to you exclusively on KSXY Radio.

And I'm still looking for...

Blondie. Blondie, that's me.

I hope you can hear us out there, Blondie.

Feeling better this morning?

No. I feel like throwing up.

But there is one good thing. What?

I feel like myself.

Special message for you today, Blondie.

The big kahuna you're with is not for you.

Blind dates can be a bad idea.

Don't trust him. You will raise Cain if you give him a chance.

We were never lovers.

I can't fake that orgasm.

I hope you can hear me out there, Blondie.

Your friends are out looking for you. We miss you.

All right, we're almost to the beach.

Now keep your eyes open for that jet ski.

Chewbacca.

God, I'm so glad to see you.

Throw your weapons in a pile and step back.

Why should we?

Our weapons are now on automatic.

If I let go of this button, you all die.

I will now take the jade, Miss Hamilton.

He lost his mind?

All these killings over that stupid jade Buddha?

I...

Thank

you for your cooperation.

I must leave you now.

to a nuclear bomb.

Look. Look!

It's Kane.

I have the relay, Mr. Kane.

I've disarmed the agents.

What are your orders?

Kill them.

That was for Mika.

Captain,

prepare to go ashore.

We have coastal patrol on the radar.

Closing fast.

Sir, we must withdraw.

No, I must kill them.

Please, they'll have another chance.

Only if you leave now.

time, Donna Hamilton.

Next time, Mr. Kane.

Get underway, Captain.

Up speed. Now!

And here's one last message for Blondie from the Loveline.

Help is on the way, and your hardships are over for now.

The stars predict the beginning of a whole new era, which can only be

as fantastic.

So let the good times begin.

Now, here's a song from our very own Katie Stock.

Can't it be bad?

Next time, I'll get them.

Next time, we'll all get them.

Yeah.

Just to play this hard But I know I'll get it right Another day

in paradise Baking, baking the sun Another day

in paradise They tell me I'm happy

Then it's off to party all night long.

Tell me how high can one get?

We play and dance and we make romance.

Tonight I've got the mic.

And as for tomorrow, well, I never met a zombie that I didn't like.