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Thank you, George. That's perfect.

So I thought you would enjoy that.

And now I've got another little surprise for you.

Oh. Yeah, something rather exciting.

Oh, George, every time I'm with you, it's exciting.

I must warn you, though, that the place I have in mind is sometimes frequented

by rather unsavory characters.

It could get a little rough.

Well, I feel safe with you.

20, man.

Motherfucker.

Oh, George, you and your surprises.

We got some

more

action over here. A cock -sucking contest.

Oh, George.

This is my last 42 bucks. I'm telling you, that girl can't do anything.

Give me that money. It's going to be a sure -fire bet. I'll tell you, Clem.

Okay,

anybody else?

We got anybody else?

Aren't you going to bet?

I'm into it purely for the sport.

Oh.

Well, I know differently.

Okay, anybody else?

Bets are closed.

Bets are closed. Okay, I'm ready.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, the money's down, money talks, bullshit walks.

Are you ready?

On your mark, get set, go!

115

seconds.

We're just into it now.

Good technique.

That's the way to work it, Mom.

Okay, folks, do you think she'll do it?

I think she'll do it.

Come on, baby.

Two minutes, 20 seconds.

Excellent. Excellent.

See, I told her you were going to get me money. She came to me.

Warning, you mouth.

Fuck you, Jeff.

Hey, wait a minute.

What happened?

Well, she quit.

Now that gentleman's going to have to forfeit the fence.

Mom, where the hell are you going? Come on, you can't run out on me.

She quit.

What about my money?

Let go of me!

Shit!

God damn it! So what's the big deal? You act as though you think you could do it

better.

I can.

You know that.

Let's see.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Do you need some help?

Are you crazy? Those people in there are ready to take my head off. Yeah, I need

some help.

I know. I was one of those people.

Well, I mean, the only way anybody's going to help you... I know.

Are you serious?

I'm serious.

You're not joking?

No.

Last chance to back out?

No. Let's go.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, we've got another one of my girls here to finish

job. Hey, that's not the chick we bet on.

What do you mean? Who cares what girl it is?

Hey, man, you're talking about money, motherfucker. I'm kicking your ass.

The deal was eight minutes. Now who does it? What's the difference?

I guess none.

Precisely.

All right. Are you ready?

On your marks.

Get set.

Go!

Seven seconds into it, she's making excellent progress.

Will she do it, ladies and germs? I believe so.

We're almost there.

Come on.

me buy you dinner. Please, please, you gotta let me buy you dinner.

Oh, God, thank you, thank you.

Oh,

baby,

you just saved my ass. Thank you.

Cynthia, this is the mouth.

What is it?

You're kidding.

I ran out on Jeff and she took over.

So she must be good.

I want you to keep an eye on her and Jeff for me. I want to know everything

they're up to.

I don't want anything getting in the way of my comeback.

Sure, sure, sure. I'll send you some money. Just keep an eye on them.

What was that all about?

Well, it seems that there's a newcomer on the West Coast, and she's good.

The mouth managed to throw another one of her temper tantrums, and this other

chick just stepped in and took over.

Now Jeff is managing her.

That sounds like trouble. That's all I need, goddammit.

Now look, don't get bent out of shape, Snake. We haven't even seen this new

yet. She's probably just another flash in the pan.

Oh, yeah? All I know is no one's going to get in our way of winning that suck

-off. And I'm going to do anything I have to do for us to collect that $50

Just don't forget that I haven't decided to enter yet.

What kind of talk is that?

What, are you crazy?

Listen, when you're done with your training, you'll be back in your old

It'll be a breeze.

You're so sexy when you get angry.

Oh, yeah? You like that, huh?

Come here.

You know what this means?

Mm -hmm.

You're going to fuck me.

Touch my chest. Come on, touch it.

It feels good. It feels so good.

I tell you what, I'm not going to fuck you. I'll just look at you and jerk off.

Mm -mm.

You know what?

Come, dear.

Come to me.

Not yet.

Move that ass on me.

Move it around real nice and slow.

Oh, your ass is so great.

Such a great ass.

Yes.

Cynthia Silkthroat.

I can suck your cock better than it's ever been sucked before.

Show me what a big load you've got for me, Jake.

All of your pussy.

Yes, I want to see it.

See how much cum you've got to give me, baby.

Show me.

See what I mean? There's a lot of money to be made in this business.

A lot of people don't even know it exists.

I mean, $50 ,000 is a lot of money, if you ask me.

$50 ,000 for a blowjob?

Not just any blowjob.

Best blowjob in the world.

They call it the Super Bowl of Suck -offs. They hold it each year in Vegas.

But this year, the prize is 50 big ones.

Winner take all.

God. What I could do with $50 ,000.

Well, that's where I come in.

See, you need yourself a grade A manager like myself.

I get a percentage.

You take the prize and all the glory.

It all works out to be a very equitable affair.

Now, the only problem I can see, of course, is Silky.

Silky?

Cynthia Silkthroat.

That's what they call her anyway.

You see, everybody in the business has a name.

She's the East Coast champ. She's retired now, but rumor has it she was

get back in the business when she heard about the prize at the big suck -off.

Well, I'm not worried about her.

You did say I was the best around, didn't you?

That's what I said.

Then it's a deal?

Yeah.

It's a deal.

I'll call Don Head, the promoter of the sock -off, and tell him.

We got a new entry.

Well, before you do that, there's one thing I want you to know.

Even though $50 ,000 sounds great, I'm not doing it for the money.

I'm doing it for the fun.

Hey, baby.

Whatever turns you on.

Oh, I think you know what turns me on.

How'd you like to see my yellow -bellied South African blowfish?

Your what?

It's a little hobby of mine, if you know what I mean.

Let's go.

My goodness you are one attractive lady

Let's

go again

I don't think a man could ask for a more attractive partner, business or

otherwise.

That was the appetizer.

Now for the main core.

Ooooooh.

Bless you.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm glad you've come.

Funny's the best part.

You know we're going to have to get you in shape for the big suck -off.

And I was figuring we could make some money while we're at it.

Yeah, what'd you have in mind?

Well, I was thinking we could hit some swingers clubs. There'd be a lot of guys

there for you to practice on, and I'm sure we can make some bucks in the

process. You know, swingers got a lot of cash.

Sounds like a plan to me, but why can't I practice with you?

Tammy,

a guy can only do so much.

Anyway. I have to save my energy, too, you know.

All right.

What about a name? You said everybody had a name.

Yeah, you're right. Let's see.

I'm going to go with Tammy.

Tammy Terrific?

No.

Terrible Tammy?

No.

Tammy the Tongue.

That's great.

I love it.

That's it.

That's the keeper.

One, two, three, four.

Come on.

Harder. Two, three, four.

Cammy, cock sucking is an art. To be a good cock sucker, you've got to size up

your opponent.

Study your victim. Know what he likes and learn what it takes. Let him know

who's in control.

Come on, champ.

You're not working hard enough.

You've got to pay the price.

You've got to pay the price.

Tammy, always remember the head, for it is the key to success.

Remember the head, and you'll be a winner.

One, two, three, four.

Come on.

Harder. Two, three, four.

One. Come on, champ.

Let's work.

Come on. You really got to work.

The only way you'll get to the top is putting in that extra effort.

Excellent. Now let's see some of that tongue.

Let's see some of that tongue there.

That's the way.

That's what's going to bring us right to the top. Excellent.

Come on. Come on, champ. Let's get serious.

If you want to be the best, you're going to have to work the hardest.

Everybody knows the road to victory is paved with hard work. Now, come on.

get serious.

That's it. Talk to Liz. She was great, Dad.

10 minutes,

20 seconds.

Let your tongue do the work.

Back and forth.

Three minutes, 31 seconds.

Litter. Ooh, that's it.

Come on, champ.

Everybody knows it's no pain, no game in this business.

This isn't child's play. This is for the championship.

Come on.

That's the morm.

That's it. That's what's going to bring us to the top.

Come on, champ.

Excellent.

Flash in a pan, huh?

Next thing you know, she'll be on the cover of Time magazine.

Oh, Jake.

Who are you calling?

Don.

Hello, Don?

Hi, this is Silky.

How are things in Vegas?

Silky, you sly fox, how the hell are you?

Yeah, things are just great here.

Oh, yeah, the big suck -off is still for the 13th. It's getting to be quite an

event. They're covering it on cable TV.

Yeah, I saw the right.

Well, count me in.

Wonderful.

Yeah, I know I said I was retiring, but I'd like to go out with a bang, if you

know what I mean.

Well, I can understand that.

Who else is in the competition?

Well, so far, only two girls have qualified.

We've got a young girl from Texas named Linda Lone Star, and your ex -manager

Jeff has some new sensations. Hand me the tongue.

Nice touch, eh?

Yeah, nice touch.

Listen, Don, I hate to chat and run, but I've got an important appointment.

I just wanted to let you know that you could count me in.

Yeah, thanks. It's nice to be back.

So long.

What made you change your mind?

You.

Little Earl Annie wasn't such stiff competition anyway.

Oh, my little dove, I've been neglecting you.

You look like you're getting in shape, darling.

I sure am. Great.

I got the hotel reservations, I got the tickets for Vegas, and I got the rent -a

-car parked right outside.

Rent -a -car?

Fuck that. I want a limo.

Well, darling, all I don't know is we can afford a limo.

What are you talking about? $50 ,000, we can hire a limo just to go to Circle K.

You sound awfully confident about winning.

Just because Silk Throat beat me once doesn't mean she's going to do it again.

About those rumors I've been hearing about that town in the town, well, you

just forget about those, because I'm confident about winning.

Well, I guess there is a lot that we could do with $50 ,000.

We?

Oh, we are a team now, aren't we, Sugar?

Yeah, well, I guess so.

What do you say we get down to some of that real working out?

Yeah, real fast.

Okay, stop, stop.

I think that's all. We better train for now, darling.

Stay back.

Some of this fine Texas pimp.

Mmm.

Mmm,

that tastes better than mama's home cooking.

I love the way your pussy tastes.

I wish they was having a pussy eating contest.

Yeah, that's Tammy the Tongue, the hottest thing that ever hit this club.

Yeah?

Hey,

Jeff.

Long time no see.

Yeah, what's going on, Wayne?

Nothing much.

I see you're still earning a living on your own.

Yeah? What's it to you?

Nothing. I hear she's very hot.

Hot?

She's the best.

The best, huh?

I see you obviously haven't met my girlfriend, Patty.

Patty cakes?

Yeah.

Hey, you laugh, but would you be willing to make a bet?

You're on, sucker.

Yeah!

I think it's time we had to check this broad out.

Yeah.

Okay, ladies, the first one to make a man come is gonna win this race. On your

mark, get set, go!

visits elsewhere. And you, you ought to know better.

Listen,

I think this place is just a little too uptight right now.

I'll only come back in a couple of days.

10 to 1, both of them will be here.

Let's get out of here.

Last week before the contest was real important.

You're going to have to get in some intense physical training. Make sure

got it all together.

Well, I'm ready.

Great. There's going to be a reporter stopping by from Swedish Erotic

They called earlier and said they wanted to do a cover story on you. I told them

it was okay.

You don't mind, do you? No, not at all. What time is she supposed to be here?

She's going to be here about noon.

Look, I'm running a little late.

Oh. Are you sure you can handle this? Of course I can handle it.

You be a good girl. We've got a big week ahead of us.

I'll be good, I promise.

Is that any way to kiss your girlfriend goodbye?

Bye -bye.

Beautiful! Give me that wet and wild smile.

Oh, you've got such a gorgeous face.

Oh, yes. Open your legs. Yes.

Oh, that's... Pretty. Real pretty.

Okay.

Big lips. Wow.

You can wrap them around anyone's big dick.

Yes.

Beautiful.

Wow.

Why don't you change into something else?

Okay. Oh, that was a great outfit.

see here. To start with, how long have you been in the business?

Oh, not long. I'm a newcomer, I guess. I just do it for the fun of it.

I see.

Have you thought about what you're going to wear for the competition? I hear

it's very important how you dress.

Oh, I've thought about it. I just can't decide.

Jeff has something special planned.

Now...

And now about your sexual preference.

Are you straight, gay, bi, or what?

Well, technically I'm straight. I've never made it with a woman.

I've never had the opportunity, that's all.

Oh, really?

But you've been thinking about it?

Oh, yeah.

Do you need some help?

If you don't mind.

Oh, here.

Oh, thank you.

I guessed it.

They're staring at me.

Patty Cakes, Don Hidd. Very nice to meet you, Patty.

Thank you.

Don, first off, let me congratulate you on the upcoming competition.

It's probably going to make you a lot of money, huh?

I hope so.

Yeah, well, look, I have a little problem about this.

I happen to know that you used to have a personal appearance contract with Silk

Throat, isn't that right?

Yes, Wayne.

Well, look, the thing is, like, you had a personal appearance contract, and it

looks to me like she's a ringer. I kind of believe that no one else has a

chance. And I think that, you know, a competition like this really stirs the

public's interest, you know. They don't want the same champion all the time. It

looks bush.

Go ahead, Wayne.

All right, Don, Don, look.

My girlfriend Patty Cakes here is unbelievable.

She's great.

But I don't think she's got a chance as long as you're around Silk Road's

corner, you know what I mean? So I've got a proposition for you.

I want to offer you something right up front on the table.

Not behind closed doors.

I have here $5 ,000.

This is yours if you, uh... Hey, look.

What's $5 ,000, right? It's a $50 ,000 competition. This is the deal. I give

$5 ,000 if my babe gets into the finals and does real well.

You know what I mean?

Wayne, why do you do this to me right now?

I mean, I've been interviewing people all day long. Can we discuss this maybe

tomorrow?

Hey, Patty Case, come here. Talk to Don, will you, please?

I happen to know that you have some heavy alimony bills to pay. Isn't that

That is true.

Now, what I've got here is the kind of medicine that'll cure a lot of sore

throats, you know what I mean?

I really want to win this suck -off.

Honey, there's a good chance you might anyway.

Well, I mean, I want to live up to your name, Don Head.

Wayne, Wayne, Wayne.

Why do you do this to me right now?

Do you know the kind of trouble I can get into if people even knew that you

were in my office?

Oh, my God.

You really want to win this thing, don't you?

Absolutely.

So what do you say, Don? Is it a deal?

Listen, Wayne, can we discuss business later, huh?

Yeah, we'll talk.

Later.

Hey, she does give good hair.

Hey, what do you think of an amateur hair?

Rock it back and forth. That's great.

Oh, I'm fucking him out.

Make it go a little faster.

There, baby.

Let the balls get it.

Put it in your mouth.

Just rock on it.

Oh, yeah.

Good stuff. Good stuff.

Oh, way to go, baby.

Take it.

Oh,

rock her, Wayne, that's it.

Rock her over to me.

Oh,

come on, baby.

No, Wayne, rock her.

Oh, back to me.

This girl's going to win it. What are you worrying about?

You think everybody's better than this?

Grade A.

Hey,

Don. Why don't you check out this end?

I wonder if I do.

Excuse me.

What's that do?

That's right, cool it off, baby.

Cool it off.

Oh, yeah.

Nice.

Come on now, real slow. Come right on. Ready?

Yeah, wait.

Come on now.

It takes a lot of a slow down.

Because she likes her cakes filled with cream.

How's that feel? All right?

Feel good?

The second finger.

How's that, honey? All right?

just going to win. Right, Don?

What's going on?

Oh, shit.

Oh, my dick feels so good in my ass.

be here tonight.

You were right.

Excuse me for a moment.

Look, why don't you go occupy the boyfriend?

Got an idea how to fuck up the competition.

Good idea.

No problem.

Tammy the Tongue? Yeah.

Yeah, I read about you in the newspaper. You know, I'm one of your biggest fans.

Well, thank you.

My name is Jake.

Jake the Snake.

Will you call me Jake?

Hello,

Jeff.

Hello, Cynthia.

Long time no see.

I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

Still hard feelings?

No.

So, you have a new lady?

You here with Jake tonight?

Yeah, he's here.

Didn't you see us?

It's one person I can do without seeing.

It didn't have to be like this.

No.

Look, I got somebody waiting for me. Don't you just have a minute to talk?

Yeah, I got a minute.

To talk.

Well, uh... This suck -off is some big deal, huh? What are they giving for the

grand prize?

What?

The grand prize. What's the grand prize to win?

Oh, $50 ,000.

Wow, man. $50 ,000.

That's a lot of money for a blowjob.

Would you excuse me?

Yeah, sure.

I'm really sorry, Jeff.

Oh, hello.

Hi. Jake, would you mind taking me home?

No, I don't mind.

Okay, I really want to get out of here.

Hi. Something I've been meaning to tell you.

About Vegas?

I can see to it that you win.

You know, you do me a little favor.

Scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

What do you mean?

Well, I'll be straight with you.

I'm Cynthia Silkthroat's manager.

I pull all the strings in our operation.

And if you and I have a good time tonight,

you'll be a shoe -in in the contest.

Well, what do you want me to do?

First of all, maybe I'd like to take a look.

You feel sexy?

Oh, yeah.

You should feel sexy because what you have on is very sexy, very nasty. Wait a

minute. Don't get carried away.

Yeah, that's a good idea. Let me see your breasts.

I bet you feel like you should win, don't you?

Oh yeah

I'm going to jerk off to you.

Okay.

Just tell me what you want me to do.

Just enjoy me jerking off. Would you like to watch me do that? Yeah.

Anybody ever do this to you? No, never.

But you like me to put this in there, right?

Yeah. Put that in there?

I don't think I'm going to do it this time. Oh, put it in.

No, no, no. Not this time.

Maybe another time.

I may put it in.

I may put it in.

You know what I'd like to do?

I'd like to jerk off in that skirt you wear.

mouth on this for a minute. Why don't you do that?

That's enough.

That's enough.

Fine. You want to do it more? I want to suck it.

Say you want to again. I want to suck it.

I like to tease myself, you know?

You're teasing me.

I don't know what to do.

What are you going to do?

I'm just going to put the head in and take it out.

Should I do that?

Just for a second.

I want it now.

a little bit.

That's all I can do.

Why don't you turn for her?

Why don't you stick your ass up for me on your knees?

Come closer to me.

Touch it, squeeze it.

You know what I'd love to do?

I'd love to just come right on that skirt.

Would you like that?

Oh, yeah.

Put it in.

No. No.

Tell me. Put it in. I don't want it in.

Then what?

Fuck me.

No more.

Maybe another time.

No. I'm going to jerk off all over that.

Jerk off all over your ass. I'm going to want you to look as I do.

I'm going to want you to come out.

Yeah.

Maybe I can fuck you next time.

After you win.

Yeah.

Let it come over.

Let it come.

Don't be shy I gotta go

We're even.

Get out of here.

What the hell happened? Don't talk to me.

Hey, wait a minute.

I saw you and Cynthia at the club.

Oh, God.

Look, I can explain all that.

I don't want to hear it. I saw enough.

Hey, come on. She was just using me.

I admit it.

I fell for it for a minute.

But, Tammy, I love you.

You promise?

Come on.

Let's just kiss and make up and go to bed.

Okay? We've got a big week ahead of us.

Okay, only if you promise she doesn't mean anything to you.

Have I ever lied to you?

Well, was she better than me?

...Tammy...

I hope y 'all call him. Yeah, I do love him. I'll be home as soon as I can. Bye.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the fourth annual World Championship.

Coming to you directly from...

If I'm not mistaken, that gregarious gargantuan gaggle I hear in the

is for none other than...

Yes, it's Tammy the Tongue. It's Tammy the Tongue, that old American girl

dressed in a red, white, and blue, with a red, white, and blue on, to rob 50

pounds. Tammy the Tongue is certainly deserved.

I place her in the final seven to feed a little oil army to get here.

Ladies and gentlemen, if I'm not mistaken, if I'm not mistaken, those

can't belong to no one but that devious dog destroyer of Texas!

You got to stay calm, stay cool.

Look at her over there. She's thinking about you. She's sweating.

You better be out of town by sundown, girl.

All right, I don't even want you to look at her anymore. I want you to stay

calm. This is it. This is the big one.

Ladies and gentlemen, and children 18 and over, welcome to the world

championship suck -off event.

If you can't eat me, you can't beat me. Please excite me, just don't bite me.

You know, girl, if it wasn't for that little monthly Social Security check,

never be able to see television like this.

In that corner, a newcomer to the sport, irresistible, irrepressible, Tammy the

Tongue.

from Texas, the land where things are big, oily, and gushing out the top, Miss

Linda Lone Star.

I thought this cable TV, they said it's hardcore.

If it's hardcore, you're hardcore.

Where are the hardcore?

I'm going to show that city girl how to slip.

It's pretty even right now. Tammy the Tongue has literally swallowed the

nation's imagination with her titillating tongue techniques.

It's rumored she was a trumpet player in high school and there learned to use

her tongue in such a fascinating fashion that's what she uses to get these men

out. Her tongue is moving at an incredible hundred miles an hour. Come

Tongue. You can do it. Come on. Okay, get the hands underneath.

Come on. All right, keep the tongue moving. Jaw loose.

Nice move. Nice move.

I'm going over to Linda Lone Star.

Linda Lone Star is known as the ice cream queen in Texas, and she's rumored

have wads of rock and roll hidden up in her cavernous oral cabin.

You ever seen anybody get a tongue lashing on his swing and turn on like

before?

But, Buck, it don't look like she's getting him very hard.

No, it don't look like she's getting him very hard. What the hell's wrong?

Oh, Tabby!

Tabby! Lone Star, she ain't even getting them off. Piece of cake. Come on, Tom.

Dude, I'll tell you what we're going to do. I'm getting in there.

I'm going to have some head.

But what's this?

What's this?

Linda Lone Star's manager has jumped in, has pulled down his pants, and is

placing his devious dawn in Linda's old cabin.

Hey, wait a minute.

He can't bring the manager in. That's a foul.

What's going on here?

I'm going to protest to the referee.

Don't worry about them, darling.

That's it.

have a chance.

She was good.

Oh, she wasn't good? That was her boyfriend.

I know they're going to call it a foul.

Just wait a second. I know the judges will see it that way.

Tammy the Tongue has retired to her corner and she's crying.

And Buck and the Lone Star are raising their arms to the sky as if they have

victory. I wonder... We're going to have to get some official word on this

because I have never seen this happen before in the ring. And I just really

can't tell you for sure whether or not...

whether this is in the rule books.

Here comes, ladies and gentlemen, yes, here comes Donhead. Here comes Donhead.

He should be able to clear all this up for us.

Linda Lone Star used her manager as her stud, and the rule book on page 6,

section 9, states that familiarity brings refinement in style.

Or in other words, she's probably sucked on his Texas longhorn many times

before.

She is then disqualified.

And the new winner is Tammy DeConc.

It was a decision by Don Head and I got to hand it to him. One of the few

courageous men in this rather sleazy business.

I'm telling you, the world's record is 7 minutes 23 seconds.

Indoor or outdoor?

What's the difference?

Wind resistance.

Patty Cakes with her manager, Wayne Savage.

Not one of my favorite people, but obviously an effective manager to get

here in the finals.

dancer in Las Vegas for a number of years, and her neck extension is beyond

belief. An obvious, an obvious advantage in a cocksucker.

What's that idea?

Could that be?

That could be what everybody, everybody, ladies and gentlemen, is waiting for.

The black princess of pricks punishing, Cynthia Sustrow!

I saw this silk throat bitch at the 83 Tampa suck -off. She's the rat's ass.

Your wife blows better than she does. She's finished.

What? How would you know how my wife blows?

There's the bell and the bout has begun.

Patty kicks and silk throat under center ring and both sink to their knees.

These girls choose their own stunt cocks.

It shows the monster obviously is her size, her rapidity in coming.

These girls have different techniques.

Fatty kicks uses her strong thigh muscles developed from years of

dance training.

Her mouth moves back and forth, her tongue, tongue in the underside of the

She likes to play with the balls a lot. Look at that. Look at the way she takes

them all the way down. Look at that, man. Look at that. It's like she's fist

-bucking with her mouth. It's unbelievable.

That subdued, bodacious tata has obviously given her...

Incredible lung power.

And look at her head move back and forth. She has staying power like nobody

in this business, and I think that's what made her last so long.

All right, baby, way to go.

Fifty grand of Bora Bora.

Here I come.

Tammy, baby, sweetheart, what's the matter?

What do you mean you're not going back out there?

I can't, Jeff.

I'm just not good enough.

Are you kidding? You're the best.

You just won, didn't you?

Yeah, I won.

No, Jeff. I can't go back out there.

Tammy.

Her organ is growing in tumescence. It's growing in redness. And I think Silk

Road is coming to a victory. Don't look at Silk Road. Don't look at her.

No, no.

It ain't over yet.

What? I don't believe this guy, man.

And the winner.

That silk throat is pretty good.

But in the last bout, that little blonde, Tammy the Tongue, you know,

she's always been my favorite.

Reminds me of me and my youth.

I'm going to put my money on the little blonde, Tammy the Tongue. You're crazy.

I'm $100 crazy.

You want?

Got it. All right. I can't and I won't.

So that's it?

I just stand here in a rented tuxedo and you tell me you're not going back out

there?

This is how it all ends.

All those months, all those hours, all that training.

Damn me! Damn me! Damn me! Damn me!

Where the hell's the tongue?

I don't know shit.

Damn me! Damn me! Damn me!

I think you were planning this all along.

I think you're throwing this for Jake the Snake.

No, that's not true. Oh, I see it all now.

You get a percentage and make me look like a fool and throw it to that cunt

Silkthroat. How can you say that?

Tammy! Tammy!

Tammy!

Tammy! Tammy!

Tammy! Tammy! Tammy!

What's your percentage, Tammy?

20? 30 %?

Hold out, honey. I think you can do better.

Please. All those months you trained me and pushed me. You really made me think

I was the best.

Listen to me.

And I loved you for that.

And God damn it, I'm going to go prove it to you right now.

Stay calm. Relax.

Ladies and gentlemen, and now for our final event, for champion of the fourth

annual world championship suck -off, the semi -finalists are, in this corner,

once again, we have Tammy the Tongue.

Cynthia Silkroad, huh? You ought to call her Sandpaper Tongue. Believe me, I

know.

I saw her against Lone Star. Tutte bene. But no problem.

Just get in there and take her out fast.

Go get her, kid.

I'm gonna mess you up.

Go for it.

We're almost there, baby.

Almost. Come on.

We've still got time.

It looks like her tonsillectomy has paid off. She has totally cleared her throat

of any oral appendages in the world.

I want to see this thing. Can I get you anything?

No.

All right, once again. Bartender, pick up your glass.

Two. Booker.

Yeah. I want to see this thing. Can I get you anything else? Pick up take

I think it's time we check this broad out.

What the hell happened? Don't talk to me.

Get out of here. She blows better than your wife does. You did it wrong.

Why don't we come back in a couple of days, ten to one, both of those fucking

motherfuckers.

Sorry. Keep together, keep together. Okay, okay.

You don't mind, do you? No, not at all.

There's the bell and Patty cooks it.

There's the bell and Patty kicks it.

On your knees and give us a big smile.

I want you to lick it, darling, like a cow licks a salt lick.

Yeah!

And I'm going to do everything I have to do.

All I know is no one's getting in the way of... All I know is no one's getting

in the way of... Oh, shit.

You see, everybody in the name's got a business.

Oh, shit.

I can't look down. Look down.

Yeah.

Beautiful.

Yeah.

Yeah. All right, go get them.