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Daisy moon is rising in the western

sky.

Summer winds are whistling a country

lullaby.

Love just don't come easy for

a lady of the night.

Looking for a lover Who's gonna treat

her right Still we made it Found a

love we couldn't buy Never stopped to

question why In a place where

love

was hard to find

they say the vultures

circle for the loser of the day

but living life and lover

are the dues we have to pay

till we made it

Found a love we couldn't buy.

Never stopped to question why.

In a place where love was hard to

find.

Darling, I'm tired of you turning tricks for every tin horn that comes to town.

Oh, honey, your nose has got to make a living.

Mary Lou, marry me.

I'll give up gunfighting. We can raise cattle together.

Do you mean it? Do you really mean it?

Darling, I love you.

Please marry me.

Oh, Ralph, I couldn't.

When? Tomorrow.

Oh, your nose, how I love you.

Here, lay little Ralph over there for a while.

He sure is getting healthy.

It's gonna be nice to have him pass on my name

for the moment.

Thank you.

Let me feel you inside of me though.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, my God. What?

Oh, my God. What? Oh, my God. What does it say? It's from Horse Breath Harry.

No, not Horse Breath Harry.

He says he's down the street. If you don't meet him for a showdown, he'll

here to kill you.

I just gotta go.

Darling, don't stop me now. You can't stop me.

No, I can't. You can't. Now get on out of here. Go.

Get. Well, get out of here. This is gunfire.

Okay, horse breath.

Come out wherever you are, you chicken shit.

Fucking chicken stick.

Draw on the count of three or die.

One.

Two.

Three.

You've been shot.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Lucifer comes through the night.

He takes the wrong and makes it look all right.

He pulls you up to bring you down.

He laughs at you cause you're here.

He lets you see what you, just what you want to see, all your

fantasies.

Lucifer comes through the night.

He takes a wrong and makes it look all right. He pulls you up

to bring you down.

And he laughs at you cause you're his clown.

That heavenly desire is gonna burn you with his fire.

What it seems to be, he lets you see what you...

Baby, you're in the back seat of a Cadillac Broham.

That's as close to heaven as you're gonna get.

Where are the horses?

Horses? Just press down on the gas pedal, and away we go.

Who are you?

The devil.

Yeah, if you're the devil, how come you don't have horns?

Horns? Hell, horns went out with the exorcist.

Where are you taking us?

Are we going to hell?

Maybe. You've been in limbo a long time now.

It's time for you to come on up, or down, to where the action is.

Well, can we still get to heaven?

You want to sit on a cloud with a robe and a harp and play hymns for the rest

eternity? Or do you want to come down to where the action is in Hooker's heaven?

Hooker's heaven?

What's that?

That's my part of hell, where all the bad J's and John's go.

to really get it on.

Well, I think heaven can wait.

We'll go to hell.

Well, you first have to prove your badness.

We'll start tomorrow.

That's the old whorehouse.

Yeah, looks just like it used to. That's right, only now it's a sorority.

What's a sorority?

That's a club for girls. They have them at every college.

Okay, see you later. Bye.

Bye.

Beth Stewart, the new pledges are here.

See those two girls?

They're stone cold virgins.

Next Saturday night at the sorority, they're going to be asked to get down

the initiation.

It's your job to make them fuck and like it.

My God, he's the spitting image of Ralph.

It's his grandson.

He does the maintenance around here.

Careful or he'll see you.

He can see us?

He's the only one.

Tom sometimes thinks he's Ralph the Kid.

And he loves you very much, Mary Lou.

In love with me?

That's right.

When love is strong, people can see into other dimensions.

He sees you too, Rosebud, so be cool.

Well, girls, go to work and...

Good luck.

If you girls should need anything, I live in the back of the house.

But I thought no men lived here. You're right, except me.

I come with the house. My grandfather was Ralph the Kid.

He was gunned down on the street right in front of this house.

Here, let me show you something.

There, that's Ralph the Kid.

He looks exactly like you.

I know. And that's Mary Lou, his girlfriend.

And that's Rosebud.

Oh, pretty.

Mary Lou! Rosebud!

Mary Lou!

Rosebud!

Come back! Where are you, Mary Lou?

Rosebud! Mary Lou! Rosebud! Come back here!

Mary Lou!

Come back!

Oh, Mary Lou!

My glasses.

Where'd they go?

Where'd they go?

Don't mind him.

Tom is a bit out to lunch, but...

He's a good worker. We need him around here.

I'm the house mother, Ms. Seward. I'm Ellen. I'm Sue.

Come on, I'll show you two rooms.

Here's your room, girls. How do you like it? I like it. It's beautiful. Look at

the colors.

I know.

Well, how was your trip from Utah?

Oh, it was very nice. Thank you.

You know, we've never been on our own like this before. But we have boyfriends

at Western, yeah.

Okay, when you get settled, you can come down and meet the girls.

Okay, thank you. See you later. Really appreciate it.

You know, I like her.

She's nice.

Yeah, I like her, too.

I wonder where Charles is. You know, he said he'd be here.

How you doing?

Hey. Oh, Charles.

It's so good to see you.

Good to see you, too.

Oh, I've missed you.

Yeah, me too.

How you doing, Sue?

Oh, pretty good, Charles. How's everything on campus?

Oh, it's fantastic.

Hey, you're really going to love it here. This is the best house on campus,

know.

Oh,

I hope it's still.

Hello?

Phil? How are you?

Okay. I'll be right down.

See you guys later.

Bill's waiting for me downstairs.

Have fun.

Have a good time.

Your brother Freddy said to say hello.

And your mother said to be sure and wear the heavy sweater that your Aunt Bertha

gave you for Christmas if it gets cold.

I miss you so much.

You feel so good.

Hey, we'd better not do this.

I've been thinking of you so much. So long.

Stop it. But I love you.

Oh, I love you too.

Charles! You know we can't do that till after we're married.

We can kiss, can't we?

Kissing's okay.

Nothing. You know, this is really what I like, just holding you like this.

Yeah, me too.

Charles, can you just let me hold you?

Oh, yeah.

Sure.

A little faster, though.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

You feel so good.

Charles, I just can't understand you.

Well, I can understand you.

Okay, all right.

Charles,

please.

Okay, okay.

That was beautiful.

Oh, it sure was.

A kiss from the lips is only a part.

But a kiss to be whole comes straight from the heart.

What?

Poetry speaks emotion.

Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.

I love you, Charles.

Yeah, I love you, too.

I sat in something wet.

Oh, beautiful.

The future Mrs.

Bill Henderson.

Mrs. Bill Henderson.

Sounds nice.

Let's go get a motel room. What for?

I want to make love to you, Sue.

I can't.

I've never loved... I mean, it's not right.

Come on, honey. We're going to get married.

I mean, we ought to at least find out if we're compatible.

We will.

Right after we're married.

Nobody cares about that anymore.

I mean, couples live together before they get married now.

And you want to make love to me. That's crazy.

Why do we always have to fight when we're together?

It's just that I love you so much.

I need you, Sue.

Oh, God, my mother would kill me.

She doesn't need to know.

Come on, honey.

Stop it, Bill. I can't.

Why did you unbutton your blouse? I unbuttoned my blouse. You are crazy.

You're really getting weird.

I'm getting out of here. Call me when you regain your senses.

Don't hold your breath, Sue.

Give it to your next girlfriend.

Maybe she'll sleep with you.

Oh, honey, what's the matter?

Almost done.

What am I going to do?

Just calm down.

Calm down.

I just broke up with my fiance.

Why?

He wanted to go to a motel.

I promised my mother I wouldn't.

Well, honey, he just wants to make love to you. It's natural, you know. But it's

not right.

I'm not married yet. There's nothing wrong with having sex with someone you

love. But... Loving and experiencing physical love is the most beautiful

in the world.

Is it?

It is. Don't you like when he kisses you?

Oh, yes.

But he wants to go all the way.

Well, do you love him?

Yes, very much.

Well, just let nature take its course.

But I'm frightened.

There's nothing to be frightened of.

What is he going to do? He's very beautiful.

Well, he'll first hold you in his arms and kiss you very gently on the lips.

Then he'll just kiss you.

Tenderly. And lick your lips very gently.

And you feel his tongue on you.

And you start sucking it.

Sucking it deep into your mouth.

And you pretend that it's this throbbing, pulsating cock about to

luscious juices in your mouth.

Then he takes his tongue.

Out of your mouth and runs it down your neck to your breath.

And then he licks your nipple.

He gets it really erect.

Gently bites it. Just so gently.

And this about takes you to near ecstasy.

You can just about come.

I'm biting your nipple really gently.

And then.

And then.

He continues down your body.

He continues down your body real slowly.

With his tongue.

His hot tongue.

Licking you all over.

Down.

Down your body.

And if at this time.

Ooh, your clitoris is just throbbing and pulsating.

And he senses this.

And he opens your legs.

He opens your legs real wide.

Ooh, and he spreads your pussy with his fingers.

And he licks it. Ooh, he starts licking you.

Ooh, each side of your pussy licks it.

Ooh, and then he... He sticks his tongue and he puts his tongue...

Right near your clit. Just teasing you.

Teasing you until you can't stand it.

Oh, and this drives you crazy.

And you start thrusting. And you want to thrust.

You want to thrust right into him.

Oh, you want him so badly.

It's teasing you.

Teasing you.

Why?

Why?

What?

You shouldn't waste them raking leaves.

Come on, Tom. Why don't you come have some fun with us?

Why don't you try playing with some real girls instead of chasing after ghosts?

Yeah, look at this, Tom. Don't real girls turn you on?

He's afraid of real girls. Maybe he doesn't have a cop.

What's the matter, Tom? Are you afraid of us?

Oh, it couldn't be that. Show us what you've got.

Get these clothes off of you.

Oh, my God.

What's the matter, girls? Are you afraid of a real man?

Come on.

What, I don't know? You're gonna get it now.

Both of you.

wrapping out this package.

Oh, that's tight.

Oh, yeah. They look nice.

Well, if it isn't our fucking landlord.

Shirley? Girls?

I could meet my new secretary, Shirley.

What happened to the old one?

Did she get tired of the ropes and chains?

Where's Miss Stewart?

Here I am, Harold.

Here's a rent check, love boy.

Well, this is only for half the rent.

Who's paying the other half?

Your turn, Shelley.

What about that one?

Can't have that one.

Oh?

Why not?

Well, if you'd like to get the clap, Harold, go right ahead.

I see.

Uh, Shelley?

God, what you got to do for cheap rent?

After you, my dear.

It's a clap.

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

What is this? What is this? Hmm.

Well, if the door is locked, nobody will be bothering us.

Hmm.

That's nice.

Shall we welcome Shirley to our little group, Ellie?

Whatever you say, Harold. Sure.

Hi, Shirley.

Hi.

Let's see what we've got.

They didn't have these when I was a boy.

Oh, June, could you get the camera?

I'll get to work.

Yeah.

Check it down on her, shall we?

Ah.

Thank you.

Let me sit on your face, Harold, so you can lick my pussy.

AHHHHHH

When Loverboy sees these, he'll give us free room. I think I'd rather just give

them to his wife.

Hey, you know, I don't know how the girls around here can be so easy.

I know.

Hey, did you know what they had to do for their initiation?

Know what?

They had to have sex with half the football team, and then they ended up in

gigantic orgy.

Well, they better not ask us to do that, because that's where I draw the line.

Hey, I'm going to go home before I let anybody into my pants.

I'll get it.

Hello?

Just a second. I'll see.

Hey, Sue, it's Bill.

I'm not here.

And I'm sorry, Bill.

Yeah, okay. Bye -bye.

Hey, Sue, I really think you should talk to him. I mean, look, he's been calling

me like crazy.

Well, I'm going to teach him a lesson.

Hey, well, what if he teaches you a lesson and just stops calling

Well, he can go to hell.

That would be a welcome change after these two.

They're really going to be a fucking problem.

That should take care of the little devil for a while.

Excuse me. I mean, Rick.

Looks like we have us a real problem here.

I know.

I don't think we're ever going to get those two laid.

What happens if they're still virgins after tomorrow?

Well, nothing much. You two will be assigned a cloud, robe, and a harp, and

have to sing Amazing Grace, along with Pat Boone, for the rest of eternity.

Oh, shit.

What can we do?

There must be something.

I have an idea.

Hello?

Yeah, just a minute.

It's for you. It's your father.

Hello? Daddy?

How are you?

Fine, darling. How are you?

Is everything all right?

Sure is. Is Mom there?

Yeah, she's here. I'll go and get her.

Okay, Rosebud, do your thing.

Don't worry, your fourth voice will sound just like her mother's.

It's a devil's trick.

Hello?

Hello, dear.

Mommy, how are you?

Fine, darling.

How's school?

Oh, great.

And that handsome fiancé of yours?

Bill? Uh, well, he's fine.

Is something wrong?

Oh, no, Mother, nothing.

You didn't have a fight with him, did you?

No, I told you everything's fine.

Well, that's good. We're so looking forward to the wedding.

We've invited everyone. I've reserved Marshall Hall.

And I'm glad you're having a Christmas vacation.

There's no use waiting for you two, you being in love and all.

But, Mother... See you in December. This is costing us.

Bye, darling.

Bye -bye, Mommy.

I better make up with Bill and fast.

I guess I'll see you two later.

Bill, so good to see you, darling.

Bill, I've changed my mind.

About getting married, I know.

No, no, about, you know, waiting for marriage.

Well, then.

Good work, Rosebud.

Come along with me and I'll show you my appreciation.

What about me?

You just give Ellen a fuck and you're going to have some fun too.

Get undressed.

your reward for doing such a good job.

Just put it in your mouth.

It won't bite.

Go ahead.

Don't use your teeth.

Thank you.

Play with my daughter.

Take it all.

Just relax.

Don't hurt you.

Oh, rough butt.

Keep you in hell forever.

Hey, you want some popcorn?

Sure. Yeah, good. I just made some tonight.

Get this light here.

There we go.

There you go.

Ooh, looks good.

Mm -hmm.

Well, it's movie time.

Now, let me see.

It's educational.

Here, have some more popcorn.

There you go. Not so bad.

Relax,

relax. Watch the movie.

Have some more.

You said you held it before.

No, I mean, what did you say after that?

I didn't say anything after that. But you said that... Let's go back to him.

What?

Apologize.

What did you say?

I didn't say anything after that.

Apologize. Something really strange is going on here.

Apologize. What?

I don't even know what we're arguing about.

Kiss him, dummy.

Feel his hard body next to you.

I love being close like this.

How does this feel?

Let him do it. You love it.

don't you understand?

Well, one part of me says, go right ahead, and the other part says, no, it's

wrong.

Well, uh, Ellen, what part are you going to listen to?

Do it. Do it.

Come on, honey.

Want to see my chest?

You look like you have a little scar on your body.

It's a little too kinky for me.

They taste so good.

There's a popcorn, huh?

Oh, yeah.

No. You'll be okay. Don't worry. Oh, be careful.

I've never done this.

You'll love it.

You'll be okay.

I thought you'd better feel good.

Since they're missing? Yeah.

Thank you.

You first.

Well, you see, Bill and me... Yeah? That is, Bill and

I... What? Come on. Oh, God, it was fabulous.

What was fabulous?

Well, we... Yeah?

We did it. Did what?

No, we made love.

So did we.

You and Bill?

Bill? Oh, Charles and I. Oh, I thought you meant...

I'm really glad I did it.

So are we.

What?

But good luck.

Okay, girls.

I'm over here.

So you girls want to be thigh -high?

Yeah.

And you're ready to go through with the initiation?

Yeah.

See what's on the map.

Well, we won, huh?

Yes, we sure did.

You girls are going to have a good time in hell.

Go on, Ed.

Go on.

Yeah, you have one more now.

Hey,

I think they want you over there.

Look what I've got.

Oh, look.

Come on.

What to do, what to do.

trying to devil one?

Let me add it.

Oh,

good,

Rosebud.

You're going to have a good time now.

I'm going to have a good time tonight.

You are. I'll see you later.

I'll get somebody.

Oh,

he's so stiff.

Oh,

he's great.

I didn't think he'd be this good.

Aren't you glad you came to the initiation?

I could do this every night.

Tom and tell him his girls are in here. They won't believe me. He'll believe it.

Just get a stylus off. He'll believe anything.

You're not going to need your glasses for what you're going to do. What do you

mean?

Mary Lou and Rosebud, they're waiting for you. They both want to fuck you.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, they told me to bring you into the living room. They're waiting for you.

Oh, come on.

Really? Come on, Tom.

But my glasses.

I can't see.

Are you girls ready?

Ready.

To go downstairs.

You mean we made it?

Of course.

I'm a man of my word.

Shall we go?

I'll see you all.