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You have a seat right there in the corner there.

Why are we even here?

That's the question, right?

Why are we here?

That is the question.

Yeah.

I mean, we were just doing normal shopping like we normally do.

Why are we in here? Yeah.

All right.

Anything you want to confess or declare?

Come on, cough it up. You know why you're here.

What's this?

You know, the coronavirus?

You know? What about it?

I think I feel a little fever.

And I have a little cough.

You know what? You guys just stay right there. I got to go.

Let's get out of here, you know.

Did you steal anything?

No, I didn't steal anything. Did you steal anything?

I didn't steal anything.

And then he'll let us just go. Because he doesn't want to get sick.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We didn't do anything.

Mom,

I don't... I don't feel comfortable here.

I don't feel comfortable either.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's go.

Okay.

What if he comes back?

What's he going to do?

What are you guys doing? Get back in there. What did we do?

What do you want from us?

I got some closed circuit television footage of you guys stealing some stuff.

What's the coffin all about?

I just, I feel sick.

You know, the coronavirus is going around.

And, yeah, we were just out shopping and trying to feel better. And that's

probably really bad.

Yeah, we were just trying to find some medicine.

You really are.

Sick. I might have a fever. I don't know. Mom, do I have a fever?

You are warm, honey.

Can we just go?

No, you can't go.

You guys, I'm not going to detain you for... Detain us? For what?

Well, I've got closer television of you stealing some items. I'm not entirely

sure what it is. I've got to search you at some point.

What are you talking about? Search.

Search.

Show me this paper. You got any credentials? I don't think we should be

Do you have any ID or anything?

ID? ID, either of you?

No. No ID.

What's your name?

Sunny.

Miss Sunny.

All right, what's your last name?

Lane.

What do you need that for?

Because I'm writing a...

A police report, in essence, basically. It's theft. That's what it is. It's

theft. Well, we didn't steal anything. Mom, you didn't steal anything, right?

Where do you reside, Ms. Lane? No, I didn't steal anything. What's your

No.

No, no, no.

You have it totally mistaken.

Can you show us this video that you talked about? You'll be confused. I

Obviously, it's classified. I can never show you that.

It's police evidence.

No, no. So where do you reside? What's your name?

Ashley.

Ashley.

Ashley. Lee.

Where do you reside?

Do you live together, mother -daughter? Yeah, this is my mom. Obviously. So

where do you reside? I need this for my report here.

Well, we don't want any authorities or anything. We didn't do anything wrong.

Well, that's what everyone says.

You don't have any proof.

Well, you know what?

You guys are making this a little difficult.

I'll give you...

There's an option here. We could do it this way, or I could call the police.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, let's not get the police involved.

Well, then you've got to cooperate with me. Where do you reside here? I'm just

kind of getting disinformation.

Okay.

California?

What street?

What number of street?

612. 612.

Hard Lane.

Where is that?

I think we should really go to the hospital.

You know, we're not feeling good. You guys really are.

I'm feeling warm.

You know what? You just stay right there. I'll be right back.

It's kind of getting hard to breathe.

It's kind of scary, but I don't know what's going on.

What is he even talking about?

The cameras?

We can't get in trouble for this, right?

No, but what are we getting in trouble for?

Right. He hasn't told us what we've been in trouble for. He hasn't said we

really stole anything, but he said maybe.

I'm just so confused.

Mom, did you really feel something?

Well, I didn't feel it. I just kind of borrowed it.

What?

What did you borrow?

Well, it's been restricted and we can't get one because of the whole

coronavirus. And I want to make sure that we stay healthy.

What is it?

We cannot get in trouble.

We cannot get in trouble.

Because I want us to stay healthy, and we've been having these little coughs,

and, you know, it's just scaring me. It's honestly just scaring me, and I

want to make sure you're okay. I don't know. It's restricted. We can't even buy

those. I know. It's only a dollar.

I know, right?

But I'll give it back.

I just want to protect you.

I just want to protect you and keep you safe.

Thank you, Mom, for thinking of me, but you can't steal.

I know. It was just there, and it said we can't have them, and I don't know

to do. I want to make sure that you're okay.

I don't care if I don't have one. I just want to make sure you have one.

Now what do we do?

I mean, it's not like he's going to... Erect us?

Yeah, or strip you down or anything. You can't see, right?

No.

No.

I mean, like, how do they even know?

I did so slick.

He has to have, like, proof.

Yeah. I mean, you can't see it, can you?

No.

I'm sorry, honey.

I'm really sorry.

I can't believe you would do this, Mom.

I know. It's really bad of me.

I just saw it, and I just, like, I just knew that we could not get our hands on

one. And it was just right there, and I just went for it, and it was just one.

One.

It was one.

I don't know.

I don't know. What is he going to do to us?

Let's tell him we gotta go to the hospital.

Yeah, but he's not letting us go. We've been telling him we need to go to the

hospital. Right.

What if I put the dick?

What? No, Mom. Gross.

I don't know.

What? No.

Oh.

God, I really screwed up, didn't I?

Yes.

He should be afraid that we have coronavirus.

Right. And then he won't let us go.

Right. All right.

I'll just take a little precautionary measure.

You really should. I don't want to startle you guys or anything, but... You

really should. ...the state of the world here.

I want to be safe.

So you have no identification.

No.

in order for me to proceed here. So I'm going to have to take a little

documentation. You can Google me. Would you mind standing up?

Oh, okay.

All right.

Let me just do a little search here.

What are you doing?

Searching me.

I think you're being really inappropriate to my mother.

This is making me really uncomfortable.

Can I have a lady check me out? You know what? There's no women in this moment

right now.

You know what?

Like, really?

Yeah. I need you to...

Excuse me, what?

Look, this is just procedure.

If you want to... I could always call the police and they could come down

No, no, no, no, no. We don't need the cops to interfere with any of this.

No, no, sir. We don't want any trouble.

Right, not at all. Maybe you could just follow along with... So, you want me to

take my top off? Yeah, I need to do a thorough search.

Potential perpetrators.

We really didn't do anything wrong.

Look, that's what everyone says, you know.

I'm just doing my job.

I'm just doing my job. So take the blouse off.

Okay.

Yeah, just do that.

You're actually going to have to take this robe entirely.

I know it's tough.

Seriously? Yeah. That's so inappropriate.

Look. I can't make my mom sit down.

That's procedure.

You need a warrant for that, right?

What goes on in this office, this is my office, okay?

We didn't do anything wrong, though.

Why are we even in here?

I just want to make sure it's still in.

Really? Where am I going to hide anything?

You'd be surprised.

I've seen it all.

I'm impressed with some of the creativity somebody needs out.

You didn't even show us the footage.

I mean, seriously. You can't see the footage.

Classified. It's only for the... But how do you know we didn't steal anything?

Because I reviewed it.

Well, why can't you show us?

Okay, I need you to take the top and the bottom off.

The sooner you get this done, the sooner we can get out of here.

You can't make her get naked.

I mean... You know what?

I need you to do the same thing. Come here. What? No. Let's make this quicker.

Stand up. You know what? All right.

I appreciate your cooperation, but I might call the authorities here.

A little too much. I should probably call the CDC. No, no, no.

I'll take them off. I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you. You come and stand up.

Stand up.

You want to start here. Take your blouse. Take your top off.

In the, in the, in the bottom, in the top.

Oh, gee.

Yeah, let me just say this again.

Oh, hold on. Hey, stop, stop.

What is this?

This is, like, suspected.

Mom, you stole something?

It was suspected.

Look, I need you.

I'm so sorry. You can sit down, ma 'am. Sit down.

I didn't even know she did that.

Look. Why can't I just go?

Why can't mom just get in trouble?

She might have something on her, too, and I need to find out.

We could have the corona again, so, like, I just wanted to make sure she was

protected.

I don't have anything.

Come here.

You're making this difficult.

Why would I steal anything?

Why would people do anything? I have no idea what motivates people.

Mom,

you shouldn't be touching her like that.

Mom, make him stop.

Hello? Stop.

Mom, make him stop.

No, I have to do this. Don't touch me.

I want to... Stop. Stop. Just stop fighting.

She didn't take anything. It was me. I was the one that took the mask.

It was me.

Take that off.

Take this top off.

You're really making this difficult.

I got to wear this damn suit.

It's 100 degrees in here.

I can't believe it. We don't want the coffin, Bob. We don't want the coffin,

Bob. Of course not. Take the cancer off in your sneakers.

I need to get the photograph and document.

You died.

Oh, baby, I'm so sorry.

Mom, this is all your fault.

It is. It really is.

I just want to be protected, and really you. I wanted you to be protected.

I didn't care about me.

What if, what if she just gave it back?

And then we could just go. I wish that could, you know, give it back.

We can just pretend it never happened. There's no do -overs, alright?

Yeah, we can pretend it never happened. Why, no!

I'm not getting naked in front of you.

Alright.

Ma 'am, I appreciate your, your, you know, your cooperation.

I'm gonna... No, no, no, no, okay, okay, okay, okay, please.

I'll take it off.

Okay.

She'll take it off.

Yes.

Please just cooperate.

I don't want to be in a stamp suit 100 degrees.

You guys are... I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry.

Take these bottoms off.

Look, your mom's sitting there naked.

What do you got to be ashamed of?

She didn't take anything. It was just me.

All right, let me just check this.

I saw you over there in the

pharmaceutical section there.

You know, these masks are extremely sought after by medical

teams. So you guys are feeling unbelievable.

It's just one.

They're a dollar. I don't know if you got any more than one.

Why can't you just give me a dollar, and then you just let us go?

Yeah. Can I just do that?

We'll just pay for it. Please? I won't ever do this again. I'm so sorry.

You really make this difficult for me. Look, let me just do my job.

Have a seat there. I'm going to go and look at some photographs first, rather

than get me all so hot in this damn suit I can't remember what I'm doing here.

Let's stand up.

Put your hands down to the side. I need to document what I'm doing here.

Okay.

Turn it to the side.

Oh, great.

Are these mug shots?

Yeah, pretty much. These are kind of mug shots.

Oh, my gosh.

Mug shots?

These will go with your case file.

Case file?

Yeah. Would you stand up? Sit down.

Sit down with Mommy.

Mommy, we can't get in trouble. We can't get in trouble. Come on, stand up. We

can't go to jail.

We cannot go to jail. That's why I started taking off my clothes. Well,

there's some options here if you just cooperate with me. Stand up. Oh, don't

touch me.

Yeah, I'm going to be touching you, you guys.

God damn it. Yeah.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

That's why we need to get out of here.

Okay,

now turn to this side.

I'm just documenting this for the case file.

This is going to go with your folder to the authorities along with this

evidence.

You mean I can't keep the mask?

For what?

I mean, she needs it.

Here.

Put it on.

Really need it? There you go.

There you go. Cover your nose.

All right.

Please.

Okay.

All right.

You guys just sit tight. I got to go get some more paperwork going.

No funny business.

We just want to put on our clothes.

What are we going to do?

Are we really going to go to jail?

Is he going to call the police?

We should not. You've got so much on the line. I am so sorry. What did I do?

I just got so scared that I just saw it, and it was right at my fingertips, so I

just took it.

I didn't think it was a big deal. It was only a dollar.

I mean, you can't go to jail over a dollar, right?

More money.

Oh, I have 100.

Yeah, maybe I'll take that. Put some extra zeros on the back and, you know,

spread them that way.

Yeah, and then we can... Yeah, because we don't need a case. You don't need a

case. You don't need a case. I don't care if I get a case.

It's okay.

But I don't even know why I'm getting a case. So not cool.

Right, right, right, right, right.

I was the one that took it.

I was... It was my responsibility.

Mom, we have to do something.

We have to convince him somehow.

Somehow.

We have to do something.

What are we going to do?

I don't know. Think of something.

I thought I would suck a cock.

No, Mom.

Gross. You can't do that.

Dang it. But that solves everything.

No, let's just try and get the $100 and see if that works.

Okay. Okay.

$100. Yeah.

I feel bad, Mom. You don't have a mask either.

I don't.

It was all about you. I just wanted to make sure you were safe.

I didn't care about me.

Oh, God.

You're the next generation.

You know?

Keep things going.

Uh -oh.

You would think that he would just be like, oh, my God, this stuff is so

You know, just being around us.

You know?

And now we're naked.

And he has a suit on.

Right?

I think you should take the suit off.

You know, you can take off that silly mask.

Because you don't have the coronavirus.

Are you sure?

I promise you.

I promise you. I was just trying to do it to get out of this.

Thinking that would work.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

You should be able to keep it.

I know, right?

I just want to make sure you're okay.

You know, we've got to take all precautions.

All precautions.

And so I just went out on a limb and I just did it.

I wanted to make sure.

I could suck his cock.

No, Mom, stop.

That idea's not going to work.

A hundred dollars?

Yeah. And then, like, maybe to a show or something?

Or, you know, do something? Yeah, do... Like, dinner?

Yeah, I could...

you know something say whatever else besides doing the thing right

okay okay just as long as he doesn't call the police we can't well that's the

biggest thing that's why i'll do anything you know like hello you know

can't i don't want us to go to jail you've got so much on the line i owe you

owe you i'm so sorry

But you are okay. We are not sick.

Okay.

Yeah.

Maybe I could dance for him.

What? No!

Mom! Stop!

You know what? Maybe you shouldn't do anything. Maybe I should do something.

Are you okay with that?

The cops aren't called and then he just lets us go for free.

That's the only thing I can think of. You know, if we do something sexual,

he'll let us go, maybe?

I hear him. I think he's coming back.

I don't know.

All right.

I just, uh, got to move it.

This room is under surveillance as well, Ed.

You know what that means?

I hear every word you say.

I can even see what you're doing.

Camera right there.

Camera right here.

So you're pulling my leg. You don't have the coronavirus.

Right?

I don't know what you heard.

All I know is I heard that you'd be willing to do something.

You're sexual.

Well, you know... I'll have to get you off the hook.

I'm a bargaining kind of guy, so... If you're willing to do that, then I won't

have to call the police. But just know this. Don't fuck around anymore.

I will call them.

I'll have them cart you both off down to jail.

No.

We'll make it...

We'll do anything to not get in trouble.

No, I'll do anything to not go to jail.

All right.

And then you'll just, you'll let it go?

Oh, it ain't that easy.

Tell you what, if you, I'll give you a chance.

Chance? Yeah, you know. Okay.

It's jobs.

I'm here seven days a week.

Head of security and theft prevention.

Good morning after a while.

You know? I kind of look forward to busting girls for stealing.

You know?

You do, do you?

Yeah. Maybe I'll take you up on that.

Who wants to go first? Maybe a little, little, you know.

I'll go first.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Well, I'm not going to get very far with that mask on for what I want to do.

What do you want to do with her?

Oh,

I'm going to leave that now.

And I'm not going to talk.

So you want to, uh...

Yeah,

you can earn that.

Yeah.

Right?

I mean, it is kind of fashionable.

You're like,

I'm going to date this later, Mom, and I'm going to do something with you later

with this, and I'm going to get you back.

You know what, Mom?

I can see it on your face. It's just here.

Okay.

What do they say?

This dick ain't gonna suck itself.

And you promise you won't send our file to the police? Yeah, you make

me satisfied. Will you write it on paper?

Sure, I'll sign it.

Yeah. Yeah. Come here. Okay.

Get on your knees.

It's time to find out if the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

Oh, really? That's so funny. Here.

Come here. Try that. See what mom ever teaches you or anything like that.

So true.

And are

you sure there's no other way we can work this out?

Yeah, absolutely.

We can do a little anal on you if you want.

What? No.

The blowjob is just fine.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, the blowjob.

Blowjob.

A little handy.

Blowjob. You know, so I don't get no coughs, no trouble.

Get you guys out of here.

You know, with our mask and all.

This is kind of the most exciting part of my job.

Your mom is so great.

Why are you laughing?

This is all your fault. He's such a favorite.

It is my fault. I told you I would suck his cock.

But then you didn't want me to do that.

Look at it like your freedom is at the other end of this blowjob.

I can't. I can't. I can't watch this.

No? I thought maybe you guys... Like double blow you?

Like double blow you?

No, we've never watched a guy together.

No. Well, okay, if you can't bear to do this, take your clothes and go out and

wait. We can't watch her do this, you know? She said she would do so.

She's doing it, but I can't watch her, like, do it.

Because I do want to jump in there and do it.

Well,

how about this? You get your clothes.

You go out there and wait.

What's happening?

You've got this.

In my office. I'm not going to get in trouble.

I'm not going to get in trouble. But don't you go anywhere.

Okay. The camera's in the office.

You have cameras in the office, too?

Mom, I don't want you to leave.

Are you sure?

She'll be right out the door.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'll be right there. If you need me, just yell for me.

Honestly,

I think you'll be fine.

He seems okay.

Definitely a pervert, but he seems okay. We're not going to get in trouble.

You guys just give me a little fun and forget about the whole thing. You better

not hurt my daughter.

I don't want to hear her screaming in bad screams.

Only one thing. No!

Come on.

Don't look so miserable.

This is your get out of jail free card.

What do you say?

Your freedom depends upon this blowjob. If that was all you were going to do,

I'd throw you in jail already.

Just open up.

I'll just do it myself.

What's all the noise for? You're not even doing anything. You're just fucking

your little face.

Check it off.

How many have you seen?

This can't be your first blowjob.

Is it?

What?

Well, then make it a good one.

Freedom. Then you'll just let us go.

I promise.

juices.

concentrate and do a good job.

You'll be done and out of here in no time.

We want

to

be finished.

You want it to be finished with that so let's move to the next I

like

to put together

Why are you... Turn around.

No. Yeah, bend over.

Be quiet.

This is for my own little, uh... This is for my own little...

What?

My own little...

I just want to go home.

Please. I just want to go home.

No.

I should have just let my mom do this.

Would your mom have fucked me?

Probably.

Yeah?

Oh, fuck.

I'd like to, Mom.

How much longer?

What are you going to do with that video?

I think you should delete it.

You could use that against us.

I just got started, baby.

Oh, my God.

Get off

of

me.

Pretend you like me first.

Oh shit, I bet your mom can hear from my office.

I was teased when I was younger.

Once when I had a small penis.

Oh, God, I don't want to hear it. What? Oh, you're okay. Just... Oh,

yeah.

I just want to go.

You're okay. You know what?

I am starting to actually feel sick. Oh, you're not sick.

Can you hear this fucking pussy? Shut up.

I gotta

keep

lube here.

What? I got my own little lube because I know I'm gonna fuck girls.

Why? When they steal from me.

No.

I want to see your face.

Please don't put it back in.

No.

What?

Sit down.

Sit down.

Look, I'll call the cops on you anyway.

Don't fucking just listen to me.

Fine.

Shut up and sit on this dick.

Please don't make me.

Come here.

I'm not getting in trouble.

Your fucking head of security is coughing your pussy.

I fucked so many girls in here, you know that?

What? Without a condom.

Oh, God.

Does that make you feel better?

Do you like it when I bounce

up and down your cock?

Well, Link, can you hurry up and finish?

So I can go.

You just do a good job and I'll let you go.

Okay?

You're a must and not already a fucking beast.

What?

You sound surprised.

You're not going to let me walk out of here like that, are you?

Because if you don't do what I tell you, I'm going to call the police.

Please, sir.

You're going

to

get your freedom, but you might have a gift that keeps on giving.

I'll teach you to steal from me.

My fucking girlfriend.

Get along with me. Pretend you're my girlfriend. No.

Why? What, your girlfriends act like this?

My girlfriend.

That's how I met my last girlfriend.

She stole from me.

My fucker felt good. He loved it. Came back.

Killed an after over and over again.

Then they just killed my girlfriend.

So, how do you feel now when you're fucking me?

Guys, how's your girlfriend?

Am I pretending to be your girlfriend when you hurry up and finish?

Yes, just pretend you're my girlfriend.

Let me suck you.

Oh, that feels so good.

Yeah, my girlfriend says the same thing.

What do you want to do tonight?

Want to go to dinner?

Yeah.

Where do you want to go to dinner?

I don't know.

Maybe we can invite my girlfriend.

My other one. We can have a threesome. What do you think?

Sure. He's only the best boyfriend ever. Oh, you're so sweet, baby. I love it.

Prevention.

Yeah, I

love

it when you thank me.

Yeah?

Thank me harder.

Come here. Let's go down here.

I didn't know you liked that so much.

Yeah? Yeah.

You like that, don't you? Mm -hmm.

Yeah, you know, I need your dick back inside me.

I want you to come all over my face.

Yeah? Yeah.

Aw.

Your dad feels so good inside me.

Get ready for dinner.

Yeah, we're going to have a great dinner tonight.

I just need to go and get ready.

I want to look all beautiful for you.

Just keep fucking me for a little bit longer, baby.

I love this little girl right in here.

with my mom, and I want to go home with the mask.

Y 'all your dick feels so good

It just makes you want to come all the way.

Oh, I'm going to come. Yeah.

Yeah.

You're going to come all over my face.

Yes.

Your face.

Then you'll have to go home and get cleaned up so we can go to dinner.

I also got my mouth.

Just pretend you like it.

My girlfriend likes it.

Yeah.

See,

look at that.

That was your freedom.

And we can go now?

Yeah, get your clothes and stuff together if you want to clean up.

towels and paper towels there.

Where's the mask?

I'm sure it's in here.

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