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There you go.

Oh,

you're awesome. Don't worry about that.

As you were saying, can I have a formal interview with you guys? I'm Dana D

'Armond. Welcome to Master Creep Theater.

Where anything goes.

This is my daughter. Hi.

Now,

I'm actually... No, no, no. I'm Jade Nile. Nice to see you all.

Awesome. So how...

How creepy did this scene get for you?

On a scale of one to... I mean, listen, it was already creepy at like a 20

before the scene started.

So it only gets weirder from there. We started off super creepy just like with

the script and holy wow, the team brought like a whole new level. If you

siblings and you like family, this is your team.

And perfect.

Everybody cheat their faces.

Speaking of mom and fucks and everything, I see there's a toy right

That's dad.

Oh, that's dad. Oh, okay. That's the punishment stick or daddy's dick.

You know, growing up and raising these beautiful girls with a single mother,

it's really hard. And sometimes I get to take the dick out and show them my male

authority. Who actually got punished with it?

I got rewarded with it. You got rewarded with it. I got punished.

We get stars on the fridge when we do things. And did you get extra stars

because you squirted today?

Twice. Did I, Mommy?

You get extra kind of gold stars.

I even became your new mother.

Even when your mother abandoned you.

I'm sorry.

really trying to hold my dick and it's pulling my pubes out.

Girls' Way is awesome to work with and we had a great day on set today.

Everyone was amazing. We were treated so well. Seriously, today is one of the

good days to be in the industry. They're all good days for me.

Yeah, but we're not all going to be our moms, are we?

Girls, let me ask you a question. I know enough about Girls' Way. I've been

shooting it since the start. I know this is going to be out.

fucking blockbuster of a scene. These guys are going to go nuts for these

scenes. So how does it make you feel that you just made somewhere between 8

and 10 ,000 people just explode their fucking brains out right now?

Literally explode their fucking brains out is pretty fucking rad.

They blow their dicks out and their genitals. We made everyone's genitals

off into outer space. Not only is it pretty fucking rad, but it's kind of...

feel like it's more like a million.

In the corniest way, it's an honor to perform and get to give you guys

because it's so fun for us. I just want to make people happy.

You're recording now?

No,

we're just talking like regular human beings. What are you talking about?

So candid.

I love it. Is there anything you would like to say to your fans out there

we leave? I have you like my interviews and my advanced sarcasm.

I don't have any milk.

And keep being active, keep being vocal, keep paying for your porn, and keep

requesting me.

I love you.

Anything you would like to say?

It's just a pleasure to be here and be nominated.

All right, ladies. You guys have a great night. Bye.