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I'M TOO OLD FOR EGG HUNTING

Hey, I got something for you.

Hey.

Don't you want to know what it is?

What is it?

It's for Easter.

Aren't you excited?

- Come on, Mom. - Oh, come on.

You know that I'm too old for that, alright?

Mmm, but we do it every year. We love doing it. Come on.

You're just my stepmom. You're making it weird.

But I am your mother and I know what's best for you.

And what's best for you right now is to do an Easter egg hunt.

Low-key, what's best for me is to keep doing my homework.

Well, I know I'm normally supposed to be helping you with your homework,

but it's all so sprake and I think that you should,

you know, have a little bit of fun right now.

Come on.

- I'm busy. - Like old time's sake.

Look, I have something... things I need to be doing, alright?

- Well... - You always tell me to be responsible.

I'm trying to do my homework.

Oh, come on.

You don't have to be responsible all the time, right?

Mom, what are you doing? Stop trying to be cool.

You're not. Look.

Don't you want to make your mommy happy?

No.

Look, why are you being so weird?

Oh, I'm not being weird. I'm being cool. Come on.

It's just Easter, alright? It's not that important.

Oh, well, I promise that this year I'll treat you like a big boy.

Big adult.

You know, super-duper mature and everything, okay?

Whatever.

Okay. Well, that's what we're going to be doing this year, okay?

Aw, why don't you just give Mommy a kiss?

What? Ew. No. Stop. Just...

Aw, okay. What do you guys do now? Fist bumps?

Yeah. Blow it up.

If it'll get you to leave me alone.

Okay.

Well, we'll talk about this weekend, okay?

- Okay. - Sure.

SEXY SILLY WABBIT

Really, Mom?

So stupid.

Knock, knock.

How do you like your gift?

- Um... - Isn't it so cool?

- Sure. It's... - I know you like football, so...

What the fuck are you wearing?

What do you mean? I dress up every year.

Yeah, in, like, a big, furry, silly outfit.

This is, like, sexy.

Aw, I am a silly wabbit.

Okay.

And what the fuck is this about?

Well, you told me to treat you like a man,

so that's what I'm doing, because you're a big man now.

Um, well...

Do you like your gift?

Isn't it so cool?

It's kind of lame. I mean...

Well, I know you like football, so...

- Yeah, but I'm... - It's a football.

I'm not a child. This is a stuffed animal.

Tickets to the game would have been nice.

Oh, well, I've tried at least.

Do you still want to go egg hunting with me?

Yeah?

Good, because that's what we're doing.

What the fuck?

It's going to be so much fun. Come on!

Mom, what the fuck did you do that for?

Well, your dad hid some eggs, and we're going to go find them.

But first, we have to find the ones here.

So where are you hiding them?

I'm so confused. What are you talking about?

- Like these? - Are they...Here?

No, they're not in there.

You literally just threw them all over me.

I know where they are.

Are they in here?

What the fuck?

Wait.

Mom, what... what are you doing?

I know you're hiding your eggs somewhere. Show me.

Are they in here?

- Why are you doing that? - Let's sniff around.

I think they might be in here.

Are you being a naughty boy?

- Hiding your eggs? - Mom, cut it out.

You're going to make my dick hard. This is awkward.

Well, that is what big boys do.

They get their dicks hard, don't they?

And you wanted me to treat you like a big boy.

Um... Okay.

Let's just see how big of a boy you are.

Wait.

Okay.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

Are you not having any fun?

Well, it's not that.

Oh my goodness. You're such a big boy now.

There they are. I found those eggs.

Oh, those are big eggs.

Oh, cut it out. It's embarrassing.

Oh, well, I just want to take a quick taste test,

if that's okay with you.

Oh, those are fresh eggs.

Oh, this is so weird.

Do you like it?

Yeah, I do.

You're such a big, big boy.

You said you were a man.

This feels weird.

You are a man.

It feels good, though.

Oh wow.

Yeah, that feels really good.

I knew you were hiding this somewhere.

Oh, you're growing so much.

You're not a little boy anymore, are you?

You're a big, big boy.

You're a big, big, strong man.

Are you having fun now?

Yes, it was really good.

Mommy knows best.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm getting carried away. We have to go find more eggs.

- Wait, what? - Let's go.

- No. - Come on, silly goose. Let's go.

- But, can you... - It'll be fun.

Alright.

Ugh, fuck.

What are you doing?

- Come on. Let's go. - Alright.

BIG BOY EGG HUNTING

Follow me. We'll find some eggs here.

Oh, see. I found all the eggs.

Go ahead. You can touch mommy.

Mom, isn't this, like, wrong?

It's not wrong if you're enjoying it.

Do you like touching mommy?

Yeah.

Oh, that's so nice.

You're such a big boy.

Oh, you're growing up so fast.

- Yeah? - You're growing big so fast.

Oh, let's find some more eggs.

Oh, I think there might be some in here.

Oh, it looks like the Easter Bunny is over here.

Um, aren't you sure this isn't wrong?

Well, what's wrong with hunting Easter eggs?

Uh, okay.

Aren't you having fun?

Yeah.

Oh, I think there's some more in here.

Yes! Oh, my gosh. Look at all of these eggs in here.

Oopsie.

Oh, there's so many in here.

Are you having fun?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I'm having so much fun with you.

Thank you so much for doing this with me.

You make me feel like such an adult.

Yeah. You are a really big boy.

You're growing up so fast and so big.

Oh, I love you so much.

Oh, I love you too, Mom.

Oh, we're gonna find more eggs over here.

Oh, looks like there's some eggs in here.

Do you like these eggs?

Yeah.

Do you want to touch these eggs?

Yeah.

Why don't you touch them?

Do you like mommy's eggs?

They're so cute.

Oh, we have to go find more eggs. Come with me.

- This way. - Okay.

Over here.

I think I found the last one.

- Oh, nice. - Yes.

We did it. Oh, I'm so excited.

I think there's one more somewhere in here.

Found it.

But I do think that these are my favorite.

Mom, what the fuck are you doing?

Stop. What if dad finds out?

Isn't this a little too far?

I'll tell you what.

Since you're an adult and you can make your own decisions,

I'm just going to take off my costume and you can decide what you want to do.

Well, you are really fucking hot and my dick is really hard.

Oh my god.

Yeah. Okay.

Good boy.

These are my favorite.

Oh, wow.

Oh, you're such a big boy now.

Oh, you grew up so big.

I wasn't expecting you to be so delicious.

I can see why dad married you.

I know you've been wanting to do this for a while.

Yeah. Absolutely.

Dad can never find out about this, okay?

Of course not.

It'll just be our little secret.

Here, baby. Lie down.

Just like that. Good boy.

Yeah.

Isn't this a good idea?

Do you want to?

- Yeah. - Good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, you're such a big boy.

I love that you're a man now.

Oh yes.

That feels so good.

Oh yes, fuck me.

Oh, I like it slow like that.

- You like that? - Yeah.

It's that slow cry.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, you make mommy feel so good.

Yeah.

Oh, you feel so good.

Let me show you mommy's ass.

Yeah?

Fuck.

Oh, God. That feels so good.

Oh, yeah. Fuck mommy like that.

Oh, I'm having so much fun with you.

Me too.

- Fuck, this is so good. - Yeah.

- Can I get back on top again? - Yeah.

- Do you want to get behind me? - Yeah.

- Oh, put it in me. - Yeah.

Oh, honey fuck me so good.

I've been wanting this forever.

Oh fuck yeah. Yeah, me too, honestly.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it feels too good.

Oh, yes, please.

Oh, please, yes.

Oh, put it in me.

Oh, you're such a big boy.

Oh, you're a man now.

Oh, yes, you are.

You're not a little boy anymore.

Oh, make Mommy cum, yes.

- Let me get behind you. - Yes, please.

Oh, you give me goosebumps.

Oh, good boy.

- Yeah, you gonna cum? - Yeah.

- You wanna come on my face? - Yeah.

Yes.

Ah, please.

Are you ready for it?

Almost cum.

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter, Mom!