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Okay,

young lady.

I take it you realize why I brought you
in here, right?

No, I have no idea why you brought me in
here, sir.

Look, let's not make this hard on each
other, okay?

We saw you in the aisles. You've been in
here for what might be nearly an hour.

I had a bunch of time to kill.

Figured why not browse around.

Okay, look.

I'm going to have to go and review some
footage. Okay. One of the employees said

that he was lingering around a lot of
different aisles. It wasn't like he was

there to buy something.

He was kind of acting a little bit
shady, looking around, looking at the

in the sky.

It wasn't an advice, honey, so why don't
you just level with me and just tell me

what you took.

I didn't take anything.

Okay, what's your name?

Penelope.

Penelope what?

Penelope K.

K -A -Y.

Okay, Penelope K. And what's your
address?

That's 20.

It's 12 Go Fuck Yourself Street.

You want to play it like that?

All right, that's all right.

Trust me, it's going to be a lot worse
for you than it is for me, all right?

going to go and review this footage.

I'll be back. Sit tight. Don't go
anywhere. And remember, this place is

-ed up.

All right, Penelope.

So, you ready to tell me?

I didn't do anything.

Look, we just checked the footage, okay?

Two things.

That's my bag. Your bag?

My bag. Is it really your bag? Yes. Are
you positive it's your bag? Positive.

Really? That's funny because the cameras
see you enter the building for the

first time.

With no bag, no hat, and no jacket.

They're all mine. So, really?

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

You really want to do it this hard way,
huh?

You really want to play hardball?

They're mine.

Look, if you just admit to this, we can
make this much easier.

Because you know what's going to happen
if I find out this is stolen stuff.

No. No what? What's going to happen?

Nothing's going to happen. Nothing is.

Because it's mine.

And you can prove it's yours?

I don't have receipts on me. Of course
you don't have receipts. You walked

around with receipts.

Well, the fact is you walked in the
building with no bag, no hat, no jacket.

And now you suddenly have a hat and a
jacket and a bag.

You know, just like by magic.

How did that happen?

So that the camera doesn't lie.

Okay.

Apparently it doesn't, and honestly,
it's not going to play the game. So,

we go.

I'm going to test that.

No, don't touch my bag.

Listen, this is the last thing that's
going to go.

Now I'm going to give you one last
chance.

Did you steal this?

No. Did you get this or not? I didn't.
That's my bag.

Okay.

Are you positive?

Yes.

So tell me, this is your bag. What's in
it?

I have three shirts in there and some of
them.

Do you normally leave your tags on the
bag?

On your clothing?

Sometimes. Really? And you shop here a
lot then because it's a label.

I mean... Now I can go back downstairs
and scan this. And what will happen when

I scan this, it will tell me if it's in
stock or if it's probably...

Not in stock. So if it's not in stock,
it means you bought it. If it's in

it means you stole it.

Still want to tell me anything?

I got it at a different company
location.

So same store, different company. Is
that what you're trying to say?

Yeah. You're good.

But unfortunately, I'm going to scan it
and it's going to tell me exactly where

this belongs.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure. Because I don't know if
the different companies.

Stock goes to each depot.

This is going to have a totally
different barcode to another one. So,

you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the
doubt.

I'm going to take this with me.

I'm going to scan this code.

When I come back, if you're lying, well,
let's just put it this way.

Police are going to be called.

We'll write you up, get all your details
properly, and they'll come take you.

They'll do cavity searches.

You'll go to county.

Your parents will find out.

I don't know if you go to school, but
you probably won't be going to school

anymore, so just think about that for a
minute, okay? Just think about that for

a second.

I'll be right back.

Let's go home.

Well, what a surprise.

Well, young lady.

This was in stock.

And according to this, it's still in
stock.

Which means, the fact that you have it,
that you stole it.

So is this.

So is this.

So is this.

Now, what I haven't scanned is
obviously...

Oh, I see.

Suddenly, you're making a jacket and a
hat. Was I dreaming that you had a hat

and a jacket?

I think you were.

Okay. Quite resourceful, aren't you?

Huh?

It's your hat, isn't it?

Why would you want to get rid of your
hat when it's yours?

Hmm.

Funny. Why would you try and hide the
evidence if he didn't actually steal it?

You're as guilty as thin, aren't you?

Listen.

Don't start crying.

No, please.

Listen.

Listen to me, all right?

Do you want this to all go away?

Yeah?

Well, start complying with some of my
requests.

That's all I'm asking.

I'll make this easy for you, but you've
got to do exactly what I say.

Okay, so first of all, I found this lot,
but I have to check you for other

things. I have to make sure you're not
selling anything else. I have to get any

merchandise back that you've taken. I
know I have this, but I still have to do

search.

And, of course, I need to make sure your
actual name is what it is. So do you

have a license of any kind on me? No.

Is there a reason you don't have?

some kind of ID with you?

Hmm?

Sorry, hold on a second.

What did you say?

You what?

Really?

Yeah, okay.

Thanks for letting me know.

So, now I think I know why you don't
have an ID.

We just got a report that your name is
flagged up that you are missing persons.

Did you run away from home, Penelope?

Look at me.

You ran away?

Is that why you stole this stuff?

Okay.

Do me a favor.

I just need to check you.

That's okay. Alright?

a little bit

um

i'm not wearing a brow no i can feel
that now um

yeah

all

right well I don't feel anything, but
you know what? I can't be sure. So, can

you take your top off? I need to do a
thorough search.

Is there a female?

Unfortunately, no. She's only here on
Wednesdays. Unfortunately, you're stuck

with me.

There's no witness, no nothing.

We've got cameras all over this
building.

Still, it's your word against mine, sir.

Word about what?

Do you not see? I have a checked camera
on.

recording my every move.

You think I'm going to do something I
shouldn't be doing with a camera on me?

Exactly.

So would you mind?

Would you like help? Or can you do this
on your own?

Just checking to see if this is one of
ours, but it's not, so you're good

Obviously, I am. Can you remove the
shoes too?

You could have slipped them on in the
shoe aisle.

No, these are worn, so they're not
there.

Okay, that's good.

How's your pants, please?

Are you serious?

Deadly serious.

So tell me, Penny, why did you run away
from home?

I don't want to talk about it.

Okay.

I'm sure there's people looking for you.
They're very worried.

I'm pretty sure they don't give a fuck.

Really?

That bad, huh?

Yeah.

Well, going into stores and feeling is
not going to make things any better. You

know that.

These aren't as either, and there's
nothing in them.

However, we do have something else left
on.

So, are you going to take them off, or
do I have to go in and find it myself?

Um, I don't think you're supposed to put
your hands down my underwear and try to

rub my breasts.

Do you remember what I said about
complying with everything I say if you

make this easier?

Do you remember that?

Remember that little discussion? Yes. I
do.

So what do you think I mean when I say
comply with my every request?

I think you're trying to get me to do
whatever you want. There's cameras.

Exactly. So what are you worried about?

I'm worried about, you know, you trying
to put your hands down my underwear.

Well, I mean, if you don't want to
continue this any further, then I can

what I normally do.

And just pass this over to the police?
That doesn't work.

What do you mean it doesn't work? That
one doesn't work. I tried calling.

It doesn't work.

I'm going to have to get out of this
room and use that phone.

I tried all of the phones in here.

None of them work.

Come on.

Okay. Hello.

Henry? Yeah.

Would you call the police for me?
Because apparently the phone in here

work. Don't call the cops. Please.

Yeah, call them please. We've got, she
did take all that stuff, yeah. She's

admitted to it.

I didn't admit to anything.

Uh -huh.

Okay, call them. If you want to call
them right now for me.

Hold on a second.

Please change your mind. One second.

So, did you want to tell them you're
coming?

And are you going to go along with my
requests, like I asked you?

I can't go back.

You can't go back where?

My parents.

Hang on there, Henry. Just give me a
minute before you do anything. I'll call

you back, all right?

Cheers, mate.

This may sound weird, but, you know, we
have a jury department.

Well,

you made a metal.

You've got no piercings, that's for
sure.

All right.

You haven't stuffed anything in there.

I don't want to look right now, but you
would remove those things for me if you

don't mind.

I don't know why you're trying to cover
them, I've already seen them.

Seems kind of a redundant act.

Okay, so young lady...

So we'll take a little picture of you
for our files, just in case you suddenly

change your mind. I don't think the
finger is a very good idea, but you

each to their own I suppose.

Turn to the side.

And then the other side.

See on the wall we've got... Plenty of
people like you that decided they wanted

to try and steal something, but they
didn't realise we were watching.

Okay, looks like I'm out of film, so
you're lucky you only got one side. Hope

that was a good side I just shot.

We have two masterpieces.

Okay.

Alright, one more thing.

I need you to carry it yourself, so I'm
going to need you to bend over.

In case you shoved anything up.

any areas that I can't see.

Or we could just tell Henry to call the
police. No, no, I won't get Henry

involved.

Okay.

All right, I'm just going to put a glove
on.

Okay.

As you can see, I'm being safe, okay?

Okay.

Sorry, it's a bit uncomfortably low.

I apologise for that.

And can you cough?

Okay, it doesn't feel like there's
anything up there.

Well, there could be, you know. I've
seen worse, trust me.

I think, um, you're good.

There's nothing up there.

So, um, yes.

Anyway, remember what I said about
complying.

We've got two choices now.

One, I call Henry, and we profit you
with the, uh, evidence that we have that

found.

And you go to county and do, uh,
probably do fine.

Or... I come to an arrangement.

And that arrangement is, whatever I tell
you to do, you do.

And then you go free.

I wipe the cameras, throw away the
paperwork.

Henry forgets I even spoke to you.

It's up to you, my dear.

It's your call.

Easy way or the hard way.

good choice.

What is it you want me to do?

I'll tell you what I'll do better, I'll
show you.

Can you come here?

Have you got to your knees?

Wait, no.

You want me to call Henry back?

I don't want you to call Henry back.

Because if I do, they're going to come
and take you and you'll go to prison and

guess what?

You'll be in prison doing this with
women and they won't give you a say -so.

They'll just do it anyway.

So, you can either do what I want or go
to prison.

Have you ever heard a saying where they
say you've got two options?

Doesn't mean you've got three, doesn't
mean you've got four, doesn't mean

got five. You've got two.

One is prison.

Two is my cock.

One or two.

One or two.

One or two.

Have you ever sucked a cock before?

No. You've never sucked a cock before.

Is it another one of your little lies?

Yes, it is, isn't it?

Let me tell you how this is going to go.

I know you've sucked a cock before.

But just know it.

So if you do this for me...

You've got to keep me hard, and I've got
to enjoy it. If you don't do that,

the deal is off, and you're going to
prison.

So please, do your best.

Okay?

Yes, you have to.

If... You don't have to, if you want to
go to prison.

But you have to, if you don't want to go
to prison.

What's it going to be?

You really think we're not past that
now?

You paying for everything?

That's not on the menu, love.

I didn't even leave the store.

Okay.

No, don't.

It's a good choice, Penelope.

It's a very good choice.

Trust me.

What was that?

A blowjob.

That's what you think is a... Really?

Oh, so I'm doing you a big favour here
because I can actually teach you that is

not a blowjob.

You did not do that right.

So really what's going to happen here,
not only are you going to get to go

you're going to get to learn a few
things.

Because that is not a blowjob, darling.
I'm sorry.

For one, you need your hands involved.

Two, you've got to kind of move that
head up and down on it, get the tongue

working.

Put some effort in. This is your freedom
we're talking about.

Seriously. Now, don't even bother
getting upset because that's not going

you anywhere.

You're just going to go to prison with
red eyes.

This is your way out, babe. This is your
way out. This is so simple. You've done

this before. In fact, you've done this
with no good reason.

other than you probably had a drink. And
now, you have a great reason to do

this. Your freedom.

This is the best reason in the world to
do this.

Truly.

Henry's waiting, and I don't want to
keep him waiting.

He wants to go on lunch.

So, are we doing this?

No.

All right.

Come on in.

Do your best. Remember what I told you.

And you bring those hands in.

That's it. You're going to stroke the
hands up and down. That's it.

That's exactly right.

That's it.

There's a good girl. That's perfect.

There you go. Keep going.

Let me see those eyes. I want to see
your eyes when you're doing that. Just

to turn me on. That's the whole point.

Come on. Don't be silly. Don't be silly.

No reason to get upset. You should be
happy. This is your freedom. This is

way of getting out of this.

You should be extremely happy that
you're getting away with murder, really.

Two to three years, you know this.

You know what?

You're getting all upset.

You're really not going to help my wood.

So how about you kind of turn off all
the works and just suck my cock

Okay?

Like you mean it.

Like you actually want to do it.

That's what I want to feel. That's it.

That's it. Now we're getting somewhere.

Yep, now we're getting somewhere.

See,

now I like that.

There you go.

Bring that hand back. I miss that hand.
I like that hand.

Keep jerking it to your mouth. Come on.

Come on, show me some tongue. Let's have
some tongue around there. Look around

it. Come on.

Lick around it. Come on, move that
tongue. You can do it better now. Lick

it. Circle it. That's it. Circle the
head.

There you go.

That's all.

That's all.

There you go.

Stroke it. Don't leave it hanging.

You alright?

You took it a bit too deep then.

Be careful.

Don't be greedy.

There you go. You've got amazing tits.
You know that.

I mean, like, these are fucking perfect.

Wow.

God.

Incredible.

That's it.

Have a little bit more of your thought.
Come on.

More to do yet?

There you go, there you go.

There you go, look at me, that's it.

Stick

out

your tongue, stick out your tongue, put
your head back.

Come close to me.

Suck

it

one more time.

Don't forget the hands.

I've got really nice hands.

simultaneously as you go down hand goes
down with it and back that's it there

you go it's got to be in time to make it
feel really good

should

we move this along I thought that was it

Not quite.

Your freedom does cost a little bit more
than just a BJ.

I hope you realise that.

If you don't want to, we can just end it
now and I'll call, you know, Henry and

let him do his thing.

OK, well, let's leave Henry out of this
because it's between you and me.

So, come on up again. Up again.

There you go. So, I think...

God, they're nice.

I think you should bend over.

There you go.

Wow, that's so nice.

Let me do something here because you've
got such a pretty arse.

Hmm.

Okay.

Takes time to go in there.

Ooh, ooh, yeah, that's good.

Oh.

Oh,

shit.

Hold on, what's wrong?

Are we done? No, darling, no, no, no,
no, no. We've got this little bit more

go than this.

I mean, if you want to go free, right?

Yes, I want to go free. Well, of course.

Okay, well, come back over here. Bend
right over.

That's it.

That's it. Right there. Arch your back.
There we go. Because I don't want to

keep falling out of you because you're
so nice.

I like it.

It's really good.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

We haven't finished.

No, let's go.

Okay, I understand.

No worries.

No, don't call Henry.

Don't call Henry. I let you fucking let
me go.

Listen.

It's when I'm ready. It's when I say
it's over. When I say we are finished.

Not when you say, I'm in control.

I have this radio.

You've done the fucking harm, not me.

So do as I say.

I've got a prison.

Simple.

But if it's a bee, I don't have all day.
I actually want to have my lunch.

Okay.

Very good choice. Very good choice.

Oh, that feels so fucking good.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, that looks good. So good.

Oh, hurry up.

Oh, trust me, I'm working as fast as I
can.

Oh, got the carrot away then.

Let me sit up there for a minute.

I'm going to lick it better.

That's the kind of guy I am.

I'm gonna make you come so you can come.

Oh all of this is gonna make me come,
everything.

Not so bad, huh?

No.

Good.

oh it's not that bad it's truly not that
bad you know it's not oh

phone anyway.

What are you trying to do?

Trying to get clever now, aren't you?

You think I can't just find that?

Thought I wasn't going to see it, didn't
you?

There you go.

There you go.

I'm going to give you your freedom and
I'm going to give you an orgasm as well.

That would be nice.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, we're getting there.

We're definitely getting closer.

There's one thing I really think I kind
of want.

I kind of want that eye.

Look.

What's the difference? One hole, another
hole.

They're all the same at the end of the
day.

Trust me.

I have already, I won't fuck your arse
now.

I'll be gentle, I'll be gentle.

Just lay down, let me just get in first.

It's alright.

Oh, that doesn't feel so bad now, does
it?

Not when I play with your pussy.

See, I put my fingers in your pussy as
well.

You like that, don't you?

I know you do, but if you make me think
you like it, you'll go home much

quicker.

So the better you like it, the faster
you leave.

And you get your freedom and you get to
go home.

Yes.

Yes, that's it. There you go.

There you go.

There you go, baby.

You can rub your pussy if you want. That
makes you feel better.

Do you want to rub it in?

Are you sure?

You will.

In time, you will.

God, that feels so good.

It's so good in my heart.

Just a dip.

At the same time.

Yes.

Oh, God, that feels so fucking good.

We're getting there. Getting close.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

You like that, don't you? Tell me you
like it.

I don't like it. Tell me you like it.
Why?

Tell me you like it.

Do you want to go home?

Yeah. And tell me you like it.

I like it. Yeah, louder.

I like it. Tell me you love me. Tell me.

Yeah, you like that.

Louder would be fun.

Just a bit louder.

There you go.

Oh,

that's better. I like that. See, that
made my cock harder. You feel that?

You feel that get harder when you sit
down?

Mmm.

Oh.

Come here. You're slightly away from me,
darling.

There we go. Now I can get really deep.

Deep in your...

Oh, yes.

Oh, baby, that's good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that click really gets you, doesn't
it, baby?

That click really gets you.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Nearly!

I just want you to stand up.

One more time.

There you go. Turn around.

We're going to do it that way.

Bend right over.

There you go.

get low on the table there we are oh

yes oh yes oh yes oh

that's so good

All that feels so fucking good.

I'll tell you what, you make some noise
for me so I can believe you actually

enjoy it.

That way I can really feel it. It'll be
over so much quicker.

There you go.

There you go. Now we're working on it. I
like it.

Yeah, up there.

Up there. Now what the fuck are you
whispering?

Yeah.

Keep telling me.

Yes, yes.

Oh.

Nearly there, Penelope, nearly there.

You're ready to go home, aren't you?

Yes, I'm going home. Yes, you are.

I want you to fuck me in this chair
though.

See if you can do that.

Oh, that feels so good in your fucking
tiny ass.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, man.

Oh,

my God, man.

That's fucking great.

That's fucking great. It's big tits.

Oh, we're gonna fucking go. Oh, my God.
Yeah,

I'm really close.

That's really close.

I'll be closer soon once you turn
around, but let's do this for a little

It's not that bad. You're coming home.

Just a little arse off of my cock.

There we go.

Get it all nice and wet because I want
to put it back in that arse.

You know what?

Now you know what crime tastes like.

You'll remember that taste forever.

Oh my God, that feels so good.

Oh, okay.

Get out there.

We'll finish this properly.

I'm gonna

need

you to make the noise if you want me to
come you're going to tell me all that's

the deal remember

We can figure out all about this.

I can restock the fucking clothes.

Wrap up the paperwork.

You would never hear.

Okay. Okay?

Is that okay?

Let me help you up.

Well, there you go.

Okay. So, um... I never saw you.

And this never happened.

Okay?

get your clothes on, I'll give you some
privacy, and you can keep the shirts in

the back.