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Ah, we should get up and get ready.

I know.

Settle in.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Talks out here being a shady bitch.

Oh.

What?

Oh, fuck off, man.

Not helping.

We actually have to go now.

Oh, fine.

Hey! Sorry, bro. I got a little knock.

Um, are you good?

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Bro, the door! The door!

Sam! What? The door!

Oh,

you're still in bed.

What's going on?

It's like I'm nervous.

Why? I don't know.

You just need to tap into pull of the cunt.

Hmm.

Do you ever feel sometimes that something weird is going to happen?

Is this about the interview or something else?

No, I mean the interview was good.

I could make good money. I could get set up.

It's been what I've been working towards since forever, but weirdly now it

doesn't even feel like enough and I don't even have it.

What do you mean, enough?

Bitch, what the fuck am I on?

Um, ignore me.

Paul, I have to tell you something.

Mm -mm.

No, I know that face.

Please.

Nothing heavy. I can't do anything heavy before the interview.

No, it's really important.

Oh, uh... What?

No, nothing. Leo just sent me a good luck message.

Isn't that a good thing?

You really like him.

Yeah.

And?

Well, that's fine.

I think it's really cute of you.

Ew.

Ew. Yuck.

Okay, we actually have to get up.

Come on.

We have to face the day.

Bitch.

He was on the couch with Rachel and they were having sex.

With Rachel?

Rachel. Which one is that?

Boa's flatmate.

Ma? No, Ma's little cousin.

She also lives with Boa. She used to hook up with Hebs and now she's with

Henare. It's more friends with benefits with Henare. And Rachel was the one who

rooted Hebs. She also lives with Boa. But he won't keep up, Kitty. I don't

how you keep it so straight.

I'm blessed with a great memory.

So what happened?

Tarps and Hebs had a big fight and now they're not talking to each other.

Fuck it.

Just gonna have to do it.

No other options.

Just dip, duck, fuck, make some nu -ducks, get out of here.

Dip, duck, nu -ducks.

Yeah, this is stupid.

What's happened with you two?

Nothing. I don't want to talk about it. What, have you patched or something?

Made the friendship weird?

What? Hey, no judgement.

Men scrote sore all the time after we've had too much acid.

It's weird for a day, but you get over it.

Sam, we're cousins.

Hey, the shoe fits.

I don't... You can talk to me. Sam, I don't really want to talk to you.

I give great advice.

Especially when it comes to man -on -man friendship affection.

Sam, please let go of me.

Okay. Fine.

I'll cut to the chase.

I'm constipated.

And I reckon it's because you two have created this tense environment in the

flat. And Sam doesn't do well under tense environments.

And neither does his butthole.

So please.

Sort it out.

If not for me, for my butthole.

Poor... Poor Nick... Poor Nick... Do you have a preferred

name that you would like to be referred to as?

It's Poor Kenny Kenny, but poor is fine.

Great. And what do you think your strengths are regarding working in a

environment?

I can clearly delegate roles, and I ensure that...

My team feels supported and well -guided without overextending.

I try to ensure my team feel equally represented while also producing top

-quality work.

If you were to name a weakness, what would that be?

I sometimes find it difficult to work in a team, but I focus on building rapport

with my peers, which helps me work through this issue.

Because, really, everyone is going through something, so supporting each

is truly the most effective way to move forward.

Sounds great. Hayley, anything?

Well, how do you think your experiences might help with the role, Port?

My experience?

Your experiences.

Sorry, um, what do you mean by experiences?

Oh, as someone who is...

pacifica and trans perhaps there's obstacles you've overcome that we could

translate over to policy your perspective is an asset here

poor an asset um is that listed as a job requirement and will i be compensated

okay will i be compensated for the emotional labor

of my perspective that's Such a good question, and I would really love the

chance to marry my experiences as wahine Māori and my wider legal background

work to do some important work.

Sounds great. You know, it's really important here at MSD to bring a rounded

perspective to the job. Of course. I guess I'm just looking forward to

my perspective.

Of course.

I guess I'm just looking forward to utilising my perspective.

Mummy, you're too close. All I can see is one eyeball.

Put that one down gently, please, Bruce.

Mum, can you listen to me, please?

Oh, look, if you're going to go on about growth again, I don't have time. Your

father's... No, I went for a job interview today. I went for a job

today. Come and say hello to your father, Bob.

Mum. Say hello to your daughter.

Hey, say hi to your father, dear. Say hi.

Hiya. Hi, love. Your mum and me are going to Palmerston.

Yeah, she told me. It's a gardening shop.

Yeah, I know. Can you put Mum back on the phone, please?

I'll write it.

Mum, I went for an interview today for a policy job at the Ministry of Social

Development. Oh, yeah? Why did you do that for?

Well, because I wanted to, and I think it went really well. I think they really

liked me.

Oh, I know. That's great. Yeah, good.

You're always good to chat, Mum.

Oh, well, it's...

I'm not surprised. You know, I'm out of the blue.

You know, I thought you might have something nice to say.

Well, you know, good on you, but I mean them.

Thanks, Mum.

Oh, and if you get it, we can talk about a payment plan so you can repay the $6

,000 for the failed props. Bye, Mum. Bye.

Hey babe, you okay?

I don't want to go to your sister's barbecue.

Okay.

Yeah, I mean, you can't just be telling people that I'm going to be going with

you places without asking me.

That's just my sister.

Yeah, and her friends.

What's happened, Paul?

Look, I... I think we should stop seeing each other.

I don't know. Go find yourself a white girl. They're more inconspicuous.

Do you think that's what I want?

Pua, I'm giving you everything I've got.

Well, it's too much.

I think... I think you're scared.

And?

What? How are you supposed to help me?

I... I don't know, Pua. I just... I need to go.

No, wait.

Okay,

guys, start with the reo Maori and then translate to English.

So you start with your maunga?

Yeah, I think that's the order, going from your maunga to your marae.

Sorry, I'm still trying to track down a bunch of my whakapapa. Me too.

Really? Yeah, well, I know my dad's side.

He's Ngapuhi, Te Rarawa, Te Tai Tokerau, hard.

My mum said I don't really know anything.

Nothing. Well, I know she's Māori, but I wouldn't know where to start.

My mum was adopted and grew up in Auckland, but was from Taranaki. We're

trying to track down a bunch of her whānau.

How's it going?

Feels like I take three steps forward and ten million backwards.

Me too.

I'll be back.

Kia ora, Liz.

What are you doing?

Having a good sort out in my room.

I think I'm going to send a letter to Sharon.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah.

You sure?

No. That's why I'm calling you.

I don't know, Liz.

Well, what do you want with Sharon?

I don't know.

I mean, how do you feel about everything?

Shit, Liz.

Real shit.

So what do we do?

I don't want to do anything.

Why?

I don't know. Because shit could go south.

Things are already south tarps.

Why not do something drastic?

It could be good. It could also be not good. But, I mean, things can't always

stay the same.

Tarps? Yeah, I'm thinking.

Okay, finish thinking.

Do it.

Really? Yeah.

I mean, you're right. You should do it yourself.

What could get worse?

Okay. Thanks.

You know you're my favorite, right?

Shut up.

Bye.

Bye.

I really need to talk to you.

Poor?

I'm here.

Oh, no.

Did the interview go that bad?

Me and Leo broke up.

Oh, poor.

I'm so sorry.

I can feel you, Kelly.

Universal is a label that pays, man. Horizon is the beach that plays, man.

the fuck? Whoa! Hey, shit!

We should move in together?

What kind of a text is that?

Kia ora, and good afternoon, Miss Pania. What are you on, and what are you

wearing? Nothing.

Hey. You're the one who told me that I need to move out of this place. Oh, no,

just said don't live with the naked guy and your cousin who does lines up the

toilet seat.

Yeah, so I'm moving with you. No!

Why? Because!

Okay, because we're not together.

And we had a plan. We had a solid plan. Why are you fucking with the plan?

Oh, I don't know.

I don't know what is going on with you right now, but we are just friends

a baby.

Yeah, I know.

Sorry.

It's all good.

I'm sorry for yelling.

No, all good.

I've got to go now. Are you okay?

No, yeah, yeah. No, I'm all good.

Okay. But is it okay to tell you that you're kind of hot when you're mad?

Yeah.

Also, stop that!

Yep.

Yes!

That was loud.

Did you do something drastic too?

Did you send your letter off?

Well... I don't think my thing worked.

That's okay.

I'm not going to change.

No one is.

You are.

Yeah, but that's me.

You know, this baby's going to change everything.

Me and Hepps.

I think you and Hepps were changing before the baby.

Yeah.

I think you're right.

You're going to be the best dad.

How's that?

Because you remind me of my dad.

Actuals.

Actuals.

Thanks, Liz.

Cause I feel I ain't strong no more.

I need you to stop right now.

I've never seen you like this.

It's fucking gross, Sam.

It's not gross.

You really like them.

Yeah.

I think I did.

You'll find someone else.

Someone who gets you.

That's the problem.

I think you did.

It's me, though.

I can't get past it.

Curl the inside cream.

We don't get love.

That's not true.

Love is for everyone.

No, it's not that.

Nightmare.

Nightcore.

that they