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Uh, Keisha?

Let me ask you a question.

What happened with the massage school and the money I gave you and starting a

business and those things?

Well, Daddy, I started the business and everything, but you're not going to like

it.

You don't have to call me Daddy. I mean, I'm your stepfather, but... So what am

I not going to like? I'll show you.

I'm ready, Daddy.

the massage I was telling you about.

Where's the table?

I need someone to try it on.

Imagine how long you would think if she walked in with my body all over you.

I may need to practice on you a little bit more, though.

Why are you fucking your daughter?

It's so bad in here.

But I like you so much.

You feel so fucking good in here.

Hey, man.

Yeah, it's me. I'm at your place. Where you at?

Fuck,

man. You're going to be a couple of hours? I need to pick that stuff up.

Oh. Oh, okay.

There's a key under the mat.

You sure it's cool if I just go on inside and grab it?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Thanks, man. All right. I'll talk to you later.

Bye.

put it. I guess I can just fucking call him.

Daddy, daddy, daddy!

I'm ready.

Gross! Ew, Uncle Eric, what the fuck are you doing here?

Keisha!

What are you doing dressed like that?

Especially for your daddy.

Where'd you go?

You want to go to your bedroom?

Oh, there you are.

What are you doing in here?

Well, I just came by to pick up a package. I mean, your dad ordered some

automotive parts for me.

What are you doing greeting him like that?

I started my own massage business thing.

It's Japanese.

It's Japanese, but you're...

Why are you even looking at me right now? I'm not wearing clothes.

I noticed that when you came bouncing on out there to meet your daddy.

So, uh, what exactly did you have planned?

Well, I was gonna show him how I do my massages.

You were gonna show him how you do your massages?

Dressed like this?

You're so fucking creepy, dude.

Yes, just like this. It's how we do the massage. It's the technique.

Oh, I guess you're kind of recording too, huh?

So, uh, I mean, he's not going to be home for a few hours. Maybe you could

me how you do it.

No, it's not the kind of massage that you think it is, Uncle Eric.

Oh, it's not. You can do it with my brother, but you can't. You can't do it

me.

I mean, I'm sure it's not a big deal. I'm sure I'll learn about it. I'm sure

your mom knows about it and stuff like that. We'll probably talk about it at

dinner one time. No, my mom, no, she can't know that I'm doing the kind of

technique.

Really? What kind of technique is it?

I mean, it sounds intriguing to me.

You're too creepy for this kind of massage.

You know, you're probably right. You know, it's probably better that you and

your daddy have these special moments.

And I guess I'll just go. I'm sure, you know, your mom's good with it. I'm good

with it. He's good with it. Everybody's good with it. I mean, it's no big deal.

I should just probably leave, right? No, no, no, no, no.

She can't know about it. Like, seriously, Uncle Eric, please.

Okay.

I mean...

I don't see a massage table or anything like that. What kind of massage is it?

It's a body -to -body massage, okay?

Really? A body -to -body massage? Yeah, that's what I'm going to say.

I mean, doesn't like this get caught on people? I mean, wouldn't that rub people

the wrong way if it's body -to -body?

It's nude.

You don't wear clothes when you do this kind of massage. It's nude.

Better and better.

So you're nude. I mean, you've obviously done this before. This isn't the first

time, otherwise you wouldn't be recording it.

Um, so, uh... Yeah, uh... How do we get this started?

Should I just go ahead and get undressed and get dressed?

That'll work. Take your clothes off.

Yeah. You're all grown up there, aren't you?

Need help with those shoes?

Stop talking.

And I just lay face up, face down.

Hmm. Feels nice.

Yeah, my hands are pretty magical.

I bet they are.

I bet you've got more than hands to imagine. Alright, part of this is not

talking.

Just relax.

Wonder, I kind of bet you did a lot of talking with your daddy.

That's neither here nor there.

Well, I bet you it was here both times.

Okay.

Gel's nice and cool.

Mm -hmm.

That's warm.

Yeah.

I invented this technique.

I started it in Japan.

Really?

That's Japanese.

Oh, yeah.

My family used to play Twister in the

family reunion.

So nice.

You're so fucking creepy.

Yes, it's soft skin.

Just

like the good

old days of the slip and slide in the front yard.

Not exactly.

Not exactly.

That's for sure.

Oh, yeah.

You definitely passed the flying colors for the massage tool, that's for sure.

Yeah, well, you paid a lot of money for it.

Daddy pays for a lot of things.

But I mean, I guess that's okay. You're paying him back for these massages,

right?

I sure am.

Hmm. You know, I bet you and your mother would probably be really

good as a doubles act with this. Of course.

You know, our... It's all slick and smooth.

Maybe I can help her out and introduce her to it.

I mean, you would mind, would you?

Why? You're the creepiest fucking uncle there could possibly be.

Shh. Don't say things like that. It could ruin the video.

Hey. That's a little bit.

Oh.

She's getting better and better.

She's

here. Oh,

grown up.

Uncle Eric, your pecs are so huge.

Oh, so are yours.

Yeah. Whoa.

You know,

I mean, the massage is nice and all, but even I've been on the internet.

I know where this goes.

Come on, I mean, it's good enough for my brother. It should be good enough for

me, right?

And I'll definitely need to get a copy of that.

I mean, or we could just discuss this at the next family reunion.

I mean, whatever.

Lots of glass.

There we go.

And hey, hey, just so it's not weird, I mean, if you want to call me daddy just

to make it easier for you, you can.

I'm never fucking calling you daddy.

You're not my daddy.

Okay. There we go. Oh, there we go.

Mm -hmm.

You're so fucking good at being creepy.

We all have our special talents.

Obviously, I'm finding out what yours are.

Just like my brother did, I'm sure.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Must have sucked a lot of dicks back in the store.

How did you know?

Just lucky.

God, that's good.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Yeah, so, uh... So, uh, let's go ahead and get to the next part.

What next part? I'm not fucking you.

Oh, yeah, I think you are.

I mean, let's just keep it in the family. Come on.

Yeah.

Yeah, if you don't want to call me daddy, you know, why don't you just say

me, Uncle Eric?

No fucking way.

Come on.

Just fuck me, Uncle Eric.

Fuck me, Uncle Eric.

Now somebody's being a team player, aren't they?

I'm creepy as fuck right now. Uh -huh.

Here we go.

Oh,

fuck

me, I'm quiet.

Look, Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle Eric.

Uh, no.

Why don't you look at the camera and say, Look, Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle

Come on. I'm fucking Uncle Eric. Look,

Daddy,

I'm fucking Uncle Eric.

I always like it, don't I? My daddy likes it.

Becky does.

to be a regular on your books week after week.

I'm gonna shoot it all over those little tits.

Huh? Yeah?

Do you want me to go ahead and paint those tits on you?

Yeah? Yeah?

Let me see.

Oh

no.

Oh no.

I hate my fucking titties, you nasty old fucking creepy uncle.

Creepy ass uncle Eric.

I hate how

nasty you are getting off on me.

Fucking gross.

You know,

you'd make double the money.

Me and your daddy would have tag -teamed you together.

Wouldn't that be nice?

Fucking creep.