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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. Can I leave?

No, you can't. Am I under arrest? These women are caught on hidden camera and

are prosecuted to the fullest extent, all on video, only on Shoplifter MILF.

Okay, please have a seat in those two chairs in the corner. Thanks. Right

Yeah.

All right. Is there anything you want to tell me, declare?

I don't know what's going on.

Well, certainly you have an idea why you're in here, right?

I have no idea.

Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about, man. I didn't do shit. Well,

obviously this is...

That's prevention. But what's your deal, bro?

Well, the deal is I got you guys both on closed -circuit television, and you

took some merchandise from the store. I didn't take shit, bro.

What? Jason, is that true?

No, Mom, I swear to God, I didn't take nothing. I took nothing at all.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, bro. I ain't got shit,

My son is not that kind of kid. Fair enough.

Yeah, you know me, Mom. I never did nothing like that. Yeah, I didn't see

take anything.

Are you tripping, bro?

That's pretty much how it goes all the time. Nobody's did anything, right? So

you guys just sit here until I get back. I got to go and get some other people.

You can kind of talk amongst yourselves.

All right, don't do anything stupid. The door will be locked.

I didn't do anything wrong. You swear you didn't do anything. I swear.

Well, why would BB be called in here then?

He's tripping, dude. He's power... They wouldn't do this for nothing, okay?

Bro,

I didn't do nothing, Mom. I swear.

I'm starting to think that you might have done something. I thought I raised

better. I do a lot of things.

I swear.

Come on, Mom. You know me.

I'd never do something like this, especially with you around.

He's just tripping, bro.

arguing with his wife or something so he wants to feel dominant. Some bullshit.

Look, it doesn't matter, okay?

I don't know.

We'll see what happens when he comes back.

But he's tripping. He's got nothing.

I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about.

Well, we'll see.

I don't know. I don't know what he's planning on doing.

I'm sure they have some kind of proof.

There's really no reason to sit here and keep lying because

There's no proof.

He said that he had you on camera.

That's bullshit camera. A lot of people look like me.

He's tripping.

Probably just wants your number.

Oh my god.

You ain't got shit.

It's taking so long. I'm starting to get very nervous right now.

I'm scared tactic.

You ain't got shit.

Make us feel nervous or something.

I mean, I don't know what the repercussions could be for this.

You're 18 now, okay?

So that means that you're going to get charged as an adult.

That is serious, okay?

I'm sorry, Mom, but I didn't do this.

I swear I didn't. Just stop, okay? Let me think, okay?

I can't go to jail. You know I can't go to jail. Let me think, okay? I know.

All right.

I'm going to get some other paperwork. I'm going to need some credentials from

you guys, some identification.

Do you have anything?

Well,

you have my purse out there, so I don't... Where is it? I'm going to get

You don't have your ID with you?

No, I don't have nothing on me. I just came here to go shopping with you.

You know, that's it.

Like, I swear.

But, like, I mean, he's tripping.

I know, you keep saying that.

I can't go to jail.

I'm not going to go. I just got this new job. I can't go to jail.

Oh, my gosh. Okay, just, please. Let's just see what happens. Do you stop right

now?

He's going to run my ID.

What?

Are you fucking kidding me? No.

Oh, I already knew this. Get rid of it then.

Where? Do what?

We're on camera. I look at them everywhere.

Well, you're the one that's so worried about getting in trouble and losing your

job, so you better freaking figure it out. Well, I can't let you know.

Okay, well then do something about it then. Get rid of it now.

Where?

I mean, I can run.

You want me to run?

Like, there's cameras everywhere.

Okay. I, yes, I know, I know, I know.

Well, just, there was earlier, too, when you fucking decided to do something.

So, you know, just do it more, then.

Okay, I think this will be yours, right?

Is that your idea? Yes, yes, thank you.

Okay, here, let me see it.

Want to get it out for me?

Oh, you don't have it on camera. Oh, yeah, you already read it, right?

Okay.

All right.

You're wasting your time, man. Can you stop?

Okay, you're just making this worse for us. You probably should listen to your

mother because it's true at this point. I'm just doing my job, you know. I come

in, this is what I do. That's prevention.

It's protocol.

You understand?

Yeah, no, I understand.

Trust me.

Okay, so your son's name is?

Jason.

Jason. What's your last name?

Berlton.

Okay.

And you reside at what address?

Is it home?

We need our address, too?

Yeah. Let me tell you something.

1497 Roscoe Boulevard.

Okay.

And that's here.

Yeah. The code is 91432.

This is all just protocol. I mean, I have to do my job, and that's theft

prevention. I'm the head of security here, so I need to process him.

Okay.

What I'm going to need to do is you don't have anything that you want to

me. You clear?

All right.

How about your way? Stand up. I have to do him, sir. You're tripping.

Just listen to him. Get up now.

Just stand.

Simple procedure.

Just put your arms up in the air.

Watch your chin.

What have you got in there?

Nothing. Would you?

Would you be so kind? No, I... It's better... Take it out of your... Just

to him. Are you serious? It's for his better... That he cooperates. I get it.

That's what I'm telling you.

Cooperate with him now.

Oh, okay.

Have you seen these before?

Do my girlfriend... Not your girlfriend.

Okay. Swear. It's funny. We carry the same style of bracelet.

I got them here last week.

Okay. Here, let me just...

You would.

Up here.

I have a... In fact, I'm going

to Dan for just a photograph.

If you could be so kind. You want my photo?

Document. I already told you.

Cooperate. You better not fucking put this in your store, dude.

It's okay.

I just turned it aside.

Just fix the other one. There you go.

Okay, have a seat.

He thinks it's funny.

You know what's funny? Here's what I think. Yeah, dude, you're tripping.

But you stole some material.

And you're going to end up... He's... What do you want to do for a living? You

want to go to school?

You're going to have a record.

I want to be just like you.

I want to be mall security.

I want to be rent -a -car.

Can you stop please being disrespectful? I'm going to have to answer you.

I'm being disrespectful.

I'm telling the truth.

You know I'm on my guard card. I didn't take anything. Why do I have to?

I'm his mother. That's why I'm in here. I didn't do anything.

I can easily. You know what? If you don't mind, I'm going to just have the

come down.

Are you kidding me?

What?

This is not standard procedure. I know that, okay?

Listen, let me just do my job, okay? If you could come forward.

I have to search it. You have to search me, too?

You said you've seen it on the camera. You know that I didn't take anything.

That's what I have to do. I have to search you.

Why do you have to search me? Look, I have other cameras in here. That's

You should just go along with it.

Like, what the fuck, bro?

Like, I got that from my girlfriend.

And my mom has nothing to do with this. Like, what's your deal, dude?

Look, you already got us in enough trouble already. Please.

Like, dude, you should probably tell him to be quiet. I told him a million

times. Can you stop?

You're just making this way worse for both of us.

Okay.

If you could be so kind to remove this, you're happy for me.

Okay. Thank you very much. Here.

Look, you think I'm enjoying this? Okay. I have to do what I'm supposed to do.

My job.

Yeah. Yeah, you look a little, you look a little enjoyed right now, bro.

Okay.

Do you like wasting people's time?

This isn't a waste of time. You're standing here. Filling up on mom. Red

with merchandise from the store. He's only making it worse. I know, I know.

me go home. I'll bring back a receipt.

Do you want to go to jail to stop? Oh my goodness.

I'm going to have to ask you to take the skirt off.

The skirt?

Yeah. Your thing didn't even go off? Look, these aren't the most accurate.

you kidding me? Well, do it again then.

Look.

You're making that sound with your mouth.

Take the skirt off, please.

I just have to do what I'm supposed to do. I'm going to search a garment, any

other merchandise, document it.

Would you take the top off? There's nowhere I can hide anything in this. Are

kidding me?

Look, you know what? I'm really running out of patience here. I got a job to do.

Oh, my God. It's very difficult, so maybe I can just have the authority. I

have a bra under this, though.

Maybe I'm just going to have the authority come down, because you guys

probably respect that a little more than rent -a -top.

No,

I'm doing it. I'm taking it off.

I'm going to pay attention and do what I am doing.

Come on, Mom. This is ridiculous.

I hope that all these cameras are recording this because I'm coming back

What the fuck, bro? Okay, just pose for this remote shot here.

Oh, with my top off?

Yeah, please put your hands up.

What?

Dude, and now you take it.

I'll turn it aside, please.

Okay.

Dude, I can't watch this. I can't see this. This isn't my mom.

All right.

If you could be so kind, just take these.

I'm going to do a little background check. I'm going to type in your

identification,

Jason.

Amber. Well, why are you writing my identification?

Well, because you guys are together. You know, it's not all, it's not, it's not

unusual for people to come in and do stuff like this, shoplift as a pair.

You know?

It's not, it's not unusual.

So, have a deep, wait, be right back.

God, dude, I can't, I can't go to jail, mom.

Just stop, just stop saying the same shit over and over again.

That's not helping, okay?

You got us in so much shit right now.

And I... I know. And I can't go to jail.

I can't go to jail. I can't go to jail. Okay, I know. You said that a fucking

hundred times already. Can you please stop?

I swear I'm kicking you out of the house.

I can't. I cannot. You can't kick me out of the house.

Look,

I'm just so tired of this crap.

I thought I raised you better than this.

And now... And I'm sure, you know what?

I know that if you were to go to jail, I would have to bail you out. I would

have to pay for all of this mess, regardless.

So, you know what? I'm sorry. I'm going to take care of this from here on out,

and you're going to sit there, and you're going to shut the fuck up, and

do what I have to do to get us out of this, okay?

All right?

Yes, ma 'am. Okay, please, just please stop.

Right now, okay. I know what I have to do to get us out of this and

If I go to chill

Take care of it.

He's gonna beat my ass You know what happens to people in jail

a lot of things happen to Joe can you stop can you stop Saying the same thing.

Did you hear me that I said I'm going to take care of it? So stop saying the

same thing over and over again.

Yes,

ma 'am.

Thank you.

That sounds more like it. That sounds like the way you should be talking to me

right now.

Somebody who is helping you get out of this fucking situation.

Yes, ma 'am. I'm so pissed.

I'm sorry, mom.

Thank you.

actually, and Mr.

Jason is in his first rodeo. He's been in trouble before. You know that, right?

Yeah, but that was when he was a kid.

Well, still prior.

He still has some prior charges.

Which doesn't surprise me, based upon his behavior.

And you, you check out.

Yeah,

obviously.

Does he want to change his tour and I mean he's obviously Yeah,

he does he's he's already I've already taken care of him, okay, so

I know You

seem to know

Not like to play by standard practices here.

Look, I'm just doing my job, like I said.

I don't know. I don't feel like this is the normal practices around here. Maybe

I deviate a little to make it a little more exciting because my job isn't the

most exciting. I know. I get to chase people and whatnot. Exactly. I'm sure.

Here they are in my room.

Not everybody looks like you all the time, so I'll take advantage of that.

Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking.

Really?

I do think it's going to be that easy. You have me sitting here with my top off

for a reason, right?

Well, you're a pretty smart woman.

Pretty smart woman.

Your mother's very smart, and she's actually going to bat for you. It's

amazing. I told you. I know what I'm doing.

Looks like you're the one doing the batting, bro. What the fuck?

What the hell is this?

Are you serious?

Oh, my.

Are you sure you want to do this?

Yeah, I'm sure. I know.

I can't watch this.

Are you serious?

What the fuck is Dad going to think?

You know I can't watch this. Yeah, you know Dad ain't going to know because...

Yeah, because you ain't going to sing it.

Crying out loud.

So, I mean, after we do this...

We're going to forget all about this, right?

That's kind of how I'm leaning towards that wedding.

Mm -hmm.

I guess basically it's on how you satisfy me, I mean.

I'm not going to do a good job at home.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, God.

Your mother obviously loves you a lot. No shit, bro.

I do this every time I get pulled over.

Are you serious, mom?

What the fuck?

Oh my gosh.

That's great.

It's so loud.

How are your ears?

Yeah, that's a good idea.

My girlfriend's not even half out.

Maybe we should...

Boy,

I had no idea today was going to be like this great.

Tell us to do your shop here.

Are you going to come soon or what?

Oh, wait. Oh, no.

Dude, I can't work.

Oh, man. I had thought maybe we could do a little more.

Like what?

I mean... Well, you know, this is kind of like... For me, it's like second

Oh, God.

What else do you want, bro? Shouldn't she have done enough?

Well, not entirely.

Just a bracelet.

I know. It's just a bracelet.

It's the principle.

A blowjob isn't good enough for a bracelet.

Principle? You got my mom on her knees, bro. I don't get more principle than

that. Oh, my God.

You know what? Get me the fuck out of here. Are you kidding me? You know what?

If you want, there is a holding room.

You want to send him to the holding room just outside the door?

Yeah, look, you're killing the mood. Please.

You can go to the holding room, Jason, mister. I never did nothing before.

I'll be in the car.

There's no going to the car. He's going to be in the holding room until we're

finished. Then we'll let him out.

Okay.

What do you want me to do?

That means that he gets off then, right? That was the deal?

I might take this for a little souvenir.

What? You know, my job, like I said, is very, very boring.

It's pretty boring around here.

That's why I... You like it.

End of it.

Your son's a piece of work, I'll tell you that.

Look, I'm taking care of his mess, okay?

I'm a stripper at a younger age. I mean, because you're a very sexual woman.

I want it for a little bit.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Maybe I should have you dance for me.

Really soft.

Sons of lucky boys. It's not going to get you to come.

Sons of lucky boys.

to come by me.

foot long.

Is that working?

We're almost done.

I'll let you out of here.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Go. There'll be no traces of this anywhere.

Well.

Sounds good to me.

But he needs a straightening out, that young man.

Do we still have any wipes here at the store?

I need to clean this before...

I get popcorn to my husband.

Yeah.

Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters.

Can I leave?

No, you can't. Am I under arrest? These women are caught on hidden camera and

are prosecuted to the fullest extent, all on video, only on Shoplifter MILF.