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All right, let me have a feel.

I'm going to have a seat right here.

All right. You got it. Right here? Yep, right there. All right.

All righty.

We have a one -of -a -kind, world -class treatment here today.

Terrific. Mm -hmm. So we really want to try to help you out here today. This is

a new, innovative -type treatment. It's world -class. It's first -of -its -kind.

And we've helped lots of people. Wow. All right. Mm -hmm.

Celebrities all over the world. Wow.

Mm -hmm. So it's actually $200 up front.

$200? Mm -hmm. I taught my medical insurance.

Cover this.

Oh, no, sorry. This is not something that your medical insurance would cover

because it's a holistic, natural type of treatment, and it's just not something

that medical insurance would cover. All right, well, if it's like a new

progressive type of treatment, I want to try anything.

So cash, you said, right? Yeah, it's $200 cash, and it's very, very new,

cutting edge.

I think this is the right amount.

200, yep. Is that right? Yep, that's right. So are you ready to get started

today? Absolutely.

Okay, so when we start the treatment, I need you to completely relax, feel into

your body, take deep breaths, and I'll just take care of you. All right, you're

going to be there the whole time?

Yes, I'll be there with you the whole time. Great. We'll get you up and going.

All right, terrific.

You got it. All right, come on over this way.

Come on right this way here.

I don't remember the room.

Feeling like this.

I'm not sure, but let me help you with your stick here. Just relax.

All right. Let me put the stick right over here.

Okay.

So, let me give you a hand getting undressed.

Undressed? Yeah, that's the part of the therapy.

We massage you. Oh, wow.

All right. This is progressive. A little body relaxation. It is progressive.

Oh, very, very.

We get straight to the point. Yeah. Mm -hmm. Great.

There you go.

Let's go ahead and take this shirt off. This one? Mm -hmm.

How am I doing so far?

Oh, you're doing real good.

Okay, we're going to have to take these off also.

I'm a little nervous.

Oh, you're doing fine. You're doing fine. I didn't do this last time, but

you said, this is a new type of treatment.

Open to anything.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay, you go ahead and take your shoes off. Oh, all right.

I can do some things on my own.

You're pretty good at it.

Right there.

Oh, all right. Thank you. Just go ahead.

Just throw them? Yeah, just over there. All right.

Now what?

Okay, so now we're going to do the full body massage. Oh, wow.

This is different.

Yeah, it is.

Right here? Yeah, go ahead.

Wow, this is different.

Yeah, that's why we're the best in the country.

Oh, wow.

Mm -hmm.

But do you really think this is going to help with my problem?

Oh, definitely.

Oh, we've cured so many people. Really? Yeah, you can read our reviews on the

Internet. Oh, I can.

Oh, that's right. Yeah.

But I'm up to anything.

Yeah. I'm just looking for a break. Well, maybe you can have somebody read

to you. Yeah. Mm -hmm.

We have celebrities from all over the world come and see us.

That's pretty neat.

And everybody always leaves happy. Oh.

I'm a pretty cheerful guy.

What's the pressure, is that good? Oh, that's great.

Alright.

Loosen up your legs a little bit.

Wow. Is that relaxing? Yeah, you're pretty good at that.

I'm hoping for a breakthrough. I think this might be it. I think so, too.

Oh, whoa.

We just want to... Is this really part of the treatment? Oh, yeah, definitely.

We just want to make sure that all your senses are working well. Oh, I never

thought of that.

Yeah, we just want to make sure you're functioning well everywhere.

Oh, wow. And it looks like you are.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, is that feeling good?

People come back to us all the time for this.

Oh, I bet.

Wow,

here.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

Wow,

you are good.

Just relax.

Okay. I'm sorry, I'm just not used to it. Relax every muscle in your body.

Oh, yes.

Okay,

so I'm going to need you to turn around now. Okay.

Like that?

Mm -hmm.

And then just lay flat on your stomach. Yeah.

There you go. Like that? Mm -hmm. Oh, wow. Just like that.

I feel like I'm ice fishing.

Kind of.

Oh!

Are you enjoying this like me?

Just relax.

Oh, okay.

Are you having fun?

Does it look like I'm having fun?

Oh, I can't see.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Thank you.

Are you feeling good?

Cold.

How am I doing?

Um, you're doing surprisingly well.

Really? Yeah, you're really, you're responding really good to this. Better

most?

Yeah. Okay.

Oh, wow.

I can hardly contain myself.

Well, you're doing really well, and there's actually just one more thing

wanted to try.

Oh, there is? Mm -hmm. I'm pretty good.

Well,

I think you'll be good with this, too. Oh, really? Okay.

Are we done?

Oh, no, we're not done yet. I just need you to flip over.

All right.

I don't want to fall off.

Yeah, yeah. Careful.

Like that?

Mm -hmm. There you go.

This is some treat.

Are you relaxed?

Oh, oh.

Okay, so I'm just going down from right here.

Right here?

Mm -hmm.

It's all a part of the treatment.

Hold on, hold on.

Can I touch you?

Sure. Yeah?

It's part of the treatment. Whatever helps, you want to find the feel. Yeah?

Relax and go again.

Oh.

Oh.

Wow.

There you go. Just relax. Okay.

Wow, oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm doing it

wow oh my gosh too many senses okay let me do it

I'm getting close.

I think I'm getting close.

Is that okay?

Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Here, it's building up. Is it building up in there? Yeah.

Where can I do it?

Yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, here it comes.

Here it comes.

Oh.

Oh, here it comes.

Oh.

He found my ass.

Oh, I can see why this is such a good

treatment. But, uh, how did you fix my vision?

Well, um, this is not the vision center. This is the rectal dysfunction center.

Isn't this 204?

You think I can still make appointments?

Yeah, sure, if it helps and you seem to be responding well. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, thank God.

All right, well, go ahead and get dressed and I'll see you next week then.