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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. Can I leave?

No, you can't. Am I under arrest? These women are caught on hidden camera and

are prosecuted to the fullest extent, all on video, only on Shoplifter Milk.

Come on in, sit down. Grab a seat, please.

I don't even know why you have me here.

Yeah, we're going to get to that.

Here I am. Do you have anything to declare?

No. Nothing at all? No.

Okay, so we have you on the monitors.

So the camera's all around the store. We have you shoplifting.

That's why you're here.

I think you thought wrong, of course.

Yeah, I'm sure you do. But this is my job, and this is what we do for a

This will all work out in the end. If you just go along with it, it'll go out

smoothly. It'll go almost smoothly.

Well, I can let you know that I didn't do anything wrong.

You're sticking with this?

Yes, I am. Do you have any ID?

Unfortunately, my daughter has my purse, which has my ID. She's in the store.

What's her name?

Scarlett.

What does she look like?

Obviously, I'm her mother, so she's a redhead.

Your ex?

Yeah, hey, do me a favor.

Pick up the redhead that she came in with.

It's her daughter.

Yep, her name's Charlotte.

Yeah, just bring her back here. It's fine.

All right.

Nothing to declare.

Oh, I still don't understand. Like, I think you got... You just saw wrong.

And bringing in my daughter here, I feel like ridiculous. This is being blown

out of proportion. I think it's ridiculous, too. I was given this

come clean with me so you didn't have to embarrass yourself in front of your

child. I'm not embarrassed because I didn't do anything wrong. This is the

model that you think your daughter deserves? Is this what you think is

acceptable? She'll learn a lot from this.

You will.

By the end of this, I swear to God.

Do you know how long this is going to take?

It's going to take a while. You're not going anywhere anytime soon.

Go to bed.

Go to sleep already.

What's going on, Mom?

They got everything wrong, and they're blowing this out of proportion.

We caught your mother shoplifting.

Really? No.

We have raw video surveillance in your shoplifting.

We can make this easy for yourselves, or I can call the police, and it'll get a

lot worse.

I personally, we don't need to get the police involved, because technically, I

didn't do anything.

Okay, that's fine.

Yeah. That's what you say. Do you have your mother's ID?

I do, yeah. Okay.

Let's start with that.

I mean, if she thinks you didn't do anything, then... Exactly.

You know, these cameras have so many different angles, like, you can

see it wrong.

Yeah. I'm not sure.

Is this the correct address?

Right here?

Yes.

What's the name of this creek?

Topanga? Topanga.

Topanga.

Yeah, we live in the canyons. Obviously, we don't need to steal anything.

Yeah.

You wouldn't think so, would you?

I'm going to run your ID.

What happened?

I just took like a little...

necklace technically i don't think anything don't worry we'll be out of

like give it like let's stroke their ego a little bit like they think they're

real cops or whatever but you know it's gonna be fine i mean like you've done

this before i mean so there's cameras everywhere

do you do you think they actually work

You, like, are life that way.

I do.

Yeah, we live a pretty nice... Exactly.

Pretty nice house. For me, like,

some things just happen.

But, like, we'll be out in no time anyway. Like, they have, like, these

I mean, if they don't actually have anything on you, then, yeah, we're

okay. Yeah, we'll just go smooth and... Yeah, we're gonna...

Completely deny everything.

Okay. But the thing is, it's like, you've done this before?

So it's kind of, it's kind of really... Okay, so here's where we're going to go

from here.

So it's all a mistake, right? Like, obviously nothing's happened.

Well, you made a mistake. And your mother definitely made a mistake.

The mistake she made was shoplifting in my store.

So you have two choices.

You can call the police.

Or we can get my merchandise back right now.

I'd like you to stand up. If you don't have anything, you have nothing to hide.

You should have no problem standing up and let my man here use his metal

detector.

Fine, I have nothing to hide.

I bet.

Well, I...

Excuse me. Personal bubble. Thank you.

God. Let him do his job, please.

Bra strap.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

I mean, like, where is she going to even put anything?

She's, like, wearing a dress.

I think I have an idea.

All right.

What's in your bra?

It's my necklace.

Your necklace is in your bra.

It broke.

See, it's broken.

See that?

Well, it's obviously her.

Exactly. She's seen it. Didn't I have it on when we got in the store? Exactly.

It broke. I didn't have anything to put it in. I bought that for her.

So now you've involved yourself in this.

That's really unfortunate because now you're on the hook as well. See, that's

broken. It was your mother in trouble, now it's the both of you.

You understand what this is going?

I mean, I don't really get what I did.

Yeah. You're an accomplice to this, as far as I'm concerned.

Because she's my alibi?

No, because she's your lookout.

Because she's your lookout.

You want to be smart.

See this?

This is from our jewelry display in the front of the store.

How do you know that?

Like, there's even no tag on it.

Remember your items? All right, listen.

Wow, you must be really good at your job.

Yeah, I'm great at my job.

Here's where we go from here.

You can agree to do a strip search, and I'll get back the rest of my

merchandise, and we'll see where it happens. Or I can call the police right

and we'll have a female officer come in here, and she will give you a full -body

cavity search from head to toe.

I've already gotten some of my merchandise back. I have you on our

cameras.

And as far as I'm concerned, your daughter here, who's your lookout?

My daughter didn't do anything.

Yeah, well, that's not what I'm going to tell the police.

So what's it going to be, ladies?

I personally would like the police to stay out of this. Yeah, I'm sure you

would. I mean, like, I don't have a record.

Exactly. And police have other things to do. There's real criminals out there

that need police.

That's a great point.

Some example you're turning out to be for your daughter here.

It's a good thing you said that.

You don't have a record. I'm sure your mother probably does at this point

because she's not a very good shoplifter. She's not a very good

But this is the road she wants to bring you down as well?

No.

Strip search or I call the police.

I have nothing to hide.

We'll find out.

Like, right now? Right now, right here.

I don't know. That kind of seems...

And out.

Is there, like, a girl or something?

Unfortunately, no. It's her day off.

Oh, my God.

So it's just us.

Don't worry, professional.

We've seen it all before.

There's nothing you have that we haven't seen.

Do you guys need to be two of you? Can't the one person step out?

No. Can't you give me a little bit of privacy?

No.

Well, why both of you have to do it? He's in training.

I'm teaching him how to do this.

Any more questions?

Before I call the police?

Who needs to call the police?

Keep going.

The brown panty, too.

Are you, like, serious?

Yes, I'm serious.

I told you, I've got a female officer down here, but the only difference is

you're definitely going out in cuffs. I call the police.

You ain't a daughter.

I mean, this is, like, really uncomfortable.

Very uncomfortable.

You just felt that there was nothing there, and you had the whole metal scan,

like, when you'd be able to...

The bra and panties, please.

I'm not going to ask you again.

Mom, like, you don't have to do this.

You? Settle down.

Speak when you're spoken to, okay?

It's a lot smoother.

In you go.

Panties.

Down, down.

Come on.

You can see there's literally nothing there. It's panties.

Next thing you know, you're going to ask me to squat and cough.

I've done it before.

Doesn't make me feel awkward, at least.

Perhaps this is a punishment, all this.

To make people feel very uncomfortable.

There you go. So you've humiliated me.

Obviously.

Excuse me. Shoes?

My shoes, too.

You already got me with some stolen merchandise on you, so I don't know why

got surprised by this.

I mean, she's wearing expensive shoes. Exactly.

They're designer.

Well, I know they're probably ours. Don't, like, scuff them.

All right, Missy.

All right, you're next.

She didn't do anything.

She's an accomplice. And you, speak when you've spoken to. Wait. All right,

missy, you're over 18.

Let's see what you've got.

It's me if he wants over.

Mm -hmm. Are you okay?

Let's start with this little hat of yours.

Okay, watch your hands.

It's my daughter.

Yeah.

That's nice.

Ooh, there's something in there? Yeah.

I swear,

I'm not hiding anything.

I think this is ridiculous.

Obviously, she's not hiding anything.

She's not even wearing a bra.

No, she's not. Her detector went off.

Well, maybe, I don't know, the button or something. Why'd she scan that button?

Or maybe it's her necklace.

No, it went off, clearly.

Let's get to it.

Come on.

I know.

Cover yourself.

Get this over and done with. We'll be out and done.

Their little power trip.

See, there's nothing.

Nothing.

This and the skirt.

What? The skirt didn't even go off, though. Strip down, just like your mom.

This is ridiculous.

You know that, right?

Do I keep your panties on? No, do not keep your panties on.

It's a thong. What is she going to do?

Where is she going to put anything?

If you want me to get a police officer down here to give your daughter and

yourself a full cavity search, I'll do it.

No problem.

But once I call them, they take you away.

There's no deal -making. There's no turning back.

She ends up with a permanent record.

For doing nothing?

Yeah. For being an accomplice to shoplifting.

There you go.

Down, down.

I mean, you don't have to look.

It's my job.

You don't have to look.

Nope.

Hand on him.

Shoes, too.

There's nothing here

So not right. You shouldn't be touching her.

You shouldn't be shoplifting with your daughter.

Tell you what. We didn't shoplift.

I'm still sticking to the story.

Is that so?

Yeah.

I'm going to take care of the paperwork.

You ladies stay right here.

Oh, I forgot to get mug shots. I guess they're still in the house.

Get them out of the way.

Stand in front of it, please.

Turn around.

This is wrong.

You're going to take pictures of us naked?

I forgot to do it beforehand, so I have to do it now. Turn him aside.

This doesn't seem like protocol to me. Okay, you're up next.

Come on.

Come on.

Sit tight. We'll be back.

I mean, can we put our clothes back on? Nope.

It's going to keep us here naked.

I swear you won't run off on us.

This is really weird.

I'm just going to cover up.

Here, here.

You can like put that over you.

This will be over and you'll never, never happen again.

trip or something yeah i mean obviously like there's something wrong with them

because like i don't know they touched you that's that was really creepy right

yeah very uncomfortable i mean we definitely need to get their names

don't oh we'll get their names they'll get their like badge number and just

we'll definitely call it their store

did you see him sniff the panties too Ew,

yeah, that was, like, that was, like, what?

But I was, like, like, his nose can, like, smell if I stole something.

That's, like, I don't even know why they would do that. This is, like, this is

horrible. You said it's humiliating. I... Once they come back, it'll all

be done with.

Like, I am, like, I'm really scared.

Don't be scared.

Once they get back.

You know, they'll give us our clothes back.

It'll be done, and we'll just, you know, forget about all that just happened.

But don't get upset, okay?

I'm like, I'm going to need therapy after this.

I can get that for you.

I mean, like, we have plenty of money, right?

Like, you know, I didn't take anything anyway.

Is this where you've been getting all the gifts for me? Like, the tablet?

what about, like, this necklace?

Hey.

I told you, they have cameras everywhere here.

Like, did you actually make a deal? No. I didn't do nothing.

We stick to the story.

We'll be done.

They'll give us our clothes. We'll leave, and we'll never come back here.

Yeah, obviously.

I'll go buy you a lake.

Something nice.

I hope so.

Maybe I'm gonna have one.

A new one?

Yeah.

Alright, so I guess we're done here.

Right? You searched.

No,

not that long shot.

Not at all.

So now we've established that you had stolen merchandise on you.

We have you on cameras.

We have your daughter being accomplished at Lookout. You know, like...

I'm sorry.

I'll pay for it. You know, it's like 20 bucks for that tiny necklace. And then

we can just forget about it. That was actually one of our more expensive

designer pieces.

It was actually over $1 ,500.

You have nice taste. It was actually over $1 ,500, which makes a grand theft

larceny.

I mean, she said she'll pay for it. I don't get why we can't build on it.

Sometimes my mom doesn't have $1 ,500 in her purse.

I mean, if she says she can pay for it, I don't... Hand me the purse.

It was a

mistake. You guys got it back. You guys can keep it.

You don't even have to pay for it. You guys got it back.

If we just kind of end it here.

You're right. It was a mistake to try to steal stuff from us.

And now you and your daughter are going to pay the consequences for it. There's

no money.

There's no way to pay for it. You have no excuses.

You've lied to me this whole time. You've wasted my time.

I really don't want the police involved.

I bet you don't.

I mean, are we allowed to make a call?

Like, maybe we can have someone come bring money.

You know what, though?

Why don't you stand up?

Stand up again.

I just feel like this is slightly inappropriate.

Stop covering yourself.

We want to get a good look. I feel very uncomfortable.

Come on, you too.

Rex, would you be so kind?

Uncover yourself.

Rex right here is going to perform a thorough search of the both of

us.

By touching us?

Yeah.

Yeah, just keep your arms to the side.

Make sure you check underneath.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa.

Whoa,

that's some sensitive areas there. I don't feel like you have to be checking

there. Yeah, he's got to check everywhere.

Whoa. You too, sweetheart.

Arms to the side.

Okay. No covering up.

Stop covering up.

I feel like this is very intrusive.

Yeah, intrusive.

Exactly.

Yeah,

obviously we're clean.

We're really sorry.

Obviously we don't want to please, but you don't have to humiliate us like

Obviously it was a necklace, you got it back. I feel like knowing it's... Stop

covering up.

...should be treated this way.

Especially my daughter. What do you think you're...

Teaching her, basically.

That's why I'm wondering what you're doing. Keep asking that question. You're

the other role model, not me. I'm not her parent. You are.

You are. I have to keep an eye out for you while you're shoplifting.

Stealing expensive jewelry from a department store. She doesn't part

Unfortunately, now she's going to end up with a big, huge red check on her

permanent record.

I really, I don't want that.

Exactly.

Going to make it in college hard. She's going to make any sort of decent job.

Impossible. I can't have a record. Grand theft larceny.

She didn't do anything.

No, she didn't. We're not going to. It's a shame that she didn't do anything. I

believe you did.

But you know what? As far as I'm concerned, my security cameras tell me

part of the plan.

She was an accomplice.

She had your purse on her.

You had stolen merchandise.

We really don't need to get the cops involved.

I think there has to be something.

We can just, you know, you got the necklace back. We apologize.

You groped us.

You got your thrills. Oh, I wouldn't say we groped them.

Would you say we groped them? No, no, we searched them thoroughly. That was the

plan. I wouldn't even say it was that thorough to be here. No, it wasn't. As a

matter of fact, when you turned around one last time, let me get another look

back there.

Now, now. Yes, now.

We have other criminals to deal with today.

Let me spread them.

Reach back there and spread for me.

Let me get a good look, make sure you don't have anything hidden.

Spread my cheeks?

Spread your cheeks.

You're acting like this is a prison, right?

Like we're getting locked up.

That's where you and your mom are going next.

What do you think?

I think we may be able to...

Add some extra items, if you know what I'm saying.

Oh, yeah. Oh, Jesus.

Look, that watch just fell out.

Yeah.

Yeah, see, that's the disadvantage, because right now, we can make up

we want on you.

Yeah, well, believe us.

Yeah. Please.

You know what?

I'm out of here. This is ridiculous. You've crossed the line. Ask me to

completely humiliate myself.

I don't think you're going anywhere.

First off, we have your clothes.

Or you can go and you can leave your daughter here.

She comes with me.

That's a good plan.

Yeah, I like that idea.

If you want to go ahead, just leave her here.

Leave your daughter behind. We'll send her home in a few hours.

No, Mom.

Please don't.

We did not leave you here.

Just get us our clothes and we'll leave. You got your item.

We're done.

We're sorry. It won't happen again. We won't come to your store again.

Yeah, that's not going to work out. That doesn't really help any of my partner

out here.

Well, let's figure out something that can solve this so that we can be on our

way. No one else needs to be humiliated anymore.

You have so many criminals that you have to get to.

Yeah, we do.

Well, we like to take it one at a time sometimes.

Especially when you've got a nice young girl like this right here.

Excuse me.

See what's happening here?

Let me get a closer look.

Yeah, you need to do a search on her.

You're free to go, Mom.

I'm not leaving my daughter here.

You sure?

I'll take care of her.

She's real nice.

Like you're upsetting her. Obviously, you've crossed a line.

Yeah, haven't we?

I'm pretty here, so... I think the drapes match the carpet, too, don't

Look at that, Mom.

I see the family resemblance right there, huh?

Obviously, you guys had your fun.

Not quite yet. As a matter of fact, I have about another hour left to my

I've got to go home.

So how am I going to spend that hour? What do you think? Should we be writing

a report or should we be working something out here?

Let's try to keep this off paperwork, please.

Solve this.

I like that idea. What do you think? Yeah, I do.

I think you know where this is going, Mom.

Maybe you should lay it out straight for us. Well, here's the deal.

Why don't you sit here, missy, and I'll show your mom what I'm talking about.

Right on the desk.

Make yourself nice and comfy.

Hold on.

Let's just talk about this deal for a second before anyone gets handsy.

She's my daughter, right? She didn't do anything.

She's innocent.

If you're going to take advantage of anybody, it should be me.

And just leave her out of it.

Why not both?

Yeah, I mean, that's pretty much what I was thinking.

Yeah, one daughter.

But she didn't do anything. She's innocent.

Hasn't been with anybody. Before you start manhandling her, there needs to be

deal first thing.

Nothing goes any forward until you tell me what's going to go down.

First off, you're in no position to negotiate.

What I'm doing here is I'm being nice and I'm offering you a way out of this.

Let me make this crystal clear.

I'm going to have sex with you and have a lot of fun.

He's going to have sex with your daughter.

And then as soon as Mike comes all over you, then you're free to go.

No police, no police reports. Why does my daughter have to be involved, though?

Why don't you just let her go?

No,

no, no, no.

That would be kinky.

It's either both.

Or nothing.

Or nothing.

Or me.

My partner could call on your daughter. That's okay, too. She is younger. I

don't... I like them young.

She doesn't deserve to get both of you manhandling and having your way with

No, she doesn't, I guess.

Well, that was an easy decision.

All right, Mom.

All right. Come on down. Let's sit in the position.

Come here. All right, sweetheart.

You can go right back in. Come here.

That's right to the edge. Just lay back.

I have to do all the work?

Yeah, that's what you do.

Come

on,

make it grow.

What is this? You're like a fish or something? Come on. You've got to be a

little more enthusiastic.

You sure this is the only thing we can do?

Yep.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

More

enthusiastic.

Is that it?

That's so sweet.

I can see if your daughter's better. You want me to see if your daughter's

better? Or do you want to do a better job?

There we go.

Come here.

Come here.

I can see what mommy's doing. You just do the same thing, okay?

Go right there.

That's it.

I'm going to go fire some deep.

Be gentle with her.

Oh, yeah, don't you worry?

Make sure she's doing a good job, huh?

Come on.

There you go.

If you two don't want to get into this, we can just call the police now.

All right.

I need some deep, slow and deep.

There we go.

Why is your daughter doing a better job?

Yeah.

Look at that. Look at that, Ma.

Step. Yeah.

Suck a little.

Get nice and wet.

There you go.

Suck a little.

That's it.

Suck on it.

Put your tongue way down.

That's it. That's good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

That's a pretty good time, right? Pretty good time.

Stand up.

Stand up.

Keep sticking with it. Come on, just watch it.

That's what you're going to do in a minute, okay?

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

there you go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, there you go.

Right next to you.

be over shortly.

Don't

hurt

her.

Hey, it's been like, what, two minutes? You guys should be done soon, right?

Oh, you know what I'm done.

Oh, no.

I'm going to go to bed.

I'm going to go to bed.

I'm going to go to bed.

I'm going to go to bed.

the boss open the door.

I mean, like, you're probably gonna come through, right? I mean, like...

I'm gonna sit down.

Come on down.

It's not going to hurt you.

Oh, it's so deep.

Eric.

Come here. Up and down. Come on.

I'm going to do all the work.

Good night. Good night. Good night.

This is how you were made.

Let's see if we can make another one.

Put your leg down.

Walk back over here.

Now face me.

I don't know.

It's okay.

I don't know.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

I'll tell you what.

You should clean yourselves up.

I could be back with the clothes.

Don't tell anybody about this.

You're a secret.