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Oh, hey, honey.

Um, honey, did you get those pastry puffs I asked you to get that my boss

liked? Damn it.

I knew I forgot something.

Um, I did get everything else on the list, though, including the red velvet

cake. I didn't ask for a fucking red velvet cake. I asked for the pastry puff

that my boss really liked.

Honey, I thought it would be a nice surprise for after dinner.

I'm the nice surprise for after dinner.

Oh, no. Honey, you're not going to... again?

Um, this is my boss. You know, my boss, the one that pays me money. The money

that I use to buy those ridiculous clothes that you're wearing.

Just go back to cooking and finish up.

Honey, I'm trying my best here.

That's what's so fucking depressing.

The door. I'm gonna go let him in.

So we were supposed to have some nice little appetizers before the meal, but

someone forgot their list. I'm so sorry. I'm totally embarrassed. It won't

happen again. I promise. No, no, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. I mean, the night

has been perfect so far. You sure?

Trust me. I mean, I'm sure it's only going to get better. See?

You must be a mind reader.

Uh, your husband seems like a great fella.

You know, he's more like a servant to me. He's not really comfortable with a

sophisticated, powerful woman like I'm sure you are.

Um, I'm not sure where this is going, but, you know, your husband... Oh,

about him. I already have.

Stand up for me.

Stand up for you?

Yes. You could childbuck on me.

Oh.

I just wanted to make sure that the dinner's going good and that I just

you up.

Oh, shit.

Babe.

Listen. Babe.

Just sit down and shut the fuck up, okay? Do what?

I said sit down and shut the fuck up. Can't you see I'm doing something? Do

want me to sit down right now? Oh, my God. This relationship is...

I didn't tell you to sit, like, right there.

Where do you want me to sit?

That's fine. That's fine.

Do we really have to do this? Mm -hmm.

You.

I definitely know now.

Oh, man.

Shit.

Shit.

Oh.

I think we should go in the other room, a little bit more comfortable.

A little more comfortable? Uh -huh. Please.

I can't believe this. I think that you should follow because you might learn

something. Oh, really? And what happens if I don't?

Babe, so that's why you got all dressed up, huh? Not for me, huh?

Oh, shit.

What?

I really don't think you should be sitting there yelling at me.

Oh, shit.

I feel bad, sweetheart. I didn't even hear him.

Yeah.

I mean, if his looked like this, we wouldn't even have this issue. Oh, my.

Why did I even marry you?

Oh, why don't you try to get divorced? You have nothing.

Fuck!

Damn it, she's right.

I still don't even have a ring.

Oh, fuck! I still couldn't afford the ring. I'm not buying it.

What are you doing? I'm taking off my panties, idiot.

Come on, man.

Shit. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. He's not really in, is he? He is so in.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, my goodness.

He's so fucking good. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, give it to me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, that's so fucking good.

I can do that shit You just never give me a chance

What are you laughing at? Nothing

Whatever. Just in case he forgot what it looks like. Yeah, easy there, buddy.

Don't get too full of yourself.

He's full of me right now.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

you guys are kissing, too?

Oh, that's crossing the line.

Hey,

don't kiss her, man.

Why don't you lay down right there?

Don't kiss.

I like that he thinks he still can speak and it's going to matter. Do you want

to hold my leg out of the way?

Thank you.

Whatever.

He's being my assistant right now. Oh, is that what this is? He was like a

servant.

I'm going to see the lawyer out there tonight. Oh, okay, with his money.

Will you shut up about that?

She's talking about the lawyer that I got for you.

Oh, man.

Oh,

man. Oh, it's so fucking good.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Give me that fucking hug.

Yes. Oh, you feel so fucking good.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes.

I love it.

I love it. Oh, fucking chicken.

Oh, chicken. I love it. Yes.

That was fucking good.

Yes.

Oh,

fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Uh -huh.

Oh, it's fucking wet.

It's so fucking wet. Oh,

fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Keep holding it Oh, come on, you're not going to hop, buddy.

You're so good at that.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

And he had to be a brother, too.

Couldn't have a white boss.

Oh, no.

Yeah, I'll figure.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you. Right there.

Right there.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Right there.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my goodness.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

You can hold them both now. Oh.

Is it without help? Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I can do that. You just gave up on

Oh, fuck, that is so good.

Yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh,

fuck. This is just like that wine that we had. It just got better with time.

we knock it with your wisecrack. Oh, good.

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Yes. Oh, fucking good. Boom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, look how fucking good on his

body is. Yeah.

Look how hot his body is. I'm not checking it out, honey. Come here a

I work out every day.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

man.

Oh,

my goodness.

There we go.

She found my spot.

She found my spot.

Oh, my goodness.

I knew this night was going to get better. Mm -hmm. Shh.

Oh. Shh. There.

Mm. Mm.

Oh.

Hey. There you go.

Oh, shit. Come on back up here, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, huh.

Yeah, I guess you really want to go right there. Yeah.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Look at this thing. Oh, yes, please.

Oh, my goodness.

Please. Oh, my. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

So you think I'm going to learn something, huh? Jesus.

Oh. I'll break my face right now.

Shit. Yeah. You should feel guilty.

Why should I feel guilty for getting fucked so good? Oh.

Huh? Is that why?

Woo. Because you can't remember the puff pastries I asked you to buy?

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Oh, that's what I'm talking about. Right there.

Right there. Yeah, right there.

Uh -huh. Give it to me.

Give it to me. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Yeah, that's deep right there. Uh -huh. That's

what I'm talking about.

Oh, shit.

Uh -huh. Yes, yes, yes. Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

fuck. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

There we go.

Right there. You've changed.

You have really changed.

I've changed.

You have. Shit.

I don't know who it was before, but I like it now. Oh, this guy.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Look at that.

I just can't believe it.

Because I'm doing it in front of your face instead of in your back? How long

have you been doing this? Not with him, but with everybody else forever.

Oh, fuck yeah. Shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Here we go.

Fuck you.

Sit inside. You want to talk to her. You know her right there. Oh, no, hey.

You here?

Hey, easy.

Hey.

You hear how wet that is? Oh, yeah.

Oh, it feels so fucking good.

Is this awkward for you?

It should be awkward for you.

Nope, not awkward for me.

No balls.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Right there, baby.

That's so fucking good.

That fucking cocktail's so fucking good right there.

Yes, yes.

Ooh, give it to me.

I don't know what I saw in you when we got married.

Um, a place to live, probably.

Ooh, damn.

Oh, yeah, fuck me like that. Fuck me like that.

Fuck me, yes.

I can't stop loving it.

Oh, fuck me, yes. I can't fuck you like that.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, yes. I feel that fucking pussy dripping all over you.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, yeah.

I feel fucking good. I'm dripping all over.

It's fucking cold. It's dripping all over me.

Oh, fuck yes.

Let me taste it. Let me fucking taste it again.

Please do.

Please do.

This is unreal.

It is kind of unreal, isn't it? I just can't believe you would invite this man

over here.

And you cooked for him.

Shut up.

You don't even cook.

She's hiding a whole lot of places.

Oh, yeah.

That's what I want.

This is ridiculous.

I think you guys... I think he needs to see a little bit more. Oh,

come on, baby. I like it. I think a little bit more. What do you think? A

bit more?

Are you learning?

This is real good.

It's not funny.

It's not funny anymore.

Where are you going? Are you leaving?

Oh, fuck. I should have five years ago.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Yeah, there you go.

Oh.

He fucks me.

Oh, fuck you.

Ow.

Sorry, I need a moment. He's going to abuse me.

Yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck you, you, you, you. Oh, fuck you.

Oh, my God, he feels so good.

So fucking deep right there.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck, yes. There you go. I love it. I love it. Oh, you feel fucking good.

Don't you wish you could suck me this good?

I do.

You do wish you could.

All right, I wish I could.

Jeez. Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck you.

Yes,

yes. Oh, fuck you. Oh, yeah.

Look how sexy that is.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, right there.

Yes.

I'm going to get back on top of you.

I'm going to get back on top of you.

What the hell is he doing?

I want you to be real close up on him so you can talk to him.

What? What?

Right there.

Oh, my goodness.

I mean, how long are you going to fuck for it? Jesus Christ.

I know, don't you wish you could fuck this long? It's amazing, isn't it?

Oh, fuck. There we go.

What?

Yeah, he was like touching me with his arm.

Come on, stop.

Yeah, right there.

Shit!

Yeah, is it? Oh, yeah.

Give me that fucking dick.

Oh,

that's hard.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah,

that's what I'm talking about.

Right there.

Oh, fuck, it's so good.

It's so good, I don't understand what you're talking about.

Right where?

No more kissing me.

Oh, but he's okay with your big cock inside me.

That's different. That's personal.

That's personal. Oh, my vagina's not personal to you? That's interesting.

No, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. I'll be glad to share it with

the world.

I can't kiss. I did not ask for this. I can't kiss. Are you comfortable?

I'm comfortable. Are you going to ask me?

Very comfortable.

Are you going to ask me? Very comfortable.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

That's what I want.

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh, now that is some good fucking cock.

I have to tell you.

Oh, it's so fucking big.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give it to me right there.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh,

yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Yes, baby. Of course, I want you to help me so much with my leg. Oh, you're

welcome. Holding my leg, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck, that's hard. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, easy there, man.

This was definitely a fun evening.

You know what?

Why don't you go and get us some of that red velvet cake?

You serious?

Oh, yeah.

Okay. You got it, babe.