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All right, guys.

I think I got this all set up for the three of us here together.

Today, I've got something special.

You always have something special. Something really special you're going to

out. All right. I'm almost afraid to ask. Okay, I know you are. We know

Yeah, I know.

What happened was, I figure we've been messing around with a lot of amateurs.

-huh. Okay?

Not that we don't like that. Oh, no. It's been great fun.

It's been great fun.

But I thought we would take it another step up.

And I ran into a friend the other day who has a good friend who owns Bang

Ooh, Bang Brothers.

Yeah. That's a big porn company. Big porn. Yeah. Big porn company.

They got a bunch of lines that they do. That's big time stuff. Right. And I

called the guy up. Yeah.

And I told him what we do.

And you said, we want to work for him.

No.

And then he did what we did. That would be the day.

And then I said, you know, I explained what we do. And I said, could you send

some, could we hire one of your girls to come out? A professional. Professional.

Okay.

And he said, no problem. I'll send you Aaliyah.

Aaliyah. I like the name too. I like the name Aaliyah. Nice ring to it. Nice

ring to it.

We're going to go from being the experts with a newbie to being the newbies with

an expert. When the teacher becomes the student.

She should be coming momentarily. What does she look like?

I'm going to tell you she's a redbone.

Wait, what's a redbone?

It's a lighter -skinned African -American woman, a mixed woman.

I've never heard that before. Well, maybe you would know it better by High

Yellow.

No, that's a different tone. That's a different tone?

Well, I don't know all the tones.

They've got tones. They've got tones. Okay.

So the thing of it is that she's a girl, right? So we get that.

That's the criteria. You've got to be a girl. When you see her.

You're going to know she's a girl.

She's a woman.

She's going to teach us a few things.

I'm sure she's going to tell you what to do. I was going to say, if Bang

Brothers is using her, she's got to be a woman. She's got to be pretty.

Old dogs, new tricks, gentlemen.

Sit up and bark.

All right,

I'm going to turn this off, and we're going to wait for our visit from

Okay. All right, folks. Now we have Aaliyah. Did I pronounce it right,

Yes, you did.

In our midst.

And Aaliyah, you are a professional porn star. Is that right?

I would say so. Wow.

Impressive. See, we think we're big deals, you know, because we do stuff

amateurs.

You okay there, Frankie?

No, I'm fine.

He's so excited.

And we think that we're real hot and bi, okay.

But these are just amateur girls.

I don't think we've ever been with, like, a real, like, a porn star. Yeah,

that's true, yeah. We've been sort of swapping around here. Yeah, this is a

treat for us.

How's it like you're going to be our professor today?

Yeah. So I'm, like... You're going to teach us. I'm going to teach you how to

have sex, but y 'all should know. Don't tell a kid.

We know, but we want to even know better.

Yeah, you would be the professor of pornology.

A pornologist.

I don't know how to be a pornologist.

I'm a dick psychologist.

That's a sub -genre.

It is.

Yes, we can work with that, too.

But, I mean, not to be rude or anything, but do y 'all ever, like, get hard and

feel cum?

Oh, yeah.

Let me just say this to you, sweetie.

You're going to find out. We may be a little older.

But we're not dead.

We also get by with a little help from our friends.

A little help from our little friends.

What do those do?

That's the famous blue pill.

Okay. I'm going to hand them out. One, two.

My boy, Duke. One,

two, my boy.

Thank you very much, sir.

We're ready to go.

Yes, very nice.

Oh, my. You are beautiful. Thank you. You are absolutely beautiful. We'd maybe

like to see a little bit more of you if we can.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Can I pet that? Of course. Would you like to pet that? Those are spectacular.

Whoa, that's a beautiful girl.

I feel like we're leaving you out. You want to come grab her? No, don't worry

about it. Everybody gets their time of the day.

Frankie, do you like her hair?

I love her hair. I love it. I don't want to mess it up because it's got such a

nice little brace.

Oh, thank you. She'd be gorgeous if she shaved her head.

Those are perfect.

Oh, aren't they?

Those are just perfect.

Look at this girl.

I mean, with your hair, sweetie, are you part Indian?

Yes, I'm part Cherokee, actually. I'm black, white, Vietnamese, Cherokee.

Racially incorrect, Frankie.

How embarrassing.

Oh, I definitely do not mind at all.

Oh, and you have the little, oh, my God, the piercing.

Yes, I do.

Both nipples. I definitely do.

Ouch.

You want to do me a big favor, sweetie? What is that?

I want you to get up and I want you to turn around and show the camera your

booty. My booty?

Yeah. In fact, you can take it off. Let me get in focus here.

Yes, indeed.

Oh, yeah. We're taking this to the next level. Beautiful. Yeah.

Absolutely beautiful.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Take the skirt down.

Definitely. A little bit there.

If it hasn't got caught. If it hasn't got caught.

Duke's playing with the merchandise already.

Well, how can you help us? This girl is spectacular.

Look at that. Oh, my.

Oh, goodness gracious me.

Beautiful. Oh, my. I mean, that's Frankie.

Thank you.

I've got to give you the infamous Frankie initiation.

Ass kisser. Always was.

Oh, you're beautiful, Leah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'd love to have her in my teepee.

Put this camera right into there.

Oh, my. Come on over here, honey. Natural look there. I like that.

Thank you.

I like that. Oh, my. Yes, indeed.

You like that, Glenn?

Yeah. I think I need a cigarette.

No.

I'm good. I'm good.

I thought the blue pills are all you needed. Oh, no. Blue pills are not even

necessary.

Here's the view.

Beautiful view. Beautiful.

Oh, my. Pink on the inside.

Beautiful creamy color on the outside.

Oh, my.

I love her coloring. Thank you.

Red bones.

I was supposed to get my asshole bleached.

That's why I saw a shave, but they were all closed.

Well, your asshole looks wonderful to me. Thank you.

I wanted it to be one -tone because, you know, that's what porn stars do.

Oh, is that it? We don't know that end of the business.

Of course, we'll explore it. We have no problem with exploring.

What lessons do you think you might be able to impart? I think that you love to

eat pussy. Well, that is the first order. It's not all about receiving

but it's about giving pleasure.

You want to switch with Glenn for a little bit? I'm mesmerized. I

can't take my eyes off of this. You're going to be in this. You're going to

everything. Goodness, would you look at that.

Oh, you want me to hold the camera, huh?

Yeah, just for a little bit, then I can maybe partake. Okay, I'll hold the

camera. I'll hold it.

Okay,

I got it.

Okay.

Oh, lordy.

Well,

the first lesson is pussy eating, so dive in.

Pussy eating, wow.

I can handle that.

Oh, I've got a deal you can handle.

My glasses are getting fogged up.

I'm over here and my glasses are getting fogged up.

You don't have to see anything. Yeah, you don't have to see anything.

Feel it.

It's okay.

I want to.

Don't want to miss a thing.

Don't forget the apple.

Oh, yeah.

You got to do it sideways too.

So Duke can get the camera in there. Are you getting it, Duke? Yes, sir.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Let me ask you something. Do you like the suck cock?

I do love the suck cock. That's actually my favorite thing. I told you I'm a

dick psychologist.

Wow.

I thought the title would imply it.

I thought I'd get away

from holding the camera.

God, you are gorgeous.

And tasty, I bet.

Get on it.

She looks like she's enjoying it. You're doing a good job there, man. You smell

really good, too.

You know they say cleanliness is next to God.

Amen, brother.

You should focus on the clit, too. Oh, yeah.

I'd love to have a chance to do that. It's beautiful. Thank you. Oh, my. Oh,

God. Help me.

Oh, look at that girl. Wow.

I

feel

like you've done this before.

A couple times.

And you need a sexologist.

I can always improve.

This is kind of like a master's class. You never stop learning.

You enjoying this, Duke?

He just died and went to heaven.

Be sure to finger it, too. Oh, I know.

Steamy clitoral. and also inner stimulation for the G -spot.

While you're eating it. I'm well aware, Frankie.

You should be the sexologist, Frankie.

You getting that G -spot?

Yes, just like that.

Move your fingers deeper.

I

feel

like Duke isn't getting any kind of action. Don't worry about it.

Let's spread the lips.

Don't worry.

Duke's going to get plenty of access. I'll look for him. Show him the list.

Grab it.

Massage it. Right now, you're just playing with it.

No, you're not hurting me.

I'd like to put it in your butt.

You're real kinky. I think that might be less than two.

That would be the next one. Hold up.

You passed this one. Way to go. Now, I've just taught you about giving. Now

you're going to be receiving.

Oh, my.

So I'm going to need you to talk to me.

I think I'm ready for the second lesson.

Ready? Oh, you are ready.

Well, now that could happen.

No. Oh, no. We do know, yes.

It's this lady.

I took the whole thing.

Deep throat.

Girl, way to go.

Damn.

You like that?

Glad she made you disappear.

This is quite the lesson.

I think the lesson here is to hold your load. Don't come too quick.

That's going to be tough with her.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Where did it go? Oh, there it is.

Boy,

she's making love to that.

This is different than the girls we usually get, folks.

We're not in Kansas anymore.

Tell you that.

No, I didn't tell you she was from Kansas.

North Carolina. Oh, all right.

How are you? All right.

Next

part

of the lesson is you're going to face butt me.

Oh, okay.

So I'm going to leave my hair here. Uh -huh. And you're going to hold it.

Uh -huh. Mm -hmm. You're going to hold your head.

Yes. Oh. In here. Oh, yes, yes.

Uh -huh.

She knows what she's doing. She got your hand out of the way so the camera could

see it. Yeah, see that? Make it better for you, dude.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, don't choke, sweetie.

I know, that's what I like.

You're going to make me gag.

Right. Oh, my God.

Always learning.

How you doing, Duker?

I'm mesmerized. You're mesmerized. Are you going to be ready?

So do any of y 'all know what POV is?

POV. POV.

That's basically where you're just, like, recording, and it's like you are

camera. All right. It's from your point of view.

Oh, I thought it was a privately operated vehicle.

I think we should do some POV work. Yeah. Don't you think so, Duke? Should

some POV? Yes, we should.

So this is POV. I've got to get a better vantage point. I see.

Oh, my God.

Didn't know I was a magician, did you? No, I didn't, dear.

You

still

alive and kicking back there?

I'm still alive, baby.

I'm still kicking. I'm kicking.

I'd love to come on your face.

Why don't you get up and show us how you come?

Okay.

Come all in my mouth and my face.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

my

finger looking good.

Oh, my sweetie.

That was wonderful.

That was wonderful, sweetie.

Thank you so much, Professor Pornology.

It's your time now.

Oh, Duke, come from behind the camera.

Wherefore art thou, Duke?

Who wants to get the camera?

All right, well, I've had my lesson for the day here, Duke, and I think it's

your time with the professor now. Yes, our final lesson is sex.

Oh, my.

Are you ready? Oh, I don't know.

Well, the first subsection. He's a shy guy.

The first subsection, well, unit of our context will be oral, of course. Okay.

So you ready?

Yes, dear. You think he's ready?

I think he's ready. I know he's ready, but. Oh, yeah.

Frankie is born ready.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Ooh, you are ready.

Whoa.

God, look at that beautiful face. Whoa.

Oh. Oh, my. It's that hide -the -sausage thing again there. Look at that. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

I hope you guys are leaving me in your will.

From the sounds of things, you better leave us in here. Yeah, I know. Isn't it

terrible?

Yep. Friends of Blue Pill.

It's winter here.

Wow, what a mouth.

I know.

I mean that in every good way.

There it is.

What I noticed is she's aggressive, you know? Yes, she is. And the other, the

other, the amateurs are not.

My God, what a difference.

I said that too, sir.

Oh. Absolutely.

I think you caught her by surprise. I did.

Yeah.

She loves her ass being fat.

Yeah, I do.

Wow.

She's really got a handle on things.

She's got a handle on my hand.

I doubt the most magnificent body would be fascinating.

Pornology 101.

This is graduate school here.

It's a master's class.

Master's baiters.

I'll be master of baiting.

Just thinking about her.

I'm sure everybody else will.

I

look

down and I see that beautiful face.

Are we as good as those professional porno guys that you usually deal with

there? You are. You're fabulous.

Thank you very much.

I was going to say, you probably don't want to hear that answer. Did we answer

your question whether we get hard or not? You definitely did.

Well, I haven't seen you get hard, but I may see that in the near future.

In the near future.

Yeah, that's a good job there.

Whoa, yeah.

Are you sure you haven't done porn before? You had the porn move.

Just amateur stuff.

That's right. You've got to put your hands on your hips, face the other way,

right?

That's why we have a pornologist here to help us with our clip.

Wow.

Whoa.

Making my whole body quiver.

Oh, man.

Making my body quiver and I ain't getting up.

Why are your legs shaking?

You have a lot to do with that. Actually, you have everything to do with

I think you're ready for unit two.

Lesson two.

Play with the clip.

Just like that.

You're demanding.

She's teaching, you know. Yes, I'm teaching, not demanding.

She's our professor of pornography.

Look at that beautiful clip.

Looks especially good with my dick in it.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

That's a beautiful clip.

Thank you.

I feel so good.

Frankie,

you're always trying to find a way to get into the snow.

This is Duke's scene here. All right.

I choke.

Choke you?

stroke faster.

Not caress me, choke me.

She likes it rough.

Now tell me how much you like sucking my pussy.

Oh, that is the best.

Fuck.

talk dirty to you. Yeah, talk dirty to me. I really like that.

I have all the blood that's gone to my little head.

Who's your granddaddy? Who's your granddaddy?

Yes,

there you go. You can be the dirty talker.

I'll supply the dirty talk. All right.

Don't romance me. No, I'm not romancing you.

I'm fucking you. You got it, Frankie.

Yes.

Go ahead, granddaddy.

He's twerking. He's twerking at the same time.

A little twerking.

Give it to it.

Get yourself nice and comfortable.

And I'll see if I can get that moving target.

That is a moving target.

There you go.

Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Oh, she'll do all the work. Look at that bitch. That's some

twerking. Now there's the kind of twerking I'm talking about.

Nice.

You get a good angle here.

Yeah.

You like your little butt up in the air like that?

It's hot, baby.

Oh, man.

That's a beautiful butt.

Thank you. Thank you.

Max, that's it.

She wants to be a dirty little slut right now. No, I think she is a dirty

slut. Yes.

I love every inch of her.

Fuck me hard.

That was great.

and then suck my dick and get it really wet and then turn back around again so I

can fudge you some more, okay?

Get him, get him hot.

Get him good and wet.

You're treating him like a little horse.

Yeah, good and wet.

I think she likes it.

Okay, yeah.

Seeing you deep enough there, little slut.

Take that cock.

Take that cock good.

Give it to me.

Just like that. That's our Indian blood coming out.

She's a Cherokee.

Oh, you got a little belly shirt going on?

It's a new fashion statement.

Yeah, huh?

That's beautiful.

I can feel those muscles twitching in her butt. That's so sexy.

I don't know if my heart can take that or not. Yes. Of course.

Ready? Yeah.

Exposition. This is the dive bomber. Oh, my.

The tree climber. The dive bomber.

Oh, my God. Look at that.

Now, that being a dirty little war.

She likes that click.

This is going to be exciting.

I just know it.

I just know it.

Looking good.

Right on the cowgirl.

Hold on, you're going to push me off the couch.

This is why Aaliyah is a porn star.

That's how you ride a pig.

Just grind on them for a second.

Take them all and grind on them.

Sit up.

Sit up?

Yeah, sit back. Sit back.

I love the way she takes charge. She is a demanding girl.

Perfect. Exactly what we need. Oh, yeah.

And now, I am nose to nipple. Yes, you are.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, it feels so good. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

You see that Glenn?

You see that pussy with my dick in her? You see that beautiful butt hole?

You sound like an old blues singer. Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

This is definitely not the blues.

Oh, boy.

This is maybe gospel. Oh, God.

Oh, I love the way

you do things.

Oh,

yeah.

I'm just hitting some magic spots in there that just feel tremendous.

I really feel like we're doing, like, real porn.

I'll have to dub it.

It feels amazing to me.

You want

me to?

Okay, use some of this heart for another second or two.

Come on, come in your mouth.

Okay, you ready?

Okay, okay.

Oh,

I

think I missed your mouth.

Oh, I got everything but. Yeah.

But it looks good. Oh, wow.

Oh, that was a mess.

That was absolutely the best ever.

Wow. Now that concludes our lesson in sexology with Alia Hadid. From our

pornologist. Can we stay after school?

Yeah, we were bad.

Yeah, we were bad. We've got to stay after school.

See, this is what happens when you call bankruptcy.

Call him again.

Okay. Hey, you old dogs, we learned some new tricks today, didn't we? Oh, man.

That's coming from the oldest dog of all.

Just kidding, Frankie.

You're not kidding, is the truth. We had a great time, and she was a great

teacher. A professor of pornography. Yeah, pornography. I think we've moved

to the next level. I think we've got a master's degree.

A masturbator's degree.

We're good to go, and I'm thrilled. My knees are still shaking.

That's not all that's shaking with me.

She was gorgeous.

Spectacular. She's going to be a hard act to follow. She will be a hard act to

follow. Hard all the way. All right. So until we see you again, guys, have a

great day.

Ciao. Bye.