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Hi, Grandpa.
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My parents have been giving me so much
crap about not spending enough time with
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my step -granddads.
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So I just called them both over at the
same time, you know? Still two birds
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one stone.
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They're always, like, trying to be my
favorite, get my attention, like... So
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I'll get some gifts out of it. It won't
be all bad.
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No, I didn't say that they were cute. I
said that it was cute.
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You know, like, but I guess they are
kind of cute and like, uh, and like, uh,
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I was hot when I was young and I still
managed to fuck a girl's brains out that
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way.
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No, they look better than you in that
sexy red dress.
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They weren't coming over.
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I do so many dirty things to you.
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Okay, I gotta go.
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They're here.
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Bye.
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I don't know why you're here. I don't
know. You know I hate it when you have
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both of us at the same time.
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I am OG Pop -Pop here.
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Oh, there's no such thing. I'm the
original OG Pop -Pop in this house.
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You guys don't have to fight.
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I love you both the same.
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Well... Which is why I brought you a
little gift hair today, sweetheart. Come
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over here so that I may be able to tip
my behalf there.
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Let's see what it is.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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Yeah, I like it.
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This is great.
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This is so, you're so thoughtful.
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Whoa.
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Even I know that's at the top of the bad
gift list.
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Where I, on the other hand, have a
present she is going to love.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, that's so cute.
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Thank you so much.
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Why don't you go try it on, honey?
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Right now?
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Yeah, sure.
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Okay.
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All right.
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That's your bad gift.
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Why don't you go throw the fuck up?
Whatever, boomer. She's going to look
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smoking hot in my outfit, and yours is
going straight to the goodwill. You're
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asshole. Oh, cry me a river.
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I'm going to go take a piss.
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It's so hot in there.
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I don't know any better.
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I think my grandpa Eric might want to
sleep with me.
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I think I love this.
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I think I love this.
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I love this. It's such a good color.
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What happened to Grandpa Eric?
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Oh, well, he went to the restroom and he
hasn't returned yet. You know how old
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guys are with the, you know, prostate
issues.
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Oh, God.
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But I got to hand it to him. You do look
lovely in that present.
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Thank you so much.
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And, you know, it wasn't that I didn't
like your gift.
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I'm just more of a sportsy kind of girl.
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I know, I know.
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Well, how about you make me, let me make
it up to you with one of my famous foot
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rubs. Would you?
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Of course.
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I would love that.
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It feels incredible.
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Hey, I thought we were going out for ice
cream. When did you go back in the
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bathroom? Can't you see I'm trying to
take care of my baby here?
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Take care of her? You couldn't give her
a massage if your life depended on it.
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Are you kidding me?
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Look, I'll show you what's good.
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I'll show you what this is all about.
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You have no idea.
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You just sit over there and do whatever
the hell you're going to do. But you
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know what? I know at the end of the
day...
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She's going to call me the best pop
-pops, and she's going to appreciate my
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rubs way more than yours.
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Look at you.
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Better foot rub.
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He's using both of his hands like
they're fucking wrecking balls or
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He's got a band -aid on, for God's sake.
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I am a finesse.
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Pressure points.
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Nothing else. You remember the cell
phone you were talking about that you
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Maybe Pop Pops will buy that for you.
What is this bribery shit? I don't need
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bribery. She's already taken like 20
trips to the beach with me. All the
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Who gives a shit about the beach? You
want a beach, honey? I'll take you to
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Europe. You ever see the beaches of
Europe, sweetheart?
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First of all, I don't need to bribe you,
but you can have my car.
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Can you just stop?
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Can you just stop? Can you just accept
that I love you both equally?
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I love you the same. I think you're both
funny and charming and hot and...
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Hold on.
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Excuse me? What was that?
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Never mind.
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It was just something I was talking
about with my friend.
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And what? You said that we were hot?
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I said you guys look like you can, you
know, you know how to make a girl really
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calm. Give that five.
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Um...
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How exactly would you know that? I
thought you had a girlfriend.
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I do, but I've slept with a couple guys,
and when I tell you, they don't know
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how to do anything.
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Anything.
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Well, I mean, I'll tell you what. If you
really feel that way, I guess
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I don't mind coming in, you know, tied
for your favor.
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Tied? Fuck tied.
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I'll be dead before anyone thinks that
he can fuck better than I can.
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Now you're just being ridiculous.
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Come on, honey. I'll show you what's
good.
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What the hell are you doing? That's your
granddaughter.
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She said she's down.
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Yeah, honestly, I wouldn't mind.
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See? She's fine with it. I am certainly
fine with it. I can't believe we're
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having this conversation right now. Oh,
just because we're not holding up tight
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sticks in the mud.
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You know, I can't believe you two are
doing this. This is so wrong.
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Oh, my
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gosh.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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My puppy's so much better than all the
other boys I've had.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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I definitely spend more time with you
guys than we
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spend at Lisa.
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See if you relax a little, buddy.
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You're all right this time.
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He's a good grandpa.
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I'm so sick of it.
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You did that very well.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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um um
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um um
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He looks relaxed for me.
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I just grabbed my pigtails in front of
my grandpa.
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You want to sit on Papa's lap? I'd love
to.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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You make Papa feel young again.
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or just lay back and enjoy yourself.
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Sure, yeah.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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or something.
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I can see that.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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It's so fucking good.
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There's something I thought of that I
haven't done since the oldie. Can you,
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can you help bring her, bring her pussy
right up here, will you?
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Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, honey.
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Don't worry, buddy.
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Don't worry, princess.
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I'm bringing it right up here. Closer,
closer up here. Oh my gosh.
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In fact, I fell down and I can't get up.
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Why don't you just bend right back there
so that he can't give his dick to you.
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I broke my glass.
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Oh, my gosh. She is talented.
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Oh,
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my
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gosh.
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Oh,
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my gosh.
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What are you doing sweetheart?
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You guys spoiled me.
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I can't believe my granddaughter is such
a tall slut.
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This was a good plan. I did my best.
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I'll tell you that was a good plan.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, man. I can just feel the pussy
dripping all over my cock and mouth.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God, yeah.
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I worked so hard for it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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You always got to one -up me, don't you?
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Oh, gee, Grandpa.
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There's no more competition anymore.
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We can all get along, can't we?
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All right, Sleepy. No more competitions.
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Well, I didn't agree to that.
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Thank you.
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