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where is it where is it

I have raw

raw

I have Newt I have Wotan

I have the tiger come on

thing thing

thing thing

thing thing

where is it where is it where

Eve Flynn

what is this this is an intervention

what does that even mean

it means that we think you're in crisis

and that you need immediate care

to restore equilibrium

to your biopsychosocial functioning

it means you've been a whinging sook yeah

it's starting to piss us off actually no

it means we care about you and we're concerned well

I appreciate your concern for me

we're concerned for the team Flynn

the library which is greater than just you

since Charlene's disappearance

you've changed you've been bloody bonkers

I was gonna say reckless

we never know where you are

half the time you blow back in here

you bark orders you leave without saying a word

looks like you haven't slept in weeks

as guardian

I can't allow an asset to become a liability

that's rich how exactly have I become a liability

glad you asked

we've compiled what's called a list of hurts

who'd like to go first

hello my name is Ezekiel

hello Ezekiel

oh my God Flynn

you're always like Ezekiel

do it like this or Ezekiel

don't do it like that

but what I think you mean is Ezekiel

do it like me yet ever since I've got here

things have gone from bad to worse

what's your point that's your bad luck

I would agree with that plan

it's okay Ezekiel don't quit

the library invited Ezekiel Jones to the library

because the library needed Ezekiel Jones

I've got my own style mean

you call it juvenile I call it original

you say my ideas are half baked

I say they're fully baked

frosted and ready to serve

you say potato potato

tomato tomato

got it you wanna be you let your free flag fly

I will not stop you next

I wanna start out by saying that

I have a tremendous deal of respect for you

and everything that you've accomplished as a library

and all thank you

I also think that maybe you've been so good for so long

that you haven't really noticed that

we're actually pretty good at it too

I think that is true thank you next no

it's just important to you to be right and first

all of the time

and that makes you competitive and intimidating

and sometimes when I have a solution

I'm afraid to speak up because you can be dismissive

and then we all have to sit around

and wait for you to come up with an idea

and that can be awkward

so I'm an insensitive bully who's slowing you down no

you are a gifted leader Flynn

but you're not the only one with a gift

we're not the enemy

we're teammates

okay that's all I wanted to say

I feel silly knowing this

good you should

you know what

I thought I was tough to get to know

okay my walls up

always on my guard but man

you're like Fort Knox compared to me

for Knox isn't all that impenetrable means twice

right sorry carry on

I never know where I stand with you

I mean one day we got a lot in common

the next day it's like we got to start over

I like you as a person

I think you're a hell of a librarian

you don't know much about friendship

CS Lewis said friendship is unnecessary

like philosophy like art

it has no survival value rather

it is one of the things which give value to survival

what we're facing man

it's like friendship may be our only shot at survival

I think what hurts most

is knowing what a wonderful leader

teacher

friend and partner you can be

but also knowing how insanely self destructive you are

your moods your impulsiveness

your secrecy your pride may have served you in the past

but now

they're only impeding your progress as a librarian

as a partner

as a friend

as a man

what a bunch of crap

you've all obviously forgotten two significant things

1

no handcuffs can hold me No. 2

yeah we didn't forget

and 2 nothing is more important

than the containment of pure evil

and the preservation of this library not family

not friends certainly not feelings

we are at war people

the proverbial end of days

and if I hadn't made that clear to you

it's because I thought we had more time

but with a Pep on the loose

what should be taking centuries is taking weeks

the world is literally leaking evil

like water through a sieve

and in my search for Charlene

I may have identified the one artifact

which may stem the tide

and while you've all been tucked away here

fist bumping each other and inventorying your hurts

I've actually been out there looking for it

well if you told us that's what you were doing

or what you were looking for the eye of wrath

the eye of raw where was it last seen

what does it look like you have any clues

was last seen in the library of Alexandria

it looks like a piece of 1970s disco bling

and at the moment I haven't a clue

I will

most of the excavations in Alexandria were done by a

Sir Flinders Petrie

19th century maybe we should check

the British Museum of Natural History

I tried it most of the picture collection disappeared

in March of 1886 how stolen

besides a librarian who'd want a bunch

wait who was the librarian in 1886

Teddy Chislington one of my heroes actually

mathematician scholar

poet adventure

Bon vivang from Louis Pasture to Louis Carroll

from Dickens to Darwin he knew them all

now he was a librarian Jenkins

Mr at the intervention yes

wow did I just hear you

guys mention Teddy Chislington

yeah did you know him

oh yes

yes just a brilliant chat

devoted to the library lived a little pie

burning his candle at both ends

as it were but what a lovely light

what happened to him well

he along with 88 other poor souls

went down aboard the doom ship to bar bomb

from New York lost off the Atlantic coast

um June 4th, 1886

1886 that's when the picture collection disappeared

June 4th, 1886 why do I know that date

oh it was the perfect storm

combination of three major hurricanes

one of the worst storms ever recorded

wind speeds up to 155 miles an hour

here it is the Tibba last set sail from Southampton

England bound for New York on May 20th, 1886

fate unknown sounds like

Teddy Chislington was bringing the Petrie collection

in the eye of raw home to the library

well

it takes 15 days to make the western voyage under mask

you said they left May 20th

you said they disappeared June 4th

that's 15 days they almost made it

yes indeed

but certainly

the storm would have blown them far south of New York

right so we take the tonage of the ship

its average speed under normal conditions

and then we factor in the currents

and the wind speeds of the three converging storms

accordance would have been dramatically different

it looks like

it would have gone down at a latitude of 26.38 north

and a longitude of 69.395 west

where is that exact center

the Bermuda Triangle

just as I almost suspected

the Bermuda Triangle like the Bermuda Triangle

that's real course it is electric fog

the Hutchinson effect no

it's sea serpents guys

it's actually underwater methane gas explosions

researchers recently discovered

it's none of those things

remember when I said that you were dismissive

The Bermuda Triangle for all of your information

is a wormhole with two significant

major differences

No. 1 things go in but they don't come out and No. 2

it is totally unpredictable

you never know when it's going to open

Bermuda Triangle planes Venezuelan airliner

this is dated tomorrow make that one major difference

we need to be on that plane

five beautifully forged identities coming right up

I will find a way to ride

a crashing airliner into a wormhole

I'll turn my attention on finding you a way back sir

I'm gonna check the archive on the triangle

see if I can find any patterns or clues

anything on the eye bra that's what teamwork looks like

Flynn in case you've forgotten

traversing a non

traversible wormhole is physically impossible

Eve and even if it weren't impossible

it's a good reason why for centuries

it's been called the Devil's Triangle

status report nearly finished

miniature version of the apparatus that powers

our back door light enough for travel

unfortunately storage capacity is very limited

meaning it will only work once

so please use extreme caution

you won't get a second chance noted Cassandra

what you got got an idea but you're gonna hate it hey

you got Candle Cassandra who's Olga Medvedev

you are

I've given a sole aliases to keep dice off at tiles

good job Jones

give Jenkins a hand go on

so wormholes by design are structurally unstable

to travel in both directions

creating a transversible wormhole

we need stabilization

from exotic matter with negative density now

theoretical physics offers up exotic barons

quark glue on even dark matters a possible solution

but like I said those are all still theoretical so

so thanks to Jenkins we can get out alive

but thanks to physics we can't get in alive

exactly

why don't we just make ourselves the exotic matter

you know sprinkle a little pixie dust on a Tic Tac

pop it down the gullet and voila

magic

we use bloody magic to make ourselves transversible no

absolutely not no Magic Tic Tacs

we have other options what was the idea

you said I'd hate Magic Tic Tacs oh come on guys

I have to agree with the Colonel and what power is this

Jenkins baking soda and dreams

it's different yeah

known quantities known formulas known outcome

you're suggesting something unproven and untried

so has anyone

who's tried anything new

in the history of doing things

if the limitations of known science

do put us at a disadvantage

I mean if this really is the end of days

then we need every option on the table

every arrow in our quiver every tool in our chest

every ace of our okay

we get the point magic Tic Tacs

it is God there

you guys stop what you're doing and come with me

I gotta show you something really weird

once I was able to weed out all the crank cases

and debunk a few of the myths

I was able to tabulate a list of all the known

disappearing ships within the borders of the triangle

how many the Venezuelan airline

is 108 what's so weird about that

this

when you write down

all of the names of the missing ships

and the dates when they disappeared

in chronological order

starting with Teddy Chislington ship the Tabar

listen listen to this

1886 the Tabar

1894 the Loon

1899 The Black Rose

1910 the Queen's Moon

1918 Cyclops

1920 Monsoon

so they ride but that's not all

all right the rhyme scheme of a B

C B

d B

and the syllable structure of 8 6 8

6 stays constant throughout

so you're saying it's not random

The Bermuda Triangle chooses specific ships

with dates that fit the pattern of

a poem exactly

a poem about what

a bunch of innocent people lost at sea

loss of innocence hold that thought

108 lines

one for every ship

18 stands as one for every decade a ship went missing

there's only one poem in the English language

that fits that exact structure

and it is unquestionably about loss of innocence

the time has come

the walrus said to talk of many things

of shoes and chips and ceiling wax

of cabbages and kings and why the sea is boiling hot

and why the pigs have wings

lose Carols the walrus and the Carpenter

but what does this have to do with the wormhole

Hourglass thing I do not know

and isn't that fantastic

it's a riddle

let's fire up the back door

we're late

we're late for a very important date in Venezuela

what is it means ah

damn it Spanish

no I mean

what's the problem well

Jenkins calibrations were off

we're on the wrong side of security

I have a brand new nail clipper in my bag

that they are gonna confiscate

for sure

I think we're gonna have a bigger problem with this

good point

Ezekiel can you jam the X ray

long enough to get the duffle through the conveyor

undetected does a Wombat Grumpy come out cubed

I have no idea it does good

Cassandra you and stone

take the duffle in the mission bags

and start passing through

when Ezekiel gives you the signal

what about the guards distraction

my specialty if you're with me

the three of you hang back until things heat up

and pass the stuff we meet at the gate

what do you mean by heat up

you speaking to me they don't understand

I don't speak Spanish honey

what is he saying he wants to know if this is your bag

yes

is there a problem what is the problem

he's saying you can't bring your nail clippers on what

what are you joking

this is insane yeah

honey calm down

calm down

you've been like a wet blanket this entire trip

well

you said this trip was gonna be fun

you said it was gonna be dinner and dancing

and it's been just run run

run run

museum gallery run

run run run

here we go run

run run

run run

as I know

you would love it

if I stayed home with you and the kids

but I have actual responsibilities

you think it's easy taking care of three kids

no help you get to come and go as you please

show up whenever you wanna

expect us to stop everything

and follow your every command

yes okay

I have a few faults and thank God that I do

otherwise

you wouldn't have anything to act morally superior

at least I'm consistent someone has to be the pillar

anchor the ball and chain

when have I ever slowed you down

when have I ever stopped you

I never pretended to be anything other than what I am

and you used to love it

remember Eve

sunbathing on the red desert stands of Tunisia

I got third degree burns

skin diving the canals of Venice

a medic dysentery it was worth it

or maybe it wasn't maybe

it was a mistake for us to get personally involved

in the beginning I don't know I don't know

is that really how you feel

this isn't about my feelings

this is about your feelings

how do you want me Eve

I I'm either a screw up or I'm a hero

so choose how do you want me

I want you to be a hero

then start looking at me that way again

and how exactly do you feel about me you don't know

Eve from the moment I laid eyes on you

in that German steam tunnel

I've loved you

I love you more than anyone I've ever known

more than anything I've ever Learned

I love you more than learning itself

oh

my God

oh

my God

tell me to keep the nail clippers to

Nemos will not be able to get your car

made it time this fair

everyone have their magic Tik Toks or negative matter

catalytic conversion tablet

yes but we've gotten anything not a thing

how are

you about 140 things

we definitely don't have enough Tic Tacs for everybody

how did we do that

clip and book didn't say anything about passengers

what's our next move take our seats

we have to reassess your plan right

um sort of this changes everything

we've got to get the passengers off this plane

before we hit the triangle

the eyebrow will have to wait

triangles windows unpredictable

we may never get another chance

stone what do you think

I can't believe that sneaky son bitch

what Ezekiel he forced himself a first class ticket

stuck us back here focus time for this

I agree with barred we gotta turn this thing around yes

you agree no

no but look

they have the exact same nail clippers

in the inflate magazine how lucky is that

I mean obviously I can't order them now

but if we survive you're serious

that's what you're thinking about right now

yeah and I was going to order myself a Fanta

which is by far my favorite orange beverage

very popular in South America

and I was gonna ask the stores to bring me some

before we crack okay

that's it you're coming with me

explain yourself

there are innocent people on this plane

who could get hurt

naive innocent people already getting hurt

and more will too if we don't stop a Pep

logic clearly dictates

the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few

okay who said that

play Doh no spark and Star Trek to the wrath of Khan

but I think it's still true

and if you'll excuse me you're not walking away again

oh really

well bring it I'd like to see

the pain clear your head

are you ready to tell me what's going on with you

I've been fool

first do lock released magic back into the world

and then prosperous supercharge the lay lines

and now Apep is using those lay lines

like the autobond

to drive pure evil back into the world

and it's all been on my watch

our watch it's too big for one librarian to stop

so stop trying to fix it alone

you're pushing us away why

because this is different

I've been out there looking for Charlene

and I've seen what pure evil could do

it comes on like a wave of seductive is love

and leaves a wake of broken bodies

broken spirits broken hearts and pain

the kind of pain that makes death look like a blessing

what was that uh nothing good

oh sad to come back here and join us

felt it all the way up there

did you sure did

spilled champagne all over myself

and that's not even half of it

West Flynn and Eve

really in the middle of a mission

are they

anyway you two need to come see this

let's go we should be approaching wait

wait wait

wait wait

wait wait

I'm serious from now on

happy endings are not on the table

the choices are gonna be between horrible

and the unthinkable I know but I also know you

and I know you wouldn't let an innocent person suffer

if there's an alternative

so you always find one

there were people and seats in here

it was definitely not good

pilots go

right oh man

either one of you know how to fly a plane

3

2

1

if you two are done having fun

we could really use your help up front

where are the pilots gone poof

try to find the autopilot

you're not really willing to let all these people

diary Flynn

no I didn't think so

Stone Cassandra

take them out of door set it up in the back

evacuate everyone Zeke and I'll take over up here

when I know I know

come the best you know

I was going to say

do you or do you not know how to speak Spanish

if two of my Phds

are 15th and 17th century Spanish literature

I translated Dunk Kyoto myself when I was 12

I get it calm everyone down right

careful calling air traffic control Mayday

Mayday this is air marijuana 1

77 we are going down

we are going thank you

that is the planes intercom

from the century

whatever it is it seems to be working

okay I think I've almost got it ready to crank up

remember you can only use this once

put your hands in the air

step away from the door put the gun down man

special Agent Sam Linsky

Department of statistical anomalies

I have orders to shoot

if you attempt to harm these passengers in any way

sir this isn't what it looks like

I will not warn you again hold on to something

morning time to go morning

we need everyone off this plane now

Cassandra show them it's safe

watch me

you two don't have to tell me twice

let's kill you what are you doing here

um

go

go go

go go back

do something Flynn

help me get these people out of here

be the hero I know you are

okay I may know something that might work

yes this is required us

TikTok

TikTok

some magic trick

it's actually an old stage hypnosis technique

developed by Houdini

I think they'll be a lot easier to round up now

let's go do it

oh oh boy

oh boy okay

um I don't uh yep

come this way right this way

um okay

no no no

there you go there you go

nice piggy um

oh hell

hell hell hell

I'll be right behind you I promise Lynn

we're doing the right thing

we will find the eye of her I know we will

go

little bear

where's Mr Carson

oh my God

ha rabbit

I mean a triangle's not an hourglass wormhole

it's a looking glass rabbit hole

some sort of Louis Carroll inspired

extra dimensional magical safe

designed to keep the eye of raw

from falling into the wrong hands

and I'm talking to myself

if seven maids with seven moths

swept it for half a year

do you suppose it's possible they could make it clear

I doubt it said the carpenter

and shed a bitter tear Jenkins

no

hi Jenkins

who are you we have not met

and yet we have for all who seek the eye

have a certain heir about them as telling us a lie

they swear they're never wrong

right up until they die so the eye of raw is here

fantastic okay

what do I have to do that is a game

designed to tell the learner from the fool

whether you crave golden glory

or live by the Golden rule

to see if you possess the knowledge

that can't be taught in school

this sounds like fun how do we start

the chessboard in the Rose Garden

is where the game is played

but watch out okay

got it which way is the chessboard

this is the place of opposites

the night that looks like day

to travel to the place you wish

you must stop the other way

but the steps come with penalties

you can't afford to pay

Cassandra silence night take your position

the rules of the game are simple

four chances to advance

each question answered honestly wins you another chance

attempt a lie a con or cheat and you will get the lance

I'm sorry the what

ah the lance

okay so I'm guessing this won't be movie trivia

teaching is to tender garden

sowing seeds into a tree

throwing all the cage doors open

letting people's minds fly free

would you say that this describes you

would your pupils all agree

definitely they absolutely would

I mean most of them

many of them

I think there's maybe one or two that wouldn't

maybe one who would say in particular

that

I constantly deny him as individuality and awesomeness

for no other reason that I find it really annoying

and I wish he was more like me

it seems

you are no stranger to compete in games of sport

the question is when passions flare

does your fuse burn long or short

are you fine to share the credit

or are you the jealous sword

I think that I'm a pretty even temper guy

I mean I try to be okay

I'm not I'm okay

I'm a sore loser I'm a bad sport

I like to win and I like to be first

and if I'm not I throw a tantrum

relationships define our lives from birth until the end

we're careful not to let bonds break

they're difficult to mend

and so I ask you plainly

are you a caring friend

wow you know

friendship is it's kind of a subjective concept

let me finish let me finish

let me finish I was going to say

I'm not I'm a terrible friend

I don't know how to be a character friend

or maybe I do and I'm just afraid to try

and I'm afraid to get close to people

cause I'm terrified of me

three questions down and one to go

I see you've hit your stride

but do not get too confident

you've not yet reached this side

do you think you are a humble man

we're a victim of your pride

well I wouldn't say I was a victim of my pride

wait wait

wait wait

wait wait

wait wait wait

no I'm not a humble man

I used to be I used to be a lot of things I used to be

insecure scared

and I hated it and I think

I built up an armor of confidence

to hide the fact that

I'm never more than two steps away from a full

on panic attack and I can see

I can see how

that would alienate the people

who care about me the most

and I'm I'm

I'm very sorry about that

congratulations night you have the inner vision

the eye of Ra is yours

collect your prize

happy birthday

I underestimated you I didn't think you'd lost

but you found your strength in candle

and so to you the eye is past

and may I introduce to you all the remaining counts

we who have pledged to guard the eye

now entrust the eye to you

in it resides hope eternal

but it has a secret too

would you like me to tell him

no I believe I should tell him

I also think we could dispense with Ron

and literary theatrics

but you agree Flynn

may I call you Flynn

Teddy Chislings and I presume you are quite a librarian

Flynn up there within upfielder

well that is very high praise coming from you

and may I also say that you've done a masterful job

keeping the eye safe what choice did I have

to possess a weapon designed to be wielded last in

the ultimate battle is

an awesome sense of responsibility

to say the least

I knew even the library was not secure enough

to protect it no

I needed to hide it where others feared

tread design

a test only a librarian with a pure heart could pass

why Louis Carroll

these characters always seemed the most fun

but it's who they represent to you that's important

they serve as a mirror the test being one of reflection

of course

it forces the challenger to face whatever it is

he fears the most

when every person who has come through this test

has brought their own challenges with them

you're the first to conquer yours

and now that you have my work is done

so you gave up everything to stay here

I am at peace

I assume you know the history of the eye of raw yes

yes yes

it has to do with the Egyptian sun god raw

who symbolizes bringing of the dawn peace

rebirth partly

for there is a component of violence

inherent in any creation

a death in every birth over the eye

to pursue its gift

a sacrifice must be made

what kind of sacrifice a life of your choosing

to knowingly take a life any life

is anathema to being a librarian

and by far

the hardest duty where ever asked to perform

I can't do that I can't do it

I'm afraid when push comes to shove

I wouldn't be able to do that I

can't think of any life that I'd be willing to lay down

in the service of fighting evil other than

yes Flynn

I know what I have to do

maybe I've always known

Goodbye Teddy

safe travels

farewell friend

you too

normal Ratna Zabrai

it's gotta be something okay

shh I can't

when

how did you get here how did you get off the plane

did you find the eye of Ra first things first

what is the these yes

bad news concerned your luggage

it's fair to

back to us in these good people on their way wildly sir

good to have you back

see you were successful did

I was

but I feel I must tell you

that while the eye is our court of last resort

it does not come without a price

so I've been made aware and when the time comes

I will be ready

no so you're not suggesting

we'll cross that bridge when we come to it

and in the meantime

let's keep that price tag between us

yes sir

I understand

I thought you said you were right behind me

I know

I'm sorry didn't wanna risk losing the eye of Ra

I didn't wanna risk losing you

librarians are a diamond dozen these days

but a guardian take a little harder to come by

what happened to you down there

things are gonna be different from now on here

I promise no more running away

what do we do with him

I don't know

Cassandra what do you think we should do with them

me oh um

I uh

hadn't thought of anything

why don't you and Ezekiel come up with something

be creative I trust you

what are you gonna do me

I could use a drink

how about a stone

you got a couple of coal ones stashed around here

somewheres

I might have a couple chilling in the fountain of Youth

Alrighty then now that our Venezuelans are on the way

I say after we take care of our docifer

and we all reconvene at the fountain of youth

for a little mission debrief

you sure you're okay

let's just say I traveled through the looking glass

and it was quite right

and I Learned that the best defense to have

is not a suit of pride

but rather to go into war

with good friends by your side

so what do you say friends

so we see it through

I love you

alright librarians

that's why you wanna play it