Original subtitles

oh no

Allah

Allah

Allah is grota

haha

what are you doing

well I'm just practicing my Swedish highlights

Grota it means hello ice cave

first of all

translation this has grow time

why are you so cheerful now

it's a nice normal everyday artifact retrieval yeah

an artifact that Flynn was supposed to retrieve

but he skipped out again

now we gotta cover his back lock

come on you and I were built for this

we're a well loyal machine

come on

the state location's been in the library's appointment

built for nearly 600 years

it's a crystal that grows

and one of these ice formations

supposed to be steeped in magic so one with

prime frost

well it all looks pretty frosty to me

am I

recalibrated the goggles

to read the residual energy

of anything outside the spectrum of light

visible to the human eye so

that should help us figure out which formation

we need to take back with us

nope

nope

nope would you say this thing was called again

the Angry Butter Crystal I don't know

I think so I mean

I copied it exactly from the appointment book

but you know how atrocious that handwriting

um

Cassie I don't think you need the goggles

but we will need some help

is he cute

Ezekiel

that was important don't worry

I'll get your game back when we're done

and what precisely are we doing Ezekiel

I've seen the kind of librarian you can become

responsible a leader

someone people can turn to for help

but you haven't reached that potential yet

and we're gonna change that oh

I'm not into kinky stuff it's not for you

it's for me you're into kinky stuff

I've set up a series of traps

and obstacles in the library

and you're going to guide me through

using just your voice that's ridiculous

I have every faith in you

okay Ezekiel

you're in charge guide me

Ezekiel

Ezekiel

you're not here anymore are you

ah ah

well basic physics isn't working

time to try and upgrade

some symbols that you didn't hear

the runes

Nordic and ancient of course

the ice and crystal grows

I mean slowly

but it grows but if they're growing in runic designs

that means there's consciousness

a plan of this consciousness

a play that means I can confuse it

you're confusing me

we don't need the whole ice formation

we just need the crystal inside of it

so if I use a spell spells

we've been over this you've been over this

I've been patently ignoring you magic has consequences

see

you got your phone back and your case just for practice

had to get my skill shot

I'm serious about this Jones

if you were serious about this

you wouldn't have me lead you through traps

that you set up there's no danger in that

you would have me set up the traps

but obviously you don't trust me that much Colonel

I wouldn't bother

Mr Jones has chosen a path of non involvement

even when there are lives at stake

he's well like Switzerland

minus the ought affinity for cuckoo clock

I told you I'd help with whatever

once I'm done with this

what do you mean lives at stake

what is all that well

I'm hoping to build a new incubator

since the old one is overheating

ironic for an incubator

no more games Jones

there's real danger and you are gonna get us out of it

oh colonel really I must protest

Nessie entrusted me with her

and now we are entrusting Ezekiel Nessie

so you're telling me that

this is the egg of the Loch Ness Monster

yes it is nasty

had to go deal with some overzealous developers

on her lock and she asked me to watch it

Jenkins the incubator is malfunctioning

and I'm betting nothing works as well as good

old fashioned body heat

now you can't put it down

you can't walk away from it

keep it warm until the incubator is fixed

so you really do believe that this is the best idea

I have every faith in Ezekiel said no one ever

I don't know maybe there's an echo

you get a week left that's good though

stone

I've been

the antiques in Voco Deos we are opus factum est

quiet

that was right off but there is a bliss out there

what are you doing opening the ice formation

damn it Cassandra I told you right now

see

I told you

in and out look

at me

what just happened

I think the crystal went in my chest somehow

let's get you back down the mountain

get you back to the library in a blizzard

we don't have no choice

where that come from

I don't know but that's where we're going

better call Jenkins and get the door moved here

get you home

I got no signal

hopefully this place has a house phone that works yeah

do you have a reservation

you speak English

listen got caught up in the storm

wondering if I could borrow your phone

no phone if you don't have a reservation

you need to leave

pretty bad storm out there

just we're hosting a private reunion

if you're not here for the reunion

you'll have to leave now

of course we're here for the reunion

I I don't know if we had the right hotel or not

that's a that's me

fecalstein it all fecalstein haha that's not fecalstein

no way no way

Finkelstein shows up at the reunion

looking like a rock star

come on come here

my friend what

what you don't recognize me

Zolofson you crazy guy

oh this is not good

oh what

been 100

hundred and fifty years since we last saw each other

well now I have the body of a tax accountant from Tampa

well you look great

you really do I need to talk to you okay

oh um

this of course is Norman

awesome

awesome

and I believe you remember Meredith hmm

if it isn't Finkelstein

interesting look you chose

I can't get past the symmetry muscles though

so is this your girlfriend

no no

I'm his

sister my sister

yeah I've been bugging him for years to let me come

and finally gave in

look Finkelstein Steve yeah

I need to talk to you about my goggles hey

I was worried you brought in and outside hey

remember the last time

remember the last time we had an interloper

you remember this hahaha

I heard that practically ripped his head off

hahaha

I just didn't want anyone to interrupt our special day

okay it was so nice meeting all of you

lot of stuff to catch up on guys

you can't hide now we've been waiting for you

now the festivities can begin

it's gonna be awesome your sister has orientation

but don't worry she'll be safe with me

you sure they're late yes

if the highest formation had been there

they would be back by now

if not Miss

Killian certainly would have managed to send a message

something must have gone wrong

you know if it were me

one can only dream no

wait no wait

wait wait yes Ezekiel

what would you do nothing

well

your sense of responsibility contingents to us down

by the way where is your present to charge the egg

back in your lab yeah

I hooked up in you incubated myself

you wouldn't do anything did I say that

you've got GPS radar and tracking equipment

all right here

what are you gonna do on the mountain

that can't be done from this room

besides endanger yourself

wow that's almost responsible for brother

had it over a Bunsen burner

you said keep it warm

so I rigged up a new incubators that not right

no that's fine

if you'd like to have a Loch Ness omelet Ezekiel

your job is not the incubator

your job is the egg

all right I'm sorry

won't happen again huh

let him have it oh

if Miss Kill you had not put protective spells on this

the egg would be cooked right now

Jenkins give him another chance

Nessie only lays an egg once every hundred years

so if this one gets hurt I'll be angry

but more importantly Nessie will be angry and trust me

you won't like Nessie angry

Jenkins fire up the door

it's all connected Colonel great

then let's get our librarians back

Norman get us some styles

it's all the festivities oh

you know usual little drinking

little gaming

pathological need to one up each other

whatever we've been doing over the last

however long it's been hey everybody it's Michael State

you drink

awesome that you're here man thank you

Tada the only orientation you need bartender

2 Bloody Marys there's real Mary in them

nothing for me thanks

I'm just tired from all the traveling

I should probably just not once the ceremony begins

you won't be tired at all

the ceremony Picklesteen didn't tell you anything

did he

God that man can be so

secretive

was it playing

has it really been so long

you can't recognize the game

a hollotople when you see it

that's the fox in the sea man

I know that game

I just I didn't recognize the Old Norse name for it oh

I know don't get me started

I told the organizing committee

I said

we should be using the old languages by Odin's beard

next time we're gonna be speaking and wearing Chinese

I'm learning Mandarin it's awesome yeah

we know that would be Zin Bang the Mandarin

you don't miss a step do you

fickle sting

your brother is a great guy

but if he says he's gonna call

he should call I spent the 15th century waiting

at least he can't magic his way out of seeing me here

I'm did you say magic

because of the truth

the ceremony is too important so for the reunion

we leave our magic at the door gentlemen's agreements

we roasted some gentlemen when we formed the pack

made it official

you know what I think

my brother would like to hear this from you personally

so why don't I go get him and oh is it me

am I too leech like like in a bad way

that's that's pretty brave

taking Norman as your partner hey

hey

don't listen to this smack talk from the peanut gallery

hey

holy you never used to be this good

that good hair and that handsome face

it's a little off putting

you know what you need like a droopy eye

you need a big gut I'm serious

if you plan on using this flash bag on Meredith

well actually after a couple of Bloody Mary

she'd probably be into it

totally into it

it's not you

it's him he's just so busy

you know he can get really focused and stubborn

totally not into new ideas at all

such a stupid guy thing I think

I'm totally open to new ideas

I know right

great

recently I've been getting involved with insurance

do you know that

only a small percentage of the population

has adequate coverage for natural disasters

really oh yeah

bankrupt in them has been totally awesome

now me I specialize now

oh yeah extended drought here

targeted expansion of small pots there

I like a good place you find a sick guy

and you're walking around

and you have a cough on everybody

cholera cholera is delightful

what

you guys are not gonna distract me that easy

hmm haha

yeah frenkles haha

what natural disaster is your favorite

global warming oh

wow that's brutal yeah

yeah

ah

looking for everybody ah

you were so nice oh God

I need a mirror you might my

my flashback is a leaky mess mirror yes

yeah no

not not for you um because you look great so um

I'm gonna go to the ladies room

you stay here don't let the man get you down

I'll be right back

what

okay fingers crossed

Jenkins put the same transmission frequency into these

as he does into everything else

you could help you know can't I have to hold this egg

no Jenkins fire bad

there's no wind in sight

sure there isn't a closer door colonel

there is another door within 50 miles of this ice cake

trust me if you would please step back

this might get a little toasty

don't worry you're gonna stay nice and warm

oh oh

okay huh

I wanted to apologize for getting teary out there

you you are just you're so easy to talk to oh okay

no problem first your brother then you

there's something about the finkelsteins I guess

I'm probably jet lagged after the ceremony

I will feel so much better

the ceremony so what exactly is that

where we consume the crystal

you know the whole reason we're here right

the crystal

they've already gone out with the snow cat to get it

we used to kill each other over this thing

but the truth made it more civilized

we all get to share

it's some of us still miss the hunt even now

the Ongram Buddha Crystal calls

can't you feel it

yep

sure can

when Thomas Aquina said there is nothing on this

earth to be more prized than true friendship

ain't nobody doing here

drinks from me you guys

I'm killing

what are you doing what am I doing

I'm making the best of a bad situation okay

until the storm blows over a bad situation oh

that's cool

that sounds fun tell me you happen to notice anything

oh I don't know odd about any of your friends

well I mean they're a little weird

but that's you have to understand where I come from

okay

okay that makes a lot of sense

you think we gotta get out of here okay

okay well

I've got good news and bad news on that front

I managed to connect the goggles to a bathroom mirror

I think I got through to the library

but the connection fried European outlets all right

what's the good news

the bad news is that

that entire convention of demons out there

is trying to get the crystal

which is currently embedded in my chest

and makes me light up like a glow stick yeah

oh yeah that's right

so when Meredith said the word anger

go to crystal my chest lit up and yeah

that's happening

Chelsea said they consume it

you think that means that they're gonna

I could get considered

I just saw a guy drink a gallon of beer in one sip

I think it's in the rumble possibility

what are we gonna do

we can't get out of here because of the storm

and if we stay here

it sounds like they're gonna eat me wait

if faded if faded maybe for good maybe

I am not willing to take that chance what if I use

I don't know a suppression spell

no no

no no

no magic I'm telling you

she was inside like in a bathroom or something

and that's it that's all you saw

no I'm withholding pertinent information for fun

of course that's all I saw

well

then you could not have been paying proper attention

I'm not paying proper attention

do you know what I've been doing on my phone all day

I've been tracking weather patterns

and this storm came out of nowhere

no weather patterns could create this

which means this storm is magical

okay what do we really know about this job

it was written in the appointment book by whom

you've been tracking weather patterns

yeah

I wanted to make sure I wasn't missing out on any good

snowboarding

so it was written by the librarian Gustav van Eriksen

600 years ago famous Swedish historian

brilliant on his writing of north mythology

also famous for his appalling handwriting

little known fact

he's the reason Gutenberg invented the printing press

did he write anything about this storm

no he did not just the location of the ice cave

the set date and Prime Frost Crystal in the ice

wait

if you hadn't used the spell

to open the thing in the first place

if I need an algorithm you wouldn't be this upset

that's right in math

we use symbolology and formulas to get derivatives

and absolute just the exact same thing as magic

yes different

it is dangerous

you know what people thought was dangerous

fire technology chemistry

yeah they thought they were all magic

until they learn how to use them properly

how to use magic

you don't all right

you you

you not well enough to keep people from getting hurt

no one's been hurt you have

I am not fragile

I am trying to make the best of a bad situation

just like you are don't think you're fragile

I think you're too smart to be this reckless

if we can't contact the library

then we're brave in this storm

but first

put this on terrible right now

no I'll swatch

I'm terrible watch this angerboda

not everything has to be solved with magic

oh well

at least I won't be frosty

what did you just say

I said at least I won't be cold

frosty

I think I know who these guys are

it's the yachtler the Frost Giants

when Van Eriksen wrote Prime Frost

it wasn't a pea it was an elder

foufar

ruins thirds long associated with the Frost Giants

race of Norse gods troublemakers

their most famous ancestor being Loki

they must have been after the Crystal 2

no they must be after the Crystal 2

so what are they gods

they were creatures who were worshipped as gods

but as their age of worship ended

they seguated to the general human misery business

drawing pleasure and profit from seeing people suffer

frost Giants can be grotesque

have huge appetites

and some have weather control capabilities

and they're using it to hide themselves

if Cassandra and stone are with them

they're in far more danger than just this storm

all we gotta do is cross this room

grab our gear and get out those two doors

how are we gonna do that with everyone out there

obviously you've never been in a bar

when the Sooners are playing

Oklahoma State follow me

I told her don't we got some catching up to do

me and you huh

all right knock that down

come down huh

I'll see you catch at the sauna

looking good babe

nice flush bag all right

couldn't wait to see it could you

me neither

lands of the Yotner I welcome you

we have come together in this time and place

to partake of the life restoring benefits

found within this ice

Every 600 years the Angaboda crystal regrows

and every 600 years

we used to fight and kill each other over it

but ever since the piece of cords

we have been able to share and share alike

and the power

and the influence of the yotner only grows

and now now we renew ourselves once again

who are you me

I'm singlesteen

but if you're Finkelstein

then who is that interloper

someone who's here to keep the crystal for himself

a false Finkelstein I am not a false Finkelstein

he is the false Finkelstein

yeah grab them

first of all

hey hey

hey hey

I've known Faekelstein for 10,000 years

I know him better than anybody else here

so if you're him

you need to convince me first question

how come I didn't know you had a sister Olson

come on you knew I had a sister

no I didn't

yes you did

you remember I was born out of my father's left armpit

and my sister came from his right

and then our little

eight headed brother came out of his feet

but this is written history

just because I don't talk about my sister

doesn't mean she doesn't exist

you talk about your family and Nielheim

the land of legendary mist and ice

no when's the last time you went ice skating

on the river elevator

we've been friends so long

I don't have to answer these stupid questions

okay okay

okay

okay okay

what were we doing last time we saw each other

god who can remember that

it was 150 years ago

which would have been

did you call her outbreak in London

you wouldn't have missed that

you love plagues who doesn't

we may have to speak English to those Victorian

when you and I are alone we spoke the old language

the good stuff

okay all right

final question how long have we

been friends

we've been friends forever since we were kids

little Frost giants just causing trouble

Ollison and Finkelstein Finkelstein and Ollison uh

we were never friends

you were always jealous of me

the Viking warriors always paid more filthy to me

because they liked me better

and that made you crazy will you bribe them

you said they cross oceans if they prayed to you

and you remember that girl

that girl I know she knows me better

they all like me better

you know what you are a no good low down slimy eel

that's the real Finkel speed

somewhere in the snowstorm is a building

the Frost giants conjured magically

Jenkins does

this computer have some sort of heat signature setting

or yes

something that's what it's on

it's on heat signature settings

but because of the storm there is no heat to register

not those kind of heat signatures

like magical signatures no satellite attract magic

maybe not

Ken do you think dosa has a satellite

they've been following magic for a while now

they must know what kind of trail it leaves

we've got tracking equipment

why can't they yes

and there's will be military grade wait

would the court wait see you

we're following your lead on this

okay okay okay okay yes

we lied but there's some very good reasons for that

very good reasons which are where the librarians

your librarians that is not awesome

last time a librarian tried to wreck our ceremony too

I told you they just want the crystal for themselves

okay

maybe we do want the crystal for ourselves

we're not the only one no

we're not the only ones yes

we went to the cave yes

and we were looking for the crystal

someone else was there too

someone that did not want to share the power with you

guys ring a bell Figgelstein

why were you late

our kind knows their way around a storm

I got stuck in traffic he was late because well

I was beating him up

I was not getting beaten up by you

if if I was going after the crystal on my own

then why would I have shown up here

now maybe he already has it on him okay

see it was him

he was at the caves

and he was going after the anger Buddha crystal

and you should all be ashamed of yourself

with your jealousy and your inviting

and my chest is glowing isn't it

uh little to the left more left less left

less left yes yes yes

we're past less left and now more right

may

I'm not disrupting satellite signals using brute force

okay I'm hacking into dose

and mirroring its satellite data and its controls

this is delicate anyone can do it

you can oh I know

this here is the magical storm

the snow storm is magical

so it's completely lit up

but they have no idea how to narrow it down

can we narrow it down when magic is created

it carries signature of its creator

akin to a fingerprint

if we could isolate Cassandra's signature

within all of this data good locator

then I could send the door there so how do we do that

well

we need to have something that we know that the center

before magic on within the last 24 hour

Meredith please help me I mean is this really necessary

hmm it kind of is I'm sorry

I would have loved to hang out but on the bright side

we haven't had a human sacrifice in forever

it's gonna be a real treat

clans of the yachnar I welcome you

we have come together in this place in time

you seriously gonna do the whole speech

ceremony is important

always trying to find a shortcut

but we're not opening up the ice

we're opening up the girl

we don't need any of your fancy words hey

Allison want some fancy words

how about Dylan Thomas

do not go gentle into that good night

don't need your help librarian

well how about McKay

though far outnumbered

let us show us brave and for their thousand blows

the one death blow don't worry

you'll get your death blow how about killian

magic can be used as a tool

and I have a little faith

the antiques in Vocal Deos Queer Open

do something

stop her

told you you got a week left

oh oh oh

dude put stretching put it up

don't worry this won't hurt a bit

you're doing great come on guys anytime

come on here

it's unstable you can't go through can they

go go

you're gonna hold on I don't know

you got one of your ideas

on how to get us directly rescued

right now would be the time

come on we need to move

you go no we go together

vibrations

the hotel is a manifestation of the storm

it's constantly moving that's why they can't get alone

we get through

you gotta catch it

before they catch over here

this is not working they can't hold the door

because they're looking for a stationary point

in a moving space

they need to track a succession of moving points

to get a pattern of motion

hey tell Jeff it's gonna lock on the elevator

elevator what

elevator elevator

Norman go run the other way

come on come on

come on

that crystal is ours can have a little faith right

close the door close the door

sorry how was your day

Frankelstein

how did that librarian know you had a week left

well

you're gonna steal the crystal and not share

it's his fault my fault

I wouldn't have gone after the crystal

if you hadn't been so stingy with my share

the last time truth over

SAV for your rope burns thanks

considering what we were up against

I'm getting off easy

you got through it like librarians

and you got through it too

I hesitate to give you more praise

but if I stand the moment's over

so does having this crystal inside me make me immortal

now

well no

according to von Erikson's notes

unless you're a Norse god or related to one

well then

the pistol should pass through your system of due time

wait when you say pass prune juice

sounds like I'm gonna have a rough couple days

you still mad I used magic

you know we stepped through a broom closet

and ended up in Sweden

we tell people that we're librarians and they let us in

magic helps us do what we do

Magic's what save the day

can't be all that bad

I know that

and I'm amazed at what you've Learned

what you can do

but it worries me because it's the not bad parts

that make people think that

the bad parts really aren't that bad

was dangerous

yeah magic got us out of trouble today

but it's also what put us in it too

point taken

Jenkins it's happening

wow

oh okay yes

oh well

Mr Jones I do believe it is just imprinted on you

you are now its de facto mother

be quite honestly I do believe I could do worse

wow looks like I'm not the only one

putting faith in Ezekiel Jones