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Ridiculous. I can't believe your father sometimes.

What's wrong, Mom?

Am I not treating you right?

No, you treat us great, Mom.

Am I a good stepmother to you?

You're the best.

You're the best stepmother. Well, apparently your father doesn't think so.

Why? He only left me like 10 grand for the weekend. I mean, what is that?

Oh, that's not... What am I supposed to do with that?

Maybe, like, you know, forgot.

He just didn't realize.

Like, I don't know. I can't deal with that. It's just too much to deal with.

It's ridiculous.

And now, of course, he doesn't reply to my text messages.

I'm sorry, Mom.

It sucks.

It certainly does.

And the worst thing is that my personal trainer can't have a session with me

today.

Oh, really?

Why? I don't know. He kind of came up with some bullshit, like he had an

emergency or something.

I don't know what to do.

I mean, like, maybe we could work out together. I mean, we got the, you know,

the home gym, and we could... I bet it's not the same.

Yeah.

I don't think you're saying.

What kind of workout is that?

Yeah, I guess I'm not like a professional or whatever.

No.

It just wouldn't be the same.

Do you want to do anything else?

Maybe we could go out and do something.

Are you hungry?

I need a drink right now. I can't even think about food.

Okay.

I'm so pissed off.

I know. It's stressful.

I have no idea what I'm dealing with.

Okay, Mom.

See you later.

Hey, Mom.

Hey.

Are you feeling better?

No, not really.

Um, what's... You know what I'm thinking?

Maybe you can train me today, since my personal trainer has an emergency.

Oh, yeah, definitely. I thought it would work out, so... That's not what I mean.

What are you talking about? Come on now, son. You know what I'm talking about.

No. I fuck my personal trainer.

That's not good.

What am I supposed to do? Like your father with his little dick can't

me.

Oh.

But that's... Let's see what you got.

Mom, is your shirt okay?

That looks good to me.

No, no, I mean, but having sex, dad... Come on now.

Dad would be mad.

I'm horny, I have a high sex drive, I want dick.

Oh, that's true.

So you need to have sex?

I sure do.

Okay, Mom, I just want to help.

Yeah, to help you, Mommy.

This is way cooler.

You like how money blowing you?

Yeah.

Why is it bigger than that?

You're a lucky motherfucker.

It sure is bigger.

yes baby it's so hard for me

Yeah, I could see.

Mommy can't open her eyes.