Original subtitles

Hey Mel, are you ready with that 18 year old aim?

I'm on it, sir.

Anyone ever tell you you fight ugly not from their backs. They don't What

the hell are you doing

Private Gaines is beautiful. With pleasure.

The facts are in hand.

And route to pick up.

I don't see him, do you?

Uh,

you ain't gonna believe this, Roboc.

Since the end of the Nanomite Wars, Captain Duke Houser now leads Joe's

operations. Under Duke's command are Roadblock, Lady J,

Flint, and Snake Eyes.

The ruthless terrorist known as Cobra Commander, and Destro.

have been captured by the G .I. Joes and placed in a maximum security prison.

But the Cobra operatives, Storm Shadow and Zartan, remain at large.

The unit and the world remain on high alert following Cobra Commander's final

vow.

Retaliation.

Contact front! Contact front!

Heavy -handed fire! I need you to bring him up to the line, dude! Bring him up

to the line!

I'm bleeding out and I need you to spray. Can you

use a care package thingy?

I can bring you one. Care package thingy.

Who's shooting me?

I'm bleeding out right there and you're... Are you spinning?

You got to cover 360.

You're spinning. Huh?

How could you be so good at combat? I'm not good at this. I think you need to

relax. I believe I outranked you last time I checked. Not in my house, you

All right. Taking fire. Enemy fire.

No, no. Enemy fire.

Enemy contact.

All right.

You have big ears.

You got a big head. Come here.

Returning fire. Oh,

dear.

Returning fire. You can't scream your way out of this.

not the first time you sent a girl running out of the room screaming not

first time i've sent two girls screaming from a room dude completely

inappropriate i'm just saying completely

The Pakistani president may in fact be dead,

but Pakistan remains an ally and a sovereign nation.

Was. Right now they'll ride with the zip code.

Sir. Every minute we spend debating this, there are live nuclear warheads

sit amidst the chaos.

We can't let our enemies get those warheads first.

Recommendations?

Go in.

Now.

Wait and see.

History rewards the bold.

I'm not going to be the man who waited and saw.

Get me the G .I. Joe.

Hey,

listen up!

That nuke cannot have gone far.

Once we have it, we will disarm it en route to the LZ.

We have its location narrowed down to somewhere in this missile assembly

building. We'll go in on the route and fan out from there.

Flint, Jay, if any support is needed, you will reinforce.

As roadblock leads to ground, Pete.

Hell yeah.

Hey, Mel.

My first drop popped a live round into my mouth. Keeps your teeth from

chattering. Give me a shot.

Delicious. That boy.

Jay, what are we up against?

Insurgents armed with Policenikovs, STD Dragunovs, and Type 50.

Cold war stuff.

Don't relax, boys. Still put holes in you. Whoa, what do you got there?

P -Dub 381 Black Tempest.

Just out of the box.

Round. Quarter speed.

Remote controlled.

When did we get these?

We didn't.

We did.

Insenguished marksman.

Let me see.

Girls with guns.

What else, Mr. Snake Eyes?

I trained with Snake for six years. If he ain't here, he's got good reason.

Mark Angel's overdraft.

Brother Block, as always, do you mind leading us in a few words, please, sir?

In the immortal words of Jay -Z, whatever deity may guide my life,

dear Lord, don't let me die tonight.

But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate.

Hell yeah!

Hell yeah!

Hell yeah.

Put the check!

Check! Check! Check!

Check! Check!

Check! Check! Check!

Check!

Drive it like you stole it.

Hey, you're a good friend.

You need me to catch up to you.

Don't go to first contact

He's headed up there.

Ugh!

Transport vehicle, move!

All teams, rally to transport immediately.

Resurgence closing in, sir.

Team two secure.

No loss.

Contact headquarters.

I'm on that.

Mount up, let's action!

Runway secure.

Mount up!

Suits disabled.

Long range transportation.

Wheels down to 1900 hours. Omen John for top shot.

Good job, Tiny Tim.

All that weak combat shooter finally paying off, sir.

Bam!

How you doing, sir?

All Joe's present and accounted for.

Sit rep.

Rendered safe, ready for transport, sir.

Spread this one away and a little beer.

Sounds good.

to report, sir.

Transport crews are prepping the LG for evac at 0200 hours. Great job, Captain.

We're modifying your extraction plane back here.

Sit tight.

Let me get this straight.

One whole weekend, you looking after my little girls?

I look. I love your kids. I do. But they live to terrorize me.

You trained them well.

And if you win?

You have to take your next promotion.

You pull a trigger, I pull a trigger.

I don't know if I'm going to trust a pastry from a gumbo chef.

Think about the wind.

Four knots, left to right.

Humidity, I say it's about 62%. You going to feed me the barometric

too? That's on the rise.

Like your panties.

You love my panties.

That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say, you

love my panties. Are you going to shut up? What does that mean?

I'm trying to do something.

I just don't have to. Shut up.

Shut up.

How's your heart?

That is not going to count. I get to go again because you talked.

You pull the trigger.

Now I pull the trigger.

No, we're not doing that.

That's not going to count.

Peter, I bought my little girls a karaoke machine, and they love singing

all night long.

There's no bedtime curfew, so they're going to be up all night. Make sure you

bring your earplugs.

Come on, best two out of three. Nope.

Best two out of three.

You didn't tell me about the karaoke machine.

Brought you some news.

G .I. Joe's are about to be out of the picture.

And by out of the picture, I mean alive on Earth.

Got a little too close to Mount Olympus.

Huh?

They'll find you out, sir, Dad.

No. No, I don't think so.

It's the beauty of man, I might say.

Here, take a look.

Flawless microtechnology.

You're insane.

Recess over.

Sit him down.

You know, they say this is a thankless job.

But yesterday, I hung out with Bono.

My new secret service.

They want to burn the Constitution.

Literally.

But you know my favorite bit?

I get to blow stuff up.

Oh, I bet that endears you to the people.

Well, that's the thing. Your approval ratings climb nine points.

Apparently, America wants someone who looks like you, but acts like me.

I'm the quicker blower up a baby.

Only one drawback.

The little wifey poo.

You touch my family.

I'm yanking your chain.

Two long terms of you, just a few short months of me.

So let's not waste the time I got left.

Where's the prison that holds Cobra Commander and Destro?

Is this why I ask you what you have planned?

Why does anyone want to be president?

Everybody wants to rule the world.

Prepare for extraction.

Extraction? What are we, teeth?

Raise HQ.

No, I got nothing.

Go up high.

Roger, Sergeant.

Block.

All I've been accounted for, not a single drop of blood. Who's that?

Who's that?

You scraped your elbow? No, it's sweat. You scraped your elbow. It's sweat. Yep.

That better have been on somebody's face.

The Duke.

See that?

Security's early.

Group in contact.

Request immediate air support.

I repeat, immediate air support.

You all right? All right, come on. We got to move.

Go, go, go, go.

You good?

You hit?

Look, I got blood. We got to get to cover.

All right.

It's coming. It's coming. Go, go, go, go.

he is us.

Today, the world's elite fighting force, the G .I. Joes, abandoned their duty

and broke the sacred bond that exists

between the American people and those entrusted with their security.

Ready?

Ready?

And the first domino fell with the murder of the Pakistani president.

The assassin.

A Joe.

Cold sign.

Snake eyes.

But he didn't act alone.

The Joe's intended to use this situation to seize Pakistan's nuclear arsenal.

Now this incident.

serves as a sobering reminder of the scourge of nuclear weapons.

And to that end, I call upon my fellow world leaders to convene immediately

to discuss nuclear disarmament.

On three.

One.

Two.

Three.

The G .I. Joes clearly went beyond the boundaries of their mission.

My orders a covert special forces unit code named Cobra Terminated with extreme

prejudice Joe command facilities personnel

The GI Joe's

are no more

We should leave There's nothing here

There's nothing left here. That's not what he meant.

That's not what he meant.

Whoever did this.

We had Dewey's until we're clear.

We're going to find the man who did this to Duke and our brothers.

Nakai. Last place I thought I'd see you.

Warden James.

It's a pleasure.

I'm a very big fan.

I love the black. It's very Johnny Cash.

Come. Welcome to Einzgarten.

Let me tell you a little bit about the place.

Listen to me. I sound like a real estate agent.

I'm not here to sell you anything.

Except maybe hopelessness.

How was your trip?

The sensation that you're feeling, your upside -down tummy, is due to our

descent to a former East German mineshaft. It was the deepest they ever

So deep, in fact, that you just crossed out of Germany into international

territory.

Which allows me certain jurisdictional freedoms.

Ah!

One word.

Awesome. This room is awesome.

Temperatures here exceed 210 degrees when not artificially cooled to a crisp

Almost calls for a, uh, Snuggie.

What do you see this next one?

Ah.

See what I mean?

It just slays me.

It's so interesting. This is where science has come.

Did you know that during REM sleep, the human body produces a neurochemical

which paralyzes every muscle in the body but the heart and the eyes? This

prevents us from acting out our dreams.

We have injected both of these men with a synthetic version.

They're perfectly awake. They're conscious. They're aware of everything

going on around them. It's just that...

It's just that they're trying to hide themselves.

Well, I believe you know your new neighbors. Destro.

Public Men.

Oh, the three of you are like my fantasy football team.

Gentlemen.

As your eyes and mine travel to where you cannot, I want you to agonize.

I want you to pine.

I want you to ache for what once was and will never be again.

I want you to doubt that there was ever a word for escape.

Welcome to hell.

You have no idea.

That guy speaks.

I never occurred to me what he might sound like, but...

I've always thought about what you might look like.

We'll have that met.

Storm Shadow.

So you killed the Pakistani president.

Well, you're not exactly my first -round draft pick, but I've always been a fan.

Protocol says we make a distress call, right? No.

Protocol died with the unit.

What?

How's anybody gonna know we're alive?

They're not, because we're not.

To our government, to our families.

Especially to our enemy. We were KIA at 0600 hours in the Indus Valley desert.

We have to at least try. I mean, there might be someone still there. No.

Anything we do now is a rumor of a rumor.

Any and all traces of our existence is terminated.

The only one I trust out there is Snake Eyes.

When we got hit, how we got hit, we were set up right from the start.

How many stars would someone need on their shoulder to call an attack like

Four? Five? No, not stars.

Buttons on his suit.

National security advisor, secretary of defense.

No. There's only one man who could authorize a strike like that.

And I voted for him.

All vitals on cover, Commander, are

steady.

Yeah.

Aerial threat, down!

We're going home.

Pull the rest!

No drill! Bring her straight!

Remove the containment lid.

We have to steer it up quickly!

Put it on now.

Now!

what do you mean it's hard to stop me no one here dies unless i say so oh my god

That door!

Anything!

Slope channel.

Never a bit.

Call the commander.

Destroy.

You're out of the band.

Come on.

I see you've arranged transportation.

Making more things go boom by 9 a .m.

than most people do all day.

Firefly, good to see you, old friend.

Sir, some people just didn't want to let me in.

I busted out eight prisons, but I only broke into one.

Our communication's been cut off. No one will know you're even there.

Take him to the mountains to heal.

I'll meet him for the war I'm about to start.

Sir, launch controls are nearly up.

The director was running behind.

Well, he ain't running behind no more.

Or anywhere else, for that matter.

Armor prototype is complete to your specs. I got it up to 60 on the dyno

You're like this. Working title? High -speed sentry.

Yes.

Good to have you back, sir.

Ain't she a beauty?

So the world will... Cower in the face of Zeus.

All we've been missing is our command.

Good to have you back, boy.

Cool mask.

Someone took his time.

Not easy to sneak out of that big wipe.

11 bedroom, 35 and a half bath.

Just don't forget who put you there.

Oh, the rock you crawled out from.

Firefly. It's good to know we're not running low on crazy.

Still all ten fingers.

How's our former president?

He's with his weight in platinum.

You know, they call it a water board, but I never get bored.

In 48 hours, Zeus will launch.

Just one wrinkle.

Three Joes somehow survived that little houseclean.

A drone picked up voice prints in the Indus Valley. Can I trust you with

nothing? They'll slip up.

And when they do, I'll hunt them to ground.

Who are you?

Food. The map. in the desert.

And now Storm Shadow and Cobra Commander escape prison.

So your training is more important than ever.

Capes, cousins to Storm Shadow.

Snake Eyes, it is our time to join the fight and defend the honor of our fellow

G .I. Joes.

We must find Storm Shadow.

He may know more about the future of Cobra attacks.

I fear...

What happened with the Joes may only be the beginning.

Defend yourselves!

Your enemy will show you no mercy!

I know you doubt Jinx's loyalty, but she is Arashikagi, and she will fight with

honor.

The longer we wait, the stronger Storm Shadow becomes.

With this sword, you must capture him so we can uncover Cobra's plans and

restore the Arashikagi's name.

But in order for me to bring him to justice, you must deliver him to me.

Alive. No, no, it's cool.

I got it.

You lost, little man?

No, I ain't lost.

I think you got the wrong street.

I'm going to take Miley Cyrus and Ryan Seacrest and head back that way.

I'm going that way.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Come on here, Marvin.

Man, don't call me that name.

Lou Marvin. Big Marvin. Big Marvin, now. Had you worried for a minute, man.

Watch your hand back there, boy. You don't want them to get you.

Let me introduce you. This is Flint.

What up?

Lady J.

Lady J.

Welcome back. Thank you. So what happens when you're in trouble? You come home.

Home is where the help is.

Amen.

We got you.

Set up at the rec center.

Lay low over there. Nobody gonna bother you.

As far as wheels go, I'm gonna let you roll my truck.

Thank you.

I got payments on that truck, man. I'm gonna get it like I used to.

All right?

Thank you, Stu.

I owe you one, brother.

Actually, you owe me two.

That other one don't count.

Welcome home, Marvin.

What's that?

No one's been here for years. This is gonna have to be our pit for now.

actual pit.

It's mild stomping ground.

Sure we can trust this Stoop guy?

Stoop's no angel, but he is family and we can trust him.

Can we be traced?

We can mask our IP addresses.

I'll cyberblast an encoded beacon every six hours.

If any Joes did survive, we need to let them know where we're at.

All right, well, let's get to work. Flint, inventory every piece of

got left. Jay, start that database on our president. We'll find out what's

on with our commander -in -chief.

He's not acting like the man we know. We find out why, we can start being

soldiers again.

This channel's restricted to jokes, isn't it?

They're alive.

Lieutenant Lady J, this is Jinx and Snake Eyes.

We're in pursuit of Storm Shadow.

Even if Snake Eyes and Jinx grab Storm, they're still halfway around the world.

We're on our own.

Enough for a battle.

Not a war.

We're fighting uphill here.

I came here when I was 14 with a life expectancy of 13.

I was bounced around from home to home until this became my home.

Guys were lined up outside that door to fight me.

They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it.

Until one winter, I grew eight inches, gained 60 pounds, punched a guy so hard

he couldn't move his arm to tap out.

Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, I'd already beaten down half

it.

I became a Joe to serve in the field.

So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.

Hey, I got something you want to see.

During my check with the president, look what I found.

This is the president on August 9th. In addition to offshore energy, we're

forced to be kind of embroiled in the affairs of foreign nations.

And this, ten days later.

I mean, otherwise, we're sort of... These are conversational fillers.

Little phrases we spit out to give our brain a chance to catch up with our

mouth. Like... Like? Yes.

And our president?

Between August 9th and August 19th, he stopped using you know and kind of and

started using I mean and sort of.

But that's not all.

Supper became dinner. Soda became pop.

One president, two fingerprints.

But it's a few words, right? I mean, how much can... Check this out.

Two press conferences.

July 31st, September 1st.

These fingers clasped.

Left thumb on top versus right thumb on top.

Same person never does this differently. It feels...

What if the president isn't the president?

Look, if the commander -in -chief is an imposter, and he's the one that ordered

the attack, we have to assume that there's no one we can trust.

There is one man.

There's a reason we call ourselves Joes.

Hello?

I'll take two cases of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckalucks.

Lower your weapons.

General Colton, if I may... Shut your mouth, Brenda!

My name's not Brenda.

How'd you get in?

Sir, apologies.

Sergeant Marvin, I know who you are.

Then you know why I'm here.

It's not like I don't hear what you think, but... An imposter president?

Well, how come when the general says it, it sounds crazy?

What'd they do with the real president?

We fear he's dead.

I don't think so.

You're not going to kill your best asset.

Conrad Hauser.

Duke. Your captain.

Tell me one thing you know about him.

Great soldier.

Better friend.

And he saved my life, sir.

What you're proposing is treason.

I'm gonna need something a little more to go on than overlapping thumbs.

Before you retired, you served on a security commission with the president's

chief of staff.

General Colton, can you get us close?

Negative.

Can't scratch my ass in this town without getting on the watch list.

Brenda, hand me that pen.

Girl scout to secretary.

Amazing.

Name's not Brenda.

It's just a pen.

In the new K, Georgetown, 9 p .m.

It's a poker game with the chief of staff there.

Not a good poker player.

He's got a thousand tells.

We only need one.

Hey, hon. Just got out of poker.

Poorer but wiser.

It was a good day, actually.

Prez was taking his crazy pills again.

Baby, I'm going to have to call you back.

Yeah.

Love you.

Excuse me.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

You need a hand with your bags?

Sure.

That submarine's dead, right?

Oh, Ray.

Talk like that, I'm gonna get myself in trouble.

Where are we heading?

It's right around the corner.

That tingly feeling is amobarbal.

Sedative that causes enterograde amnesia.

Five minutes you're gonna be asleep, and another five you're gonna wake up with

no idea I ever existed.

Notice anything strange about your boss?

Maybe.

Why? Because you're going to make a phone call for us. Get us close to him.

But don't worry, you're going to forget everything, so your conscience will be

clear.

Why are you doing this?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Thank you.

Hmm.

El Presidente is on a roll.

His numbers are up.

And I'm not just talking about his age.

Good evening.

Good evening.

He wanted to hook up the nation's nuclear arsenal to the clapper.

I'm sorry, ma 'am. You're late.

I know.

Imagine the army it takes to make me look like this.

Forgive me.

It's an army I'd like to enlist in.

Speaking of lithe, would you like to explain why you're not an ouse?

Here she is. Chief of Staff.

Enjoy your evening, Miss Vandervoort.

I'm in.

Roger that. Standing by.

Jay?

Keep your head down.

Be safe.

Nice enough to mention one of my passions, nuclear disarmament.

In just days, the leaders of the world's eight nuclear nations will gather at

historic Fort Sumter for a nuclear summit.

But before the atomic eight break bread, it's our turn.

Mr. President, Amy Vandervoort, Fox News. Oh, Fox, of course.

That's why you look so fair and balanced.

Very sweet.

But I was actually hoping to have a... Dance?

I was going to say a quote.

Okay, here's a quote. The world will change after my nuclear summit.

How about a dance?

I really, I don't know.

Sorry.

Thank you, Mr. President. You gave me what I needed.

But I really have to think my deadline. Oh.

It's been a pleasure.

Thank you.

How are you?

Good, sir.

I

got a

strand of hair from his jacket. I hope it's enough.

Come on.

Copy that.

Standing by for ID.

All units, set a condition orange. Stand by.

I don't take no for an answer.

Almost there.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

It's our time.

Jake, get out of there now.

Oh, my God.

We have an unauthorized ID.

He's a Joe. We have a Joe, son.

Jay.

Jay, now.

I'm out.

He's on his way down.

It was your only chance.

I'll do that, Jay.

I got it from here.

What?

You only get one shot at this.

One in the chamber.

Glock! Glock, where are you?

I don't want to see that face.

When will you realize today's the day?

It's the face all those pretty little Joes had in the desert when I lit them

up like fireworks.

I

really

want to see that face.

and darkness are in the White House, then the world is at stake.

Storm Shadow, you will tell us Cobra's endgame, or die by the same

sword you once used to kill our master.

Your sword, given to you by our beloved Hard Master.

Do you deny that your envy and hatred drove you to shed the Hard Master's

to feel so much hate, you stop feeling it at all.

Like a fish not knowing it's in water.

But my path was chosen for me.

By my enemy.

Who framed me for killing the hardened master.

And my friends.

Why defend yourself to man, too blind to see?

That is the heart and master of blood.

But that is not!

Arashkage's deal does not break.

I've asked myself over and over.

Who despised me enough to destroy my life?

I am sorry, Storm Shadow.

But who will stand to gain the most by framing you for this crime?

Your young adversary who chased you away?

Or the man to whose arms you were chased.

Someone who welcomed you.

Showed you kindness.

He knitted me for who I will become.

A warrior of great skill and anger.

The man who betrayed me was capable of great ingenuity.

This guy.

Lord. Yeah.

Tell us what he and Cobra have planned.

So we can destroy our common enemy.

Together.

What are you talking about?

He wouldn't believe it.

Why?

Third generation military.

Desperately wanted a fourth.

My mom had me.

Well, he must be real proud of you then.

He didn't believe in female soldiers.

Finally asked him why.

He said he didn't want to put his life in the hands of a woman.

I enlisted the next day.

Spent the next seven years trying to outrank him so he'd have to salute me.

Did it work?

He died before I got the chance.

I mean, if it's any sort of a consolation, I'm actually gonna miss the

You look real nice.

That was for the tax hike.

Like you pay taxes.

Ain't always about me.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

You still need... Besides...

We've grown close.

Storm Shadow in?

Don't you worry about him.

He'll be molding ready.

I'm not too impressed with your cabinet.

No confirmation hearings.

It's what you get.

Enough.

I'll take it from here.

He who controls this briefcase controls the U .S. nuclear arsenal and the fate

of humanity.

Open your eyes, Mr.

Ex -President.

The eyes are the windows to the soul.

Open up now!

Zeus is ready.

We just need one final piece of the puzzle.

Well done.

History will stand in judgment.

Not of me.

Of you.

What do we got, Jay?

Thartan's entire focus has been at the nuclear summit.

It has to be the key to whatever he's planning.

All right, well, then that's our target.

Yeah.

I think I'm faster than you, Snake Eyes.

Damn ninjas.

Good to see you, brother.

Jay.

Jing.

Back up.

He's with us.

I am not with you.

But for this once...

I am not against you. How many of our men has he killed?

We're supposed to fight with him?

The leaders of the world will gather tomorrow.

It's a trap.

Storm is the only one who knows Cobra's plan, inside and out. He can help us

find a way to stop it, but we have to work together.

Merry Christmas.

Makes you wonder about your neighbors.

Open up that couch

Yeah, that'll work.

Okay.

Never mind.

This really is Patton's gun, isn't it?

A gift from his family.

What an honor.

You bet.

I was actually thinking about something a little more your size.

I thought I'd stretch her up.

Ida was a little rough and neutral.

I ain't gonna be in neutral.

What?

What about you?

The OD says I can't come out of retirement.

They didn't say anything about re -enlisting.

Reporting for duty, Sergeant Major.

I'd like to bring a couple friends with me.

Colton's team, it's our honor. You guys take the perimeter.

Flint J. Snake, you guys take the flank.

Jynx and Storm, Trojan horse.

Zartan will be holding the briefcase. Storm will be the closest man to him.

he can't move until we're all in position.

Everyone keep your eye on the prize.

We secure the football, we secure the world.

Snake, how's all that sound?

That's what I thought.

Hold on a second. We still have enemy armor here.

here and here, right?

When these tanks survive, we don't.

Leave the tanks to me, General.

Call me Joe.

Anything I missed?

No. Rock talent.

My orders.

The President.

Brenda from my team.

Roger that.

Does Brenda get a vote?

Negative.

You need a pen?

I need your help.

Alright.

Let's kick that ass.

A historic

day for the President of the United States.

This afternoon, the President is meeting with the leaders of the eight nuclear

powers.

I'll say it again.

The world is safer with a nuclear presence. I'm sure your electorate will

happy by our final proposal.

15 % reduction by 2016.

There are a lot of leaders in this room, but only one leader of the free world.

And he, I, stay with me, asked you here with the

goal of universal disarmament.

Nuclear zero.

Now, I was prepared to cajole to get what I want.

I'm now a threat.

Each of you will clear out his nuclear closet.

immediately failure to participate will be considered an act of war you're

joking of course this summit is over and this is it this is it boys

this country is at war with you and you and you

and you and you and you

U .S. nuclear arsenal is capable of destroying each of your countries 14

over.

15 in the case of North Korea, just to be sure.

And all at the push of

a button.

It's true. Yeah, I pressed it. You have lost your mind.

It's all relative.

You got three minutes to decide.

We cannot, we will not leave a legacy of acquiescence.

Don't do this.

There can be no winners.

High score.

That history record.

Who was responsible for this madness?

Launch. Do it.

Do it.

All right, it's on the Emerald City.

J. Cole, you're a gopher poet.

You all right?

Yeah. You all right?

My cholesterol's a little high.

Stand General Colton. Checkpoint neutralized. You ready to hop?

Well, the good news is no global

warming summit next month.

Unless one of us cared enough about his place in history to unilaterally disable

his warheads.

Hmm? You know, in the name of the children.

Volunteers?

No?

Fine. Me.

Call your people to confirm.

You're a complete lunatic, says the man about to destroy Asia. Come on, who's

going to follow suit, huh?

Are you really going to stand by and watch as Earth is destroyed?

Abort!

I figured

North

Korea for last.

Aye!

Gotta love the little guy.

Gentlemen.

Welcome to a nuclear -free world.

I want to direct your attention to live images of your homeland.

Now, you're looking at an advanced weapon system we call Project Zeus.

There are seven Zeus satellites orbiting Earth.

Each satellite contains ten... Hollow platinum tubes filled with a tungsten

Zeus, satellite 1A approaching London.

Ordinance live and loaded.

Awaiting drop authorization.

Now, to direct a rod to its target, we don't launch it or fire it. We drop it.

A rod touches down eight times faster than a bullet, and with a force

significantly greater than a nuclear warhead.

None of the fallout.

All of the fun.

They will have to answer to me.

What is it you want?

I want it all.

The revolution has begun.

By pressing that button, Zartan initiated an auto -drop sequence.

My Zeus satellites are moving into position over your six remaining

Satellite two -way through 7A en route to target.

The same button that begins this can end it, but I only press it for a price.

Total allegiance.

matters now but the briefcase.

Keep it out of your hands.

Satellites en route to targets.

Beginning command protocol.

Amanda, I have the case.

We are still a go.

How long till drop?

On schedule, Commander.

Five minutes to live fire. Final targeting to begin shortly. Reduce

four and seven in position.

What was that? Shut up.

Ray. Yes, sir.

Check the door. Give me a pit rep.

I'm on it.

You two secure the entrance.

What are you doing?

It's all right.

Stand down.

I'm going to shoot him.

I said stand down!

Be a good G .I. Joe and drop the gun. We're walking out of here.

I'm going to shoot him in the head. Do you understand me? You're not listening,

are you? Put the gun down!

Come on, baby! Come on!

It's great to see you. Good to see you. Sorry, Mr. President.

No, it's fine.

Come on, let's move.

Here we go.

Roadblock. No casualty.

Roger that, Jay.

You betrayed me.

Yeah, I can see that, Bashar.

We need eyes on fire flying Cobra

ASAP.

Point out clear.

No sign of him.

New satellites 2, 3, 5, and 6 are locked on target.

France, Russia, North Korea, India, Israel, China.

Squad, call the command that's bugging out.

Don't sign the fireplug.

I got him.

Target's acquired.

Ordnance live and loading.

Zeus 4 is ready to fire. Hack is open.

You want that, Kay?

You're going to have to come through me.

Oh, yeah.

Launch code confirmed.

Ten seconds to live fire.

You are terminated.

Team Bravo, perimeter has been cleared and secured.

presiding over a ceremony honoring the G .I. Joe's. With the world back in

order, rebuilding has begun around the world.

Those who stand beside us, the world knows them as Joe's.

We know them as heroes.

Welcome to the church.

I served with your father.

I'll be very proud of you.

Ladies and gentlemen, the G .I. Joe.

when you find Cobra Commander.

Where can we find him, General?

Just need my orders.

You know, we'd make a hell of a team.

Thank you.

Okay.