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Yeah, yeah, yep.

Long, long night.

Yeah, just got in off that red-eye.

Yeah, nah, fuck that shit. I can't keep doing this. They wore us out.

Yeah, man, and did you see how the chick was looking at us at the office?

Man, I almost lost it at that meeting. They can't keep working me like this.

Yeah, yeah, nah, I just walked in the house.

Yeah, yeah, you too. Nah, you stay good. I'm done with this shit for the weekend.

Yeah, alright, yeah, you be good. Later.

Ah, my bed.

Hazel!

Oh, you!

What are you doing here?

I, I, I let myself in.

We are not together anymore.

Well, yeah, but I still have a key.

Give me your key.

No, I, it's, it's, you know what, we don't, why don't we, we can talk about the keys later. Why don't you just come sit down?

What, you got a little bit?

How was your flight? Yeah, well, cause I brought my...

Wait, wait, wait, how did you know I had a flight?

Well, cause I have access to your emails, right? You gave me access when you wanted me to handle that thing for you.

Yeah, you handled that thing for me.

Well, yeah, but I was just like, I want to just do nice things for you. Come sit, sit down, sit down, yeah.

Like, doesn't this just feel so nice? Like I've missed you.

I mean, it does. Wait, wait, no, no, you're not supposed to be here.

Oh, but I have a key.

You're not supposed to have a key!

Okay, but like, I made a copy and then I gave you the other one back and I kept the copy because I knew, I just knew you would want to see me.

And I figured, the best time for you to see me, like, you had your flight and like you came home.

You came back to your home where I am.

Wait, no! You're not supposed to be here. We are not together anymore. I need that key.

Okay, I mean, I can give it back to you, but like, why don't we just like, spend a little time together and then if at the end afterwards you still want the key back, I'll give you this copy of it.

Why are you here though?

Because I missed you. And I thought we could maybe get back together.

Oh no, that ain't enough. Together? I just remember-

Yeah, we had so much fun. I mean, like before, like the bleach and the breaking into your house and then like following you to work, before all of that.

Like, because I wouldn't have done that if you hadn't broken up with me.

You're crazy!

No, no, I'm not crazy. I'm just, I'm just, you know, obsessed with you. And like, how could I not be?

Look, look, you know I love you.

Yeah, see?

I love it more when you're not here because we're not together!

You keep saying that. I'm not just like, such a detail. Like, we were fucking before we were together.

Damn, your math is mathin'.

Yeah, and so we can fuck now.

Ooh, I mean, I would, I would-

I'm like, you remember what that was like, right?

Why are you trying to pull me into this?

Because-

This is not healthy.

I think you'll just like, feel better and you'll have a clearer head after you, you know, have a little release.

I do love the way you feel. Why are you-

I can't tell it, I don't know why you're confused about why I'm here.

We broke up. Apparently, I broke up with you but you didn't break up with me.

Oh yeah, because I didn't want to break up, so I just didn't. Yeah, so I just thought like we could go back to how it was.

Uh, you know what? You know what, maybe you're right.

Yeah.

You know, I mean, but before we do, I need to go make a call first. It was a long flight and I still got some loose ends I need to tie up.

Okay.

Okay, so I'll be right back. You just hang tight, okay?

Yeah, I'll get the lube ready.

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, officer, yeah. Yes, five foot two. Geez, I-

Sorry, sorry. No, everything's fine, thanks.

What are you do-

That's not necessary. Like, we can work this out. We don't have to get anybody else involved, right? Like, that's crazy.

Is it crazy?

Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. What's crazy is coming home and saying you ain't my friend. You're not supposed to be there.

Crazy, exciting. Crazy.

For who?

Fun. Crazy.

Scary.

Come on. Like, you keep talking about like such a negative, but like, it was like, admit it, you were like a little excited, right?

Yeah.

Like you were like a little bit, like, happy to see me.

Yeah, like a burglary. Yeah, very excited to see that my house was being looted.

I'm not gonna take anything. I'm just-

You took my bed.

Yeah, well, I mean-

I-

I- I- Yeah. Yeah.

Fine. Like, maybe it's a little bit extreme that I made a copy of your key without telling you and used it to get into your house while you were on a work trip.

But like, isn't that just like, it's what you love about me, right? It's endearing.

Did you turn all the cans in the cabinet facing forward?

Well, yeah, because I know that you like to see what you're looking at. And I organized your spoon for it, too.

Oh my god.

Did you even have a spoon for it?

Damn, I don't use spoons.

No. How do you eat your soup? Does anybody make you soup now that I'm not here?

Hand.

Oh.

Hand soup.

Soup in your hand?

Yeah.

Oh.

Wait! You're trying to bring me in again. This is how it happened last time. Then all of a sudden, it was eight months later and you had moved back in.

Yeah. And wasn't it great? You always had clean spoons and there was soup every day.

Every time I see you, I think about the trips to Mexico.

Yeah. Do you remember that time that we went to Mexico together?

Yeah, it was great.

It was so much fun.

And when you flashed the tourists walking past on our balcony.

Yeah. And they looked up and they were so jealous of you because they knew what we were about to do. And then when we got in the hot tub. Do you remember the hot tub?

Yeah, the hot tub was fun.

Yeah.

Yeah, the hot tub was fun.

And we could do all of that. We could do it all over again. Look, come on. Just settle down and just let me take care of you. Just lean back and don't think about it too hard.

And just remember all the good times that we had together.

They were great times.

They were such good times. And then you don't even have to think about the time I put bleach on all your clothes or that new girl that you're seeing that I'm not supposed to know about.

Maybe you shouldn't send her emails with the email I have access to. Yeah, just don't worry about that.

Is Melissa okay?

Probably. But like the thing that matters right now, don't worry about that, is that you and I can have some fun and you can remember exactly what it's like to be with me. And all the fun that we have. Just like think about it.

You're right. You're always right.

Yeah.

Let's taste it.

Just remember how it tastes.

Isn't that good?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Exactly what you were missing.

Oh, nobody eats me out like you do.

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Oh my God, yeah.

How could you ever let this pussy go?

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Fuck yeah. Get that tunnel away in there. Yeah. Oh, it feels so good on my little ass.

Oh, yeah.

Let's see.

How could I possibly let this go?

Oh, how deep is that?

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See, I just, I just go a little crazy when I don't have your cock in my mouth for too long.

Let's bring you back to his insanity.

Just back to sanity.

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Yeah, it would.

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Are you finished calling?

Yes please.

Can I have your phone all over my face?

Please.

I want to call again.

I want to call again.

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But, you still need to go.

What?

But you know what, you know what, I'm so sorry.

Hey, take your time.

Clean yourself up.

I still got to go make that call that I was, you know, mine just leaves me fucking crazy

how it goes.

Be right back, alright?