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WE'RE ALWAYS
PLANNING SOMETHING.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

MAKE A WISH!

YOU WISH YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW
WAS YOUR WIFE.

Carlo: YEAH.

KATHY AND CRISTINA ARE ALWAYS
DOING WHAT THEY WANT TO DO.

THAT'S WHY MY FAMILY

KIND OF GETS A LITTLE IRRITATED
WITH THEM.

WHY DO YOU THINK HIS FAMILY
HAS SUCH A PROBLEM WITH ME?

NOBODY LIKES YOU GUYS.

Cher:
WE GOT OUR APARTMENT!

OH, NICE!

NOW THAT YOUR MOM
WOULD HAVE HER OWN ROOM,

DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE GONNA HAVE
MORE FREQUENT GUESTS?

PROBABLY.

I AM SO HAPPY.

MY MOM NO LONGER HAS TO SLEEP
IN THE LIVING ROOM.

DAWN'S PROBABLY GONNA
TAKE IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL.

DON'T BE SURPRISED IF
SHE'S HERE EVERY WEEKEND.

Angelica: MY MOM THINKS THAT
THE BEST THING FOR ME RIGHT NOW

IS TO CLEAR MY MIND, AND SPEND
SOME QUALITY TIME WITH HER.

I WANT YOU TO FIND
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE,

AND THAT'S WHAT
YOU DESERVE.

Sunhe: JASON TAKES AWAY
THAT ENERGY

THAT SHOULD BE FOR
ANGELICA AND I.

I'M GONNA
HAVE TO...

SAY "GOODBYE."

AND COMING UP...

ARE YOU PLANNING TO GO
TO THE BIRTH?

SHE WANTS ME
IN THE ROOM.

SO, IS --
IS THE FATHER COMING?

IT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS
WHEN I COME HOME,

AND I FIND OUT THAT YOU GUYS
HAVE DONE SOMETHING --

IT WAS ONLY ONE CLASS.

DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER CLASSES
THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?

WE'RE GONNA HAVE HIS PARTY --
A BIG PARTY.

THAT'S IT.

KATHY AND CRISTINA
ALWAYS THINK THAT THEY CAN

PUT THEIR TWO CENTS IN,
BUT I DON'T ROLL LIKE THAT.

YOU WANT A BIG PARTY?
THEN, WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY YOU'RE INVOLVED

IN THIS WHOLE SITUATION.

I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE INVOLVED.

Jason:
WATCH YOUR STEP.

Sunhe: OH, MY.

IF HE DID ALL THIS TO
IMPRESS ME, IT DIDN'T WORK.

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♪♪

Cher: IT'S SO NICE OUT.
LIKE, THIS WEATHER IS AMAZING.

Dawn: IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT.
IT'S AMAZING.

YEAH.

♪♪

WAIT.
WHERE ARE WE GOING?

I FEEL LIKE WE'VE BEEN
WALKING FOREVER.

OH, I HAVE A SURPRISE
FOR YOU.

OH, MY GOSH.

I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU
TO SEE THIS.

I'M SO HAPPY
THAT JARED AND I

MOVED INTO
A TWO-BEDROOM APARTMENT.

AND NOW, WE HAVE SPACE
FOR THE BABY,

AND OF COURSE,
MY MOM, TOO.

TODAY, MY MOM HAS
A REALLY BIG SURPRISE FOR ME

TO HELP ME GET READY
FOR THE BABY,

AND I'M HOPING THAT IT'S
THE LUXURIOUS STROLLER

THAT I'VE BEEN
REALLY WANTING.

IT COMES WITH ALL
THE ACCESSORIES AND EVERYTHING,

SO I'M HOPING
THAT'S WHAT SHE GOT ME.

OH, MY GOSH.
WHAT IS THIS?

I WANT YOU TO TRY THE
LAMAZE CLASS.

OH, MY GOSH.

I TOLD YOU ALREADY
I WAS DOING AN EPIDURAL.

JARED AND I ALREADY
TALKED ABOUT THIS.

THERE'S NO REASON TO,
LIKE, HAVE TO DO THIS.

BUT JUST TRY IT AND SEE.

GET ALL THE
INFORMATION FIRST,

AND THEN,
YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF

WHETHER YOU WANT TO
DO THE EPIDURAL,

OR YOU WANT TO
DO IT ALL NATURAL.

I WANT CHER
TO GO ALL NATURAL.

THAT'S WHAT I DID.

THAT'S WHAT SHE
SHOULD DO.

NO.
SHE DOESN'T LIKE PAIN.

I HOPE SHE TRIES VERY HARD
TO GO NATURAL,

LIKE I DID --
TO BE LIKE ME!

[ LAUGHS ]

FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TRYING
TO MAKE ME LIKE YOU.

NO. NO.
I'M NOT.

FIRST, SEE WHAT
THIS IS ABOUT,

AND THEN, YOU CAN SEE
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

OKAY?
-OKAY. FINE.

THIS IS ANOTHER CASE WHERE JARED
AND MY MOM DON'T SEE EYE TO EYE.

BUT I KNOW MY MOM,
AND SHE'S NOT GONNA GIVE UP

UNTIL I HEAR HER OUT, SO I JUST
HAVE TO GIVE IT A CHANCE.

HI. WELCOME.
I'M JADA.

I'M DAWN.
AND CHER.

AND WE'RE HERE FOR THE CLASS.
AND WE'RE SO EXCITED.

WELL, COME ON IN.

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT JARED
WOULD BE ANNOYED

IF HE FOUND OUT
THAT MY MOM AND I

WERE TAKING
THIS LAMAZE CLASS TOGETHER.

SO, I ALWAYS LIKE TO START
BY HEARING A LITTLE BIT ABOUT --

WHAT DO YOU HOPE MOST
TO GET OUT OF THIS CLASS?

WE'RE JUST HERE TO LEARN
HOW TO HAVE A NATURAL BIRTH.

AND I'M REALLY JUST HERE
TO SUPPORT HER, AND MAKE SURE

THAT WE'RE BOTH KIND OF PREPARED
FOR WHAT'S AHEAD OF US.

MY HUSBAND AND I
WERE ORIGINALLY PLANNING

ON DOING AN EPIDURAL FOR IT,

JUST 'CAUSE I DON'T
HANDLE PAIN VERY WELL.

BUT MY MOM WAS
VERY PRO-NATURAL.

IF YOU DO HAVE AN EPIDURAL -- IF
THAT'S WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO DO --

ONE OF THE ISSUES WITH IT
IS THAT FOR PUSHING,

YOU CAN'T FEEL IT
AS STRONGLY...

YOU CAN'T FEEL IT...

SO, IF YOU DON'T HAVE THAT --
-...AS STRONGLY.

AS STRONGLY.

ARE YOU PLANNING TO GO TO
THE BIRTH, AS WELL?

OH, YES!
DEFINITELY.

SHE WANTS ME IN THE ROOM
WHEN SHE'S DELIVERING.

SO, IS THE FATHER COMING
TO THE BIRTH, AS WELL?

WHAT'S...?

OH, YEAH.
NO, OF COURSE.

HE IS VERY EXCITED
ABOUT THE BIRTH.

WE WERE ACTUALLY
PLANNING ON DOING

A BIRTHING CLASS OURSELVES,
BUT SHE KIND OF BEAT HIM TO IT.

SO, I DON'T KNOW
HOW HE'S GONNA FEEL

ABOUT THE FACT THAT
WE'RE DOING ONE TOGETHER.

I'VE BEEN TEACHING CHILDBIRTH
CLASSES FOR, YOU KNOW, 15 YEARS.

I'VE NEVER HAD A MOM COME IN
WITH HER PREGNANT DAUGHTER.

I DON'T THINK I WOULD TAKE MY
DAUGHTER TO A CHILDBIRTH CLASS,

AND KIND OF BE THE ONE TO GO
INSTEAD OF HER PARTNER.

TO ME, ONE OF THE GREAT PARTS
OF CHILDBIRTH CLASS

IS THE BONDING EXPERIENCE
OF CONNECTING

WITH YOUR PARTNER
IN PREPARATION.

I'LL BE VERY CURIOUS
TO SEE HOW HE REACTS.

SO, IF I HAD YOU GUYS
TURN TO EACH OTHER...

MAYBE HOLD HANDS.

HOLD HANDS, AND LOOK
AT EACH OTHER IN THE EYE,

AND JUST GAZE DEEPLY,
CONNECTING,

FEELING THAT CONNECTION.

AH, JUST LOVE YOU
LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.

I LOVE YOU.

♪♪

IT'S VERY WEIRD TO TAKE
THIS CLASS WITH MY MOM.

I FEEL LIKE I'M SUPPOSED
TO DO THIS WITH JARED,

AND NOT REALLY
WITH MY MOM.

I FEEL LIKE THE OTHER COUPLE
IS STARING AT US, AND LIKE,

"WHY IS SHE HERE?
LIKE, WHERE IS HER HUSBAND?"

SO, IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD.

Jada: ACTUALLY, LET'S GET UP,
AND DO A FEW THINGS TOGETHER.

'CAUSE I THINK
THAT WILL BE USEFUL.

ALRIGHT.

NOW, SOME PEOPLE FEEL THAT
THE PAIN IS TOO INTENSE TO MOVE,

BUT OTHER PEOPLE
RESPOND DIFFERENTLY.

AND FOR THEM, REALLY,
A LOT OF ROCKING AND ROLLING,

OR, LIKE I SAID,
I MEAN, REALLY...

[ IMITATES GROANING ]

...DOWN HERE, IS WHAT
THEY NEED TO BE DOING.

EVERYBODY HAS
THEIR OWN WAY.

SO, ONE POSE
THAT'S REALLY HELPFUL

IS WHAT WE KIND OF CALL
"THE SLOW DANCE."

SO, WE'RE GONNA CONNECT.
TURN TO YOUR PARTNER.

AND YOU'RE GONNA PUT YOUR ARMS
WHEREVER FEELS GOOD.

AND THEN, YOU CAN JUST KIND OF
OPEN YOUR FEET

REALLY NICE AND WIDE.

AND LET'S JUST ROCK
BACK AND FORTH.

RIGHT?

ANYTHING THAT GETS
MOTION AND RHYTHM.

Natalie: I'M JUST CURIOUS
WHAT HER HUSBAND

THINKS ABOUT THE MOM
DOING THE CLASS.

I KNOW IT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU
WANT TO DO WITH YOUR PARTNER,

BECAUSE IT'S
KIND OF INTIMATE.

Noah: I GET THE IMPRESSION
HE'S USED TO HER MOM

BEING UP IN THEIR BUSINESS.
BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

THAT'S TRUE.

Jada: WE CALL IT
"THE BUTT PRESS."

YOU CAN BE LIKE
"HARDER," "SOFTER."

Cher:
THAT'S A LITTLE TOO HARD.

THAT WAS AMAZING.

SHE JUST GAVE --
SHE GAVE FEEDBACK.

WAIT TILL SHE'S IN LABOR,
AND SHE STARTS SCREAMING AT ME.

SO, ALL FOURS IS ANOTHER
REALLY GOOD POSITION,

IF YOU GUYS
WANT TO TRY.

SO, THIS SCARF, WE CAN EITHER
JUST USE THIS FOR PRESSURE,

OR WE CAN DO
A LITTLE ROCK AND ROLL.

A LITTLE TUSHY ROLL.

ANYTHING THAT SHE CAN FIND
THAT'S RHYTHMIC...

THAT'S SOOTHING.
EXACTLY.

I DO THINK THAT CHER IS
A LITTLE MORE OPEN-MINDED

ABOUT THE LAMAZE CLASS.

WE DO EVERYTHING
ELSE THE SAME.

WE SHOULD DELIVER BABIES
THE SAME, TOO.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I THINK THE BALL
IS REALLY GREAT.

Jada:
BALL IS REALLY GREAT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING TODAY.

-THANK YOU.
-YEAH.

WHEN JARED FINDS OUT
THAT MY MOM TOOK ME

TO A LAMAZE CLASS,
HE'S GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED

THAT HE WASN'T
INVOLVED IN THIS.

♪♪

Kathy: WHAT'S UP, SWEETIE?
GIVE ME A KISS.

GRANDMA.

OOH, SMELLS GOOD.
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?

Cristina:
BUT LOOK AT YOUR BACON.
DOESN'T IT LOOK FUNNY?

OH, YEAH.
IT DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

♪♪

I HAD THE COMMUNION
MEETING LAST NIGHT.

YEAH.
WHAT'D THEY SAY?

THEY WENT OVER EVERYTHING,
BUT YOU HAVE TO HELP ME CONVINCE

CARLO TO GET
A SMALL PARTY.

'CAUSE HE WANTS TO HAVE
THIS HUGE BLOWOUT,

AND NOT --
-WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.

Cristina: MY SON CROSS'S
FIRST COMMUNION IS COMING UP,

WHICH IS A MILESTONE
FOR ITALIAN CATHOLICS.

SO, OF COURSE,
WE ARE PLANNING A PARTY.

YEAH, WE HAVE TO.
IT'S A CELEBRATION.

EXCEPT CARLO'S STICKING HIS NOSE
IN OUR BUSINESS THIS TIME.

Cristina: HE WANTS ME
TO THROW A HUGE PARTY --

150 PEOPLE, A DEEJAY,
A WHOLE SHEBANG.

IT'S RIDICULOUS.

WE WERE HOPING TO KEEP IT SMALL
BECAUSE A BIG PARTY WOULD BE

A LOT OF WORK FOR A BUNCH
OF PEOPLE THAT DON'T LIKE US.

AND AT THE LAST PARTY, CARLO HAD
A FISTFIGHT WITH HIS BROTHER.

WHY TAKE THE RISK?

I NEED YOUR HELP.

OH, HE'S NOT --
HE'S GONNA GET MAD AT ME.

WHO CARES?
JUST DO IT.

HERE. SEE IF THIS WORKS.I'M ALWAYS BUTTING IN.

I KNOW,
BUT IT'S A BIG PROBLEM.

HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE
HALF OF HIS RELATIVES.

PLEASE. DON'T EVEN
GET ME STARTED.

I KNOW.
IT'S PROBABLY HIM RIGHT NOW.

I'M ALWAYS THE BEARER
OF THE BAD NEWS.

TELL HIM THAT, IF YOU DON'T HAVE
A COMMUNION PARTY,

HE'LL GET MORE SEX.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT'S SOMETHING THAT
HE WOULD REALLY,

REALLY LIKE YOU
TO DO OR WEAR?

I DON'T KNOW.

HE KEEPS BUYING ME
ALL THIS LINGERIE.

HE'S LIKE,
"YOU GONNA PUT THAT ON?"

I'M LIKE,
"NO. GO AWAY."

WHAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT
THE RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MOM --

I LOVE THAT I KNOW I CAN
TALK TO HER ABOUT ANYTHING.

THERE'S NOTHING
THAT'S OFF-LIMITS.

HOW ABOUT THIS?
YOU GO AWAY FOR A WEEKEND --

A SEX WEEKEND.

A SEX WEEKEND?

A WEEKEND FULL OF SEX.

YOU HAVE WEEKENDS
FULL OF SEX.

I DON'T HAVE WEEKENDS
FULL OF SEX.

WHAT?

MAYBE YOU'D BE
A LITTLE LESS CRABBY

IF YOU HAD WEEKENDS
FULL OF SEX.

PROBABLY.

WE TALK ABOUT SEX. SHE'LL TELL
ME IF SHE'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW,

NOT UP FOR IT,
OR IF SHE, YOU KNOW,

KNOWS THAT,
"UH-OH, THIS IS THE NIGHT.

GOT TO DO IT TONIGHT.
HAVEN'T DONE IT IN A WHILE."

YOU KNOW, YEAH,
SHE'LL DO THAT.

LIKE, IF WE KNOW
FROM SOMEBODY

THAT SOMEBODY'S BEEN
WITH SOMEBODY

THAT HAS A CERTAIN SIZE...

PENIS,
WE TALK ABOUT IT.

I DON'T KNOW IF ALL MOTHERS
AND DAUGHTERS TALK ABOUT IT.

THEY PROBABLY DON'T.

BUT SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND,
YOU KNOW, NOT MY DAUGHTER.

"HOW ABOUT WE GO AWAY,

AND HAVE A WEEKEND
FULL OF HOT..."

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, MY GOD.
HE'S GONNA KNOW YOU'RE LYING.

I'M GONNA SAY,
"IT'S MY MOM'S IDEA."

THAT WAY, HE'LL THINK
I'M ON HIS SIDE.

[ TEXT MESSAGE SENDS ]

MY GOD, IT'S --[ PHONE CHIMES ]

UH-OH, HERE IT COMES.

"SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
LET'S GO."

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT MEN.

WHAT?

MEN ARE LIKE FLOORS.

IF YOU LAY THEM RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME,

YOU CAN WALK ALL OVER THEM
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

MOM, THAT SAYING'S FROM,
LIKE, WHEN?

SHE'S ALWAYS GIVING
ADVICE ON, LIKE,

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO
TO KEEP YOUR MAN HAPPY.

LET'S LEAVE IT
AT THAT.

YEAH.

PERIOD.

OH, MY GOD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
I JUST WROTE THAT.

WHAT?
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HE'S GONNA THINK YOU'RE DRINKING
IN THE AFTERNOON.

HE'S GONNA CALL CROSS,
AND BE LIKE, "IS MOMMY DRUNK?"

"IS MOMMY DRINKING?"

CARLO IS SO DEAD SET
ON HAVING THIS BIG PARTY.

I DON'T THINK THERE'S
ANY AMOUNT OF SEX

THAT WOULD CHANGE HIS MIND.

IF I DON'T TALK HIM OUT
OF THIS PARTY,

AND CARLO'S FAMILY
AND MY MOM AND I

ARE ALL IN THE SAME ROOM,
IT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM,

BECAUSE THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE
ME AND MY MOM.

Girl: YOU ARE
THE BEST MOM EVER.

-OH, THANKS.
-WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND?

-GRANDMA!
-YAY!

I'M A GRANDMA
WHEN WE'RE AT HOME,

AND WHEN WE'RE IN THE STORE,
YOU CALL ME "AUNTIE KATHY."

WHO WANTS ME
TO GET THEM DRESSED?

-ME!
-ME!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA WEAR?
MATCHING OUTFITS?

-NO!
-YES.

YOU GUYS PLANNED
THIS WHOLE THING,

AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN
TELL ME THAT?

Jared:
THIS IS MY CHILD, TOO.

DAWN CAN'T EXCLUDE ME
FROM THE DECISION-MAKING.

WHERE WILL I FIT IN?

HE WANTS TO TALK
TO YOU AND I.

GOING TO HIS HOUSE TONIGHT
IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY

TO BREAK UP WITH HIM.

Sunhe: BREAKING UP WITH JASON
IS THE BEST THING FOR HER.

THE WAIT IS OVER.

NO MORE JASON.

♪♪

Sunhe: BABY!

Angelica: MOMMY!

OH, MY GOSH.

SO GOOD TO
BE HOME AGAIN.

WHAT YOU MAKING?

YOUR FAVORITE.

FRENCH TOAST.
YUMMY.

MY MOM IS FINALLY BACK
FROM OMAHA.

I SPENT A FEW DAYS WITH MY MOM
AND HER FIANCE, BRETT,

JUST TO CLEAR MY MIND,
SEE WHAT I WANT WITH JASON,

IF I STILL WANT TO BE
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.

THE TIME AWAY FROM JASON,
AND BEING WITH MY MOM,

HAS REALLY OPENED MY EYES,

AND MADE IT VERY CLEAR
TO ME WHAT I WANT.

I WANT YOU TO FIND
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE,

SOMEONE THAT CAN MIMIC
OUR RELATIONSHIP,

SOMEONE YOU COULD JUST
BE COMPLETELY YOURSELF,

WHO WILL LOVE YOU
NO MATTER WHAT.

LIKE YOU?

WHEN I LEFT OMAHA, I WAS READY
TO BREAK UP WITH JASON.

BUT I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
TO ACTUALLY HAVE

THE CONVERSATION WITH HIM
FACE-TO-FACE.

THANKS FOR COOKING FOR ME.OF COURSE.

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HUNGRY.

VERY GOOD.

[ CELLPHONE BUZZES ]

OH. JASON'S CALLING ME.

[ BUZZING STOPS ]

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
ANSWER THE PHONE?

NO.

SO, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
BREAK UP WITH HIM?

I MEAN, I DIDN'T THINK I WAS
GONNA DO IT, LIKE, RIGHT AWAY.

WHY NOT?

'CAUSE YOU EITHER WANT TO BE
WITH HIM OR YOU DON'T.

HMM.

WHY ARE YOU SMILING?

'CAUSE I DON'T THINK
HE'S THE GUY FOR YOU.

ANGELICA SAID THAT SHE WANTS
TO BREAK THINGS OFF WITH JASON,

BUT I'M NOT SURPRISED
THAT SHE HASN'T DONE IT YET.

I WANT TO MAKE CERTAIN THAT
SHE DOESN'T CHANGE HER MIND.

WHEN I KNEW THAT YOU GUYS
WERE GETTING SERIOUS,

I SAID,
"OH, HELL, NO."

I'M SERIOUS.
I SAID, "OH, HELL, NO.

PLEASE, LORD, DON'T,
DON'T, DON'T, DON'T."

AND I KNOW YOU'VE
BEEN RIGHT, MOM.

YOU'VE BEEN RIGHT
ABOUT EVERYTHING WITH HIM.

I KNOW BREAKING THINGS OFF
WITH HIM IS GONNA BE DIFFICULT.

BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I'M PROUD OF YOU

FOR REALLY THINKING THIS OUT,

AND MAKING A DECISION
THAT'S BEST FOR YOU.

WHY DON'T I JUST GET A DOG?

[ LAUGHS ]

MY FEET HURT
FROM TRAVELING.

LET ME RUB YOUR FEET.

OH, GOD,
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

THANKS, BABY.

[ CELLPHONE BUZZES ]

[ SIGHS ]

HMM.

HE SAID, "THE REASON
I WAS CALLING..."

HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU AND I,
AND GO TO HIS HOUSE AFTER WORK.

HUH.

I'M REALLY WONDERING
WHAT HE HAS TO SAY

THAT HE HAD TO INVITE THE BOTH
OF US OVER TO HIS PLACE.

AND I'M HERE
TO SUPPORT ANGELICA,

AND GIVE HER STRENGTH.

SHE IS GOING TO BREAK UP
WITH JASON,

NO MATTER WHAT SITUATION.

♪♪

GOING TO HIS HOUSE TONIGHT
IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY

TO BREAK UP WITH HIM.

♪♪

WILL YOU GO WITH ME?

DID YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?

OKAY.

BREAKING UP WITH JASON
IS THE BEST THING FOR HER.

THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME
COMING, AND THE WAIT IS OVER.

AND IT'LL BE JUST
YOU AND I AGAIN.

NO MORE JASON.

OKAY?

OKAY.

♪♪

SO, WHEN -- WHEN DO YOU
THINK JARED WILL BE HERE?

HE JUST TEXTED ME
THAT HE IS ON HIS WAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA SAY
ABOUT ALL OF THIS FROM TODAY.

AFTER THE LAMAZE CLASS,
I FEEL A LOT MORE OPEN TO IT,

AND I FEEL LIKE
IT WAS REALLY NICE,

'CAUSE IT ALLOWED MY MOM
TO SHARE

A REALLY IMPORTANT
EXPERIENCE WITH ME.

AND I FEEL LIKE IT
KIND OF MADE US CLOSER

TO BE ABLE TO
DO MOM THINGS.

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER THING
WE GET TO SHARE, NOW.

-HEY, GUYS.
-OH!

-GRANT.
-GRANT!

-HI.
-HEY!

-HI, SWEETHEART!
-HOW ARE YOU?

Grant: SO, MY MOM VISITS
ALL THE TIME,

AND EVEN MORE SO
NOW THAT MY SISTER'S PREGNANT.

-CHER!
-HI, GRANTY.

Grant: YOUR BELLY'S
GETTING BIG.

FORTUNATELY, FOR ME,
SHE NEVER STAYS WITH ME.

SHE ONLY STAYS WITH MY SISTER,
CHER, WHEN SHE COMES.

IT'S PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT
CHALLENGING FOR JARED

TO HAVE MY MOM,
YOU KNOW,

INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING
THAT THEY'RE DOING.

WHAT'D YOU GUYS DO TODAY?

Cher: WELL...

I SURPRISED CHER, AND I
TOOK HER TO A LAMAZE CLASS.

LAMAZE CLASS.

'CAUSE I WANTED HER TO GET
INFORMATION ON IT,

TO MAKE HER OWN DECISION --
EDUCATIONAL DECISION.

YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO MAKE MY OWN DECISION.

YOU WANT ME TO MAKE
YOUR DECISION.

WELL, I WANTED HER
TO HEAR HOW IT IS

TO HAVE A NATURAL CHILDBIRTH
WITHOUT HAVING AN EPIDURAL.

EVEN THOUGH MY WHOLE FAMILY
ARE DOCTORS,

MY MOM SEEMS TO BE CONVINCED
THAT SHE KNOWS BEST.

BUT THERE'S A LITTLE BIT MORE
TO KNOW THAT YOU TEND

TO LEARN IN MEDICAL SCHOOL
THAT SHE MAY HAVE MISSED OUT ON.

LAMAZE CLASS IS MORE
LIKE BREATHING EXERCISES

WITH YOUR PARTNER.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO,
YOU KNOW -- RIGHT?

ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY GO THROUGH?
-YEAH.

YOU ACTED AS CHER'S PARTNER
IN DELIVERING?

YES. WE HAD TO SIT --

YOU'D THINK THAT
THE PRACTICE

OF GIVING BIRTH
WOULD BE WITH YOUR HUSBAND.

YEAH.
THIS WAS MY PARTNER.

THE OTHER GIRL
DIDN'T BRING HER MOM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

CHER SAID I CAN BE THERE
FOR MORAL SUPPORT,

WHICH I'M PLANNING
TO BE THERE.

'CAUSE YOU ALWAYS WANT YOUR MOM,
ALSO, WHEN YOU'RE DE--

YOU KNOW.WHEN YOU'RE DELIVERING?

I FEEL LIKE WHEN
CHER'S DELIVERING,

I FEEL LIKE SHE'S GONNA
WANT JARED TO BE

THE ONE HOLDING HER...

JARED WILL
BE THERE, TOO.

...THE ONE HELPING
HER BREATHE.

Grant: IT'S A LITTLE BIT STRANGE
THAT MY MOM IS THE ONE

TO BE TAKING CHER
TO AN INTIMATE CLASS.

YOU KNOW, HONESTLY,
IT'S KIND OF SOMETHING

THAT REALLY SHOULD BE DONE
BETWEEN A WOMAN AND HER PARTNER.

IT MAY BE A LITTLE TOO MUCH,
OR OVERSTEPPING HER BOUNDARIES.

WHAT DOES JARED THINK ABOUT YOU
GOING IN HIS PLACE, ESSENTIALLY?

I HAVE EXPERIENCE.

LOOK, I HAD YOU.
-HE DOESN'T KNOW YET.

I HAD CHAD.
I HAD CHER.

HE DOESN'T KNOW MOM
WENT FOR THE --

YOU GUYS WENT TO
LAMAZE TODAY?

IT WAS A SURPRISE.
IT WAS A SURPRISE.

Cher: I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
TO TELL JARED

THAT WE WENT TO
A LAMAZE CLASS TODAY

BECAUSE I'M SURE THAT

HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE WANTED
TO BE INCLUDED.

AND ALSO,
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT,

YOU KNOW,
IF WE DECIDED TO DO IT,

IT'S SOMETHING, USUALLY,
YOU KNOW, COUPLES DO TOGETHER.

BUT INSTEAD,
I DID IT WITH MY MOM.

HI, JARED!

HI!

OH, I HAD SUCH
A CRAZY DAY AT WORK.

-I BET.
-YEAH?

I HAD A LONG DAY
AT WORK.

YEAH.
I'M GLAD IT'S OVER.

READY FOR THE WEEKEND.

YIPPEE!

SO, WHAT'D YOU GUYS
DO TODAY?

WELL, I SURPRISED
CHER TODAY...

BY TAKING HER TO
A LAMAZE CLASS.

I THOUGHT WE DISCUSSED DOING --
YOU WERE GONNA HAVE AN EPIDURAL.

WE DID.

YOU GUYS PLANNED
THIS WHOLE THING,

AND YOU DIDN'T
EVEN TELL ME THAT?

I DIDN'T PLAN IT.
I DIDN'T KNOW.

IT WAS A SURPRISE.IT WAS A TOTAL SURPRISE FOR ME.

IT WAS ONLY ONE CLASS.

CHER AND HAD ALREADY TALKED
ABOUT OUR BIRTH PLAN,

WHICH WAS HER WANTING
TO GET THE EPIDURAL,

AND NOT DOING
A NATURAL BIRTH.

SO, I'M PRETTY ANNOYED THAT
THEY WENT TO A LAMAZE CLASS

WITHOUT TALKING TO ME.

DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER
CLASSES PLANNED, OR,

THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?

USUALLY,
I DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

I PICK MY BATTLES.

BUT, YOU KNOW,
THIS IS MY CHILD, TOO.

DAWN CAN'T EXCLUDE ME
FROM THE DECISION-MAKING

JUST BY TAKING CHER AWAY
WHEN I'M AT WORK.

I FELT THAT THIS CLASS
WOULD GET HER INVOLVED,

AND MAYBE INTERESTED, INSTEAD
OF BEING SO CLOSE-MINDED.

OF COURSE, SHE COULD ALWAYS
DO THE EPIDURAL

IF SHE CAN'T TAKE IT.
BUT AT LEAST TRY.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.

SOMETIMES,
YOU GET PAST THE POINT

WHERE YOU CAN GET
AN EPIDURAL SAFELY.

RIGHT?

IF YOU GO TOO FAR ALONG
IN THE CONTRACTIONS,

AND THE PREGNANCY,
IF YOU'RE DILATED TOO MUCH,

THEN, IT'S A LITTLE BIT TOO LATE
TO ACTUALLY HAVE THE EPIDURAL.

I JUST WANTED HER
TO BE INFORMATIVE OF IT,

TO HEAR EVERYTHING,
TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND,

INSTEAD OF HAVING
A CLOSED MIND.

THE FACT THAT HER MOM
WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE CHER

OF DOING A BIRTH NATURALLY
BY TAKING HER TO THIS CLASS

THAT I WASN'T EVEN AWARE OF

JUST KIND OF FELT LIKE DAWN
WAS GOING BEHIND MY BACK.

♪♪

I KNOW YOU'RE CARRYING
A BABY,

BUT I'M JUST AS MUCH
IN THIS AS YOU ARE.

I AGREE.
I AGREE WITH YOU.

AND THIS TENDS TO ONLY HAPPEN
WHEN YOU COME UP HERE.

♪♪

YOU KNOW,
IT'S DIFFERENT FOR ME.

I HAVE TO NOW KNOW THAT,
YOU KNOW, YOU ARE A COUPLE,

AND AT TIMES IT'S HARD.

LIKE, THE BABY WILL COME
BEFORE ME,

AND THIS IS JUST,
LIKE, A PART OF --

IT'S LIKE THE BEGINNING
OF WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

I DON'T THINK ANYTHING'S
GONNA CHANGE BETWEEN US.

IT'S DEFINITELY
GONNA CHANGE.

IT'S DEFINITELY
GOING TO CHANGE.

IT KIND OF EVEN HURTS ME
TO THINK ABOUT IT,

BUT IT'S DEFINITELY
GOING TO CHANGE,

BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE THIS BABY.

OF COURSE, YOU LOVE ME,

BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA REALLY
HAVE THE TIME FOR ME.

WHERE WILL I FIT IN?

♪♪

I DON'T KNOW WHERE
I FIT IN NOW, EVEN.

LIKE, YOU'RE YELLING
AT ME ABOUT --

YOU KNOW,
A LITTLE UPSET AT ME

THAT I TOOK HER TO
THIS LAMAZE CLASS.

OF COURSE I MEAN WELL,
BUT IT'S KIND OF HARD,

BECAUSE, LIKE,
WHERE WILL I FIT IN?

YOU'RE YELLING
AT ME ABOUT --

YOU KNOW,
A LITTLE UPSET AT ME

THAT I TOOK HER TO
THIS LAMAZE CLASS.

OF COURSE I MEAN WELL,
BUT IT'S KIND OF HARD

BECAUSE, LIKE,
WHERE WILL I FIT IN?

IT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS
WHEN I GO TO WORK,

I'M OPERATING ALL DAY,
I CAN'T GET TO MY PHONE.

AND THEN, I COME HOME,

AND I FIND OUT THAT YOU GUYS
HAVE DONE SOMETHING

REGARDING THE BABY,

AND REGARDING, LIKE,
OUR PREGNANCY.

AM I RIGHT?
BACK ME UP HERE.

RIGHT, BUT IF I
TOLD YOU ABOUT IT,

YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN
CLOSED-MINDED,

AND NOT ALLOWED HER, OR NOT
WANTED HER TO EVEN TRY IT.

WELL, WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN
CLOSED-MINDED ABOUT ANYTHING?

I DON'T WANT YOU
TO BE UPSET.

WELL, I WOULD JUST
APPRECIATE IT

IF YOU KEEP ME IN THE LOOP
FOR THESE DECISIONS

THAT ARE GONNA
AFFECT OUR BABY.

I WANT YOU A PART
OF THIS BIRTH,

AND I WANT YOU TO BE INVOLVED
AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

SO, I LOVE THAT YOU ARE
TRYING TO THINK OF THINGS,

BUT, YOU KNOW,
THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS

THAT WE'VE GOT TO DECIDE
ON OUR OWN, TOO.

I DO FEEL BAD
THAT CHER AND JARED FEEL

THAT, MAYBE,
I MESSED UP THIS TIME,

AND I DIDN'T INCLUDE HIM
IN THE LAMAZE CLASS.

AND MAYBE I OVERSTEPPED
MY BOUNDARIES,

BUT MY HEART WAS THERE,
AND I MEANT WELL.

IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHERE
MY BOUNDARIES ARE, SOMETIMES.

LIKE, THE BABY
WILL COME BEFORE ME.

I KNOW YOU LOVE ME,

AND I KNOW THAT I'LL ALWAYS
BE PART OF YOUR LIFE,

BUT I HAVE TO FIND
WHERE I'M GONNA FIT IN

TO THIS WHOLE SITUATION
WHEN THE TIME COMES.

YOU'LL FIT IN AS THE MIMI.
YOU'RE THE ONLY MIMI.

I KNOW. BUT IT'S JUST
GONNA BE DIFFERENT, I FEEL.

Dawn: I GET EMOTIONAL
WHEN I THINK ABOUT

HOW THINGS ARE GONNA BE
ONCE THE BABY IS BORN.

CHER AND MY RELATIONSHIP
IS EXTREMELY CLOSE.

AND NOW, SHE HAS
HER OWN FAMILY,

SO SHE WON'T BE CALLING ME
AS MUCH ANYMORE,

OR ASKING ME MY OPINION
AS MUCH ANYMORE.

SO, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT MY LIFE WILL BE LIKE.

IT'LL BE LONELY,
I FEEL, MAYBE.

YOU KNOW,
WE'RE INSEPARABLE.

WE'RE SO CLOSE.

AND NOW, LIKE, THE BABY
WILL COME, AND --

WE'LL BE
THE THREE MUSKETEERS.

ME, YOU --
THE THREE OF US.

IT'S GOING BE
THE THREE MUSKETEERS,

AND THEN, ME OVER HERE,
TRYING TO COME IN.

I WANT MY MOM WITH ME
IN THE DELIVERY ROOM,

AND I ALSO WOULD LOVE HER
HELP AFTER THE BABY COMES.

BUT IF JARED
FEELS EXCLUDED AGAIN,

THEN, HE MIGHT NOT WANT
MY MOM HERE AS MUCH.

I REALLY DON'T WANT IT
TO COME TO THAT,

SO, MAYBE SHE NEEDS
TO TAKE A STEP BACK.

I THINK THAT, IF IT'S GONNA
WORK OUT FOR EVERYBODY,

WE ALL NEED TO MAKE SURE
WE ARE PUTTING THE BABY FIRST,

AND OURSELVES SECOND.

Jared: I REALLY FEEL BAD
SEEING DAWN THIS UPSET,

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA
DO IF THIS KEEPS HAPPENING.

AS AN UP-AND-COMING DAD,

I HAVE TO DO
WHAT'S RIGHT FOR MY FAMILY.

SO, IF DAWN COMES BETWEEN
WHAT WE ARE TRYING TO BUILD,

I WILL FIGHT IT
UNTIL THE VERY END.

♪♪

Cristina: WHAT COLOR ARE
YOU GONNA GET ON YOUR NAILS?

YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE BEEN DOING THIS WHITE.

I KNOW. I WAS GONNA TELL YOU
YOU NEED TO CHANGE IT UP.

REALLY?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M SO SICK OF
THE WHOLE NAIL THING.

-I KNOW.
-I'M SICK OF GETTING
MY NAILS DONE.

IT'S ALL I DO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THE COMMUNION PARTY?

UM...

I STILL DON'T KNOW.

THIS IS HOW
IT ALWAYS GOES --

CARLO AND CRISTINA
GET INTO A DISAGREEMENT,

AND I HAVE TO STEP IN
AND SOLVE IT FOR THEM.

AT THIS POINT,
IT SEEMS LIKE CARLO'S

GETTING THE BIG
COMMUNION PARTY FOR CROSS,

AND HE'S ALSO GETTING
THE SEX WEEKEND.

I MEAN, WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THIS?

I THINK I NEED TO
STEP IN ON THIS ONE.

HE STILL WANTS
THE HUGE PARTY.

I WANT THE SMALL ONE.

I GET IT, CRISTINA,

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TIME
TO PLAY AROUND WITH THIS.

IF WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BIG PARTY,
WE HAVE TO GET ON THIS.

I DON'T WANT TO THROW
SOME HALF-ASSED...

NO, I AGREE WITH YOU, BUT
HE'S NOT COMPROMISING AT ALL.

HE JUST KEEPS SAYING "BIG."

I KEEP SAYING "SMALL."
THERE'S NO AGREEMENT.

I THINK IT'S
TOO MUCH WORK.

IT'S VERY COSTLY.

I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH
DRAMA WITH THE FAMILY.

I MEAN, THERE'S, LIKE,
A MILLION REASONS WHY

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
A BIG PARTY.

Kathy: WE THROW A LOT
OF BIG PARTIES,

AND IT'S A LOT OF WEAR AND TEAR
ON ME AND CRISTINA.

WE RUN AROUND, WE SPEND A LOT
OF MONEY, AND AFTERWARDS,

WE'RE ALWAYS LIKE,
"UGH, WAS IT NECESSARY?"

'CAUSE WE'RE BEAT UP
AFTER THE PARTY.

WHY DON'T WE JUST SKIP THE NAIL
PLACE, AND GO OVER THERE --

NO!...AND SETTLE THIS.

LET'S GO TO THE PIZZA PLACE,
AND GET THIS OVER WITH.

NO. I WENT THERE LAST WEEK,
AND SAID ONE THING TO HIM

WHILE HE WAS WORKING,
AND HE GOT PISSED.

THE LAST THING I NEED TO DO
IS GO THERE TODAY,

AND HIM GET PISSED AT ME
WHILE HE'S WORKING.

I KNOW, BUT I DON'T
WANT TO WAIT.

I DON'T WANT TO WAIT ON THIS.
THIS IS JUST DUMB.

I WANT TO
TALK ABOUT IT.

I WANT A DECISION
ON THIS.

FINE!
FINE.

FINE.

EVERY TIME I GO VISIT CARLO
AT THE PIZZA PLACE

WHILE HE'S WORKING,
HE BASICALLY KICKS ME OUT,

AND TELLS ME
TO GO "F" MYSELF.

SO, AMBUSHING HIM RIGHT NOW
IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

BUT RIGHT NOW,
MY MOM DOESN'T CARE.

I JUST WANT TO GO
GET MY NAILS DONE.

HONEY, I'M HERE.

Kathy:
AND I'M WITH HER.

WHAT'S UP?

Carlo: WHEN I'M AT WORK,
I LIKE TO DO MY OWN THING.

I DON'T LIKE TO BE INTERRUPTED.
I'M IN A ZONE.

WHEN KATHY AND CRISTINA
COME HERE, YOU KNOW,

IT MAKES IT A LITTLE BIT
DIFFICULT FOR ME

TO GET MY THINGS DONE.

YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T LIKE
TO BE BOTHERED.

Cristina:
SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?

JUST WORKING.

I WAS GOING TO GET
MY NAILS DONE.

SHE SAID WE COULDN'T GO
GET OUR NAILS DONE

BECAUSE WE STILL HAVEN'T DECIDED
ABOUT THE COMMUNION PARTY.

I TOLD YOU WHAT
THE SITUATION WAS.

I STILL DON'T WANT
TO HAVE A BIG PARTY.

I DON'T CARE WHAT
YOU WANT TO HAVE.

I TOLD YOU WHAT
WE'RE GONNA DO.

WE NEED TO SERIOUSLY
TALK ABOUT IT,

AND YOU KEEP BLOWING ME OFF
'CAUSE YOU'RE BUSY.

OKAY, WELL...

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
A BIG PARTY.

I DON'T WANT TO
SPEND THE MONEY.

I DON'T WANT TO DEAL
WITH THE PEOPLE.

I MEAN...

WHAT'S THE REASON YOU WANT
THIS BIG PARTY ANYWAY?

'CAUSE I WANT MY FAMILY
TO CELEBRATE FOR MY SON.

THAT'S IT.

I TOLD CRISTINA MANY TIMES

I'D LIKE TO HAVE A LARGE PARTY
FOR MY FAMILY,

HER FAMILY, YOU KNOW.

I'D LIKE TO SPEND TIME
WITH THE FAMILY

I DON'T GET TO SEE
AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE THIS PARTY --
A BIG PARTY.

THAT'S IT.

KATHY AND CRISTINA
ALWAYS THINK

THAT THEY COULD PUT
THEIR TWO CENTS IN

AFTER A DECISION'S BEEN MADE,
BUT I DON'T ROLL LIKE THAT.

SO, IT'S BIG PARTY,
AND THAT'S IT.

ALRIGHT.

YOU WON'T EVEN, LIKE,
SEE MY SIDE JUST A LITTLE BIT.

LIKE, "OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

MAYBE IT WOULD
BE NICE."

"YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAYBE" --

OH, OKAY. HERE, HERE.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

LET'S NOT GO OVERBOARD.

-NO!
-NO!

-NO!
-OKAY.

IF THERE'S A PARTY,
IT'S NOT GONNA BE JANKY.

DON'T PULL THIS [BLEEP] WITH ME.
NO.

YOU WANT A BIG PARTY,
THEN WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY YOU'RE INVOLVED

IN THIS WHOLE SITUATION.

I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE INVOLVED!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHY I'M INVOLVED?

I'M THE ONE WHO --
THOSE ARE MY KIDS.

I'M PAYING FOR IT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Carlo: IT'S BETWEEN
MY WIFE AND I,

NOT ME, MY WIFE,
AND MY MOTHER-IN-LAW.

I DON'T NEED HER INVOLVED.

THIS IS BETWEEN
HER AND I.

I TOLD HER
A MILLION TIMES --

NO, IT'S NOT
BETWEEN YOU AND HER!

IT IS BETWEEN HER AND I!

BECAUSE I END UP DOING
HALF THE [BLEEP] ANYWAY!

WELL, BLAME YOUR DAUGHTER
ON THAT.

THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.

I TOLD HER TO DEAL,
AND THAT'S IT.

I'M NOT ASKING YOUR PERMISSION
TO BE INVOLVED.

I'M INVOLVED.

IF I ALLOW YOU TO BE INVOLVED,
THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.

LISTEN! YOU ARE STUCK WITH ME!
YOU WANT TO BE IN THIS?

I'M INVOLVED, BABY.
I'M INVOLVED.

Kathy:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM.

IT'S LIKE CARLO
DOESN'T EVEN CARE.

WE'RE DOING ALL THIS WORK
FOR A BUNCH OF PEOPLE

THAT DON'T EVEN WANT
TO BE AROUND US.

IF WE THROW THIS PARTY,
AND ANYTHING HAPPENS

BETWEEN CARLO'S FAMILY
AND US,

I AM NOT GOING TO LET CARLO
HEAR THE END OF IT.

YOU GUYS GOT TO GO.
I GOT [BLEEP] TO DO.

LET'S GO.LET'S GO.

GOODBYE!

Cristina:
HE'S STUPID.

OKAY, WELL, HE WANTS A PARTY,
HE'LL GET HIS BIG

[BLEEP] PARTY.
OKAY?

ALRIGHT.

WE'RE GONNA THROW A BIG-ASS
BLOWOUT COMMUNION PARTY.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR,
'CAUSE, NOW, HE'S GONNA GET IT.

AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ONE COMPLAINT ALONG THE WAY.

YEAH. NOT ONE COMPLAINT ABOUT
THE MONEY, ABOUT ANYTHING.

TIME, WHEN WE'RE CRAZY,
WHEN WE'RE ARGUING

AND WE'RE YELLING
AT HIM.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT IT.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

I REALLY NEED TO
BREAK UP WITH HIM.

I HAVE THIS BIG, GRANDIOSE,
SHINDIG PLANNED.

DON'T LET ALL THIS
MAKE YOUR DECISION.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

ARE YOU READY
FOR THIS?

♪♪

♪♪

I THINK ANGELICA
IS PREPARING HERSELF,

MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY,
TO BREAK THINGS OFF WITH JASON.

♪♪

IT'S OKAY TO BE
IN A QUIET ZONE.

SHE'S MAKING
THE RIGHT DECISION.

♪♪

JASON DOESN'T TREAT
MY DAUGHTER

THE WAY SHE DESERVES
TO BE TREATED

AND I WANT HER
TO MOVE ON WITH HER LIFE.

I'M EXCITED THAT THE ROAD
HAS COME TO AN END FOR JASON.

[ LAUGHING ]

THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE.

[ CONTINUES LAUGHING ]

THAT SOUNDS SO MEAN,
BUT IT'S SO TRUE!

IT'S SO TRUE!

♪♪

WELL, WE'RE HERE.

[ SIGH ]

YOU'LL BE OKAY.

IF YOU'RE HERE
WITH ME.

♪♪

I REALLY THOUGHT THAT,
EVENTUALLY,

JASON WOULD GET RID
OF HIS EX'S BELONGINGS,

HE'D FINALIZE HIS DIVORCE,
BUT IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS

AND IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

♪♪

MY MOM HAS KNOWN THIS
CLEARLY ALL ALONG

AND SHE KNOWS
WHAT'S BEST FOR ME.

I LOVE JASON,
I REALLY DO,

BUT, AT THIS POINT,

I REALLY NEED
TO BREAK UP WITH HIM.

[ OUTRO PLAYS ]
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

[ DOOR CREAKS ]

HI, HONEY.

-HI.
-HI, SUNHE.

COME ON IN.

♪♪

I HAVE SOMETHING
I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU.

COME WITH ME.

I'M HOPING THAT ANGELICA
REMAINS STRONG

AND, NO MATTER WHAT JASON SAYS,

I HOPE ANGELICA WILL STAND FIRM
ON WHAT SHE'S GOING TO DO.

THERE'S NOTHING THAT HE COULD DO
TO PROVE HIMSELF TO ME.

I JUST DON'T TRUST HIM,

THAT HE HAS INTENTIONS
THAT ARE GOOD FOR ANGELICA.

I WANTED TO SHOW YOU.

ALL MY EX'S THINGS ARE
OUT OF THE CLOSET.

[ TENDER TUNE PLAYS ]

♪♪

NOW, YOU HAVE A PLACE
TO PUT YOUR THINGS,

LIKE YOU ALWAYS
SHOULD HAVE.

♪♪

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR JASON
TO TAKE CARE OF THIS

FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.

I WANNA BE HAPPY
ABOUT THIS,

BUT, I DON'T WANNA GO BACK
ON WHAT I HAVE TO DO.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO SAY.

HE CLEANED OUT
THE CLOSET, SURE,

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DIVORCE?

BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,
I HAVE ONE MORE THING

I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU.

COME WITH ME.

I'M TRYING TO SHOW
THAT I'M WILLING

AND I'M READY
TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP.

SO, I HAVE THIS BIG,
GRANDIOSE SHINDIG PLANNED

AND I'M VERY EXCITED.

WATCH YOUR STEP.

♪♪

OH, MY.

THANK YOU.

COME WITH ME.

♪♪

♪♪

HONEY, YOU KNOW
THAT I PROMISED

TO TAKE CARE
OF MY BAGGAGE, RIGHT?

MM-HMM.

THAT I PROMISED TO GET

ALL MY EX'S THINGS
OUT OF MY HOUSE?

THAT I PROMISED TO GET
THE DIVORCE FINALIZED?

MM-HMM.

WELL...

♪♪

WOULD YOU ACCEPT,
MY LOVE,

TO TAKE THINGS
THE NEXT STEP?

♪♪

[strangled] UH.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪♪

THIS FEELS
VERY STRANGE TO ME.

♪♪

I'M SO CONFUSED

BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SAY,
"WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

HE SAID, "WILL YOU
ACCEPT MY LOVE?"

THAT IS EXTREMELY
CONFUSING FOR ME.

♪♪

UM...

♪♪

UH...

I PROMISE?

♪♪

[ SUSPENSEFUL CHORDS STRIKE ]

♪♪

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪♪

WOULD YOU ACCEPT,
MY LOVE,

TO TAKE THINGS
THE NEXT STEP?

♪♪

I PROMISE?

[ GASP ]

[ SIGH ]

SEEING MY DAUGHTER
GETTING PROPOSED TO

IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT
I HAVE ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT,

BUT, FOR SOME REASON,
THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.

HE SAID, "I PROMISE."

WAS IT A PROPOSAL?

I'M SO CONFUSED.

[ TENDER TUNE PLAYS ]

♪♪

I DO.

♪♪

♪ TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME ♪

[ SNIFFLING ]

♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WOULD DO ♪

♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WOULD DO ♪

[ SNIFFLE ]

I LOVE YOU.

[ Sniffle ]
I LOVE YOU, TOO.

[ SNIFFLING ]

[ CRYING, SNIFFLING ]

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪♪

[ CONTINUES CRYING, SNIFFLING ]

♪♪

[ SNIFFLE ]

♪♪

[ SNIFFLING ]

♪♪

SUNHE, DON'T FEEL
LEFT OUT.

I HAVE SOMETHING
FOR YOU, AS WELL.

♪♪

WHAT ARETHESE?

IT'S A KEY
TO MY HOUSE.

[ TENDER TUNE PLAYS ]

♪♪

I WOULD LIKE YOU

TO MOVE IN
WITH ME, AS WELL.

♪♪

[ GASP ]
SURPRISE.

I WAS A LITTLE HARDHEADED
FOR A LITTLE BIT, BUT,

I WANTED TO SHOW MY LOVE
FOR BOTH OF YOU

AND GIVE AN OFFERING
THAT YOU'D ACCEPT.

♪♪

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS
FROM YOU.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

IF HE DID ALL THIS
TO IMPRESS ME,

IT DIDN'T WORK.

IT DID NOT IMPRESS ME,
NOT ONE BIT.

IN FACT, I WAS DISGUSTED.

I DON'T THINK SHE EVEN
SHOULD ACCEPT YOUR RING.

♪♪

WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE,
TO ME,

IS AN ENGAGEMENT RING.

IT'S NOT
AN ENGAGEMENT RING...

[ SUSPENSEFUL CHORDS STRIKE ]

...'CAUSE I AM NOT
IN THE POSITION,

FROM ANY ANGLE,
FOR THAT, YET.

THAT'S WHY IT'S
JUST LIKE A PROMISE.

AT LEAST ELEVATE IT
TO THE NEXT LEVEL,

TO SHOW THAT
I LOVE ANGELICA

AND THAT I'M SERIOUS.

THE RING THAT I GAVE ANGELICA

IS NOT AN ENGAGEMENT
RING, OBVIOUSLY,

BECAUSE I CAN'T ASK HER
TO MARRY ME RIGHT NOW.

I STILL HAVEN'T
FINALIZED MY DIVORCE,

SO WHAT IT MEANS TO ME
IS JUST A TOKEN OF MY LOVE.

THE AGREEMENT WAS
THAT YOU WERE GOING

TO TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING FIRST.

I'VE GOT IT STARTED.

I MET
WITH THE LAWYER

AND THINGS ARE GOING ALONG.[ SIGH ]

BUT THEN,
YOU'RE TELLING ME

THAT THERE'S STILL
A WAITING GAME

BECAUSE THE DIVORCE
IS NOT FINALIZED.

CORRECT.

HE WENT THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE
AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

IT OFFENDS ME THAT HE
WOULD EVEN DO THIS.

IT'S A JOKE.

THIS IS JUST PRELIMINARY

AND I'M GETTING
THINGS ALONG

FASTER THAN I HAD
IN THE PAST.

I JUST WANTED
TO THROW IT OUT THERE.

IT'S UNACCEPTABLE.I THREW IT OUT THERE.

IT'S UNACCEPTABLE.

♪♪

THIS IS NOT TURNING OUT
HOW I EXPECTED IT TO.

♪♪

I WAS SO EXCITED.

I THOUGHT ANGELICA
AND SUNHE

WOULD'VE BEEN
AS EXCITED AS I WAS.

♪♪

I NEVER EXPECTED
THE REACTIONS THAT I GOT.

AT THIS POINT,
I DON'T FEEL IT'S FAIR

THAT SUNHE WANTS TO INTERJECT

IN EVERYLITTLE DECISION
THAT WE HAVE TOGETHER.

SUNHE IS RUINING
OUR SPECIAL MOMENT.

I NEED TO KNOW
HOW YOUFEEL.

[ SIGH ]

DO YOU NEED TIME
TO THINK?

NO.

SERIOUSLY?

YOU'RE GOING BACK
WHAT YOU WANTED.

YOU'RE GOIN' BACK.

♪♪

DO YOU REALLY WANNA
WEAR THAT RIGHT NOW,

WITH HIM STILL

TAKING CARE OF THINGS
IN HIS LIFE?

IT'S A PROMISE RING!
IT'S NOT AN ENGAGEMENT RING.

-I DON'T THINK YOU'RE --
-[sigh] WE DON'T HAVE TO --

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
THINKING STRAIGHT.

♪♪

DON'T LET
ALL THIS...

MAKE YOUR DECISION.

'CAUSE, JASON, I'M NOT
TRYING TO BE HATEFUL,

BUT THIS IS MY DAUGHTER
I'M TALKING ABOUT HERE.

♪♪

I WANNA BE WITH JASON,
MOM.

[ EERIE STING JOINS ]

THIS IS NOT HOW
I RAISED YOU, ANGELICA.

♪♪

SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO, GIVE IT BACK?

YOU DO WHAT
YOU WANNA DO.

THAT'S NOT WHAT IT
SOUNDSLIKE.

YOU'RE TELLINGME
TO GIVE IT BACK.

YEAH.

HE'S STILL MARRIED.

THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

♪♪

NEXT TIME ON "sMOTHERED"...

JARED AND I HAVE
ALREADY DONE EVERYTHING

FOR THE GENDER REVEAL.

THEN WHAT AM I DOING
IN THIS WHOLE THING?

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU!WHAT AM I DOING?

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU!

[ SUSPENSEFUL CHORD STRIKES ]

CONGRATULATIONS,
MY BABY!

[ SQUEALING ]

WHAT DOES KATHY
HAVE ON?

SHE IS 60 YEARS OLD.

[ LAUGHING ]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE
WAY I'M DRESSED?

THIS IS THE WAY
I ALWAYS DRESS.

WELL, IT'S A COMMUNION,
NOT A WEDDING,

'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE DRESSED
ALMOST LIKE A WEDDING.

IT'S NONE OF HIS
[BLEEP] BUSINESS!

BECAUSE HE DRESSES
LIKE [BLEEP] JOE DORK.

[ UPBEAT, ELECTRONIC
HIP HOP PLAYS ]

I'M GONNA MAKE MY MOM
DO A SEXY PHOTO SHOOT

SO THAT MY MOM
CAN FEEL SUPER-SEXY.

I THINK WE SHOULD
LOSE THE TOPS.

[ SUSPENSEFUL CHORD STRIKES ]

THIS IS GONNA MAKE
YOU FEEL EMPOWERED.

EMBRACE YOUR CURVES.I'M ALREADY --

I GET THAT, BUT YOU'RE
NOT LISTENING.

I LOVE BEING MARIAH'S
BEST FRIEND,

BUT I WORRY THAT,
IF I DON'T KEEP UP WITH HER,

SHE'S NOT GONNA WANNA
HANG OUT WITH ME ANYMORE.

JUST, I'M GOOD, OKAY?
I'M DONE.

[ SUSPENSEFUL CHORD STRIKES ]

[ crying ] LAST NIGHT
WAS BEAUTIFUL.

YOU COULDN'T EVEN
LET ME HAVE THAT.

-NO.
-YOUR NORMAL

CONTROL-FREAK SELF --
-YOU CAN CALL ME

WHATEVER YOU WANT.

YOU TELLING ME
WHAT TO DO

STOPS NOW.

OH, DOES IT?

[ SUSPENSEFUL CHORD STRIKES ]