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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,413 --> 00:00:05,068 PREVIOUSLY ON "sMOTHERED"... 2 00:00:05,068 --> 00:00:06,896 OKAY, YOU'RE ALREADY ANNOYING ME. 3 00:00:06,896 --> 00:00:10,551 IT IS SO WEIRD TO BE THE FOCUS OF CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 4 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:14,482 MY MOM AND SISTER FULL-OUT WHACKOS. 5 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:16,241 ALL I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE REST OF THE NIGHT 6 00:00:16,241 --> 00:00:18,034 WAS THE BABY. 7 00:00:18,034 --> 00:00:21,482 I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WHOLE BIRTH WITH CHER. 8 00:00:21,482 --> 00:00:22,896 DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG YOU WANT TO STAY? 9 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:25,448 STAY, LIKE, A WEEK, TWO WEEKS. 10 00:00:25,448 --> 00:00:28,241 IT'S A DELICATE BALANCE BETWEEN KEEPING MY MOM HAPPY 11 00:00:28,241 --> 00:00:31,241 AND KEEPING MY HUSBAND HAPPY. 12 00:00:31,241 --> 00:00:33,103 AAH! 13 00:00:33,103 --> 00:00:34,862 THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD BIRTHDAY 14 00:00:34,862 --> 00:00:37,586 I'VE EVER BEEN TO WITH THE MOM AND... 15 00:00:37,586 --> 00:00:39,034 WELL, MAINLY WITH THE MOM. 16 00:00:39,034 --> 00:00:41,517 I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING ME UP THERE. 17 00:00:41,517 --> 00:00:42,862 SO IT HAPPENED. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 18 00:00:42,862 --> 00:00:44,172 I JUST DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. 19 00:00:44,172 --> 00:00:47,965 -OKAY, GOOD. BYE. BYE! -BYE. 20 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,137 AND COMING UP... 21 00:00:49,137 --> 00:00:51,310 ANY QUESTIONS, FEARS, ANXIETIES YOU GUYS HAVE? 22 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:56,103 I WANTED TO ASK IF IT'S OKAY IF I'M IN THE DELIVERY ROOM. 23 00:00:56,103 --> 00:00:57,655 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 24 00:00:57,655 --> 00:01:01,620 CHER AND DAWN'S RELATIONSHIP -- IT'S A LITTLE BIT PATHOLOGICAL. 25 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:03,758 I FELT LIKE YOU LIED TO ME. 26 00:01:03,758 --> 00:01:07,034 OH, MY GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LIKE THAT. 27 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:08,724 SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 28 00:01:08,724 --> 00:01:12,068 I'M SO SORRY. 29 00:01:12,068 --> 00:01:14,482 -GOING ON A DATE. -WHAT? 30 00:01:14,482 --> 00:01:16,310 MY MOM AND I BOTH THINK 31 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:19,413 CARLY IS GOING TO GET PICKED UP, GET KILLED, 32 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,448 AND GET THROWN IN THE SEWER. 33 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:22,758 I THINK WE SHOULD GO. 34 00:01:22,758 --> 00:01:24,724 OH, MY GOD! [BLEEP] [BLEEP]. 35 00:01:24,724 --> 00:01:26,034 WHAT? 36 00:01:26,034 --> 00:01:29,034 --Captions by VITAC-- www.vitac.com 37 00:01:29,034 --> 00:01:32,000 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS 38 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:39,206 ♪♪ 39 00:01:39,206 --> 00:01:40,413 WHOA. 40 00:01:40,413 --> 00:01:42,862 YOU GOT THE DOOR? I FEEL LIKE WE JUST SAW -- 41 00:01:42,862 --> 00:01:45,241 I JUST TOOK DOWN THE DECORATIONS FROM CARLO'S PARTY. 42 00:01:45,241 --> 00:01:47,310 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS ALL WE DO. 43 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:51,413 ♪♪ 44 00:01:51,413 --> 00:01:53,482 -OH, PERFECT TIMING. -HI. 45 00:01:53,482 --> 00:01:55,965 -COMING TO HELP DECORATE? -NO. 46 00:01:55,965 --> 00:01:57,241 EVEN THOUGH IT'S EXHAUSTING, 47 00:01:57,241 --> 00:01:59,965 MY MOM AND I LOVE DECORATING FOR THE HOLIDAYS TOGETHER. 48 00:01:59,965 --> 00:02:01,620 IF SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S OVER THE TOP, 49 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:02,827 THEN IT'S THEIR PROBLEM. 50 00:02:02,827 --> 00:02:04,137 -WELL, IT LOOKS CUTE. -OH, THANKS, CARLY. 51 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:06,379 -WELL, THANK YOU. -YOU'RE WELCOME. 52 00:02:06,379 --> 00:02:07,862 MY HUSBAND CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY 53 00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:09,896 WAS ESPECIALLY FUN FOR US TO PLAN 54 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:12,068 BECAUSE WE TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY TO FIND 55 00:02:12,068 --> 00:02:15,103 CARLY A NICE ITALIAN BOY TO SETTLE DOWN WITH. 56 00:02:15,103 --> 00:02:16,344 CARLY'S A LITTLE SHY. 57 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,034 WOULD LIKE ME TO COME OUT ON YOUR DATES WITH YOU? 58 00:02:18,034 --> 00:02:20,413 -NO, PLEASE DON'T. -[ LAUGHS ] 59 00:02:20,413 --> 00:02:22,551 WE DIDN'T FIND THE PERFECT GUY FOR CARLY, 60 00:02:22,551 --> 00:02:23,689 BUT AT LEAST WE TRIED. 61 00:02:23,689 --> 00:02:25,413 YEAH, BUT NOW CARLY'S ANNOYED WITH US. 62 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:27,000 OH, WHO CARES? 63 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,827 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY? 64 00:02:28,827 --> 00:02:31,000 GOING ON A DATE. 65 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,551 -WHAT? -YEAH. 66 00:02:32,551 --> 00:02:36,862 -WITH WHO? -VINCE FROM THE PARTY. 67 00:02:36,862 --> 00:02:38,517 AFTER ALL THAT BITCHING AND MOANING SHE DID, 68 00:02:38,517 --> 00:02:42,724 IT TURNS OUT OUR PLAN WORKED. 69 00:02:42,724 --> 00:02:45,655 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL US ABOUT THE DATE. 70 00:02:45,655 --> 00:02:47,482 I KNOW. AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN THANK US. 71 00:02:47,482 --> 00:02:48,827 UNGRATEFUL. 72 00:02:48,827 --> 00:02:50,448 GOING ON A DATE WHERE? 73 00:02:50,448 --> 00:02:52,620 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 74 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:53,862 YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO PRIVACY. 75 00:02:53,862 --> 00:02:55,482 ARE YOU BRINGING A FRIEND? 76 00:02:55,482 --> 00:02:56,965 THIS ISN'T HOW WE OPERATE. 77 00:02:56,965 --> 00:02:58,862 YOU'RE ALWAYS MEDDLING IN MY -- STOP. 78 00:02:58,862 --> 00:03:00,793 THAT'S THIS FAMILY. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. 79 00:03:00,793 --> 00:03:02,689 IT'S NOT MEDDLING. IT'S CARING ABOUT YOU. 80 00:03:02,689 --> 00:03:04,827 NO, YOU ARE. YOU'RE MEDDLING. 81 00:03:04,827 --> 00:03:06,482 I DON'T KNOW WHY CARLY'S BEING 82 00:03:06,482 --> 00:03:08,344 TO TIGHT-LIPPED ABOUT WHERE SHE'S GOING. 83 00:03:08,344 --> 00:03:10,965 WE DO CALL HER "NO INFORMATION CARLY." 84 00:03:10,965 --> 00:03:13,758 SHE DOES NOT LIKE TO LET CRISTINA AND I 85 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:15,862 IN ON ANYTHING THAT'S SHE'S DOING, 86 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,379 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. 87 00:03:17,379 --> 00:03:19,862 -IS HE PICKING YOU UP? -NO. 88 00:03:19,862 --> 00:03:21,620 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO"? -WHY ISN'T HE PICKING YOU UP? 89 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,379 -WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA MEET HIM? -DOES HE GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE? 90 00:03:23,379 --> 00:03:24,689 NO. 91 00:03:24,689 --> 00:03:27,172 I WOULD RATHER DRIVE MYSELF IN CASE I WANT TO LEAVE. 92 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:29,103 WHY? 93 00:03:29,103 --> 00:03:32,344 IF YOU WANT TO GO OUT ON A DATE, I WANT HIM TO COME HERE. 94 00:03:32,344 --> 00:03:34,586 NO. 95 00:03:34,586 --> 00:03:36,724 YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S RULES YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW, 96 00:03:36,724 --> 00:03:38,448 AND WE TOLD HIM THIS. 97 00:03:38,448 --> 00:03:40,034 JUST WAIT TILL I SEE HIM AGAIN. 98 00:03:40,034 --> 00:03:42,103 WE TOLD HIM HOW WE WANT THINGS. 99 00:03:42,103 --> 00:03:44,344 STRIKE ONE FOR VINCE. 100 00:03:44,344 --> 00:03:47,620 YOU'RE ACTING MORE LIKE MY MOTHER THAN MY SISTER. 101 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,862 BECAUSE CARLY'S 10 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME, 102 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:52,413 I TRY TO MOTHER HER LIKE MY MOM DOES. 103 00:03:52,413 --> 00:03:55,724 SO AS MUCH AS I SHOULD BE UNDERSTANDING TO HER, 104 00:03:55,724 --> 00:03:57,068 I CAN'T HELP IT. 105 00:03:57,068 --> 00:03:59,724 THIS GUY'S GOT TO LIKE US AS MUCH AS WE LIKE HIM. 106 00:03:59,724 --> 00:04:01,689 WE'RE A PACKAGE. WE'RE A DEAL. 107 00:04:01,689 --> 00:04:03,379 I DIDN'T WANT TO MEET HIM TO BEGIN WITH. 108 00:04:03,379 --> 00:04:04,793 I DIDN'T WANT TO MEET ANYONE. 109 00:04:04,793 --> 00:04:06,310 AND THEN YOU SET EVERYTHING UP, 110 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:08,896 AND NOW HE ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE, AND I'M GONNA GO. 111 00:04:08,896 --> 00:04:10,689 RIGHT, BUT THERE'S A RIGHT WAY TO DO THINGS, 112 00:04:10,689 --> 00:04:13,551 AND THAT IS HIM DRIVING TO YOUR HOUSE, 113 00:04:13,551 --> 00:04:16,241 COMING TO YOUR DOOR, AND PICKING YOU UP, 114 00:04:16,241 --> 00:04:19,310 NOT MEETING YOU SOMEWHERE LIKE YOU'RE SOME FREAKING ALLEY CAT. 115 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:20,965 NOW, COME ON. 116 00:04:20,965 --> 00:04:22,344 MY MOM AND I BOTH THINK 117 00:04:22,344 --> 00:04:25,137 THAT CARLY IS GONNA WALK OUT THE DOOR, 118 00:04:25,137 --> 00:04:28,862 GET PICKED UP, GET KILLED, AND GET THROWN IN THE SEWER. 119 00:04:28,862 --> 00:04:30,896 ♪♪ 120 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:35,344 OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN SHE LEAVES. 121 00:04:35,344 --> 00:04:36,862 WELL, THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS. 122 00:04:36,862 --> 00:04:38,137 SOUNDS A LITTLE DESPERATE TO ME. 123 00:04:38,137 --> 00:04:40,758 YOU SETTING ME UP WITH PEOPLE, ITALIAN PEOPLE, 124 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:45,448 WAS PRETTY DESPERATE, DON'T YOU THINK? 125 00:04:45,448 --> 00:04:47,827 STAY OUT OF IT. 126 00:04:47,827 --> 00:04:51,586 -WILL DO. -THANKS. 127 00:04:51,586 --> 00:04:53,448 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHERE SHE COMES OFF. 128 00:04:53,448 --> 00:04:55,034 LIKE, "WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M JUST GONNA DO." 129 00:04:55,034 --> 00:04:56,551 I WOULD HAVE NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU. 130 00:04:56,551 --> 00:04:58,310 SHE CAN GO. I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. 131 00:04:58,310 --> 00:04:59,413 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] 132 00:04:59,413 --> 00:05:01,896 I WANT TO KNOW WHERE SHE'S GOING, YOU KNOW. 133 00:05:01,896 --> 00:05:03,241 OH, MY GOD. 134 00:05:03,241 --> 00:05:05,172 WHAT? 135 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:06,586 IT'S VINCE. 136 00:05:06,586 --> 00:05:08,586 SHE LEFT HER PHONE HERE. 137 00:05:08,586 --> 00:05:12,172 THE PHONE WAS LEFT RIGHT -- IT WAS LIKE A SIGN FROM GOD. 138 00:05:12,172 --> 00:05:15,103 LIKE, "CRISTINA, YOU NEED TO OPEN THIS PHONE, 139 00:05:15,103 --> 00:05:18,206 SO THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID." 140 00:05:18,206 --> 00:05:20,103 WAIT, HE PUT, "HI, HOW ARE YOU? 141 00:05:20,103 --> 00:05:22,827 I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WANTED TO MAYBE GO BOWLING." 142 00:05:22,827 --> 00:05:23,965 BOWLING? SHE CAN'T BOWL. 143 00:05:23,965 --> 00:05:25,896 SHE WENT, "HA, I'M A TERRIBLE BOWLER." 144 00:05:25,896 --> 00:05:28,482 "OKAY, HOW ABOUT 4:00 P.M., WEDNESDAY? 145 00:05:28,482 --> 00:05:29,620 WE CAN MEET AT THE BOWLING ALLEY." 146 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:30,862 NOW, WHY WOULDN'T SHE TELL US THAT? 147 00:05:30,862 --> 00:05:32,172 LIKE IT WAS SUCH A BIG THING. 148 00:05:32,172 --> 00:05:33,896 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S NOT LIKE, YOU KNOW, 149 00:05:33,896 --> 00:05:36,103 HE INVITED HER TO HIS PLACE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 150 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:38,862 TO DINNER. BOWLING? [ MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY ] 151 00:05:38,862 --> 00:05:40,344 I THINK WE SHOULD GO. 152 00:05:40,344 --> 00:05:42,172 -YOU WANT TO GO? -YEAH. 153 00:05:42,172 --> 00:05:43,931 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE'RE GONNA JUST WATCH THEM? 154 00:05:43,931 --> 00:05:45,413 YEAH. 155 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:46,793 OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GREAT. 156 00:05:46,793 --> 00:05:48,344 SEE, I WAS NEVER ON THIS END. 157 00:05:48,344 --> 00:05:49,689 THIS IS WHAT YOU USED TO DO TO ME. 158 00:05:49,689 --> 00:05:52,000 -I NEVER GOT TO DO THIS. -YEAH. SEE? IT'S FUN. 159 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,724 -I'M CAN'T WAIT. -GIVES US SOMETHING TO DO, TOO. 160 00:05:55,724 --> 00:05:59,793 NO, YOU CAN'T COME. THIS IS A SECRET MISSION. 161 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:05,896 ♪♪ 162 00:06:05,896 --> 00:06:12,172 ♪♪ 163 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:15,620 AT MARIAH'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION IN VEGAS, 164 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:18,275 I TRIED TO GIVE HER THE PARTY THAT I WOULD HAVE WANTED, 165 00:06:18,275 --> 00:06:20,379 BUT WE ENDED UP HAVING A HUGE FIGHT. 166 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:23,172 WHY DID YOU FEEL IT WAS OKAY TO HAVE THEM PULL ME UP ON STAGE 167 00:06:23,172 --> 00:06:25,758 EVEN THOUGH YOU KNEW I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT? 168 00:06:25,758 --> 00:06:27,241 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST THE WORST MOTHER EVER. 169 00:06:27,241 --> 00:06:28,586 AND I'M EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS, 170 00:06:28,586 --> 00:06:29,896 AND NOW I'M EMBARRASSED. 171 00:06:29,896 --> 00:06:31,137 I JUST DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. 172 00:06:31,137 --> 00:06:33,137 -OKAY. GOOD. BYE. BYE! -BYE. 173 00:06:33,137 --> 00:06:35,000 I HAVEN'T SEEN MARIAH SINCE VEGAS, 174 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,172 AND ACCORDING TO HER FATHER, ADRIAN, 175 00:06:37,172 --> 00:06:38,896 SHE'S STILL REALLY MAD AT ME. 176 00:06:38,896 --> 00:06:41,793 AND NOW ADRIAN'S MAD AT ME, TOO, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T THINK 177 00:06:41,793 --> 00:06:43,793 THAT I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 178 00:06:43,793 --> 00:06:45,655 YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SET UP THE STUFF, 179 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,655 LET THE GIRLS GO -- -SHE WANTED ME THERE! 180 00:06:47,655 --> 00:06:49,172 YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO YOUR DAUGHTER. 181 00:06:49,172 --> 00:06:50,586 SHE WASN'T HAPPY. 182 00:06:50,586 --> 00:06:53,482 I'VE NEVER GONE THIS LONG WITHOUT TALKING TO MARIAH. 183 00:06:53,482 --> 00:06:55,931 ♪♪ 184 00:06:55,931 --> 00:06:58,379 HI, BABY. 185 00:06:58,379 --> 00:07:04,310 RIGHT NOW I'M REALLY SCARED THAT I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO FIX THIS. 186 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:09,724 SO, I TALKED TO YOUR DAD. 187 00:07:09,724 --> 00:07:11,793 HE SAID THAT YOU WERE A LITTLE UPSET AND STUFF, 188 00:07:11,793 --> 00:07:15,482 AND I KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW, YOU WERE UPSET FROM -- 189 00:07:15,482 --> 00:07:21,275 FROM THE SHOW AND ALL THAT. 190 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,448 SO TELL ME HOW -- 191 00:07:22,448 --> 00:07:27,448 I FELT LIKE MY BIRTHDAY WAS, LIKE, RUINED. 192 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,310 I FELT EMBARRASSED, 'CAUSE, LIKE, 193 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:30,827 I WANTED TO GO AND HAVE FUN, 194 00:07:30,827 --> 00:07:34,689 BUT THEN, LIKE, WHEN I ASKED YOU NOT TO BRING ME ON STAGE -- 195 00:07:34,689 --> 00:07:37,931 LIKE, I FELT LIKE YOU COMPLETELY IGNORED ME 196 00:07:37,931 --> 00:07:40,310 AND WHAT I WAS ASKING YOU TO DO, 197 00:07:40,310 --> 00:07:42,724 AND YOU JUST DECIDED TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED TO DO. 198 00:07:42,724 --> 00:07:47,344 ♪♪ 199 00:07:47,344 --> 00:07:48,689 I FELT LIKE YOU LIED TO ME. 200 00:07:48,689 --> 00:07:53,068 ♪♪ 201 00:07:53,068 --> 00:07:54,448 AND THAT'S WHERE I WAS HURT THE MOST 202 00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:57,827 BECAUSE WE NEVER LIE TO EACH OTHER. 203 00:07:57,827 --> 00:08:00,034 AND IN THAT MOMENT, I FELT LIKE, 204 00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:02,344 "WHAT THE HELL?" LIKE, "WHY DID SHE DO THAT?" 205 00:08:02,344 --> 00:08:04,034 LIKE YOU FEEL LIKE IT WAS BROKEN. 206 00:08:04,034 --> 00:08:05,413 YEAH. 207 00:08:05,413 --> 00:08:08,586 ♪♪ 208 00:08:08,586 --> 00:08:10,034 FOR ME, IT WAS LIKE -- 209 00:08:10,034 --> 00:08:12,137 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GO TO A RESTAURANT 210 00:08:12,137 --> 00:08:15,068 AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, AND EVERYBODY ALWAYS SAYS, 211 00:08:15,068 --> 00:08:17,379 "DON'T TELL THEM. DON'T TELL THEM." 212 00:08:17,379 --> 00:08:18,586 -MM-HMM. -RIGHT? 213 00:08:18,586 --> 00:08:21,310 BUT AT THE END, IT'S FUN, AND YOU TELL. 214 00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:26,034 YEAH, BUT, MOM, THEY WEREN'T JUST SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." 215 00:08:26,034 --> 00:08:27,862 YOU SAW HOW UNCOMFORTABLE I WAS 216 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:31,310 'CAUSE I ALREADY FELT BAD, AND MY LIPS WERE [BLEEP] HUGE. 217 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:33,137 I'M TRYING TO HIDE MY LIPS... 218 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:36,172 I LOOK LIKE A DAMN FOOL. 219 00:08:36,172 --> 00:08:38,965 THERE WAS TOO MUCH GOING ON, AND THEN MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE, 220 00:08:38,965 --> 00:08:40,068 "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" 221 00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:41,137 LIKE, "WE WANT TO GO DO OUR OWN THING. 222 00:08:41,137 --> 00:08:43,448 WHY ARE WE AT THIS DAMN SHOW?" 223 00:08:43,448 --> 00:08:48,206 OH, MY GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LIKE THAT. 224 00:08:48,206 --> 00:08:53,103 I REALLY MESSED UP MARIAH'S BIRTHDAY. 225 00:08:53,103 --> 00:08:57,000 BUT WHEN IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US, SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND, 226 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:02,000 AND I FORGET THAT SHE'S 24 YEARS YOUNGER THAN I AM. 227 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,137 NOW I REALIZE THAT I EMBARRASSED HER, 228 00:09:04,137 --> 00:09:07,551 AND I FEEL HORRIBLE. 229 00:09:07,551 --> 00:09:09,689 I'M SO SORRY, BABY. 230 00:09:09,689 --> 00:09:12,655 ♪♪ 231 00:09:12,655 --> 00:09:14,000 DON'T CRY, MOM. SERIOUSLY. 232 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,827 I DON'T LIKE WHEN YOU CRY. SERIOUSLY. 233 00:09:15,827 --> 00:09:18,103 I'M SAD, 'CAUSE I NEVER DO -- 234 00:09:18,103 --> 00:09:23,379 I DON'T WANT TO EVER DO ANYTHING THAT YOU DON'T... 235 00:09:23,379 --> 00:09:25,482 THAT ISN'T TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. 236 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,413 IT'S OKAY, MOM. 237 00:09:28,413 --> 00:09:30,482 I'M SORRY, YOU KNOW? 238 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,724 I KNOW MY OTHER FRIENDS DON'T UNDERSTAND 239 00:09:32,724 --> 00:09:36,689 WHY MARIAH'S MY BEST FRIEND AND WHY WE DO THE THINGS WE DO, 240 00:09:36,689 --> 00:09:38,793 BECAUSE SHE'S MY EVERYTHING. 241 00:09:38,793 --> 00:09:40,793 I DON'T -- SEE HOW I GET ALL TEARY? 242 00:09:40,793 --> 00:09:42,310 I DON'T KNOW WHY. 243 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:43,827 I'M, LIKE, IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL. 244 00:09:43,827 --> 00:09:45,689 LIKE, I NEED TO CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD. 245 00:09:45,689 --> 00:09:48,344 I DON'T KNOW HOW. [ LAUGHS ] 246 00:09:48,344 --> 00:09:50,103 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS, 247 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:52,413 BUT THIS IS HOW I WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY. 248 00:09:52,413 --> 00:09:54,620 OH, MY GOD. 249 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,517 YOU DIDN'T SHOW THAT TO ANYBODY, DID YOU? 250 00:09:56,517 --> 00:09:57,724 I SHOWED THIS TO DAD. 251 00:09:57,724 --> 00:09:59,379 HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE [BLEEP]?" 252 00:09:59,379 --> 00:10:00,620 NO WONDER. 253 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:03,413 HE MADE ME FEEL LIKE I'M THE -- 254 00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:05,206 I'M THE ONE PUSHING YOU 255 00:10:05,206 --> 00:10:06,793 AND I'M TRYING TO LIVE THROUGH YOU. 256 00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:09,275 -NO. -I DON'T PUSH ANYTHING ON YOU. 257 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,275 MY MOM IS A GOOD INFLUENCE ON ME, 258 00:10:11,275 --> 00:10:13,068 SO I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO CHANGE 259 00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:16,068 JUST BECAUSE OF A LITTLE HICCUP IN VEGAS. 260 00:10:16,068 --> 00:10:19,965 I WANT US TO STILL BE THE FUN, SEXY MOM AND DAUGHTER. 261 00:10:19,965 --> 00:10:22,827 I WANT US TO STILL BE WHO WE ARE. 262 00:10:22,827 --> 00:10:25,551 OTHER PEOPLE ARE GONNA TRY TO JUDGE OUR RELATIONSHIP 263 00:10:25,551 --> 00:10:27,724 'CAUSE THEY'RE MAD THAT WE'RE SO CLOSE. 264 00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:31,241 WHATEVER ME AND YOU DECIDE TO DO, THAT'S WHAT WE DECIDE. 265 00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:34,379 ♪♪ 266 00:10:34,379 --> 00:10:35,931 LOVE YA. NO. 267 00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:37,586 -HUG! -HIVE FIVE FIRST. 268 00:10:37,586 --> 00:10:39,000 THAT'S WHAT GIVES US POWER. 269 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,068 -"HIGH FIVE FIRST"? -HIGH FIVE FIRST. 270 00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:45,551 MM. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 271 00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:48,241 I MISSED YOU. LOVE YOU, GIRL. 272 00:10:48,241 --> 00:10:50,310 I WAS QUESTIONING EVERYTHING THAT WE DID NOW TOGETHER, 273 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:52,931 SO NOW AFTER HAVING OUR CONVERSATION, 274 00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:55,896 I'M GLAD THAT -- THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL. 275 00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:57,241 WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN. 276 00:10:57,241 --> 00:11:00,103 WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? CAN I GET ONE? 277 00:11:00,103 --> 00:11:03,413 BACK IN THE SADDLE, GIRL. 278 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,275 MMM! THIS IS GOOD. 279 00:11:05,275 --> 00:11:06,517 I THINK I'LL HAVE SOME OF THIS AFTER. 280 00:11:06,517 --> 00:11:09,551 Woman: ♪ AND I'M NOT LOOKING BACK NOW ♪ 281 00:11:09,551 --> 00:11:12,310 LET ME SEE MY QUESTIONS. DO I HAVE ANY OTHER ONES? 282 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,689 -IS IT OKAY FOR HER TO FLY? -I MEAN, I THINK -- 283 00:11:14,689 --> 00:11:16,724 IS IT BETTER TO TAKE THE PRENATALS 284 00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:19,689 IN THE MORNING OR THE EVENING? 285 00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:21,379 -OKAY, READY. -HI. 286 00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:24,103 I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER SPRAYED A MOM AND DAUGHTER TOGETHER. 287 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,000 ♪♪ 288 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,896 I WAS THINKING OF WEARING THIS TODAY 289 00:11:33,896 --> 00:11:35,379 WHEN WE GO SEE THE DOCTOR. 290 00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:36,482 THIS IS WHAT I'M WEARING. 291 00:11:36,482 --> 00:11:40,000 ♪♪ 292 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,103 OH, THAT'S SO FUNNY. THEY'RE SO SIMILAR. 293 00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:44,655 -I WAS GONNA WEAR THIS. -PERFECT. 294 00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:46,482 CHER ANNOUNCED THE PREGNANCY 295 00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:48,827 AFTER KEEPING IT A SECRET FOR TWO MONTHS. 296 00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:53,172 -WE'RE PREGNANT! -WE'RE PREGNANT! 297 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:56,758 I'VE BEEN WAITING TO BE A GRANDMOTHER FOR SO LONG! 298 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,275 I'M A MIMI! [ LAUGHS ] 299 00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:01,862 I DON'T WANT TO MISS ANYTHING WITH CHER'S PREGNANCY, 300 00:12:01,862 --> 00:12:03,517 SO I FLEW IN FROM FLORIDA 301 00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:05,482 BECAUSE I HAVEN'T MET THE DOCTOR YET. 302 00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:08,034 I WANT TO MAKE SURE HE'S THE RIGHT DOCTOR FOR HER. 303 00:12:08,034 --> 00:12:11,137 AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING THAT HEARTBEAT. 304 00:12:11,137 --> 00:12:13,241 THIS IS OUR THIRD TIME SEEING AN ULTRASOUND... 305 00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:14,482 WOW. 306 00:12:14,482 --> 00:12:15,689 ...SO IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE FOR THIS ONE. 307 00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:18,103 OH! I'M REALLY VERY, VERY EXCITED. 308 00:12:18,103 --> 00:12:19,896 TODAY'S MY DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT, 309 00:12:19,896 --> 00:12:21,793 AND JARED'S STILL AT WORK RIGHT NOW, 310 00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:24,655 AND PART OF ME HOPES JARED DOESN'T MAKE IT HOME IN TIME 311 00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:27,172 SO THAT I GET TO SHARE THIS SPECIAL MOMENT WITH MY MOM 312 00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:29,862 AND SHE'LL FINALLY GET TO SEE THE ULTRASOUND. 313 00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:31,551 JARED'S ALREADY SEEN IT MANY TIMES, 314 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,620 SO I'M EXCITED FOR MY MOM TO SEE IT. 315 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,172 I KNOW THAT SHE JUST CAN'T WAIT. 316 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,758 IT'S, LIKE, A LITTLE SCARY, BUT... 317 00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:37,965 RIGHT. 318 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,068 -HI! -HI. 319 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:40,965 -YOU MADE IT. -HI. HOW'S IT GOING? 320 00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:43,620 -HOW WAS WORK? -IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS GOOD. 321 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:44,931 -HI. -HI. 322 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,862 -SO GLAD YOU MADE IT. -YOU GUYS ALL READY TO GO? 323 00:12:46,862 --> 00:12:47,965 YES. 324 00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:48,965 YEAH, WE'RE READY. YOU GET CHANGED. 325 00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:50,310 OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 326 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:53,655 SO, I HAVE MY QUESTIONS FOR THE DOCTOR. 327 00:12:53,655 --> 00:12:55,068 AND I HOPE HE'S GOOD AT ANSWERING THEM. 328 00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:56,862 DON'T, LIKE, BE TOO MUCH. DON'T, LIKE... 329 00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:58,517 -NO. -BE TOO SMOTHERING 330 00:12:58,517 --> 00:12:59,896 OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 331 00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:01,413 NO, IT'S CARING. 332 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,724 YOU KNOW, TRY AND PLAY IT COOL A LITTLE BIT. 333 00:13:03,724 --> 00:13:05,620 OH, DEFINITELY. 334 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:08,034 -JARED, YOU READY? -YEAH, ALMOST. 335 00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:12,551 -ALL RIGHT, PERFECT. -OKAY. 336 00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:14,275 I'M GLAD THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO MAKE IT. 337 00:13:14,275 --> 00:13:15,482 OH, SO AM I. 338 00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:16,689 YEAH. ME, TOO. 339 00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:18,206 Jared: I'M REALLY GLAD I WAS ABLE 340 00:13:18,206 --> 00:13:20,172 TO MAKE IT ON TIME FOR THE APPOINTMENT. 341 00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:23,241 THAT WAY I CAN MAKE SURE THAT WHATEVER THEY DISCUSS 342 00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:24,517 I'M INVOLVED. 343 00:13:24,517 --> 00:13:26,034 IF I'M NOT THERE, I'M WORRIED 344 00:13:26,034 --> 00:13:28,137 THAT THEY'LL MAKE A DECISION WITHOUT ME. 345 00:13:28,137 --> 00:13:30,068 DO YOU HAVE TO GO SO FAR IN FRONT OF ME? 346 00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:31,482 -HUH? -SO FAR IN FRONT. 347 00:13:31,482 --> 00:13:33,137 -YOU'RE SO SLOW. -I'M WEARING -- 348 00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:34,965 COME ON, WALK LIKE A NEW YORKER. 349 00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:36,310 A NEW YORKER! 350 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:37,896 HERE WE GO. 351 00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:41,206 I'M A LITTLE WORRIED THAT DAWN ISN'T GONNA LIKE OUR DOCTOR. 352 00:13:41,206 --> 00:13:44,068 CHER WENT ALL AROUND TOWN FINDING THE BEST DOCTORS 353 00:13:44,068 --> 00:13:46,965 THAT MATCHED THE VALUES THAT WE'RE INTERESTED IN, 354 00:13:46,965 --> 00:13:48,310 AND IF DAWN DOESN'T LIKE HIM, 355 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:52,172 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 356 00:13:52,172 --> 00:13:53,241 -HI! -OH, WOW! 357 00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:55,448 -HOW ARE YOU? -THERE HE IS. 358 00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:57,000 -THIS IS THE MOM? -THIS IS MY MOM. 359 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,310 THIS IS THE BUBBE, THE BUBBE THAT LOOKS LIKE THE SISTER. 360 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:00,448 -AW. -AW. 361 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,517 -THANK YOU. -SHE LOVES TO HEAR THAT. 362 00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:03,448 -NOW SHE LOVES YOU. -YES. 363 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:08,931 CHER AND JARED WERE VERY, VERY NERVOUS ABOUT ME MEETING DAWN. 364 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,793 THEY ACTUALLY WARNED ME SEVERAL TIMES. 365 00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:13,896 I'M DEFINITELY PREPARED TO HANDLE ALL SITUATIONS, 366 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,724 INCLUDING A GRANDMA THAT'S FLIPPING OUT. 367 00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:17,758 HOW DO YOU FEEL? 368 00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:18,965 OKAY. GOOD. 369 00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:21,172 ANY QUESTIONS, FEARS, ANXIETIES YOU GUYS HAVE? 370 00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:24,448 I DO. 371 00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:25,689 MY BIGGEST QUESTION IS, 372 00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:27,655 MAKE SURE YOU'RE THERE FOR THE DELIVERY. 373 00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:28,965 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'LL BE THERE. 374 00:14:28,965 --> 00:14:31,344 OKAY, OH, I WANTED TO ASK HIM IF IT'S OKAY 375 00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:35,758 IF I'M IN THE DELIVERY ROOM. 376 00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:36,862 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. [ LAUGHS ] 377 00:14:36,862 --> 00:14:38,344 WELL, IF THEY JUST SAY 378 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,413 THAT JARED CAN BE IN THE DELIVERY ROOM, 379 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,551 I'M STILL GOING IN THAT DELIVERY ROOM. 380 00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:44,448 NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME. 381 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:47,448 CHER WANTS ME THERE, I'M GONNA BE THERE. 382 00:14:47,448 --> 00:14:49,965 LET ME SEE MY QUESTIONS. DO I HAVE ANY OTHER ONES? 383 00:14:49,965 --> 00:14:51,862 I WAS SO NERVOUS. 384 00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:54,896 IS BETTER TO TAKE THE PRENATALS IN THE MORNING OR THE EVENING? 385 00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:56,310 IS THERE -- DOES IT MATTER? 386 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:58,448 -WHATEVER SHE TOLERATES. -I WENT NATURAL. 387 00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:01,758 I DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING. I DID THE LAMAZE. 388 00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:04,655 BUT SHE'S NOT SURE IF SHE'LL ABLE TO. 389 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,965 EVERY PREGNANCY'S DIFFERENT, EVERY PATIENT'S DIFFERENT. 390 00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:09,172 IF YOU WANT EPIDURAL, YOU DON'T WANT EPIDURAL, IT'S OKAY. 391 00:15:09,172 --> 00:15:11,172 DO YOU WAIT A LONG TIME -- SO, LIKE, YOU HOPE 392 00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:13,103 NOT TO HAVE A C-SECTION. -I DON'T WANT A SECTION. 393 00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:15,689 FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT... 394 00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:17,034 -YEAH. -I DON'T WANT A C-SECTION. 395 00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:18,551 IS IT OKAY FOR HER TO FLY NOW? 396 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,758 -YEAH. -LIKE, I WOULDN'T IF I -- 397 00:15:19,758 --> 00:15:21,379 FLYING TO FLORIDA'S PERFECTLY FINE. 398 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,758 'CAUSE OF THE RADIATION OF THE PLANE EVERYTHING. 399 00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:25,137 NAH. 400 00:15:25,137 --> 00:15:27,310 YOU CAN DEFINITELY FLY IN AN AIRPLANE. 401 00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:28,448 ALL RIGHT, SHOULD WE SEE THIS KID? 402 00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:29,758 -YEAH. -ALL RIGHT, LAY BACK. 403 00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:31,931 CAN'T WAIT. 404 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,379 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE CHILD. 405 00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:35,517 -OH, MY GOSH! -OH, WOW! 406 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,862 IT LOOKS LIKE A REAL BABY THIS TIME. 407 00:15:36,862 --> 00:15:37,896 IT IS A BABY. 408 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:40,517 OH, THAT LOOKS REALLY SOMETHING. 409 00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:42,793 ♪ NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE ♪ 410 00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:46,689 -AW! [ HEARTBEAT THUDDING ] 411 00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:47,965 IS GRANDMA GONNA CRY, OR NOT YET? 412 00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:51,379 THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 413 00:15:51,379 --> 00:15:54,758 SEEING THE ULTRASOUND AND HEARING THE HEARTBEAT 414 00:15:54,758 --> 00:15:57,137 FOR THE FIRST TIME, IT WAS JUST SO SPECIAL 415 00:15:57,137 --> 00:16:01,413 BECAUSE WHEN YOU ACTUALLY SEE IT IT'S SO MUCH MORE REAL. 416 00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:04,689 I WAS ACTUALLY SEEING A BABY BEING DEVELOPED 417 00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:07,482 INSIDE MY DAUGHTER. 418 00:16:07,482 --> 00:16:09,000 AW! 419 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:13,275 IT WAS TRULY AMAZING TO SHARE THIS MOMENT WITH CHER, 420 00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:17,068 AND I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THAT IN MY MEMORY FOREVER. 421 00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:18,827 SO, TODAY WE'RE GONNA DO THE PROGENITY TEST. 422 00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:21,724 IN 11 DAYS WE WILL KNOW THE GENDER, BOY OR GIRL. 423 00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:24,724 THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. CAN I CALL YOU? 424 00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:27,482 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 425 00:16:27,482 --> 00:16:29,275 -THE ANSWER IS -- -IT'LL JUST BE BETWEEN US. 426 00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:31,344 THE ANSWER IS SHE HAS TO GIVE ME PERMISSION. 427 00:16:31,344 --> 00:16:32,655 -RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT. -OH! 428 00:16:32,655 --> 00:16:34,724 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE HAVING, BOY OR GIRL? 429 00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:36,137 I DON'T KNOW. 430 00:16:36,137 --> 00:16:37,517 I WOULD LIKE -- I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. 431 00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:39,655 -GIRL? -SHE'S JUST HOPING FOR A GIRL. 432 00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:41,241 SHE JUST WANTS A GIRL. 433 00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:43,758 CHER AND DAWN'S RELATIONSHIP -- IT'S A LITTLE BIT STRANGE. 434 00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:47,827 TO THE OUTSIDE OBSERVER IT MIGHT LOOK A LITTLE BIT PATHOLOGICAL. 435 00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:50,482 WELL, I'M REALLY GLAD THAT SHE PICKED YOU -- 436 00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:51,482 -YES. -...BECAUSE YOU SEEM LIKE 437 00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:52,965 A WONDERFUL PHYSICIAN. 438 00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:56,310 THANK YOU SO MUCH -- SO GOOD TO MEET YOU. 439 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,551 I'M RELIEVED THAT MY MOM REALLY LIKES THE DOCTOR, 440 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,793 BUT I CAN TELL THAT JARED'S STARTING TO GET ANNOYED 441 00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:02,896 WITH ALL OF HER QUESTIONS. 442 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,379 I JUST HOPE THAT HE DOESN'T GET SO ANNOYED WITH HER 443 00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:07,517 THAT HE PUTS UP A FIGHT WHEN I TELL HIM 444 00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:11,034 THAT SHE'S GONNA BE IN THE DELIVERY ROOM WITH US. 445 00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:12,275 I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO KEEP THAT 446 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:14,034 A SECRET FROM HIM FOR THE MOMENT. 447 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,758 -I KNOW SHE'S IN GOOD HANDS. -THANK YOU SO MUCH. 448 00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:16,862 NO PROBLEM. 449 00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:21,793 ♪♪ 450 00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:23,724 -HI. -HI, LADIES. 451 00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:26,206 WE'RE HERE FOR SPRAY TANS FOR ME AND MY MOM. 452 00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:29,965 ♪♪ 453 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,034 NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. 454 00:17:31,034 --> 00:17:32,551 -COME ON BACK. -OKAY. 455 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,172 I'M SO GLAD WE'RE NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE. 456 00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:38,896 AND NOW WE GET TO GO ON OUR NEXT ADVENTURE. 457 00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:41,068 THE OTHER DAY, A GUY THAT I'VE BEEN CHATTING WITH 458 00:17:41,068 --> 00:17:42,862 ON SOCIAL MEDIA ASKED ME OUT. 459 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:46,034 I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF MEETING SOMEBODY BY MYSELF, 460 00:17:46,034 --> 00:17:47,965 SO I ASKED HIM IF WE COULD MAKE IT 461 00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:49,758 A DOUBLE DATE WITH MY BEST FRIEND. 462 00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:51,551 SO HE'S BRINGING ONE OF HIS FRIENDS, 463 00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:52,965 AND I'M BRINGING MY MOM. 464 00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,068 ARE YOU GOOD? 465 00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:56,000 AND HOW OLD IS THIS DUDE? 466 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,620 HE'S, LIKE, 28 OR SOMETHING. 467 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,689 28, MARIAH? 468 00:18:00,689 --> 00:18:02,379 YEAH, MOM. IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 469 00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:05,206 -WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS? -OH, MY GOD. 470 00:18:05,206 --> 00:18:07,689 DOES HE KNOW THAT IT'S YOUR MAMA? 471 00:18:07,689 --> 00:18:09,344 YEAH, HE KNOWS. 472 00:18:09,344 --> 00:18:12,000 [ LAUGHS ] OH, MY GOD. 473 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,689 TO BE HONEST, I DIDN'T TELL OUR DATES 474 00:18:14,689 --> 00:18:18,068 THAT MY SEXY OLDER FRIEND WAS ACTUALLY MY MOM, 475 00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:20,586 BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO MAKE ANY ASSUMPTIONS 476 00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:22,137 BEFORE MEETING HER. 477 00:18:22,137 --> 00:18:25,068 I'M DOING THIS, BUT DON'T BE ALL MAD AT ME LIKE IN VEGAS. 478 00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:27,689 -I'M GONNA HAVE FUN, OKAY? -OKAY. 479 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,758 I HATE LYING TO MY MOM, 480 00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:33,310 ESPECIALLY SINCE WE JUST GOT OVER HER LYING TO ME IN VEGAS, 481 00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:35,517 BUT A LITTLE WHITE LIE ISN'T GONNA HURT HER. 482 00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:36,793 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS. 483 00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:39,758 MY MOM AND I LOVE DOING EVERYTHING TOGETHER, 484 00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:42,103 AND THAT INCLUDES GETTING SPRAY TANS. 485 00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:45,172 MAYBE MOST PEOPLE WOULDN'T GET NAKED WITH THEIR MOMS. 486 00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:50,517 THEY MIGHT FIND IT WEIRD, BUT THIS IS NORMAL FOR US. 487 00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:52,620 OKEY DOKEY, HERE WE GO. 488 00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:56,551 HERE WE GO. 489 00:18:56,551 --> 00:18:59,620 IT'S NOT WEIRD TO BE NAKED IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER AT ALL. 490 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,655 -HELL NO. -I MEAN, THIS MY DAUGHTER. 491 00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:03,655 IF SHE TAKES A POOP, I'M IN THE BATHROOM. 492 00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:05,862 IF I TAKE A POOP, SHE'S IN THE SHOWER. 493 00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:07,310 I DON'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT A TAN. 494 00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:09,931 THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE -- SO WE CAN BE CUTE. 495 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:13,034 SO WE CAN BE... 496 00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:14,655 [ LAUGHS ] 497 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,241 SO WE CAN BE SNATCHED. 498 00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:20,034 OKAY, GOOD. 499 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,206 -ALL RIGHT. -OKAY, READY. 500 00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:23,413 COMING ON IN. 501 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,896 -HI. -HI. 502 00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:27,896 I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER SPRAYED A MOM AND DAUGHTER TOGETHER. 503 00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:30,551 MY MOM'S SUPER COOL AND WE DO A LOT OF THINGS TOGETHER, 504 00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:33,413 BUT WE ACTUALLY PROBABLY WOULD NEVER GET NAKED TOGETHER. 505 00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:13,172 THEIR COMFORT LEVEL IS VERY HIGH. 506 00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:20,310 THESE TWO SEEM CLOSER THAN THE AVERAGE MOM AND DAUGHTER. 507 00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:31,103 [ LAUGHS ] 508 00:20:48,655 --> 00:20:50,344 GROWING UP, MY MOM ALWAYS TAUGHT ME 509 00:20:50,344 --> 00:20:51,896 TO BE CONFIDENT AND LOVE MYSELF 510 00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:54,103 AND NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, 511 00:20:54,103 --> 00:20:56,482 SO SHE SHOULD TAKE HER OWN ADVICE. 512 00:20:56,482 --> 00:20:57,655 OH. 513 00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:12,413 I LOVE THAT MARIAH MOTIVATES ME 514 00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:17,172 AND ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL. 515 00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:18,206 MM. 516 00:21:18,206 --> 00:21:21,172 YOU ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF MAMA. 517 00:21:21,172 --> 00:21:22,310 LOVE YOU. 518 00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:25,931 I WISH I COULD BE AS CONFIDENT AS MARIAH, 519 00:21:25,931 --> 00:21:27,586 BUT TO GO OUT ON A BLIND DATE 520 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:31,931 WITH SOMEONE THAT'S 20 YEARS YOUNGER IS CRAZY. 521 00:21:31,931 --> 00:21:35,034 ♪♪ 522 00:21:35,034 --> 00:21:37,793 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE, INCOGNITO. 523 00:21:37,793 --> 00:21:39,827 YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN PIÑATA. 524 00:21:39,827 --> 00:21:41,068 -THANK YOU. -YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 525 00:21:41,068 --> 00:21:43,310 OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE HERE. [BLEEP] OH, MY GOD. 526 00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:44,448 [BLEEP] [BLEEP] 527 00:21:44,448 --> 00:21:45,862 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE HAVING YET? 528 00:21:45,862 --> 00:21:47,517 -MNH-MNH. -CAN YOU TELL US? 529 00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:48,931 -AM I ALLOWED TO SAY -- -YES. 530 00:21:48,931 --> 00:21:51,000 -YES. -YEAH. 531 00:21:52,758 --> 00:21:57,896 ♪♪ 532 00:21:57,896 --> 00:22:00,000 CARLY IS GOING ON A DATE, 533 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,586 AND SHE WON'T TELL US WHERE SHE'S GOING. 534 00:22:02,586 --> 00:22:05,413 CRISTINA HACKED INTO HER PHONE, 535 00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:08,896 WHICH YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE. 536 00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:13,206 SO WE HAVE DECIDED TO FOLLOW HER, 537 00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,862 WATCH THE DATE, AND SEE HOW IT GOES. 538 00:22:14,862 --> 00:22:15,931 [ HORN HONKS ] -HEY, HEY. 539 00:22:15,931 --> 00:22:19,103 ♪♪ 540 00:22:19,103 --> 00:22:20,586 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 541 00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:21,827 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT AM I WEARING?" 542 00:22:21,827 --> 00:22:25,000 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE, INCOGNITO. 543 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,482 YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN PIÑATA. 544 00:22:28,482 --> 00:22:32,517 MY MOM DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO BE INCONSPICUOUS AT ALL. 545 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:36,379 SHE DECIDED TO WEAR A BRIGHT, COLORFUL SWEATER 546 00:22:36,379 --> 00:22:38,344 THAT STUCK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB. 547 00:22:38,344 --> 00:22:39,482 WHEN I WAS GETTING DRESSED, 548 00:22:39,482 --> 00:22:40,931 I WAS TRYING TO LOOK FOR SOMETHING CUTE. 549 00:22:40,931 --> 00:22:44,448 I WASN'T THINKING THAT I WAS REALLY A SPY. 550 00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:46,310 I JUST THOUGHT I WAS -- I TIRED TO LOOK GOOD. 551 00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:48,103 -I DIDN'T THINK -- -I JUST CAN'T. 552 00:22:48,103 --> 00:22:49,931 I JUST DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOU. 553 00:22:49,931 --> 00:22:51,551 SHOULD I CHANGE? 554 00:22:51,551 --> 00:22:55,482 NO, WE HAVE TO GET THERE. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. 555 00:22:55,482 --> 00:22:57,517 FOR, LIKE, A FIRST TIME TAKING SOMEONE OUT, 556 00:22:57,517 --> 00:22:59,448 I MEAN, BOWLING IS WHAT YOU PICK? 557 00:22:59,448 --> 00:23:00,827 I KNOW. I MEAN, REALLY? 558 00:23:00,827 --> 00:23:02,517 I MEAN, YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE A LITTLE BIT NICER. 559 00:23:02,517 --> 00:23:04,000 YOU'RE TRYING TO IMPRESS SOMEBODY. 560 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,241 I COULDN'T DATE TILL I WAS 16 YEARS OLD. 561 00:23:06,241 --> 00:23:07,517 THAT WAS THE RULE IN THE HOUSE. 562 00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:09,931 BUT THERE WAS, LIKE, CERTAIN EXPECTATIONS, 563 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:12,413 YOU KNOW, LIKE, HOW HE WOULD COME DRESSED, 564 00:23:12,413 --> 00:23:13,586 WHAT KIND OF CAR HE WAS DRIVING. 565 00:23:13,586 --> 00:23:14,689 THAT SOUNDS BAD. 566 00:23:14,689 --> 00:23:16,137 YOU KNOW, WOULD HE COME TO THE DOOR, 567 00:23:16,137 --> 00:23:18,931 WOULD HE PICK ME UP, WHERE WAS HE TAKING ME? 568 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,827 IT HAD TO BE, LIKE, A NICE PLACE, 569 00:23:20,827 --> 00:23:22,896 SOMEPLACE WHERE I COULD GET DRESSED UP. 570 00:23:22,896 --> 00:23:26,172 IF THE GUY DID NOT MEET MY MOTHER'S EXPECTATIONS, 571 00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,655 THERE WAS NO SHOT I WAS GOING TO BE ABLE TO GO OUT WITH HIM. 572 00:23:28,655 --> 00:23:30,620 WE GOT TO MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T SEE US. 573 00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:32,586 IF SHE SEES US, SHE'LL NEVER TELL US 574 00:23:32,586 --> 00:23:34,000 WHEN SHE'S GOING ON A DATE. 575 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,896 JUST A MAMA LOOKING AFTER HER BABIES. 576 00:23:36,896 --> 00:23:39,758 THAT'S FOR SURE. I SAY WE PARK OVER HERE. 577 00:23:39,758 --> 00:23:42,000 THAT WAY SHE WON'T SEE MY CAR ANYWHERE. 578 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,241 ALL RIGHT, LET'S HURRY UP AND GET INSIDE... 579 00:23:43,241 --> 00:23:44,448 OKAY. 580 00:23:44,448 --> 00:23:45,724 ...'CAUSE, LIKE, I'M A NERVOUS WRECK. 581 00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:46,896 -I KNOW. SO I AM. -THAT'S GONNA FREAKING SEE US. 582 00:23:46,896 --> 00:23:47,862 THERE'S NO ONE AROUND WE GOT TO HURRY UP. 583 00:23:47,862 --> 00:23:54,448 ♪♪ 584 00:23:54,448 --> 00:23:57,206 OKAY, I DON'T SEE ANYBODY. I THINK WE'RE GOOD. 585 00:23:57,206 --> 00:24:00,103 LET'S GET A DRINK. THEN WE CAN HIDE OUT. 586 00:24:00,103 --> 00:24:03,034 I'M GONNA -- IF THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO COVER YOU. 587 00:24:03,034 --> 00:24:05,034 -OH, SHUT UP. -HI. 588 00:24:05,034 --> 00:24:06,206 -HI. -HOW ARE YOU? 589 00:24:06,206 --> 00:24:07,758 SO, YOU HAVE AN UPSTAIRS HERE? 590 00:24:07,758 --> 00:24:12,448 -WE DO, YEAH. -PERFECT. 591 00:24:12,448 --> 00:24:14,068 -OH, TERRIFIC. -THANK YOU. 592 00:24:14,068 --> 00:24:15,655 -AWESOME. -THANK YOU. 593 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:19,275 OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GREAT. WE CAN ACTUALLY HIDE OUT. 594 00:24:19,275 --> 00:24:20,724 OH, MY GOD! 595 00:24:20,724 --> 00:24:24,758 OH, MY GOD, IF SHE TURNS AROUND AND SEES US, I'M DUCKING. 596 00:24:24,758 --> 00:24:26,172 YOU'RE DUCKING? I'M RUNNING. 597 00:24:26,172 --> 00:24:28,000 I'M DUCKING. I AM DUCKING. 598 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S NOT THEM. 599 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,655 WHY ARE YOU WEARING A TOP WHERE YOUR WHOLE BRA SHOWS? 600 00:24:33,655 --> 00:24:35,137 MY GOD, THEY'RE HERE. 601 00:24:35,137 --> 00:24:36,896 -OH, [BLEEP]. SHUT UP. -THEY'RE HERE. 602 00:24:36,896 --> 00:24:40,068 -WHAT SHOULD I DO? -NOTHING. 603 00:24:40,068 --> 00:24:42,827 NOTHING. STAY. 604 00:24:42,827 --> 00:24:45,275 OH, MY GOD, I HEAR HER! 605 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,379 -I HEAR HER. -[BLEEP]. 606 00:24:47,379 --> 00:24:49,586 OH, MY GOD, SHE'S RIGHT THERE. HIDE! 607 00:24:49,586 --> 00:24:51,172 WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO HIDE? 608 00:24:51,172 --> 00:24:52,965 I DON'T KNOW, JUST GET LOWER. 609 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:13,379 HE LOOKS DIFFERENT. DID HE HAVE A BEARD? 610 00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:16,103 THEY NEED TO GET THE GUTTERS FOR CARLY. 611 00:25:16,103 --> 00:25:17,896 OH, GOD. I'M ALREADY SCARED. 612 00:25:17,896 --> 00:25:22,448 -[BLEEP] YEAH. -[ LAUGHING ] 613 00:25:22,448 --> 00:25:24,586 I CAN'T. 614 00:25:30,448 --> 00:25:31,724 OH, [BLEEP] OH, WAIT. 615 00:25:31,724 --> 00:25:32,827 OH, IT'S GONNA MAKE IT. SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT. 616 00:25:32,827 --> 00:25:34,586 -YES! -I, LIKE, WANT TO CHEER HER ON. 617 00:25:34,586 --> 00:25:38,896 SHH! YOU KNOW WHAT? 618 00:25:38,896 --> 00:25:39,931 YEAH, BUT I'M HERE. 619 00:25:39,931 --> 00:25:41,379 SO WHAT? SHE'S NOT GONNA KNOW. 620 00:25:41,379 --> 00:25:43,482 SHE'S NOT GONNA HEAR THE BOWLING BALL? 621 00:25:43,482 --> 00:25:46,586 NO. JUST FaceTime HER. JUST DO IT. 622 00:25:46,586 --> 00:25:49,793 GO BACK THERE AND FaceTime HER. 623 00:25:49,793 --> 00:25:52,206 I'LL SUPERVISE THE DATE BACK HERE. 624 00:25:52,206 --> 00:25:53,965 SEE IF SHE ANSWERS. 625 00:25:56,206 --> 00:26:01,689 [ LINE RINGING ] 626 00:26:01,689 --> 00:26:03,241 [ RINGING ] 627 00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:16,655 IS SHE IGNORING ME? 628 00:26:16,655 --> 00:26:17,758 OH, MY GOD! 629 00:26:17,758 --> 00:26:19,620 SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE THAT WE'RE HERE. 630 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,655 SEE? I TOLD YOU. 631 00:26:21,655 --> 00:26:26,379 SHH! OH, MY GOD. 632 00:26:26,379 --> 00:26:29,000 OH, MY GOD. [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] 633 00:26:32,206 --> 00:26:34,827 -SHE'S COMING UP -- -[BLEEP] WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY? 634 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:36,655 NO, DON'T SAY ANYTHING. JUST PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW HER. 635 00:26:36,655 --> 00:26:39,379 MOM. MOM. MOM! 636 00:26:39,379 --> 00:26:41,413 HELLO? WHY ARE YOU HERE? 637 00:26:41,413 --> 00:26:43,137 -WHAT? -ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS? 638 00:26:43,137 --> 00:26:52,103 ♪♪ 639 00:26:53,931 --> 00:26:57,620 ♪♪ 640 00:26:57,620 --> 00:27:00,758 ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 641 00:27:00,758 --> 00:27:04,137 YOU GUYS ARE, LIKE, STALKER WEIRDOS. 642 00:27:04,137 --> 00:27:07,758 IT WAS MY IDEA TO FOLLOW HER TO THE BOWLING. 643 00:27:07,758 --> 00:27:10,517 OKAY, MAYBE IT'S NOT THE THING THAT MOST PEOPLE WOULD DO, 644 00:27:10,517 --> 00:27:12,103 BUT I'M NOT MOST PEOPLE. 645 00:27:12,103 --> 00:27:13,448 -SHE WENT ON YOUR PHONE. -I'M REALLY NOT TALKING. 646 00:27:13,448 --> 00:27:14,620 -I'M, LIKE -- -I DID NOT. 647 00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:16,000 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS WENT IN MY PHONE. 648 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,896 I DIDN'T. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET IN YOUR PHONE. 649 00:27:17,896 --> 00:27:20,034 -GET A LIFE. -WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL US 650 00:27:20,034 --> 00:27:21,172 WHERE YOU'RE GOING AND WHAT YOU'RE GOING. 651 00:27:21,172 --> 00:27:22,413 WELL, MAYBE IF HE WOULD HAVE CAME TO PICK UP, 652 00:27:22,413 --> 00:27:23,655 I WOULDN'T BE WORRIED. -I DON'T CARE. 653 00:27:23,655 --> 00:27:24,862 AND THEN IF I GOT TO TALK TO HIM -- 654 00:27:24,862 --> 00:27:26,172 SHE WAS VERY WORRIED. 655 00:27:26,172 --> 00:27:27,620 WE JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WAS OKAY. 656 00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:29,034 -YEAH. CALM DOWN. -DON'T TAKE IT WRONG. 657 00:27:29,034 --> 00:27:31,655 LIKE, WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS WRONG WITH THEM? 658 00:27:31,655 --> 00:27:33,310 THIS IS CRAZY, AND I DON'T KNOW 659 00:27:33,310 --> 00:27:35,689 HOW THEY WOULD THINK THIS IS ACCEPTABLE. 660 00:27:35,689 --> 00:27:37,310 -I WANT YOU GUYS TO GO. -FINE. 661 00:27:37,310 --> 00:27:38,620 -ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GO. -LEAVE. 662 00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:41,482 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 663 00:27:41,482 --> 00:27:44,068 -CAN WE SAY HELLO TO HIM? -[ LAUGHS ] 664 00:27:44,068 --> 00:27:45,275 NO. 665 00:27:45,275 --> 00:27:46,448 GOOD ONE. 666 00:27:46,448 --> 00:27:47,862 I TOLD YOU THIS [BLEEP] WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 667 00:27:47,862 --> 00:27:49,379 WAY TO BE UNDER THE RADAR. 668 00:27:49,379 --> 00:27:50,827 THAT WAS NOT MEANT TO HAPPEN. 669 00:27:50,827 --> 00:27:52,379 WHAT'D YOU WANT ME TO DO, DRESS LIKE A BUSH OR SOMETHING? 670 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,689 YOUR PIÑATA SWEATER GAVE IT AWAY. 671 00:27:54,689 --> 00:27:56,551 MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T WORN THE HEELS, 672 00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:59,413 YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DROPPED THE CHAIR WHEN YOU FELL. 673 00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:03,689 OH, MY GOD! 674 00:28:03,689 --> 00:28:06,206 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, BECAUSE SHE'S UPSET, 675 00:28:06,206 --> 00:28:08,172 AND THIS IS GONNA BE A BIG PROBLEM. 676 00:28:08,172 --> 00:28:11,827 I KNOW IT. 677 00:28:11,827 --> 00:28:13,137 -HEY. -WHAT'S UP? 678 00:28:13,137 --> 00:28:14,413 SO SORRY. 679 00:28:14,413 --> 00:28:17,206 -MY MOM AND SISTER ARE HERE. -NO. 680 00:28:17,206 --> 00:28:18,827 -YEAH. -DO THEY ALWAYS DO THIS? 681 00:28:18,827 --> 00:28:20,206 -I'M SO MAD. -YEAH. 682 00:28:20,206 --> 00:28:21,620 -I'M SO EMBARRASSED. -SO, WHAT ARE THEY DOING NOW? 683 00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:24,103 -YOU TELL THEM TO GO HOME, OR -- -YEAH, I TOLD THEM TO GO HOME. 684 00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:25,413 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY THAT HAPPENED. 685 00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:26,586 NO. NO, I'M SORRY. I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 686 00:28:26,586 --> 00:28:27,689 RIGHT. 687 00:28:27,689 --> 00:28:30,137 I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE A LIFE OF THEIR OWN. 688 00:28:30,137 --> 00:28:31,413 OH, MAN. WOW. 689 00:28:31,413 --> 00:28:33,724 IT'S DEFINITELY PRETTY EXTREME FOR SOMEONE 690 00:28:33,724 --> 00:28:35,482 TO FOLLOW SOMEONE ELSE ON A DATE, 691 00:28:35,482 --> 00:28:38,344 ESPECIALLY A MOTHER AND OLDER SISTER. 692 00:28:38,344 --> 00:28:40,965 THIS IS SOMETHING THAT MY PARENTS WOULD NEVER DO TO ME. 693 00:28:40,965 --> 00:28:42,482 SO I WOULD SAY KATHY AND CRISTINA 694 00:28:42,482 --> 00:28:44,655 ARE NOT YOUR AVERAGE MOM AND DAUGHTER COMBO. 695 00:28:44,655 --> 00:28:46,482 LET'S JUST GO. LET'S GO. COME ON. 696 00:28:46,482 --> 00:28:48,379 HE'S IGNORING US. HE KNOWS IT'S US. SEE? 697 00:28:48,379 --> 00:28:49,896 -HE'S RUDE. -COME ON. 698 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:51,275 ALL RIGHT. 699 00:28:51,275 --> 00:28:52,517 WAS SHE LIKE THAT IN CRISTINA'S LIFE OR... 700 00:28:52,517 --> 00:28:53,758 OH, YEAH. 701 00:28:53,758 --> 00:28:56,034 SHE HAD A CURFEW WHEN SHE ENGAGED. JUST TOO MUCH. 702 00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:57,655 VERY TRADITIONAL. 703 00:28:57,655 --> 00:28:58,689 -THEY'RE JUST -- -I'M SORRY. 704 00:28:58,689 --> 00:28:59,862 THEY'RE OUT OF THEIR MIND. 705 00:28:59,862 --> 00:29:01,206 DO YOU THINK THAT'S THE END OF THAT, 706 00:29:01,206 --> 00:29:02,620 OR DO YOU THINK THAT'S JUST GONNA KEEP ON HAPPENING? 707 00:29:02,620 --> 00:29:03,689 -IT'LL FOREVER HAPPEN. -YEAH. 708 00:29:03,689 --> 00:29:04,896 DEFINITELY. 709 00:29:04,896 --> 00:29:06,482 -HI. -WHAT'S UP? 710 00:29:06,482 --> 00:29:08,206 WE'RE LEAVING. WE JUST CAME TO SAY HELLO. 711 00:29:08,206 --> 00:29:09,241 OF COURSE. HOW ARE YOU? 712 00:29:09,241 --> 00:29:10,379 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU. 713 00:29:10,379 --> 00:29:11,758 -GOOD TO SEE YOU. -HOW ARE YOU? 714 00:29:11,758 --> 00:29:12,965 -GOOD TO SEE YOU. -GOOD. 715 00:29:12,965 --> 00:29:14,379 -NEXT TIME, COME TO THE DOOR. -OF COURSE. 716 00:29:14,379 --> 00:29:16,206 -I'M THE EYE IN THE SKY. -ALWAYS. 717 00:29:16,206 --> 00:29:18,103 -HE'S NOT MAD. YOU'RE NOT MAD. -NO, I'M NOT MAD. 718 00:29:18,103 --> 00:29:19,448 -IT'S OKAY. -ARE YOU MAD, VINCE? 719 00:29:19,448 --> 00:29:21,448 -I'M NOT MAD. HOW ARE YOU? -HI, VINCE. 720 00:29:21,448 --> 00:29:22,689 -HOW ARE YOU? -GOOD TO SEE YOU. 721 00:29:22,689 --> 00:29:24,379 -I MEAN, ISN'T THAT -- -YEAH, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 722 00:29:24,379 --> 00:29:26,793 ISN'T IT KIND OF CUTE THAT WE'RE SO PROTECTIVE OVER HER? 723 00:29:26,793 --> 00:29:28,068 THAT IS CUTE. 724 00:29:28,068 --> 00:29:30,551 THIS IS TOTALLY TYPICAL FOR MY MOM AND SISTER, 725 00:29:30,551 --> 00:29:34,586 'CAUSE THEY SEEM NOT TO CARE ABOUT HOW ANYONE ELSE FEELS 726 00:29:34,586 --> 00:29:37,068 OR ANY SITUATION ANYONE ELSE IS IN. 727 00:29:37,068 --> 00:29:38,413 IT'S ALL ABOUT THEM. 728 00:29:38,413 --> 00:29:40,517 -JUST PICK HER UP FROM NOW ON. -OKAY, I WILL. I PROMISE. 729 00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:42,689 -IT MAKES ME FEEL A LOT BETTER. -YEAH, TOO LONG. 730 00:29:42,689 --> 00:29:43,965 OTHERWISE WE'LL BE WATCHING. 731 00:29:43,965 --> 00:29:45,551 [ LAUGHS ] I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. 732 00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:47,448 YOU DON'T WANT THAT, 'CAUSE WHO KNOWS WHERE YOU'LL BE NEXT TIME. 733 00:29:47,448 --> 00:29:49,034 EXACTLY. 734 00:29:49,034 --> 00:29:50,724 GOODBYE, CARLY, LOVE YOU. 735 00:29:50,724 --> 00:29:52,206 -HAVE FUN. -HAVE FUN. 736 00:29:52,206 --> 00:29:53,620 -BYE, THANK YOU. -WORK ON YOUR BOWLING. 737 00:29:53,620 --> 00:29:54,689 YOU NEED SOME HELP. 738 00:29:54,689 --> 00:29:56,172 WE DID GET A FEW LAUGHS OUT OF IT. 739 00:29:56,172 --> 00:29:58,413 -THIS WAS GREAT. -OH, MY GOD. 740 00:29:58,413 --> 00:30:01,551 I THINK VINCE IS BEING MORE COOL ABOUT IT, 741 00:30:01,551 --> 00:30:04,103 BUT I KNOW IF I WAS ON A DATE WITH A GUY 742 00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:05,206 AND THEIR PARENTS WERE THERE, 743 00:30:05,206 --> 00:30:08,000 I WOULD THINK THAT WAS [BLEEP] WEIRD. 744 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,655 I'M DEFINITELY GONNA HAVE TO TALK TO THEM. 745 00:30:09,655 --> 00:30:12,379 I NEED TO SET SOME BOUNDARIES HERE. 746 00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:14,586 -I THINK YOU'RE UP. -ALL RIGHT. I AM UP. YES! 747 00:30:14,586 --> 00:30:15,758 -RIGHT WHERE I LEFT OFF. -PERFECT. 748 00:30:15,758 --> 00:30:16,724 YOU CAN GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM RIGHT HERE. 749 00:30:16,724 --> 00:30:17,931 YEAH. 750 00:30:17,931 --> 00:30:22,620 ♪♪ 751 00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:25,413 YOU'RE WELCOME. CAN YOU SHUFFLE THOSE? 752 00:30:25,413 --> 00:30:27,103 WE'RE SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. 753 00:30:27,103 --> 00:30:31,034 ♪♪ 754 00:30:31,034 --> 00:30:33,655 SO, A LOT HAS HAPPENED SINCE WE LAST SPOKE. 755 00:30:33,655 --> 00:30:36,068 THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THAT MY MOM AND I LIKE TO DO TOGETHER, 756 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:37,965 AND THERE'S ONE THING THAT SOME PEOPLE 757 00:30:37,965 --> 00:30:40,275 MIGHT THINK IS A LITTLE UNUSUAL. 758 00:30:40,275 --> 00:30:41,724 THANK YOU. I'M GONNA TAKE THESE TWO, 759 00:30:41,724 --> 00:30:43,689 BECAUSE THEY'RE SORT OF CALLING ME. 760 00:30:43,689 --> 00:30:46,793 SOMETHING THAT MY MOM AND I LOVE TO DO IS GO AND SEE A PSYCHIC. 761 00:30:46,793 --> 00:30:49,103 BUT MY MOM AND I DON'T JUST LOVE GOING TO PSYCHICS. 762 00:30:49,103 --> 00:30:51,827 WE LOVE GOING TO THIS SPECIFIC PSYCHIC, PENELOPE, 763 00:30:51,827 --> 00:30:53,655 BECAUSE SHE IS THE REAL DEAL, 764 00:30:53,655 --> 00:30:57,068 AND SHE'S PREDICTED MANY THINGS THAT HAVE ACTUALLY COME TRUE. 765 00:30:57,068 --> 00:30:58,448 MAY I HAVE THOSE, PLEASE? 766 00:30:58,448 --> 00:31:02,655 SHE PREDICTED I WAS TAKING A TRIP, AND I DID. 767 00:31:02,655 --> 00:31:05,758 MY HUSBAND BOOKED IT AS A SURPRISE TO ME, 768 00:31:05,758 --> 00:31:07,000 AND SHE KNEW ABOUT IT. [ LAUGHS ] 769 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,793 IT WAS AMAZING. 770 00:31:09,793 --> 00:31:13,137 I'M GONNA START WITH HAVING MOM DO THE FIRST PICK, OKAY? 771 00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:14,379 PERFECT. 772 00:31:14,379 --> 00:31:16,206 SHE'S A LITTLE BIT PSYCHIC, CHER, HERSELF. 773 00:31:16,206 --> 00:31:18,379 WE FEEL FOR EACH OTHER THROUGH, LIKE, OUR DREAMS. 774 00:31:18,379 --> 00:31:19,862 AND IT'S LIKE TWINS. 775 00:31:19,862 --> 00:31:23,724 LIKE, TWINS SOMETIMES SAY THAT THEY FEEL FOR EACH OTHER. 776 00:31:23,724 --> 00:31:25,000 YEAH. 777 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,931 CAN YOU GIVE ME THE FIRST 10 CARDS FROM THERE? 778 00:31:26,931 --> 00:31:29,931 THERE'S SOME OF CONNECTION. WE'RE NOT SURE WHAT IT IS -- 779 00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:32,931 IT'S SOME SORT OF PSYCHIC CONNECTION OR SOMETHING. 780 00:31:32,931 --> 00:31:34,758 SOMETHING. 781 00:31:34,758 --> 00:31:36,827 THE CARDS ARE INDICATING THERE'S A LOT OF CHANGE 782 00:31:36,827 --> 00:31:38,172 GOING AROUND YOUR LIFE. 783 00:31:38,172 --> 00:31:40,827 -YOU'RE GONNA BE A GRANDMOTHER. -YES. 784 00:31:40,827 --> 00:31:44,172 CHER AND DAWN ARE CONNECTED ON A PSYCHIC LEVEL. 785 00:31:44,172 --> 00:31:45,862 THEY FINISH EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES, 786 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:47,517 THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S FEELINGS. 787 00:31:47,517 --> 00:31:49,206 THERE'S A SYMMETRY BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM 788 00:31:49,206 --> 00:31:51,310 THAT'S UNDENIABLE. 789 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:52,551 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE HAVING YET? 790 00:31:52,551 --> 00:31:54,724 -MNH-MNH. -CAN YOU TELL US? 791 00:31:54,724 --> 00:31:56,586 -AM I ALLOWED TO SAY -- -YES. 792 00:31:56,586 --> 00:31:57,620 -YES. YES. -YES. 793 00:31:57,620 --> 00:31:59,344 -I FEEL A GIRL. -OH. 794 00:31:59,344 --> 00:32:01,344 -OH. -AW, SHE'S GONNA BE EXCITED. 795 00:32:01,344 --> 00:32:06,068 -OH, A GIRL. -YEAH. 796 00:32:06,068 --> 00:32:09,068 IF WE HAVE A LITTLE GIRL, THAT WOULD BE SO WONDERFUL 797 00:32:09,068 --> 00:32:13,482 BECAUSE INSTEAD OF BEING TWINS, WE COULD THEN BE TRIPLETS. 798 00:32:13,482 --> 00:32:15,724 DO YOU WANT TO SWITCH SEATS, SO I CAN HELP YOU... 799 00:32:15,724 --> 00:32:17,931 -YOU'RE SO GOOD, PENELOPE. -OH, BOY, OH, BOY. 800 00:32:17,931 --> 00:32:20,827 SHUFFLE THOSE, AND THEN SHUFFLE THOSE. 801 00:32:20,827 --> 00:32:22,379 OKAY. 802 00:32:22,379 --> 00:32:24,172 YOUR HUSBAND'S TALKING ABOUT MOVING? 803 00:32:24,172 --> 00:32:27,448 WE WANT TO GET INTO A TWO-BEDROOM, BUT IT'S SO HARD 804 00:32:27,448 --> 00:32:30,137 'CAUSE WE'RE ON, LIKE, A LIST, AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT. 805 00:32:30,137 --> 00:32:32,758 YOU'RE GONNA BE GETTING YOUR NEW LIVING SITUATION 806 00:32:32,758 --> 00:32:33,896 SOONER THAN YOU THINK. 807 00:32:33,896 --> 00:32:36,413 OH! THAT'LL BE NICE. 808 00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:39,172 YOU HAVE AN INTERESTING NAME PICKED OUT. 809 00:32:39,172 --> 00:32:40,793 JARED AND I HAVE PICKED OUT BABY NAMES FOR 810 00:32:40,793 --> 00:32:42,344 IF IT'S A GIRL AND IF IT'S A BOY, 811 00:32:42,344 --> 00:32:44,344 BUT WE DECIDED WE DON'T WANT TO TELL ANYONE, 812 00:32:44,344 --> 00:32:47,206 BECAUSE WE JUST DON'T WANT ANY OTHER OPINIONS INVOLVED. 813 00:32:47,206 --> 00:32:48,586 -OH, YEAH. -IT'S FUNNY. 814 00:32:48,586 --> 00:32:50,241 -SHE SAYS SHE DOES HAVE A NAME. -I DO. I HAVEN'T TOLD IT. 815 00:32:50,241 --> 00:32:51,965 -SHE WON'T TELL. -SHE DOESN'T TELL ME, EITHER. 816 00:32:51,965 --> 00:32:53,482 I'M JUST HEARING IT'S UNIQUE. 817 00:32:53,482 --> 00:32:54,862 -YEAH. -OKAY. 818 00:32:54,862 --> 00:32:58,758 IT IS HARD NOT TO BE ABLE TO DISCUSS NAMES WITH CHER. 819 00:32:58,758 --> 00:33:01,793 IT'S A VERY WEIRD FEELING TO HAVE A TOPIC 820 00:33:01,793 --> 00:33:04,482 THAT I CAN'T DISCUSS WITH HER. IT'S HARD. 821 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,379 CAN YOU WHISPER THE NAME THAT YOU HAVE -- 822 00:33:06,379 --> 00:33:08,448 -CAN YOU WHISPER IT TO ME? -YEAH. 823 00:33:08,448 --> 00:33:10,724 I'M NOT ALLOWED. I'LL DO IT AFTERWARDS. 824 00:33:10,724 --> 00:33:11,931 OKAY. 825 00:33:11,931 --> 00:33:15,413 IN THE PAST, SHE WOULD TELL ME EVERYTHING. 826 00:33:15,413 --> 00:33:20,379 NOW SHE ISN'T, SO THINGS ARE CHANGING. 827 00:33:20,379 --> 00:33:23,758 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL MOM NOW BEFORE Y'ALL GO? 828 00:33:23,758 --> 00:33:24,965 NO. 829 00:33:24,965 --> 00:33:27,551 AND YOU BETTER NOT SAY ANYTHING, EITHER. 830 00:33:27,551 --> 00:33:28,655 YOU EMBARRASSED ME. 831 00:33:28,655 --> 00:33:29,965 WHAT IF HE STABBED YOU TO DEATH 832 00:33:29,965 --> 00:33:31,379 AND THREW YOU IN A BUSH SOMEWHERE? 833 00:33:31,379 --> 00:33:33,620 I WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE OR WHO YOU WERE WITH. 834 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:34,896 YOU WEREN'T EVEN ANSWERING YOUR PHONE. 835 00:33:34,896 --> 00:33:37,034 -'CAUSE I WAS ON A DATE! -YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT. 836 00:33:37,034 --> 00:33:40,620 SEE HOW GOOD YOUR LIFE IS, AND WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 837 00:33:42,482 --> 00:33:47,517 ♪♪ 838 00:33:47,517 --> 00:33:50,137 [ SIGHS ] I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 839 00:33:50,137 --> 00:33:53,000 OOH. 840 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,310 WHY YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 841 00:33:54,310 --> 00:33:56,965 NO, I LIKE IT, BUT FOR THE FIRST DATE? 842 00:33:56,965 --> 00:33:59,862 LIKE, ONE WRONG MOVE AND IT'S OVER. 843 00:33:59,862 --> 00:34:01,965 MY DATE HIT ME UP ON SOCIAL MEDIA, 844 00:34:01,965 --> 00:34:03,655 SO I'VE NEVER MET HIM OR THE DATE 845 00:34:03,655 --> 00:34:06,000 HE'S BRINGING FOR MY MOM. 846 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,000 MY MOM'S A LITTLE BIT WORRIED THAT WE'RE GOING OUT ON DATES 847 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,862 WITH GUYS THAT ARE AROUND MY AGE, 848 00:34:10,862 --> 00:34:12,620 BUT I'M NOT WORRIED AT ALL. 849 00:34:12,620 --> 00:34:15,172 SHE'S GORGEOUS AND THESE GUYS ARE LUCKY 850 00:34:15,172 --> 00:34:16,655 TO BE GOING OUT WITH US. 851 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:19,586 NOW ALL WE NEED TO DO IS FIND THE PERFECT OUTFIT. 852 00:34:19,586 --> 00:34:21,482 I MEAN, IT'S SO CUTE, BUT, LIKE, 853 00:34:21,482 --> 00:34:23,172 LOOK AT THE SIDE BOOB AND ALL THAT. 854 00:34:23,172 --> 00:34:25,586 -THIS IS CUTE. -I DON'T KNOW. 855 00:34:25,586 --> 00:34:28,793 I'VE ALREADY AGREED TO GO. THERE'S NO GOING BACK. 856 00:34:28,793 --> 00:34:31,482 SO I'M GONNA GO, I'M GONNA TRY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, 857 00:34:31,482 --> 00:34:33,551 BUT IT'S STILL GONNA BE IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD LIKE, 858 00:34:33,551 --> 00:34:36,241 "UGH, THIS AGE-DIFFERENCE THING." 859 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:40,000 SHE KEEPS REASSURING ME THAT THINGS WILL BE OKAY. 860 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,517 BUT WE'LL SEE. 861 00:34:41,517 --> 00:34:44,172 CHANEL, COME HERE. 862 00:34:44,172 --> 00:34:45,551 WHAT'S UP? 863 00:34:45,551 --> 00:34:49,758 BRO, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? 864 00:34:49,758 --> 00:34:51,965 -IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE MUCH. -THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING? 865 00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:53,310 SEE THE SIDE BOOB? 866 00:34:53,310 --> 00:34:55,379 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME THE RIGHT OPINION, 867 00:34:55,379 --> 00:34:56,793 'CAUSE THIS ONE WILL PUT ME OUT THERE. 868 00:34:56,793 --> 00:34:57,896 WHERE Y'ALL GOING? 869 00:34:57,896 --> 00:35:00,206 WE'RE GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE. 870 00:35:00,206 --> 00:35:02,275 -WITH WHO? -I DON'T KNOW. 871 00:35:02,275 --> 00:35:06,103 THIS ONE, YOU KNOW, SHE'S ALWAYS DOING STUFF. 872 00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:09,068 THEM GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE TOGETHER IS DIFFERENT, 873 00:35:09,068 --> 00:35:12,586 BUT IT'S NOT SURPRISING TO ME BECAUSE OF HOW CLOSE THEY ARE 874 00:35:12,586 --> 00:35:14,793 AND ALL THE CRAZY STUFF THEY ALREADY DO. 875 00:35:14,793 --> 00:35:17,206 -THEY'RE YOUR AGE? -[ LAUGHS ] 876 00:35:17,206 --> 00:35:21,896 -THEY'RE, LIKE, IN THEIR 20s. -[ LAUGHS ] 877 00:35:21,896 --> 00:35:23,689 I'M GONNA TRY THESE TWO ON. 878 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:27,137 ALL RIGHT. BYE. 879 00:35:27,137 --> 00:35:28,517 DO THEY KNOW YOU'RE BRINGING MOM? 880 00:35:28,517 --> 00:35:32,241 I MEAN, I TOLD MOM THAT THEY KNEW, 881 00:35:32,241 --> 00:35:34,689 BUT, LIKE, THEY REALLY DON'T, BRO. 882 00:35:34,689 --> 00:35:36,137 SO, THEY DON'T KNOW IT'S MOM? 883 00:35:36,137 --> 00:35:37,862 I TOLD THEM, LIKE, IT WAS A FRIEND OF MINE 884 00:35:37,862 --> 00:35:40,379 WHO'S A LITTLE BIT OLDER. 885 00:35:40,379 --> 00:35:43,172 YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S A BAD IDEA, LIKE, THEM NOT KNOWING? 886 00:35:43,172 --> 00:35:46,344 THE REASON I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL ANYONE 887 00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:48,413 THAT I'M BRINGING MY MOM WITH ME 888 00:35:48,413 --> 00:35:50,551 IS BECAUSE THEN THAT MAKES IT A BIG DEAL, 889 00:35:50,551 --> 00:35:52,620 AND IT SHOULDN'T BE A BIG DEAL. 890 00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:54,068 I MEAN, IF IT COMES UP, IT COMES UP, 891 00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:56,517 BUT, HONESTLY, LIKE, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, SHE'S GORGEOUS. 892 00:35:56,517 --> 00:35:57,896 LIKE, IT SHOULDN'T EVEN MATTER. 893 00:35:57,896 --> 00:36:00,827 OKAY, BUT, LIKE, DO YOU THINK MOM'S GONNA GET MAD 894 00:36:00,827 --> 00:36:04,068 THAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW? -MAYBE. 895 00:36:04,068 --> 00:36:06,448 MY MOM'S ALREADY NERVOUS GOING ON TO THIS DATE, 896 00:36:06,448 --> 00:36:10,827 SO I FEEL LIKE IF THE GUYS DO FIND OUT THAT SHE'S THE MOM, 897 00:36:10,827 --> 00:36:12,620 THAT'S GONNA MAKE HER UNCOMFORTABLE, 898 00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:15,000 AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THE GUYS' REACTION'S GONNA BE 899 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,620 AND IF IT MIGHT HURT HER FEELINGS OR NOT. 900 00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:19,931 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL MOM NOW BEFORE Y'ALL GO? 901 00:36:19,931 --> 00:36:21,344 -NO. -NO? 902 00:36:21,344 --> 00:36:23,827 AND YOU BETTER NOT SAY ANYTHING, EITHER. 903 00:36:23,827 --> 00:36:26,448 OKAY, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT THIS OUTFIT? 904 00:36:26,448 --> 00:36:29,068 -THAT'S CUTE. -THAT'S CUTE. 905 00:36:29,068 --> 00:36:30,172 CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING, THOUGH? 906 00:36:30,172 --> 00:36:31,655 WHATEVER YOU FEEL THE MOST COMFORTABLE IN, 907 00:36:31,655 --> 00:36:34,758 I WANT YOU TO BE CONFIDENT AND CUTE. 908 00:36:34,758 --> 00:36:36,206 AND CUTE. 909 00:36:36,206 --> 00:36:37,896 YOU ALREADY KNOW WHEN WE GET OUTSIDE OF HERE, 910 00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,655 -THERE'S NO -- I'M GOOD. -RIGHT. 911 00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:40,827 YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE THE JACKET? 912 00:36:40,827 --> 00:36:41,896 -YEAH. -YEAH. GO GET IT. 913 00:36:41,896 --> 00:36:43,000 OKAY. 914 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 SEE, BRO? JUST MAKING HER FEEL GOOD. 915 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,413 I SUPPORT THE IDEA OF MY SISTER TRYING TO BOOST MY MOM 916 00:36:49,413 --> 00:36:51,275 AND JUST MAKE HER FEEL BEAUTIFUL ALL THE TIME, 917 00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:53,793 BUT KEEPING THE SECRET MIGHT BACKFIRE. 918 00:36:53,793 --> 00:36:56,241 I'M JUST TRYING TO PREVENT A CONFLICT 919 00:36:56,241 --> 00:36:58,206 OR SOMETHING BLOWING UP. 920 00:36:58,206 --> 00:37:04,344 ♪♪ 921 00:37:04,344 --> 00:37:08,068 HEY. WHAT'S UP? GOOD MORNING. MWAH! 922 00:37:08,068 --> 00:37:11,413 ♪♪ 923 00:37:11,413 --> 00:37:16,034 I TEXTED CARLY LAST NIGHT AFTER THE WHOLE CRASHING OF HER DATE, 924 00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:17,344 AND SHE NEVER MESSAGED ME BACK. 925 00:37:17,344 --> 00:37:18,655 -HAVE YOU TALKED TO HER? -NO. 926 00:37:18,655 --> 00:37:20,896 LAST NIGHT, CARLY WENT ON A DATE. 927 00:37:20,896 --> 00:37:25,379 WE WENT AND FOLLOWED HER, AND SHE SAW US AND... 928 00:37:25,379 --> 00:37:27,448 BECAUSE OF YOUR SWEATER. 929 00:37:27,448 --> 00:37:28,724 BECAUSE OF MY SWEATER. 930 00:37:28,724 --> 00:37:31,000 HAD SHE DONE THE RIGHT THING IN THE FIRST PLACE, 931 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,103 IT WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN ENDED UP LIKE THIS. 932 00:37:33,103 --> 00:37:34,931 I WONDER IF SHE ENDED UP HAVING A GOOD TIME. 933 00:37:34,931 --> 00:37:36,137 I DON'T KNOW. 934 00:37:36,137 --> 00:37:37,551 YOU WANT TO GO DOWNSTAIRS AND TALK TO HER? 935 00:37:37,551 --> 00:37:39,413 YEAH, LET'S GO TALK TO HER. 936 00:37:39,413 --> 00:37:41,931 CARLY SHOULDN'T BE SHOCKED THAT WE SHOWED UP. 937 00:37:41,931 --> 00:37:44,827 SHE KNOWS HOW MY MOM AND I ARE TOGETHER 938 00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:47,758 AND THE THINGS THAT WE DO, AND SHE SHOULD JUST ACCEPT IT, 939 00:37:47,758 --> 00:37:50,034 AND THERE WOULD NO MORE PROBLEMS. 940 00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:52,413 SO, HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT? 941 00:37:52,413 --> 00:37:56,310 -OKAY. -THIS IS YOUR FAULT. 942 00:37:56,310 --> 00:37:59,586 IF YOU WOULD HAVE HANDLED THIS CORRECTLY FROM THE GET-GO, 943 00:37:59,586 --> 00:38:01,896 THIS WOULDN'T HAVE ESCALATED TO THIS. 944 00:38:01,896 --> 00:38:03,655 LAST NIGHT WAS SO EMBARRASSING. 945 00:38:03,655 --> 00:38:07,034 I LITERALLY WANTED TO CRAWL OUT OF MY SKIN. 946 00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:09,068 I'M OFFENDED THAT THEY SHOWED UP TOGETHER 947 00:38:09,068 --> 00:38:13,275 AND WERE JUST COMPLETELY OKAY WITH INTRUDING IN ON MY LIFE. 948 00:38:13,275 --> 00:38:16,724 A SIMPLE "WE'RE GOING BOWLING, AND HE'S PICKING ME UP." 949 00:38:16,724 --> 00:38:18,689 THAT'S ALL. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? 950 00:38:18,689 --> 00:38:19,827 -NO, THAT'S NOT. -I KNOW. 951 00:38:19,827 --> 00:38:23,034 YOU MADE ME ACT OUT OF CHARACTER. 952 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:24,482 OKAY, "ACT OUT OF CHARACTER"? 953 00:38:24,482 --> 00:38:25,896 ACT OUT OF CHARACTER, EXACTLY. 954 00:38:25,896 --> 00:38:27,172 IT'S NOT ACTING OUT OF CHARACTER, NUMBER ONE. 955 00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:28,344 YOU MADE ME DO SOMETHING THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE -- 956 00:38:28,344 --> 00:38:31,275 -MOM IS NOT A STALKER AT ALL. -YEAH, OKAY. 957 00:38:31,275 --> 00:38:33,965 I'VE SEEN YOU STALK EVERYBODY. 958 00:38:33,965 --> 00:38:35,931 -THAT WAS NOT OUT -- -I DON'T STALK EVERYBODY. 959 00:38:35,931 --> 00:38:37,241 -YES, YOU DO. -I DON'T STALK ANYBODY. 960 00:38:37,241 --> 00:38:39,344 -YOU STALK YOUR KIDS. -YOU STALK MY HOUSE. 961 00:38:39,344 --> 00:38:42,103 YOU HIRED A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR TO FOLLOW ME 962 00:38:42,103 --> 00:38:45,448 WHEN I WAS AN 18-YEAR-OLD. 963 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:46,586 THAT'S CRAZY. 964 00:38:46,586 --> 00:38:51,172 I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW WHERE YOU'RE AT. 965 00:38:51,172 --> 00:38:54,758 THAT DATE THAT COULD'VE POTENTIALLY BEEN A GREAT DATE, 966 00:38:54,758 --> 00:38:56,241 YOU RUINED IT FOR ME. -OH! 967 00:38:56,241 --> 00:38:58,724 YOU EMBARRASSED ME SO BAD, YOU RUINED IT FOR ME. 968 00:38:58,724 --> 00:39:00,482 YOU SHOULD'VE LAUGHED IT OFF. 969 00:39:00,482 --> 00:39:03,620 DON'T BE SO DEFENSIVE 'CAUSE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU. 970 00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:05,413 YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY THAT THEY HAVE SOMEONE 971 00:39:05,413 --> 00:39:06,965 THAT CARES ABOUT YOU THE WAY WE DO, 972 00:39:06,965 --> 00:39:08,724 THAT I WOULD WORRY, THAT I WOULD FOLLOW YOU. 973 00:39:08,724 --> 00:39:10,068 WHAT IF HE STABBED YOU TO DEATH 974 00:39:10,068 --> 00:39:11,517 AND THREW YOU IN A BUSH SOMEWHERE? 975 00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:14,206 I WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE OR WHO YOU WERE WITH. 976 00:39:14,206 --> 00:39:16,413 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT EVERY TIME I USED TO GO OUT, 977 00:39:16,413 --> 00:39:20,448 SHE'D BE ON THE FRONT PORCH IN HER HER PAJAMAS WAITING. 978 00:39:20,448 --> 00:39:21,689 -OKAY. -OKAY, THAT'S WEIRD. 979 00:39:21,689 --> 00:39:22,862 THAT'S NOT NORMAL. 980 00:39:22,862 --> 00:39:24,068 AND I DID THAT BECAUSE I WOULD CALL YOU, 981 00:39:24,068 --> 00:39:25,793 AND AGAIN, YOU WOULDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE. 982 00:39:25,793 --> 00:39:27,103 YOU WEREN'T EVEN ANSWERING YOUR PHONE. 983 00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:29,068 SHE WAS CALLING YOU, AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN -- 984 00:39:29,068 --> 00:39:31,448 I TOLD YOU TO ANSWER THE PHONE IF I FaceTimed YOU. 985 00:39:31,448 --> 00:39:33,034 I WATCHED YOU LOOK AT THE PHONE... 986 00:39:33,034 --> 00:39:38,275 AND PUT IT DOWN. YEAH, I KNOW. BECAUSE I WAS ON A DATE! 987 00:39:38,275 --> 00:39:43,551 THE WHOLE PROBLEM IS YOU GUYS AND YOUR WEIRD RELATIONSHIP. 988 00:39:43,551 --> 00:39:46,206 I'M NOT THE PROBLEM. YOU GUYS ARE THE PROBLEM. 989 00:39:46,206 --> 00:39:47,241 IT'S NOT WEIRD. 990 00:39:47,241 --> 00:39:50,448 MY MOM AND MY SISTER ARE SO WEIRD. 991 00:39:50,448 --> 00:39:53,034 I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING THAT WILL CHANGE THEM 992 00:39:53,034 --> 00:39:54,724 TO ACT ANY DIFFERENTLY, 993 00:39:54,724 --> 00:39:58,724 'CAUSE THEY SEEM NOT TO CARE ABOUT HOW ANYONE ELSE FEELS 994 00:39:58,724 --> 00:40:01,241 OR ANY SITUATION ANYONE ELSE IS IN. 995 00:40:01,241 --> 00:40:02,551 IT'S ALL ABOUT THEM. 996 00:40:02,551 --> 00:40:04,206 I'M REALLY STARTED TO GET AGGRAVATED. 997 00:40:04,206 --> 00:40:06,448 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, YOU KNOW HOW I AM, 998 00:40:06,448 --> 00:40:09,034 AND IT'S LIKE YOU ANTAGONIZE ME. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE FREAKING -- 999 00:40:09,034 --> 00:40:10,655 YOU GOT NO RESPECT, AND I'M DONE WITH THIS. 1000 00:40:10,655 --> 00:40:12,103 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT. 1001 00:40:12,103 --> 00:40:14,137 SEE HOW GOOD YOUR LIFE IS, AND WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 1002 00:40:14,137 --> 00:40:19,000 ♪♪ 1003 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,206 WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH MY PHONE? 1004 00:40:23,206 --> 00:40:25,965 ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA BE JUST LIKE ME AND MOM. 1005 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:27,034 MY GOD, NO. 1006 00:40:27,034 --> 00:40:29,241 AND THEN I CAN JUST SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO." 1007 00:40:29,241 --> 00:40:33,137 NO. 1008 00:40:33,137 --> 00:40:34,758 STILL TO COME ON "sMOTHERED"... 1009 00:40:34,758 --> 00:40:36,931 WE HAVE NO IDEA IF IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL. 1010 00:40:36,931 --> 00:40:39,344 THREE, TWO, ONE. 1011 00:40:39,344 --> 00:40:41,482 I WANT US TO HAVE MATCHING BOOBS. 1012 00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:43,586 IT'S UNUSUAL TO HAVE A MOTHER AND DAUGHTER 1013 00:40:43,586 --> 00:40:45,620 COMING IN TO HAVE MATCHING BREASTS. 1014 00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:47,034 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 1015 00:40:47,034 --> 00:40:49,586 MARIAH TALKED ME INTO GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH HER. 1016 00:40:49,586 --> 00:40:52,310 SOMETIMES YOU GO ON A BLIND DATE, AND IT'S JUST LIKE... 1017 00:40:52,310 --> 00:40:54,103 I'VE NEVER BEEN ON ONE, EITHER. 1018 00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:56,275 SHE THINKS THE DATE KNOWS THAT SHE'S MY MOM. 1019 00:40:56,275 --> 00:40:57,379 SO, HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER? 1020 00:40:57,379 --> 00:41:02,206 YEAH, HOW DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER? 1021 00:41:02,206 --> 00:41:04,586 HE WANTS A BIG PARTY, I WANT A SMALL PARTY. 1022 00:41:04,586 --> 00:41:06,172 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT TO HAVE. 1023 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:07,620 I TOLD YOU WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 1024 00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:09,724 I HAVE TO INVITE CARLO'S FAMILY, 1025 00:41:09,724 --> 00:41:11,931 AND THEY'RE NOT THE BIGGEST FANS OF MY MOM AND I. 1026 00:41:11,931 --> 00:41:13,689 YOU WANT A BIG PARTY? THEN WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT. 1027 00:41:13,689 --> 00:41:14,896 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU'RE INVOLVED 1028 00:41:14,896 --> 00:41:16,000 IN THIS WHOLE SITUATION. 1029 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,241 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE INVOLVED. 1030 00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:18,379 THOSE ARE MY KIDS. 1031 00:41:18,379 --> 00:41:19,655 GOING TO HIS HOUSE TONIGHT 1032 00:41:19,655 --> 00:41:21,620 IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO BREAK UP WITH HIM, 1033 00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:23,241 AND IT WOULD JUST BE YOU AND I AGAIN. 1034 00:41:23,241 --> 00:41:26,517 MY DREAM IS FOR ANGELICA TO REALIZE 1035 00:41:26,517 --> 00:41:28,827 THAT JASON ISN'T THE MAN FOR HER. 1036 00:41:28,827 --> 00:41:33,137 SO, WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? DO YOU WANT THE RING? 1037 00:41:33,137 --> 00:41:34,517 ANGELICA AND I ARE HAPPY. 1038 00:41:34,517 --> 00:41:36,896 SUNHE IS IMPEDING THAT EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 1039 00:41:36,896 --> 00:41:39,655 DON'T LET ALL THIS MAKE YOUR DECISION. 1040 00:41:39,655 --> 00:41:44,103 THIS IS NOT HOW I RAISED YOU, ANGELICA. 1041 00:41:44,103 --> 00:41:46,793 IF DAWN COMES BETWEEN WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO BUILD, 1042 00:41:46,793 --> 00:41:48,793 I WILL FIGHT IT UNTIL THE VERY END. 1043 00:41:48,793 --> 00:41:52,275 IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHERE MY BOUNDARIES ARE SOMETIMES. 1044 00:41:52,275 --> 00:41:53,586 FOR ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T LIKE OUR PARTIES -- 1045 00:41:53,586 --> 00:41:54,655 THEY SHOULDN'T COME. 1046 00:41:54,655 --> 00:41:56,620 IT'S A COMMUNION, NOT A WEDDING -- 1047 00:41:56,620 --> 00:41:58,241 -[BLEEP] OH! -OH! 1048 00:41:58,241 --> 00:42:00,931 IF HE'S NOT ON OUR SIDE, THEN NO ONE'S ON OUR [BLEEP] SIDE. 1049 00:42:00,931 --> 00:42:03,724 MY MOM LOVES ME MORE THAN JASON DOES. 1050 00:42:03,724 --> 00:42:08,034 DON'T COMPROMISE. EVER. 1051 00:42:08,034 --> 00:42:12,344 I'M SUPER PROUD MY MOM WENT THROUGH WITH THE PHOTO SHOOT. 1052 00:42:12,344 --> 00:42:14,551 -TA-DA. -WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THIS? 1053 00:42:14,551 --> 00:42:17,551 I WANT TO PLEASE MARIAH. I DO HAVE A 16-YEAR-OLD. 1054 00:42:17,551 --> 00:42:19,482 YOU KNOW ALL MY FRIENDS FOLLOW YOU. 1055 00:42:19,482 --> 00:42:20,827 BUT NOW IT'S MOM, TOO. 1056 00:42:20,827 --> 00:42:22,137 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT AT SCHOOL. 1057 00:42:22,137 --> 00:42:23,862 I HAVE TO HEAR THAT. 1058 00:42:23,862 --> 00:42:25,862 YOU UP THERE, 40-SOMETHING YEARS OLD WITH YOUR ASS OUT. 1059 00:42:25,862 --> 00:42:27,172 THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL. 1060 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:32,896 ♪♪ 79112

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