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- ♪ I am American, American... ♪

- We are the largest and fiercest tour

starring drag queens in the world.

- ♪ My, my, my, my country tis of thee ♪

♪ These are all my friends, we are a family ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, despite what you see ♪

- ♪ This is who I am and who I want to be ♪

[cheers and applause]

[humming]

[singing]

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hi-ee - Hi-ee.

- Hi. Who are you here to see?

- Shangela. - Shangela.

- We love her.

- Aah!

- Oh, my gosh, all that glue, girl.

Goodbye, ear.

Just what--no earlobe by the time I'm 35.

That'll be lovely. Aah!

For those of you who have been living under a rock

or in a cave or in a box,

my name is Shangela Laquifa "Say What" Wadley.

- Werq the World. Werq the World.

- Darling diva of the world. - Yes, doll?

- Are you going to-- Oh, yes, doll.

You gonna Werq the World?

- If the world is ready to be Werqed.

- Honey, the dolls.

The dolls are ready for showtime.

Showtime.

- You gotta paint for the back row, bitch.

Like old backrow paints.

Lovely.

- You know what's lovely? Show's starting in five.

- I'll be ready, baby. Don't worry about the doll.

Baby, all they gotta do is press play.

They should never have to worry about Shangela.

Okay. Lovely.

Do I have titties in? Nope.

In there, titties. Should I do a glitter lip?

- No. No, this is stunning.

If anything, I'd just do something a little lighter,

just on the center bottom lip.

Boom. - Whoo-hoo.

- All right, Barcelona.

- Ooh, ola. - It's showtime.

- [speaking Spanish]

El show? - Translator.

- Places, ladies.

- Places. Lovely. Thank you, baby.

Oh, my God, Kenny took a video of me sleeping at the airport.

I fell asleep on the luggage cart this morning.

That's so hateful. The girls are so hateful.

Okay, I gotta go. I gotta go.

We gotta start the show.

No lipstick on the teeth.

Now we're ready.

Bird's flying high.

You know how I feel. Let's do it.

- Whoo.

- Hi, baby. Where are the gold shoes?

- Where's her gold shoes? - Go find the gold shoes.

- Come on, right here.

- Good show, Shang.

Good show!

[cheers and applause]

- I'm back again, bitches.

I'm Shangela.

[cheers and applause]

Thank you. Whoo.

What? I'm sorry.

What did you say, baby?

Okay. Okay. Calm down.

[chanting]

[laughs] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I was not robbed, okay?

People say that. I was not robbed.

I wasn't.

I was burglarized, bitch.

They took my shit!

They took my shit!

[cheers and applause]

The Werq the World tour is a concert-style major experience

with some of the top talent from "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Well, halleloo, and I'm back, everybody.

Yes. [laughs]

I'm not only a performer, I'm also the host.

I kind of set the tone at the beginning of the show,

and I also have my own personal number

that I do during the show.

So, you know, mama's gotta turn it out.

[cheers and applause]

- We're ready.

Are we ready, girls?

Wait, we're not ready yet.

Standing in my dress.

Shangela is the ringleader of the tour.

- Shangela is like the person

that kind of take care of everything.

With her, there's always a solution.

- That's the hardest working bitch in the cut.

- I think Shangela's a superstar.

- She's a natural-born leader.

She is like the glue that holds it all together.

[cheers and applause]

- Whoo.

- You can't say there's any other tour currently out there

like Werq the World,

which is why, like, I feel so passionate about this tour.

Tour life can be rough, but the fact about this tour,

the girls could be anywhere, and they're here.

I'm here.

And it's going to be something that will be around for a while.

[cheers and applause]

Barcelona!

We love you guys so much.

- Thank you for coming.

- It was so nice. - Thank you.

See you later. Bye. - We love you.

- Thank you, doll. Mwah.

All right, bye, guys. Thank you.

See you later, guys. Bye, y'all.

Two.

- Thank you.

- How many Werq the World shows have you been to?

- Eight.

- She's been to eight of our Werq the World shows,

in different cities all across Europe.

We love you, and we'll see you again.

- Okay. - Okay, diva?

- We love you, Shangela.

- All right, that's a wrap, honey.

Let's do it. We're gonna--

Yeah, you got your phone ready?

- Yes. - Okay, come on.

Let's do it real fast.

- Thank you so much. - Okay, ready?

One, two.

Nailed it. That's professional.

- Thank you. You're so beautiful.

- Oh, thank you. - It was lovely.

Thank you so much for coming. - Thank you, sister.

Until next time, all right?

Let's rock and roll.

- One, two, three, turn, then turn.

Front line, one, two, and set.

And then step four to the side.

Five, six, seven. Yeah.

- Tell Kennedy to calm down a little bit

'cause she's trying to outdo me.

- [laughs]

That's why we're in the front.

- This side. - Dallas, Texas.

- It's Wham! [both laugh]

- Today is our second day of rehearsals,

and we are pushing through lovely.

This is only the second time

that everybody has gotten together to learn

like the group choreography and all that.

86% of us are here, so we gotta work through that.

[all laugh]

That's always a challenge.

You know, you got-- everybody has to be here,

because we change people so many times,

it's important that everyone knows--

- It's actually 57%. - 57. Look at him. Asian.

So... [laughs]

I can say that, right? Is that okay?

- No. - Racist!

- Shangela is, I mean, that's my sister.

Like her and I are the ones who came up with this whole tour.

And she has this way of like talking to people

and calming them down.

And she can like take conflict head on,

where I kind of like tend to like run away from conflict.

I'm better off at my desk.

- That's lunch, everybody.

- Oh, yay. Wait, wait for Shangela to say it.

Ooh. [laughs]

- I am a co-producer on this tour,

so I don't like to call-- I'm not the boss.

Brandon and I work together and Chance does the choreography

and put all the numbers together.

But working on the production team,

you just have a lot more responsibility.

I gotta keep these ho's in line.

- Hi. Double dipping is perfectly accepted on this tour.

- When we get on tour, the most thing people want--

- This is true.

- Two things: sleep and food.

They will all get angry and horrible for sleep and food.

If you wake them up or if you don't feed them,

you're gonna have some evil hangry queens.

- Oh, you know, I'm gonna have a nasty old attitude

if I don't eat.

- Our Werq the World crew,

with the queens, the dancers, the production team,

is about 21 people.

It's big.

This is a non-fraternizing tour.

We have no inter-tour relations.

No, that keeps everything chilled.

- Oh, really?

- The new rule is no inter-tour fraternization.

- Girl, what you don't know won't hurt you.

- I'm watching everybody. I'm the den mother.

If I see you holding hands, bitch, I'm calling the law.

No. I see what's going on here.

- What? - No inter-tour relationships.

- New rule!

No inter-tour-- Oh, my goodness.

- Girl, Shangela, you got some trade on the bus, bitch.

She had a twink on the bus, bitch.

- Where's your scooter? Where is your scooter?

[all laugh] Where's your scooter?

- All twinky, all little twinky, Miss Trade.

- Cut. Baby, cut. Cut.

- ♪ In those jeans, in those jeans ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

- ♪ Know you're sexy and keep slaying the game ♪

♪ Make the world remember your name ♪

♪ Feel your puss down deep in your soul ♪

♪ Let your body lose control ♪

♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪

♪ It's your world ♪

♪ When you walk the street ♪

♪ Steppin' to the beat ♪

♪ Hey, kitty girl, get your twirl... ♪

- And it's actually kind of spacious for one.

You try to put two people in here, it ain't happening.

At least it's not happening comfortably.

- But it can happen.

- It has been said...

It has been said that it is possible.

I don't know by experience perhaps, but I know.

[laughs]

Tour life is super fun,

and sometimes it's really hard, too.

It's like back-to-back cities,

city, travel, city, travel, city, travel.

And you gotta remember, like,

I'm from the OG "RuPaul's Drag Race" gang, okay?

I've been doing this since 2000 and...

Well, let's not go there.

Let's just say we've been doing this

for like the last six and a half years.

It's too early. It's too bright.

And I can't find my shoes, so I had to wear Liam's,

and she wears a size five and a half.

So they don't even fit, see?

So you kind of get accustomed to the travel,

but being in a group, there are a lot of other things

that you have to like work with as well.

- Everybody, there's the KFC.

- Chicken.

- KFC. - The KFC, bitch.

[laughs]

- I grew up as an only child.

I've never had to live in the house with sisters and brothers,

so being on the tour I think gives kind of that family feel.

Just like any family, we love each other.

Sometimes we're around each other too much.

We have fun. We have fun.

- Morning. Good morning.

- [hums a tune]

- Have you met Ben? - And I'm on time.

- And you're on time. - Good morning, Ben.

- Hi, Shangela. How's it going?

- Wonderful. How are you?

- Doing well. - Good. Lovely, gal.

Halleloo. I like Berlin.

I like Berlin a lot.

Y'all, I'm going to get a quick bite before the rehearsals.

- Oh, I'm following you.

- Can I please have-- what's this doner box?

- Big, small. - Big, small of what?

- This is small and this is big.

- But what is it?

- With chip or with salad.

- But is it meat?

- Meat, beef. - Meat, beef.

Let's do big. - Big.

- Mama likes big.

- It's meat. It's al pastor.

It's tacos al pastor.

- That ain't no tacos al pastor, mama.

This is Germany. This is doner in a box.

I want to learn some German for the show.

What's this say?

- Hackfleisch oder spinach and kase.

- [laughs]

Day one, have you guys started right.

This is actually my second time hosting in Berlin,

so I want to incorporate a little more German this time.

- [speaking German] - [repeating]

Fabulous. Thank you. How do you say fabulous?

Okay, all right. She wasn't buying that one.

All right, let's go. Let there be light, Lord.

Oh, the acoustics in here. I love it.

[laughs]

- I'm singing live, Ubee.

I'm singing live on the show.

- Yes, we love it, gal, mm-hmm.

- Like...

- And then there was one.

Y'all went on me. Here I come.

I got the shmarma.

I've always had a really strong work ethic.

That's what I saw growing up.

Like my mom was a single mom.

My grandpa was a farmer.

Everyone in my family worked.

We just all worked.

I wasn't as handy as my grandpa was,

but I was smart.

So at the age of 14,

I was working as a stock market assistant,

like charting the markets every day.

I worked. So I've always worked.

And now as a drag queen, honey, I go to work.

[bell dings] - There we go.

- Don't stand under it.

It will fall and kill you.

- That is one heavy curtain. This is beautiful.

You'll see. I'm going to be lovely on the show.

You ever seen Beyoncé? Do you know who Beyoncé is?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I'm the next Beyoncé. - Are you?

- Yes, that's what they call me.

Yes, that's what's been said.

Love it, too. Bye. Bye, baby.

See you later. Okay.

Not feeling it. Not feeling it at all.

She is not having me.

- Whatever.

- I'm going to have to win her over.

- Yeah, you will. - I can do it.

I've got charm, charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

All of it. Thank you, Ubee.

Okay, come on, let's go to rehearsal.

- One, two, yes, ma'am, five, six, seven, eight.

- So I grew up in a small town.

I grew up in Paris, Texas, not France.

I actually loved growing up in my small town.

I felt like a really big fish in a small pond

because, number one, I stood out, you know.

My dad's from Saudi Arabia, my mom's black from Texas.

You don't get that mix a lot in Paris, Texas.

People knew who I was, and I loved that.

I loved being like a people person.

I wasn't really out as gay,

but I don't really think I was ever in.

I was just me.

So everyone knew DJ was DJ,

because I was involved in all these different things,

like, you know, accelerated classes

and cheerleading and all that.

I was in school in what we call, forgive me, but white world.

And so you just stood out.

I was like, oh, yeah, that's the black kid that's in that class.

That's it.

So I learned how to like mix with all different groups,

and it helped me, I think, as a person, as well.

But I was everywhere. She just--

And that's, like, kind of like who I am now.

Everywhere.

- Like, did the little boy from Paris, Texas

ever think he'd be performing in Paris, France?

- In a wig, in a dress, no.

Never. Never.

Okay, now I got to get a lovely mug on.

Let's do it.

Oh, Lord, am I out of foundation?

Girl, I can never-- packing--

You know, I'm gone from my home now for a month and six days.

That's the next time I'm going home:

a month and six days.

So this is what I have to live with.

I know it looks a mess now, but it's really very organized.

This is going to be lovely. Berlin is lit up for us.

Watch this. This is how you know.

Fans.

Halleloo. Hey, girl.

Yes, it's gonna be a lovely show.

Hi. All right. Mwah. Love y'all.

- Halleloo! - Halleloo, yes.

Okay, all right, let's close that up before, you know,

they start climbing in the window with a bitch.

[laughs]

Love the fans. You gotta love the fans, honey.

They're shaking the bus, girl.

I'm going to pad and tuck. Can I have some privacy please?

- Bush.

- [laughs] We going to the meet and greet.

Those who are ready are headed to the meet and greet.

We are meeting the fans here in Berlin.

Which way we go? - I don't know.

I just know how to get out this way to the lobby.

- Is it in the lobby?

- Is it in the lobby?

This is what happens when you're on time.

- On time. Always on time.

Your Kennedys, your Latrices, your Detoxs,

Kim, for the most part, like, come on.

I've not always been the girl who's been on time, okay?

Let's lay that down.

Miss Shangie Angie ain't always, you know,

at the 6:01 kind of girl.

I may be 6:03, 6:04.

- #TeamStayReady.

That's me, Kennedy, Detox, Kim Chi, and Sharon generally.

- Hi, everyone.

- The slackers are Valentina, Violet, Shangela.

Alyssa if she's here, horrible.

No sense of time, honey. None. None.

- Halleloo.

To my girl Jess.

Halleloo. You already knew, girl.

You already knew a halleloo was coming.

The meet and greet, okay, so we have people 100 per night.

Never fails. 100 people, if not more.

- Let's be honest. I'm here for Shangela.

- I love all of them.

It's like deciding which one of my kids I love the most.

- Look at me with my popcorn head.

- Meet and greets, they're a conundrum written into a riddle.

It is intimately meeting a stranger.

- I can't believe she's real.

- It's standing in a room

and breathing in the germs of 300 guests.

That's why we're sick all the time.

- I'm really excited. Are you gonna lip sync tonight?

- Yes, we all are.

- Finally. - Huh?

- Finally. - Oh.

- Let's be honest, I'm nervous a little bit.

- Are you? Don't be nervous.

- Because you're like the Beyoncé of drag.

- I am. Did you hear that?

What he said. Tell them what you said.

- You're the Beyoncé of drag.

- I mean, I'm just saying.

- Look at him, like, ahh.

- Every drag queen is a special snowflake,

and every drag queen makes someone's life

more beautiful and more fabulous.

- Yes, thank you.

Is this your first time at a drag show?

- Yes. - Ah.

Tonight, we're gonna set the bar really high for you, okay?

It's gonna be fabulous.

- I have high expectations.

- You do? - Yeah.

- Well, I guess I better step up then.

- This is great to meet Shangela finally.

She's just really fierce, and awesome, sparkly,

and, yeah, just really great.

To be more self-confident,

and just to sort of express myself

with glitter and glamour, yeah.

- We're German. - My German.

- My German. - Ah, perfect.

- Oh, what? - Yeah.

- How do you say "what?"

- Was. - Was.

Say was?

Wait. Do it.

- [speaking German] - [repeating]

[laughs]

- You're kidding, right?

- I'm passed out right now.

- You want to do it? - No.

What, are you going to take my shoe off?

- Yeah. - No, I'm okay.

Am I going upstairs? - Yeah.

- When the meet and greet is done, you're exhausted.

I mean, because it just takes so much energy, which is great.

We love the people.

You want to give everyone the same experience.

So once you've given all that for an hour straight,

then it's like, whew, done.

And you're like, oh, we still have a full two-hour show.

Lovely, girl.

But that's the name of the game, honey.

On tour, you gotta figure out ways to conserve that energy.

Now, mind you, this from the bitch that was in the clubs

until about 4:00 in the morning last night.

I'm ready, girl, lit up. Come on.

Look at these roses.

Valentina, eat your heart out, bitch.

[laughs]

- Attention, passengers.

[cheers and applause]

- Welcome to Werq the World Airlines.

- Whoo. [cheers and applause]

- Have a great show. - You, too.

- Okay, girl, kill it. Ya.

- In the case of an emergency water landing,

forget those seat cushions.

If you want a real flotation device,

you grab these.

Wait a minute.

What the hell am I talking about?

This isn't a real aircraft.

This is a drag aircraft.

The only rules are look sickening, feel fierce,

and get ready to have the best ride of your life.

So let's hit it, baby. Mwah.

[cheers and applause]

- I always wanted to be either in front of a camera

or in front of an audience.

Did I think I was going to be doing it as Shangela? No.

But do I love that? Yes.

But I remember when they first, the producers,

or the casting people from "Drag Race" Season 2

saw me at the Here Lies Before Me,

and said we want you to audition for our show.

I said, what's your show, baby?

They said "RuPaul's Drag Race."

I said, oh, mm-mm.

I'm not about to be on TV as a woman. No.

And I didn't do the audition.

And literally, like, they called my friend Ron,

and we--like he convinced me to do the audition.

I didn't even get in drag for my first audition for "Drag Race."

Sat there...

All right, how's everybody?

My name is DJ Pierce.

Not in drag, and just told them

here are the top 10 reasons why you don't want me on your show.

Number one, two, three, four.

And they loved the video.

And that's how I got on, I guess.

♪ Amen ♪

Oh!

Sometimes you don't see things in yourself

that other people see in you.

And he encouraged me to do it, and, girl, we never looked back.

Ta-da.

[cheers and applause]

You know, we are in Germany tonight,

and I've been practicing some of my German.

[cheers and applause] Yeah, bitch.

I'm Deutsche bitch tonight, okay?

[cheers and applause]

- I have to say, hey, Germany, wie geht's?

[cheers and applause]

[with German accent] Looks good, good, yeah, yeah.

- And we're about to announce who's going to win

the next spot of Miss Congeniality for Season 10.

- Fan Favorite.

- Or it might be Fan Favorite.

- No, no, no, no, I think there's only one.

- Okay, there's only one.

- They can only have one.

- In the Berlin show, Valentina was supposed to record

her Miss Congeniality moment before intermission.

But what happened was they rolled the commercial

and told people to go have a drink.

So she's dressed,

and they didn't get to record her segment.

Well, after intermission is her number,

so she has to change.

So we needed some time filled.

Well, you know I have plenty of numbers in the bag, honey.

Could I do my Beyoncé number?

- I guess.

- I just feel like if I go out there and do a ballad,

they're gonna burn the building.

- If it is--yeah.

- I like the ballad. I think it's like--

- I know you do, but, see, you're not Berlin.

You see me every night.

These folks see me once a year.

Ooh, I'm unbalanced.

- All the other numbers are turning it.

- They're turning it.

Y'all are gonna have me come up here and look like...

- That's good 'cause it's a change of pace.

- Oh, I don't want to be the change of pace.

Oh, I'm the change of pace.

I don't know about the change of pace, mama.

- You have the opening and a big part of the closing.

- Yeah, but the solo is also big.

I just feel like I really want to do,

like, a high energy number.

- Did you get that number from Shangela?

- Yeah. - She might want to change it.

She's having a moment.

- [laughs] Oh, oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, the girls up here. [all laugh]

So I whipped out the Beyoncé medley.

Now, this was not the number

that was originally put together for this tour.

It's 12 minutes long.

All the girls are looking like this.

- Would I do a 20 minute mega mix of Beyoncé? No.

Do I think she can sell it? Absolutely.

[cheers and applause]

- You really know that you're in the moment

when you can feel the lions roar.

It feels like a lion right in your face.

Like, reowr, reowr. It's crazy.

If I'm doing it right, I feel,

and the audience is with me,

I can forget all the moments that are going to happen.

Hopefully it doesn't look choreographed,

but in my head it's fully choreographed.

Because I can feel when things are going to happen.

Like, I know they're going to scream here.

I know they're gonna like wave here. Keep looking.

Which fan are you gonna like do this special moment with?

And sometimes I feel the moment, like, go to audience, gal.

And they're in it with you, you know.

In some moments you feel like, bitch, I am Beyoncé.

Now, I don't think I'm the real Beyoncé,

but, honestly, I felt like in that moment,

you just feel like super woman.

[cheers and applause]

I'm dead. [all laugh]

- Whoo! - Whoo!

- That was epic,

the best Beyoncé you've ever done.

- Bitch. - [laughs]

- What about the six foot leap?

- There was people crying.

- I don't have any panties on.

I don't have any-- No, I don't.

- They're inside-- Up there, up there.

They're in the bag on the chair.

- Baby. Thank you.

Was it good?

- Yes, oh, my God.

- Yeah? Oh...

- Bitch, it exceeded my expectations.

- Oh. Well, the girls are gonna hate me now.

[laughs] I didn't do it on purpose.

It was a good show, though. It was a really good show.

Tonight's whole show was really--

- Do you feel like it was your best Beyoncé?

- It definitely felt like it.

When you see that sea of people...ahh!

Bitch... - Step.

- Step. Oh, panties, yeah.

Thank you. Thank you, baby.

Thank you, baby-baby.

- Yes, I'm gonna need this costume.

- I'm gonna need to wipe off some sweat.

Jon, baby, just the titties, and give me some of that.

Okay, I'm just a flat-chested bitch tonight.

I've been around for a minute. You know what I mean?

Season 2, and to still get the love,

and the people to be so nice, like, it's really good.

It's a really warming, happy feeling.

It makes me feel like, you know what, bitch?

Even on days when you like, I'm exhausted,

you do it because, you know,

one, I love it, and two, they love it.

And it makes me happy to see them happy.

Oh, this is me. This is me.

- ♪ Hey, kitty girl, it's your world ♪

♪ When you walk the street, stepping to the beat ♪

♪ Hey, kitty girl, get your twirl ♪

♪ In the disco heat you're the boogie-body-rocking queen ♪

♪ Gone tomorrow, but you're here for today ♪

♪ Cat walking... ♪ - It was flawless.

- See, I like when you think like that.

That is why we are friends up in here.

Well, I've had the best time here in Berlin.

I wish I could go to the party with y'all.

Where is the party tonight?

Just in case if I just happen to tell the bus

to wait for me for a minute.

The bus don't have to pull out right now.

I mean, they...

- ♪ Ah, ah... ♪

- She goes out every night.

Every city, she goes out every night.

She'll get one or two hours of sleep,

hop on a plane, do her number,

do it flawlessly, and then go do it again.

- ♪ In a high heeled shoe when your world comes through ♪

- So that's it, guys.

Now we pack up and we hit it on to the next city.

Y'all coming with us? - Next city?

- No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

And where are y'all's husbands?

- No husband? - No husband.

- What about you, Lee? - He's not here.

- Oh, there's always a husband.

And Ateus? - I'm single.

- Oh, that's trouble. Trouble for me.

As you can tell, I'm--best behavior.

I'm a professional. Right?

- She's gonna sleep on the bus.

- Solo.

Professional, professional.

Alejandro's our friend.

Alejandro is my friend from Puerta Vallarta.

He's helping everybody with the tour.

Yes, see, look at that. That is so sweet.

- Halleloo. - Halleloo.

Honestly, we're going to go into this party,

and we have a show tomorrow.

But tonight we are O-F-F, right, Simon?

- Yes. - This is my friend Simon.

- Hi. - He lives here in Sweden.

This is my beautiful Swedish friend.

- She calls them her friends.

Yeah, sure, they're her friends.

She definitely brings them on the bus sometimes.

There was one that came with us for like three cities or so.

- Gentlemen, if you'll give me a moment,

I'm going to be a little naked, so if you don't mind.

Thank you. Mwah.

- Bye.

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

- Which one's the friend tonight, though?

- This is all my friends.

- The glittery one with the smile?

- She's a sweetheart from Brazil.

- Okay, so it's your friend from Brazil.

- And then the other one is the blond, Simon, who is Swedish.

- Simon, but he's also sweet.

- Yes, he's Swedish and sweet.

- And sweet. - Yes.

- Sweet like a sweet fish. - Tell me about Rodrigo.

- Rodrigo. Little Brazilian sweetheart

with the boyfriend who's French.

The other blond one who's with him.

Sweethearts. Everybody's a sweetheart.

- They're nice.

- And they may be tour assisting us in Oslo,

'cause we need help.

[all laugh]

We're understaffed.

Mama said we were understaffed,

and I work in HR and staffing.

And I'm trying to staff this show, y'all.

Y'all laugh. I'm trying to staff.

- They don't speak any English. Couldn't help us at all.

And we walked on the bus

and one of them was washing their dick in our bus's sink.

- Okay, I woke up, bitch, to my curtain opening,

and there was one of Shangela's friends in the bunk next to me.

- Wait, hold on. What curtain?

Hold up, hold up. - Yes.

- Oh, sing the Beatles song. Sing the Beatles song.

- Yes. - Sing the Beatles.

- Sing the Beatles. - Yes, girl.

And I go-- I'm waking up, and go.

- Was I on the bus?

- Who the fuck is that?

Who the fuck--

Oh, hell. Shangela?

Shangela, come get your friend.

The tour assistant. - You know what?

Sometimes you gotta find love in a hopeless place, mama.

- And it is a hopeless place.

[all laugh]

- And sometimes you find love in a ho-ish place,

and that's a whole different place.

- Well, you live in that place.

- Oh, my God. - [laughs]

- You see how the dogs do me on a weekday?

What's today? I don't even know what today is.

- It's Friday, bitch. - It's still in the week.

It's still in the week. It's a weekday.

- How do you respond to all these allegations?

- Uh--

- These are facts. They're not allegations.

- I plead the fifth, first and foremost.

And you are always innocent until proven ho-ish.

And also I must say, though, I'm very fortunate in my life

to meet great people in great cities all around the world.

We all are. [all laugh]

What the what?

[all laugh]

- Girl.

Oh, my God. - Kim! Kim!

Kim, they won't leave me alone.

Girl, you better leave me alone, girl.

You better leave me alone. - [laughs]

- Do you see this?

This is hateful.

- You're fortunate, girl.

- My God, the girls are so hateful today.

I don't know what to say.

Good fortune.

- Good fortune, bitch. Now that's fortune. Ooh.

- Y'all pray to the Lord. He will bless all of you, too.

- Being mean to you.

- They are so hateful to me.

Do you see what I have to put up with?

No, I'm kidding. They're fine, yeah.

They're all fine. Everything's good, gal.

All right, let me get myself right altogether.

♪ Don't tell me you love me ♪

Kim. - Here.

- Sharon. - Here.

- Valentina. - Hmm?

- Violet? - Here.

- Kennedy. - Here.

- Myself. We got a show, Elise.

- You guys mind if I play my ocean sounds?

- If this is like that "Laugh-In" episode

when they opened the thing and they tell jokes.

They're like, hey, Kim,

what do you call a rooster that crows?

- What? - Cock-a-doodle-don't.

- [laughs] - All right, good night.

[all laugh] - Time to go to bed.

- No, for real, can I play my ocean sounds, Kim Chi?

- Do a rain forest.

- Remember about Shangela's sleeping habits.

- Stupid curtain.

- Before she goes to bed, she completely strips naked.

- What?

- She hasn't done it yet because the cameras are around,

but she always has to sleep naked.

- I wish I-- - And sometimes--

- I don't know who washed these blankets before we got in them.

- And sometimes she sleep walks, and it gets really awkward

when you're trying to like go pee at night,

because she's just like running around naked and everything.

- This one is called woodland stream.

Do you like that, Kim Chi?

- I don't care.

When I pass out, I pass out.

- Okay.

- But I'll let you know if it bothers me.

- Hey, Kim. - Yeah?

- I bet I can get up in that bunk with you.

- Huh?

- I bet I can get up in that bunk with you.

- You want to do a bump with me?

- No, a bunk. I bet--oh, my God.

[all laugh]

- Scoot over, bitch. - I did.

[all laugh]

- Big mama, do you have a flashlight?

Ow.

- Little spoon, big spoon?

- Which one am I?

- Little spoon. - I knew it.

- Oh, I'm coming in there.

- You all can fuck off.

- "Wynken, Blynken, and Nod."

- Go to bed.

- Violet's cranky.

- But we're in an open relationship,

so Shangela can still fuck twinks.

- Oh, my God. - [laughs]

- Let me get back in my own bunk.

Good night.

- Thank you and good night, shady lady.

- Said the sucker.

- Good night, sister suckers. - Good night, sister sucker.

- Good night.

- Good night, sister suckers.

- Baby, you can't say that we have not carved out a space

in the world of drag tours.

I love what I do.

I really enjoy connecting with people,

and I'm so thankful for the opportunities that we have.

[cheers and applause]