Original subtitles

It's a nice day

Look, grandpa

I'm bringing you to town

mainly to get a grandson-in-law

selected by contesting in Kung-fu

Anyone who can win you

He will be your husband

So as to fulfill my wishes

Hey! Grandpa...

Why don't you wait for me, grandpa

You don't want to go do you?

Ha... let's go

Ladies and gentlemen

My name is Wu Pu-Cheueh, a native of Tunghow

I come here to select a husband for my granddaughter

by having a contest in Kung-fu

The terms won't be harsh

From sixteen to sixty, of any profession

Those who can win my granddaughter

may marry her right away, come on...

She's really pretty

Yeah, go ahead

Don't worry, let me go first

Okay, you go first

I Liu Chi, want to marry your granddaughter

All right, please

Come on, the next one, quick, quick

Make way...

You two?

Chin Pa... Yin Pa...

You are...

We'd like to enjoy success together

and suffer together

Now, you do enjoy and suffer together

Come on... gentlemen

If you want to marry a beauty

just show your ability

Ai, what's your name please?

Hsiao, they call me Shorty

A native of Kaifeng, sixteen years old

I'm still single

Sixteen? Now begin

Who's she?

He's so frightened like a fool, ha...

You're indeed a beauty

You... grandpa...

Go ahead!...

What's the matter with you?

Oh, nothing

Ladies and gentlemen this shameless guy

He told me to come to buy some cosmetics

I praised him for his diligence

But in fact, he wants to have a concubine

I support you to maintain your living

Get up, go home

What a daredevil you are

I'll certainly give you punishment at home

What an heartless guy you are

Anybody also want to participate

Me

Well, he's really powerful

Good...

What's your name please

Kao Ta-Ling, what I've learned Tangshan Ley

Your instructions will be hightly appreciated

Now begin

For those who're single please come soon

Don't miss the chance

There he is

Ma Tsao, wishes to contest

Take whatever weapon as you like

Ready, begin

Please

Thank you for your giving way

To win depends upon one's ability

Anybody also want to participate?

Hurry up please

Me

Who's he?

I don't know

Good, what's your name?

A handsome scholar

Pan An

Please, young lady

Okay, please take whatever weapon your like

It's not necessary, I've never been defeated

what I learned is Combined Divine Kungfu

No weapon's as powerful as it is

Ha... sorry...

Anybody who can win my granddaughter

He may marry her immediately

Come on...

Anybody else?

I'm now fifty eight years old

but still single

As the young lady is so pretty

I'd like to be you grandson-in-law

Good, good, please...

Master...

It's unpleasant

Let's go back to the mountain, master

O Me To Fo

My granddaughter's now eighteen years old

No one could win her

Why? No one dares to come?

Ai, brother

I, Ting Tou, would like to try

Good, please

Please spare him

Good...

Excuse me, young lady...

Grandpa...

Young lady

Grandpa...

Good... it's you! You!

Oh! Me?

Yeah, the contest for marriage

You won the contest

You're my grandson-in-law

No, I can't, I've something important to do

As you won, you must get married right away

So as to fulfill my expectation

Leave quickly brother

Let's go

Ha... you've no where to escape

Well, we have something urgent to do

Kan Feng-Chih

Are you sure?

Yes, at the entrance of East Gate street

Hh, follow him

You've not way to escape, Kan feng-chih

Leave quickly brother

Follow him

Grandpa...

Search

Yes

Whom are you looking for?

Did you see two persons come in?

No

No! Search!

Yes

Way for Great Learning's to realize virtue

What're they doing there?

Some children next door are reading

Reading?

To study and review often is a real happiness

To study and review often is a real happiness

The myna stays at the island of the river

Gentleman courts the beauty

The myna stays at the island of the river

Gentleman courts the beauty

Woman and mean person are hard to get along with

To keep far from them will cause ill-will

Woman and mean person are hard to get along with

To keep far from them will cause ill-will

Confucius said to keep leisured all day long

Confucius said to keep leisured all day long

Confucius said to keep leisured all day long

To keep leisured... the next

The next

The next

The next

The next

We can find no one, captain

Let's go

Yes

Good bye

Thank you, sir

Oh, no, this is what I should do

Gentlemen should be trustworthy and righteous

Oh? Lee's Village

We have walked for a hundred miles

Let's take a rest now

When we made trouble in the capital

and were chased by them three years ago

We ran just as fast as today

but it is not necessary

You can easily defeat those soldiers of Ching

In fact, we don't need to escape

from Ching soldiers but from old man Wu

Old man Wu?

It's you who brought the disaster

Well, please don't talk like that

What I brought is fortune, not disaster

Fortune? Then you may enjoy it

We have not avenged our grudge yet

How can I have the pleasure of love affairs?

Don't forget the seven days engagement

But I'm hungry

Let's go to Lee's Village to get something eat

Ai, you drew a lucky lot

Would you like to divine the eight diagrams?

Come on brothers, get them

Get them?

You should marry my granddaughter now

Hei, Don't run away

Their Kungfu is excellent, I think they're...

It's quite strange

Wherever we are, they always follow us

Isn't that very strange?

Probably they are...

The lackeys of Ching

Eh, we should be careful

We have important things to do, let's go

Elder brother

Coming, coming

You gentlemen are?

We are here to visit Mr. Lo

Power of loyalty influences the heavens

justice may affect mankind

The master's out but mistress's home come in

Ma'am

Sit down please

Mr. Lo... he...

He went to down town, mainly for liaison

Probably for...

Father said he'd return in a couple of days

Then we'll come again in a couple of days

Wait, this hours is watched

by Ching's lackeys

You should be specially careful when you got out

Buddha is merciful

Hui Hsin, the betrayer of Shaolin

Good, good

The master of Ghost Rain

Theft of Kung Tung

To follow from far away

To flutter on the snow

The snow of Mountain Tien

Soldier is unreasonable to the scholar

Poor scholar salutes Mr. Kan

Kuan Shan, I've waited a long time for you

Hei Sa, master of Blue Dragon Party

It's impossible for you to flee today

but if you'd like to follow the emperor

You may enjoy unlimited fame and fortune

How can we treat a thief as our father

Worse than a beast

A great man knows how to ride the tide

The Ching dynasty is now prosperous

It's better for you to be smart

You, the corrupt people, as descendants of Han

How can you be dog's legs for Ching

Well, try to defeat us first

All right, Kan's Kungfu is superior

You'll yield willingly soon

Now, wait to be arrested

Hen, they evil lackeys

Get them

Please sit down, can I help you?

Eight taels of pure Kaoliang wine and dishes

Eight taels of pure Kaoliang wine

Make a room reservation, Ting Tou

How about our dishes, waiter?

Coming, sir

Is this seat empty, mister?

You'd be sixty, mister

Yeah

Well, you should be a grandfather

Can I help you, sir?

Two dishes, any kind

Two dishes

Yes, to be grandfather is not so easy

When I was in Kaifeng two days ago

I tried to get a husband for Ping by contest

A nameless young man

defeated her

I then let them get married

You guess what went on

He fled faster than the mouse

Here are the dishes

Come here, Ping

No

He escaped and I chased

but I finally lost him

just look, mister

Her eyes are just right, and so is her nose

isn't she pretty?

Just look, just look, mister

Yeah, very pretty...

Grandpa...

I'm really angry

Why should he flee?

Our legs were nearly broken from running

See, he is a young man not responsible

and also heartless

Do you think should he be beaten?

Yes, he should be severely beaten

Ha... you're indeed my bosom friend

I got two seats for you over there, sir

Ai, waiter

Oh, coming

How about our food? Be quick, will you?

How much, waiter?

Three cents

Come here, waiter

Yes, coming

A real happiness to drink with a bosom friend

Bosom friend...

Thinking about that guy makes me angry

Oh, it's enough, grandpa

As he doesn't like me, we shall...

He doesn't like you? Is he qualified?

As I've make the decision

I must fulfill the marriage

but we can't get him

Even if he goes to heaven

I'll pull him down

If he enters the ground

I'll ask the yama to return him to me

I don't believe that he can flee

Let's go, grandpa

I've got to go now, sir

Don't hurry, bottoms up

When I find that you look at me

I'm so excited

I walk forward hurriedly to greet you

It's fated that we be married

Hey, young lady

I'm rich and powerful

Every woman likes me

I don't want to read and write

Every woman likes me

Oh, you're like the moon and stars

and I'm like the banana and betel stars

we're destined to be a fair couple

For more than ten years, from no beard to beard

Well, all the same

Why don't you have something new?

You're so beautiful and so nice

My luck with women comes

Look... the curved eyebrows

The bright eyes are like Autumn water

Your cherry-like mouth makes my mouth water

Your kiss makes my mouth fragrant

Don't be shamefaced

Let me embrace you, embrace you

This is what you don't understand

Slap means passion, curse means love

No slap or curse is unsatisfying

being slapped and cursed would be satisfying

Is it so, young lady?

Don't laugh, go ahead and slap me

Oh, it's so hot

Who're you?

Power of loyalty influences the heavens

Justice may affect mankind, who're you?

Lo Ming-tan

Oh, Mr. Lo, please

It's a matter of urgency

The name list of underground officials

has been found

Where is it now?

Lt'll be sent to Minister Kun

Let's try to steal it immediately

Right, we're going to steal it

I'm going to contact them

to kill Yungcheng

Let's meet at the Hotel yen Ku on August 15

Yes

Spare my life, sir

Stop

How dare you ruin my business

How dare you rob and kill during the day

Is there indeed no law

Law? I'm the law

Thank you for your saving me

Get up, please don't mention it

This is what I should do

Please don't mention it...

Thank you chivalrous sir

Elder brother

There are bandits in the desolate field We...

The real knight who can protect you is there

Please escort them, boss, good bye

Let's go, hurry up

It's you who're meddlesome

but I couldn't help but do so

It's okay, but you know I'm involved

and it's me who's suffered loss

Look at the ox night soil, it's so dirty

Dirty? You may wash it clean?

How can you speak like that?

You must be crazy

Have you come to wash too, sister-in-law

Elder brother

Oh, you're got lots of clothes

Yeah

Look, why are there men's clothes here?

The rear ones hurry up

Mr. Soldier

what's your name?

Li Tieh

My father, how dare you take advantage of me

Oh, my names is Li Tieh

From now on, change your name to my son

Your son

Right, go over

Where do you come from?

Lao Ho Kou

What's your profession?

Don't let them enter the city, Mr. Soldier

Oh, who is he?

Yee, this guy is my son-in-law

He hasn't done farm work since childhood

but he let his wife do that

He stays at I Lo Yuan all day long

Do you know I Lo Yuan?

Certainly I do, I went there often

I stole his clothes and also a prostitute's one day

I then called fire

He went out nude

It was really funny

You're fond of mischief

No, not at all

And the other time

It was wonderful

I said that you're fond of mischief

Well, mister, I... oh, bad

My son-in-law has fled again

He is so fast

What shall we do, my granddaughter?

Follow him, quick

All right, follow him, let's go

It's better to have a sense of morality

It's dangerous

Ai, your grandfather-in-law is very able

Shut up, go quickly

Let's go in to hide ourselves

Okay, I don't think she'll come in

It's go

So long

what a miser he is

I spared no effort working for him

but he didn't give me a coin

God damn, a real miser

Sir...

Please take nice seats upstairs

Woman grabbers

Upstairs please, sir

Please...

Don't hurry, gentlemen

Sit down, please

Any girl familiar?

What kind of girl do you like?

Oh, any kind

but you shouldn't

Why not?

As you have no girl show you know

You must be new comers

As it's your first time here

We should treat you particularly well

in order to satisfy you then you'll come often

Our business can thus be prosperous

It would then be your kind patronage

Well, how about me...

That's enough, select two for us

You're wrong

Ai wrong

Can I? Am I entitled

I'm but a waiter

Besides, I'm used to being careful

I'm fair without selfish consideration

If I select Ah Hua for you

Ah Tao will be unhappy

If I select Ah Tao

Ah Chu will be unhappy

Even if they are all happy

Then probably you won't be satisfied

Anyway, my effort will be in vain

Just think, I...

All right, now call their names

We have Ah Chu, Ah Tao, Ah Hua

Chin Chih, Yu Yueh, Ah Chiao, Chun Hua

That's enough, Chin Chih and Yu Yueh

Let me take a look in

Oh, you can't come in, young lady

Why shouldn't I come in?

Sorry, we don't entertain girls

I am looking for someone

Don't be afraid, no police, let me see

We are not afraid of the police

We are not afraid of the police

but are afraid of fathers-in-law

just to take a look, I'll be out soon

What, take a look

but there's nothing special inside?

It's all the same thing

Probably you'll be blushing

You

Let's go

She came to get her husband

What a blamed bum

who left his pretty wife alone

and came here to enjoy himself

A wife is not so attractive as a concubine

It's dangerous

Well, sir, they're Chin Chih and Yu Yueh

Entertain with care

How are you, sir

Sir...

Waiter, has the girl left?

Sure, I'm not boasting

Even the knaves are somewhat afraid of me

Really

Why?

I've a sworn brother, his kung-fu

is superior

En, he's well known

His kung-fu is superior

He is a handsome young man

He oppose the lackeys of Ching's army

Shouldn't they make a concession to me?

Yes, they should

Once they knaves didn't know who I was

They abused me

The next day, my brother came and beat them up

Now, tell us who's your sworn brother

The chivalrous Kan Feng Chih

Kan Feng Chih, does he come often?

He came the day before yesterday

And had an over night stay here

We talked the whole night

We did enjoy the talking and also the wine

The day before yesterday? We were fleeing

What?

We enjoyed drinking that night

Waiter

Ai, coming

Excuse me, I'll bring wine for you

Ai, entertain with care

Please take seats

Okay...

You came minutes ago, didn't you?

It was sister, and now brother

Sister? Brother? Oh...

Any room upstairs?

No room but nice seats, please

Come on, sit down please

Look, they come again

I know they won't leave

Can I help you?

We are looking for someone

Hey, you have the right person for that

No matter whether you know her name or not

Just tell me what she looks like

I'll have her appear before you immediately

Really?

You really can do that?

Certainly I can

Six months ago

a drunken tall guy rushed in

He forcibly wanted to look for his wife

just guess what was the result

A few minutes later

The spouses were together again

They came to express their appreciation later

They said I was good person and did exemplary deeds

Well, you haven't told me yet

Who are you looking for?

His family name's Kan

Kan? The kan...

Well, I'm just unable to recall

Kan?

Sorry, well, I got it

I recall now, I recall now

Excuse me, I'll come back soon

Coming, coming, what I said is absolutely right

I can know who you're looking for once you tell me

But we have two Kans

I wonder which one you want to find?

Who I want is not one of them

Not them? It's quite strange

Are you sure that she is here?

Yes, I'm sure

It's strange, what does she look like

En, pretty with good skills?

Good skill, it must be All Season Fragrance

All Season Fragrance?

This is what you don't know

It must be your first time here

The first time in my life

They're our top beauties

Let me tell you in detail, now listen

They're fragrant in all seasons

Four seasons? How can a season be fragrant?

It means Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter

the names of the four girls here

Miss Spring is intimate

You'll feel that you're in the Spring wind

Miss Summer is as passionate as Summer Sun

You would perspire all over

Sorry...

Miss Autumn is neither cold not hot

Like the autumn weather, you'd feel...

So Miss Winter must be cool

She's cool outwardly

but in fact she's passionate

Women are all the same

Outwardly they're virgin

but in fact they're eager to be held

to be embraced and to be kissed

I'm an expert on women

Nine women in then like to

They only worry men won't keep the secret

Sorry, sorry, I didn't do that intentionally

Sorry...

All right, but what do you want?

Have two dishes first

Don't like this one, don't want that one

They must be disguised men

Brother, you...

Leave quickly

Withdraw

Li Chung-Chun

Here

Send the name list to Minister Kung's mansion

It's serious, make no mistake about it

Yes

Leave quickly, brother

Sailor...

We want to cross the river, sailor

Oh, please

I finally got you, grandson-in-law

You're

Let's have a talk now?

No, I've something urgent to do

but the boat hasn't reached land yet

Please forgive us, sir

He really has something important to do

but marriage is also important

Ha... I'm lacking nothing

but a grandson-in-law

Sir, I...

Tell me why do you dislike my granddaughter?

It's only that we have no destined relationship

Please have someone else, sir

No, you must marry her

That's enough, grandpa

As he doesn't want to acknowledge the marriage

It must be because that I'm disgusting

It's disgraceful for me to live, let me die

Let me die, then you won't need to worry about

Young lady

Ping...

Grandpa

You're talented and pretty, young lady

It's a regret that we've no destined relation

All right, don't cry

I don't blame you

Let me die, grandpa...

Don't cry, Ping, follow my words

It's me who deserves to die

I'm so stupid and unable to appraise a beauty

Let me die to respond to your appreciation

Wait for me, elder brother

Grandpa

Elder brother

It rains heavily

We are almost soaked

Like an upside-down chicken

Let's go to the temple and take shelter

All right

Grandpa

The rain is really annoying

We don't burn joss-sticks usually

You may burn joss-sticks now

so Buddha will tell the matchmaker to favour us

Ghost... grandpa

Look, grandpa, he fled

Yes, the fleeing ghosts

The couple stand here, Buddha blesses us

Start

What shall we do?

Grandpa

Elder brother

Criminals, follow them, quick

Grandpa

Hurry, let's go take care of our serious business

Don't go too far, or I won't be able to find you

Help...

One, two, one, two, one, two...

Help...

What is the matter?

Go to hell

Yes, sir

Let's go, yes sir

Grandpa

Quick

Kill them

Get up

Stop joking, grandpa, let's go

All right, let's go

Get up, charge ahead

Here we are, elder brother

Coming, coming

Open the door quickly

Please come in, sir

Sit down

Wait

You're late

Your kung fu's as good as in the past Feng Chih

They are...

They're our comrades against the Ching dynasty

We chartered the hotel, they are all our men

Why do you come so late?

It's because

Let's take seats

Please

We were chased by the lackeys so we're late

And the name list?

It's the name list for

our men in Ching

Now, we've three missions

The first, to kill Yung Cheng

The second, to kill Kung Tai-Pu

and the third, to send the name list to Taoist-Pai

Kung Tai-Pu takes the position as commander

You're han people, but help the wicked

He killed loyalists cruelly

Killing him is like killing a hundred thousand soldiers

Lu Szu-Liang, Kung and I go to kill Kung Tai-Pu

Feng Chih, Ting Tou and Lung kill Kung Tai-Pu

Now you may go to rest

Let's proceed separately tomorrow morning

Kung Tai-Pu?

The lackey

How can they know?

Let's get even with them

That's right

Wait

If you give up the name list

We may keep you alive

You're dreaming

You, the lackey

We'll get you

Let's get even with them

Right, let's even with them

Even risk our life

Get them

Get

Stop

You may have two hours to consider that

Give up the name list, or no one will be alive

Let's withdraw inside

Yes, quick

Guard every direction

Yes

Quick

How could they know?

How could they know?

There must be spy within us

It's strange

Don't talk like that, let's fight against them here

You and Ling take the name list out by the back gate

No, let's fight together

The mission is most important, go quickly

Let's go

Yes

Well

We can't leave

There are Ching's army all over the hill

We're besieged

What shall we do then?

Let's wait to see what his plot will be

Bring some tea for them to quench their thirst

Yes

Please have tea, sir

Thank you

Please have tea, sir

Drink...

Thank you

There's poison

Wait... you drink it

Let me drink, it should be okay

It's time, sir

It's time, what's your decision?

You're dreaming

Bring them here

Yes

Let me go...

Ma...

Let me go...

Father...

Lo Ming-Tan, do you want to have them

or give up the name list?

Daddy

We had better give him the name list

No

You, the wicked mean old thief

Don't give up the name list, Ming Tan

The Lo family won't to unrighteous deeds

Take them out and kill them

Yes

You, the old thief

Mr. Lo

Don't worry about us, Ming Tan

Mother...

Tsui Lian

Mr. Lo...

Mother...

Shoot

The sky and ground are darkish

Even grass and wood feel sorrowful

What a disastrous world it is

Beloved and relatives have all parted

A hero should not shed tears easily

Man should fight in battle field

Hoping it will be sunny soon

Let's cheer over the dignity of Han

How dare you, who're you?

Do you remember, Kung-Wu-Chi?

I spared your life in our battle 40 years ago

Oh, Wu Lung-shan

You not only do not repent past mistake

but help the wicked to do evil deeds

I'd like to thank you for your forcing me out

So as to get the chance

to complete the magic powerful Kung-fu

that is appreciated by His Majesty

I'm now the most powerful commander

What a shameless betrayer

This day next year will be your death anniversary

Ha, you want to die, foolish girl

You have been hit by my sole soft negative feat

You must die within the hour

The evil person died finally

Oh, it's impossible

how could be force the soft negative feat out

There was an extraordinary person 30 years ago

named Demon of Snow Hill

by his Joy-Angry-Sorrow- Happy boxing

He killed and harmed many heroes

Ten branches were so angry

They attacked him together, but in vain

He disappeared finally

Joy-Angry-Sorrow-Happy boxing

is strange and powerful one dies once hit by it

In order to defeat such Kung fu

Yin Yan Intersecting boxing

Practiced by virgin boy and girl

to hit his laughing nerve centre is necessary

He could be killed only by this way

Joy-Angry-Sorrow-Happy boxing

Ping, Feng-Chih, combine your palms

Feng Chih, attack the lower three paths

Hit the laughing nerve centre

Attack the lower three paths

Hit the laughing nerve centre

Attack the brain

Break the breathing gate

Grandpa

Happiness is followed by sorrow

Feng Chih

Look, Grandpa

Follow him quickly

You can't flee, my grandson-in-law