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Ugh. Another slow quarter.
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Why are my dating numbers
down in the last ten months?
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Well can you think of
any major life changes
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you've had during that time?
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Right.
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I changed barbers.
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No, Harry.
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Your problem is Charlie.
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That's what I've been saying!
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But Charlie's my little wing baby.
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And women love babies.
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Yeah, but they assume the guy
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holding the baby is taken.
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And a total scum bag for
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giving out his number.
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No problem, I'll just let
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the ladies know I'm a sperm donor.
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Or, you could just not hit on women
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when you have Charlie.
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I can't live like that.
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Well you can't beat the wing baby paradox.
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If I put my mind to it there's nothing,
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and no woman, I can't do.
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I accept your challenge.
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It's not a challenge.
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I'm picking up women with that baby!
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Really don't care!
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Ha. Nice try Rose.
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Synced and corrected by
Mastermonger. www.addic7ed.com
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Where is Ana?
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She slept in.
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Her light was on all night last night.
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You know what that means.
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She snuck out.
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Or is deliberately wasting electricity.
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Oh my God, what if it's both?
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Nice of you to finally join us.
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Where were you last night?
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In my room.
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Reading up on Kim.
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And how is Ms. Kardashian?
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Kim Jong-un.
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You read about the president of Korea?
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North Korea and he's the supreme leader,
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not the president.
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Are you done with this?
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Apparently.
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I don't like her grabbiness,
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but at least she's grabbing for knowledge.
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Reading the news?
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That girl is up to something.
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I would totally help you pick up women as
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your wing baby, but I'm past my prime.
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Hey, I haven't given up on you.
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There's plenty of women out there
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for you to get for me.
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Where's mommy Zoey?
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She's watching a
documentary in your bedroom.
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Ok.
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I'll be right there, 'kay bud?
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Ok!
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Uh oh, bad news.
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What do you mean?
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Zoey watches a documentary,
adopts a new cause,
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misery ensues, repeat.
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You're right.
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When she saw that documentary on
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fossil fuels I had to
take the bus for a month.
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Have you seen bus people?
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I am bus people.
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Well we need to doc block that woman
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before it's too late.
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We need to make some changes!
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Aaand it's too late.
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What's up, sweetie?
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No not sweetie.
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No more sweetie.
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We have been poisoning our
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family with sugar.
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"Sugar, semi-colon, the devil's poison,
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colon, how sweet foods are destroying
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your heart, kidneys, and colon."
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That's quite the title.
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Real grabber.
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We need to implement a one-month ban.
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On documentaries?
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On sugar.
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None for us, and especially
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none for Billy.
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Look at this fridge.
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Full of poison.
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That was half a pie.
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Don't you feel healthier already?
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Here let me help.
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I'll find a good home for this stuff.
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Ana!
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Harry!
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Charles.
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What a fantastic wonderful
lovely look you have.
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Today.
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Yeah that's not weird.
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I'll be upstairs studying.
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Yeah, that's not weird.
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Okay, hand it over.
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Hand what over?
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Whatever thing we nearly caught you doing.
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Pink?
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I would've pegged you as more of a
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lavender laptop man.
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It's Ana's and yes, we were snooping,
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but we had probable cause.
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She hasn't been herself lately.
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She's been "studying."
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You would not believe the files we found.
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"NASA", "drugs in sports", "North Korea"...
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All hidden away in a
folder called "debating".
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I think it's pretty obvious.
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Our daughter is on drugs from north Korea.
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Do you have so little faith in her that you
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can't see why she'd really
have a debating folder?
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Oh my God, she's pregnant.
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She joined the debating team?
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There we go.
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Oh you two.
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So much to teach you.
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Hey, sorry we're late, we were ah...
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Just getting you flowers.
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Your favourite flowers are white, right?
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Sure?
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But I hardly slept last night.
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Can you keep Charlie a little longer so
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I can get some rest?
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No problem.
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Can I say hi?
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Ok.
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Hi Charlie.
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It's mama.
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Say 'mama'.
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Mama.
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Gotta go.
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Time to beat the wing baby paradox.
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Can't be done.
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Babies are nature's chastity belt.
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Give it your best shot though.
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I'm going back to bed.
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Unworried.
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Oh, he's adorable!
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He also comes in large.
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Me.
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I'm adorable too.
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And before you say anything else,
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Charlie's mom is not in the picture.
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So you broke up with a woman
right after she had your baby?
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Creep.
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No, no, no, no, I'm not a creep.
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These are for her actually.
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We were just on our way to visit.
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But she's not going anywhere.
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She's resting in peace.
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Your wife died?
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I am so sorry, I didn't realize.
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And here you are, trying to move on.
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Obviously you're still in shock...
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I am.
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Look, I'm sorry...
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Don't apologize.
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I am sure that she would want you
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to find someone...
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Actually, she said it would be impossible
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with a baby.
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Let me explain...
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Sh. Sh.
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You don't have to explain anything to me.
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But if you do want to get back
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into dating, just call me.
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We did it, Charlie.
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We beat the wing baby paradox.
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Couple of lady killers, you and me.
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Unfortunately one of
those ladies was your mom.
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I'm sorry.
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Parsnip.
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Rutabaga.
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I've never seen one of those in real life.
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Guess, your momses are
still on the no-sugar kick?
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That's rough.
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Hey, at least you got
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a juice box.
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Oh, it's a water box.
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How long is a month, exactly?
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Too long to listen to all this
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sugar whining.
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Don't tell your moms.
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Oh my universe!
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Eat it over there.
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As far as I know, this never happened.
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Sugar packets.
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White gold.
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Look at the little junkie.
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So I beat the wing baby paradox.
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I've proven a guy can get a date,
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with a baby.
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Not a date with a baby but...
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I get it.
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And best of all, nobody got hurt.
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Except for Rose.
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I had to kill her off
in order to get the date.
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That sounds bad out loud.
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I really should cancel.
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Dead woman walking.
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Oh, Rose, funny story...
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About how you failed to beat
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the wing baby paradox?
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Actually...
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hey, maybe you can start dating again
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once Charlie's in college.
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But will you still have hair?
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Why would you say that?
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And you're wrong.
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Dead wrong.
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I have a date later.
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Which I made with Charlie by my side.
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Which I am not canceling.
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Are you sure that isn't a grave mistake?
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You did it?
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You defeated the paradox?
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Yes.
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Shockingly, there are women out there who
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enjoy the company of men and babies.
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And the three of us are hanging out later.
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The three of you?
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Charlie, his dad, and another woman.
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Huh.
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Yep, it's gonna be a threesome.
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Well, not a threesome, but...
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come on Rose.
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Gross.
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Can you believe our little girl's
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a debater?
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Well I'm not surprised.
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I always knew Anastasia was a deep thinker.
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I believed in her first.
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You know, I was a
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master debater in high school.
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Three, four nights a week.
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Ask anyone.
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Well, I always trusted she'd choose the
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academic path.
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Who are you calling?
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Ana's school.
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I truly am the supportive parent.
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Hello, this is Anastasia Colbourn's father.
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Oh I'm great thank...
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no, the other one.
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I'd like to know when your debate team
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is having their next...
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mm-hm...
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Thank you.
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Ana's school doesn't have a debate team.
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I knew we couldn't trust her!
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I'm not insecure, but the thought of
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another woman near my
baby kind of bothers me.
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Is that wrong?
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Are you okay?
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It's just a small migraine.
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Zoey took us off sugar, and it's been...
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I mean I knew I'd lose Charlie to
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another woman eventually,
I just, I thought I had
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another couple of decades.
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That looks so good.
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Look, you can't let a woman take away
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what is rightfully yours.
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You mean the love of my child.
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Yeah.
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Sugary, powdery love.
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So you're saying this
jealousy I'm feeling is
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perfectly normal.
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I don't know.
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I'm in stage three sugar withdrawal Rose.
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Don't ask me anything else.
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I'm going to leave these on the table.
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No one has to know.
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Ahem.
283
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Hello, Billy.
284
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What are you eating?
285
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You didn't get these from me.
286
00:10:13,207 --> 00:10:15,941
Just don't tell mommy Zoey.
287
00:10:19,946 --> 00:10:21,747
Hey, Charlie's down for his nap.
288
00:10:21,749 --> 00:10:24,682
Thanks for coming over
because I'm a widower.
289
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I live to help others.
290
00:10:27,087 --> 00:10:28,220
Look, before this goes any further,
291
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I have to tell you something.
292
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I can see the burden that you're carrying.
293
00:10:32,092 --> 00:10:33,959
How about a massage?
294
00:10:36,096 --> 00:10:39,965
Try not to think about your poor dead wife.
295
00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:40,999
Sometimes I feel like she's
296
00:10:41,001 --> 00:10:43,533
still trying to contact me.
297
00:10:43,535 --> 00:10:45,169
Of course you do.
298
00:10:45,171 --> 00:10:47,137
Oh, I feel like I've died and gone
299
00:10:47,139 --> 00:10:50,140
to heaven!
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00:10:50,142 --> 00:10:51,541
Like Rose did.
301
00:10:55,313 --> 00:10:56,881
That's the spot.
302
00:10:58,250 --> 00:10:59,316
Okay young lady.
303
00:10:59,318 --> 00:11:00,951
This is your last chance to fess up.
304
00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:03,587
Have you or have you
not been huffing crack?
305
00:11:03,589 --> 00:11:04,788
I'm on the debate team.
306
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,857
Is it a crime to be invested in my future?
307
00:11:06,859 --> 00:11:08,191
I called your school.
308
00:11:08,193 --> 00:11:09,092
There is no debate team.
309
00:11:09,094 --> 00:11:10,093
I know.
310
00:11:10,095 --> 00:11:11,327
That's why I've been debating at
311
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another school.
312
00:11:11,897 --> 00:11:13,897
How dare you. Oh.
313
00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:15,164
What?
314
00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:18,468
You can do that?
315
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:22,005
So, when's your next debate, honey?
316
00:11:23,407 --> 00:11:25,608
We're so proud of you!
317
00:11:31,015 --> 00:11:32,681
How's the headache, babe?
318
00:11:32,683 --> 00:11:34,950
Ugh. It's still there.
319
00:11:34,952 --> 00:11:38,454
And these fruit flies are so annoying.
320
00:11:40,557 --> 00:11:42,525
There are no fruit flies.
321
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,026
This giving up sugar thing is was harder
322
00:11:44,028 --> 00:11:44,993
than I expected.
323
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,261
Babe, you're going through full-on
324
00:11:46,263 --> 00:11:47,362
sugar withdrawal.
325
00:11:47,364 --> 00:11:50,132
Maybe we should call off the ban.
326
00:11:50,134 --> 00:11:53,402
Yeah, maybe you're right.
327
00:11:53,404 --> 00:11:55,337
Seven times seven is 49,
328
00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:56,305
Roar
329
00:11:56,307 --> 00:11:57,205
I'm king of the jungle,
330
00:11:57,207 --> 00:11:58,540
jungle gym, Jungle James,
331
00:11:58,542 --> 00:11:59,607
my mommy wears lenses but
she doesn't wear frames.
332
00:11:59,609 --> 00:12:00,708
Santa's elves are building shelves,
333
00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:04,246
but they can only count by twelves.
334
00:12:07,215 --> 00:12:09,050
Did you see that?!
335
00:12:09,052 --> 00:12:10,952
He has so much energy now!
336
00:12:10,954 --> 00:12:12,554
In fact, I think we should do the ban for
337
00:12:12,556 --> 00:12:15,590
two months instead of one.
338
00:12:15,592 --> 00:12:16,991
For Billy.
339
00:12:25,234 --> 00:12:26,167
Is Harry here?
340
00:12:26,169 --> 00:12:28,135
Yeah, he's taking a nap.
341
00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:30,370
You're...
342
00:12:30,372 --> 00:12:31,738
Holding Charlie.
343
00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,674
He recognizes you.
344
00:12:33,676 --> 00:12:35,208
Oh I know who you are.
345
00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:36,242
Don't worry, I am not here
346
00:12:36,244 --> 00:12:37,511
to take your place.
347
00:12:37,513 --> 00:12:38,879
Darn right you're not.
348
00:12:38,881 --> 00:12:41,348
Rest assured, you still have a job.
349
00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,951
Cause you're Charlie's nanny, right?
350
00:12:43,953 --> 00:12:45,586
I heard that you have been such a big help
351
00:12:45,588 --> 00:12:47,420
since Rose passed away.
352
00:12:47,422 --> 00:12:48,589
Since when now?
353
00:12:48,591 --> 00:12:50,990
Since Charlie's mother died.
354
00:12:50,992 --> 00:12:52,458
But I'm alive.
355
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:54,861
And so am I.
356
00:12:54,863 --> 00:12:56,195
You know, and if Rose were here,
357
00:12:56,197 --> 00:12:57,329
she would tell us it is important for us
358
00:12:57,331 --> 00:13:00,432
to celebrate that fact.
359
00:13:00,434 --> 00:13:01,901
Best nap ever.
360
00:13:01,903 --> 00:13:03,736
Rose-Anne.
361
00:13:03,738 --> 00:13:05,237
Roseanne my-
362
00:13:05,239 --> 00:13:05,972
nanny.
363
00:13:05,974 --> 00:13:08,841
Nanny. Right.
364
00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:10,174
Did you want to stay and have some tea?
365
00:13:10,176 --> 00:13:12,443
Oh I do now.
366
00:13:18,312 --> 00:13:19,811
You told that woman I'm dead?
367
00:13:19,813 --> 00:13:21,012
Hey, I may have let a girl think
368
00:13:21,014 --> 00:13:23,172
that you're dead, but you're
pretending to be my nanny.
369
00:13:23,249 --> 00:13:24,882
Two wrongs don't make a right.
370
00:13:24,884 --> 00:13:26,150
You killed off my character in the
371
00:13:26,152 --> 00:13:27,585
movie of Charlie's life.
372
00:13:27,587 --> 00:13:28,786
No, I just wanted to beat the
373
00:13:28,788 --> 00:13:30,087
wing baby paradox.
374
00:13:30,089 --> 00:13:30,954
Which I did.
375
00:13:30,956 --> 00:13:32,456
I picked up with a baby.
376
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,292
In your face?
377
00:13:34,294 --> 00:13:36,343
My dead face.
378
00:13:36,828 --> 00:13:38,128
No more floozies near Charlie.
379
00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:40,531
I don't want some psycho
bonding with my baby.
380
00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:41,699
Tea's ready.
381
00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:43,267
Don't worry though, it's decaf.
382
00:13:43,269 --> 00:13:44,769
Yeah, real psycho.
383
00:13:47,004 --> 00:13:50,039
I was just leaving with Charlie.
384
00:13:50,041 --> 00:13:51,641
Then you two can gab about
385
00:13:51,643 --> 00:13:53,075
poor dead Rose, and what a
386
00:13:53,077 --> 00:13:54,678
bitch she was.
387
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,045
Hey, what's with the language?
388
00:13:56,047 --> 00:13:57,480
What would Charlie's
mother think about that
389
00:13:57,482 --> 00:13:58,648
kind of talk?
390
00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:00,550
I'll tell you exactly how she'd feel.
391
00:14:00,552 --> 00:14:02,051
She'd be horrified.
392
00:14:02,053 --> 00:14:03,920
The woman sounds like
she was mother of year.
393
00:14:03,922 --> 00:14:05,922
Harry said she was
practically a super model
394
00:14:05,924 --> 00:14:07,290
with a Master's degree.
395
00:14:07,292 --> 00:14:11,060
She even had a smile that
would melt an iceberg.
396
00:14:11,062 --> 00:14:12,494
Really?
397
00:14:12,496 --> 00:14:13,896
You said that?
398
00:14:16,934 --> 00:14:19,001
Well I guess if Rose were here,
399
00:14:19,003 --> 00:14:20,169
I'd tell her she were silly
400
00:14:20,171 --> 00:14:22,171
to worry about being replaced.
401
00:14:22,173 --> 00:14:24,941
Exactly.
402
00:14:24,943 --> 00:14:26,875
Why don't we give these two some space.
403
00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:29,277
What do you say, Charlie?
404
00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:31,346
Bye bye Charlie.
405
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,315
Mama .
406
00:14:33,317 --> 00:14:34,950
He called me mama!
407
00:14:34,952 --> 00:14:35,884
Get out.
408
00:14:35,886 --> 00:14:37,319
And stay away from my baby.
409
00:14:37,321 --> 00:14:37,986
Your baby?
410
00:14:37,988 --> 00:14:38,753
Rose.
411
00:14:38,755 --> 00:14:39,587
Rose, don't freak out.
412
00:14:39,589 --> 00:14:40,255
Rose!
413
00:14:40,257 --> 00:14:41,256
Rose?
414
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,460
You can see her too?
415
00:14:45,462 --> 00:14:47,028
I'm not losing my mind.
416
00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:49,263
Rose is alive?
417
00:14:49,265 --> 00:14:50,264
I don't know what kind of
418
00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:51,398
creepy role-playing this is,
419
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,467
but I am not into it.
420
00:14:58,039 --> 00:15:00,107
Okay, before you try to pin all this on me,
421
00:15:00,109 --> 00:15:01,976
normally I'm not this irresponsible.
422
00:15:01,978 --> 00:15:04,912
You can't argue with that.
423
00:15:04,914 --> 00:15:08,115
I totally forgot about Anastasia's debate.
424
00:15:09,484 --> 00:15:12,652
Can I get a ride, pal-y?
425
00:15:15,723 --> 00:15:18,324
Do I have to go to band practice?
426
00:15:18,326 --> 00:15:19,659
I'm tired.
427
00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:20,861
Here.
428
00:15:20,863 --> 00:15:21,961
I feel so much better
since I had one of these
429
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,563
organic granola bars.
430
00:15:23,565 --> 00:15:25,565
Whoa, these things have way more sugar
431
00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:27,401
than cupcakes.
432
00:15:27,403 --> 00:15:28,935
I don't care.
433
00:15:28,937 --> 00:15:30,270
Here.
434
00:15:30,272 --> 00:15:32,638
Don't tell mom Michelle.
435
00:15:39,446 --> 00:15:40,446
Deal.
436
00:15:43,149 --> 00:15:43,883
Now, is there anything you need
437
00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:45,350
before your debate?
438
00:15:45,352 --> 00:15:46,786
I know you're going to do great,
439
00:15:46,788 --> 00:15:47,986
I've always believed in you.
440
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,087
Really? Always?
441
00:15:49,089 --> 00:15:50,088
You haven't been flip-flopping every
442
00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:51,256
day this week?
443
00:15:51,258 --> 00:15:52,824
Neither of you believed in me.
444
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,992
You've accused me of huffing crack, lying,
445
00:15:54,994 --> 00:15:56,561
and wasting electricity.
446
00:15:56,563 --> 00:15:59,330
But if you want to make it up to me...
447
00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:00,765
anything you want.
448
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:02,400
Within reason.
449
00:16:02,402 --> 00:16:04,235
You could sign this for me.
450
00:16:04,237 --> 00:16:06,003
An overnight debating trip to Montreal.
451
00:16:06,005 --> 00:16:07,872
Absolutely not.
452
00:16:07,874 --> 00:16:09,574
Sorry, force of habit.
453
00:16:09,576 --> 00:16:11,309
Of course you can go.
454
00:16:11,311 --> 00:16:12,977
If you win the debate.
455
00:16:12,979 --> 00:16:14,145
Only if I win?
456
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,314
You don't think I can?
457
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,284
I was just trying to motivate her.
458
00:16:20,286 --> 00:16:23,988
I believe in you unconditionally, Ana.
459
00:16:27,359 --> 00:16:31,562
Let's look at bar fourteen
of 'Beautiful brown eyes'.
460
00:16:31,564 --> 00:16:34,664
A one, a two, a one, two, thr...
461
00:17:02,092 --> 00:17:03,158
Hi Harry, Rose.
462
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,326
Nice of you to join us.
463
00:17:04,328 --> 00:17:05,327
Of course.
464
00:17:05,329 --> 00:17:07,329
I'm dying to support Ana.
465
00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:08,364
Dying.
466
00:17:08,366 --> 00:17:09,465
Please, Rose.
467
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:10,700
Debates are no place for clever turns
468
00:17:10,702 --> 00:17:11,400
of phrase.
469
00:17:13,669 --> 00:17:16,270
So, Ana's interested in academics.
470
00:17:16,272 --> 00:17:18,540
Who would have thought?
471
00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:20,141
We would have thought.
472
00:17:20,143 --> 00:17:22,443
But we can't take all the credit.
473
00:17:22,445 --> 00:17:23,344
We can.
474
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,045
We do.
475
00:17:24,047 --> 00:17:25,413
This is all us.
476
00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:28,583
Really?
477
00:17:28,585 --> 00:17:31,019
Ana looks right at home with her team.
478
00:17:31,021 --> 00:17:33,353
With that handsome lug in uniform,
479
00:17:33,355 --> 00:17:36,023
right beside that muscular boy in uniform,
480
00:17:36,025 --> 00:17:37,791
next to that chiseled young man in...
481
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:39,660
is Ana debating for an all boys' school?
482
00:17:39,662 --> 00:17:40,961
Oh my God.
483
00:17:40,963 --> 00:17:43,430
She's in it for the boys.
484
00:17:48,136 --> 00:17:50,704
Billy and I had a little talk.
485
00:17:50,706 --> 00:17:52,472
It turns out over the last few days
486
00:17:52,474 --> 00:17:56,762
he's had thirty five times
the suggested sugar intake.
487
00:17:57,012 --> 00:18:00,113
He's basically a human slurpee.
488
00:18:00,115 --> 00:18:01,214
It's my fault.
489
00:18:01,216 --> 00:18:02,882
I gave him sugar.
490
00:18:02,884 --> 00:18:04,617
How could you.
491
00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:06,219
We've been off sugar ever since I watched
492
00:18:06,221 --> 00:18:07,387
this documentary...
493
00:18:07,389 --> 00:18:08,988
Sugar: The Devil's Poison?
494
00:18:10,124 --> 00:18:12,325
I thought it was a load of baloney...
495
00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:13,493
Guess that's it for us then.
496
00:18:13,495 --> 00:18:16,629
Until I saw your son today.
497
00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:18,098
Now I'm convinced.
498
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,266
Sugar really is a poison,
499
00:18:19,268 --> 00:18:22,301
and a devilish one, too.
500
00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:23,836
What do we do now?
501
00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:25,504
I've decided to impose a school-wide
502
00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:27,907
ban on sugar.
503
00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:29,642
So... none of the other kids will get
504
00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:31,477
to have sugar because of me?
505
00:18:31,479 --> 00:18:32,712
Precisely.
506
00:18:32,714 --> 00:18:34,513
In fact, around the office we're calling it
507
00:18:34,515 --> 00:18:36,015
"Billy's rule".
508
00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:37,951
I'm so proud of you!
509
00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:41,588
Well, thank you for coming in.
510
00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:42,589
Thank you!
511
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,193
I'm gonna get you a supply of chocolate
512
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,394
to keep your friends off your back until
513
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,596
this thing blows over, okay.
514
00:18:50,598 --> 00:18:51,196
But don't...
515
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,297
tell mom.
516
00:18:57,037 --> 00:18:58,369
Ms. Colburne.
517
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:12,650
Is she flirting with the other team?
518
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,884
Honorable judges.
519
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,185
I affirm the resolution that
520
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,321
parents must learn to trust their kids.
521
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,592
Otherwise, parents and kids
522
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,526
will get caught up in a frenzy of
523
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,929
suspicion and mistrust.
524
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,900
This lack of trust can lead to insanity,
525
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,735
not unlike the insanity in north Korea.
526
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:32,869
Or in space.
527
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:33,970
But...
528
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,339
I hate to interrupt, but our topic is
529
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:39,876
be it resolved world war two
could have been prevented.
530
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:40,511
Oopsy.
531
00:19:57,595 --> 00:19:58,661
Ravensbench High?
532
00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:01,930
One of you must stand for rebuttal.
533
00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:05,901
We forfeit.
534
00:20:05,903 --> 00:20:07,403
Yes!
535
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,039
Wow.
536
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,074
Unconventional tactic, but she won.
537
00:20:12,076 --> 00:20:14,343
That's my girl.
538
00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:15,644
Anastasia saw that their strategy
539
00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:17,279
was soft, so she used her
540
00:20:17,281 --> 00:20:21,416
assets to make things hard
541
00:20:21,418 --> 00:20:23,485
for them.
542
00:20:23,487 --> 00:20:26,889
I get to go to Montreal.
543
00:20:26,891 --> 00:20:28,691
You're letting her go on that trip?
544
00:20:28,693 --> 00:20:29,591
Of course.
545
00:20:29,593 --> 00:20:30,793
We trust our daughter.
546
00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:31,426
Really?
547
00:20:31,428 --> 00:20:33,062
In Montreal?
548
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:35,130
Where the drinking age is eighteen?
549
00:20:35,132 --> 00:20:36,965
Where they invented French kissing?
550
00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:40,602
With a busload full of boys who are trained
551
00:20:40,604 --> 00:20:42,504
to persuade people into anything?
552
00:20:42,506 --> 00:20:45,307
Tear up the permission slip.
553
00:20:54,717 --> 00:20:56,051
Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry I tried
554
00:20:56,053 --> 00:20:57,586
to kill you.
555
00:20:57,588 --> 00:20:59,787
Not what you think.
556
00:20:59,789 --> 00:21:00,788
How did I die?
557
00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:02,991
Tragic seagull attack.
558
00:21:07,663 --> 00:21:10,198
Can you pass the corn, please.
559
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,632
Should dad pass the corn?
560
00:21:11,634 --> 00:21:13,068
Arguing for the negative will be me.
561
00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:14,902
Be it resolved that corn
is stupid and boring,
562
00:21:14,904 --> 00:21:16,437
and must not be passed.
563
00:21:16,439 --> 00:21:19,340
Fine, you can go to Montreal.
564
00:21:19,342 --> 00:21:20,307
Yes!
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00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:24,445
Cheers!
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00:21:24,447 --> 00:21:26,080
Mm, red velvet!
567
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Wow, these are really red.
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You know, I heard about
this great documentary
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00:21:29,285 --> 00:21:31,819
on the dangers of food colouring that...
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