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Are you there?

Hey!

Come on, open up!

Your bullshit literally hurts me.

Come on, open up.

Please, stop this. It's not funny.

Come on, open up!

Can we get out of here please?

Please, open up, please.

Come on!

I'm gonna tell you the truth. I don't care.

I remember, it was the night of that huge protest.

Khaled was being yelled at by Diana,

and so I was alone at the front desk.

Just then an Italian came in...

One million protesters in the capital...

...so, so handsome...

Don't you think...? No, no, no, pardon me.

Between 300,000 and 450,000 in Paris,

according to the Minister of the Interior...

I remember I wanted to run my fingers through his hair,

to caress the yellow fur on his coat...

(in Italian) ...When are you coming back from Turin?

We'll celebrate when you get here.

Let's go out somewhere...

and have some drinks.

He was really my type of guy...

Upon arriving at the front desk, he asked me for the wedding suite,

and a friend of his arrived...

Then they went up to the room to do... whatever they had to do.

Good evening. Good evening.

I booked a room for two. Your name?

Armani.

Of course.

Our notorious honeymoon suite. Yes.

350 euros.

Please fill out this form and your passport, please.

How about yours?

My what? Your name.

Romy.

Thank you.

I love Italy.

I've been several times.

Is that so? Yeah.

I visited Rome.

Roma...

How beautiful.

And Florence... Firenze.

Yes, how beautiful, Firenze.

What I preferred was Sicily.

I went to Palermo.

There were gray rocks, very gray,

and the blue sea.

Very, very blue, the horizon and all that, it was very...

beautiful.

I was wondering...

Romy...

Are you mean, just pretending to be nice to me?

Or are you nice to me, but you want to be mean?

Neither.

Why do you smile when you say no?

He's waiting for you in the office.

Hotel Occidental, good evening.

Sorry.

My name is Gigi L'Amoroso.

Three guests for the 29th, got it.

Very well, thank you, bye.

I'm not here to play bad cop.

Don't think I enjoy it.

I was just doing room service. And you wanted to do that guy?

What if someone robs the front desk while you're having fun?

Do you need my help?

That's not the issue.

It's leaving your station for your own interest

lying to your coworkers.

But...

You OK?

This is our only suite.

So you're full?

We're off-peak but we're doing fine.

We have one British group on the third floor,

and...

How many on the third floor? Four, I think.

Okay...

Eight, with us that makes ten, so nothing interesting on the second floor.

Pardon me?

Sorry, wrong room.

Just can't be on time, can you? Oh, come on!

So this is your Hotel Occipital?

Occidental.

Same thing.

It's quite empty.

It's off-peak season.

Do you want the kinky eyes you were giving the receptionist?

You shouldn't give out information about the hotel.

Eighty percent of customers steal from hotels.

Even a bathrobe is stealing. Just be friendly.

They were classy, they didn't try to bargain.

Didn't they ask for twin beds?

Um hello, they can both sleep in the honeymoon suite.

They'll come down and ask for twin beds.

'-What about Khaled? '-Phone! Um hello?

Hotel Occidental, hello. I mean good evening.

I think I offended her.

I didn't want to say I'm ungrateful.

What did she tell you? Nothing. I don't know what to do.

And she's staying tonight. I don't know what's gotten into her.

There's always a reason behind her actions.

She really sniffs people out.

Come on, she's not a dog.

I was talking about women's intuition!

Guys never get it.

What?

Do you have a minute?

Its nice of you to not fire Khaled.

It's not his fault, he's like my boyfriend, a bit autistic.

He doesn't speak.

I don't want an epistolary relationship.

Episodic... Every time I want to break up,

he texts me love declarations.

Of course, I give in and we start again. That's how he is.

By the way, I'm staying here tonight.

Why are you upset?

What do you want me to say?

Stop giving my words a double meaning.

I'm not, you're the one talking.

That's no way to live life.

When you're a manager, you'll make choices too.

Work all the time like you do? Not me.

Out!

"(Arabic) Do you think I didn't get it?"

If you don't think I know what you're up to, you're wrong.

I advise you to leave.

Excuse me?

Romy, can you take care of him? With pleasure.

I think you're the one who's wrong.

Yes, sir?

Can you change this? Yes.

Coca Cola.

May I pick up the phone?

Yes, of course.

Hotel Occidental, good evening.

Yes.

You have matured so much.

So much more grown up than you were in the photos.

Do you want to sit? Yes.

Do you want a table?

Yes, please take a seat.

I'll come with you.

We have a lot of things...

for lunch. You can...

You can have cocktails. Okay.

You have the entire list here.

Thank you. Order something.

No thanks, I'm not hungry.

We have snacks. I'm not hungry, thanks.

Ma'am?

Our guest is waiting for you to fix his curtain.

Yes!

Can you take care of it?

I'm the receptionist.

Khaled, please take care of it.

Don't be difficult, please.

What would you like? I'm not hungry.

Not even a small salad? No, I'll just have a drink.

Look, there's a little cheese sandwich.

I'm not hungry.

Do you have plans for tonight?

Going out? Don't know yet.

Maybe we could, I don't know...

Go to the movies?

I have a boss, too, you know.

Could I get some more change, please?

Again?

I'm...

I'm very thirsty.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Let's go Okay.

Khaled?

Khaled!

Yes, yes, yes.

I'm here!

Good evening, ma'am.

Good evening.

Is everything okay, ma'am?

I'm calling the cops.

Why?

There was some story about a pink bag that was lost.

The Italians came down several times,

going back and forth,

I don't know what they were doing together,

maybe….

Diana said they were drinking Coke,

and Italians don't drink Coke.

She was a little racist.

He sometimes dropped his accent,

that was weird but it can happen.

Thank you, sir.

Sure, I called the cops.

No need to give me that look.

A man from the protest march security team...

So?

Can you move your car?

I'm sorry, it'll have to wait.

She says she's too busy.

Better do it quick, but it's your choice.

It's not my wreck that'll burn.

Says it's not his car that'll burn.

Romy...

Please.

I don't have my license.

No license either, Khaled?

Stay behind the desk.

Watch those two guys, I'll be back in three minutes.

It's okay, I can handle this.

What's he saying?

He says he wants alcohol, not water or urine.

I'm gonna call my boyfriend. Keep an eye on the desk.

Hello?

I met an Italian.

Why not now?

It's never a good time for you.

But Mom...

Good evening, sir. Good evening.

Did you book a room?

A woman called us in.

She spoke about a suspicious guest.

And robbery...

What he means is that we're expecting to meet a woman.

And that's your handbag?

Of course not.

Really? Why?

You don't like pink?

I have nothing against pink, sir.

A women left it and I found it.

Yes, I also find open bags that don't belong to me.

ID.

Sir, I work here.

The manager called you.

And she left without her bag?

Hey, we asked for your ID.

ID!

Sir, sir...

For the time being, I think the results are insufficient.

You talk about the conflict as if it were over,

but it's still going on, even tonight.

No, I don't think so.

Sorry, but I think our fellow citizens understood that understood we them.

So who's responsible for the current situation?

Let's stop talking about the past.

French women, the entire world is envious of you.

American and Chinese women look up to you.

Saudi backers only have eyes for you.

And new immigrants brave the storm every day to join your ranks.

You are repugnant. Educate them, gentrify the world!

Tonio, we have to be careful.

She called the cops. What did you do?

Who?

The nappy haired one downstairs.

Show a little respect.

She's right, I would have done the same.

What do you mean?

You paid your room? Yeah.

So you've nothing to feel guilty about, except your ugly mug.

So my face is the problem now?

Stop being jealous. Why are you defending her?

No, you tell me what's better, a guy who wants to confess

when he hasn't done anything wrong?

Or...

a sly fox who knows her craft?

She smelled us a mile away, that's why she called the cops.

Let me see this...

Dolled yourself up for me? Ouch!

You think I'm bananas?

Think with your head. We need to keep things separate.

That's not your head.

I think with my heart.

The heart's on the other side.

Not in the mirror, Gigi.

Not in the mirror.

You should know that we have lots of international guests.

I'm not at all prejudiced.

It's a well-known trick.

One distracts the staff while the other roams the other floors.

They booked a room on the upper floor,

so we wouldn't suspect them when we see them on lower floors.

The tall one, the one that looks the most like an Italian,

was doing the rooms while the other was watching me here.

Are you alright, sir. He falls regularly.

He faints...

I'm okay.

When I went upstairs, he texted his partner I was coming.

They're clearly not a couple.

Who says they're not a couple?

Yeah, they took the wedding suite.

Exactly! And he flirted with you.

The other one is dressed badly,

and they didn't even ask for a room with two beds.

Look, they're faking it.

So? I don't really see the problem, Ma'am.

That's not all.

Casanova in the yellow coat was trying to gather information on other guests.

You're acting paranoid.

The other one wanted coins for Cokes.

He drank two cans, maybe three.

Coca Cola with or without ice?

It's obvious! Don't you understand?

Italians usually drink something else.

I know my clients.

I've seen so many come and go.

And I'm sorry to say but these guys are non-alcohol drinkers.

So they're gay Muslims?

If I sum up, let's call a spade a spade...

The only issue you have is with their faces.

And that, with or without alcohol,

is called discrimination.

Are you saying racial or sexual discrimination?

They can file a complaint, you know?

And their Italian passports were valid.

It's not hard to get a fake ID.

You're making me feel silly.

I'm just trying to say those two are sketchy and up to no good.

You want us to take them away, is that it?

You can't make accusations like this.

What do you want us to do?

With everything that's happening outside, you need to check them out.

Why did you tell him about my blackouts? He's a cop, not a nurse.

Because it's the truth. That's no reason.

Maybe we didn't come here for nothing.

What if this was related to the mess outside?

I'll go check since we're here.

Here we go again.

To reassure you, ma'am, I'll check around upstairs.

Ma'am you should only call us for real emergencies.

"Know the story of ""Peter and the Wolf""?"

The boy keeps saying there's a wolf.

And the villagers don't believe him anymore.

"It's not called ""Peter and the Wolf.""" "Yes, ""The Little Boy who Cried Wolf."""

So nobody believes him and all the villagers get gobbled up.

How do you know that? You're such a suck-up.

There are countries, regions, religions

where people are just rotten, that's it.

Okay, let's not parade with flags on our heads.

These two might not be from here, we got it.

You say they're not together and flirt with her.

Why couldn't they really be together

and pretend to flirt with her.

Why wouldn't they really like me?

They saw you had a problem with them,

so they're trying hard to look normal.

I saw one of them.

He looked away.

He looked away on purpose.

Normally, when you see an officer in public,

you ask him what's up.

Like a spy, he's beady-eyed...

He's guilty.

Really?

Yes!

You can easily pick them out.

You were right...

They're not Italian.

Whether it's Belgium, Arabia or China,

we catch the bad ones.

Even from China.

Chinese cause fewer problems.

How about a search?

So when he says it's okay, it's really okay.

It's different for him.

That's not racist?

I didn't say they were guilty.

I look at facts...

Justice is blind.

Really? Same for me.

Your out of order.

I like the Italians.

So we have to find out if they're just handbag thieves or...

Or if they're preparing a bigger coup.

Can we go downstairs already?

If we don't, they'll come up.

Then what, kiss them on the mouth?

Think first.

Stop suggesting I'm stupid.

We go downstairs and say that we're going to have dinner.

No.

I'm the one who's going to tell them that.

You don't say anything or you'll ruin everything as usual.

Good evening, officer.

How are you? I saw you earlier in the hallway.

I might have seemed a little...

a little suspicious, but I was very surprised to see you there.

What's going on?

(Italian accent) Good evening, officer.

I'm staying in this hotel with my friend

and...

when I saw you earlier in the hallway.

I was very surprised to see you there.

We're going to dinner.

If there's a problem...

If there's a problem, let me know.

Is there a problem, officer?

I'm staying with my friend in this hotel.

We're just passing through Paris.

Paris...

How beautiful...

How beautiful is Paris.

What are you going to do?

Honestly, our hands are tied.

Arrest them!

Hey, I saw them drink two Cokes in a row.

Cut it out.

We can't do anything, it's the law.

Yep.

Don't worry, they got it.

I didn't tell you earlier because its not procedure,

but I gave them a sort of warning.

What's the point of calling you?

I have two thieves under my roof, I don't need a shrink.

(Italian accent) Ma'am, Sir...

Miss...

I'm going out to dinner with my friend.

I saw you earlier in the hallway.

Is there any problem? You see?

Nothing serious I hope?

Nothing serious, just a routine check. We're about to leave.

You're leaving?

Perfect.

Everything alright, officer?

Antonio, I'm hungry, come on.

Wait, I think the lady has something to say.

To tell you the truth, I'm quite concerned.

We received a call. Someone thinks your behavior is suspect.

Several people.

Don't take it the wrong way.

This person would like to know

why you haven't negotiated the price of the room,

why did you drink cokes...

The misunderstanding is my fault, I apologize...

But I thought you understood.

Earlier, I thought I recognized her.

I confused her with someone else.

A woman I loved so deeply I thought I couldn't live anymore without her.

The resemblance is uncanny.

Earlier, I was uncomfortable

and perhaps impolite when we spoke.

I'm embarrassed and really sorry.

But this story left its mark on me. You know each other?

You've spoken before?

You're embarrassing everybody. Stop it already.

One day, she left without warning.

Without a trace...

except the one that marked my heart.

Stop telling your life story.

Can we deal now with our worries?

So, are you straight or...?

What do you think?

You're sleeping in the same bed... It's none of your business.

He's playing you.

That's enough, ma'am, we all agree.

Sir, she apologizes for the misunderstanding.

Let's go, duty calls.

What were you doing on the third floor while he was texting?

Is it forbidden to text?

They're lying, they're not Italian. You know it.

Careful what you say or I'm arresting you.

And you didn't mention your chat with him.

Hiding something?

Chat is too big of a word, we don't know each other.

Say something in Italian, let's hear it.

Enough, calm down. It's gone too far.

(singing in Italian gibberish)

You idiots, you don't get it.

Please, forgive the misunderstanding. My boss is overworked.

We'll offer you a drink to apologize for the prejudice.

Damages? Good.

We have work to do, we're off.

Tell your boss to control her hasty judgments.

It's on the house. Khaled will take care of you.

Would you like a drink?

Thanks, but I don't drink.

Not on duty.

Good-bye, captain.

I think that the friend of the one I like

fell in love with my boss, Diana.

I don't really understand why.

And during the fire, he tried to kiss her.

But she didn't want to because she's too serious,

and not fun at all…

Stop fucking my life up.

Are you crying? No, I'm not.

I'm sorry, I didn't want to... I don't need your pity!

Get out!

Honestly, I didn't want to hurt you. Out.

Trust me, I'll sort everything out.

The customer on the second floor wants a refund.

He says it's not luxurious enough.

He's bluffing because his client isn't coming.

He should have purchased cancellation insurance.

Romy, we don't always agree, but we stick together.

And?

I know I'm right and I need you to trust me.

I need proof for... Proof of what?

They haven't done anything, stop it!

Since when is this a democracy?

Am I ruining things when we are seen as a couple

because you booked the wrong room?

It's not my fault.

It was the only room on the top floor.

Here you go.

Two whisky-cokes.

I don't want to know what's in your head.

Look...

I'm fueling up.

You can't stand being wrong.

You're being paranoid, jealous, burning out, whatever.

And you're dead wrong about my boyfriend.

He does care about me, he's just complicated.

Sorry, the Italians want to eat in. Don't move!

Tonio, stop!

Antonio...

Hey...

Khaled, go in the kitchen and make smoke

so we can evacuate the hotel with them.

No Khaled...

When I say black, it's black, even if it seems white to you.

You're only the manager, I know you've sold your shares.

Khaled, don't obey. Don't you see she lying?

Obey her and you'll have the cops in your hair.

Khaled, they won't eat here tonight!

Okay, I'm going to invite them to dinner

to apologize for the trouble.

I'm going to make dinner for you. Wonderful.

I'm buying you a drink.

Do these guys look normal to you?

I'm not saying she's right, but you came on pretty strong.

Who's signing your check?

Give me two seconds, I know where her bag is.

Don't worry I'll find this bag.

Hey!

Did you see the bag on the front table?

The front desk?

It's not there anymore.

It was there five minutes ago, the Italians were near it.

If someone had stolen it, they'd have seen him.

I don't know, just ask them.

Can't you do it?

Romy, please.

I'm tired of playing cop.

We've already embarrassed ourselves enough.

Did you make the sandwiches?

I feel sorry for your boyfriend.

Ask Diana about the bag, she knows everything.

Bon appétit. Merci.

You want to say something? I'm starving.

Wonderful.

We came here to enjoy a marvelous meal.

Delicious cooking.

Nothing can go wrong when one's hungry, my friend.

You're screwing everything up, you know that?

What's going on in your head?

"You can tell me, I'm calm ."

Make up your mind. Want to know or not?

Going for the gold, but all you'll get is a golden shower.

Are you done?

Sir, how are the sandwiches?

Madame...

I was just telling my friend that good things come to those who wait.

Perfect, aren't they?

I would happily kill...

if my mouth wasn't full of perfection.

I made do with what I had on hand.

Improvisation is a balance exercise.

Forgive me, did you find the girl's handbag?

You're being pushy.

Is it a wallet? Yes, a wallet.

No. In a pink handbag that was on the desk.

Since you were standing right next to it, I thought...

What did you think?

What if we did steal the bag?

We'll give it back and be best friends?

It's not what I meant.

Since it wasn't us, let's not go further.

You're going to faint again, it's enough for one day.

Yeah, it would be a pity for you and your girl...

Well, where is it?

Do you have cash?

We'll pay.

But the young woman said it was on the house.

Yes, I insist. No, no.

I insist.

Lets show them we are amiable customers.

Tip?

You're kidding?

He's kidding.

Where I'm going, I won't need any money.

And gallantry, young man?

My brother, bending for a buck? Wow!

What happened? No problemo.

All for a few bills.

My friend, everything's alright.

Aren't you ashamed, my brother?

It's...

It's a joke.

It's okay, let's go.

Go on.

Let's go back to our room.

Me, a petty handbag thief?

Me, petty handbag thief?

To steal what?

Lipstick, mascara and three euros?

I also have a complaint. Call the manager.

Don't pay attention to him, he's drunk.

I'll put on some music.

That will lighten things up.

Your boss wasn't totally wrong about me and my colleague.

I don't need money but you,

you love it.

You're not calling the police, are you?

My friend is a little tipsy, he's very sensitive.

I was about to put on some music.

So put on the music.

My friend's a troublemaker.

You know how it is when a colleague doesn't control himself.

Sorry, I'm being too familiar.

I hope it doesn't bother you.

Are we good here?

You and me, we're a bit alike.

Do you have a boyfriend? It's complicated.

I'd like to point out that I don't mix business and pleasure.

The nerve, show some respect!

She has intuition,

something very few people possess.

You seem to know her. It's more complicated than that.

Look.

For you, this is good.

For me, it's bad.

But what you really want, Khaled, to make more.

Everybody knows that you need this bag more than me.

I'll report you.

Everybody knows it's you.

No, it's not me. Your heart is corrupt, brother.

We'd like to get your real opinion about this

I'm talking about a political analysis of the situation.

And about solutions...

It's weird, sometimes you have an accent, but not now.

I lose it sometimes when the conversation is interesting.

It depends with whom I speak.

Accents are caught and then cured.

Like diseases?

Perhaps.

I'm going up to my room.

Can someone come help us, please?

Stop, it's not me, it's my friend! It's a misunderstanding.

Could he be putting on this act for me?

I prefer his friend.

This one's a real psycho.

Don't you think they both want to corner me upstairs?

I think it's much more serious.

I don't know what's wrong with me and men, I always attract trouble.

He wants me! You? What for?

If I were with his boyfriend, I wouldn't even look at you.

You're delusional!

They're activists trying to recruit me!

You?

And why did they make you drink?

If they were really separatists... Shut up!

If they were separatists, do you really think they'd tell us?

They can take action now that they got rid of the cops

Diana was right.

And the other one, the playboy...

He's trying to bamboozle you, so he can use you.

Earlier, he talked to me, neither in Portuguese nor in Spanish.

Stop it!

Nor in French. Stop it!

So he's not gay?

You're completely irresponsible!

Don't you see they're dangerous? Are you jealous?

Bullshit!

I'd be careful if I were you.

Listen, in the island I come from.

You don't start shit you can't finish.

You fuckin' urbanite.

I'm from Corsica!

I'm from Corsica. Stop it.

What did you say?

Come here. No!

Come here.

I like you.

It's a good start.

Civil war is the best thing.

Because when you're bleeding,

you know why you're mad at your neighbor.

One day, you'll thank me.

I'm going to tighten you up.

Because at war, the rear is usually soft.

But soon, the rear will be on the front line.

I think I solved your problem.

I solved it myself.

What?

Stop fondling me, I'm not your wife.

She's wonderful, she's beautiful, I adore her!

The woman nearly killed me, and you think she's beautiful?

I'm sick of your bullshit, sick of making up for your blunders.

I'm sick of your lies, your faces and your excuses!

Idiot!

Imbecile!

You want some loving? Here you go!

Take that! What are you doing?

I love you!

I adore you!

I love you!

Is that what you want?

I've been in love before.

When we'd look at each other, the sun beat down!

We looked until we couldn't and it poured out of us!

Did he hurt you? No!

Can I get you a glass of water? No!

Okay.

What do we do now? We're all alone. We should go find Diana.

Don't worry, we'll catch them, and she'll be proud of us.

I have to tell you something.

We were silly, we want to make it up to you.

Let me finish.

Coca Cola is not my obsession, but they have a giant bottle upstairs,

so why drink some here?

They'll burn their stomachs.

Why have an empty briefcase if not to fill it up?

Khaled says they're terrorists. That's absurd!

The truth is I didn't tell the truth.

No, I swear, they're dangerous because...

May the devil live in your house!

What did you do?

Wait!

Really?

Sorry.

This way.

What are they doing?

What are you doing?

What do you want?

Come on! Wait, my boss is...

Relax, we're taking care of it.

Don't worry.

Come on.

The truth is you're ashamed of having lied to them.

You need to leave now!

You could just have told them the truth about me.

How do you feel?

Don't pull the same shit again!

You only steal and lie.

Was I the one who threatened to blow it all up?

You think you're being a hero?

You were so sad about losing your authority

I said it so employees would come back to you.

I said it to please you.

Let's go.

I don't know you. You're getting too fresh.

But you look just like her.

Even if she pretended not to recognize me now.

I'm not her.

Even if she wanted me jailed, and to play the villain.

I would play the villain for her.

I would...

I would do anything to help her.

I just want what's good for her.

Really?

What if a man came into her life?

What if that man were to wreck everything in one night, just for fun?

Stop it!

I wanted to see her alive, for the last time.

I wanted to see her, and leave without regrets.

Hence, burn in flames for her.

What should I have said?

Come on, open up!

You won't kill me a second time.

Don't do this to me, it's not funny.

Talk to me.

Anyway I don't love her anymore.

I don't care about her.

It's over with her, that's it.

Open up!

Your bullshit literally hurts me.

Did you call 911?

Of course not, what for?

Of course!

They can't get to the hotel!

Mister Montana?

Let me out!

I'll let you out if you help me open the elevator door.

Deal?

He has the bag!

Let me go, I'm going the other way!

The manager is an imbecile!

Are you okay, boss?

What's going on?

A woman who was harassed by the police.

She burned down her hotel.

A hotel employee is willing to die if we can't change this unfair system.

Cool!

A heroine would rather die than surrender to this rotten system.

A cop wanted to rape her,

a candle fell and everything burned down, the cops and the hotel.

An activist manager protested by burning down her hotel with her inside.

We have to destroy one world so another can emerge.

Don't worry, I'm gonna save you!

The stairs were blocked by the fire,

so they stayed in the burning hotel.

No one knows what had become of them.

The bodies disappeared.

I personally believe they are totally fine.

They settled somewhere in Italy.

Because, that's where he comes from

the Italian.

Come on!

Your turn.

You go first so you can catch me in your arms.

I'm going down if you promise to follow me.

I swear.

Tell me you've always loved me but you couldn't find me.

I've missed you.

I didn't know how to find you.

Your turn.

You're so stubborn.

Okay.

Let's start again.

(In perfect Italian) There arrives

a handsome Italian at the hotel.

Suddenly he looks at you.

Mistakes, yes he has made many.

But she, she looks at him

and not what is behind him.

Please.

She absolves him.

He doesn't understand the outside world.

But he understands

what's inside her.

Trust me.

Nobody here really understands

although he did whatever he could do.

Just like a shaken 2 liter of Coca-cola,

let's very gently open our cap,

and feel the carbonation exquisitely flutter out.

Let's get high.

In an elevator with only an up button.

No stairs down.

And then the hotel exploded.

And Khaled saved me from the flames.

And I kissed him,

on the lips.

Khaled and I have worked together for a while.

He's super nice and he makes me laugh...

But he's too short and his arms are too weak.

And he also has small hands.

But at the same time, he's very kind,

and he takes really good care

of me.