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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:25,838 The Beautiful Antonia 2 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:57,705 (He's singing about underwear) 3 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:29,046 Rafaello... Rafaello! 4 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:34,720 Rafaello, wake up. -What a woman! 5 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:39,240 Want to go at it again? -Stop messing around, we've got guests. 6 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:42,320 A forest ranger on horseback. -A forest ranger? 7 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,560 Yes. -On horseback? -Yes. 8 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,920 Has he just arrived? -Yes. 9 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:51,120 Listen Caterina, a man travelling at this hour, in this heat... 10 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:56,422 ...isn't a forest ranger.. He's an idiot. 11 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:50,480 Welcome... If you need something to eat or somewhere to sleep, I'm at your service. 12 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:55,000 Perhaps there isn't much to eat around here? 13 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:59,240 Make yourself comfortable, I'll bring your meal right away! 14 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:03,160 Let me take this. -No, leave it. It's too heavy. 15 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:09,053 You seem adapted to the labours of love. 16 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:17,200 How long will you stay? -I don't know yet. 17 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:21,840 I'll certainly stay until they've collected all the apples. 18 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:25,560 This queer moves quickly! 19 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:29,720 I've been called from Rome to paint the portrait of a young noble woman. 20 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:33,520 So, you're a painter! I figured you were something special... 21 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:38,800 Who is this noble woman? -The daughter of lord Domenico... 22 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:42,880 Do you know him? -Certainly! He owns half the village. 23 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:49,800 The portrait must be for Antonia, the daughter. -Such injustice. It's only because she's nobility. 24 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:55,280 You would be a sculpture. -What shall I prepare? Some duck or... 25 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:59,400 ...or a soft thigh? -A thigh... 26 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,040 A soft thigh stuffed to the hilt! 27 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:16,934 What a great woman! -Yes, but what a bad husband. 28 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:21,120 Ariosto... I've been looking for you. 29 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:24,120 Lord Domenico is expecting you tomorrow morning... 30 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,800 He's got a big job for you. -So what? 31 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,760 Your boss needs help and you come running to me. 32 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:35,280 This is important, damn it! He needs some wooden engravings. 33 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:39,720 Well, I'm just the messenger. To your health. 34 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:44,441 You're an important guy. -I know what Domenico really wants... 35 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:52,351 Not with me! He likes to screw, but not like that. 36 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:12,720 I'm sorry Antonia, It's blocking out the light. 37 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:17,520 Sir, it's the fifth time in an hour you've used this excuse to touch my breasts! 38 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:22,440 Yes, but without malice! It's an artist's touch. 39 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:26,880 It's the touch of a dirty pig! -You offend me... 40 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:30,800 I'm touching you professionally. I am just a painter... 41 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:36,680 The man in me has already left the room. -Get the painter out as well. I've had enough. 42 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:42,000 I can't! My duty is to immortalise your beauty on my canvas... 43 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:46,289 My brush demands it. 44 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:52,080 What's wrong? Is your brush stuck? 45 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:57,600 If only you knew how frenzied it is right now! -My better judgment says to end this now. 46 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:02,080 No... I'm standing firm. -Then I feel sorry for you. 47 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,680 My painting? 48 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,400 You call this a painting! 49 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:12,884 How dare you try to swindle my parents! 50 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:17,480 Antonia? -No, you stay... 51 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:23,646 See if he really does stand firm. I hope that wasn't a lie as well. 52 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:42,840 Don't let it get you down. Antonia is going through a delicate patch. 53 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:49,840 Someone as skilled as you should learn to read her soul, not just her soft lines and rounded curves. 54 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:54,480 By the way... Do they look even to you? 55 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:59,920 But Antonia doesn't have any more than us. Don't you think? 56 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:04,107 I sure do. I've got no doubts! 57 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:08,425 Come... 58 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:15,400 Look, Beatrice! 59 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:20,827 My God... I don't know what to say! 60 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:33,520 Can I come in? -Please... You're the owner. 61 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:38,560 I heard you were up so I brought you breakfast. 62 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:43,880 Do you like spicy sausage? They make it around these parts. 63 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:47,080 I like your parts! -Please... 64 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:52,131 I left a pot boiling in the kitchen. -It's boiling over now! 65 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:57,400 Impossible! -What? 66 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:01,360 You're not wearing anything underneath. -Is that 'nothing' to you? Take a better look. 67 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:05,400 Yes, I know, but I'm talking about underwear. -What? 68 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,600 Underwear... It's the latest fashion from Milan. 69 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,400 What is it? -Haven't you heard? 70 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:18,680 All women wear it today.. Florence, Rome, Bologna. The cities are full of underwear. 71 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:21,640 Here they are... 72 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:25,120 Any woman who wears these will be irresistible. 73 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:30,680 Holy ghost from purgatory! Now I know why my husband doesn't like me anymore... 74 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:34,400 He always sees me without underwear. Can I try them on? 75 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:39,053 They're yours, but I'll put them on. Later... 76 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:19,433 You're not playing a joke on me, and you won't let me put them on later? 77 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:26,120 Have you broken something? 78 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:31,880 Do I have to take this to little Giovanni? -Yes. What's the problem? 79 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:37,320 Nothing... I'll just top myself now. -Why? Little Giovanni is like everyone else. 80 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:43,480 No... He treats people badly. -Relax, there's nothing to worry about. 81 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:48,200 In this instance you're just an ambassador. He won't use his fists. 82 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:53,560 Then he'll kick me. -Don't be difficult. Do you trust me? 83 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:58,560 Yes, and I'm happy to do so, but you're asking me to get beaten up. 84 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:05,240 Go in peace, Ariosto. That little men won't lay a finger on you. 85 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:09,840 This money should smooth the ride. Have some faith in me. 86 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,080 Remember, whatever happens... 87 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:16,631 I'm here! -Here. But it's me who has to go there! 88 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:33,320 One word and I'll cut your balls off. 89 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:38,440 Spit it out! Who is my dirty husband's latest victim? 90 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:43,000 What bitch will accompany him tonight? -No dogs tonight. 91 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:48,600 Then it will be a cow! Ariosto, I know my husband's habits well... 92 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:53,560 All his depraved habits. I also know it's you who is supplying him with women! 93 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,840 Mr Domenico called me here for something else, I assure you! 94 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,480 Here... 95 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:03,920 I've to take this message to Little Giovanni. 96 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,840 A message for Little Giovanni? 97 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:10,520 Curse him! He's gone and done it... 98 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:14,160 He's going to shatter our daughter's happiness... 99 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:18,403 My poor girl. 100 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:49,280 Poor Antonia, so young and beautiful... 101 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:53,262 She'll have to renounce her one true love! 102 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,120 Don't cry... 103 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:04,520 Everything will heal in time. 104 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:08,520 What are you doing in my room? -I don't know. You invited me here! 105 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:13,389 Get out. You miserable worm! 106 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,440 Antonia. 107 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,329 Fulco. 108 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:44,680 Sorry, I was looking for you in the grounds. Yesterday you were dressed as a fig tree. 109 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:49,200 Yes, but the oak is more comfortable. We can't go on like this, Antonia. 110 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:57,120 You're right, my love, but as long as our fathers keep feuding, this is the only way. 111 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:00,317 Kiss me. 112 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:08,800 Be brave, our love will triumph. I must leave now, till tomorrow. 113 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:13,280 Think of another disguise. I don't want to be a tree anymore. 114 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,080 Why not? -Because there are too many dogs here... 115 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,378 Take a look. 116 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:36,720 What are you looking at? This is ladies stuff, it's not for peasants like you. 117 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:40,840 Fuck off. -Ariosto... Come here. 118 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,960 I want to buy you a drink. -Why? 119 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:48,440 Because I like you, and also because you didn't deserve that insult. 120 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,880 I get it everyday. -Well, what's wrong? 121 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,320 Little Giovanni. -Who's he? 122 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,560 A son of a bitch. -What's he done to you? 123 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,680 Nothing yet. -Well then? 124 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,080 He's a son of a bitch for what he's going to do soon. 125 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,440 I don't understand. -I've got a letter for him... 126 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:08,080 ...but I know how he'll react. He'll read it and he'll get pissed off... 127 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,160 He'll pick up a stick and beat me to death. 128 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,960 Then he's a brute! -I don't know about that... 129 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:17,080 All I know is he's a son of a bitch. 130 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,560 Rafaello... Rafaello! Wake up. 131 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:23,120 Look at this beautiful thing. -I know you're beautiful... 132 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,560 ...but you can be a pain in the ass. -I was talking about something else... 133 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:30,720 Wake up. I want to show you my underwear. 134 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,680 Do you like it? It's the latest fashion from Milan. 135 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:37,560 Tonight we'll make love in all of them, just like ladies do! 136 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,200 Happy? 137 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:43,560 You dirty stinking cow! Take that stuff off now... 138 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:47,120 ...before I kill you! -Stop! What are you doing? 139 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,480 You shameless witch! I'll give you the latest fashion. 140 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:55,167 The ladies in Florence wear them. -The prostitutes in Florence wear them! 141 00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:03,859 What will they invent next? -I thought they were a good thing! 142 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:11,320 This is an instrument from Mephistopholes. Get up, and go and see brother Pomporio. 143 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:17,720 Hurry and confess. He's a good man, but your sin is great... 144 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:24,967 Who knows how many times I will have to kiss Lucurdone before I find a solution? 145 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:42,000 I wonder what life would be like without women. 146 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,960 Do you like women? -Of course I do... 147 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:48,680 ...but there's too many of them. Take wives, for example... 148 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:53,120 Are you married? -Unfortunately, I had a moment of weakness... 149 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:57,160 I understand... Your wife is on top and you're at the bottom. 150 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:01,280 No, I always get above my station! 151 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,454 There she is. 152 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,669 Look how welcoming. -Your wife? 153 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,960 I thought I'd bump into you. -Me too. 154 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:25,000 We're still waiting for a piece of bread. -Don't shout, I'm with an important person. 155 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:29,720 Right! Another vagabond like you. They haven't eaten since yesterday. 156 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:37,600 Damn it! Be quiet. Here... Four bolognese for tonight. 157 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:42,000 Who did you steal it from? -Quiet! Don't embarass me. 158 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:47,920 He has to think I'm a regular guy. Play along with me now... 159 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:53,160 Don't worry. Just come up to me and pretend to say sorry. 160 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,640 ...and get back home! 161 00:18:55,640 --> 00:19:00,320 I won't beat you here because I don't want to cause a scene. 162 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:05,280 Don't let me find you on the street when I'm with my friend... 163 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,600 Understood? 164 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:12,720 Next time it happens I'll hit you so hard you'll sleep for 15 days! 165 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:18,280 I'll give you a taste now so this doesn't happen again. 166 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,560 Okay? Want another one? 167 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,438 To hell with you! 168 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:30,211 What are you doing? -Delinquent. 169 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,418 What a guy. 170 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:41,740 I'm leaving! 171 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:51,560 Claudio Fornari is a renowned artist. You should be honoured his brush is at your disposition. 172 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:55,120 Back to his brush again! Is he the only person who has one? 173 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:58,280 We're not here to discuss the artist. -No? What then? 174 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,840 Don't be so ignorant. -Don't play the fool. 175 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:06,600 You know very well I love Fulco Little and wish to be his wife. 176 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:11,640 No! You'll never be Fulco's wife, and it's all his father's fault... 177 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:15,720 ...Giovanni. -He asked for a reasonable dowry. 178 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:19,440 Reasonable? 1000 florins! My daughter is beautiful beyond compare... 179 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,960 Her legs are worth 500 florins each. -Don't be so vulgar! 180 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:29,280 I don't intend adding another florin to your dowries! This is your dowry. 181 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:33,080 If I can't marry Fulco I'll become a nun. -What? 182 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:37,480 That's right. I'll enter the convent of the Little Sisters of Pain. 183 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:41,960 With your character? With your desire to live which squeezes out of every pore... 184 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:47,720 The Little Sisters of Pain? You wouldn't last an hour in there... 185 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,360 You'll die of boredom. -We'll see. 186 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:55,200 I'll pray for you. 187 00:20:55,200 --> 00:21:00,968 Poor Antonia, she's like a sister and a daughter to me... 188 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,360 Did you hear? -A sage decision... 189 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:15,495 ...by becoming a nun, I save on the dowry and she gets to find heaven. 190 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:21,720 Little Giovanni should've received my message about Antonia and Fulco's wedding. 191 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,320 It's a closed discussion. -That's what you think... 192 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:31,350 I won't give you a moments peace until Antonia is happy again. 193 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:40,560 Do what you please, but learn to live with it... 194 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:45,509 Who is she? Someone new? -You dirty animal! It's a mania. 195 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:52,480 Your infusion of blackberries. I hope it's as sweet as you like it. 196 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,640 Thank you. It's just right... 197 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,480 May I know your name? -She doesn't have one. 198 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,960 No name? -Yes, because she's leaving right away... 199 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:08,069 You're leaving this house today. You can go, I've spoken. 200 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:19,736 If Antonia is going to heaven then I'll make sure you go to hell! 201 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:48,131 Who knocks at the door of this convent? 202 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:54,200 It's me, brother Pomporio, Caterina. I must confess immediately... 203 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:59,440 What's all the hurry? -I've commited a great sin... 204 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:05,080 My husband told me to come straight to you. -Good. You are faithful to your husband's wishes. 205 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:09,440 But I'm sorry, I don't have time. I'm needed in the convent. 206 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:14,040 But they can wait. I need to get my conscience right again... 207 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:18,280 I've been so bad brother Pomporio. -What on earth have you done? 208 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:23,320 What did you say? -I said: What on earth did you do? 209 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:26,800 Something so bad... I put on some underwear. 210 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:32,360 Underwear!...What is it? ...A hat? 211 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:37,360 It's more than a hat! Underwear is an instrument from Phestimophole... 212 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:41,600 ...Rafaello told me. I promise I won't wear them again. 213 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:46,440 What the heck is this 'underwear'? -You haven't heard of it? 214 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:51,040 They're like men's trousers. I put them on underneath. 215 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:55,840 Underneath? Where? -Here. 216 00:23:55,840 --> 00:24:00,516 I pulled them up to here and they covered the back and the front. 217 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,440 You covered yourself up in front of God? Up to where? 218 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:09,640 They started near my feet and reached up to here... 219 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:13,360 I told you, they're like men's trousers. -They reached up to here? 220 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:17,960 Was all of this left open? -No, it was covered there as well. 221 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:21,000 Up to halfway? -Everything, up to here. 222 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,960 Everything... You sinful whore! -Is it serious? 223 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:29,040 It's very serious! You'll need holy water everywhere... Here... Here... 224 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:34,360 You should be slapped for covering all of God's natural beauty! 225 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:39,360 Don't scare me, brother Pomporio. Hear my confession now, leave the convent till later. 226 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:43,840 Of course they can wait. This deserves a long penitence... 227 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:50,240 Come, make yourself comfortable. Be at peace with your conscience. 228 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:57,080 I must consecrate all these profanities. Lie back and abandon yourself faithfully... 229 00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,840 ...and above all, don't hurry. -That's what Rafaello always says... 230 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,844 He makes me kiss his cord so often! -He's a saintly man. 231 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:12,887 Shall I start kissing here? -Kiss it! I'll tell you when to change. 232 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:20,440 Brother Pomporio, what are you doing? I'm chasing away the evil spirits! 233 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:26,000 Your penitence starts here! -Well, that's fine then. The rope was annoying me... 234 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,208 Just make yourself comfortable. 235 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,560 Great... Just great! 236 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:55,965 Let's start with the backside. -No! I beg you! Please don't touch it. 237 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:02,920 He meant to say make yourself comfortable. Right? 238 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:08,760 Right. We've got time for that later. Please... 239 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:15,360 So, that fool Calgiari refuses to give his daughter a dowry... 240 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:23,800 ...so the wedding is off. You miserable infidel, you brought this message! 241 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:29,760 Do you know what they call me round here? -I know, but I'm not saying. 242 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,960 Tell me... Tell me. What do they call me? 243 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:39,239 A ball breaker. -Precisely... Precisely. 244 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:46,320 Now, I'm going to break yours! With this mace I'll squash them like... 245 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:54,307 A man of your standing shouldn't lower themselves by hitting a peasant... 246 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:59,240 Who is he? What do you want? 247 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,480 I want to take the brunt of your punishment for this peasant. 248 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:07,565 Whatever you say... You asked for it! 249 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,520 Don't break my balls. 250 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:28,680 Fool, I keep telling him: It's "Don't bust my balls." 251 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,800 I beg you... Show some mercy. 252 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,720 Please don't break my balls. I beg you! 253 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:41,360 It's been a pleasure to meet you. 254 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,280 Young man! Wait a minute... 255 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,480 What's your name? -Claudio Fornari, from Rome. 256 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:51,760 I need someone like you. Would you like to work for me? 257 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:55,240 Thanks, but I can't. I hate weapons and violence... 258 00:27:55,240 --> 00:28:02,160 ...I'm an artist. By the way, these paintings are in need of restoration. 259 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:09,919 Okay... Okay. I've got a large fresco in my bedroom. Would you like to see it? 260 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,760 Do you want some work? -Me? No, not really... 261 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:20,280 ...but I'll make this sacrifice. -Agreed... 262 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:26,765 Can we see this fresco? -Yes, of course! I'll show you the way. 263 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,627 We'll use this one. 264 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:50,920 Giovanni! What are you doing? -I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were like this. 265 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,760 I'm in my room. -Yes, yes. I'll explain... 266 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:58,200 This gentleman is an artist, you don't need to be worried. 267 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:02,720 And the other one? -The other one? 268 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:08,360 He's a pervert! Get out of here! What are you looking at? 269 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:14,003 My wife? With those slimey eyes! 270 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:26,320 As I was saying, he's an artist from Rome and I've hired him to do some restoration... 271 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:32,640 I hope you agree? -Yes, but I don't like artists around the house... 272 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,160 We only finished with the plasterers ten days ago! 273 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:41,720 But our friend Claudio Fornari is a genius with the brush and colours... 274 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:46,817 Would you like to see the fresco? -Yes. -This way. 275 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:53,443 This is the one I mentioned earlier. 276 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,040 Is it badly damaged? -Seems like it... 277 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:18,120 It will be a long patient job, I hope I won't get in the way. 278 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,600 Ipolita. My wife is called Ipolita. 279 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:29,040 The name of the queen of the Amazons. -Exactly. The one who fought Hercules for his belt. 280 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,760 ...of chastity? -I don't think so. 281 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:37,040 Who won? -The queen of the Amazons. 282 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:41,560 Yes, but Hercules kept his belt. 283 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:45,560 Shouldn't we be talking about the fresco's? 284 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:49,400 When do you intend to start? -Tomorrow. 285 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:53,360 In the armoury? -I prefer the bedroom. 286 00:30:53,360 --> 00:31:00,600 I hope you're not an early riser, I wouldn't want to be up at dawn. 287 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:06,300 Quite the opposite, I usually start around midday. 288 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:13,600 Magnificent. -They were sculpted in Verona... 289 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:20,320 They cost me 14 gold florins. I wouldn't be able to sleep without them... 290 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:27,351 They're such an integral part of our nights. Right? Ipolita. 291 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:41,046 This way. 292 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,640 Want a drink? -Who's paying? 293 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,938 Me. -Let's go. 294 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,694 Two. 295 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,300 Cheers. 296 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:21,000 No... Not today. -What's wrong? 297 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:27,576 This is my wife's zone. I'm not meeting her twice in one day. 298 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:52,240 You left your hat in the armoury. -Right! I left it on the coat of arms. 299 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:57,880 Thank you, beautiful lady. I'm sorry to have troubled you. 300 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:04,000 It was a pleasure. Excuse me, but are you really going to work for Little Giovanni? 301 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,720 Yes. -To restore the fresco in Ipolita's room? 302 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:11,417 Does this upset you? 303 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:21,360 Would you like me to work in your room? -Yes, Sir! But I'm a poor chambermaid... 304 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:26,200 I can't offer you much. -Who says so? 305 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:31,115 Where else will you find a real artist like me? 306 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,520 No! I'm a virgin. (Italian: Virgo) 307 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:14,823 And I'm a capricorn. We'll get on so well together. 308 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,200 But I'm a virgin. 309 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:33,081 I'm a virgin. 310 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:40,754 What a liar. 311 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,720 My one true love! Squeeze me tight... 312 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:31,942 ...and now kiss me. Kiss me everywhere. 313 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:42,360 You make me feel so many emotions. What can I call you? Love? Passion? 314 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,880 ...Delirium? -Just call me Claudio. 315 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,840 You villain. 316 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:53,480 I just followed your orders: "Squeeze me tight", "Kiss me everywhere" 317 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:58,440 I thought you were someone else. You've abused my trust. 318 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,400 I wouldn't create a scandal over something so trivial. 319 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:05,840 Trivial? -Modestly speaking I could do a lot more. 320 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:10,880 You're abominable. -And you're a great woman. 321 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:15,640 You're a worm. -In that case, keep me company... 322 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:20,800 Don't let me be a solitary worm -Leave, this instant. 323 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,160 As you wish, but it's a shame... 324 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:31,601 It could have been an unforgetable night of love. 325 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,800 That's enough! -What's got into you? 326 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,720 It's you. I'm sorry, but I should have known... 327 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,760 He was a lot better kisser. -Who? 328 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:04,320 What's wrong, my love? -This situation is making me nervous. 329 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,880 Forgive me. 330 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:13,240 I love you Antonia. Every time I see you my desire burns up inside... 331 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:17,560 When you are in my arms there's an explosion in my brain... 332 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,791 Like something hitting my head. 333 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,240 Fulco. 334 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,840 My love. 335 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,040 My soulmate. 336 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:38,000 I get it... We won't be making love tonight. 337 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:43,586 I get the impression our union is being affected from above. 338 00:38:53,280 --> 00:39:01,160 ...dear sisters, this is why. To escape the mundane temptations of life... 339 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:08,560 The noble daughter of lord Domenico has asked to join us... 340 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:13,360 Let's prepare to receive her in our convent... 341 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:19,760 Tomorrow will be a holiday. Goodnight sisters, peace be with you. 342 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:24,208 Peace be with you. 343 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:40,120 Brother Pomporio. 344 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:44,520 What's going on? Has it started? -No, it's finished. 345 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:48,560 At last... I'm leaving. 346 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:52,320 What? You're going already? 347 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:56,200 I've had an infernal day and I can't wait to get some sleep. 348 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,400 I was expecting your company this evening... 349 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,160 I wanted to pray with you. 350 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:06,040 I'm sorry but I don't feel well tonight. 351 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,840 Only for an hour... 352 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:13,080 An hour just to pray for the dead. 353 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:17,560 I can't even pray for them, I feel dead myself. 354 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:24,040 Very well... Would you do me a favour? 355 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,838 If I can. 356 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:38,360 Philipuccio the gardener. Do you know him? -I know him. 357 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,920 Ask him to come here. Tell him to come straight up... 358 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:49,052 I'll pray for the dead with him. -I'll send him straight round. 359 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,930 Brother Philipuccio. 360 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,720 Brother Philipuccio... 361 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:03,480 Listen, brother Philipuccio. -It's you, brother Pomporio. 362 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:07,360 What's wrong? Women gone cold? -Are you being sarcastic? 363 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:11,760 No... Never. It's just seeing you around these parts at this time... 364 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:17,960 What should I think? -Keep it up! I came here looking for you. 365 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:22,720 Me? Brother Pomporio, careful with your hands. 366 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:26,720 What are you talking about? The Abbess wants to see you. 367 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:30,000 Abbess? How can I? 368 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:38,680 I've got a date with sister Maforia tonight and later on I'm seeing sister Carlotta. 369 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:44,680 Do me a favour and make up some excuse. Just tell the Abbess I'm sick... 370 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:50,186 Goodnight brother Pomporio and good luck. 371 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:16,280 Welcome, brother Philipuccio. -I'm sorry but it's still me. 372 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,560 Did you change your mind? 373 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:25,640 I came to tell you brother Philipuccio is giving a mass. 374 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:30,480 I understand, but I still don't want to say these prayers alone... 375 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:34,040 As you're leaving, do me another favour: Pass by brother... 376 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:39,080 Forget about it. All your life stuck in this convent... 377 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:43,520 ...and I'm the only one left to pray for the dead with you. 378 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:49,208 And for your grandfather. -Why not? 379 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:50,640 Treat your master well and you'll see, you won't lose a thing... 380 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:54,000 Just lie down quietly and let him do what he wants... 381 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,320 This is the tenth time I've done it, when am I going to get my five florins? 382 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:02,920 Immediately, but what are you scared of? -Me? Nothing, as long as I get them first. 383 00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:08,880 Start getting ready, he'll be here soon. -I haven't understood this thing with the crown. 384 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,240 Why do I have to wear it? -I don't know! He calls it an extravagance... 385 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:17,451 ...but If you ask me it's a load of crap. Come on, bend over. 386 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:30,982 Did you get lost? -I might just do that! 387 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:44,880 It's a shame you can't see it. -Beautiful... Beautiful... 388 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,930 Marvelous! A real masterpiece. 389 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:58,040 It's my ass and he gets all the credit! -Exceptional, you've earnt it this time. 390 00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,120 Thank you Lord Domenico! Francesca, say thanks to him! 391 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,560 Let her be. Don't make her move. 392 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,680 I've seen hundreds in my time, but never as good as this... It almost looks fake! 393 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:11,360 Leave me be. Go and be a good guard. 394 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:16,880 Beautiful Francesca... Wait there, I'm coming! 395 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:21,795 You're not going to run after me are you? 396 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:07,240 Excellent! My compliments, Sir Claudio. You have an assured hand. 397 00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:10,120 He's true artist and he knows what he wants. 398 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:13,960 Perhaps, but I what I really like is his efficiency. -It's true. 399 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:20,800 If he keeps it up he'll be out of here in three days. -Earlier, madam. I want it finished by tonight. 400 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,800 You're being presumptuous, you've over valued me. 401 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,560 As your husband said; I know what I want. 402 00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:31,040 Wanting to isn't enough. You also need favourable circumstances. 403 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:35,160 Circumstances can be created. -Good... Good... 404 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:40,480 A person who speaks as you do will certainly reach their peak. 405 00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,920 Thank you. I hope I'm not deluding you. 406 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,120 You're here... 407 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:50,000 I was looking everywhere for you. -Are you leaving? 408 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:55,720 Yes, I want to stay away for some time. -I think I know why, Fulco. 409 00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:59,680 Don't be worried and I beg you not to stop me. 410 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:04,800 I bet this is over Antonia. It's all her stupid father's fault! 411 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:10,560 Father... Your recriminations are pointless. Antonia has chosen to join the convent. 412 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,480 When? -Today. 413 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,880 Her decision is irrevocable. This is why I have chosen to leave. 414 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:22,193 Such drama! -Mother, I want your benediction. 415 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,800 Be reasonable. -Come to my office. 416 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,960 I beg you, let me leave. -Yes, no one is stopping you... 417 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:33,863 I just want to know where the hell you want to go. 418 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:39,126 Come, Fulco. Come. 419 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:45,000 Poor kid, who knows where he'll end up? 420 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,120 He's head over heels in love with the beautiful Antonia. 421 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,600 I'm going to have a break. 422 00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,680 Finish mixing the colours, then you can go home. 423 00:49:55,680 --> 00:50:02,360 Once I'm done here, I've got to go to the Mengaya's to toast his daughter's new baby. 424 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:06,040 Right! They invited you? -Damn it! I'm usually first on the list... 425 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:09,931 ...but always the last to get served. 426 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:38,160 Are you really leaving? -That's my business. 427 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,360 I'd like to help you because you seem like a nice guy. 428 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,120 I don't need anyone's help. -You're a romantic... 429 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,920 Yours may be the last love story of the century and I'd like to help you save it. 430 00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:52,153 Listen to me, I have a plan. -For me? -Yes! 431 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:23,080 This is your first intimate encounter with religion... 432 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,640 Meditate upon this new life which awaits you... 433 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:29,240 ...and try to liberate yourself of any temptation. 434 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:33,995 I will come back to collect you in five hours. 435 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:54,600 Did Fulco really love her? -Yes, they were about to get married... 436 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,800 Then, suddenly, Antonia... -What really happened? 437 00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,040 No one knows. 438 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,280 She told her parents she wanted to be a nun. 439 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:08,280 Come on, have a drink. It will lift you up. We have noted guests tonight; Beatrice... 440 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,520 Right! You're not happy unless the ladies are paying a visit. 441 00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:15,560 It'll be a big party today. -It will be my daughter's death sentence today. 442 00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:20,008 Please! The guests are arriving. 443 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,963 Ariosto. 444 00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:00,525 Excuse me. 445 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:08,947 Do you see her? 446 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:22,642 Anything you want! Go... Go. 447 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:31,240 I won't disturb you again, my dear. Do as you wish... 448 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:37,497 If you won't come down to see the guests then I won't bring you dessert! Satisfied? 449 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:06,680 Don't defend him, Ipolita. He betrayed my orders so he must pay. 450 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:10,935 No, no. I wasn't defending him... 451 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:16,680 I was saying that your son must really be in love with her. 452 00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:21,120 That isn't a good reason to leave home and head off God knows where. 453 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,400 He's behaving like a woman. Do you know what I say? 454 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:29,269 He's the one who should've joined the convent. 455 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:06,466 Who are you? What are you doing in my chambers? 456 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,200 Antonia. 457 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,475 Fulco. 458 00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:26,656 My love, it's now or never! -Now... Now! 459 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:24,440 Who is it? -It's dinner time, you must go to the refectory. 460 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:30,424 Thank you, sister, but I'd rather spend my first day in abstinence. 461 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:40,040 Agreed? -I'll do whatever you say. 462 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,634 Now leave. Go! 463 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:51,512 Hurry up, Giussepa. Domenico will arrive and you won't be ready. 464 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:57,650 I'm not a ghost. 465 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:04,972 I swear, I'll poke out your eyes if you breathe a word. 466 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:15,000 Such squalour. 467 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:20,600 What a smell. Okay, where should I be? 468 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:24,160 There. -On the straw? 469 00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:29,245 Yes. Belly down, with the crown of flowers. 470 00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:35,680 This is too big for my head. -You don't put it on your head. 471 00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:41,800 Where then? -Why don't you let Lord Domenico tell you? 472 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:45,240 Are you serious? How did you find out? 473 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:51,040 He confided in me before he left. I assure you Fulco is there. 474 00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,640 How scandalous. 475 00:58:53,640 --> 00:59:00,280 Not to mention sacriligious. Such profanity in a house of God! 476 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:05,600 If I were you I wouldn't waste any time. -That's true. Will you come with me? 477 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:09,840 But I'm just a stranger here, I'm not a member of the parish. 478 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,889 That's true. 479 00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:33,302 Who is it? -It's prayer time, you must go to the chapel. 480 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:38,320 Sister Antonia, we're waiting for you in the chapel. 481 00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:44,200 Don't worry about me, I've got a private chapel of my own right here. 482 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:48,320 Don't lose your temper. Remember, he's our son. 483 00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:53,160 He'll remember this lesson for the rest of his life. 484 00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:57,506 Ipolita, this is men's business. 485 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:11,899 Just like always... 486 01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:17,901 It had to happen to me. 487 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,680 Well? Everything okay? -You see, Lord Domenico... 488 01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:37,280 How would I manage without you? -I'm happy, but this time... 489 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,560 We've done it this time. -Are you sure? 490 01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:45,897 I've got an eye like an eagle, but let's not waste any more time! 491 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:03,721 No... No... No! 492 01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:07,661 Pig! 493 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:18,563 You're hurting me. -You rascal. 494 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:31,640 You're beautiful... Aristocratic. 495 01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,240 One thing puzzles me... 496 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:39,132 Why don't you wear any underwear? 497 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:56,560 Mother Badessa? Mother Badessa, wake up. 498 01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:02,520 Who is it? What's going on? -Little Giovanni wants to see you. 499 01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:05,760 At this hour? -It's an urgent matter... 500 01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:08,240 He seems possessed. 501 01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:12,973 Hide under the bed, I've got to go. 502 01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:21,720 Shouldn't I go out the window? -Don't be silly, I'll be back soon. 503 01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:27,955 What on earth does he want? What could've happened? 504 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:37,400 This isn't a very peaceful convent. -I hope it's not a fire. 505 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:41,600 It sounds more like an earthquake. -We'd better get dressed. 506 01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:49,132 Do I have to put my robes back on? -Sure, we can't ruin everything on the first day. 507 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:52,683 My treasure. 508 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:08,360 She's taking a long time. -She was in a deep sleep... 509 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:12,717 It takes time to put on her robes and her veil. 510 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:23,720 You asked to see me? 511 01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:27,760 My visit isn't one of pleasure... 512 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:31,680 I've heard rumours that my son is hidden in this convent. 513 01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:36,520 Impossible, the gates are always locked... 514 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:40,520 Only those who are permitted to do so may remain inside at night. 515 01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:44,480 I would like your permission to carry out an inspection. 516 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:48,440 That's against regulations. -Excuse me, mother... 517 01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:52,800 What kind of veil is this? -My veil? 518 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:56,702 What are you saying? 519 01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:01,400 It's Philipuccio's underpants. -Whose? 520 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:04,880 He's the gardener. 521 01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:12,013 I always suspected as much... This isn't a convent, it's a mess! 522 01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:25,859 I expected as much. 523 01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:33,792 I expected as much. 524 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:40,561 I expected as much. 525 01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:50,816 I didn't expect this! Two nuns in the same room? This must be a mistake. 526 01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:55,560 It's you, Antonia. Where is my son? 527 01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:57,400 Please... 528 01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:01,200 Don't disturb the sacred silence. 529 01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:06,120 Nice arrangement... Is she here to keep you company? 530 01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:11,399 If only Fulco knew. -Enough, father. Fulco knows. 531 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:40,094 Eat... Eat, brothers! Come on. 532 01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:44,608 Drink... Drink! 533 01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:49,858 Do you want some? 534 01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:34,658 This is a splendid banquet. 535 01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:46,115 A toast to the happy couple. 536 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:55,245 Long live the bride's mother, and her beautiful daughter. 537 01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:01,960 Why don't you sit down? 538 01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:05,560 I'd like to, but I don't think I'll be able to for at least five days. 539 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:12,160 Is it your way of showing gratitude? -No, just a small discussion with my husband. 540 01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:17,240 He's convinced that what he used to get outside the house, he had right here! 541 01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:22,143 He just needed a helping hand! -Let me see. 542 01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:26,831 A toast to the best man. 543 01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:51,706 That's enough. -A little bit more. 544 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:16,680 I wouldn't want to create a scandal over so little. 545 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:22,129 You call that little? -Modestly speaking, I can do better. 546 01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:29,417 Shall we have another toast? 547 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:34,680 Me? -Yes, don't waste any time. 548 01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:38,840 Well... I'm ready. -Ready for what? 549 01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:46,076 Don't you remember? You commissioned Mr Fornari to paint me on my wedding day. 550 01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:54,920 Yes, it's true, but in the middle of our wedding banquet? 551 01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:59,440 I need to do it before it gets dark or I'll lose all the light. 552 01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:05,120 You can watch me from the window. I'll be on my feet, it'll be a quick one. 553 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:10,040 Isn't that true, Mr Fornari? -As you wish. 554 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,400 Very well, just make sure I can see you from the window. 555 01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:17,040 Don't worry. 556 01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:21,200 Father, I'm jealous because I've procured my pleasure... 557 01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:25,480 ...but tonight, not even a battleship full of mercenaries could stop me! 558 01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:30,019 We all know you're a lucky husband. 559 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:47,696 Slowly, slowly. 560 01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:59,880 Get a god damned move on! 561 01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:05,147 We're only on the first brush stroke. 562 01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:13,014 Well? -Relax. 563 01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:25,571 ...and you were there as well, father. 564 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:35,160 How long will this portrait take? Poor Antonia, it's been over an hour now. 565 01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:40,063 Art makes its own rules. 566 01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:58,543 Will you guys cut it out? I can't feel my arms and legs anymore. 567 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:12,880 A real artist would've painted the entire Sistine Chapel by now. 568 01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:18,375 Maybe he's doing some retouches. -Right, and now... 569 01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:24,252 ...I'm going to rescue my wife. 570 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:29,807 Antonia! 571 01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:39,760 Where are you, my calf? Your bull is coming. 572 01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:42,840 The idiot's coming! 573 01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:47,152 Wait! Don't come in. I haven't finished yet. 574 01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:50,320 I can't wait... 575 01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:53,642 ...I want you now. 576 01:14:59,440 --> 01:15:03,680 No, you're hurting me. 577 01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:08,720 Let's consumate our marriage. 578 01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:13,874 Yes, my love. Yes... Yes! 579 01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:18,532 My... 580 01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:36,760 ...but it wasn't so good for you. -The last few minutes were gold... 581 01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:40,800 It's a good thing he didn't notice. -What could he do? He wasn't armed. 582 01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:44,907 The only bit of good luck is that he was drunk! 583 01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:53,840 Come book soon Claudio, I won't forget you. 584 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:57,360 I'm going to Milan, then I'm coming straight back. 585 01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:02,240 Do you really have to go? -There's a lot of money there... 586 01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:05,440 I want to be rich too. -Okay, but come back soon... 587 01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:07,880 I'll be waiting. -Don't worry, I'll be back... 588 01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:12,360 The living is good up there, but the women are even better down here. 589 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:16,680 Whatever you say. -Don't be so down... 590 01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:23,483 For every bird there's a worm. -Really? Then I'll cut mine off. 591 01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:33,040 Subtitled by the colour Blue. 26th September 2008. 592 01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:38,194 Special Thanks to Fenix. www.cultfilmsubs.com 52116

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