Original subtitles

For those regarded as warriors...

When engaged in combat...

the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern.

Suppress all human emotion and compassion...

...kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself.

This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.

Look at me, Matsumoto...

...take a good look at my face.

Look at my eyes.

Look at my mouth.

Do I look familiar?

Do I look like somebody...

you murdered?!

Welcome...

We have a customer. Bring out some tea, quickly.

I'm watching my soap operas.

Lazy bastard...

Screw your soap opera... hurry up!

The tea's hot.

Why don't you serve it yourself for once?

Hey, what the hell happened to the tea? Hurry up... goddammit!

Lazy oaf...

What d'ya want?

One warm sake!

Sake? In the middle of the day?

- Day, night, afternoon - Who gives a damn- Get the sake!

How come I always have to get the sake?

You listen well...

For thirty years, you make the fish, I get the sake.

If this were the military,

I'd be General by now.

Oh, so you'd be General, huh?

If you were General, I'd be Emperor,

and you'd still get the sake -

and you'd still get the sake - So shut up and get the sake.

I'm not bald, okay? I shaved my head.

What do you want with Hattori Hanzo?

I need Japanese steel.

Why do you need Japanese steel?

I have vermin to kill.

I wanted to show you these.

However...

...someone as you, who knows so much, must surely know...

...I no longer make instruments of death.

What I have here...

...I keep for their aesthetic and sentimental value.

Yet proud as I am of my life's work...

...I have retired.

You can sleep here.

It will take me a month...

...to make the sword.

I suggest you spend it practicing.

I've completed doing...

...what I swore an oath to God, 28 years ago,

...to never do again.

I have created "something that kills people."

And in that purpose, I was a success.

I've done this because philosophically,

I am sympathetic to your aim.

I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword.

If on your journey, you should encounter God...

...God will be cut.

Yellow-haired warrior...

Go.

Do you like Ferraris?

Ferrari... Italian trash.

Do you want to screw me?

Don't laugh! Do you want to screw me, yes or no?

Yes.

How 'bout now, big boy?

Do you still wish to penetrate me...

...or is it I...

...or is it I... who has penetrated you?

Boss Tanaka!

What's the meaning of this outburst?

This is a time for celebration!

And what exactly are we celebrating?

The perversion of our illustrious council?

Tanaka, have you gone mad?

I will not tolerate this!

You're disrespecting our sister! Apologize!

Tanaka-San, of what perversion do you speak?

My father...

...along with yours,

and along with yours, started this council.

And while...

...you laugh like stupid donkeys...

...they weep in the afterlife...

- Shut up!

...over the perversion committed today!

Outrageous!

Tanaka, it is you who insults this council!

Bastard!

Fuck face!

Gentlemen.

Tanaka obviously has something on his mind.

By all means, allow him to express it.

I speak, of the perversion done to this council,

...which I love...

...more than my own children,

...by making a Chinese Jap-American half breed bitch its leader!

So that you understand how serious I am...

...I'm going to say this in English.

Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned.

You have to say "Yes, yes, yes" to any selfish demands they make.

They demand ridiculous things.

Shut up -- Do you know what would happen if they heard you?

What's gonna happen?

Did you hear about the Tanaka clan?

You're gonna get your head chopped off.

No, I don't want that.

Yes, it's me.

And if you give us a contact number, we will get back to you.

Who do you remind me of?

Charlie Brown!

You're right, he does look like Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown.

Four pepperoni pizzas.

That's not on our menu...

I don't care, bring them, goddammit!

Hey... hey... Charlie, give me a kiss.

O-Ren Ishii!

You and I have unfinished business!

Charlie Brown, beat it.

Miki.

TEAR THE BITCH APART!

Gogo, right?

And you're Black Mamba.

Our reputations precede us.

Don't they?

You call that begging?

You can beg better than that.

Those of you lucky enough to still have your lives...

...take them with you!

However...

...leave the limbs you've lost.

They belong to me now.

Where was it made?

Whom in Okinawa made you this steel?

YOU LIE!

Swords however, never get tired.

I hope you've saved your energy.

If you haven't...

...you might not last five minutes.

But as last looks go,

you could do worse.

Attack me...

...with everything you have.

For ridiculing you earlier...

...I apologize.

Accepted.

Ready?

Come on.

That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.

Burn in Hell, you stupid, stupid blonde!

Burn in Hell, you stupid, stupid blonde! I'll tell you nothing.

Revenge is never a straight line.

It's a forest.

And like a forest it's easy to lose your way...

...to get lost... to forget where you came in.